#mercury is in Gatorade

[phantomarine]

quite literally every person I know is having some sort of bad time right now - whatever god watches us, please stop shaking the fish bowl, let us rest

#it’s really something though #what on earth is going on #mercury is in motorcade #mercury is in Gatorade #Mercury is mean

[notar1ana]

𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑓𝑒𝑠𝑡 🌙🔮

#im so funny #knee slapper #queen band #queen #freddie mercury #mercury is in gatorade #mercury retrograde #memes

[fawnuh]

Will someone PLEASE let Hermes out of the microwave, this week has sucked so far

#mercury retrograde #mercury is in gatorade #hermes #hermes microwave #shitpost #fawnuh #meme #memes #fawnuhuh #the stars #the stars have aligned perfectly just to screw me over #mercury

[villageidiotwitch]

Why does setting a boundry feel significantly harder than dealing with an actual threat to my physical safety

#not to worry anyone the aforementioned threat to safety was dealt with quickly and by people actually trained to do so #today has been wild #mercury is in gatorade

[spirit-x-ing]

M e r c u r y

is in Gatorade.

So am I just unloved or did Tumblr really make it so that we no longer get notifications? I swear I think Tumblr really wants RP'ers off their platform.

Anyhow, it's a sign from the heavens. If you actually sent a reply recently please let me know cause I REALLY SUCK AT finding out.

#tumblr the hellsite #maybe its a sign to call the quit on RP and actually focus on original work like I'm supposed to #XD #mercury retrograde #mercury is in gatorade #ooc

[anamelessfool]

Me writing a Ministry meeting scene with an eye-wateringly boring conversation between Nihil and Sister means me basically writing astrology word salad wish me luck

#ghost fandom #ghost band fic #ao3 author #mercury is in gatorade #im a caprisun #hes an asparagus rising and youre a spaghettio

[deviiancetv]

Life has been both a major breakthrough for success, and it’s been a burden of mess.

But one thing that will remain consistent, is Mercury always having its kiss for me.

#devii’s art #art #artist on tumblr #canva design #graphic art #graphic design is my passion #mercury retrograde #mercury rx #astrology #witchblr #memes #mercury is in gatorade #karma got its kiss for me

[ewigefernweh]

if I’ve learned anything from willingly exposing myself to the flu in the middle of a busy semester - it’s that yellow Gatorade is the best Gatorade

#mercury is in gatorade

[pinkkevlar]

The year is 2022, Avril Lavigne has just come out with a new album and it has a song about Mercury being in Retrograde on it

#i just #how is no one talking about this #avril lavigne #like my childhood #its complicated #mercury retrograde #mercury is in gatorade

[sleepy-bebby]

Hahahahahaha who tf did this. You legend.

Boy was too comfortable here.

Nick with the side eye 👀

#mercury is in Gatorade #memes #meme #try guys #the try guys #ned fulmer #Edward fulmer #poor Ariel tho. #Ariel fulmer #Alexandria Herring #Alex Herring #drama #tea #Damn haven’t thought of theses people in almost a decade and I woke up to this. #is anyone super surprised tho? he acts like an eternal frat boy that peaked in college #if you gotta remind everyone how much you love your wife all the goddamn time you probably don’t #he’s basically another John mulaney

[maxsix]

#not a day goes by where i don't marvel at the fact he is not a Leo Rapper #hongjoong #kim hongjoong #ateez #hongjoong gif #ateez gif #maxsixgif #is his Leo rising #is his Lion in Mercury's Gatorade or whatever #a lot about him reminds me of GD in a good way

[zooophagous]

Send good vibes. Tuunbaq's breeder informs me that he is in the animal ER with severe vomiting and diarrhea. Negative for parvo so current cause is unknown. He's stable and receiving fluid therapy but we won't know more till he sees his regular vet in the morning.

#literally everyone i know has a sick pet right now #is mercury in gatorade or something

[keys-hellscape-1020]

Horror? Horror.

A/N: This post is dedicated to the lovely @juvenile-arm. Their art is amazing and deserves SO much more recognition! Go check them out! Also sorry for the fem reader, pronouns are still gender-neutral but the reader is definitely feminine. Guess I projected a little too hard.

Hobie Brown x fem!reader

Summary: You’ve always enjoyed horror movies. The thrill of them, the fear creeping up your spine. That wasn’t your favorite part however. No, your favorite part is when you get to pretend to be scared and hide in your boyfriend’s arms.

Contents: No use of Y/N, gender-neutral pronouns but everything else about the reader is feminine, flirty Hobie, flirty reader (they’re a menace), hickies, cuddling, implied smut at the end, fade-to-black

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You fluttered around your house, anxiously preparing for Hobie’s arrival. You made sure there were blankets on the couch, popcorn already in a bowl, and a stack of dvds next to the Tv. You have Netflix, but knowing Hobie you though he would appreciate the more old-school approach.

You run your hands along the fabric of the Sundress you’re wearing. A little dressy for a night-in sure, but you found yourself wanting to dress up for Hobie, although you knew he would find you attractive no matter what you wore.

You light-up when you hear a knock on your door. Rushing over to it you wait a moment longer, straightening your clothes one last time in an effort to not come off as too eager.

As you open the door you see Hobie standing there, casually as ever. If you didn’t know him well you might not be able to tell, but you notice the small hints of makeup on his face, the clothes that he only wears on nights out. He definitely dressed up for you, even if he doesn’t want you to know it.

“Just gonna stare at me all day or can I come in?” Hobie purrs with a smirk, leaning down to press a chaste kiss to your cheek.

You feel your face grow hot, but you move to let Hobie into your apartment. He only spares a glance to your living room before he’s turning around to watch you close the door. As you lock it you feel a strong, warm presence upon your back. Close to you, but not touching you. Just hovering, appreciating.

“You look ravishing luv.” Hobie mumbled, his breath brushing your ear in a way that sent a shiver up your spine. By the time you’ve grounded yourself enough to turn around Hobie is walking towards your living room and flipping through the stack of dvds you’d laid out.

You fiddle your hands, trying to calm yourself down. “It was just a compliment.” You mutter to yourself, trying to get your heart back down to a normal rhythm.

You’re broken out of your thoughts by Hobie tossing you a dvd case that you fail to catch, causing it to instead hit you in the head, before it manages to fall into your outstretched hands.

Rubbing your head where the case made contact you look down at the movie with a grimace. Your mom’s old copy of “The Shining” that she had given you, you don’t even know how many years ago, stares back at you.

“Horror?” You ask hesitantly, moving to hand the case back to him.

“Horror.” Hobie says with finality, taking the case from you and moving to pop the disk into the player.

As he straightens up from his task he turns to look at you where you stand to the side hesitantly, twiddling your fingers.

He approaches and throws an arm over your shoulder, pulling you close to him and he leads you to the couch.

“Don’t worry luv, I’ll keep you safe.” He teases as he gently pushes you down on the couch before going to turn off the lights.

You shiver, arranging yourself under the blankets as Hobie makes his way over to you, snuggling under the covers before dragging you closer to himself with an arm around your shoulders and your hips pressed together firmly.

The movie goes smoothly, you’ve seen it a million times, but that doesn’t stop you from cuddling up closer to Hobie. As the movie nears a tense moment you tuck your face in Hobie’s neck, watching the screen out of the corner of your eye.

Hobie doesn’t acknowledge your actions, simply keeping his face on the screen as you press your body closer to him. You wrap an arm around his waist, and tickle his neck with your breath, trying your best to get him to acknowledge you.

You hum lowly as you press your lips to Hobie’s neck, again, and again, and again. It takes you actually nipping his neck for him to lazily acknowledge you.

“Someone’s needy.” He say’s lowly. He keeps his eye’s on the screen but he brings one hand up and plays with the baby hairs at the base of your neck, subtly urging you to continue your ministrations.

And continue you do, getting more eager with his go-ahead. You fully commit to your actions, not even pretending to watch the movie anymore. You kiss your way up his neck, close to his ear. You nip at the area right below his jaw before sucking a dark hickey into the skin there. Pulling back you admire your handy-work. Only one truly dark hickey is present on his neck but if this night goes as you’re hoping it will that’ll soon change.

You lean back in, biting Hobie’s earlobe and pulling gently, dragging a guttural groan from his chest as his grip on the back of your neck tightens momentarily before relaxing once more.

You bite and suckle at Hobie’s neck and jaw at will, knowing he doesn’t care who sees and instead enjoys it. Enjoys letting everyone know who he belongs to.

You’re not sure how long it took for Hobie to finally break, far to entranced in your very important work to pay attention to things like time. You do know that you feel a very pleased flutter in your chest (and lower) when he finally grips your thighs and pulls you to straddle his lap, chests pressed right up against one another.

He pulls you away from his neck by the scruff of your neck, much like one would a kitten.

“You’re oddly needy Luv.” He purrs out lowly, irises darker than normal as he gazes at you longingly.

“Only for you.” You quip back, running your hands across his collar bones to his shoulders, shamelessly feeling up his lean frame.

Hone chuckles as he picks you up by your thighs, prompting you to tighten your hold on his frame with a squeak.

Hobie smirks as he walks the both of you to your bedroom, a dark look in his eyes.

“Don’t worry Luv. I’ve got ya.”

#key writing #my coochie make me write this blame her not me #I’m innocent I swear #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown #spider man atsv #spiderman #spiderpunk x reader #hobie x reader #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv hobie #atsv x reader #it took everything in me not to make this smutty #But I wasn’t sure if Elijah would be comfortable with me tagging them in that so I held off #I don’t even have an excuse for my behavior y’all I’m just like this #maybe mercury is in Gatorade

[spirit-x-ing]

If you're one of those RP'ers who demand interaction and if you post Memes / Starters and if someone sends you some and if you don't answer any. Psh that shit's on you. You can't be demanding attention and then be extra picky about what you get.

#small rant #cause it's more a pet peeve #like seriously? #rant #ooc #hot take #mercury retrograde #mercury is in gatorade

[mercymaker]

got up from my depression nest on the couch and my knees cracked so violently that it was almost like a celestial sign from a god to end it all right then and there

#life #i thought to myself 'alright get up go do something' #and it was a double kill on my kneecaps #today's just something else #is it mercury in gatorade or whatever it is that happens #zodiac girlies help explain what's going on

[readychilledwine]

Listen...

I've had a weird work week stretch..

The next two days off will be bliss for me and maybe I'll actually get to do my final edits 🙄

#elizabeths.updates #what is life. what is happening. #its not even a full moon. #is Mercury in Gatorade again? #send editing vibes my way. please.