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sketchfanda · 3 months

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Kirishima’s Mystique:2 Bunnies & a Riot

If you were to ask Kirishima how he felt about his life, he’d likely say it was about 51% sweet as can be and 49% grief and hassle. Now why you may be asking, is that his particular answer? Well let’s sum up the 51%, he had graduated UA along with some of his best friends, had two awesome,sexy as hell and kinky as fuck girlfriends, who he shared an apartment with and was currently interning as a sidekick under the best damn father/big brother figure around in Fatgum. Daily routines of training, patrol, community service and much more made for an active and fulfilling career for sure.

The 49% on the other hand well was the hell he currently found himself facing. Why and what is that you might ask? Well it had to do with his current job at the moment you see. It was simple enough routine stuff, a very high up socialite single mother and her daughter had been victims of harassment from a stalker and requested Kirishima specifically as their bodyguard.

Seems he’d come very highly recommended and was considered the right man for the job which admittedly did quite a boost in his sense of self esteem. The problem you might ask? Oooh where to even begin but one thing the study himbo knew was, if mineta ever found about this? There was no doubt the grape runt woild cursing him and crying bloody tears harder than when he found out about the chivalrous tank’s relationship with Mina and Maya.

The clients in question you see were American relatives of Fatgum's fierce shortstack girlfriend, Rumi Usagiyama aka the no.5 nation ranked hero Mirko. Which showed in their having similar but different rabbit based heteromorph mutation quirks which made them quite exotic and more than easy on the eyes. The friendly, casual widow Patricia Bunny and her quirky, (pun unintended) feisty spitfire of a daughter Lola were the sort of gals who turned heads and made jaws drop wherever they went and it showed. Unfortunately for Kirishima of course, the problem for him was the duo were a veritable tag team of god-fuck-damned teases and flirts!!!

Now don't get him wrong, Patricia and Lola were very affable clients who made sure he was comfy while he stayed over acting as their bodyguard. The Bunny duo of course staying at a lovely little hotel and ensuring he had a room to himself. And so far, so good there hadn't been sign of trouble from this stalker of theirs, yet anyway. But not a day ever passed by when either mother or daughter wasn't seeming to go out of their way to make him die of arousal as he recalled certain moments and events coming to mind.

~Montage of Kirishima's Lament~

Lola:"Hey Red, found my old basketball gear? Still fits, don't you think?"*the plucky bunny bombshell seeming asked innocently as she stood in front of Kirishima while he sat on the couch watching tv. Just casually spinning a basketball on her finger with ease and skill with a coy smile on her cute and sexy face. The hardhead redhead's crimson eyes unable to tear away from how small and snug that outfit was on her. Her shorts riding up to the point they seemed like a thong as her jersey exposed her toned midriff and the underside of her perky boobs.*

Kirishima:".....I'm sorry what was the question again?" *Facepalming hard at just blurting out such a simple and stupid question. His face as red as his hair as Lola seemed pretty amused at his reaction. It only got worse for him when Lola convinced him to play a few rounds of hoops with her to pass the time. Suffice to say seeing in her motion in that outfit was a whole new level of awkward for him….*

~~~~~~ Patricia:*sunbathing by the hotel pool as Kirishima stood by as per his role as bodyguard. The thicc milf catching his attention as she waved at him and held up a bottle.*”Sorry to be a bother but could put this lotion on me? Can’t quite reach my own back you know and got to make sure this fur stays sleek and silky smooth..”*She had to be doing this on purpose, just her one piece swimsuit alone hugged that plump, curvy MILF body of hers in all the right ways. But she was the boss, so to speak...*

Kirishima:"....o-okay..."*That was all he could say as he nodded dumbly, accepting the bottle as he couldn't look away. Patricia's back to him as she peeled off the top of her swimsuit and laid on her frontside on the chair. Her furry tits pressing against the surface of her towel as she awaited her lotion. The sounds she began to make soon as he put his soaking hands on her didn't help his libido, nor did the feel of her skin and fur under the touch of his palms and fingers.*

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Among other such examples of course whether it was individually or together, mother and daughter's teasing and flirting had been wreaking havoc on our resident himbo. Be it their shopping trips where they would try on all sorts of outfits and show them off to him, especially lingerie or swimwear. Or how they took their sweet time dressing or undressing and seeming to forget to leave their bedroom door closed and locked, likewise when showering or bathing. Of course he couldnt ever find time for a little privacy to rub one out, like he really wanted to pull a Mineta!!

Don't even get him started of course on the stealthy groping and feel copping they'd pull, making it clear they found him more than easy on the eyes and enjoying that physique of his. Oh sure, he'd say that was just them being teasing but friendly, their own way of showing appreciation for keeping them feeling safe and secure from this whole stalker thing. But there was a part of him that felt a sense of deja vu, after all this was the kind of thing he'd see Mirko doing the same thing to Fatgum plenty of times, that feisty shortstack really loved riling up her "Gummy Bear" she so loved to call him affectionately. And a small part of him did rather like it, reminded him of Mina and Maya, who naturally teased him and asked if he'd gotten around to really having some "Fun" with the mother daughter duo to which he made certain to deny.

Not to say the temptation wasn't there of course, so many sleepless nights and waking up to such major morning wood that he had to rub one out first chance he could. You try keep your libido at bay when you had all this going on as the sturdy hero lounged on the couch in his suite, idly channel surfing to keep his mind busy. Reminding himself that sooner or later, this mission would have to end and they'd part ways soon as they dealt with this whole stalker crisis. It was kind of a downer, teasing and flirting aside Patricia and Lola were a sweet pair.

His train of thought and his channel surfing of course came to a pause as his phone buzzed, seeing a text from Lola that seemed pretty direct and serious. Requesting for him to come to hers and her mother's room as soon as he could, that they needed to discuss something urgently. No doubt some recent development came up in regards to their Stalker as he decided not to keep them waiting too long, exiting his room and making his way to their bedroom door. Knocking first of course as he waited for a response, after all it'd be impolite to barge in before announcing himself.

Soon as the door opened of course, he didn't have much of a chance to say anything as Lola's firm but silky hand grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him right inside. The door shutting behind him as he heard the telltale signs of it being locked, greeted with only darkness as it was evening time. Only to hear the telltale signs of Lola and Patricia giggling in that sensual, teasing tone he had become more than well acquainted with when he heard the click of a lightswitch being flipped on. The room being illuminated and his eyes greeted by the sight of the mother and daughter rabbit babes standing before him as they were rocking some of the sexiest lingerie ensembles that guaranteed any hot blooded man would get a raging hard-on for.

The mother daughter bunny rabbit duo's grins were as sensual as they were mischiveous as they took in Kirishima's gobsmacked reaction. Devious intentions twinkling in their eyes as their differing but equally sexy furry bombshell frames struck pin-up poses showing off akin to a peacock with ita tailfathers. Knowing full well what it was doing for and to him as they glanced at his crotch to see his shorts develope a swelling bulge which made them tingle with anticipation. Their bodyguard speechless naturally as they decided to answer his unspoken questions to what was even going on right now.

Lola:"Hey there handsome, like what you? We definitely hope so because tonight, we're all yours to do what you'd like. And yes that's exactly what it sounds like...."*The younger lapin stunner spoke in a husky tone as she made her way on over to their sturdy protector. Hands caressing his chest, cooing at feeling those firm pecs before she made her way down to grasp the end of his tanktop. Giggling at just how mindblown the Red Riot hero was seeming going by the look on his face. All the while her big beauty of a mom made her way to hug him from behind as her hands snaked under said shirt to tease and caress his washboard abs.*

Patricia:"Really now, two gals like us in our sexual prime sharing company of a looker like you under the same roof for hours and days on end? It gives ideas and you been doing such a wonderful job making us feel safe. Chivalry like that deserves a little something special so better bring your A guy, you absolute unit it you..."*The sexy widow teased playfully, her and daughter giggling as they ambushed Kirishima with sudden kisses. Patricia having a turn first as she really showed her experience, tongue dancing and exploring his mouth as she blew his mind. Before Lola made her move for her turn, pressing her muzzled lips as she memorised his particular taste and flavour, delighted to find him instinctively returning the sloppy kiss. Increasing the intensity of their sensual oral dance by making it a 3 way kiss, as the primal portion of Kirishima's brain kicked in to tell him he was kissing a sexy mother and daughter at the same time.*

It was a spark of a thought that found his body rolling with the wave of momentum bourhgt forth by Patricia and Lola's sinful make-out session as they pried his tanktop off of him. Giggling and purring as they relished the sight and feel of his Herculean physique, his muscles delightful to their touuch. Pulling the hard-headed redhead towards the bed with them as they plaufylly but firmly nudged him to fall and lay back down, hands quickly grabbing his shorts by the waistbands as they pulled them down. Boxers and all as their eyes widened, sensual blushes and grins on their faces as they gasped in awe at the sight of his exposed cock and balls, that pulsing length and girth of pussy pleasing, womb hammering heaven fully erect and ready to rock their world as Kirishima's Libido had taken the helm.

They wasted no time in expression their desire for this prime specimen of man as they knelt down, grasping his shaft in their hands as they commenced with a double team mother daughter fellatio. Assauling that fuckhammer from tip to base with licks and kisses, taking turns sucking and blowing on it as they drowned it with a generous shower of their saliva. The taste and scent making their brains drown with pleasure as they even made sure to give his balls just as much attention, his groans and gasps of ectasy music to their ears as they deepthroated his shaft. Their pussies gushing through their silk panties in anticipation of this oral preview of the action they'd soon be getting from the sturdy himbo, thighs becoming sticky and soaked with their warm nectar.

Patricia:"Oooooh fuuuck yeah, sweetie if this goes wild enough I think I might be giving you a new little brother or sister in the future...."*The rowdy BBW MILf rabbit declared as she bounced and rode on Kirishima's cock cowgirl style. Her pussy finding the experience of his length and girth filling it even better than anticipated, as her juicy furry ass jiggled with every impact. Her now braless tits bouncing hypnotically as Lola groped and played with herself, biting her lip erotically as she waited for her turn. Kirishima gritting his shark teeth as his hands firmly held onto the thick, juicy single mama's hips.*

Lola:"AAaahhn, so much better than beating and rubbing one out in the bathroom, right cutie? How long you wanted this? Be honest, I'm sure it's hot..."*The spunky, fesity rabbit babe quipped sensually, her husky voice filling the room with moans as she found Kirishima getting a little more assertive, abrasive even to the delight of her and her mother. Bouncing on his lap as she found his hands on her well toned bubbly ass, her tits rubbing against his pecs, fur against skin as they conducted a seated lotus position. Tongue dancing with his in a sloppy kiss as Patricia laid a few feet from them on the bed regaining her strength from some mindnumbing orgasms as her pussy overflowed with a generous load of cream. The bombshell thinking there was no doubt their stud would also wind up making Patricia a grandmother if their himbo bull kept up such a pace and output.

It was certainly the case as Kirishima found himself going full primal caveman on the mother daughter rabbit duo, unleashing and venting days of pent up frustration and teasing. Yet also relishing their kinky desire to be so willing to give themselves to him like this as he unleashed the extent of his sexual experience, prowess and virility upon them. Going from taking them in turns to two on one much to their delight of course as it seems the duo had quite a very close boind to be so open to something right out of one of Mineta's porn video collection. The grapehead would no dout be hating the hardhead so bad right now or want to be him one way or another.

The luxury suite of Patricia and Lola's bedroom was a symphony of eroticism, echoing howls and moans of passion making sweet music with the rhythm of muscular skin slapping and pounding against furry, sexy skin. The now fully nude mother and daughter duo experiencing the Red Riot stamina machine first hand as their studly bodyguard seemed deadset on taking them to SatisfactionAvenue and back again even though this was supposed to be about rewarding him for such a job well done. Such a chivalrous gentleman even when it came to sex, the guy was a keeper!! And they loved it!!

From fucking one of them doggy style or missionary as they ate the other out, to laying atop one another as they made out while he pumped and thrust in turn into or in between their sloppy, hot pussies. To utilising his 1% trick just when it seemed like he was hitting his limit as he continued to make a veritable threesome kama-sutra with the bunny duo but little did they know he pretty much mre or less had done so with Mina and Maya. To say nothing of the thrill of taking it from anal style or having their heads hang off the edge of the bed as he would facefuck them or the feel of his pulsing cock as they gave him a titfuck, especially in tandem. But naturally it had to be when he came inside of them that they enjoyed the most, the primal thrill of feeling like there was no doubt this stud was going to be their breeding bull.

Little did this kinky threesome know of course was their stalker problem had just wound up resolving itself. Around the time that Kirishima had gotten the text to come to their bedroom, the twisted freak had located the hotel they were staying at and had rigged up a climbing harness. Making his way up to where their suite was located only to come upon their window just in time to see the double team blowjob the mother and daughter pair were giving their Red Riot stud. His brain having a breakdown to find his the objects of his twisted affection in the midst of sexual activity with some rando, it was too much for him to comprehend. But soon as they started doing the deed all the way, the delusional deviant's brain proceeded to stop working as the shock overwhelmed him.

It was enough to make him loose the grasp on his rig and harness, causing him to fall and land in the Olympic sized swimming pool of the hotel with a big splash. Naturally the security staff had been called and proceeded to call the police and some pros when they found the jackass' gearbag which was loaded with all sorts of incriminating evidence such as his secret photoes of Lola and Patricia and journals loaded with details like their work and personal routines. Mina and Maya had been among the heroes called, having arrived with the pros they were currently interning with as they secretly checked their phones, seeing the secret stream Lola was sending them. Leave it to their stud to cuck and ntr some prick stalker, such was the natural order of the world, you always get what you deserve.

They definitely needed to remember to thank Mirko for recommending their man to be her relatives' bodyguard, just as much as Lola was sure to thank them for the permission. After all what kind of girlfriends would they be keeping a sex god like their man to themselves? Naturally they'd need to check up on them and let them know the stalker issue had been sorted out. That is after the mother and daughter finished expressing their appreciation and gratitude to their chivalrous bodyguard, it was only polite not to blueball and clamblock them after all.

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optimistic-dinosaur-nacho · 4 years

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Impress Me

Jake Jensen x Single Mom!Reader

Warnings: Language, Porn Mentions (Use of MILF) Summary: All you wanted was to go to your daughter’s soccer game and an couple of assholes took their damn time to get rid of their abnormally large hummer. The driver happened to be a bit attractive and end up your way again.

Nothing like a nice Jake Jensen fic for all you beautiful people out there!

This is a true story that happened yesterday, the guy parked like an asshole with a large hummer and to tell you, our town is not a big place so there is no point on driving a large vehicle to show off chicks. It ain’t cool.

Unless you’re Jake Jensen and/or Chris Evans

You were rushing around the house, searching every room for the item that had been missing since. Your daughter, Ava, couldn’t stop asking for it. It was important for her game. “Mom, have you found them yet?” She shouts from the living room. You groan at her last and final shout as you lifted yourself up from looking under the bed.

“No, Ava!” You sighed, “You sure you didn’t leave them at grandma’s house?” Your sister comes in and she already had your daughter’s duffel bag. “The game doesn’t start in another hour. You can stop at the sports shop and get new cleats.”

You groan and turn to see your daughter and sister. “Okay. Sweetheart, I’m gonna grab you new ones, okay?”

Ava pouts, “But I loved those shoes.”

You roll your eyes, “Ava, just this one time, okay? After this, we can call grandma. Do you remember what size you got?” Your sister looks at you strangely while your daughter crosses her arms, “As a mom, shouldn’t you know that?”

You nod awkwardly and turned, “Yeah, um, Liz, can you take her there? I’ll meet you guys there.” Your sister nods and reaches for your daughter, “Come on, Ava. Let’s go.” Your daughter follows your sister out and you let out a sigh. Taking another look in every room, searching every crevice and no sign of your daughters shoes.

And they were neon yellow shoes, you could’ve saw them anywhere with the bright highlight.

With that said, you took your keys and hopped in the car. Luckily the sports shop was not that far from the field where your daughter would be playing at. Your sister kept you updated that Ava’s shoes weren’t in her car or the bag. You knew they had to be at your mom’s house.

Maybe at your ex-husband’s house. Shit. Not long ago, you filed the papers. It was nothing involved with your daughter. You both started to fade apart. He wasn’t rude or a penniless guy. There was something you both knew it wasn’t gonna keep up.

Especially for Ava, you both shut down for some reason.

After that, you had custody for Ava but she always visited her father 5 times a month. Soccer was coming from her dad. He taught her everything and he signed her up for soccer. He still supported her. You liked him for that.

He came to games if he could. His work always got to him, but he always made plans for Ava. You just never saw yourself having a future with him no more. But for Ava. Of course.

You pulled into the parking lot just in front of the store, seeing people go in and out of it as you rummaged in your bag for your card and you lifted your sunglasses on top of your head.

You stepped out and rushed in, asking the worker where the soccer shoes were, he happily took you over. Shin guards, soccer balls, jersey’s, you found the cleats just on the end. You almost bump into a couple of men in the aisle. One of them let out a ‘woah’.

“Sorry,” You say kindly, the man grins, “You’re good, ma’am.” The three other men, one wore a cowboy hat, one with a grey beard but looked intimidating and a taller man who look twice as much. A woman happened to be with them as well.

“Pooch,” The beard man says as you raced down the hall, the man turns, “What?” The two men shook their heads at the guy. “Have you guys seen Jensen?” You ignore their conversation and searched the right size of shoes. You spot the ones that looked like your daughter’s.

You reached up and take them in hand, immediately running back to the cashier. You reached for your phone and see a text from your sister. They’re already stretching on the field. You groan and did all your swiping and pin code. Not taking your receipt, you ran out the door.

Coming to a stop once you met the front of your car, you groan.

A hummer parked next to yours. “How am I-?” You throw your arms up and sighed. You hear someone come by and they head to the hummer. “Excuse me,” You ask, the man turns and jerks his chin up. “Yeah?”

You point, “Is this your hummer?”

The man turns to the large car and nods, “Yeah?” You point toward your car, this time, “I can’t get in my car. Can you park somewhere else?” The man walks up to meet your side and see the problem. He then points, “I’m in the line, so I don’t think it’s a problem. Just squeeze through. You look small enough to do it.”

You gawk at him, “Excuse me?”

The man holds his hands up, “Sorry. Just hop in your passenger seat and slide in-”

“Just move the damn hummer!” You say, the man laughs and reached for his chest. “I have friends inside, can you just wait for a couple minutes. They’ll be out in a second.”

“I’m in a rush! My daughter has a game!”

He nods, “I can see that. I can go grab my friends and I’ll move the hummer.” You would’ve kicked the front of his car, pull the crowbar that hadn’t been used for a situation like this from your trunk and go psycho. All you could do was throw your arm up, “Fine. Asshole.” You walk to your passenger side and threw your purse in the back.

You start to lean in till you lifted your head up to look at him again, “You know, this town doesn’t feel impressed by your huge ass vehicle. It just makes you more of an asshole.”

The man puts his hands on his hips and quirks a grin, “I wasn’t trying to impress anyone. But I’m glad you kept me informed about it.” You hopped in the passenger seat and would’ve been in the most awkward situation when the man watched you slide your ass into the driver’s seat.

You sighed heavily, turning on your car and stared at the man. You look down to the center console and saw your drink. Your eyes lifted up to him.

You rolled your window down and grabbed your cup. “Hey, asshole!” You called out, the man and held the cup out. “How’s this to impress you?” The man’s face drops when you open the lid.

“No, wait-!” You dump the drink over the side of his hummer and you threw the cup on the floor of your car and pulled out. The man reaches for his head and drops them to look at you. You didn’t look back. But hell, did it feel good. Never in your life ever stood up like that for an asshole. But why the heck did he look good?

He groans to see the liquid drip down the side of the hummer as his friends come out.

“Hey, Jensen, you ready-? Woah, what happened here?” Pooch asks, seeing the spill on the door. Roque sighs, “Who’d you piss off this time?” He asks, Jensen shook his head and opens the door. “Just shut up, we’re gonna be late for my niece’s game.”

The group look at each other and gave questioned looks before jumping in.

“Mom!” Ava calls, you rush over to her and sat her down. “Here, let me help,” You got down on your knee and began to slip on her new shoes, tying them and making sure they were a perfect fit. You thanked God they did. Ava grins, “Thanks, mama.”

You grin and nod, “You’re welcome. Now, go have fun.” Ava smiles, jumping onto her feet to head on the field with her team. Her pink jersey with the number 5, you loved seeing her in her jersey. She sometimes wore it around the house and knew how passion for soccer.

You always saw your ex-husband in her.

Somewhere in the bleachers, someone was bursting out in laughter before slapping the man’s shoulder beside them. “You pissed off a woman for not moving the hummer? You really are a dick-”

“Hey, some people should be able to use that rock in their head that they call a brain,” Jensen says, glaring at Pooch. Cougar leans over, “Roque’s right, though. You really made a dick move.”

Jensen shakes his head, turning to the field to see his niece out in her pink jersey with the Petunias. He sees another girl run for the group and playfully tackles his neice making him grin. His eyes seemed to follow where the girl had ran from, seeing a familiar woman on the sideline.

“Shit,” He grits.

Pooch turns, “What’s up, now?” Jensen leans back a bit and inhales, “She’s here.” All three men, Pooch, Roque and Cougar look around. “Oh, shit! Where? Is she cute? Hot?” Pooch asks.

Cougar used his binoculars and spots her. “Hey, she’s the girl Pooch was flirting with.” Pooch glares, “What? I was not! Give me that!” He snatches the binoculars and looks down. “Oh yeah...” He says, seeing you walk up to the bleachers.

“That’s her?” Pooch asks, staring at Jensen who shook his head. “What a coincidence that her daughter is friend’s with my niece.” Roque pats Jensen’s back like a proud man, “A mom? Is she single?” Jensen grimaces at him. Pooch cackles, “Ah-ha! This man got himself a MILF-!”

“Can you guys shut up? We’re at a kids game!” Jensen shouts, the parents around the group glare at them, causing all of them to shut up for a second. Jensen leans back to the boys, “I don’t know if she’s single. What I do know is that you all are thinking the wrong thing.”

Roque chuckles, “You turned red the second you saw her-”

“You know, I’m gonna move down,” Jensen began to stand up and move while Roque grabs him before he could. “Ah-ah. No, you aren’t. You’re watching her,” He says, Jake shakes his head. “I’m not watching her. What do you think I am, a freak?”

“Be sure to wave,” Roque waves over to you and Jensen turns to see your face look over and he immediately leans back. “Roque, dammit!” He grits. Luckily you don’t notice Roque waving as you turned away and spoke to your sister. Pooch purrs, “Ooh. She’s got a friend.”

“Guys, can you cut that out. The game is about to start.”

You sigh in relief and watched your daughter run to the sideline with her group. Your sister turns to you, “What’s up with you?” You turn to her and furrowed your brows. “What?”

She grins, “Look, your daughter’s out there and that Hummer asshole is not gonna bother you anymore. Just let it go.” You shook your head and saw that the game began to start. With that, you quietly watched the game and cheered when the Petunias made a goal.

Halfway through the game, the Petunias were in the lead. Ava was on a roll and you were proud of her. The other team looked defeated but the kids were all tired. You were sure Ava was tired as well.

You watched as Ava took the ball from the other team causing you to jump up. “Yes!” You shout, “Go baby!” You watched as the other girl beside her runs to her side.

Roque touched Jensen’s shoulder and pointed, “Look.” Jensen turns to you on your feet, cheering. Jensen looked out to the field and saw what had to be your kid. She had the ball, but then he noticed his niece run up and collides with your daughter. “Oh!” His boys all say loudly as the two girls fall on the field.

Jensen stands up, “I gotta-Hey!” Your sister stands up as you rush down the bleachers to your daughter on the ground. The coach blows her whistle. “Ava! Hey, are you okay?” You asked, your daughter nods while you look to the other girl.

Number 21.

“Hey, sweetie, you alright?” You hear clamoring behind you, a man runs up to what may be his kid. “Hey, you alright?” He asks, he lifts up his head to see you. Your sister runs up, “Excuse me? Your daughter needs to watch where she runs-” You stammer toward your sister yelling. Jensen furrows his brows, “She was trying to help! The field is slippery, I saw her slip.”

“Liz-”

“Well, tell your daughter to watch her footing,” Your sister grabs your daughter’s shoulder and guides her to the bench. “She’s my niece, actually,” Jensen adds. You watched him as he nods once, “Hi. Nice to see you again.” You turn away and followed your sister to have Ava sit down for the rest of the game.

Jensen checked on his niece and made it back to his friends, Clay was laughing. “Wow, that was a scene to watch.” Pooch cackles, “Her sister was feisty. What’d she say?” He asks. Jensen sits down and looks over to you and your daughter.

Going back to watch the game. Luckily the Petunias had won and Ava was feeling a bit better after she hit her head pretty hard. With enough water, you took your daughter’s gear and packed it up.

You settled Ava in the back of your car, “Wait, mom,” She says, stopping you from closing the door. You nod, “What’s wrong?”

“I forgot my bottle at the bench,” She says. You look over to the field, seeing a couple of people leaving and packing up. You gave her a nod, “I’ll go look for it. The air is on so you can stay cool. I’ll be back.” Ava nods as you closed the door and made your way back to the field.

Everyone seemed to be gone and emptied the field for you to be able to search for a bright blue bottle.

You checked the bench where you last sat, you peer up on the bleachers to see water bottles, other things but not your daughter’s water bottle. You sighed till someone spoke up.

“I’m assuming you’re looking for this,” A familiar voice said, you turn to see the hot blonde guy you dumped your whole drink on his hummer. He grins, eyes squinting from the sun shining in his face. “Your daughter is number 5, I saw her little name on the bottom of the bottle with her number. I thought I’d have to chase you or meet you at another game.”

You take the bottle into your hand and grinned slightly, “Thank you.”

He shoves his hands in his pockets and you held the bottle tight in your hands. He nods, “Not trying to impress you with my charms, this is just being nice for you. You seem kind of out of it today.”

“Yeah, I-...” You shake your head, “I’m sorry I dumped my drink over your car. I was just stressed from the past week and-”

He lifts his hand up, “It’s all right. I understand. I know a thing or two about chasing soccer gear for family.”

You grinned, “She’s your niece?” Jake turns to his niece down the field with his buds all cheering for her, he nods. “Yeah, my sister is on a business trip. I know how passionate my niece is with soccer. Your daughter is one tough player. She took the hit like no other. I’d see them cry after.”

You smiled, “Yeah, well, she gets it from her father.” Jensen didn’t notice a man with you during the game. Was he the type to not make it? So much for making a move by Roque’s advice to apologize and ask you out.

“Didn’t make it?” He asked.

You peer up at him in question. He lowers his head, “Sorry.” You look down at your daughter’s bottle and sighed. “He only sees her 5 times a month.” Jensen glances up to you again. “Makes it to a couple games and he spends time with her on the field to practice,” You say.

Jensen nods and turns to see his friends were gone. He turns back to you and grins, “Can I take you back to your car?” You didn’t know this side of this guy. And hell, you felt even more bad on how this guy was nice but can be such an asshole sometimes.

He was like no other.

You agreed and walked back to the lot with him, “The name’s Jensen, by the way. Jake Jensen,” He says, you look over, “My friends call me by my last but you don’t have to.”

You pull the corner of your lip and nodded, “I’ll decide on it.” Jake smiles at you and the two of you look forward to see the same hummer beside your car. Just like last time. Jensen curses under his breath. Roque opens the driver door and peaks out. “Aye, Jensen, what took you so long?” He asks, a huge grin forming on his lips. Jake turns to you to see the silent glare as he nods, “I’ll move the hummer this time.” You grin.

“You better.”

You watch as he rushes over to the front seat, pushing Roque into the back. He rolls his window down and pulls out, giving you the chance to hop in your car. With a small grin, you opened your car door. Jensen grins, “You know, if you really wanted to impress me, you find the day to go out!” He says.

You lightly laugh and shook your head. “I’ll see you at the next game, Hummer boy.” Jensen rolls the window back up with a smile as you hopped in your car. Your daughter completely confused.

“Who was that?” You turned on your car with a small smile, “A new friend.” Ava leans back in her seat and looks out the window, nodding. “I like him.” You hear from her, causing you to look in the rear view mirror to see her eyes look out the window. You then pull out.

“You asked out a single mom?” Pooch asks, he pats Jensen’s shoulder, “Way to go, man!”

“Hummer boy? Looks like someone’s got a nickname,” Roque laughs making everyone in the car laugh. Jensen shakes his head, “It was a joke, now shut up, I’m driving.” Through the rest of the day, his buds teased him, pushed him around like he was the young guy in the group.

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some of my twilight hcs

just so y’all know I really only care about the wolfpack but I do Cullen things if y’all wanna see that.

Imprinting. Is. Not. Slavery. We. Do. Not. Like. That. Stephanie. You. White. Supremacist.

Yet it exists in my twiworld, because I’m a Hopless Romantic™️ and a maladaptive daydreamer. Instead of the slavery our good friend, Supremacist Stephanie, came up with—there’s still free will. Considering (in the Twilight universe, this is not a thing in real Quileute culture. If you haven’t already, I suggest doing a quick google search on the tribe to learn just how much Smeyer sucks.) the old Quileutes could project their spirits out of their bodies, and that the pack are spirit-warriors, wouldn’t it make sense to have a soulmate? The person who’s spirit is most compatible with your spirit would be your imprint. It’s not an inherent love for the imprintee, but a want to be around and protect. I’d like to think this goes along with Billy’s theory, that imprinting makes a wolf stronger, by giving the wolf something to fight for.

Considering Breaking Dawn was an acid trip, Leah was really able to focus on controlling her temper. She found an outlet doing yoga, wood carving, painting, and pretty much any creative outlet she could get her hands on. She learned how to do traditional basket weaving and her and Emily have (nearly) matching jingle dresses.

Later in life, she backpacks across Europe with her best bud, Embry. In Verona, she imprints on a smug, Mike Newton-but-better, Italian guy (I’ve been developing him in my head far longer than I’ve known about Gay Leah ok i’m new to tumblr don’t @ me). Leah finds out his name is Dante Del Conte and laughs for 20 minutes.

For years, Leah thought she would never feel romantic love again. It was more a personal choice, she had forgiven Sam and Emily, but it still sucked, she didn’t want to risk it again. But when this wannabe Pauly D (jersey shore reference ayyyye) with a goofy smile and calls her stupid names like Bellissima, Carina, and Dolcezza, Leah giggles like a schoolgirl. (I have a half finished fic that I stopped writing bc I got depressed but wanna finish, so lemme know if that’s something I should do lol)

Paul still imprints on Rachel Black (y’all pretty sure she’s in her twenties so...Smeyer what the heck?), but they don’t get together. They’re best friends and bond over this one thing more anything else:

WOMEN.

Rachel Black is a raging homosexual and Paul has raging boner 98% of the time. He learns to hoe from her. Jacob has walked in onthem, Rachel with one of those long pointer thingies, standing in front of a white board with a surprisingly well drawn coochie diagram and Paul sitting, cross legged, on the floor with Kim’s study supplies, eargerly awaiting her instructions. Jacob died in his jorts.

Paul speaks Spanish and part of his family still lives in Durango, Mexico (shoutout to my distant cousins lmao). He uses Spanish to wow women and talk crap to Bella’s face.

Speaking of Jacob, he only wears jorts. he is a jort only wearer. in 2020 he’s still making diy jorts. He may have money considering he now runs his own auto repair shop along with Embry, Seth, Sam, and Emily (she’s handy) but hecan’t give them up. Fashion Queen Billy Black has called him a domestic terrorist for putting his eyesight through Jort-Seeing.

He doesn’t imprint, but he does meet a lovely lady from the Makah reservation. He falls in love organically and has a big, big family because twins run in both lines. He is exhausted.

HE’S THE BEST DAD EVER AND HIS BABIES ALL HAVE BABY JORTS. HE PROPOSES BY TURNING AROUND, IN JORTS WITH THE WORDS ‘MARRY ME’ ACROSS THE BOOTY AND THROWS IT BACK TO BRUNO MARS MARRY ME.

fyi his sweethearts name is Melody and She’s My Baby™️. Fic coming soon.

Seth imprints on me. I literally have a 43 page google doc fic bout it that will never see the light of day and is ongoing

Ok but actually. Sethy boy imprints on a girl from the Philippines. (I’m filipino so uh...had to do it 🤷🏻‍♀️ pinoy pride ma dudes. the rest isn’t my shameless self insert I promise) He kind of panicks because holy shit it’s happening.

Everything ends up going really smoothly. They compliment each other nicely. Seth speaks horrid tagalog to her family and always forgets to add po.

so ik Seth is a sunshine boy, but he actually has pretty bad depression? He doesn’t see himself as all that. For a long time he was kind of cyncical, but one day he made the decision to work on being a good person. It ended up actually working! He’s now Ceo of the company of good peopleness.

Once he’s done phasing he becomes a paramedic. Seth loves to help people and is naturally a protector. Whenever he can, he’s fixing cars with Jake at the garage for some extra cash because he likes to spoil his mother. It’s a way of showing how thankful he is and how sorry he is for giving her heart attacks as a kid. rip harry.

Sam and Emily are both heavily involved in the tribe. The both of them are trying to revive the Quileute language and actively work with the youth.

Embry gets a degree in law. He imprints on the cute girl next to him in class.

His imprint is an imprint of color (specifically Nepali and Black) and the both of them work on getting poc who were wrongly convicted out back on the streets. He’s wildly successful and is able to get Tiffany a better house.

Him and his mom have such a good relationship. He’s a total mommies boy and while he was actively phasing, he felt terrible for the way he treated her.

Tiffany’s a milf and Brady loves her. Embry has broken his ribs for this.

Quil and Collin? Gay. not for each other, but their gay. Quil’s Collin’s gay mentor i don’t make the rules.

I’m tired so imma sleep now.

AND JARED IS A LOVEABLE IDIOT WHO RELIES ON HIS EPIC BUISNESS WIFE KIM WHO SPEAKS MULTIPLE LANGUAGES AND IS CHANGING THE WOLRD BYE

#twilight #twilight headcanon #seth clearwater #leah clearwater #jacob black #embry call #twilight wolf pack #ill be back to curse this cite

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OK it's long... .. TL;DR I got drunk and hooked up in front of a friend while he jacked off his big cock. http://ift.tt/RaXZOc For starters, hubby is the only man who has seen me naked, and he's the only guy I've seen naked. I've only ever even kissed him to put it into scope. So on NYE, hubby and myself got drunk with an old friend we've known for years, he was from out of town, and was staying with us. When we got back from the bar, we were all smashed. We decided to watch some Netflix on the couch, and smoke a bowl. Hubby and I were on one couch under the covers, and his friend was on the couch next to us. Well hubby and I start feeling each other up and pulling things out. I was slowly stroking him and he was rubbing me. The room was dark with just the glow from the tv, and we were all really really drunk. I'm not normally this way, but something got into me. I was super horny, and his friend was so still and silent, he had to have been passed out or somhow not even there anymore. Hubby started fingering me at my g spot and kissing my neck to the point where I stopped thinking clearly, and got a little louder lol. He had my dress up around my waist, and my top pulled down with my tits out, but we were under the covers still. We're hardcore into it at this point, and I'm feeling so horny just grinding on my hubby's hard cock, and he was rubbing all over me. Without even thinking, just like always, I stand up and pull my dress off. forced by milf I get my panties unbunched from being pushed to the side, and pull them down. Then unclasp the bra thats been pulled down around my waist. I give hubby the I'm gonna fuck your brains out face while standing there naked. I grab my tits and rub one hand up my neck and hair, and rub the other hand down my side in between my thighs. I turn to show him some booty then it hits me. I didn't even remember his friend was staying with us on the couch ft away. I looked over for a spit second in the darkness, and there he is staring at me completely naked. I jump over to the couch and yell something like,"omg I forgot" and grab for the blanket. Hubby just laughs the whole time. I yelled at him for letting me embarrass my self like that. I said to him "like wtf you don't care he just saw me ?!" And of course then hubby being the gentlemen he is says, he didn't care, and laughed while jokingly saying , "let him watch!" and "you have nothing to worry about" and I heard our friend chime in with something like "no no you're so sexy" w.e. I heard hubby say "aww man" and they both start laughing. I'm pretty sure they just saw each others cocks. It wasn't until hubby was saying "he didn't care" that I even had the courage to poke my head out of the covers and look at our friend. I was so embarrassed. Then I finally get a look at him... Right when I hear hubby say "let him watch", I see his friend's hands holding his cock. Now I've only seen hubby's dick outside of porn online. This was the first new dick I had seen. He had both hands on it and I could still see more of it. It looked like a giant cucumber or zucchini. Now hubby isn't small, maybe a good banana lol but this was insane. It looked as thick as a soda can... I was in shock and embarrassed at this point, but I mean I was still wet and horny from hubby fingering me seconds before. I guess I was flattered he thought I was sexy enough to get hard. He kept saying nice things like "you have such a perfect body" or "you have nothing to worry about I'd never judge you". He said something like "look you can see me" and I quickly was like "you aren't kidding lol" Hubby was then like "Jesus dude, you gotta hide that thing" jokingly like he didn't want me to see it. Hubs knew I'd be impressed lol Now, I'm normally a very conservative quite girl. He's the nd person to ever see me nude and the only other dick I've seen. I locked eyes with hubby's friend as he jacked off his huge dick. I looked over at hubby with an evil smirk, then back to his friend, stood up, and then dropped the blanket. I could tell hubby was worried but turned on and most of all suprised. I stood there naked for a second and kinda rubbed my tits and all over my body. I kinda did that hair flip dancers do, and turned towards hubby. They are both ear to ear smiling. I straddled hubby, and put my tits in his face. Stuck my ass and wet kitty out. I kissed the head of his cock with my kitty lips, then stood up again and turned around. I sat down on hubby's cock reverse cow girl on the couch facing his friend's big dick. It was so hot seeing another guy get off to us. He had such a thick cock it made this loud slap on his leg. It was hot milfs. I kept fucking hubby, backing my booty up on him mature lady big ass and touching my self all over. His friend was beating it basically in my face. I would lean forward towards our friends cock like i was gonna touch it. It was basically inches from my head and tits while I was blowing him kisses and moaning from hubby's cock. Then I would lean back against hubby on his cock reverse cowgirl, reach back and pull his head close. Moan out loud dirty things to both of them like, "I wanna be a dirty little slut tonight" and "I know you're gonna fill me with some cum tonight", or "god I love it deep, go deeper honey, strech me out deep baby". I really don't like his friend physically, but his cock is just so god dam big. I never hooked up with his friend, just let him jerk off his monster of a dick lol Hubby came in me and I stood up with it leaking down my leg. His friend still waving his big dick around. I started to get ready to go get cleaned up and his friend was like "wait wait, I need to finish." I looked at hubby like, what do I do?, and hubby looks at me like "I guess go for it". I could tell he was worried for me to have a new guy. I said to our friend, "I'll let you watch me take a shower if that helps" Of course the boys jumped up and followed me upstairs. They took turns in the bathroom with me. I showered, while they stood in the room jerking off out of the shower watching me. When it was our friends turn, I leaned in with my tits all soapy and said "your cock is the biggest I've ever seen, and I would die trying to fit it in me" Yeah that did it for him lol He came on my soapy tits and then hubby came in to do the same except I blew hubby. So it's the day after, hubs and I haven't really talked about it much. It's kinda the elephant in the room. I think we're gonna have him over again soon. Hubby just said it was alot of fun, and he just wants me to be happy any way possible. I asked if he cared if I hooked up with our friend, and he just said I can do anything or anyone as long as he is there... . 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