#me and my funny haha choice

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Oh? New OCs? 👀

Yeah haha. I play ESO now

Fal, my supposed to be edgy lord persona who share a same brain cell with me, so uh- cringe fail?

Rave is better at killing than healing.

#ask and i shall answer #thank you for your ask and attention :3 #tes #eso #elder scrolls online #vestige #tes oc #oc: falthyn #oc: ravemayne #i really like the idea of edgy lord but i just can't make a character that is serious ^^' #not even ironically being serious and none stop saying anime quote haha i just can't #me and my funny haha choice #everyone is goofy

[sassmill]

I’m just. So interested in the relationship between grief and trauma and arousal and anger.

#and I think that’s why I enjoy writing Mrs Danvers so much #like yeah babe me too #I was talking with my office mate about like #childhood and processing emotions #and our taste in music being different from what people expect #mine is like: classic musical theatre and rock operas #and my favorite most continuously listened to albums are the ones about murders #but not just the murders themselves #the events and situations leading up to them #the anger and the pain that could drive someone to that point #the catharsis of the act and feeling free #the aftermath of making that choice to act and how it effects everybody around you #and like yeah haha it’s so funny that the cottagecore bitch has a dark side #but I said to my office mate #when I was growing up I was never allowed to be angry. that meant I was being selfish. #and it’s one of those things where I conceptually understand that it’s not normal #and I don’t talk about it often #but seeing somebody else react to that always leaves me a little shaken #so like yeah I am obsessed with musicals about violent murders and loss and pain #because it allows me to explore those feelings that I haven’t been able to process in my own life #in a safer way #projecting my trauma allows me to acknowledge it without reopening old wounds #and Mrs danvers is just #a really very important character for me because she’s such a good canvas #thoughts

[perilegs]

i pass pretty much all the time but hm. ive heard interesting stuff from drunk ppl i know who dont know im trans

#''haha when my bf was talking about you and i asked to see a picture he showed me one and i was like... is that right? bc i thought that was #a girl in that pic. i mean only bc i didnt expect him to have any girlypop friends haha'' #yeah i mean that is an average thing to say and not mean or anything but it hits a bit different when im trans #i mean the person saying that didnt know and if they did they would have never said anything like that #but it's still a bit. hmmm. #also the topic of my looks came up and it's funny how everyone thinks i'm cute #i wish i could b masc hot but im fine with being cute. not everyone can look good the same way #but like it's so common for the only compliment transmascs get being ''cute'' for various reasons but i think in my case it's just my #wavy hair and slight babyface and round features #which yeah ok whatever i'm still young - ive got plenty of time to start looking less like a boy and more like a man #as in even if i was a cis guy id look pretty much like this #though! im only 2 years on t so i cant wait what the future holds for how i'll look :3c #well almost 2 and a hlaf but yknow #also i have a slight. can i say this. ''tranny voice'' which. slay. but i was told i ''sound like a femboy'' which #once again super funny that ppl say that stuff bc they genuinely cant tell im trans #the only reason i pass is bc i get read as [justin mcelroy voice] kinda faggy #oh that guy over there with wide hips and feminine manners and voice and small feet and hands [compared to cis men] with an apparently cute #face who doesnt seem to know anything about stereotypical guy stuff? thats a cis man #and i love that #but also one of these ppl is not cis #if you saw me irl you'd know im insanely easy to clock for trans people #but yeah whatever im just amused by all this it's kind of fun having ppl not know im trans #but also i have a new friend who doesnt know and i think i should let him know at some point if it comes up bc idk man. it feels like im #living a secret life or something. like obviously no one has the right to know im trans but. i can make the choice of wanting someone toknow #but also hes my only guy friend who lives in this city. well technically not the only one i have another friend but we never hang out irl. #anyways i dont want to ruin our broship #i dont think itd get ruined and if it did itd just mean whatever but im still scared #agh idk #leevi talks

[spaciebabie]

oh my god I always forget luni and tic are YOUR doing. share with the class what was your thought process there

they're lunatics and uhhh......uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ass.

#spacie splains #funny haha characters #my fave chaotic ocs tbh #that ppl simp for fsr bro i aint even do that on purpose look at you #*cough* monnie *cough* #now that you guys have told me u simp i have no choice but ta make that problem worse #hope you guys are looking forward to it!!!!!!!

[your-fave-is-bi]

i love when people take my url at first glance it cracks me up every time. i love running this bit thats not even really a bit i just think im funny hdhg

me, a bisexual, looking for a non-fandom url back in the day: im gonna be so funny

#personal tag #shoutout to that time a complete rando @'ed me in a list to sum up what 'your-fave-is-(blank)' blogs are #and im just standing here like hello. this is my personal blog full of shiny things i like. also i am a bisexual. #the url choice is a funny haha joke i chose years ago n stuck with bc it amuses me #i hit every fave of mine of an unspecified sexuality with my bisexual trans nb ray. bc i am a bisexual trans nb. #anyway the creator of those wyll gifs from earlier reblogged it from me again with a 'prev url u r so right' type thing in the tags #n it made me laugh. prev url. incredible stuff

[kvaradonaa]

lobanovskyi fucked sheva?

Absolutely not!

But Sheva is just so fucked up, he can't act normal in front of authority figures/father figures. His massive daddy issues just act up 😂. And Lobanovskyi was both like a father and a respected (feared) authority figure 😭.

Maybe he's not even aware he's flirting. Maybe others just think he's weird and giggly and that's a part of Sheva 😂. Maybe others are uncomfortable, especially if he's their player and they're in management, but they never bring it up.

#sheva will be like 'my father gave me a 12 months ultimatum about my career choice when i was 17 and i'm so glad he gave me an opportunity' #'my father was a great man' #'when i came back home in 1986 my dad never told me life is back to normal and i only realised when my gaffa came to us and asked about me' #'haha isn't that funny' #the ask contents are just my headcanon based on that #don't kill me vchdhdjdn #ask

[peapod20001]

I actually do have very complex thoughts about many different things, it’s just a bit challenging to connect the inner voice to the outer voice sometimes </3

#random post #I have SO many thoughts and ideas. I love to create and I love to build on what I have and I like to connect to existing things #there is lots of oc lore in my brain! it graces my blog sometimes. not always. it’s hard to put abstract feeling and thought into words #and it’s challenging trying to find the best place to start talking about things yknow? like I as the creator of this whole unique universe #pretty much already know how things end up. how they’re going. how it started. some are easier to know than others. but that doesn’t stop me #from trying create for it. or searching for the missing piece to start the domino effect of development and fulfillment #it’s hard to see where the pieces fit sometimes. but getting a new angle or changing something about the piece can make finding where it #belongs easier. this is what I mean when I say I have very intricate and complicated thoughts. not spending too long writing my sentences or #overthinking them helps to keep things as they are in my head. since I’m not filtering them into something almost unrecognizable #writing a paper in a single sitting in a set time really helps me produce a unified and intricate product. I’ve been told I write well #which I find mildly humorous. I’ve never been a writer by choice really. I’m an artist that works with a physical visual piece rather than #letters that convey meaning. I’m more of a thinker than a writer. but in some instances they’re one in the same. I’m rambling but y’all know #that about me by now I’m sure hahagahaha. yea. my OCD makes me spend too long on words and that’s why I always talk in a short way #a more simplistic way. leaves less room for the mind to pick out flaws if everything is flawed on purpose yknow? haha yea. I like me yknow? #and other people like me too! that will never cease to surprise and amaze me haha. I’m one of those people that has an easier time with #people different from themselves. the people I’ve known and spoke to throughout my life are so very different from me. but they all feel #comfortable to share their experience with me. a lot of these people on paper would be ones I’d try to avoid I guess. differing opinions and #world views yknow? but the way I am. gives people comfort I’ve found. I’m not bragging about that it’s just interesting. it’s the same with #my whole household like we meet people that are like. idk a good descriptor but they’re very set in a specific way. and then we just?? they #like us?? idk it’s just funny to think about my dad getting along with legit crazy people or my mom being the person who’s the favorite of #the least liked / polite person in the office. or my brother and sister being very well liked in their schools but are just average students #who aren’t trying to be more than kind. or when I as myself. with the thoughts and opinions I have. am able to get along with anyone I #come across. I’m really not trying to be bright about that I’m just an. empath? I guess? I’m just very nice to people and meet them at their #level and don’t try steering the conversation to smth bad or controversial. but even then people will still talk to me and like me cus I’m #not putting them down or hating on them for how they think and feel. I listen. I can understand them. not agreeing with their views doesn’t #mean I can’t get why people think or feel how they do. I try to not be biased or entirely antagonist to things different than me #I’ve gone my whole life not understanding a lot of things. and over time I’ve learned them. I go into experiences with people like that #I may not understand yet. but I’ll learn to. that’s probably the main reason why people feel comfortable around me. that and also I have #a smile pretty much always lol. I’m small and non threatening lookin with a single dimple on the cheek and eyes so dark you could see the #faintest light reflected in them. anyways I have gone into several different directions with this and kinda lost the main point I was making

[doriandrifting]

The strangest thing is that when this show first aired I was in the closet (at rink o mania). I also mistakenly saw a future for milevan.

So I guess you can say I’ve got two things in common with Mike Wheeler.

#this isn’t even a joke #my freshman year my bff asked me to take of photo of her and her man #at the hs roller night #and I was like huh why do I feel funny #but not funny haha #funny gay #Mike Wheeler #you will not beat these allegations #byler #stranger things #why are roller rinks the place of choice for gay pining

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#oh god. now that i have polls u have no idea how hard it is to resist making: what should i draw polls #bc i have so many things i wanna draw constantly and im terrible at making choices #bc i wanna draw the process of a dragon embryo growing in an egg #i wanna draw something pajama sam related. i have so so so many narut0 things i wanna draw #and bc im a lil crazy everything also has to fit in with my prompt book bc ive had it for like 3 years and havent completed them all yet #also everytime someone reblogs my j3rma scribbles im like. more j3rma. i wanna draw the meat grinder rant lmao #bc i was so proud of that face lol. hes so hard to draw. #ugh but narut0 world building. ugh but practicing drawing things im bad at. ugh but im sitting in the lab right now and need to get to work #sigh... too much. too many choices. and my body is sore idk y. i mean. prob from doing too much but whatever #i woke up at 5 and now im wired #also my dad called me this morning and its so funny talking to him bc our brains work in v similar ways #so im like. stop. y r u me? its bc hes also an anxious freak haha hes a good dad tho #just cursed with the genes that made me the unwell mess that i am. ah well we cant have it all #unrelated #lol me at ppl with j3rma icons: let me feed u scribbles #ay my brain is so scattered lmao

[mummer]

i have never been more in for anything in my entire life are you joking me

#have i seen joker 1. No i have not #haha. joking me #THE PRESS TOUR ALONE #crying i cant believe this is real life yes god yes....... #theyre gonna get cancelled by the same nerdlords who had no choice but to stan the first one this is sooooooo funny #hashtag not my joker #LIKE WHO. THE FUCK . IS YOUR INTENDED AUDIENCE HERE

[jo-does-things]

*Watches 3 episodes of a show I used to like*

*Feels looming sensation of “Oh I could get really into this again”*

*Is confronted by Do I. Do I Really want to do this to myself??*

#Jaws theme intensifies #I am absolutely procrastinating right now but haha funny cartoon makes stressful brain thoughts go away #It doesn't help that I am currently between Medias #YEs I'm still talking about 2012 tmnt Yes I appologize to anyone who followed me for conservation/agriculture stuff #but me vagueposting about my latest media choice is going to be what you get

[belfryprepz]

So funny sometimes explaining my family to my gf...

#i mean not haha funny #but i told her my parents were fighting cuz my dad hit my mom's car #and she was like oh i get why your mom would be yelling that sucks my mom would do the same #no babe my dad came in the house and started screaming at my mom tor parking it there 💀 cuz that's somehow her fault #she loves how close me and my sister are but it's like. we didn’t have much of a choice we don't have a real father #anyway #bri ffr

[featherymainffins]

"I hate that he is making Freud win" is a rather bold statement about a character whose every other sentence makes me go "Haha he's just like me for real. he's having a me moment.".

#when i said 'and what's funny is that his father figure of choice is not even having an average it student moment he's like... #he's like a rockstar amidst it students. just like my ex haha' i had a horrible realisation. like ah. maybe it is me who is making Freud win #me; stupid: 'haha who chooses the exact same kind of person both as his father and his partner? hes so silly.' #me; smarter: *remembers that my father and my ex are the exact same kind of person basically copy pasted*'...never mind' #like well he truly is just like me for real i guess. except I'm fucking stupid even with a brain. and i don't know german. #yeah ok i guess he's better than me for real. wow knowing that a fictional corpse is better than me kinda stings. well uuuuh I'm better at #I'm better at coping. yea h. I'm like. 10 % better.

[storywolf]

𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼 — send 💭 + a topic to receive a headcanon about said topic.

@viikingwitch said: 💭 + bad choices

wolf himself LOVES IT when others make bad choices, especially when they have interesting consequences. it makes for an exciting story. his own bad choices, well, depends on how severe those consequenses are. if he say, has bad choice in men and than man ends up trying to take over the entire multiverse because wolf introduced its existance to him - well, then things get a little dicey. wolf doesn't like being the main character of a story. more of a supporting character.

#viikingwitch #📚 headcanon // you can call me king of disappointment; welcome to my castle; everything's worthless #wolf when others make bad choices: haha funny #wolf when he makes bad choices: this is what we call an 'oopsie'

[crazyw3irdo]

girl help i cannot stop fucking thinking about wkm

#every time im about to go to bed my brain shoves piles of angst down my throat and i just have lay there thinking shit #still angry at mark for making me blorbos y/n fuckin rotating myself in my mind rn #gnashing biting anger fuck so many thoughts in my fucking brain #domino meme of ​haha he play horror game funny to i cannot stop fucking thinking about the district attorney’s story #crazwaz posted #for so long i had like. one real headcanon for my y/n that i didn’t really stray from but now i have so fucking many #i mean the whole series is founded on timelines and choices so it fits to have multiple versions in my head #so like hhhh idk i think i have like. six versions i think of now lol #maybe more if i stopped to count #i just #there’s so much potential here #god why am i like this every time i consume media i just look at the potential options instead of the canon ffs #girl y/n is literally some hands that you project onto you don’t have to repeatedly psychoanalyze this bitch #girl i need to go to beddd

[arminsumi]

S. Geto ★ Brother's Best Friend

Breaking the bed with your brother's best friend!

★ Requested by anon

★ Pairings : fem reader / badboy!Geto

★ Synopsis : even though he made a promise to your brother, Suguru Geto just couldn't keep his hands off of you.

★ Warnings : 18+ content, secret sex, brother's best friend trope, toys, visiting adult store, mutual m*sturbation, solo male m*sturbation, fantasies, creampie, pillow riding, sexting, wall/standing sex, mentions f*ngering, mentions bl*wjob, +++

Your brother always made sure that you and his best friend weren't alone together for too long. He totally restricted you and him from becoming friends, because he knew that neither of you two would be able to stay just friends.

Whenever Suguru had your company, he got flirtier. His mannerisms. His word choices. Compliments just spilled from his lips. He'd undress you with his eyes.

The chemistry between you two always made you squeeze your thighs together tightly.

Suguru Geto was a sorely attractive and alluring man. How could you not be turned on by him?

He had that slim-fit physique. Tattoos. A natural sultriness. That mysterious "he could be a cult leader for all I know" feeling about him.

He was also honest and spoke his mind.

"No offence," he said to you once, "But all the men you've dated are losers. All they've done is leave you with a broken heart."

You replied exactly how he'd hoped you'd reply; "I know. Do you know any better man?" you said suggestively, inching closer to him.

"I wish..." he huffed with a smile.

You pawed at his chest, "Suguru, my brother doesn't have to know about us..."

His heart beat rapidly and he felt his neck tense up.

Gently, he grabbed your hands and pried them off of his t-shirt.

"No, I made a promise to him that I wouldn't mess around with you. Okay?" he said determinedly.

Your funny little pout hurt him, because even though you tried to be comedic about his rejection he could still sense your deep sadness and desperation for him.

****

So many times during sleepovers, you had to get off on your pillow after hugging Suguru goodnight.

He was definitely being a bad boy, taking risks like hugging you when your brother was around. It earned a tense response from your brother, but Suguru quickly scurried off to the guest bedroom and acted like he did nothing.

Your bedroom was situated right next to the guest bedroom.

The walls were thin.

You could vaguely hear him grunting and throatily groaning as he pounded his fleshlight in the middle of the night.

He was most definitely being verbal on purpose, because in reality he was one of those silent type guys during sex. Suguru knew what he was doing. He always knew what he was doing, even when he wore those thin-fabric sweatpants that showed the outline of his huge cock snuggling against his muscular thigh. And all those times you "accidentally" walked in on him changing his shirt, he made his abs twitch and flex a little for you.

Suguru was always doing things in consideration of your horniness. He knew you had a hard time holding back, so he tested you — he tested your determination to not fuck your brother's best friend.

It was difficult to refrain from sneaking into the guest bedroom and hopping on his dick, it really was.

You rutted against the pillow and tweaked and pinched your nipples, chasing your pleasure.

The sound of slapping balls and lubed up thrusting carried through the wall as Suguru gave his fleshlight a heavy, sloppy pounding.

Suguru spiced things up and called out your name in a soft murmur, hoping you were listening.

"Mmm." you hummed back. He just barely heard it, but it made him grin naughtily.

He stopped pounding away at his toy, and drew his forearm across his forehead to wipe his sweat. He pulled out his phone and texted you.

📨 1 NEW

Suguru: i heard that. someone's wide awake 👀 You: yeah :( ur fault!! Suguru: my fault? how? 😗 You: u hugged me too tight earlier n got me worked up Suguru: haha just hugging got you horny? that's adorable You: stfu i didn't say i'm horny 🤬 Suguru: yeah right. bet you're humping ur hand listening to me rn lol You: nope Suguru: i don't believe u 🤨 u were totally listening. my fleshlight told me. it was pussy to pussy communication You: lol You: yeahh i was listening You: and squeezing my tits with both hands and riding my pillow 😇 Suguru: fuck Suguru: come over You: haha no way i'd wake up the neighborhood Suguru: dw i have ways to shut you up 😉

If your brother knew that at 1 AM that night, you snuck out and let Suguru finger you to your orgasm and gave him a blowjob, then he would have grilled both of you like meat on a barbeque.

But he never found out. Suguru held his moans in and gritted his teeth, and he covered your mouth with his big hand to stifle any noise coming out of you.

Suguru was turned on that he had this little secret with you.

Sleepovers became more anticipated. Your brother was confused sometimes, because while he liked having his best friend staying the night, Suguru was often over-enthusiastic at the idea.

"Oh I can stay the night?" it was the way his eyes lit up and his tone raised like he'd just gotten a hint about his Christmas present.

It always played out the same.

Suguru would be jerking off to you, thumbing through his favorited pictures — you know, those panty pictures and swimsuit ones that you wanted his verdict on. Well his verdict was groaning and throwing his head back and having a full-body orgasm.

If you were still awake, you'd whimper through the wall for him. He'd press himself against the cold wall and stroke his cock hard and fast until his balls bounced.

It became a thing.

Come the morning, the two of you would pretend nothing happened. But that knowing glint was always in his eyes.

****

In time, Suguru started drooling and obsessing over the idea of having sex with you. The tension between you and him had been reaching a peak.

Risky touches. Hot glances. Flirty tones. Sneaky sexting. Lingering hugs.

He took you out to the adult store under the pretense that he was just taking you shopping. Your brother let it slide, since you threw a fake temper tantrum about it until you got your way.

"You're such a spoiled princess." Suguru flirted when he pulled out of the driveway.

You giggled behind him, holding on tight as he rode off down the street, motorcycle rumbling loud.

He slung an arm around you in public and gave you kisses, thriving on the jealous looks that the two of you received from passers-by.

In the adult store, he agreed to buy you anything your heart wanted as long as you gave him proof that it was being put to good use.

Of course, he was buying you a toy that was as similar to his own cock as possible.

"And angel, don't get too attached to silicone. Nothing beats the real thing." he said.

"Oh yeah?" you batted your lashes at him.

When you batted your lashes like that, he snapped right there — the invisible restraints that kept him from breaking his promise to your brother broke.

He took you home, saw that your brother texted him will be home at 5-ish and then wasted no time before fucking your brains out right there up against the wall.

Once wasn't enough for either of you, so Suguru slipped his cock out and carried you to the bedroom.

****

"Su-su—Suguru! Not so hard! Y-you'll break the bed!" you said.

You were caged under Suguru's muscular body as he relentlessly pounded his cock into you, hitting deep spots that your newly bought toy surely wouldn't ever read — good. You'd crawl back to him for more.

"I don't care, let it break." he grunted into your ear.

He tried new angles until his cock pressured against your G-spot. You gasped and your moans quickly developed into stuttering incoherence.

"Fuck fuck fuck Suguru! Suuuguru! I'm so close, I'm gonna cum!" you screamed.

"Yeah? I'm close too, baby." he groaned. "Rub your clit faster, cum with me."

"W-we really shouldn't be doing this, mmm!" you moaned.

He smirked, "Yeah yeah, I know that turns you on more. Fucking slut. Cum with me and keep your pretty mouth shut about this."

Suguru brought you to a long orgasm. He groaned and his jaw went slack as he creampied his best friend's sister's pussy.

When he rolled off and caught his breath, he felt a small guilt but it was quickly smothered when you rolled back on top to kiss him hard.

"I think we broke the bed..." he chuckled.

"... oh. Shit." you giggled.

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