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12202005 · 7 months
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My man my man my man🤭
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swaggerscat · 3 months
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Fitz and the boys! :)
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from toastedshoes on instagram. (2nd of jan)
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samantha-rae-velcher · 9 months
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Podcast
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Swaggersouls x Fem reader
Requested by: none
Warnings: friends to lovers, fluff, swearing, Y/n gets injured, mentions of near death experience.
A/n: If you don't like the warnings please don't read!
Summary: The misfits are having a podcast, Toby brings up what happens to Y/n when they took a trip to where there is snow. Swagger tells the tale, but leaves out a bit of what really happened.
Tag: @goldenstarofthunderclan @youngcreatorlady
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"Welcome back to the misfits podcast! Rated five stars on YouTube by BuddhazTwinSister, she says "Been watching this podcast a long time, the humor never gets old. Keep up the good work, love you guys." Thank you, BuddhazTwinSister. We appreciate it." Fitz chuckled. "I'm joined here today with Swaggersouls."
Swagger waved. "Howdy."
"TobyontheTele."
"Hey."
"Mason aka Zuckles."
"Hello."
"And Y/n aka Y/Y/N (Your YouTube Name)."
"What's up."
"And of course, we have me. Hi I'm Fitz."
There was silence in the room for a few seconds before Y/n broke it.
"Wow...that's amazing...it's nice to meet you."
Fitz nodded his head and stared at her.
"This is just fuckin cooked, ey?" Mason chuckled.
Toby cracked her knuckles, gripping her mic and looking between the rest of the group.
"Maybe we should start off by telling everyone why Y/n wasn't posting and wasn't on the last podcast."
"Yeah." Fitz agreed. "Anyone wanna start?"
"So what happened." Swagger began. "We were all sitting down and Mason sparked this brilliant idea, and I'm doing air quotes, because your idea nearly killed Y/n."
"My idea didn't nearly kill her."
"Anyway!" Swagger yelled. "So the idea was, since Y/n missed the snow, because she's from Illinois. If you didn't know, it snows there. So Mason came up with the plan that we were gonna take her to where there's snow, so we do. We get there everything is all well and good, we go snow boarding and skating. Until Mason sparks another idea, he decides to push Y/n, not knowing that just over the small cliff they were on was a pond."
Mason covered his face, and Y/n reached over and rubbed his back.
"So he pushes her over this cliff, right? And Y/n falls through the ice of this pond, right into the freezing cold water. Toby, Matt, and I realize what just happened and we throw off our skis and snowboards, and run down the side of this cliff. Meanwhile Y/n can barely pull herself out of the water-"
"Sorry to cut you off, Swagger." Y/n said. "But when I hit that water all my strength and air was ripped from me. I could barely keep my head up, it was that cold." She nodded over to Swags. "Please continue."
"Yeah, so anyway. We get down to her and I start removing my jackets and shit, Toby pulls her out and I wrap her in my winter coat. When we finally get her back to the hotel that was just up the hill from where be were snowboarding, she was shaking, her lips were turn blue, and her hair was ice. But now she's okay." He pulled Y/n close and wrapped his arm around her. "She's safe, and warm. And we're never gonna let Mason push her off another cliff."
Y/n smiled and rested her head on his shoulder, burying her face in his neck. She thought back to what happened, how scary it all was. But the warmth of Swaggers body, and his scent when he wrapped his coat around her and pulled her close.
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"Oh my God! Mason! What the fuck!" Swagger yelled, he ran towards the edge of the cliff, looking over and attempting to see where Y/n had landed.
"What the hell happened!?" Toby asked, frantic as Matt and her came hauling ass to them.
Swaggers eyes searched the snowy ground below, until he saw Y/n splash out of what must've been a pond frozen over and covered in snow.
"I thought it was solid ground, I didn't know it was water." Mason said.
"You fuckin retard." Swagger pushed him out of the way and ran down the side of the cliff, Toby and Matt hot on his tail.
He began ripping his jacket off as Toby pulled Y/n from the frigid waters, he ran over and wrapped his warm coat around her and looked for a way back up the hill.
"Are you alright?" He asked.
"C-cold."
He pulled her into a warm embrace, kissing her forehead.
"I know, we need to get you back to the hotel."
"Swagger!" Toby yelled. "We can get back up over here."
They trudged through the snow, all the way back to the hotel. Swagger took her into his room, closing the drapes and walking back over to her as she removed her snow suit.
"We gotta take these off." He whispered.
He slowly pulled her shirt up over her head, dropping it to the floor. He then began unbuttoning her jeans and throwing them over by her shirt.
"I'm gonna run a warm bath for. Take your clothes off, Y/n. Their soaked."
She did as she was told, the thought of a warm bath making her smile. Y/n made her way over to the bathroom door, leaning against the frame as she shivered and watched Swagger run his hand through the water, checking if it was the right temperature.
"We need to wait till that fills." He stood up, walking past her to get her some fresh clothes.
He went over to his suit case and grabbed a T-shirt, setting it on the bed. Swagger then took out a pair of his sweats, placing them next to the shirt.
"E-Eric." Y/n could barely speak.
He looked up, realizing how badly she was shaking. Swagger hurried over, wrapping his arms around her frozen body. He flinched at just how cold her skin was, placing his hand at the back of her head and moving her so her face was pressed to the side of his neck.
"Come here, the bath is almost full. You'll be okay." He whispered.
"I'm s-so cold."
The warmth of his body made her heart race, and the fact that she was naked and he was fully clothed made the feeling of arousal rise within her.
"You don't have to do this." She said, her voice rather quiet. "You don't have to take care of me, no one else is."
"Exactly, no one else is. I want too."
Y/n nearly whimpered when she felt his soft lips press against her neck, and the scruff of his beard gently rub at the same time.
"It's full."
"Hmm?" He asked.
"The tub."
Swagger turned, shutting off the water and helping her into the bath. She let out a tired sigh when the water engulfed her up to her neck. Swagger knelt down next to the tub, planting a soft kiss to her temple.
"I'm so sorry." He whispered.
"Why? Mason pushed me, you didn't."
"But still, you could've died. I should've been right there."
"Eric, you can't always be right next to me, holding my hand and keeping me out of danger. It wasn't your fault, and I'm alive. If it didn't happen, would we be sharing this moment?"
His dark brown eyes locked with hers for a moment, as if he was reading her thoughts. Slowly he shook his head, then whispered.
"You never know."
Y/n snuggled into the warm blankets, the group had only been at the hotel for a night, and his bed already smelt like him. Swagger slid underneath the blanket, pulling her against him, and wrapping his arms around her.
"Are you alright?" He asked.
"I'm still a bit chilled."
Swagger ran his fingers through her hair, bringing her head down against his chest.
"I'm right here, you'll warm up in a minute. We have all night."
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"So what happened when you two were alone?" Toby asked.
They all looked at Swagger and Y/n.
"We cuddled and he warmed me up."
"Yeah...and I fucked her in a hot shower."
"Did you really!?" Fitz asked.
"No, I cuddled her and made sure she was warm. We woke up beside each other in the morning and well...maybe shit happened...maybe it didn't."
Fitz nodded. "Well, you've heard it here folks. Hope you enjoyed, this has been the misfits podcast. We'll see you again next week."
THE END ❤️
I hope you enjoyed
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mybreadsmybutters · 3 months
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THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY
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sunnysoulzz · 1 year
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Hi lads! Dropping another misfits FIC because they are all I think abt 🤭🤭, also ima be calling him fitz in this cause it feels weird to call him cameron 😭💀
Me when I turn men that are definitely womanisers into touch starved losers 😍
Fitz x reader oneshot
Warnings: goodguyfitz x gn!reader, smut kinda, drug/alcohol use mentioned, like the opposite of porn not plot (plot no porn?), implied sex ig?, friends to lovers/fwb, you give fitz a boner lol
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It was almost midnight. You had spent the day hanging out with your best friend fitz. You and him were sitting on the couch together watching a movie, you had smoked a bong earlier and had a couple drinks, so you were coming down from your high.
You let yourself flop onto fitz, your back was against his forearm. You felt him tense up against you. You looked back at him, his eyes were on you. You gave him a sweet smile. “Fuck…” he muttered under his breath as he looked away from you. You sat up, turning your body to look at him, “you ok?” You thought you accidentally hurt him or something. He turned back to you, slightly shocked, a light blush painting his face.
“Ah- yeah, sorry it’s nothing” he chuckled awkwardly and shifted under the blanket that was draped over him. “Are you sure?” You placed your hand on his thigh. His breath grew heavy. “Yes, I’m fine..” he grabbed your wrist, pulling you back into him. You blushed as you were now pushed against his chest.
You moved around, getting comfortable in his embrace when you accidentally brushed your hand against his crouch. He let out a shaky breath, your face grew even redder as you looked up at him. He was looking away, his eyes starring off into space. You quickly turned to face the tv, your back now pressed against his chest. He moved the blanket to lay over the two of you.
You settled into the new position. His arm moving to lay on your waist. It didn’t take long for your mind to wonder, you couldn’t care less about the movie at this point. You shifted back, trying to ‘get more comfortable’ until your ass was pressed against his bulge, it was very obvious now that he was hard as fuck. You heard his suck in a breath, his hand on your waist tightening slightly.
You took the opportunity. You moved around more, making sure to press against his erection. “You’re such a tease.” He said in your ear, making a shiver run down your spine. “What are you talking about?” You said with a smirk. “You know what your doing.” His voice was laced with lust. His other arm moved to grip your waist as well, he moved back and fourth against you, causing a moan to slip from your lips.
He kissed the back of your neck as his hands moved up to your chest. Your face was bright red. You had to admit you thought about fitz when you masturbated but you never thought you’d actually end up like this. Lucky you.
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shigarakitomura · 1 year
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IM AORRY IM GETTING BACK INTO OLD HYPERFIXATIONS IVE BEEN WATCHING THE MISFITS SOOOOO MUCH AGAIN BUT MY GOD ITS BEEN YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS LITERALLY AND IVE NEVER GOTTEN OVER MY CRUSH ON THIS FUCKING WHITE MAN
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georgiaheartsdilfs · 2 years
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that was staring from across the room | goodguyfitz x female reader
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my masterlist ↪M A S T E R L I S T
warnings / other notes ↪I'mm aware he's a controversial influence. II couldn't care less whether you support him or not. I personally, enjoy his content and his humor. ↪ she/her pronouns used ↪swearing, drinking, drug use ↪ im aware mason has a gf (if you didnt know, he does) ↪ sexts / mention of sex
prompt ↪ the misfits were having their annual boozy party and you were invited. recently cameron (fitz) and you had gotten into a heated argument over a small thing, so there was a lot of tension in the air whenever you were near him.
A misfits party, it seemed like every other week that the misfits held a party where there were booze, weed and every other recreational drug you could think of.
But, it wasn't every day that they held a party as big as this one, a party for one of their friends. It was Chad's birthday today and of course, being his friend, I was invited.
Stepping into the Misfits house I am welcomed with an overwhelming smell of weed and the familiar sounds of people stuffing their nose with coke, I never did drugs of course. I lived a happy life without them actually.
"y/n!" mason slurred, already wasted off his face, wrapping his arms around my shoulders his breathe reeked of alcohol and ciggies but it was comforting because that was the mason I knew.
"hey macey" I laugh "god well don't you fucking look sexy you fucking dog." he says removing his arm to take a step back and look at my outfit, which was only a simple dress with flats, nothing too interesting for these aussies.
"thanks mason." I smile looking around, the house was crowded and packed "the boys are playing a game do you want to play or anything, its fucking truth or dare." he says pointing into a crowd of people "truth or dare?" I question him "chad the cunt wanted to play." he says "come come" he grabs my hand pulling me along.
Dragging me through the crowded corridors and packed rooms, finally making it to a room where it was just the Misfits and close friends.
Some of the Misfits were out like Matt, Swagger and Cameron.
But shortly after they returned with a fuck ton of alcohol which made the party from the house even more vibrant and loud even though the people in this room literally weren't even apart of that party.
"truth or dare." chad mumbles to me, rubbing his nose I look around. Cameron was staring at me with his judgy eyes, "dare" I grin to Cameron before looking back at chad.
You see days before this party, Cameron and I had gotten into an altercation where he called me some very debatable names resulting in his shit being burnt. He and I were never dating nor did we question what we were but I did have some sort of feelings for him, so thats why his name calling hurt me more than it should've.
"I dare you to kiss mason, on the lips. no side kiss bullshit." the room woo'd at the last part of the dare. I shrug, I wasn't drunk but I also wasn't going to back down from a dare especially when I cockily grinned at Cameron who I swore I'd do everything to make jealous.
Mason laughs "fuck it come here." he says and I get up and walk towards him as he cups my face and kisses me, roughly yet tenderly, the booze taste in every inch of his mouth. I'm not complaining, it was a way to get drunk without actually touching a bottle.
We pulled apart and I sat back down, crossing my legs and the room was now filled with laughters and multiple rounds of applause from everyone except one person, the one person that was staring from across the room.
The one with the blue eyes, who was sat directly across from me. Twirling a silver ring between his long pale fingers effortlessly, crossing my legs I stare directly at him, not moving a single bone in my body "truth or dare" I smirk, he nods. Understanding at what game I was playing.
"dare" was the first word I had heard come out of his mouth in a few days, thats how long it had been since I had heard from him.
But as those words left his mouth, the room fell quiet. Everyone feeling the tension between him and I "guys you pricks had to make it awkward..." toby says, "you heard me... dare." he says leaning forward not moving his eyes from mine.
"send a sext to the seventh person in your messages." I shrug, it wasn't some big dare that was suppose to get him going but I couldn't think of anything when he was staring at me like that. He pulls his phone out of his pocket not moving his eyes from mine "whats with the eyes McKay?".
"alright, guys, come on." Jay says "no, let them go at it." Mason says "if anything these cunts will be fucking by the end of the night." he continues placing a lit ciggie in his mouth.
Cameron scoffs typing a message "done y/l/n" he flips the phone with a smirk. My phone goes off and it was him.
i know you're mad at me, you're hot though and i'd fuck the shit out of you.
"who was it?" Everyone asks Cameron eagerly and I look up from my phone "I need to take this." I lie standing up and walking out of the room, heading straight to the bathroom.
Banging on the door to hear people having sex, I grunt kicking the door angrily before making my way downstairs to the alcohol. Sure there was alcohol upstairs but the message... the message.
I look at the alcohol, it was teasing me "here" a guy says handing me a bottle "thanks" i smile before walking off.
I didn't make it back to the room filled with Misfits, instead I down the bottle and make my way back. Only he had that kind of affect on me. The affect that makes me swoon even when I hate him, that affect that makes the purest of hearts go bad.
Time had passed and I was now 10... 11.... 20 something bottles in. The party hadn't died, infact it was more alive than ever and every single worry had disappeared... including my phone.
In a panic I run back to the place that gave me alcohol "what's the, phone." my words were slurred, of course they were I was drunk. "what?' the man had said "y/n?" a loud voice yelled from the stairs, I spin around and see Cameron.
"shit, shit." I say slowly realising and running out back hoping he wouldnt find me.
Not look where I was going, I run straight into the pool. Swimming back up I scream "FUCK" this night just turned terrible.
Cameron runs out and sees me in the pool, giving me his cocky stare once again. "get up" he says placing his hands on his hips, eventually lifting one up to rub his dome. He was fully sober, sure he had been drinking but he didnt drink enough to be even licked (partly drunk).
"no" I slur, pushing my hair out of my face. "y/n, get out." he says and I stare at him, narrowing my vision to him and only him "what are you going to call me a dish-washing prostitue again." my words continued to be slurred, but they were nothing but the truth.
Everyone outside stops, staring at him and I.
"y/n, i won't repeat myself get the fuck out." he say taking off his shoes and cap, getting in the pool before grabbing me and pulling me towards the edge "let go of me." I try shimmying out of his grip but he was strong. He lifts me up onto the ledge, using his arms as back support as he leaves them wrapped around me.
"i'm sorry." he admits and the party goes back to normal.
He was still standing in the pool "i can't hear you the music is loud." I mumble leaning foward "Im sorry" he says "as you fucking should be." I point to him and he nods.
"KISS" someone yells from above, "who the fuck" "mason" he cuts me off "and don't ever look at me like that again." I slur to him, my mind was on straight after hearing his apology. The words... not so much.
"what?" he says "you fucking staring you mud cunt." I say "I was just admiring you." he shrugs before letting go of me and lifting himself up.
"well, then stare at me like that again."
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lefetfritos · 1 month
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been a minute since ive drawn this goober
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asp1r1ngm1lf · 1 year
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From @ hao_and_why on Instagram and I need them to be credited for blessing the world with this video. The person screaming in the video is so real. Like I would be on the floor in a puddle. I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t. Swagger saying “ZOO WEE MAMA” is my exact reaction.
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jiminsbabexxx · 11 months
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The Worlds Most Scuffed Road Trip
You were hanging out with Matt and Swagger as they went to buy their car for the road trip. “Hell yeah.” Swagger said in the passenger seat, you in the back with Mitchell. “Why do I feel like I’m going to die in this car?” You said everyone laughing. “I bet Tobi and Fitz didn’t get fucking chips with their car.” Swagger said. “You’re eating a strangers chips?” You asked, everyone laughing. “Yeah.” Swagger said. “She’s so slow.” Matt said. “Fucking floor it Matt, Floor it!” You yelled. “I am flooring it.” Matt said. 
“So this is the car, back in the shop. Tobi and I are here to decorate it, I have a feeling that team USA went a little a little more offensive then we might be.” Fitz said. “Oh yeah definitely.” You said laughing. “This is F to the C Fitz and were about to pimp this ride.” Tobi said, you laughing. “I just feel like I’m violating this car.” Fitz said. “You violate me a lot.” You said, Tobi laughing. “Woah!” Fitz said. “If anyone asks were kindergarten teachers and the kids painted it.” Tobi said. “Oh yeah that’s believable.” You said. “Oh Gamer Supps, USE CODE MISFITS FOR 10% OFF!” You yelled at the camera, Fitz and Tobi laughing. “I think it’s good.” Tobi said. “I actually really like it.” You said. 
“This is going to be so chaotic.” You said, Matt driving in. “Dude limited edition.” Matt said. “Dude you fucked this car up.” Swagger said. “Sup bitch.” Swagger said, you laughing. “Y/N come see this!” Matt yelled, you walking to the car. “C H E A no you did not.” You said laughing, seeing the word C H E A T E R keyed into the car. “So much better it’s like there’s lore now.” Swagger said. “I don’t think Tasmania’s ready for this.” Swagger said. “I’m not even ready for this.” You said. 
“You look like you get bitches.” You said, Matt and Swagger walking up to everyone. “Mic spam.” Mason said, blowing into the walkie. “Oh god Mason!” You said. “On pursuit!” Mason said, chasing after birds. “Mason!” You yelled, Mason throwing his beer at the birds. “Tobi I just threw a bottle at a seagull and nearly hurt it.” Mason said into the walkie. “You silly bugger.” Tobi said. “Look at Fitz’s big ass pushing the car.” You said. “Its a beast.” Fitz said. “You’re a beast.” You said, Fitz turning to look at you. “Only in the bedroom.” Fitz said. “Look were pissing people off.” You said, after Mason pushing the train horn and people running by flipping everyone off. “What’s he saying?” Fitz asked, as Matt talked about car guy things. “I have no fucking idea.” You whispered back. “A PINK FUCKING LIMO!” You yelled. “Y/N is excited.” Fitz said. “This is the one I’m riding in.” You said. “Even Fitz fits!” You said, Fitz grabbing you and sitting you on his lap. “When she touches you.” Mason said. “You vibrate like that?” Fitz asked. “You do Fitz.” You said, the boys laughing.
“Update Y/N.” Mitchell asked. “Well Fitz is not happy because the fucking car won’t start.” You said. “So where are we riding?” You asked. “Were going with Swagger and Matt.” Fitz said. “I’ll go with you.” You said. “Welcome to our MTV Cribs where we pass out the whole fucking time.” Mason said. “Wait where the fuck am I sleeping?” You asked. “With me.” Fitz said. “You’re big ass and me on that little bed?” You asked. “We’ll make it work.” Fitz said. “What do all the cool youtubers say, see you on the tripod?” Mason asked. “Who the fuck says that?” Swagger asked. “That was a good one Maso.” You said. “What the fuck is that, I got tobacco all in my toothpaste cunt?” Mason asked. “Ew Mason what the fuck?” You asked. “Got severally drunk for the last 5 hours.” Fitz said. “Y/N, thoughts?” Mitchell asked. “Hungover, don’t talk to me.” You said. “Hungover?” Mitchell asked. “I tried to keep up with Fitz, bad idea.” You said, Fitz laughing. “Filming us?” Mason asked. “Smile, look happy.” You said. “How was the ride?” Mitchell asked. “I fell asleep, on Fitz.” You said. “She did.” Fitz said. “Ay good job Maso!” You yelled, after Mason did a backflip. “Fitz that’s a bad idea, bad idea Fitz.” You said, Fitz getting on top of Swagger and Matt’s car. “Don’t kill him Matt!” You yelled, them driving off. “He went pretty, pretty quick.” Tobi said. “Marble benchtop.” Tobi said. “Oh good, I can fuck Y/N on it later.” Fitz said, everyone laughing. “Are we doing a photo?” Fitz asked, you holding the camera on Mason. “Dude you fucked my shot!” Mason yelled Fitz kissing Mason on the cheek, you laughing. “Perfect.” You said, smiling. “What the fuck?” Fitz asked. “Don’t you’ll hit Swagger, Swagger!” You yelled, Mason chucking the rock at the lighthouse. “Fitz!” You yelled, Fitz standing on some large rocks near the water. “How is Fitz gonna get back?” Mason asked. “Good question Maso.” You said, your anxiety high. “Mason were trying to talk about Sunny and you’re talking about a happy rock.” Fitz said, Swagger kicking the rock away. “That is very Mason energy.” You said laughing. “Pink limos kinda sick but Sunnys better.” Tobi said, you gasping. “What you like the limo over Sunny?” Fitz asked looking at you. “Well, there was no room for me in Sunny anyway.” You said. “Eh it’s fine you could’ve sat on my lap.” Fitz said, you smiling. “Were going camping.” Fitz said, reading off his phone you groaning. “Well everyone seems to be excited.” Fitz said. “And now we feed the seagulls.” Mason said chucking his popsicle at the seagulls, you laughing. “Beer?” Mason asked, rolling out of the limo. “I wish I had a beer for you Maso.” You said, Mason groaning. 
“Yeah do it on the sunny part.” Matt said, Mason laying on top of the Limo. “Great Maso.” You said, taking a picture of him. “This is really relaxing.” You said, Fitz playing his guitar. “9:20 in the morning and I’m drinking beer.” Mason said. “9:20 in the fucking morning and you’re drinking beer.” Fitz said, guitar in his lap. “I gotta learn how to drive.” Swagger said, you sitting on his lap. “Spaceships or cars?” Mason asked, Swagger smiling. “Were gonna be banned from here.” You said, Tobi playing with the train horn. “Do you hear them talking, you said you saw a pink limo?” Matt asked, you laughing. “Look we can get a couples one.” Matt said. “Yeah Matt cause I really want to cuddle with you.” You said, Swagger laughing. “Fitz I don’t know if this.” Tobi said, Fitz climbing up on the display. “Fitz babe that is not going to hold you.” You said, Fitz sitting on one of the chairs. “Now this fleshlight is optimal for small penises.” Tobi said. “Not sure my cock will fit.” Fitz said. “Oh that’s perfect for me.” Fitz said, Tobi holding up a larger one. “Look Y/N is blushing, is it really that big?” Mitchell asked, you laughing and nodding. “The clients in the back are furious.” Tobi said, you and Mason looking annoyed. “Found some cunt on the side of the street.” Mason said, Koby J walking up. “Koby J!” You yelled. “Hey Y/N.” Koby said. “Yay!” Swagger yelled, the car starting up. “Now can we please fucking leave?” You asked. “Alright I’m riding with Swagger and Matt!” You yelled. “Wait, kiss!” Fitz yelled, you and him kissing. “Gross.” Chad said, you and Fitz laughing. “Wake up the car stopped working again.” Fitz said, waking up Chad. “Fitz don’t do that, you mean ass.” You said, Chad groaning. “Who would’ve thought that a 40 year old limo would be so shit?” Fitz asked. “It’s cause you’re in it.” You said, Fitz looking fake shocked. “That’s fucked up.” Fitz said, you laughing. “Wow look at that view.” You said. “I know it’s beautiful, ain’t it?” Mitchell asked. “I was talking about Fitz and Swagger.” You said, Mitchell laughing. “What’s up Y/N?” Michell asked, you just chilling. “Nothing much, I don’t have to do anything the boys got it covered.” You said laughing. “Y/N wanna try out the hammock?” Swagger asked, you walking over to Swagger and Matt. “Absolutely fuck not.” You said, Matt and Swagger laughing. “Us having sex was my top priority.” Fitz said, you and Tobi laughing. “What the fuck, you have RGB in your tent?” Sam asked, Matt laughing. “Dude this is fucking sick, I’m staying in here tonight.” You said. “Cam, are you pissin?!” You yelled, Fitz turning around and flipping you and Sam off. “Matt, that is a really bad idea.” You said, Matt putting his head almost in the fire. “Do not fall back!” Swagger said, Matt sitting back in his seat. “We couldn’t of gotten through the day without Gamer Supps, right guys?” Fitz asked, everyone groaning. “Fitz.” You groaned out, Fitz laughing. “Eric what are you putting in this shit?” Chad asked. “I will kill one person on this trip.” Chad said. “Same.” You said, sitting on Fitz’s lap. “You hear how quiet it got after you said that, and Y/N don’t egg him on?” Fitz asked, you laughing. “Oi Cammy make me a smore.” You said. “Anything for you bug.” Fitz said. “Camp fire in the middle of the fucking camp.” Chad said. “Fucking mint.” You finished. “What’s fucking mint guys?” Fitz asked. “You’ve never seen those Tik Toks?” Chad asked. “He has he’s just playing stupid.” You said. “I’m such a boomer.” Fitz said. “You sure are.” You said getting up from Fitz’s lap, him gasping. “You don’t watch Tik Tok, what do you do all day?” Chad asked. “Jerk off.” You said, everyone laughing. “Being paralyzed from the waist down sucks, and your dick don’t work!” Fitz said. “Y/N would you still love Cam if his dick didn’t work?” Chad asked. “Of course.” You said, giving Fitz a kiss. “Babe, not in front of the homies.” Fitz said, everyone laughing. “It’s pedophile 100% of the time!” Fitz yelled. “Fitz that’s that’s really bad.” You said, everyone laughing. “Where the fuck am I supposed to sleep?” You asked, seeing Tobi and Fitz cramped on the blow up. “Right here.” Fitz said, patting his lap. “We got no mattress and 3 bags, and that’s it, that’s fucking it.” Swagger said, you sitting next to him in the tent. “And we got a heater, which will probably kill us.” Swagger said. “Yeah that’s a really bad idea.” You said. 
“Is this how you imagined your time with the Misfits would include this?” Tobi asked. “I love talking about your guys shit life, thanks.” You said, everyone laughing. “I mean you hit the board, I’m impressed.” Tobi said, as Swagger hit the board. “Yay Swags!” You said. “Just getting some B-roll.” Tobi said filming Swagger and Fitz. “Tobi.” You said laughing. “Chad!” You yelled, Chad ripping the top off the tent. “Oh you cunt!” Tobi yelled. “Chad watch out!” You yelled, Matt spraying him and Sam with a fire extinguisher. “I know them.” Mason said, at the car that drove past. “You do, who are they?” You asked. “That was James and Sheralls.” Mason said. “Fill it up ya dickhead.” Mason said, hitting Matt on the head. “And there they go.” You said, Matt chasing after Mason. “How was your ride in Matt’s car?” Sam asked. “I mean it was alright except the part where he almost killed us.” Mason said. “Okay, almost died.” Swagger said. “Not the car I want to die in.” You said. “Oh no this is loot lake.” Mason said. “Loot lake?” You asked, laughing. “Fitz.” You said, him Mason and Koby sitting on the ledge. “If you fell from this point you’d be goneskies.” Mason said. “Oh that makes me feel so much better.” You said, the camera panning towards you. “Come on babe get in!” Fitz yelled. “Nah I’m good.” You said, everyone laughing. 
“How’d you guys sleep?” Chad asked. “We slept great how’d you sleep chad?” Fitz asked. “Terrible, I also had night terrors all night.” Chad said. “Fitz had a great night cause he got laid.” You said, Fitz chuckling. “What’d you guys think of last nights trip?” Tobi asked. “Um I cried like almost the whole way.” You said. “You did, why?” Fitz asked, pulling you into him. “We just kept hitting Roo’s.” You said. “I heard the rabbit go eeeeeee.” Mason said. “No stop!” You said, hiding your face in Fitz’s chest. “Once again, very Mason energy.” You said, Mason hitting the ground with a stick. “Very happy just got some blueberry ice cream and blackberries, good day to be Fitz.” Fitz said. “Can I have a lick?” You asked, licking Fitz’s ice cream. “Not the first time you’ve asked me that.” Fitz said, you laughing. “Dude do we want to go down there?” Mason asked. “Absolutely fucking not.” You said. “Oh I forgot, Y/N has a fear of heights.” Fitz said. “Those guys are looking at us like were retards.” Mason said. “Cause you are.” You said, everyone laughing. “Oh well, nothing else for it.” Fitz said pretending to jump off, you and Swagger screaming. “Oh dude stop, fuck this!” Swagger yelled before leaving. “Fitz!” You screamed, Fitz slipping on the stairs. “Bit of a close one.” Fitz said. “Ya fucking think?!” You asked. “I need to go home tomorrow I think.” Chad said. “Me too.” You said. 
“Oh my god!” Koby yelled, Chad dropping his towel. “Fitz stop encouraging this.” You said laughing, as Fitz played on the piano. “No fucking way this is happening right now.” You said, after being stopped by the police. “Were filming for a Youtube series right now.” Tobi said, the boys laughing. “Yeah tell them were Youtubers that might get us out of this.” You said. “Are we really only left with the pink limo?” You asked. “Guess so.” Fitz said laughing. “That’s fresh pigs blood.” Chef David said. “Oh absolutely not.” You said, you and the boys gagging. “You don’t caress me like that, Fitz!” You yelled, Fitz kissing the pigs head. “What about that do you not like?” Fitz asked. “Everything.” You said. “It smells.” Mason said. “I ain’t kissing that pigs head.” Mason said. “I don’t blame you Mase.” You said. “Swallow.” Swagger said, Mason gagging. “Swallow Mason spitters are quitters.” You said, the boys laughing. “I’m done.” Mason said. 
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lodisama · 1 year
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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐎𝐍
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♡ my name is afe ! ♡ zodiac sign: ♒︎ ♡ i'm filipino
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♡ misfits podcast ♡ harry potter ♡ now you see me ♡ mcu ♡ hotd ♡ fate: winx saga ♡the 100
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♡ misfits podcast ↪ goodguyfits (cameron mckay) ↪ zuckles (mason) ↪ swaggersouls (swagger ,, eric)
♡ harry potter ↪ mattheo riddle (fancast) ↪ hermione granger ↪ lorenzo berkshire (fancast) ↪ weasley twins (fred & george) ↪theodore nott (fancast) ↪ blaise zabini ↪ ron weasley ↪ harry potter ♡now you see me ↪ daniel j. atlas ↪ jack wilder ♡mcu ↪ bucky barnes ↪ steve rogers ↪ peter parker ( depends who) ↪ loki ↪ thor ↪ etc,,
♡fate: winx saga ↪ riven ↪ sky ↪ beatrix ↪ bloom ↪ etc,, ♡hotd ↪ daemon targaryen ↪ aemond targaryen
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♡ fluff ♡ smut (i have no right to stop you from reading them) ♡ head canons ♡ incestry (for the sake of hotd) ♡ brother+sister ♡ dad+daughter ♡ a to z's ♡ x reader ♡ will write for other pronouns (no neo pronouns lol)
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♡ gore (?) ♡ incestry ♡ vulgar words ♡ hard smut & kinks ♡ trauma (self harm, abuse, ed, sa, etc) ♡ i sometimes use the word retard (it's not a slur lol)
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I’m soooooooo down bad y’all😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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swaggerscat · 6 months
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Swagger and fitz at IEM Sydney
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sunthecatman · 1 year
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My silly man :)
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[220828] misfits "The World's Most SCUFFED Roadtrip..."
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jokorot · 4 months
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yooo!! what it do? im aubree an unlabeled SMPlive fan to this day, woah crazy right? i'll probably shit post random SMPlive stuff here, doodles , random clips etc. You might be wondering 'but what about all the problematic people in SMPlive' and to that i say valid question. the only people ive watched since the end of SMPlive have been Joko (hence the layout and user) , cooper , travis , schlatt and ted.
so if youre one of the remaining SMPlive fans out there feel free to send AMA's and do whatever here
PSSTTT.. i also like the misfits podcast luhmow
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