#my parents are having sex

[swiftiephobe]

note that by "okay" i don't mean with no hint of awkwardness at all, just that you'd be able to sit down and watch with your parents and then not have it be a big deal that you're all watching it.

feel free to put in the tags how old you are + where you're from + please rb for sample size 🫶

#asking because i mentioned to some friends the other day that i watched house of the dragon with my parents and they were horrified #which is hilarious to me because i watch a lot of tv/movies with my parents #and the idea of having to avoid everything with sex in it sounds so?? i'm 23 they know i know what sex is i know they know it's whatever

[horsegirlhob]

Season 6 Buffy really just needed someone to give her good information about kink and BDSM and shit I'm not saying it would solve all her problems but I do think it would help with several of them.

#dylan says things #btvs #I had forgot just how deeply ashamed she is of enjoying kinky sex #like obviously she's ashamed of her relationship with Spike but she is also explicitly so worried about the type of sex they're having #its wild to rewatch the show there's so much i just didnt fully process or understand in my previous go through #cause the first and previously only time i watched it all the way through was in late elementary school #which btw. absolutely insane to be 11 years old watching Buffy and Spike fuck a house down with your parents sitting on the couch with you

[ashersanity]

Reading that big brother whitney piece altered my brain chemistry and now I'm thinking about cockwarming him during (forced) family movie night under the blankets

What a fucking mess that would be.

content warning! incest?, stepcest?, parents are nearby

Probably has you ‘comfortably’ settled on his lap, emphasis on the comfortably because fuck no, it isn’t comfortable with his dick up your ass, stretching you full, enjoying the way your puffy hole greedily sucks his entire length in, tight walls pulsing right around him. Only problem? You just won’t fucking stay still and it pisses him off, hissed order whispered into your ear to keep still unless you want Daddy and Mommy, who’s sitting nearby, snugly tucked under their own blankets to notice what the fuck you’re actually doing with your older brother which, by the way, isn’t very brotherly, is it now?

So yeah, with one last huffed, resigned breath, you decide with the better decision, limp legs dangling from his own as he has your back flatly pressed against his chest, chin resting on your shoulder. If only your parents knew, how this isn’t just some sibling bonding over here, sat on Whitney’s lap and warming his cock with your tight, warm heat keeping him much needed company. It’s laughable, how they brag to their own friends about how close you and your older sibling are, if only they really knew.

Unless you decide to do to the opposite.

Obviously, like the brat that you are, don’t listen either to his threats nor the tightening grip on your hips. Maybe you want ‘em to see, want to see the way your big brother has you uselessly humping around his cock, practically begging to fuck you right now. Maybe it’s a good fucking idea to cum all over big brother’s fat cock as he lazily fucks into you, gently bouncing you up and down with your parents close by, unsuspecting despite the increasing movements beneath the thick covers.

Well.

Big brother is not one to disappoint his little sibling, is he?

#you my dear anon #have met the requirements #if you don’t know #i updated my asks #only really answer them if it punches me right in the dick #and this one got me #so bad #hnnnghhh #having borderline sex near your parents with your older sibling #this trope goes so hard #just like my co— #dol #degrees of lewdity #whitney the bully #dol whitney #whitney dol #asher writes #asher gets asks

[ghouljams]

*shakes you* I need to know how Goose’s mother is doing in the later years when Ghost and Goose’s story takes place. I NEED TO KNOW.

Funny story, when I conceptualized this au for fic I didn't want to have an oc standing in as Goose's mom so I marked her as deceased.

However, now that I may potentially be writing more cowboy!Price,  and given that I think Ghost is a big mommas boy, I will say that in Tumblr au Canon she has been away for work. She does doctors without borders/Red cross stuff and was serving her last tour since Price announced his retirement. I actually have a little Goose/Ghost drabble with her coming home, But I’ll post her/Price’s side of it here(smut under the read more because this got a little long):

This has to be your favorite part of your job. Not the saving people, not the changing lives, not even the joy and relief that you bring people. This. Coming home.

No matter how late your flight gets in, Price's always there to pick you up. When you spot him leaning against that beat up farm truck you drop your bags and run. His resulting smile as you jump into his arms is absolutely worth the fact that you’ll have to go back and pick up your luggage. You hold his face between your hands and kiss him like you’ve been wanting to for months, his arms tight around your waist holding you up off the ground as you tip his head back and take your first proper welcome home.

He tastes like smoke and cheap coffee and you melt against him. All the stress of travel falling away as his lips slide against yours. His teeth tug at your lip and you’re dying to get home. You pull back and smile at him.

“Captain.”

“Ma’am,” He smiles back, letting you just…look at him before he sets you down, “Go on, get your crap and let’s go.” You roll your eyes and go to retrieve your bags, earning an affectionate pat on your ass. It’s a long drive home, but it’s worth it for his hand on your thigh the whole way.

“Fuck,” Price swears, you bite into his shoulder harder, nails digging into his back as he inches his cock into you, “know you can take it, come on sweetheart.”

You love this part too, getting stretched by him again. God, there’s nothing like it. You feel like you’ve been on edge for months, your body just waiting to get back to him. And now that it has you feel like you’re on fire for him. Maybe it’s the summer heat. Maybe it’s the way he groans your name in your ear, slick cock filling you fuller with each shallow thrust. Each delicious drag of his girth helps your cunt remember the shape it was made for, makes you whimper at the stretch. His fingers are never enough to prepare you, but you love it. 

He lights up your senses, drawing a shudder from you as he finally thrusts in to the base, the tip of his cock nestled deep against your cervix. He holds there, letting you adjust and kissing your temple. You pull your lips from the bruise you’re making on his shoulder to kiss him properly.

“Missed you,” He murmurs against your lips, letting you slide your tongue against his in a desperate attempt to get him to move. It’s your last sweet moment before he pulls out, the head of his cock holding your desperate clenching cunt open before he slams back into you. 

“Fuck,” You gasp, dropping your head back against the pillow, arching your back into the harsh rhythm Price sets. He bites at your neck, fingers digging into your hips as he pulls you to meet his thrusts. Everything hot and electric as the sound of his cock pounding your wet cunt fills the space between your whines. He’s never more than you can handle, but you think he tries to be. You think he times himself on these first few rounds when you get home. How quickly he can make you cum. 

His calloused fingers move to rub your clit, tight circles in time with his thrusts. You clench and arch and sweat for him, hardly able to catch a breath long enough to beg. He hits that perfect gummy spot deep in your stomach and you fall apart for him, feeling his thrusts deep and slow, easing you through your orgasm.

“That’s it,” Price says low, tongue slick against your thrumming pulse, “let’s see how many more you got for me.”

#Goose's mom will be the local doc once she and Price are able to tear themselves away from catching up #this did feel a bit like writing my parents having sex I been thinking about dad price for too long #Anyway momma is home and she is going to LOVE Ghost #Everyone avoids the farmhouse for a while #Price is a wife guy I cannot be convinced otherwise #we already know he's a girl dad but yeah wife guy too #cowboy!price #john price x reader #john price mw2 #captain john price #captain price #reader x john price #Also I am so sorry I cannot call him John that is my brothers name I'm sure you understand

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

#- HK #I would say some of my peers pushed the cooties narrative but my parents discouraged it #so I never thought of boys as being gross or having transmissible microbes #and I was always raised to value romance so I I don’t think I ever noticed a shift in my attitude towards the male sex #however I was somewhat (okay Very) bitter when suddenly it was inappropriate for me to be alone in a room with my male friend #but that bitterness had nothing to do with my own feelings towards guys #(and I truly think it was unavoidable. it’s part of growing up. #you can’t know why it’s inappropriate unless you also know all the lurid things two teens can get up to alone.) #(perhaps the suddenness of the change can be mitigated but the sadness can’t) #anyways I’ve always wondered about this shift everyone talks about that happens around middle school #because I remember feeling quite glad and natural in it. though I always was an aspiring adult)

[brookriver]

waking this blog up again with a stupid doodle

#have sex! #morbius #that's the joke that's the movie darik picked astarion's going to drain them dry tonight and not in a good way #baldur's gate 3 #modern au #i guess #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #original character #astarion #it darik #oh my god i forgot every distinguishing feature my son(?) had in this game i'm a bad oc parent #darik and caira #oc #doodle #brookriver art #unfortunately

[atopvisenyashill]

Sorry to be a bother but I’m obsessed with your nedcat sex headcanons like omg

lakjsfd listen george put that "it was a good soreness" line in there and i'm supposed to NOT think about how ridiculous those two must have been and how traumatized Robb probably was because they're discreet but also He Knows What Theyr're Doing He Saw That Hickey On Ned's Neck Dammit and he can't complain to anyone because Theon just laughs at him, Jon hates knowing about this even more than Robb does, Jory thinks its romantic, and Bran is not old enough to know how embarrassing their parents are. Arya asks why Robb always looks upset when Ned brushes Cat's hair out of her face and then Cat yanks him in to kiss and Robb just fully walks away and goes outside to hit something.

#fuck there was a chryswatches where talisa is like 'old people sex' and robb goes 'over my dead body!' i think he's genuinely like that #at all times. your parents having sex is gross and he knows they hae sex all the time alksjdflk #asks #ladycatofwinterfell #nedcat #robb stark

[theshoesofatiredman]

I'm revisiting a part of The High School Survival Guide: Making the Most of the Best Time of Your Life (so far) by Adam Palmer. It's a Christian book despite the fact that the title makes it seem totally areligious, and I read parts of it when I was in high school. It was the first time I ever read about being gay in a book. I found a free version online and while I didn't think the Bible could shock me anymore my mouth dropped open at this:

Apparently the MSG version of this passage really says the quiet part out loud. Gay people aren't even human / lose the knowledge of how to be human. Not sure how that works. There's such a dissonance between the tone of this verse and the tone of the text in the book too.

GEE I WONDER WHY??? How strange that Christians, who believe their sacred text claims that homosexual acts strip people of God, love, and their humanity, view homosexuality as 'icky' and 'gross.' In fact, I would think they'd think much worse in that scenario and treat gay people far worse. In fact, it kinda seems like you're downplaying the absolutely brutal treatment and systemic discrimination of gay people that was carried out in the name of Jesus.

And all of this is being aimed at (presumably Christian) teenagers who think they might be gay. There's no real advice here other than to surrender to god and to seek accountability.

I was keenly aware as a gay Christian that I was at the center of a culture war I did not want to be a part of. People out beyond my religious community were fighting for an acceptance and celebration of homosexuality that I thought was harmful and sinful. People inside my religious community had all kinds of incorrect ideas about gay people and I didn't think there was much space for me to be "out of the closet" even if I stayed single, celibate, and god-fearing. And I had no idea what to do about any of it.

I didn't come out to anyone until after high school. I prayed and I prayed and I prayed, and the weight was still heavy. God did not make it easier, did not lift the burden of homosexuality from me. I had plenty of accountability in my life, constantly watched by helicopter parents with Internet filters, confessing sin regularly in men's groups (both before and after I started to tell people I 'struggled with same-sex attraction). 'Accountability' only served to intensify my shame.

The only time things got easier was when I started to take God out of the equation, when I started to see my sexuality as a part of myself to embrace rather than excise. Christians will drone on and on about how Christ sets people free from their sins. In my experience, to be free of my sin I had to first be free of Christ.

#I thought this book was when I encountered the “actually gay people just have a bad relationship with their same sex parents” argument but #turns out that's not the case #which is not helpful for the other thing I was writing but now im making this post #this book is so crazy too like it really neatly packages the evangelical worldview and aims it at high schoolers #Rereading it is eerie cause it's presenting stuff that's nearly exactly what I believed as a Christian #but it's not like my entire worldview came from this book #I don't remember even reading this book all the way through and I doubt I did #it's just very good at bottling up the theological waters in which I as swimming and serving it to in its simplest form #exvangelical #tw: homophobia #cw: homophobia #homophobia #ex christian #ex fundamentalist #ex fundie #ex religious #apostate #gay exvangelical #religious trauma #shoesofatiredman

[potatobugz]

my reaction to the return of the gay sex book

#just roll with it #just roll with it riptide #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #just roll with it spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers #I GUESS ? #im gonna be so real im unironically happy for Finn Tidestrider like. go grandpa go actually #as funny as the old man yaoi book is i think looking at it from the lense of grandpeepaw exploring his sexuality #on the oversea. idk. good for him u know #grandpeepaw gets around #it was so funny though. oh my god. help me #P.S. IVE BEEN MAKING SO MANY JRWI TEXT POSTS CUZ I LOVE INFORMING MY NON-JRWI FAN FOLLOWERS OF MY ESCAPADES #i want everyone to know about the gay sex book #and that grizzly (the dm) wrote actually excerpts from the book #and that the first chapter was genuinely impressively written. to me. i think #suggestive #Yeag #anyways lets just say if he did have 2 grandpas he doesnt have 2 of them Anymore #literally i thought it was gonna b like how one of gillions parent came to be or something but um. Not Exactly #i love finn tidestrider btw. i am not immune to funny moustache

[fereldanwench]

BOLD THE FACTS ft Valerie Powell

→ Tagged by the wonderful @corpocyborg--Thank you so much! ♡♡♡ → Answers are based on her status during the in-game events

✧˖°. PERSONAL

$ Financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

✚ Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non-applicable / would be in great shape if not for the brain worm

✪ Class or Caste: upper / middle / working / unsure / other

✔ Education: qualified/ unqualified / studying / other

✖ Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet / commits more crimes (bribes law enforcement) to avoid charges / yes, but charges were dismissed

✧˖°. FAMILY

◒ Children: had a child or children / has no children / wants children

◑ Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

◔ Affiliation: orphaned / abandoned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s) / not applicable  

✧˖°. TRAITS + TENDENCIES

♦ extroverted / introverted / in-between

♦ disorganized / organized / in-between

♦ close-minded / open-minded / in-between

♦ calm / anxious / in-between / highly contextual

♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in-between

♦ cautious / reckless / in-between / highly contextual

♦ patient / impatient / in-between

♦ outspoken / reserved / in-between / highly contextual

♦ leader / follower / in-between

♦ empathetic / vicious bastard / in-between

♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in-between

♦ traditional / modern / in-between

♦ hard-working / lazy / in-between

♦ cultured / uncultured / in-between / unknown

♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown

♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

✧˖°. BELIEFS

★ Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic

☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care / in a manner of speaking

✮ Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don’t know/ don’t care / in a manner of speaking

✯ Belief in Reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care / in a manner of speaking

❃ Belief in Aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✧ Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

❀ Philosophical: yes / no / highly contextual

✧˖°. SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION

❤ Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual

❥ Sex: sex-repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless

♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive and clueless / romance suspicious

❣ Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

⚧ Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

⚧ Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

✧˖°. ABILITIES

☠ Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor/ none

≡ Literacy Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✍ Artistic Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✂ Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✧˖°. HABITS

☕ Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / alcoholic / former borderline alcoholic turned sober

☁ Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / chain-smoker

✿ Recreational Drugs: tried some / never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / addict

✌ Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer needs medication / some medication needed / frequently / to excess

☻ Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / binge eater

$ Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic

♣ Gambling: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gamble

Tagging: @medtech-mara, @vayneoc, @themermaidriot, @itzsassha, @elfjpeg, @morganlefaye79, and @vox-monstera ♡

dividers by @saradika | masterlist here (awesome resource--thank you so much! ♡)

#oc: valerie v powell #g: cyberpunk 2077 #tumblr: dash games #gotta ramble some now: #i wasn't really sure how to characterize her finances during 2077 #like she's not destitute but it's definitely not great #gig paycheck to paycheck sorta sitch #and she had a rich kid education #so lots of private tutors and travel experience #and she likes to read a lot #but she doesn't hold any fancy degrees or certificates #and both her parents have been deceased for 14+ years (if i remember my own timeline) by 2077 #and she's introverted but she's an isfj so like the most social of the introverts #she's inclined towards caution but she can be swayed into reckless decisions if the right person (jenkins; jackie; arguably goro) asks #i feel like 'sex favorable' might undersell her libido a bit tbh lmao #combat and tech skills might get some tweaks post-2.0 depending on what build i end up rolling with #currently i see as her as VERY VERY good with firearms but less so with melee and blades #i think she's really sexy holding a katana tho and the ninja build or whatever they're calling it looks fun af #she was a work hard; play harder corpo party girl in her early 20s and did everything under the sun #but her mother died as a result of her addiction which *eventually* made valerie choose a totally sober life #and the medication is actually used for proper medical reasons not recreational #long post

[sweetdreamspootypie]

#Polls #I have been pondering cultural alienation as it relates to access to gender roles #And also traditions that come with duties #I.e. do cultures that push no premarital sex pair that with a duty to then support people to find Good [religion] partners #To just make it work #And then westernized assimilation comes along #And maybe you retain the value but not the duty #So kids are left to just magically produce a DoctorLawyerAccountant partner the day they turn 23 #Regardless of being in a culture that sex segregates and you aren't allowed to fraternize w the other gender #But you're Western Now so parents don't help you navigate #Idk #I ponder #My posts #Hopefully this makes sense #I briefly tried to find one of those blogs specificly for polls but gave up

[ask-eric-the-disposable-demon]

Stop watching everyone all the time, then. You’re going to end up seeing something one day that you can’t unsee and you’ll regret it!

- C

I don’t mean to! But I’m basically everywhere and if something is going on, I want to know about it!

Believe me, I have plenty of regrets!

#ask a disposable demon #//I am channeling all the times my own parents have made me blush #//they think it’s hilarious #//it is but I am blushing for a reason! #//I don’t want to hear sex jokes from my mother!

[rapidhighway]

my fucking god im so tired of my parents just constantly going ON about money YOU pushed me to go to college when i didn't want to, you pushed me AGAIN when i wanted to drop out this year and now im a money sucking parasite apparently. Like we've already established that i wouldn't be able to have a job and do college at the same time so like shut the fuck up already

#vent #urgh #do i blame my parents for having some sex and making me go through this shit? #yeah #wishing i had never been born gang so fucking hard i might just undo the hard work one day yano #fuck thisssss

[error-core-animations]

I'm in a very interesting position of "got comprehensive and age appropriate sex ed at a young age" but I was also molested as a kid. I am walking evidence that seeing diagrams of penises and vaginas isn't harmful and the real thing that gets kids hurt and sexually abused is not knowing shit. Cuz like, I did get told what genitals were and how zygotes implant into the uterus walls and stuff, but nobody told me about sexual abuse and assault for a while.

This also illustrates something ✨extremely fun✨: CSA is treated like it is Too Yucky to tell kids about, even in technical terms, even if the kid is aware of what sex is, they simply cannot know that if their friend pressures them into touching their genitals, that's a bad thing and that friend is probably being hurt! It's so weird, there's literally a whole saying about how knowledge is power, but kids are intentionally denied knowledge that could save them so much pain.

#tw csa #like after i licked a penis at fuckin. six or whatever. i was wondering if that counted as sex or not. #i never told my parents! i didn't think it was weird cuz i was SIX!!!! #i distinctly remember being like. really uncomfortable. and afterwards i wondered if perchance i had had sex technically? #it was weirddddd and! if my mom had sat me down and said 'hey anyone touching your genitals or making you touch their genitals is bad.' #that would have gotten me to tell her! #and my friend (who was ALSO SIX-ISH) probably wouldve GOTTEN HELP!!! #if my parents knew about cocsa. which they might not. #tw cocsa

[thegoddessoflikeability]

Moon: "Glad you're okay, Dad. I'll be on the porch, not talking about this."

#PSA for the kids: You are not bad or sex-negative or against your parents' happiness if you don't want to discuss your parents' sex lives #Judy's reaction was every bit as normal and valid as Moon's #and it's not a sign of immaturity either. Judy's reaction would still be just as valid as Moon's if she were the eldest #and really either Beef or Honeybee should have told her that #(I don't expect Wolf to be able to understand and Ham enjoys watching Judy suffer so...) #The Great North #Judy Tobin #Beef Tobin #Moon Tobin #my gifs #gifs #adult animation