#maybe not from this earth (aliens)

[aka-indulgence]

[stress]

#i usually Imagined this happening #but this happened a few days ago when someone asked me very specifically about my type like they want the gossip #and my brain screamed MONSTER #aka doodle #i get stressed when people ask me that question fdshjsdf #this has been another monsterfucker psa from aka thank you #+horns +tails +non human skin #maybe not from this earth (aliens) #(sweats like a sinner in church) #also WHY DONT THEY BELIEVE WHEN I SAY PERSONALITY FDFDH #happens every time people ask #(no longer eating in peace) #aka doodles

[rexscanonwife]

Naww but if I think about it, my s/i and Utonium kinda have a Rose Quartz/Greg Universe thing going on 🤔🤔🤔

#jane journals #🔬 starkissed scientist 🔬 #ngl they DID have a profound impact on my psyche!!!! #like...i dont got all the details yet #but my s/i was wandering the galaxy for a while. shes a rly long-lived alien species #and at some point. maybe around the 80s or 90s? she landed on earth and fell in love with it #decided to stick around and blend in!! #i dont think she was running from anything or earth was in immediate danger #actually yanno i havent played with the idea of her BEING a hero?? #but i like the idea of her simply being someone who doesnt fit in and can relate to utonium for it

[zexonyte]

yeah i made him a fish lookin thang whatcha gonna do about it

#mother series #giegue #earthbound beginnings #yeah im proud of this so im putting it on tumblr too. hiii mother times server how yall doing #ignore that he doesnt have a back leg i tried but it looked kinda weird and cramped #anyways i gave giegue gill things and a more fish-esque appearance because i hc his species is aquatic #like they come from an oceanic? aquatic? unsure. well its a planet that is almost entirely water im talkin subnautica levels of sea #that's why he had that capsule orb thing in mother 1. he needs it to live and the weird engine-esque things at his side are like purifiers #making sure the liquid is suitable. not too focused on much else (why bother when you're a super powerful psychic) but isn't exactly fragil #like the material is flexible and rubbery even. you hit it and it bounces back a good amount #we don't really get an explanation for why earth itself was chosen to get invaded. at least i don't remember if there was one sorry 😭 BUT #i hc also that the reason giegue's species decided to invade here specifically was because of territory. i mean we've got a lot of water #maybe they took george and maria to test humanity in a sense. if they reacted positively to an alien child mayybe they wouldnt have needed #to straight up eradicate humanity maybe this time we wont need to fight too much. would be inconvenient to waste firepower on these #simple creatures. they're not even that smart. can't even use our epic brain powers lol (aged real well) #once again they aint found him yet but when they do they gon be surprised #anyways its like 4 in the morning i cant keep doing this. thanks for reading my brainworms over a game ive never played 🤙

[neatokeanosocks]

GO WATCH THE OCTOPUS LADY ON YOUTUBE, SHES SO COOL AND I'M LEARNING SO MUCH

#i didnt want to do a basic 2-sex system for these aliens. they're not descended from anything on earth. their dna is WACK. #sooooo... what if each form was a sex :) #alsooo consider... #Proteans: 'oh cool yall have around 2 sexes too?' #Humans: 'yeah! theres social roles and different language cases 'n everything for them! we call all that 'gender'!' #Proteans: 'huh. sounds kinda tiring to switch between that every single time you change sex. is it really that important to focus on?' #Humans: '...well most of us...dont do that very often??' #Proteans: '...i think theres been a mistranslation' #shitpost #they're changing sex technically not gender. i dont mean to steal genderfluid peoples modus operandi #maybe some proteans are genderfluid when they integrate into human society. #idk man i just recently learned theres no difference between an egg and a sperm other than whichevers got more nutrients packed with it #still trying to absorb that. it's just... so arbitrary #i mean. sex and gender are arbitrary even within a human framework. but the words we use for THE FOUNDATION OF LIFE ON EARTH are arbitrary #character design #speculative biology

[nedsseveredhead]

Made a new oc for a new little personal project that I will never fully explain or touch but everyone meet the little alien bunny princess shes from the moon and is a little lost

#her companion is supposed to be a wolfman monster but i cant quite draw him the way i want to #so you just get her for now #she'll have clothes eventually she just doesnt have them when they crash land to earth asdfg #i got her all planned out tbh except for a name #my art #its a light hearted story though... slice of life two aliens try to learn how to blend into earth after crash landing #and maybe find their way home but also enjoying the freedom of humanity..... . . ... ... #theres some drama in regards to people are trying to track down the aliens after finding their space ship #and the Bad Guy Aliens that shot them down in the first place are trying to find the bunbian #but mostly its just... light hearted #i want a story that explores what i love about humanity told from the point of view of outsiders #idk #anyway heres this #ill make a carrd for it when ive planned more

[bumblingbabooshka]

St Voyager - Ex Post Facto “Maybe I kill myself slowly because I don’t have the courage to do it all at once.”

#I love when Tuvok & Janeway stare silently at each other as a response to something #I also love how the dog in this episode is just a regular earth dog that they call a dog #the only thing remotely 'alien' about it is that its hair is a little wild HEHEH they didnt even try #at least give it a silly name~!!! #'This is a yarnool.' (it looks really similar to a dog) 'I know not what a d o g is! how curious!' #very fun episode I love the noir vibes and the design of the apartment #tuvok saying 'it's rare to find someone as dispassionate as we(vulcans) are' absolutely a dig....and her 'I bet she's a FINE dispassionate #woman :)' ....I liked their interaction #it reminded me of that tiktok audio #'we go by tall grande and venti here.../most/ people know that.' (do I look like most people?) 'absolutely not <3' #the quote is actually 'maybe I kill myself slowly because I dont have the courage to do it quickly' but I don't like slowly-quickly #it sounds too samey #Harry isn't in this episode as much as these screenshots might suggest but I like him so he is here #He has a weirdly stoic energy in this one but I assume it comes from uhhhm.....worry or anger or something idk #it's stressful #st voyager #ex post facto #star trek #episode scrapbook #the way harry & tom stare at her with SUCH confusion after she feeds her dog meat is so funny to me #WHAT is the emotion of that scene??? <- guy who's bad with things like that #it's david lynch levels of incomprehensible to me but I like that <3

[do-notperceiveme]

the other drawing of the Nancy Sinatra I did! Featuring Even Older Leif at the Helm, Capser riding shot gun, Ex contemplating in the like, living room area, and BertBert sleeping off her years in prison on the bunks :)

I just drew her as some girl because I didn't have time to think about what a Seagian (?) would look like, but I do have some thoughts

#midnight burger #midnight burger pod #because like #she mentions cutting bangs at some point so she has hair #she's immune to weed #she is able to wear as human bath robe #so probably has two arms #she has a muscular frame #is she just like #a colour changed human? #she can tell Leifs an earthling immediately so she probably looks different enough from an earthling #maybe she's like one of the blue avatars #also it's interesting that ted at earth portal had to make Casper drink coffee to confirm that he was human #or an earthling #are their multiple alien races that look like earthlings? or was he just refusing to believe it #and since Teds are the ones that can't drink cofee #are humans and teds very similarly looking?? #I want answers

[six-of-ravens]

also not to bring things down after that big hopeful new years post but man, today I found the Christmas letter my great aunt always sends out, where she talked about the past year and informed everyone her gay son is engaged to his longtime partner (exciting!).

however. I know for a fact mom read this letter before I did bc she told me (and I lost mine for 2 weeks), and yet she still only referred to them as "Steven and his......friend." while I was talking to her about it, in a tone that makes it clear she's uncomfortable and vaguely disapproving. she didn't even mention the engagement! even though she had to have read about it!! she went apeshit when his sister got straight married a few years back!! and yet! can't say fiance? can't even say partner??

like hi, parents, this is why I don't tell you anything truly personal! how would you react??

#like im close with my parents in the sense that we help each other out and have dinner each week #but truly. they don't know shit about me. they don't know my sexuality. they don't even know what i read or listen to #but honestly better that they don't know anything about me #id rather be an enigma caring for her disabled parent than face open scorn while caring for a disabled parent you know? #we're stuck together cause of moms health so maybe i just keep my little secrets to thw grave instead of making it awkward #sorry im in my feels again. gonna go read more about aliens destroying humanity and terraforming earth byeeee #side note we are sooooo not getting invited to this wedding lmao aside from my parents...thing. #i was never really close with this cousin...moreso with his sister who was super cool lmao. he is super cool now too but #we don't know each other. i am giving him a thumbs up from afar LMAO

[bmpmp3]

i consider myself a bit of a connoisseur of besties-turned-lovers stories but one thing that has always bothered me a little is when the besties actually become lovers and then the relationship loses all bestie-itude LIKE correct me if im wrong but i feel like these things aren’t usually mutually exclusive... i see it more often with m/f besties but i see it with same gender, etc besties on occasion too and like. YES its realistic that friendships change their dynamics over time (even without turning into lovers) but i always see this thing where these two besties get together and then are immediately like “but i CANT dick around with my bestie anymore because theyre also my significant other” you could if you werent a coward. can’t u dick around with ur bestie romantically. can’t you dick around with ur partner bestie-ly. what am i not getting here

#and i mean maybe its because i do enjoy a m/f relationship often in a very bisexual and mildly genderly sort of way #that this character relationship development style is so like. alien and bizarre to me. what am i not understanding #had pacific rim on the mind and i was thinking about some m/f besties i like. mako and whats his nuts #(sorry i really like his character but i havent seen that movie in like 7 years orz) #i really adore their relationship as besties and also i do like the fun little flirty scenes they had a couple times in the movie too #thats a m/f bestie couple i quite like in like a romantic and platonic way folded over itself. if that makes sense #i think its very sweet and awesome. mako deserves a handsome bestie to flirt with. as a treat #thank god they never removed any bestieness from their relationship. even in the goofy flirty scenes they had they were still bestieing #thank u mr del toro #wait sorry now im thinking about mixed gender besties. i love mulder and scully of course we all do #and in the three seasons ive seen ive come to the conclusion i like them in the sense that like #theyre platonic theyre romantic theyre both theyre neither theyre something else entirely #but most importantly. theyre scully and mulder LOL #its a category in and of itself. a very interesting form of besties #oh and recently ive been rewatching elementary since i never saw the past the first season #that one as of the season ive seen i adore fully and completely platonically. oh these guys are very platonic besties #only sherlock story on earth where sherlock and watson are purely platonic LOL #god their relationship is great. oh speaking of platonic im still like fascinated with that one webcome i never finished. villainess no more #i think thats what it was called. someday i'll finish it. its fun and the romance is sweet but i still like. #kinda liked their relationship more when they were just besties at first sight. marriage of convenience turned platonic besties #probably not intentional from the author. sorry. im a sucker for romance so thats kinda new for me too #theres so many variety of bestie. so many layers. its a rich artform: the bestie

[midorikawa-lettuce]

this is absolutely NOT why Kish was a creep to Ichigo by kissing her, but can you imagine for ONE second with me, that the reason Kish decided to start off his interaction with earth’s main warrior with a kiss was because he suddenly got a harebrained idea in his head like “huh there’s a LOT of humans and currently only One Me to deal with them so this fight’s gonna be rough. What if...perhaps...I just seduce their warriors instead :) yes, brilliant plan this will ABSOLUTELY work”

#LIKE. LISTEN. #he's absolutely just being a creep in canon but imagine for one second that he's a total dweeb #who genuinely thinks that maybe just maybe he can get away with seducing the warriors of earth in order to get them to just hand earth over #'pai listen i have spent exactly 5 minutes on the Human Internet' #'and they all think aliens are hot and sexy' #or honestly on the reverse side like look we all know humans as a whole are alienfuckers #what if tmm aliens are like. what if they just think humans are kinda sexy. because to them humans are the aliens. #quotes from catherynne valente's space opera are playing on repeat in my head i should probably go to bed. #lettuce talks #tokyo mew mew

[mydetheturk]

OH YEAH ITS WEDNESDAY HAVE SOM WIP

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“Ring, contact Honor Guard Lantern Gardner,” Hal said. A green portal appeared, with a faint static appearance accompanied by the sound of dial-up. Hal frowned. They fought a lot but Guy always answered his calls.

“Is there something wrong?” Wonder Woman said. She finished taping Superman’s hand up and looked at Hal with an expression he refused to read.

“Ring, contact Lantern Stewart instead.” Hal grumbled a little but the call went through. 

“Hal? What happened? Is everything alright on Earth?” John asked. He blinked, squinting past Hal to see the other superheroes behind him. “Should I be using your name?”

Hal shrugged his one good shoulder. “Eh, it’s fine. What’s going on that Guy didn’t answer me?”

John made a face and reflected the view around. Guy was sitting serenely on the surface of Mars, his eyes closed and his face being cupped by what had to be an alien of some kind.

“Is Guy getting Vulcan mind-melded while I had to get my fucking shoulder broken by goddamn Darkseid?” Hal asked.

“Mind-melded, yes. Vulcan, no.” John flipped the view back around. “We ran into the local Martian population while driving off Granny Goodness. What’s left of the population, anyway. There’s more Kryptonians left than there are Martians, Hal.”

Hal whistled. “Damn. How many?”

“Just the one, we think. They’re doing a whole… Thing.”

#dc #green lantern #wonder woman #hal jordan #john stewart #diana prince #myde writes #ive got a justice league formation concept doc #i find the idea of there being a lot of shenanigans everyone's gone through before the league forms #john's fresh out of lantern basic essentially #hal and guy have been lanterns for years #diana just returned from themyscara #clark and bruce have been independently doing their things for a while #in this fic if i ever write it the lanterns are chasing after darkseid and trying to get him out of the sector #(and maybe throw him at atrocitus) #john & guy splinter off to mars to chase after granny goodness & maybe steppenwolf #while hal follows darkseid to earth #everyone else is in metropolis for plot reasons and everyone teams up to fight an alien warlord #this scene is just a downtime breather #guy & john find j'onn j'onzz and guy gets mind melded #have a mountain of context tags whoops

[froggirlboycow]

earth really needs to come up with a better universal language bc if the aliens come here & think our planets language is english & therefore starts calling our planet england im gonna launch myself into a black hole

#i would rather spagettify myself than live on a planet called england #like every time theres aliens in media they come from a homogenous planet w one language? #altea #altean #vulcan #vulcan: language #klingon #thats all i can think of rn #but like can we do better than esperanto #maybe like terran #i like earth being terra & us being terrans #thats p cool #better than humans #aliens #alien language #human language

[hypnowave]

making proportional, neatly lined, colored and shaded art pieces of my original characters is not enough i need to vomit brightly colored paint all over cheap art store canvasses & make 7 billion wonky clay pots that will explode in the kiln & weave ropes into intricate macrame textiles just to set them on fire & sew together unsightly clothing articles of clashing patterns and textures & make handmade recycled paper & build wooden plane miniatures while trying not to choke on wood chips

#jun.log #things i need to bring up to my therapist: #hi i need to create because i can't just have my feelings burst out of my ribcage like the chestburster in Alien (1979) #if anyone's reading this: Hello. i hate being perceived. i also hate my art being perceived by people unless i deliberately show them. #i'm this close to deleting my art blog and nuking my toyhou.se account #i hate having my work out in the open because it makes me feel as though others expect consistency from me in terms of style and quality #and it makes me feel paralyzed and terrified of ever creating again #i haven't felt genuine fulfillment in finished art in so long #the art i do in the meantime is a panacea but at the same time it is not enough. it does not grant me the happiness i need to heal #i wish i never showed people my art i wish i never told people i was an artist #i want to drop off the face of the earth in the hopes that maybe i can find joy in tying together flower stems or painting a night sky #as much as i love external validation i feel afraid that even my most loved ones will secretly hate me if my art devolves #i am not allowed to regress or make mistakes because in the past that has been used to hurt me . it has been weaponized against me #anyways. wow this is embarrassing #sorry. ill be normal tomorrow

[seveneyesoup]

underrated character type: the selective skeptic. someone who 100% believes that ghosts are real, but demons? bullshit. someone who fully believes that their friend was abducted by aliens, but who doesn’t believe in any kind of afterlife. someone who believes in bigfoot but doesn’t believe esp is possible. the more adamantly they believe and the more vehemently they deny other superstitions the better

#it’s just. one it’s funny to have someone be a die hard believer in xyz superstition and think that often-lumped-in-with-that beliefs are #*obviously* bullshit #and two it just. lends itself to better characters than the 100% nonbeliever or the guy who believes it all #maybe the bigfoot believer/esp denier believes that bigfoot is another hominid that evolved in earth; but that esp is people getting lucky #sometimes people have suspicions sometimes they’re right. and the times they’re right get press and the times they’re wrong don’t type thing #ghost believer/demon denier believes in the human consciousness lingering after death but sees no reason to believe in nonhuman spirits #alien believer/afterlife denier believes that intelligent life must exist but that there’s not evidence to suggest life after death #and justifies that sufficiently intelligent life to get to earth would be intelligent enough to hide itself from being seen #and all of those like; suggest something about the character beyond the usual skeptic/believer tropes #anyway if you reblog this post and talk shit about peoples religions or religious people i’m blocking you #this post is about ‘conspiracy theory’ folklore and the supernatural as it exists in pop culture #so i don’t wanna hear anyone saying that following a religion and not others is an example of this

[shuckstruck]

the thing IS. is there’s blood in my veins instead of lightning. my chest house’s a beating heart rather than light. and the only reason any of this is acceptable is because the mechanisms that keep me going are miracles in themselves

#listen. listen 2 me #take a step backwards. u r an alien and u are viewing life on earth for the first time #U HAVE A MACHINE IN UR BODY THAT PUMPS MILLIONS OF TEENY TINY OXYGEN LADEN CELLS AROUND UR INSIDES #THE SINGULAR MACHINE IS NUTS ENOUGH ON ITS OWN. ITS COMPLEX AND IT WORKS FROM BEFORE U ARE BORN UNTIL IT IS UR TIME TO PASS #AND IM ONLY TALKING ABOUT UR HEART BAYBEE. U HAVE A NUMBER OF ABSOLUTELY INSANE MACHINES IN U AMD THEIR ONLY JOB IS TO KEEP U ALIVE #THATS INSANE. THE WORLD IS INSANE AND IN THERE!! IN ALL OF THAT!!!! #IS WAHTEVER TICKS AWAY THAT MAKES /YOU/ A COMPLETELY UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL #CAPABLE OF THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND PHILOSOPHIES #IMO. IMHO. THATS MIRACULOUS. THATS INSANE. #IF IT WERENT A PREESTABLISHED FUNDAMENTAL OF ALL LIFE EVER I COULD NOT DREAM THIS UP #hrgjrvr ‘yeah idk man. they just go. they’re just filled w jelly. maybe bones to keep the shape #not true. ur body is a living organism and there’s like a billion jobs in there that are all being completed right now #i’d fill u w jelly. something much more than i filled u with atoms and cells and muscles and organs and bones #that’s insane. life is incredible. #i sound high as shit but actually i’m only a little bit tipsy #rumbles