Amanda: Why are you on fire?
Milo: This is just how my day is going.
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Milo: Melissa… How do I begin to explain Melissa?
Zack: Melissa is flawless.
Amanda: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Lydia: I hear they do car commercials… in Japan.
Bradley: One time they punched me in the face… it was awesome.
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Dakota, storming out: That's it! I refuse to be catapulted, electrocuted, or have my internal organs disrupted any longer! I quit!
Doofenshmirtz: Hey, the electrocution was not my fault!
Doofenshmirtz:
Doofenshmirtz: You refused to wear the rubber underpants!
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Dakota: Cavendish, you need to calm down
Cavendish, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
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Elliot: You are going to be reported for trying carry 2 teenagers and a dog on a single motorbike
Melissa: Dammit,
Zack: Wait, only 2?
Mellisa: OH MY GOD MILO FELL OFF
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Dakota: It feels nice to be wanted, you know?
Cavendish: NOT BY THE LAW!!
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Chase: Quickly! The game's afoot!
Kaz: "The game's afoot?" Really? I dont think anybody says that.
Chase: I just said that
Kaz: I know. And it's mystifying.
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And while I’m at it,
The battle against Pistachions in the third act of the PnF/MML crossover be like :
Derek : I have an army.
Cavendish : I have a spouse.
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Dakota: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Cavendish: That doesn't exist.
Dakota: Not with that attitude.
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Amanda: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Bradley: And you came to me?
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A conversation I had with a friend I think fit these two very well.
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Serious you say?
Dakota (serious): What would you do, if you watched the world crumble to an atom. All for the one you love?
Cavendish: I would help them build it up again.
Dakota: ...
Dakota (tearing up): And, what if they crumble with it?
Cavendish: ...
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Melissa : We need to get through this locked door. Zack, give me your credit card
Zack: Here *gives Melissa the card*
Melissa, pocketing it: Thanks. Milo, kick down the door.
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