#monsterstuck

[kurkumut]

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#homestuck #rosemary #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #monsterstuck

[thegoodthebadthealternative]

POV: You are on a coffee date with Dave

Eridan cleared his throat.

"Hella Jeff?" 

"Uhuh," Dave glanced up, then back down at his phone. "Sweet Bro, too. Here." He turned his phone around and held it out to Eridan.

On Dave's phone was a an extremely grotesque and crudely drawn comic, in which two characters, which Eridan could only assume was "Sweet Bro" and "Hella Jeff" engaged in the Charlie Brown football gag, complete with the entire Peanuts strip hyper-compressed in the middle of it, terminating with the red-clad man being minced by helicopter blades. Eridan nodded slowly, parsing it.

"I get it." Eridan said, after taking another moment to think.

"You do?" Dave asked, sounding genuinely surprised.

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"What are they talking about, now?" Kanaya whispered to Vriska, watching from across the coffeeshop.

Kanaya and Vriska spying on an EriDave date? Curious? Check out our monsterstuck fic!

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#monsterstuck #homestuck #dave strider #homestuck fanfic #eridave #eridan ampora #kanaya maryam #vriska serket #vriskan #the good the bad and the alternative #hs memes

[jack-dear]

Here's a au I've had in my head for a while

A Homestuck au called: monsterstuck

Basically some of the characters will be monsters and some will still be humans or trolls

[also this au will have dadbert x bro strider]

monsters so far

Bro strider : goat mixed wolf

Dave strider : crow

Dad egbert : angel [demon?]

John Egbert : half angel half human

Non monsters so far

Mom lalonde: a government scientist

Rose lalonde: a government scientist assistance

Grandpa Harley: monster hunter

Jade Harley: monster hunter in training

I haven't done much yet with story or anything

What do you think? Do you have any suggestions?

Who do you think should be a monster or not?

Here's some art I made some are still sketches

#dad egbert #brodad #dadbro #bro strider #dave strider #homestuck #homestuck au #monsterstuck #mom lalonde #rose lalonde #jade harley #grandpa harley

[captorian]

various sketch pages

#homestuck #monsterstuck #aradia megido #erisolsprite #feferi peixes #eridan ampora #sollux captor #dave strider #rose lalonde #and karkat but he's like 1 pixel #i do art

[madam-melon-meow-art]

Feferi fanart from my Humanstuck/Monsterstuck AU, The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative. Feferi is a selkie!

Medium: alcohol markers. First time using them.

Progress pics below the cut

#my art #Feferi Peixes #feferi #monsterstuck #humanstuck #mermaidstuck #feferi fanart #homestuck #hom3stuck #the good the bad and the alternative

[madam-melon-meow]

The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative: a homestuck fanfic. Chapter 21, an excerpt.

"Sorry-" Rose interrupted the rush of stress-tinged words. "Fighting those vampires ?"

Jade blew out her cheeks and suddenly looked guilty. "Yeah… There was a lot that happened after I came back from Faerie. I ended up in some mountains near one of Dr. Lalonde's labs, and I accidentally stumbled into a pack of vampires after I got lost and sent Bec to find the nearest town. The worst part about the shield was that it knocked me over! I guess it also blasted the heck out of that vampiric centaur, but I wish a shield spell didn't hurt me , y'know?"

"They were trying to kill you?" Rose asked, horrified. Her mind presented Vriska lunging at her, fangs long and gleaming, toxic yellow venom flying from her mouth… She recalled the deep, bone-aching bruises Kanaya had left on John. Jade had been attacked by a pack of them?

"Well, they definitely wanted to drink my blood. I suppose it’s possible they would’ve kept me alive for future meals, but I wasn't about to take any chances. Grandpa always said surrender was just a way to prolong your death. Being a walking bloodbag… he’s shown me autopsy reports. It isn’t pretty." Jade said.

Rose recalled the rifle strapped to Jade's duffel when she arrived at the basement lab.

"Jade, did you… kill those vampires?" Rose asked hesitantly.

#homestuck #vriska #jade #jade harley #rose #rose lalonde #kanaya #kanaya maryam #monsterstuck #vampirestuck #the good the bad and the alternative

[gollyg]

Dave wondered if he would spend the rest of his life afraid.

I mean, it makes sense. Animals wanna live, why wouldn't you be afraid of shit that could kill you. He thought. Guess the human brain didn't catch up to everything that came after higher level thinking, though, now I'm afraid of shit like flopping on soundcloud, the vastness of the universe, and also microwaves.

He wondered if any pedestrians would take the sick Stiller shades off his corpse.

It was a good run. He thought. I came, I swagged, I died handsome.

The air rushing past him as he fell from the roof of his umpteenth story apartment building was indifferent to this cool guy's mortal musings.

Some onlookers at the street level gasped and pointed in horror as they saw his small form plummeting.

...

Falling to his death was taking forever. I guess what everyone said about your life flashing before your eyes was sorta true. Nobody says what happens when you're young and the death is taking a proportionally long time. Turns out you can basically chill after all the other stuff is over.

Dave turned over in the air and saw the ground. Oh, now it was approaching much too quickly. He let out an undignified shriek and started flailing.

He heard a nasally masculine voice over the wind suddenly.

"Oh of course now you decide to start flailing."

Dave felt something sharp close around either of his biceps and grip tightly.

"God?" Dave asked.

"Close enough." The voice responded. Dave decided he didn't like God's tone very much.

#dave strider #eridan ampora #monsterstuck #homestuck #death mention #god? #the good the bad and the alternative

[askthelispingvampire]

TA: a good nap ii2 a way two do iit.

#sollux #karkat #homestuck #sollux captor #karkat vantas #vampire sollux #ask homestuck #homestuck ask #homestuck ask blog #vampirestuck #werewolfstuck #monsterstuck #homestuck au #response

[hxneybeewrites]

Super Blood Wolf Moon - Chapter 10

SUMMARY: Struggling with life, a vampire and a werewolf make an unlikely dynamic duo who just want to protect their peace and territory. When a world-renowned group of monster hunters is after them, the pair need to act fast to stay alive. Blending in with society is one thing, but trying to do so when a family is after your head is a whole other ball game. You can only hope you make it out alive.

Link to Chapter 10

#sollux captor #karkat vantas #jade harley #homestuck #monsterstuck #homestuck au #super blood wolf moon

[autistic-davesprite]

doodles from a monsterstuck AU 

#davesprite #dave strider #my art #homestuck #homestuck fanart #monsterstuck #dual drawings

[the-kreechur-featurr]

She’s having a midnight snack ^-^

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(Excuse the messiness btw, this is more of a doodle than a full drawing ig)

#homestuck #homestuckart #homestuckfanart #kanaya #kanaya art #kanaya fanart #kanaya maryam #kanaya maryam art #kanaya maryam fanart #humanstuck #Kanaya's a vampire #vampire kanaya #monsterstuck #tw for blood #tw blood #tw for wounds #tw wounds #tw for deep scratches #tw scratches #tw deep scratches #wonder what she's reading lmao #probably about how to get blood out of clothes #or how to incorporate blood stains into the outfit in a fashionable way #if she cant get the stains out #then again its a lingerie dress #so prolly not

[kurkumut]

#homestuck #monsterstuck #dave strider #john egbert

[thegoodthebadthealternative]

The vampire was managing to continue moving at a decent clip despite his flashstep, and she even turned her head back, eyes widening as she saw him catching up.

He allowed himself a smirk, trying to ignore the feeling of a tension headache building up behind his eyes.

Maybe catching this vampire would even make up for them sneaking out tonight.

He saw her outlined in his vision, like God or someone was shining a light down on his prey, telling him this was the righteous, just course of action wait no that's a pair of headlights.

Dave had only a second to react, throwing himself onto the sidewalk. He tried to catch himself in a roll, but he was just going too damn fast. He rolled once, twice, then slammed his chin down on the concrete.

Ouch.

Simultaneously, he heard a brutally loud wham of metal hitting something fleshy, and an undignified wail that sounded like its source was sent flying back a few dozen feet.

Dave blinked the stars out of his vision and stood up. Sure fucking enough, there was John's car, Vriska in the driver's seat looking much too gleeful, and a huge dent in the front bumper.

"Get fucked !" he heard, muted through the car windows.

Did Vriska just commit vehicular homicide? What's a vampire doing in Houston? Link to fic in reblogs! art by @arealpeople

#vriska serket #dave strider #vriska #homestuck #homestuc4 #homestuck fanart #homestuck fanfic #monsterstuck #humanstuck #superman #chapter 30

[jack-dear]

Monsterstuck au

dadbro sketch

Bro is just calming down an angry angel

#dadbro #homestuck #homestuck au #monsterstuck #dad egbert #bro strider

[captorian]

solluxes

#sollux captor #homestuck #monsterstuck #who wants to hear about my monsterstuck au #crickets chirp

[moonlight-tmd]

Prowlbee in an a.u. where Bee's father is a decepticon, but his personality is Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel.

He shows up to visit, and everyone questions how that guy is a decepticon.

Even better- Bee's father is a literal god of chaos and destruction.

This is a good opportunity to say that i will be separating the "Unicron and Primus are Bee's parents" AU from the Crack AU. (new au and tag is #god-sparkling au)

SO- to summarize: Unicron is a spirit of Earth and Primus is a spirit of Cybertron and they can materialize into transformers to interact with stuff. Bee is their Sparkling from the time they were a loving couple (now they are divorced per se). He grew up on Cybertron with guidance of his Sire (Primus) and now is living on Earth where he has fun with his Papa (Unicron).

So i had multiple takes on how they would meet. I actually think it would happen in one of the first fights when cons fight with the bots over something and Megs hurts Bee.

They all just hear a screech/roar in the close distance seconds after Megs punched Bee real hard. Megs carries on with his evil speech to the Prime and the next moment he is hit by a mining dump truck going full speed. Then said dump truck starts to shift and tadah- this ginormous bot twice the size of Megatron pops out and he is manhandling that chopper like nothing. The cons (Megatron) barely manages to run away, the moment the autobots think he's gonna wreck more chaos and possibly try to kill them he only shouts after the flyers "AND DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY SPARKLING EVER AGAIN!!".

This was both confusing and concerning. Bee goes running to that obviously dangerous bot and-- wait, why are they hugging?

So turns out this colossal fucker is itty bitty Bee's creator.

Now you'd think he'd be rowdy, aggressive and cause trouble on every occasion. But nah, this guy is smitten over his little kid, kinda like a doberman over a tiny baby. All scary but gentle. He's also cheery and loves to joke around and he will help out anyone if his sparkling asks him to. Parenthood completely changed this guy- at least when he's out in public or with his sparkling.

I haven't seen Hazbin Hotel, I only watch Helluva Boss, but I've seen some shorts about it.

I suppose Prowl would be definitely intimidated because holy fuck that is Bee's creator and he just threw Megatron like a ball across the field. Unis (Unicron's alias) is very happy that his kid got himself someone to love. Prowl hates to admit it but he's kind of questioning whether his relationship with Bee was a good idea, he still sticks with it in the end tho.

Everyone else is just as confused since Unis claims to be the most cruel and destructive warrior in the entire universe and here he is playing with Sari and Bee so gently and carefully, he never gives anything a scrach from his big claws or spike-like armor pieces.

ALTERNATIVELY (and maybe what you wanted in the first place)- Bee still has a Sire but he's not a giant godly being but instead a sleek warframe with a monsterstuck alt (a little taller than Optimus and Bulkhead).

So one time Team Prime gets a Decepticon signal on the outskirts near some abandoned facility and goes there expecting to find Megs and his minions. They spread out to get them from both sides but...

Well, they did stumble upon a Decepticon, one with awfully familiar features in fact, but that one didn't really behave like a Decepticon... He apologized for making a mess cuz he tripped and knocked down some tiny silos when they scared him and was very awkward and asking if they could maybe help him out. He strongly denied wanting to fight them even.

Then Bee came out of the bushes with Ratchet and the two bots with horns locked optics for a single second before running and hugging each other all happy.

So turns out this stray Decepticon they tracked down was Bee's Sire.

Let's name him... Dragonfly. He was a Decepticon, one of the higher ranking ones in fact, but not partaking in any business with the war surprisingly. He was a single parent and had Bee on a neutral colony, when Bee was old enough he helped his kid to get on a ship heading to Cybertron to work and secretly help his Sire out a bit on the colony. He and Bee couldn't communicate often, he didn't know Bee and his crew had gone missing but Bee had gone without replying to any of his messages for the longest time so he knew something must have happened to his bitlet. Worried and slightly paranoid he got into his camouflaged ship and went from place to place looking for him. He was spotted by the Elite Guard's ship and shot down when he neared Earth and now he was kind of stranded until his ship is fixed.

He was very nice and polite unlike the Decepticons all of the Autobots usually met. He even took a liking to the organics and Sari when she visited the next day- she accidentally mistook the new bot for Bee cuz they looked so similar. When she learned that this was Bee's dad she was hella excited tho. When Bee introduced Prowl as his sparkmate he was surprised but very pleased that his little bitlet found love. Oddly enough, he seemed very leaning into the idea of Prowl eventually becoming part of the family.

Despite being a Decepticon, Dragonfly didn't really interacted with either of the sides unless necessary. He wasn't very happy to hear that Megatron and his troops also reside on this planet, more so when his bitty is an autobot and fighting them. He deemed it the best option to just hide and don't interact with the Decepticons here, Megatron had respect for him but Dragonfly knew he would use this for his advantage if he learned Bee was his Sparkling. He's also not happy to hear Optimus boss Bee around for dangerous missions and solo escapades. He's even more upset that this low rank is bossing around a repair crew to fight with trained war soldiers instead of calling backup from the Elite Guard. At one point he confronts him about it and states that he will not let Bee go on any of the dangerous missions and fights to potentially die and that he is incompetent for making an untrained group fight a war. So what if you have field experience and a war vet on the team? They are still untrained and not ready to fight what Megatron has in store.

Optimus hated being a low ranking Prime and did not want to sit there useless when the threat was knocking at their door. But with what Dragonfly said it might have been time he made peace with the fact where he belongs now...

And so, Team Prime becomes more neutral to the Decepticons roaming out and about (outside for the threat of human villains, Optimus refuses to leave the humankind endangered by them) and lets the Elite Guard handle most of the calls, only times they are forced to assist is when an Allspark Shard appears.

Going back to Bee and Dragonfly- Dragonfly stayed on Earth a while after Team Prime fixed his ship to make sure everything was fine. He gave a communicator to his Sparkling to call him undercover at any time, they speak to each other every week. Team Prime still doesn't know why such a kind and nice mech is a Decepticon but Bee is happy and that's all that matters. They may also gotten a tad nicer towards Bee cuz a Decepticon is still a Decepticon, and with the role Bee's sire plays it would end really bad for them if they hurt him.

Welp, you got 2 versions of the same ask, one of them surely was what you wanted so yeh. Thank you for the ask!

#maccadam #tfa #ask box #tfa bumblebee #tfa au #god sparkling au #prowlbee