#mir talks

[hibiscera]

I’m so obsessed with the scythe doopliss concept art. bro thinks he’s scarecrow.

#mir talks

[sk8rwillie]

not me scrolling through drafts from literally two years ago that i have an old willex fic idea i wrote but would of y’all wanna read it is my question lmao

#mir talks #willex #it’s like from 2021 😭 #just writer things #jatp

[maxivermismind]

In case anyone is wondering how the worm from that post is doing, this weekend I bought him to my convention table and dedicated my tip jar to his future. 💖🐛

#Mir talks

[mirainawen]

running away to texas cancelled. people said: we gonna get this woman some support.

afgsfhjgsa FINE.

#also can't run away to texas my abuser is still allowed to run free and in tact by all and sundry including my mom #i am. so tired. #mal was like: hey. i'm proud of you. #i'm like: cool. still feel like shit though. #mir talks

[phoenixwwitch]

would just like to say that your 22nd birthday should be like promoted by taylor swift because my birthday is today and i’m 22 and i can’t stop thinking about her song

#please help #it’s been like 4 hours #but anyways it’s my birthday today lol #and being 22 feels weird but also not weird- can i explain it? no #mir talks

[margravity]

i miss mass effect multiplayer. i miss sniping enemies before my teammates could get the kills on them. i miss them getting annoyed at me. i don’t miss them just making them feel bad tbh

#mir talks

[sleepyeule]

They’re gossiping :)

awee they're on a date🥺

#mir is prolly shit talking about someone fjghjkfd #for me

[post-it-notes7]

strike a pose

#mir dragato #mir falspar #Kirby right back at ya #galaxy soldier army #post's art gallery #mir falspar could benefit from talking about his feelings more often #unfortunately he'll probably die (again) before that happens

[teecupangel]

Au where Desmond is a dragon, looking like an apple of eden, and going around through the times 'saving' things, aka changing Canon history so no good people die, like kadar/malik/sef/auditore family/Connor's tribe. He can speak telepathically, has some sort of breath attack (doesn't have to be fire, could be anything) and of course flies. And while he saves anyone, he is loyal to the 'protagonist' Assassin most (altair, ezio, Connor, etc)

It would be symbolic for Desmond to have a sunlight-type breath attack. It doesn’t spew actual fire but a beam of white light as bright as the sun and has the same temperature as the solar flare that he died to save the world from.

Desmond has no idea what the hell it is or how it works so he just calls it his ‘laser beam’ because it looks like a laser to him.

Also… you say dragon and the first two things I thought of are “oh god, Desmond’s hoard is gonna be all the important stuff in AC lore” and…

You know what would be funny?

If Desmond has this urge, this itch, this need so ingrained into his dragon self to…

Kidnap the AC protagonists.

Because dragons are well known to kidnap princesses and a brave knight going on an adventure to save these damsel in distresses are simply part of human culture by now.

Just imagine…

Malik, after having lost a rock-paper-scissor contest, having to be the one to ‘save’ Altaïr from the fierce dragon that destroyed Solomon’s Temple just to burrow deep into the strange place where the Ark had been, incinerating Robert and his lackies before they could kill Kadar then taking off with both the Ark and an angry Altaïr shouting to put him down or he’ll skin his lizard skin. When he get to the supposed dragon lair, Altaïr is just in the middle of the hoard, reading an old book, with a large dragon curled around him, purring like a cat… a large cat with a purr that makes the entire cave shake slightly. Malik just staring at Altaïr with a ‘why aren’t you trying to escape???’ and Altaïr just going “Malik, good, you’re here. I’ve found letters and journals that says Al Mualim has betrayed us. Here.” Altaïr throws a bag at him, making Desmond grumble in displeasure which he just rolls his eyes as he said “We’ll get you something shiny. I’m sure the Templars have something in Arsuf.” and Malik is just “WHAT???”.

And that is how the legend of a dragon underneath Masyaf is born. It is said it guards the most prized treasures and knowledge in the entire world.

… It should. The Levantine Brotherhood had to be careful in transferring all of Desmond’s hoard or they’d get an ear-piercing howl equivalent of “FRAGILE, HANDLE WITH CARE!”

And the most annoying part is that they all know Desmond can talk to them telepathically. He just prefers to howl whenever he wants to be annoying.

The next one to be ‘kidnapped’ is Ezio and Ezio doesn’t need any dashing knight to save him. No, no. He got Desmond to just stay in the Sanctuary (which was made to be just as big as his home in Masyaf before because the Brotherhood had decided all secret lairs must have a basement as big as that… just in case the legendary dragon decides to visit or stay a while…) by promising to bring him as many shinies as he can.

Claudia is his favorite Auditore though because she figured a dragon would be a better guard for their money than a bank. Also, Desmond is okay with getting funds for any reconstructions or buildings Ezio wants to do because Ezio gives him more shinies which meant that they also have extra emergency money if they needed it.

And he managed to destroy the Papal Army in a matter of minutes. Sure, that meant Rome was left defenseless and the Borgias became known as the family that got Rome destroyed and sacked but… weeellll… at least Monteriggioni later became an independent state which is nice?

Edward found him… sorta by accident. He heard the tales of the legendary golden white dragon, of course. Of how it hoards the greatest most priceless riches in the entire world. But, by his time, everyone believed it to be a legend. Only those coming from Italy and Levant truly believed the legend. But Edward did ‘find’ a certain journal that talks about it from the headquarters of the Assassins that Mary took him to. So he went out to find this supposed dragon hoard and… well… he got captured on the way to the hoard.

In his damn ship no less.

The dragon just swooped right in and taken Edward from the helm, much to the surprise of his crew.

Adéwalé was the only one of his crew that had the heart to try and find him. He found Edward pinned to a very large hoard by one huge dragon hand and Adéwalé realized what Edward had been doing when he heard, “Alright, alright! I’m sorry! I won’t try to pocket anything anymore! Promise! Yes, I know this is my third promise today but I’m serious this time!”

Shay had heard the legends of the dragon but never saw it. Until Lisbon… When he got to the location where the POE was… the dragon was there, curled around it.

It told him that this POE was unstable and touching it would cause an earthquake that would destroy whatever was above them and Shay just went…

Alrighty then. He isn’t going to argue with the dragon of legends that can talk directly to his mind.

If Achilles still wants to take the POE, he can take it himself.

Achilles heard and believed the stories of the dragon, of course, so if the dragon says that then yeah… better order Shay to find all the other POEs in the manuscript and make sure they remain untouched for as long as possible then.

Desmond chills in the Grand Temple during Ratonhnhaké:ton’s time. His laser beam incinerates everything but does not have to give out any kind of flame at all so he can use it without worrying about accidentally causing forest fires which is nice. Desmond ‘kidnapped’ Ratonhnhaké:ton when he was a child but he let him go anyway so Ratonhnhaké:ton just started visiting him before he could kidnap him. The villagers believe that this means Ratonhnhaké:ton has been chosen by the dragon and it’s a chill dragon that’s only main problem is it likes to hoard feathers for some reason and that agitates all the other birds in the area.

Charles Lee… Charles Lee didn’t live too long in this one.

Also, Ratonhnhaké:ton doesn’t need a ship. He has a dragon!

Arno got captured by the dragon early on. The most embarrassing part was that the ‘knight’ who came to rescue him?

The pretty redhaired de la Serre girl he didn’t even know the name of.

And. It. Kept. Happening.

It’s gotten to the point that his father would check the dragon’s liar first if he can’t find his son and Uncle Pierre has started calling him ‘dragon bait’. He honestly preferred being called pisspot.

“Maybe this time you can finally ask her what her name is.”

“Shut up, Desmond.”

Jayadeep had to be the one to ‘save’ Jacob and Evie from the dragon that ‘kidnapped’ them. He knew the dragon had a liar underneath London and Henry had actually talked to the dragon twice now. He liked to be called Desmond and he was the same dragon as the one in the legends so he thought it wouldn’t take a long time for him to ask Desmond to give the twins back.

Unfortunately…

“Please, Evie, we need to go-”

“Just a few more minutes!” (gasp) “This is the first edition of the-”

“I found the rum! Lots of it! Hey, Desmond, can you get drunk?!”

“And this is the actual journal of Leonardo da Vinci, best known as an ally of our Brotherhood and- oh. Oh. Oooohhh… there’s a lot of nude sketches of a man in this one.”

“Where?! Trade you for a casket of rum?!”

“I thought you wanted to get Desmond drunk?”

“Right! Come on, Desmond. Let’s try and see if you can get drunk!”

Jayadeep sighed and left the hoard.

He’ll try again tomorrow.

#desmond as a dragon #desmond likes shinies and kidnapping assassins #sometimes he just likes to chill in his hoard #assassin's creed #desmond miles #altaïr ibn la'ahad #ezio auditore #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #edward kenway #shay cormac #arno dorian #jacob frye #evie frye #elise de la serre #technically she's talked about #henry green #jayadeep mir #adewale #malik al sayf #claudia auditore #ask and answer #fic idea: assassin's creed #teecup writes/has a plot

[der-gefallene-engel]

Ich will das du mir sagst, was dich am Ende des Tages am meisten Belastet

#rede mit mir #ich bin da #höre dir zu #liebe #allein #schmerz #vermissen #einsam #liebeskummer #gedanken #trauer #ich liebe dich #beziehung #night talks #car ride #love #DerGefalleneEngel

[scionshtola]

just Mir, Aeran, and the moon...

@harumeau once again indulged me with some clown car art and i cannot stop staring at it!

#wayfarer #aeran kellis #oc: mirren sero #aeran x mc #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i like cant process anything every time i look at this it takes me half an hour to calm down afjghknlf #i have a lot of feelings about all of it but THE MOONLIGHT. THE BILLOWING CURTAINS. THE FOLDS IN HER SERITHAN WHERE HE'S HOLDING HER #HER NOSE AGAINST HIS CHEEK #AND LIKE A HUNDRED OTHER THINGS #hannah has once again reduced me to a puddle with their amazing art #no one talk about mir's previous night time activities #mirran art

[hibiscera]

Hi everyone! 🐛

Since it’s the holiday season, I figured I’d drop my Ko-fi here for anyone who’d like to give me something to help go towards my savings! If you enjoy my work and want to support me and my art, this is a great way to do it! Even just a small tip goes a long way.

I’m going to be completely frank. This year has shown me more than ever that I can’t continue living in this house with my mom. It’s actively detrimental to my mental health, and having such a small space to do my work in has made any creative endeavors and making money from it very difficult. I’ve been struggling a lot, and I’ve tried to deal with it as I can, but I’m at a point where it’s getting really hard to.

I want to start taking more steps towards being able to move out. I know it’s not exactly a close goal, but I’m so sick and tired of it all, I need to start really directing my attention to it.

Thank you so much for following me and my art, it means more than I can express right now, and I hope I can continue to make fun things. 💖🐛

#mir talks #ugh. sorry for begging i guess but im like. at the end of my rope today.

[sk8rwillie]

me posting in the year 2024 (while i’m still not convinced is real) who am i??? kinda been coming back to this era of my life and wow i missed this show and so many of my friends on here- we had so much fun! i miss you guys

#idk man #mir talks

[maxivermismind]

That post made me mad thinking about it again so here’s my Ko-fi if you would like to help me build up my savings to get the hell out of florida. (:

@creepysteeples is my art blog and where I’m more chatty if you want a more tangible reason to support me.

#mir talks #also follow my art blog so you can see the full force of me being autistic about killer moth

[mirainawen]

what this site should do to make money is create a subscription feature for whoever wants tumblr live, and leave the rest of us alone

so like @staff or whatever

#i feel like it's right there what am i missing #mir talks #this place is a joke (affectionate) #tumblr live tuesday

[daskindderstille]

Chaos. Seit 76 Wochen Chaos.

#life #love #leben #liebe #allein #einsam #du #trauer #glück #ohnedich #vermissen #miss you #i miss them #du fehlst mir #i miss him #i miss you #you broke my fucking heart #text me back #my poem #talk to me