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#me @ the Razor: I love you so much and you're so hot and funny and– *gets stabbed again*
I think Slay the Princess is so popular partially because the *gets stabbed* "I'm in love" reaction is both intentional on the part of the developers and then they completely follow through on it.
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freebooter4ever · 1 month
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ok i've been taking a break for the past half hour and doing research on the pens locker room, trying to figure out how i wanted to design my own version of geno's 'stall' (is that what it's called?). i love the circular shape it feels very king arthur
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first, there isn't a lot of internet documented history on the various eras of the locker room design??? which seems sad
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don't get me wrong the latest iteration is pretty epic but as far is i can tell, it hasn't changed much since at least 2013? i do not envy whoever is cleaning this place. thats a lot of sweat over the years.
second, im enjoying seeing little details that i had no idea existed, being a new fan and all. like the puck wins count???? crazy. these guys have a visual representation of how they're doing in the season right up there on the wall glaring judgmentally at them? im so glad im not in sports. i would not survive.
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especially when the HISTORY of these pucks is on the walls.....like damn. talk about pressure. anyway 2011-2012 thats one of geno's best seasons right? :)
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this is what I wanted. mesh, hooks, I need to figure out how i want to make this look cool.
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i find it really funny and endearing that the thing these guys do to relax in down time is a playful version of their own job....
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also im not sure about this like:
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are they assigned a razor??? you get traded to the penguins and suddenly you're not allowed to use your fancy expensive specialized razor? is this a normal thing in hockey????? do they have group shaves for special events like the playoffs? hockey players are fascinating.
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i dont know why but i never considered that the pens have actual lockers in addition to the little seats in the main locker room. this makes total sense. i dont know where i thought their clothes and stuff went. just disappeared into the ether i guess.
anyway definitely a necessity, the hot tub. it looks a little sad and lonely in this photo. it needs a hockey player in it.
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racks and racks of gear???? again this makes total sense but never occurred to me. also maybe helps explain why geno likes to switch up gloves, look at all them, damn. i do wonder about helmets still - geno's looks so unique and he's been using the same design since at least 2009.
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ok im guessing this is an away locker room and i have only one question: do they bring a little 'logo' carpet to roll out every time they go on the road? thats amazing.
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if you read all that, nice! here's a shot of geno with his jock out:
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very important locker room research. bonus the earliest pens locker room photo of geno i could find:
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shy beautiful boy ^_^ (also he looks so young and vulnerable its hard to believe that even back in 2008/2009 he already had so much responsibility with so many grown adults making demands on his entire career)(like he went through all that AND is still playing in the league with three cups under his belt? thats fucking awesome)
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ruinedbylanadelrey · 9 months
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Just imagine Reader taking care of Din’s injuries after he was in a big fight and got lots of cuts and bruises on his chest and back. Of course it starts to turn intimate and Din wants some, but Reader reminds him he’s hurt. It would be steamy, sweet, and funny all at once.
Like You Do | Din Djarin x f!Reader
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"You're the one I can't lose, no one loves me like you do" - Joji, Like You Do
summary: Din comes back to the crest hurt and her heart just breaks at the sight of her strong Mandalorian crumbling to his knees. warnings: 18+, MINORS DNI, descriptions of blood, cuts, and needles, his name is din not djarin (i'm sorry he is 4ever din<3), razor crest lives forever, mando'a use, no grogu, reader is so in love with, din is a simp, mando's helmet comes off (i'm sorry), sexual tension, touching, groping, kissing, din begging to be fucked AN: I have had this request in my drafts forever because i kept re writing it so here is the final product. I want to clarify that Din Djarin is my #1 man, i know it's shocking because I write about Joel mostly. But Din is my soulmate and I'm a little embarrassed to share my thoughts about Din. Like my room color scheme is grey, silver, and black I re did my room back when The Mandalorian came out. That's my little secret<3 anyways enjoy my little fantasy<3333 masterlist
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translations: cyar’ika- darling, beloved, sweetheart Udesii- "take it easy" Ni kar'tayl gar darasuum- "I love you/I know you forver"
Din could feel the sliced skin stretch with each step he took, all he could smell is blood, blaster smoke, and sweat. His breathing was uneven and his body trembling when he made it to the crest, falling to his knees as he heard your sweet honey voice calling out to him.
"Din! Maker! I don't know where you're bleeding from!" You slide to your knees taking the large Mandalorian into your arms, laying him against your chest, your hands working quickly removing his armor except for his helmet. His flight suit was torn on his left side at the waist, his flesh gashed, red bleeding into the meat of his skin. He needs bacta but the hard stuff. 
Din said he will only use it if you were the one hurt; your mind replayed that whole argument when you guys finally gave in and fell through the thin wire of tension cutting it when he thrust himself into your hot core.
You asked him, 'Why can't we use it on you if it ever comes down to it?'
'I will do whatever it takes to keep you alive...you're the one I can't lose.'
You scoffed at him and just spat 'So I can lose you and feel the exact same pain you would feel for me'
'You're so much stronger than me in every single way, cyar’ika' Din chokes up and it broke your heart seeing be so emotional. He was a cold-hearted person until you came along as another recuse he collected. You brought your sunshine and melted away the winter in his heart. 
The movie in your head clears when you grabbed the needle of bacta and pinched his skin near the gash and pushed the medicine into his muscles. Din's screams were so visceral and his hands grip your thighs, bruising them to a deep purple. "Udesii! Udesii!" You cry out as you throw the empty syringe across the hull.
His body jolts while the bacta runs through his body, you composed yourself and grab the medpack pulling out the field cauterizer. You laid him on his right side while you fused his skin back together. Burning flesh filled the air making your bile come up your throat burning it and leaving a sour taste in your mouth, your hands slick from sweating and his blood. 
Din going limp and taking shallows breaths submitting to you saving him. You wiped your hands on your pants and laying him on his back, you sobbed as you cupped the cheek of his helmet with your hands.
"Ni kar'tayl gar darasuum" Din strangles to say holding your wrist in his hand, pressing your hand closer to the beskar. You collapsed on top of him, your body jerking from the hiccups and sobs leaving your mouth. Din wraps his arms around holding you like a child holding his favorite toy close so it won't leave his sight. 
"You're so dramatic, little girl" Din takes a deep breath and laughs it out. You craned your neck to him without his helmet. You quickly turned away, you panic and guilt slamming into your heart. "I want you to see me, cyar’ika" Din grabs your chin and tilts your head where your eyes are burning into his brown eyes.
You swallow as your eyes dance around his face, taking his eyes, the scruff on his face, patchy in a few spots, his mustache bringing attention to his plump lips, so pink and kissable. 
"You were crafted by the maker, din" You trace his nose with your fingertip, taking in how his skin feels on yours. "Kiss me, little girl, please" He whimpers while you thumb over his bottom lip. The need in his voice made you ache between your thighs. You carefully straddle his waist and bring your lips to his, Din sits up groaning while he licked in your mouth, his hands exploring up and down your back, his hands grabbing your ass and squeezing so hard. 
You gasp and moan "Din...you're h-" he cuts you off and bites your lip. He grabs your hand and places it on top of the outline of his hard cock. "C'mon baby, let's fuck," his words entice you as you tighten your grip around his clothed length, and he winces and whimpers and you remembered you're the stronger one and need to stop this so he could rest.
"Din, no you need to rest," he kisses your neck and bites at the thin skin. "Little girl, let's have fun..." That damn name made you want to say screw it. "Let's sleep, I'm tired and you have to be too," You helped Din to the steel slab that he calls a bed and lays down holding out his arms for you to be his human-weighted blanket. 
"We will talk about the bacta when we wake up" Din mumbles as sleep takes over him and relaxes with you on top of him. 
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annathesillyfriend · 11 months
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I'm almost on time this month! Congratulations to me 😅Hope you're all having a great time. May your June be warm, sunny and just so happy 😌
To all the writers - I love you and I appreciate you so much!
To all the readers - please, share the fics you read and love. The reblog really makes the change! It’s the least we can do to show our gratitude.
Also, please, mind the writers’ warnings!
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🌼JAVY 'COYOTE' MACHADO🌼
tastes like stawberries and watermelon sugar by @callsign-joyride
↳ two-shot, 18+, is it hot in here or is it just these fics 🥵
worry, my love by @uselsshuman
↳ one-shot, wife!reader, i'd kill him if he scared me like that but maybe that's just me 😅
bad liar by @inklore
↳ one-shot, 18+, seresin!reader, i am unwell just thinking about this fic, rereading it now made me want to choke myself <3
🌼ROBERT 'BOB' FLOYD🌼
chatterbox by @waklman
↳ one-shot, 18+, don't know what's hotter - the gif at the beginning or the fic itself
lovesick by @sebsxphia
↳ one-shot, 18+, i am so normal about this :))))))))))))))))
foggy by @sushiwriterhere
↳ one-shot, 18+, i am so gone for this man it's not even funny anymore
hands by @foreverrandomwritings
↳ one-shot, 18+, i am a simple woman, i see man's hands, i go a little silly
clover club by @ohtobeleah
↳ one-shot, my heart 😭😭😭
happy birthday, mr. president by @rhettabbotts
↳ one-shot, 18+, president!bob x wife!reader, no better way to celebrate a birthday than defiling government property 😌
this fic by @tropes-and-tales
↳ one-shot, 18+, i've read this so many time i almost know every word by heart
team prime by @//tropes-and-tales
↳ series, we love idiots in love <3
the best day of your life by @startrekfangirl2233-writes
↳ one-shot, the only thing more perfect than robert floyd is robert floyd as a dad
killing me softly by @wkndwlff
↳ one-shot, hangman who??? i only know bob <33
🌼BRADLEY 'ROOSTER' BRADSHAW🌼
given the circumstances (part 1) by @greenorangevioletgrass
↳ one-shot, 18+, i think we all how what a simp i am for Ava's work by now
feels like by @lovableapocalypse
↳ one-shot, pilot!reader, i love this 🥺🥺
worth my while by @pasukiyo
↳ one-shot, 18+, this fic is so gonna make it worth your while
doctor doctor, gimme the news by @tongue-like-a-razor
↳ one-shot, rooster can be a pain in the ass but at least he's cute
vampires by @siempre-bucky
↳ one-shot, vampire!bradley according to his kid 🦇
rescue me by @beccaanne814
↳ one-shot, 18+, excuse me for a second, i just need to yell into a void real quick
something to talk about by @roosterforme
↳ one-shot, am i a slut for Emily's work? yes and proud of it 😎
remember you even when i don't by @beyondthesefourwalls
↳ series, wife!reader, what an amazing story, i could not stop reading!
🌼JAKE 'HANGMAN' SERESIN🌼
the little moments in life by @seresinsweetie
↳ one-shot, 18+, husnad!jake, if you need some angst, this one's for you
a morning work out by @tip-top-cloud-surfer
↳ one-shot, dad!jake, i want this to be my life so bad
commander by @thewulf
↳ one-shot, some good old fluff, we love to see it 🙌
roughing it up by @//ohtobeleah
↳ one-shot, 18+, jake x reader x bradley, this is so hot i don't have the words
into you by @starlightstories
↳ one-shot, nothing better than a little angst and idiots in love 😌
come back to me by @roostette
↳ one-shot, i want jake seresin to wreck my life
fruits of my labor by @roosterbruiser
↳ one-shot, 18+, beautiful story 💕
tipsy revelations by @bradshawed
↳ one-shot, i'm just SHSHHSHSHSHSHSH
1pink light by @sushiwriterhere
↳ one-shot, buckle up and get your tissues out
flight suit aphrodisiac by @//beyoundthesefourwalls
↳ one-shot, 18+, i am salivating thinking about that bloody suit 🤤🤤
🌼MICKEY 'FANBOY' GARCIA🌼
continental breakfast by @ohtobeleah
↳ one-shot, 18+, wife!reader, this is just sick honestly
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🌼STEVE HARRINGTON🌼
dress by @underoossss
↳ one-shot, i will read every fic inspired by tswift's song, this is my life mission
hits different (cause it's you) by @munsonsreputation
↳ one-shot, idiots in love is the superior trope!
this fic by @sunshinesteviee
↳ one-shot, dad!steve is just so 😫
question on my lips by @stevebabey
↳ one-shot, PERFECTION 👏
constellations by @loveshotzz
↳ one-shot, 18+, just the sweetest thing 😌
this fic by @lovebugism
↳ one-shot, 😫😫 <- me after reading this
happy mother's day, steve harrington by @roanniom
↳ one-shot, 18+, that man makes me so feral 😫
i couldn't be more in love by @ch3rrytales
↳ one-shot, 18+, i love angsty stories a little to much for my own good and sanity
we got love by @superblysubpar
↳ one-shot, modern!au, man, i just love love
🌼EDDIE MUNSON🌼
pretty eyes by @myfictionaldreams
↳ one-shot, 18+, best friends to lovers, loved this so very much!!!
the kids are alright by @two-red-lungs
↳ one-shot, SO CUTE!!!
unbelievable by @whoahoney
↳ one-shot, friends to lovers, great fic 🥰
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🌼PETER PARKER🌼
angle unaware by @silkscream
↳ one-shot, 18+ silk!reader, friends to lovers, angst, slowburn, idiots in love, all my favourite thing basically
🌼BUCKY BARNES🌼
be(tter) in reality with me by @t-lostinworlds
↳ one-shot, husband!bucky x pregnant!reader, T's fics are always god tier so 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️
🌼STEVE ROGERS🌼
new year, new steve by @real-jane
↳ one-shot, 18+, Kate is a legend forever and always 👏👏
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🌼BENEDICT BRIDGERTON🌼
all the love (under the mistletoe) by @seasonsbloom
↳ one-shot, modern!au, friends to lovers, a lovely christmas story at the brink of summer was just what i needed
🌼JAMES POTTER🌼
cherry flavoured by @lunestella
↳ one-shot, friends to lovers, you don't understand how much i love this fic!!
🌼RHETT ABBOTT🌼
bitches can’t even measure up to my boots by @peachystenbrough
↳ one-shot, 18+, caution: hot content 🥵
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You're honestly so close to getting me into nico/jack it isn't even funny anymore 😂
Anyway, if you're willing, give me the final push there and/or your fave fic (if you're reading any). I know I am tempting fate here but... Yolo. 😌 I accept it.
Come, friend, to the dark side. no, seriously, though, they make me ridiculously happy. Like, we don't have to do anything as a fandom because they already do the gay and the loving for us.
I must confess I haven't been reading much lately because work and life have been complicated enough to keep me from doing much more than reblogging a few things here and there. BUT my past self used to read, so I have a few treats for you, <3
1386 fic rec list
Melt the ice, by theaa
Summary:
So, like—was he just not supposed to notice, or—?
So, so, so good!
Caveat Emptor, by Kerfluffle
Summary:
Two months of advance preparation—memorizing detailed building blueprints, stalking specialists on LinkedIn, reading The $12 Million Stuffed Shark—and Nico gets fucked over by his turtleneck. Or, Nico lands himself in hot water after a recon mission goes awry.
Delightful and sweet.
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, by Kerfluffle
Summary:
Unlike some supernatural disasters, theirs starts ordinary—with a harmless bar bet.
Fluffy, horny and funny. Great characterization.
kiss me on the mouth (set me free), by coastalhighway
Summary:
Headlights as bright as Jack’s should be illegal, probably. Nico locks the door behind him - three twists, one two three - and counts his steps to the car. He gets to twenty-seven and opens the door, and Jack smiles at him, sharp as a razor’s edge. He smells like smoke. “You good, baby?” he says, and Nico wonders if he tastes like smoke, too. Smoke and lies and broken mirrors, a nasally voice whispers in his ear, breath hot on his cheek. You broke the mirror, soothsayer, sweet-talker. Liar, liar. Nico sits down in the passenger seat. “Drive.” Jack doesn’t bother asking questions. He drives.
Gorgeous. Jack calling Nico "baby" has me !!!
deep into that darkness, by countthestars
Summary:
Quinn’s whole thing is talking to the dead, but Jack’s gift is dealing with the living.
Amazing. Quinn needs a nap and jack is a brat. I love him a lot.
Double Play, by dilangley
Summary:
This is minor league baseball, long days in little towns no one’s ever heard of playing games no one will remember once the lights go out.
This one blew my mind and broke my heart simultaneously even though I know nothing about baseball.
sense of expectation, by greenteam
Summary:
“No, no, hear me out on this…” Jack’s mind is running a million miles a minute as he tries to compile his thoughts into something even vaguely coherent. “I don’t have to go out and find someone new to be in family photos who I know I’m gonna turn around and dump the next week. And you get a free invite to the Hollywood wedding of the century.” Nico looks pensive as he lounges back on the sheets. “I think Ellen would give me an invite anyway.” Jack facewashes him for that. (or: 5 +1 plus ones)
Adorable.
won’t believe half the things i see inside my head, by rafting
Summary:
Jack can’t perfectly shift into anyone anyway; he has to concentrate and base his shifts on what he’s seen, what he knows of someone else’s face and body. So he’s never a perfect copy, often missing freckles or getting the hair or eye shades slightly off. He can’t shift his own dick into someone else’s if he’s never seen it, which is what most guys want to know. He thinks he’s got Nico’s face down pretty well. He’s spent enough time looking at it by now. or, the USNTDP is a program designed to help mutant hockey players control their powers, and Jack’s a shapeshifter who is starting to suspect Nico can read his mind.
Very interesting concept.
take the wheel, by greenteam
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Nico rakes a hand through his hair. “I just worry. That’s my job. You drive, I worry.” “I thought your job was to fix,” Jack says instead of doing something stupid like kissing Nico.
Just !!!
The tag is thriving, though, so I've probably only scratched the surface. I need to get go back and start reading again. One day soon.
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svechnikovvv · 2 years
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incorrect stranger things
a/n: i know lately i haven’t been posting as much. school’s started again, so i’ve been occupied with that. so for a content filler, here’s stranger things characters as things i’ve heard or said. half of these will be either eddie or dustin, so i apologize in advance
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*steve standing on a ladder*
robin: please don’t fall, steve
steve: i was kinda hoping i would
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max: if i say please kiss my ass, will you do it?
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eddie: i can’t love you in broad daylight. i got commitment problems
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dustin: oh yeah, just leave me locked in the car like a damn chihuahua on a hot summer's day!
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eddie, high: there’s no way moses is real. even if he is,how the hell did he part the red sea if the fucking sea is blue? i’m starting to think color blindness originated with him.
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dustin: your baby's cute and all... but what the hell is wrong with it?
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murray: it's happy hour bitches!
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eddie, high: i can blink with my eyes closed
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eddie: i used to hang out with felons
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eddie: blasting metallica puts me to sleep
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dustin: THREE FINGIES????
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dustin: *in an australian accent* we're in the wilderness right now at... *checks watch* 4 in the morning going on an adventure. going to look for some monsters. maybe some demogorgons
mike: dustin, you're gonna get killed
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eddie: your place or mine? cuz honestly i'm fine with either. my place is a little messy though, just an fyi. but just say the word and my clothes will drop
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eddie: keep looking at me like that and i'll bite you
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murray: i'll be right back, i'm gonna go get some cheese
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dustin: someone took my damn strawberries and cheese. i'm gonna kill them
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eddie: i drank half the fucking cup of smirnoff then took a shot of malibu right after. so i was fucked up for a good minute
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dustin: love you. even though you haven't answered my fucking messages you ass
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eddie: i have abandonment and attachment issues. it's quite complicated seeing as though they both contradict one another.
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dustin: i'm sorry, but the way you just told yourself to shut up so quietly is so funny to me
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robin: my pants have pockets. did i tell you that? they probably have pockets because they're men's pajama pants and men get everything they want because they're spoiled and entitled little bitches.
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robin: dearly beloved... we are gathered here today in remembrance of... my mental stability
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robin: i'm sorry. that was so uncharacteristic of me. actually, no it wasn't. let me shut the fuck up.
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erica: vecna's raggedy ass can catch this fade
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eddie: i'll get there via razor scooter
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eddie: the demogorgon isn't ready for this. i'll fight it's ass by hand
dustin: that's why you'll die, too
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robin: it's up your ass and to the left
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steve: stop running or you'll bust your ass
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steve: i know, i'm quite hilarious
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a/n: if you guys want more, let me know. i have plenty more where these came from
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misspearly1 · 2 years
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Hello friends! Hope you enjoy my Pedro Pascal Character fanfictions. Minors do not interact. My stories are 18+ content.
🥵- Smut
🥰 - Fluff
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Surprise Birthday Party - 🥰
Frankie rushes to the reader with Ben Miller, to his surprise birthday party when you’re waters break
Heat - 🥵
You and Frankie are partnered up on a recon mission, tasked to scope out a warehouse suspected of criminal activity in the middle of the desert. How will he react when you suffer from heat stroke and begin to admit that you’ve loved him for a long time? 
Amazonia - 🥰🥵
27k word count. Smut, Fluff and Angst with a happy ending.
Surprise Writing Game - (4th letter) Multiple Series 🥰
Frankie gets a surprise letter overseas early into 18-month mission from you.
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Thank You, Elvis - 🥵 🥰
Ezra - a harvester of Aurelac and a very good one at that - is considered to be a very expressive and honest man. With his honey dripped words and southern dialect, he is also extremely handsome with an air of confidence around him, but he begins to act funny after a near death experience and you wonder what is wrong with him, but then, you see why he is acting funny…
My Little Sunflower - Kissing Prompt 🥵 🥰
Ezra has been stuck on this purple moon for six months with Y/N, pining for her day after day and dreamed of kissing her. What happens when he finds out she has done something terribly bad that almost costs their lives? So bad in fact that they have to abandon their tent at night and run away, but what will Ezra do when he finds out why she did it? Read on and find out…
True Loves Revelation - Mando, Ezra, Frankie & Max 🥵
You and your partner Mando, find yourselves stuck inside of the Razor Crest after a rupture in the timeline, causing three other people to emerge on the ship - three people that look exactly like Mando.
A Man of My Word - Supplied Prompts Request 🥰
"I love your body, baby. Everything you hate about it is what drives me crazy." // "You're so beautiful...so,so beautiful..."
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The Kings Cross - 🥵
Mi Amor - 🥵
The life you live under your fathers ruling, a King, is coming to an end. His desire to wed you to the wealthiest man available was the catalyst in your plan to escape. However, your time is running out and your plan starts to crumble, until your personal knight saves the day. Pero Tovar comes to your rescue.
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Gi Dumpling Soup - 🥵
Din D’jarin, the big bad and scary Mandalorian finds himself standing before a bathroom mirror of a bar in the city of Tatooine, hyping himself up to make the first move on the most beautiful, enamouring and kind-hearted lady he has ever came across. After many stuttering nervous conversations with Y/N, he simply cannot go on any longer with just thinking about her. He wants - he needs to hold and kiss her lips, expressing how he really feels.
My Riduur, My Aliit - 🥰
Soft Fluffy Bathtub Scenario. Maybe a tinge of Angst: To give a simple breakdown, you fall asleep in a hot, relaxing bubbly bath and Mando rushes into the room. worried and peeved off because you could have drowned. Nudity in this fic, Light groping and lots of Kisses.
Long for me - part one 🥵 🥰 // Long for me - part two 🥵 🥰
After a little squabble between you and your employer of eight months - The Mandalorian - the tensions remain high between you both, yet when you break first and apologise, the beskar covered tin man surprised you with how much he shares with you. Then, you realise that you might actually be in love with the man… So what happens next?
Ner Cyar'ika Baar'ur - Secret Santa Event 2022
Working for the Mandalorian as his personal medic, it has become apart of the daily routine to battle against people who threaten his safety, or yours. You're apart of the chaos that comes with the bounty hunting life, but how does one particular quarry change everything between you and Din D'jarin?
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The Receptionist - 🥵
Y/N is the receptionist at a sales company and had been working there for a total of two years, however the last six months she has had to endure the sexual teasing from her new boss, Max Phillips. It’s no secret that he is a seducer with every woman in the office, but he has a keen eye on Y/N specifically.
My Girl - 🥰
Dialog Prompt: “Do you dream about me?” // “Every night” // “That’s…surprisingly sweet. And what do you dream of exactly?” // “Different ways to kill you.” // “There it is.”
Overstimulated - Request with Supplied Prompts 🥰🥵
Prompt: "I'm Bored. Wanna play?"
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The Christmas Display - 🥰
Reader attends a light display at the park outside her apartment and looks for her friend Zach. Handsome and homeless living out in the cold, her plans to accompany him and get him some food turn into something else.
New Beginnings - Request with Supplied Prompts 🥰🥵
Prompt: Sweat dripping down your faces, newly moved in furniture scattered around the half empty, small house & "You're so beautiful...so,so beautiful..."
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First Look
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Same Mud, Same Blood
You have been picked up by some government agent and taken to a remote location. This place has been roped off by police and no one else has been permitted to enter. It was just a storm. What could've happened to warrant this kind of reaction?
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Self Love - co-written with @scorpio-marionette
Working alongside the one and only Special Agent Marcus Pike is both a pleasure and misery; pleasure because he is a beautiful man with a sweet personality that you’ve grown to love unconditionally, misery because you can never admit that you have a crush on him and can only yearn for him in secret, however one question from the man himself sets off the first tumbling domino in your life and everything changes - for the better.
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Gorou Crushing on you Headcannons
Note: Gorou- Come home like Albedo did
Here's the Dump ◇◇ Genshin Masterlist
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What a cutie
Tail wags everytime he sees you, and he tries to hide it
"Is your tail wagging?" "WHAT!? NO- I HATE YOU! HAVE A GOOD DAY!"
You think its absolutely adorable
He doesnt actually hate you, he's deeply in love with you
He wants all the headpats
Please please please PLEASE give him all the headpats
Dreams about you either they be day dreams or regular dreams
Often brings you small gifts, like perals he found on his patrols or flowers
He's not the only one trying to grab your affection
Lot of people both men and women see you as exotic since you're a vision user from Mondstat
Often sees large gifts in your office, you dont care for them much but they still intimate him just a bit
Always are happy to receive his gifts
When he got you the first set of perals on his journey you regifted them back to him no less in the form of handmade jewerly and ortiments for his armour
He honestly thought it was such a sweet gesture and almost cried
Introducing him to your mondstat buddies
"Oh this is Razor! Razor this is Gorou say Hi!"
Growling
"Boy what-"
Would become super jealous of Razor
Would become super jealous of anyone tbh, but keeps it hidden, and secretly pouts
Didn't know you were Diluc's and Kaeya's sibling so when he seen them bother you he went angry
Drabble:
"You! You can't treat Y/n like that!" Gorou shouted marching up to the two who were poking fun at you, Kaeya with a strand of your hair in his hand, trying to convince you to dye it dark blue, like his hair.
"And who are you?' Kaeya spoke with a smirk.
"I am General and second in command of the Watatsumi Army!" Gorou demanded, "Now I suggest you stop picking on Y/n or else!"
Kaeya covered his mouth, trying to hold in a laugh, Diluc soon followed.
"This! This isnt funny!" Gorou shouted, "You are not only disrespecting but also disturbing one of the most important people in the-"
The two finally burstes out laughing, angering Gorou even more. Y/n sighed, handing the paper work over to Gorou he grabbed it- more of snatched it- in anger, still shouting at the two.
"Okay that's enough." Y/n spoke.
The two cried in pain, Y/n pulling on there ears painfully.
"Ow! Ow! Okay! Okay!" Kaeya complained.
"Sorry! Sorry!" Diluc protested.
Y/n dropped there ears, they rubbing them painfully.
"General. Meet my brothers."
"...brothers...?"
"Yep."
"As in...family?"
"Mhmm why?"
He think his chances with you are really screwed now
He apologizes to both them and you profoundly
You tell him no big deal
Was super close to asking you out till someone waddled your way and asked for help
You went to help
F to Gorou
Everytime he tried to ask you out someone always got inbetween
But when he finally got the time alone with you he was to nervous to ask
Thoma ended up walkin up and asking you out infront of him to hot pot
Mans HEARTBROKEN
AND YOU SAID YES
"What did you wanna ask Gorou? You seemed pretty worried about it." "Ah! Nothing nothing! Have fun at dinner!"
Turns out you and Thoma just went as friends
Yeah you and Thoma are hotpot buddies
"I know you're with Thoma but I really like you and wanted to tell you because I really really like you!" "What? Me and Thoma? Oh you mean my hotpot buddy?" "What-"
Litterally dies
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mandos-sluts · 3 years
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The Ambiguous Bet
The Mandolorian x Fem!Reader
Rating: Explicit
Wordcount: 2.5k
Warnings: Smut, rough sex, mentions of sex work
Summary: Mando doesn’t think you could handle being a sex worker and you set out to prove him wrong
A/N: This is our first time writing any sort of fan fiction (much more to come) so we would really appreciate reblogging/reposting! We would LOVE feedback as well!
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You’ve been working on the Razor Crest for about six months ever since the Mandalorian hired you to be his live-on mechanic. With everything the Crest has been through, Mando knew he had to hire you once he observed your mastery mechanical skills…you being drop dead gorgeous had nothing to do with it, Mando told himself.
Of course, Mando’s attraction was not one sided. You had watched him take down ruthless criminals with no problem at all. It didn’t matter that you had never seen his face. His strength, composure, and confidence (perhaps cockiness) made him incredibly attractive. Not to mention his rock-hard body. Every night you would lay on your cot and wish that he would just storm in and fuck you sensless. Alsa he never did, so you defaulted to pleasuring yourself and imagining that scenario.
Mando would never act on his desire for you, however. In fact, he often went out of his way to give you more than enough space or make the conversation more than appropriate. But this was becoming harder and harder for him to do. Before hiring you, Mando would relieve his stress and sexual tension at the local brothels on whatever planet he was hunting a bounty on. But once you came aboard, he stopped this practice as he could never find the time or excuse to leave the ship without you for enough time. Since you had started accompanying him on his bounty hunts to assist him in whatever he may need.
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You were pleading with Mando. The two of you were walking back to the ship after acquiring a new puck, and you were starving and there was no food back on the Crest.
“Fine.” Mando snapped with his low modulated voice. “We can stop quickly at the cantina and grab something to eat.”
The two of you walked through the door. “Alright, hurry up–” Mando said, turning to you.
But before he could even finish his sentence, you were running up to a random group of girls, none of whom he recognized.
“OMG hiiiiii‼!” One of them screeched.
“Y/n what are you doing here?!?” Another one exclaimed.
Mando just stood a few feet away watching you excitedly greet the four girls.
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They were old friends of yours. It turns out, they all worked at the brothel down the road. While catching up with them, they told how fun and effortless their jobs were. They made great money having great sex for a living. It was a high-end brothel, and it was completely safe and clean; clients had to pass health and background tests before purchasing services. Your friends made thousands of credits and spent them travelling the galaxy, going out to fancy clubs, and buying luxury goods.
After getting a drink with them, you walked back to the ship. Mando had already returned. Unsurprisingly, he didn’t want to join you and your loud friends for a drink.
You step into the Crest. You take in the filthy floors and musty smell and can only think about the flashy and cushy lifestyle that your old friends are living as sex workers. You honestly love working with Mando and travelling with him as a mechanic/assistant. But a lot of the excitement of the job revolved around your flirtatious relationship with Mando, and you couldn’t help wonder how much longer that would last. You let out a deep sign, and climb the ladder to the cockpit.
“Finally.” Mando says standing up and facing you. You stood in the doorway. “You need to rewire the calcinator before we take off. Get to it.” He said shortly.
You stand there, and simply stare at Mando.
“...What?” Mando says with his modulated voice.
“Ohhhhhh nothing.” You sign crossing your arms and slouching. “I’m just thinking about how much more glamerous my life would be if I were a sex worker instead of a rouge Mandalorian’s mechanic.”
Mando scoffs. “That’s funny.”
You tilt your head as you stare into his visor.
“You would never last as a sex worker. Trust me, y/n, you’re much better suited being my mechanic.”
“What?!” you say, feeling slightly offended. “Excuse me, but I would be an amazing sex worker. Trust me, Mando.”
“Yeah…definitely not.” Mando says.
“And why is that?” You shoot back.
“You’re too stuborn to be a sex worker.” Mando says nonchalantly, leaning back into his chair. “You have to put up a lot of shit. You basically have to do whatever your client wants you to do. You have to let creepy guys fuck you any way they want.” Mando says.
“Creepy guys like you?” You say with a smirk, staring directly into his visor.
“Exactly.” Mando expresses, maintaining “eye” contact with you.
You take in a breath. “Alright, Mando, I’m bored, and our next bounty isn’t due for three days.” You say stepping closer to the chair he’s sitting on.
“I’m going to work at the brothel tomorrow and prove that I can be a great sex worker.”
“Ha, I bet you won’t last a day.” Mando spits, crossing his arms.
“You’re on.”
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The terms of your bet were unclear or nonexistent? But it didn’t matter to you, and apparently not to Mando either.
You weren’t a registered sex worker, but your friends pulled some strings and you were able to work at the brothel for the day under the pretence that you were “shadowing” one of your friends to see how the job worked.
Inside the brothel, you sat in the area where the girls hung out. This was a lavish, very expensive brothel. The procedure was simple: the sex workers all lounged around this beautiful gold hotel loby. Clients who didn’t already know which sex worker they wanted would enter and observe the sex workers, speak to some of them, and choose one (or more).
You sat comfortably in a big velvet chair. You’d be lying if you said you weren’t nervous. But the deal was that you only had to make it through a day. Maybe you wouldn’t get any clients at all! There were a considerable number of sex workers, and perhaps no one would choose you. Just as you were starting to feel better at that thought, the manager called your name.
“Y/n! You have a client. Head up to room 279, they’ll be up there shortly.”
Your heart starts beating fast. Okay, so you have a client within the first five minutes of starting your day, no big deal!
You head up to the room with your heart still racing. It’s a really nice room. It’s gold pleated and there’s a lounge area, a bar, and a huge bed. You walk over to a large mirror and examine yourself. You’re wearing a red silk and lace two-piece set. You look super hot, this is definitely the hottest you’ve looked since taking the job on the Crest. You take your hair clip out to redo it when the door swings open.
Your heart drops and your head swings around to see who your client is. To your surprise, Mando stands at the door. He stands tall and confident, legs a little further than shoulder width apart.
“Mando! What are you doing here?” You say in confusion.
He doesn’t say a word, but takes one step into the room.
Your confusion is written on your face.
“Mando, you have to get out of here. I have a client on the way.”  
He still says nothing
“Seriously! They’ll be here any moment, you really need to go!” You say with urgence.
His silence continues as he slowly creeps forward, slamming the door behind him.
“Why would I leave?” He purrs. “I paid for this.”
“Wait, you're my client!?” You ask.
Mando stops just a few in front of you. In a slow, deep voice, Mando says “Y/n, you can quit now, admit you were wrong... and we’ll head back to the ship.” You can tell he has a devilish smirk under his helmet.
You pause for a moment. “Ha…..no way, Mando. I’m not backing down.” You say nervously.
“Are you sure about that, pretty girl?” He says, taking another step closer to you. He looks down on you, staring directly into your eyes. Your “gulp” is audible. Your pussy starts to pulse as you take in everything that’s happening.
Towering over you, he puts his fingers under your chin and lightly tilts your head up to meet his gaze. “Because I won’t hold back.” He asserts. “I’ll be as rough with you as I am with every other whore I’ve fucked.” He says, pulling off his gloves.
“Good.” You say. “Don’t hold back.”
With that, he steps forward grabbing your neck, shoving you into the wall. You whimper loudly and he grinds his rock hard cock onto your crotch before turning you around and pushing you harder into the wall, and rolling his cock against your ass. You could tell he was big, very big. He quickly pulls back and shoves your shorts down with a grunt, exposing your bare ass. You gasp and he rubs the soft skin on your butt before slapping it hard. You let out a yelp as your mouth falls open. He aggressively slaps your ass several more times.
He chuckles lightly. “You said you could take this, so show me how good of a slut for me you can be, little girl.” He says. Your pussy throbs at the filthy language he’s using.
He drags you to the bed and bends you over. One finger enters you as you moan. “I spent a lot of credits on this, it better be worth it.” He says as he pumps his finger in you repeatedly. You cry out.
“Damn this pussy is fucking tight!” Mando says through his modulator. You moan loudly as his thumb starts circling your clit.
Still bent over the bed, and his free hand moves up your body and roughly grabs and kneads your tits. He aggressively rips off your shirt. You can feel your pussy dripping on Mando’s hand as your arousal pulses through. He continues to tease you as he circles your clit. “Fuck, this pussy is wetter and tighter than I imagined. Why you so wet, little girl, you like it rough?” Mando says.
All you can respond with are light, breathy moans. And then, Mando pulls his fingers out and lightly slaps your pussy. You let out a yelp. “Answer me.” Mando commands.
“Ye– Yes. Fuck, I like it rough Mando.” You respond.
“Good. Let’s see your skills, my little whore” he says as he kicks your feet apart to spread your legs. You feel his finger flick your clit and you whine loudly.
Without warning you feel his thick long cock enter your pussy. The pain was so pleasurable that you see stars. He sets a brutal pace. He continues to rail into you as you scream his name. “Mando! Fuck Mando, ahh!” You hear his heavy breathing through his modulator.
“Fuck.” Mando spits out. “This is the tightest pussy I’ve ever fucked.”
“You– you ha– have the biggest cock– cock that has ever fuc– fucked me.” You return. Your pussy starts to throb. Without warning you cum and release a rush of fluid onto his cock as your entire body shakes.
“Ahhh, what a good girl, cuming around my cock” Mando says as he pulls out of you.
Your leg muscles give in, you sink forward into the bed. Mando flips you over so you’re lying down facing up toward him. “What a desperate little thing you are.” He growls. Mando takes a moment and admires your completely naked body all spread out for him. You are so small underneath him. Your doe-eyes are wide, your mouth still agape, panting for breath, and your pussy glistening from your cum.
Mando then grabs you by your waist. “On your knees.” He orders as he shoves you to your knees. He takes his length in his hand and strokes his cock in front of your face a few times.
You quickly gather your composure and take a second to admire his enormous member. You bite your lip and look up to him. Mando puts his hand on the back of your head and takes a fist full of your hair. You stick your tongue out and lick his cock up and down a few times before putting the tip in your mouth. You try your best to tease him, but before long, Mando pushes your head further down his cock. You start bobbing your head up and down, trying each time to take more of him in your mouth. Mando remains still at first, just using his hand to guide your head up and down his shaft. You start moaning and move your eyes up to his helmet, with this Mando begins thrusting into your mouth. His cock hits the back of your throat. “Fuuuucckkk.” Mando lets out while face fucking you. You hear his little moans in between your gagging. “I love the sound of you gagging on my cock.” Mando asserts. “And you look so pretty on your knees with it shoved down your throat.”
Doing your best to breathe through your nose, you can feel his length tensing in your mouth. “Mm gonna fill that pretty mouth of yours up with my cum.” You let out a moan and can feel his hot liquid shooting into your mouth. Mando pulls out of you and puts himself back in his pants. You’re now naked kneeling in front of him while he towers over you fully clothed and armored. You’ve never been so turned on in your life.
You pant and look up at him. Your face is covered in spit and cum and your hair is a mess. He bends down and runs his thumb across your bottom lip before putting it in your mouth. You suck his thumb. “Good girl.” Mando purrs.
Mando pulls his thumb out of your mouth, stands up, and takes a few steps back. You slowly rise up and take a deep breath, trying to comprehend everything that just happened. You turn around to reach for your clothes.
“Thanks for destroying my new work clothes, Mando.” You say picking up the ripped pieces of the tiny top he tore off of you.
“You won’t need them anymore, you’re only working here for a day.” You grab a short white silk robe hanging on the wall, and put it on. “And what if I have other clients today?” You say mockingly.
“You won’t.” Mando says. “I purchased you for the entire day.” He says walking to the door. You stand there feeling a mixture of astonishment and arousal at the knowledge that Mando paid a ship load so that only he would be able to fuck you.
Mando opens the door. “After you.”
“You realize that this means I win the bet, right? You understand that you paid me in order for you to lose the bet?”
“Sure, sweetheart. Congratulations. Now, we need to get back to the ship, and you need to rewire the calcinator.”
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thefanbasewhore · 3 years
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Din Djarin
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smut* | 1k+ notes ❤️‍🔥
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head cannons:
I would go anywhere with you.
⇾you don't want to leave within Din
Protective. ❤️‍🔥
⇾Clan Leader Din being protective of his pregnant riduur.
Wearing a blindfold for the first time.
⇾ Din asks you to wear a blindfold for he can kiss you. warning: not nsfw, but mentions of hardness
Dress.
⇾ Din sees reader in a dress for the first time.
Decorating the Razor Crest for Christmas
⇾Din doesn’t understand Christmas but wants is girl not to feel home sick.
Skin
⇾ Din always wants to feel his girl’s skin.
Din trying hot chocolate for the first time
⇾ Din thinks Christmas is a funny word but admits he loves you.
Some little to little day things Din does that makes him a great partner.
⇾ title explains all
Shy
⇾ Din sees reader back for the first time and gets really really shy about it.
Din taking care of you when you’re sick. 
⇾ Din takes care of reader
Drabbles:
Feeling insecure and Din calls you beautiful
⇾din thinks you're beautiful no matter what
Sick Day
⇾Taking care of sick Din.
Confessing
⇾Confessing to Din you’re pregnant.
Din leaving because he thinks it will protect you.
⇾In order to protect you he must leave.
Drunk Din.
⇾ Din is a loving drunk
"What did they do to you?"
⇾ Din vows to take care of the girl he saved
My Shirt.*
⇾ Din catches reader wearing his shirt.
Sleepy
⇾ Din carrying reader to bed after fallen asleep.
The Nanny
⇾Din is head over heels in love with his nanny but it scares him.
"You're Beautiful."
⇾ Din accidentally calls reader beautiful but can't seem to take it back.
Scared.
⇾ Din helping reader when they are injured.
Blurry Eyes.
⇾ Din leaves reader to get some extra rest while he heads to the market place for some supplies. Reader is left alone while a few smugglers raid the ship.
Something that Can Never Be. 
⇾ “How was I such an idiot, to believe that you of all people could ever love me?”
The bath
⇾ Din’s very pregnant riduur needs a bath.
“I miss you when you’re with me.”  
⇾ Din finally admits his feelings for you.
“I didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”
⇾ Din didn’t know love until rescuing a little green baby and of course you.
“You are my family.”  
⇾ Din finds his covert again and you can’t help but think this is end end of you two but he has an alternative instead.
“Sometimes I wonder if you even like me.”
⇾ In order to keep you safe, he stays distant.
Angry love confession
⇾ When Din jumps into the mouth of the krayt dragon you loose it and say something you weren’t supposed to.
Din offering you his bed to sleep in
  ⇾ Reader has a nightmare and is too scared to go to sleep to Din let’s her sleep with him.
“I’m Married.”
⇾ Din doesn’t want to undercover because he’s married to reader. 
“Don’t go.” 
⇾There is no pain compared to watching the love of your life die. 
Just a little protective
⇾Din feels horrible about you spraining your ankle so of course he becomes an overprotective tyrant that just wants to cuddle.
Din washes your hair
⇾ Din does in fact, wash your hair
Imagines:
“Be my Riduur” ❤️‍🔥
⇾Din will not let you feel guilty, when his face is revealed he offers you an alternative.
Danger
⇾ Din warned you not to follow him, it’s too dangerous. His instructions were clear, you stay in town while he goes to fight the Krayt Dragon, but if the baby gets to go, why can’t you?
Warm You Up
⇾ Space can get cold especially when the hunk of junk called the Razor Crest only blows out cold air, Din keeps the reader warm.
“Just a Nightmare”
⇾ Din hires an assistant/baby sitter but soon finds out she has nightmares.
"I adore you."
⇾sleepy talk between Din with his girl.
My Girl.
⇾Din Djarin has been hiding his feelings from reader even after she admits her own. One day Din is hurt and realizes his feelings, is it too late ?
"What am I supposed to do if I can't trust my own mind?"
⇾ Din is injected with something and ends up hurting reader.
"Mine."
⇾ Din says goodbye to reader and Grogu but once reunited with his family, he can't help but burn with jealousy.
⇾“Mine.” Part 2 - Din shows you who you belong to just to discover something life changing.
"Are you Drunk?"
⇾Din is having a hard time of letting go of Grogu, reader reminds him of how much he needs a hug.
"You can hold my hand if you want to."
⇾ Din's search for the bounty leaves reader tired and unable to keep up, but he thinks of a way to slow down.
Safe Haven.
⇾ Reader finally convinces Din to let her go come on a bounty after being shot months ago but at the first sign of danger, she realizes she wasn’t ready.
“About time.” 
⇾While Din has a hard time showing how he feels, it’s not take he doesn’t want to I’ve into them, he wants nothing more in this world but in order to keep you safe he makes some decisions that can strain your relationship forever. Reader has enough of it and finally says something to be ignored. Despite this she still does something that makes even the Mandalorian cry.
By your side.
⇾ Din returns to help Boba after leaving you right months ago. Upon seeing him again you swear you want nothing to do with him but you realize that the Mandalorian will never leave your heart.
Series:
United as One Master List. - Clan Leader Din needs a wife to protect the future of his clan but his clan is not to happy with his choice. - on hiatus for the semester
Little Bird Master List. - A mini series about Din becoming the new Mand’lor, and he agrees to marry a princess in order to keep his people safe. Despite barely knowing each other they make the best out of it. 
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peakyblindersxx · 3 years
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whiskey business - john shelby x reader (part 8 of ?)
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gif by @thesoldiersminute can i send you a cake or something cause fuCk!!!!!!!!!!! he's beautiful
a/n: to everyone still reading this fic, my sweet angels, ily!! this fic is so near and dear to my heart and @stxdyblr-2k has just done such an amazing job with it i can't even thank her enough. as per the last part, this one is also mostly her, just me editing but i hope you guys love it as much as i did!!! don't worry, there's gonna be a lot more :) and i apologize for being not as active, i'm gonna try to get a couple of requests up that i'm really excited about this week tysm for being patient with me <3
love, abi xxx
read part one two three four five six seven | my masterlist
prompt: ada has some talking to do, and you're not about to deny her.
warnings: fluff, semi-angst, tommy being the cocky mf he is (let's be real, it's only acceptable cause he's so damn fine), john being cute and in love and jesus i am head over heels
tagging: @datewithgianni, @mayaslifeinabox, @deepdonutkid, @springsoulofengland, @lilymurphy03, @operation-spot
You had planned to go to Ada's after work, but she obviously had other ideas. She didn't even bother walking in and asking to speak to you; instead, choosing to bang on the window closest to your desk and yelling at you to "fucking hurry up!" Your boss opened the door for you expectantly, not offering you any protection; he was firmly in the Shelby's ever growing pocket and as long as he could go home to his children, his sickly wife and their six bed in the country, with a full time nurse and nanny, he had no interest in crossing Thomas.
"Ada, I was coming to see you after work, I swear."
"I know. I was going to let you but..." She trailed off. "We need to talk. I don't know what the fuck is going on with you. John said he'd seen you last night and you asked after me."
John had indeed seen you last night. It was strange waking up with him, used to leaving almost immediately after he was finished with you. Your small bed could barely comfortably fit you both, having to intertwine your limbs with John's to not fall off the edge. You had awoken to John pressing a kiss to your forehead before lazily trailing his fingers between your legs, waiting for you to open your eyes before settling between your thighs, tongue swirling around your clit, making you cum before sunrise.
"Do we have to do this in the street?" You practically begged, the shouting having attracted onlookers.
"I wanted to talk to you before anyone else in the family gets to you because I need you to be honest."
"Ada-"
"No, I'm doing you a favour here, so you fucking listen. Right now, between you and I, no bullshit. No tactics. No white lies. You have to tell me exactly what we're dealing with." She looked frantic, scared for some reason.
You nodded, walking her down the side street, careful not to link arms with her. You knew she was doing you a favour; this wasn't about forgiveness or friendship, much more was at stake here.
"To what extent was Thomas involved?"
That took you off guard. Ada read the confusion on your face and sighed impatiently, her subtle plea for you to keep up.
Shit. You remembered your conversation with John, how she thought this was her brother's way of pushing her out of the company.
"Don't spare my feelings. What did my brother say to you?"
"He said it was in our mutual interest that you didn't find out. He didn't care who John slept with but cared who you trusted so I had to trust him. He said there was no point in upsetting you over one of John's conquests who he'd tire of in a month."
"That all?"
"Pretty much, I didn't know Arthur knew. He never talked to me about it, did laugh at Thomas' digs now that I think on it-"
"Did you know Isaiah and Michael knew?"
"I thought they were aware but no one ever talked to me about it."
"Of course they wouldn't." She hissed, frustration causing a nerve on her neck to jump.
Ada and you had spoken for years about the rampant misogyny of her brothers and any men you two came into contact with. Although you were both far more reserved than you used to be as rebellious and adventurous thirteen year olds, you'd both grew increasingly angry at how you were treated. She'd long written off her brothers as womanisers, who saw women as purely sexual and entertaining, objectifying them. You both long despised how they dehumanised women. She was amazed that Thomas had attempted to settle down and managed a somewhat loving marriage, but resented him for his carelessness and need for power which inevitably killed his wife.
"Ada, I just want to say..." You licked your lip nervously, unsure of how to continue.
"You need to talk, Y/N. No bollocks."
"Before last night, he'd never been to mine or called. I always went to him."
The muscle in her jaw tensed.
"You slept with him last night then?" You met her question with silence and she rolled her eyes. "The second he said he saw you I knew you had, he wanted to tell me that he was going to continue seeing you and that he hoped I'd be able to accept it one day."
"We never intended to hurt you. It was meant to be fun at first, but now..." You cut yourself off with a sigh, unable to admit you'd fallen for her brother.
"Isn't fun for me. It's fucking embarrassing." She paused, lighting a cigarette, nervous to offer you one, conflicted within herself. She raised her eyebrow, prompting you to continue, the mannerism so similar to her brother’s.
"It should never have happened. I am never going to be able to fix this, I'm so fucking ashamed for doing this to you, Ada."
She sulked, silently drinking in your words.
"Obviously it's not going to be the same, yeah? I'm really fucking upset. I'm so fucked off with you but Poll's really worried about a coup. She thinks you're being used as blackmail against John to keep him on side with Tommy while he expands."
"Makes sense."
"You're part of a much bigger game, you know?"
You nodded. "Yeah, and I knew I would lose from the start. Fucking tragic, Ada."
"My brothers keep pushing, keep growing the business. They keep chasing this prize but I don't think it even exists."
"If it does, it isn't worth it if this shit is the cost. I didn't mean to play into his hands."
"You couldn't have known." She said with a shrug, " 'Siah thinks John loves you."
"He told me last night." Several times, this morning also. You would never tire of hearing him moan those words into your neck or being yelled from your front door as he left for the office.
"You love him, don't you?" She said bluntly, a statement more than a question, your face suddenly hot with embarrassment.
Everything you'd suppressed for months, everything that you'd hidden, every time you lied smiling, every knowing glance from a stranger, every degrading comment from under Thomas' breath.
"I do, an awful lot."
She pauses, relighting her cigarette, "The worst thing about the entire situation is it could've been fine if someone told me. I wouldn't have loved it, obviously, but-" Ada sighed, rubbing her temple with her free fingers.
"I thought you'd hate me."
"How could I? I'd be more angry that you'd drop your standards for my brother. Seriously? Him? Mate…."
"Come off it, I've always thought he was charming. He's funny, smart-"
"Don't gush over my brother, it's grim. I'm just so fucked off you all lied to me." She peered at you through her cigarette smoke. "If you love him and he loves you..." she pressed her lips together as she tensed her jaw, "I could get over it. If it'd make you both happy. But that's going to take a long time. A long time."
"Ada-"
"Look I have meetings and shit to sort, I have to run." She interjected, checking her wristwatch, adjusting the cap which sat atop her trendy short haircut. You caught her arm before she could turn away.
"Thank you. For understanding."
She shrugged you off, "I don't get it, I'd never do that to you. But you also don't get to choose who you're attracted to. I'm really hurt, but I do love you and John a lot. He mentioned that after last night you helped him, got him cleaned up. I have to believe that you both do love each other. So I have to believe that this is a good idea for you both and not stand in your way."
"I love you, Ada. Can we hang out soon, just us two?"
She shook her head. "I need some time, I'll be in touch, yeah?"
You nod, stretching out your pinky finger. She sighed and linked it with hers, as you'd done since you were children, a silent signal to each other after a fight that you still had the other's back.
"Right, I've got to get back to this meeting, Tom is getting done by Polly for nearly getting John killed. I need to be there in case one of the lads needs patching up."
"Your aunt has a nasty left hook, I'll give her that."
"She'll be pleased you think so, she wanted Tommy to slice you to bits for crossing me."
"Fuck’s sake, thanks for the warning, I'll keep my head down. Good luck with the meeting."
Ada nodded and you watched her walk away, a Blinder suddenly appearing by her side seemingly from nowhere. This city was crawling with them. They clambered into Ada's car as you watched the car disappear into the distance before walking back to work. Thankfully, with your head still attached to your shoulders.
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Ada arrived at Thomas' estate, following the swell of shouting voices to his exquisite library. It was eye roll worthy and typical Tommy to choose the location of his post-fuckup debrief to be where he had the best view of the gardens, river and rolling hills. She could bet he'd sit in a corner and stare at the view, zoning out their aunt's lecture.
An armed blinder she vaguely recognised opened the door. Thomas was making a statement today with the armed guards, she noted. Her brothers really were fucked up. Arthur was an alcoholic killer who couldn't understand that Thomas would betray them all eventually, Finn was letting the tokyo and the razor chasers that circled him distract him from keeping the family together, John was apparently in love with her best friend, and finally, Thomas nearly got Arthur and John murdered last night with his foolishness. At this point only herself and Polly were holding everyone together, keeping everything silently moving along.
The door opened, and she was the last to arrive, Polly glaring as she murmured an apology, standing next to Finn. His eyes were bloodshot, grey-purple smudges under his eyes, he'd obviously had a heavy night. The last thing the poor lad needed was Polly's shrill yelling and the blinding sun streaming through the large immaculately crafted windows, which he'd tried to block with the brim of his cap. John caught her eye, acknowledging his sister with a nod, which she returned with a small tight smile.
Ada couldn't bear to think about the reasoning behind her brother's smug interjections in between Polly's rant to Thomas who was listening wordlessly, smoking.
Y/N and John? It didn't make sense. They had a similar sense of humour, sure, but she was far too intelligent for him. He also had a swarm of children, while Y/N preferred a wild night out only staggering home at daybreak.
It made far more sense for Y/N to end up with Michael, or if it had to be a brother, Finn. They were younger, so had less responsibilities and commitments so they could keep up with her. But John? Of course she knew he was believed to be the Casanova of her brothers, he was kind, he was an excellent father, yet he could never keep anyone around long, usually John was chasing someone new after a month or so. That's why the revelation that John had been involved with her best friend for almost half a year had taken her completely by surprise. Maybe that was why she was open to them being together. That had to be it. This relationship was completely out of character for John; she needed to believe that he was serious about his feelings towards Y/N and wasn't going to fuck her over. Because if he did, John would be a dead man.
"I don't know why you're all bleating at me. Yeah, I overlooked some details in the planning of last night's meeting-"
"Such as warning us that they were really fucked off because you'd helped bomb their warehouse." John pointed out.
"What do you want me to do? Apologise? Grow up, John." Tommy snapped back.
"They had loaded guns against their heads, they deserve an apology." Ada interjected, John giving her an appreciative flash of smile. She did love her big brother. Despite the fact that she'd pretty much only been yelling at him for the past month, John never dismissed her feelings and only apologised. It was confusing to admit to herself, but when Isaiah told her that he was confident John loved Y/N, she felt a wave of relief. At least he cared about her; it was the bare minimum but the Shelbys were notorious for not even meeting the bare minimum for acceptable social interactions.
"They didn't fuckin’ get shot." Thomas stated, his voice matter of fact and condescending.
"Do you ever hear yourself speak?" Polly spit back at him. "They didn't get shot this time. But it was too fucking close."
"It won't happen again, Polly." Tommy sighed. "What else can I say? Sorry lads, take the weekend off?"
"It's a good start." Arthur countered, "You're also paying for the extension on my house and my wedding."
"Fuck’s sake Arthur I was joking. But fine. Sure."
"You can't buy your family off." Polly scoffed at him.
"Think of it as compensation, a settlement." Thomas coolly corrected his aunt. "What do you want, John? A fucking farm?"
John hesitates while Finn whispered suggestions to him, Ada meeting his stare, John raising a brow to her in question. She sighed and nodded her approval.
"You can pay off my mortgage Tom, give me the kids' birthdays off-"
"So you'd never come into work then?" Finn cut in, Ada elbowing him in the ribs. She usually enjoyed Finn's remarks but she knew where John was heading; she could barely breathe.
"Tom, you're also to leave Y/N completely alone. If you have a problem with her, you come to me about it." He said firmly.
Arthur and Tommy traded knowing looks, obviously more aware of the ins and outs of his relationship than Ada was.
"Also if you're paying for Arthur's wedding I want the equivalent in cash." He adds.
Tommy shrugged. "Whatever. As long as we can move past last night and focus on today's order of business."
John nodded, satisfied. He knew Tom wouldn't care, but just saying out loud that he was involved with Y/N and having his family aware was a relief. He hadn't realised until he finally admitted how stressful keeping his relationship a secret was. Now, he could stop worrying about Tommy interfering.
Polly rolled her eyes, lecturing the brothers on their lack of moral backbone to allow themselves to be bought off, but dismissed them. She caught Ada's arm in hers on their way out, pulling her far from earshot.
"So Y/N and John are together now?" She asked, her face firm and scowling.
"Polls, I talked with her, she's aware of what she's done. She apologised and meant it. What more can I ask for?"
"Her not to have fucked him in the first place."
"She said that. Look, Polls, they're happy right? John seems happy-"
"He always is when he gets a leg over."
"You know she looked after him last night? Fixed him up after the meeting."
"Meeting? It was a fucking set up." Polly hissed but her face had softened. "She cleaned him up?"
"Antiseptic, bandages and all."
Polly looked subtly impressed, although she'd never admit it. "He went to hers? Not yours?"
"He wanted to talk to her." Ada shrugs, "I saw her this morning and-"
"What do you mean? You bumped into her?"
"I went to her work." Ada admitted, her aunt shooting her an exasperated glare.
"Why do I bother? Nobody listens to me."
"I had to talk to her, I'm glad I did. She reckons she loves him, he told her last night that he loves her, so..."
"We are talking about John? Our John?"
"I know Polls, I'm as amazed as you."
Her aunt huffed, unimpressed. "Are you okay with it though?"
"I guess, I just want them to be happy. I've told them to give me time with it."
"She was a good friend growing up, but people change, sometimes for the better, often for the worse."
"Poll, it's Y/N; she's my best friend. At the end of the day, we'd do anything for each other."
"Sweet Ada, you're going to be so miserable if you keep letting people walk all over you." Polly said wisely, kissing her goodbye affectionately. "I hope you're right. If she makes you cry again I'll kill her myself."
"Thanks, Polls."
She knew her aunt wasn't joking.
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Genshin characters and their spider s/o
A little crossover HC post between terraformars and genshin.
Basically the reader is the result of a messed up experiment and now they look like a monstrous humanoid spider, like this guy:
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Except you have no human skin or hair, just pure chitin, extra legs out the back, and mandibles(like a turian)
Also: request are still open, feel free to request!
Including: Jean, Xinqiu, and Razor
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Jean: hollow knight
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Jean had been receiving reports of frightened merchants and townsfolk, all of whom had been found on the road ranting about a giant spider.
Jean was sure it was nothing more than hilichurls or hoarders or abyss mages and the people were merely suffering panic induced hallucinations, this was supported by the clear signs of such dangers at the scene of the crime.
But still, neither any of the knights nor adventurers in the guild reported saving these people, nor did Diluc claim that he did when she asked him.
So Jean decided to investigate, after all not only is there a chance of finding camps of the three above dangers, but also the chance of finding a new ally.
When she saw you in a clearing you looked like a normal human, until you turned your head in an inhuman manner and looked at her with eight red glowing eyes.
You screamed at her and used your geo vision to grow eight giant legs out your back, which you used to run away.
Jean, being the persistent woman she is, wasn't about let you go until she confirmed if you were a friend or foe.
She chased you through the forest for a while, and unfortunately didn't notice a group of hilichurls hiding behind some trees.
One swung out and struck her from behind, knocking her to the ground.
At the sound of this you turned around and saw Jean on the ground.
While she easily could have beaten the hilichurls, she didn't have to. This is because you were immediately next to her, sword drawn and slicing through the monsters like a hot knife through butter. Your geo legs acted like extra blades that parried any attack directed towards the knight.
Because you're other legs were busy, however, you were unable to block the attack from a crossbow that shot right through your knee.
You fell down and were beaten senseless by the hilichurls, the last thing you remember was the sounds of a blade and the monsters turning to dust before you blacked out.
You woke up on a soft bed inside an unfamiliar building. You tried to get up but your knee had a large hole in it, luckily for you your ability to feel pain was long lost.
Jean entered a minute later with some food, "good, your awake."
"Where am I?" You asked.
"In my home, the guest room to be exact."
"Why did you save me?"
"Because you were in danger."
"Yes but why? Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Considering how you saved me as well? No, not at all."
Jean poured some tea for both of you, "now onto-"
You felt your eyes water, something you didn't realize you could still do.
"What's wrong?" Jean asked.
"It's just, it's been so long since anyone was...nice to me. My appearance isn't exactly very welcoming."
"And yet you still help people, the same people who call you a monster?"
"Of course! I might be an abomination, but I'm not a monster. In fact, before I became...this I had always dreamed of joining the knights."
"Well, that makes things easy."
"What do you mean?"
"While I cannot officially make you a knight, I can make you an honorary member of the knights of favonius."
"REALLY!?" You said, a child like excitment on your face.
So you joined the knights, of course not everyone was happy about this.
But noone doubted the acting grand master's decision, after all she never once failed the city.
After a while the city warmed up to you, even hailing you as a hero thanks to all you've done!
But the city's attitude towards you wasn't the only thing getting warmer.
Infact, a certain person's cheeks seemed to grow red as Amber's ribbon at the mere mention of your name.
Lisa and Kaeya were the first to notice Jean's infatuation with you, and they were quite intent on helping her.
It would be easy for them to set it up: you were cold blooded, so you had a heater in your room during the winter, and thanks to a 'freak lightning strike', your house was under renovations for the whole season, this caused Jean to let you stay in her home until yours was repaired.
Now all they had to do was sneak in an 'cool it' down.
You awoke in the middle of the night due to the temperature suddenly dropping. You tried turning on your heater but that didn't work. You went downstairs to make some hot tea, unaware that Kaeya swapped the labels on Jean's coffee and your tea. After making the beverage you sat down in the warmest corner, covered in blankets, and with a warm drink in hand.
Fun fact! Spiders get hella drunk off caffeine.
You are a spider.
One sip of the coffee and you felt funny, you couldn't think straight and felt wobbly.
Kaeya and Lisa giggled watching you.
"So, how DID you get them drunk? You couldn't exactly have spiked their tea could you?" Lisa asked.
"I swapped the labels on their tea and Jeans coffee. Spiders get hella drunk on-" Kaeya noticed Lisa worried face, "fuck, what did I do this time?"
"Kaeya, spiders don't get drunk on caffeine like humans do with alcohol."
Lisa pointed Kaeya towards the window
"Whoops"
Caffeine doesn't make spiders drunk the same way alchohol does a person, which is what Kaeya expected.
Caffeine makes spiders hyper, very hyper.
When Jean heard skittering and clanging she thought someone was robbing the house, so she was reasonably surprised to see you lying in the center of the kitchen, crying, and with webs all over.
When she asked what happened you just rolled over and mumbled out gibberish about how you can't catch any flies.
Jean picked you up to take you to bed, but you wrapped your arms and legs around her and caused her to fall.
"(Y/n), please let me go." Jean pleaded.
You shushed her, "nap time" and fell asleep.
Your grip was to strong for her to get out, and with your weight she couldn't get up in this position, so she just had to wait for you to get up.
The next day Jean got up the same time as you, she would have said something if you didn't kiss her and pet her head.
"I love this dream." You said, nuzzling into the crook of her neck.
Jean was shocked, what dream? You were clearly awake.
"I wonder if Jean is this warm in real life....I wish I could find out..."
"(Y-y/n)" she stuttered out, "you're not dreaming."
You shot up with all your eyes wide as saucers.
You immediately thought of running. But where would you go? The forest? Yeah, that works, just go there a-
You felt a warm sensation on your cheek.
"So (y/n), how does this dream usually go?" Jean said with a suggestive wink.
.
.
.
"(Y/n)?"
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After that rather unconventional confession session, you both started dating.
Jean was concerned about not having enough time for you, but that proved to be very unfounded. Thanks to your many years alone you didn't know what dating was, so to you simply working together was fine.
On every mission out of the city you would bring gifts or a picnic for when the sun was setting.
On days where you both had paper work you would make tea and buy little cakes or biscuits and sit on her lap as you rested on eachother's shoulders and fed each other snacks, under the excuse that "sharing a chair saves space".
On the rare occasion Jean gets to have a day off, she showers you in affection.
She'll make you breakfast in bed(it's not good 80% of the time, but you don't tell her), she'll cuddle with you all day, she'll even read to you if you want. She wants to give back to you for all the time she couldn't give you her full attention.
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Xingqiu: it's like one of my Inazuman graphic novels
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Your meeting with the guhua geek was far more coincidental.
You were just minding your business, catching some animals to eat, when some weird guy just walks by you, not noticing you at all, as he reads his book.
You were rather suprised and, by extension, curious about this boy.
Was he blind in peripheral? Was he that brave? Was he an idiot?
A bit of colum B, mostly colum C.
Xingqiu sat down on a rock and continued reading, given how he was reading aloud you figured you might as well take advantage of his lack of notice and learn to read.
But he did notice.
"Ah shoot, spaces out again." Xingqiu cried, "now I have to start all over."
Xingqiu started reading the book all over again, much to your joy.
You could easily match his words to the page thanks to your speed of comprehension.
When the boy noticed it was getting late he decided to head home, while you were upset you didn't try and stop him. In fact you immediately darted away before he saw you.
The next day he came back, and read from the same spot.
And again
And again
This went on for quite some time.
Xingqiu knew someone was watching him, but he never was able to catch a glimpse. He just figured it was someone who wanted to read legends of the shattered halberd but couldn't find any copies, and so the chivalrous thing to do would be to read it for them.
One day he finished the fifth book and proclaimed it was the last one, which made you rather sad.
Until he spoke to you.
"Well my secretive friend," he turned around, "shall w-"
You screamed
He screamed
For about five minutes.
After which you both just stared at eachother.
He pointed a shakey finger at you, "you're-"
You turned away, 'a freak I know' you thought.
"SO COOL!"
"What?"
Xingqiu immediately ran at you and started inspecting you.
The whole time he had such an amazed look on his face.
"Woah!" He said as he grabbed your mandibles, "are these real?!"
"Ye ey are, a ah ee e ah a" you said hoping he would understand that you need them to talk.
"Oh. Hehe. Sorry." He said releasing them.
"Aren't you...scared of me?" You asked.
"Why would I be? If you wanted to kill me you would have. It's not like I was particularly on guard when I was reading for you."
'Y-you knew I was there?"
"I knew someone was there, and I knew they were watching me read. Since you showed such interest in my book I thought the only chivalrous thing to do was to keep reading."
You were shocked, most people just ran and screamed upon seeing you.
"Now, shall we go look for the sixth book?"
After that you and Xingqiu became fast friends.
He used some of the money he made from the scam he pulled on that scammer to buy out the forest you lived in, making it officially private property so that people won't go after you.
He kept coming back with books for you both to read, you absolutely loved it!
And while you never realized it, you also loved him.
He however, did know he loved you.
Being the menace to society he is, Xingqiu decided the best way to confess was to just kiss you.
You're sitting on a stump with your head on Xingqiu's shoulder.
"This book isn't as good as the others." You say.
"Ah don't be like that, fairy tales are the foundation of all those 'knight in shining armor books' you love."
"Yeah but this is boring."
"True, true. But I think it has a great ending." Xingqiu turned to the final page, "and then the knight told the (royal title) how much he loved them, and to seal his love he placed a kiss on their cheek."
"That wasn't good."
"Why? It was very realistic."
"In what reality does someone confess by kiss-"
*smooch*
It took you a solid five seconds to process what happened.
Xingqiu smirked at you like the bastard man he is, "this one I believe."
Your mandibles hung slack as your face got a dark shade of blue.
"Uh, (y/n)?"
"Clothes off, now."
Xingqiu stumbled out the forest four hours later. Chongyun, who was protecting his privacy, asked him what's wrong.
"Absolutely nothing." He responded with the largest grin a human could muster, before his legs gave out, "can you carry me home?"
Your relationship was more steady than just that bit though.
Xingqiu spent as much time with you as he could, he even learned how to hunt so he could be with you while you hunted for food.
You never left your forest though, you were far to afraid of people and especially the vigilant yaksha(which Xingqiu tried to convince you was friendly).
Of course, not everything goes so simply.
Xingqiu was skipping through the forest, far to enamoured at the idea of you to notice someone following him.
You sat calmly on your rock and awaited your boyfriend of two years, today was his birthday so you made him a beautiful silk picture of his favorite scene from 'the legend of the broken halberd'
You felt the boy drop into your lap, "hello my love!"
You wrapped your arms and extra legs around him, "hello my little knight, I have a wonderful gift for-"
"XINQIU! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
You both turned around to see a man who looked oddly like Xingqiu.
"H-hey big bro..." Xingqiu said, clearly nervous.
"You're his brother?" You asked, "nice to meet you! I'm your future sibling in law!"
His brother looked surprised, then angry, "Xingqiu, a word."
"No," he responded, "anything you can say to me you can say to my (s/o)."
"Xingqiu, this is not a game."
"ANYTHING," Xingqiu said, far more aggressive, "you can say to me, you can say to them."
His brother sighed, "you can't date them."
"I believe I can."
"XINGQIU! ME AND FATHER HAVE TOLERATED ENOUGH OF YOUR CHILDISHNESS! YOU ARE AN HEIR OF THE FEIYUN COMMERCE GUILD, YOU CANNOT DATE THAT-THAT THING!"
Xingqiu shot up into a fighting stance, "care to repeat that?"
Xingqiu stared down his brother with murderous intent.
"So you wont back down?"
"Never, I love (y/n) to much!"
"If you don't leave them, you'll be disowned by father, all your wealth, power, and influence will be forfeited. All for an inhuman freak!"
"Xinqiu please," you tried telling your beloved, "I won't let you sacrifice-"
"Sorry darling, but I don't give a damn." He interrupted you before turning to his brother, "I will NOT abandon my beloved (y/n)! They are the most precious thing in the world to me! So go ahead! Strip me if my title, my riches, of my very skin! My heart will yearn for nothing else but the cold hard touch of love that is my (s/o)!"
Xinqiu's brother smirked
"So, you promise to always be with (y/n)?"
"Yes!"
"Through both sickness and health?"
As smart as he was, Xinqiu couldn't see what was happening, "with all my heart and soul!"
"And you would take (Y/N) as your contractually bound spouse?"
"I would sooner bite my arm off than live another day without them as such! In fact!" Xinqiu turned to you, "(Y/N)! WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW! COME ON!"
"Hold it!" His brother demanded, "(Y/N)! Would you stay with my brother, Xinqiu, through sickness and health, through rags and riches?"
You nodded, "forever and always!"
"And would you take him to be your contractually bound husband?"
"E-even if I had to fight Rex Lapis himself!"
Two burly hands grabbed the couple and pushed them together, "You may now kiss the bride!"
Without thought, you two kissed each other, not thinking to question the cheering, clapping, and crying-
You both pulled apart, "what the abyss is happening here?!"
The burly arms, now wrapping you both, was an older crying man who also looked like Xinqiu.
Xinqiu's Brother was crying and clapping.
Chongyun was blasting off party cones(🎉🎉these things)
And several other of Xinqiu's friends were there celebrating.
"W-wait..." Xinqiu started to remember that his brother, as a high ranking member of a commerce guild, can officiate marriages.
The older man, Xinqiu's father, cried and said, "finally! Grandchildren!"
(If you can't have babies, adoption exists and is perfectly normal)
Needless to say
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Razor: the big bad spider and the itsy bitsy spider
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(Please understand that my knowledge of Razor is based on his quest, I know of his special vision but it won't be brought up for this. I will be sure to read the wiki page for him if I write him again)
Razor knew something was wrong.
His wolf side told him something was wrong with the forest, and his human side told him it should be either avoided at all cost or destroyed.
Because it had stayed away he had largely tried to just avoid it and keep his lupical away from whatever IT is.
Until a foolish pup decided to try and defeat whatever big bad monster had their protector so scared.
Razor ran faster than any lightning bolt upon hearing the news.
Razor didn't know what he was seeing: giant webs strewn out covering entire trees, boars and Hilichurls wrapped in webs and frozen in a sickly green.
And at the center of it all was a giant, monstrous creature with eight leg like roots coming from it's back, feeding off the life of all the creatures stuck here.
This is what he was afraid of, the beast that every inch of his primal self screamed to get away from.
But he couldn't, not until he found the pup!-
"Hello." You said calmly to the strange man coming into your home, "is this your's?"
You outstretched your hand and a sleeping pup drifted towards razor on a flower.
"He caused lots of problems, so I made him sleep. Don't worry, it's nothing permanent, give him an hour or two and he'll be right up."
After Razor left, you assumed that would be the last disturbance for a while.
But it wasn't.
Razor's wolf half still feared you, was still mortified when he pictured your spider like face, your towering body, everything.
But his human half...teembled.
Not in fear, but in a different way.
He couldn't stop thinking of you, and his primal upbringing did little to quell the less romantic thoughts about your gem like eyes, the way your mandibles clicked and moved when you talked, the overwhelming nature energy that you radiated.
But he still knew good enough to get to know you better.
Just not HOW to do it.
"Why are you spider?"
Is not a good first thing to ask.
But you explained regardless: you were taken as a kid and experimented on by some rogue students from Sumeru academy.
Then some purple lady rescued you, and while you were grateful you much preferred living out in the wild.
"Yes...wild is good! Wolvendom, especially good!"
Someone please help him.
"Purple lady....ah! Shockey wizard lady from knights?"
You nodded
"Razor good friends with her and honorary knight! Do you know red flamy girl?"
"Klee? Oh yes! I love her! She's such a nice kid!"
"Yes, Klee is like lupical! Even if she...burns down forest from time to time."
Lucky for him, your shared familial love for the pyromaniacal minor helped bridge the gap between you two.
Eventually he even got you to leave your grotto(?) And meet his lupical!
He introduced you to the wonders of actually eating rather than just sucking the life force out of animals.
You both love and protect the forest of wolvendom, and if any large threat arises to it then you both will fight fang and claw to protect your home!
Neither of you know what love is in the human sense, but you both feel it to each other and act upon it: giving each other a portion of your food, taking blows in battle for each other, and cuddling more intimately than just friends would.
You are his lupical, and so much more.
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I started this near last year's end, it took me till now to realize I should only do 3 characters.
(Paging: @golden-wingseos, @storytravelled)
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desertdragon · 2 years
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razor wind 🍃
razor wind — are there any types of weather that your muse is afraid of/dislikes? @cavehagsanonymous
Omg Lauren he HATES cold weather which I've mentioned before but I really want to emphasize how much he can't stand it and if she finds herself in it even if her face looks neutral or composed she is screaming inside constantly, even if she's more layered than this scene from A Christmas Story, which sucks because snow can be so fun to chase around or look at but why does it have to come packaged in a 2 for 1 special with freezing her ass off and hypothermia, frostbite, body icicles etc.
Cold weather can be nice to look at from inside a warm house, hell otherwise
And there's a difference to him between the way desert nights get cold and the eternal blizzard of Ishgard or the winters anywhere not a desert or tropical- she was born and raised to live with desert nights, as annoying or at times dangerous they could be; a cold desert night was as far as she thought it could go until she left them behind, now having been exposed to far more she feels as if the desert went too easy on her, and at least the desert is balanced out by the fact that it's a desert, you freeze your tits off when you sleep in the certainty that by the day you'll be cooked again
Which is so funny to me because we have to remember his natural body temperature runs higher than a humans and most other races as a Miqo'te; she'll be like "I'm cooollddd" *friend touches her skin* "But you're running like a furnace!" "It needs to be hotter than ten furnaces right now" heat stroke for humans is comfy to her
Her kids natural temperatures are as close to a compromise between their dad running too hot and their mom running too cold as can be, and even then they're still like mini space heaters for Yugiri and those around them whereas Vaste to them is an oven
I think Vaste is just too used to living in extreme temperatures and adapting to the milder, varied weather of other lands where the Hot/Cold cycle is less set in stone took work getting used to
I would even extend the dislike of cold weather beyond winters and include like, rain storms in combination with wind- cold AND wet, AND the wind is spraying you with that wherever you go outside? No fucking thank you; at least it's not as extreme as winter but it's still icky
However, rain by itself and even thunderstorms are not unpleasant, flat rain with no gales is comforting and associated with getting to gather extra water to drink, extra water for the animals her tribe hunted to thrive on so they could grow and continue to be hunted down the line, and it was fun to get to smell the rain before it came and dance in it and the puddles it left behind, rain is cleansing, cooling, and life giving by itself- you just can't forget to respect it and the fickle way it can turn against you as much as anything else in nature
After gaining PTSD though the booms of thunderstorms make him shrink back or jolt slightly in ways they never did before because of how loud they are and alike to the cannons and guns and other loud clashes on big battlefields; to defy this she still wants to enjoy a thunderstorm, but she can't deny that a piece of what made it feel special and powerful has been taken away from her
I think friends like Lewena and Syv can help her continue to appreciate rain based on how helpful and pleasant rain in its forms has been for them in their pasts, Weyd enlightens him to the scientific aspects of it while still making it feel poetic, how for all the calculations that comprise rain, nothing can explain it better than to witness and be in it- Yugiri obviously makes rain comfortable by default as Yugiri takes comfort in water period since everything about it reminds her of Sui No Sato, they can enjoy the peace of that fact together
Mercuo & Gan however, as much as she loves them as her friends and their shared brotherhood, cannot convince her cold weather is worth it, with the exception of that satisfying feeling breathing in cold air can bring to your chest when you need to wake up or regain your senses, that part of it does a lot to clear her mind, so he'll give them that much; I think they'd ruminate and soak it in a lot together when they experience that at once, she has many fond memories while training Gan of simply waking up to the pure air of the valleys below them
If there's any time besides cold though where she can't stand/does feel fear in the weather is if she's in a forest- she has never had luck or felt safe in forests, especially after dying there in The Black Shroud for the first time, she's used to the comfort of how open a desert space is, so the moment she set foot in the clutter of a forest where there's few if any clear vantage points and you're constantly fenced in and can easily be watched from shadows...she's never liked it, any weather taking place in a forest is not good weather on principle, combined with the terrain it feels far more inherently unpredictable than he's comfortable with
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deviant-chant · 5 years
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Hhhhhh i'm really upset. I love your fic "you've got me on a razor's edge" so, so much. It's so cute and hot and wonderfully written. I'm really sorry you deleted it, and i hope you're doing well
i'm sorry :( it's so funny how different perceptions are...
i am doing great anon, better than i have been in a long time. thanks for dropping by.
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