#my roommate egg

[deeva-arud]

Deeva's room makes you wonder if you're still in Octavinelle

Empty room edit by @/estcaligo ! You can find this one and more here!!

#Ok so the bg doesn't show it but there's a big plant next to the closet and next to it is her cello! #she doesn't have a roommate but that's fine!! bc she can practice violin/cello/singing all she wants without disturbing anyone #and since there's no roommate... expect more plants on the other side of the room LMAO #girl needs an extra day to pack everything to leave for summer vacations GDSJSDH #There are also little easter eggs from previous posts! I'll cry if anyone remembers the things I'm talking about 🥹 #ALSO FIND THE HIDDEN MICKEY!! #it's not very well hidden imo?? or maybe it's just me #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #deeva twst #my art

[mccoyquialisms]

Lapin x Aguefort was not in my bingo card but by god was it fucking funny

#you’re in his dms. I’m his ‘roommate’ in the egg castle. we are not the same #I am SO sorry that this is going to be completely without context #I am riding a hell of a high rn #dimension 20 live #dimension 20 #d20 live #dimension 20 spoilers #dropout #my musings

[rongzhi]

Teaching your roommates a lesson

English added by me :)

#三哈兄弟 #douyin #video #tiktok #tw flashing #flashing #eye strain #my senior roommate couldve afforded to have the first one done to them #go to bed at 8pm everyday and then snore like a beast and fry the loudest eggs known to man every morning #and then never wipe down the stove either #i still get annoyed just thinking about it years later 😂 #and how did they manage to make fried eggs smell so gross

[draconym]

That lone egg was the fey trying to get you to eat the 12th egg. My question is, why do you keep picking them up and taking them home?!

#i gave this one to my roommate and they ate it #egg

[tomatoluvr69]

Just ate delicious breakfast…some roasted potatoes and sweet potatoes left over…some farm fresh eggs w/pepper and Dijon….and a honey caramel iced latte…toast…delicious & ready 2 start my Saturday. I’d you’re reading this tell me about your breakfast 🔫

#the eggs are farm fresh bc my roommate gave them to me. I’m not doing all that at this juncture nosiree

[milkweedman]

Fig and apple pie with pecan-cardamom crust. The figs and the apples were both foraged, which is always fun. Smells super good !

It was supposed to be in a pie tin, but I had 3/4 of a pound of figs rather than the half pound the recipe called for. And then needing to scale the recipe complicated the already confusing situation of reading while dyslexic. So I largely gave up on reading, and this is more inspired by the recipe than anything else, but here it is nonetheless: Fig, Apple, and Walnut Tarts. Anyway, it ended up too big to fit in a pie tin, hence the cobbler dish.

#havent had any due to classic long covid 'food has an almost imperceptible amount flavor if any at all' #but i can currently smell things so id rather juat smell it tbh #my roommates were at least eating it so it seems to be edible :D #cooking #baking #like there are a million competing reasons i dont and cant follow recipes (or patterns or any other written/illustrated steps) #but today it was Cant Read and Confusing All Three Recipes I Looked At With Each Other And Making An Amalgamation On Accident #along with Missing Ingredients and Philosophical Dispute With Author #(egg yolk in the crust and then she never uses the white. which i do not agree with at all #chekhovs egg--if part of an egg is used in a recipe then so too does the other part of the egg. get creative. #in this case i put it in the topping as it was already described as supposed to be crispy so... #it probably could have done with half a white honestly but it did turn out crispy) #i did also use a little food coloring. not proud of it but it was a very unappealing shade of green that lacked contrast with the crust #so *shrug*

[yugsly]

As Be Kind, My Neighbor’s release date gets closer and closer... Team Egg and I are cookin’ up somethin’ special!!! (Animation by Ryan!!)

#be kind my neighbor #wegg #yugo limbo #yugsly #animation #Team Egg are my roommates whom I animate with a lot lol

[esmeraldablazingsky]

i'm gonna be very sad when i leave college and it's no longer easy to live in a walkable community with lots of friends around

i do not want to have to drive to see friends... i do not want to have a negligible number of people i know in the surrounding area to help and be helped by... i want to spontaneously walk to the grocery store together and borrow soy sauce from a friend one building over and invite people over to eat when i accidentally make a metric ton of spaghetti sauce. i want to split chores and fall asleep to the sound of my roommates laughing together, quietly because they know how i'm always so tired. i want to wake up on the couch at 1 am covered in a blanket that isn't mine, i want to quietly pick up tasks for others when i have the energy and have them pick up mine when i don't, i want to stumble into the kitchen feverish and sore to find a cup of tea with my name on it

i want to be loved in a hundred different ways by a hundred different people, to lay my weariness to rest in a diffuse net of care instead of being expected to choose a single person to live in fear of crushing under the strain of being my only load-bearing support

i want!!! to live in a community!!! i want to reach out my hand for someone, anyone, and find another reaching back!!!!

#blazie speaks #this is about my roommate trying + failing to make me an egg for breakfast bc i'm not feeling well and me tearing up about it anyway. btw.

[bitegore]

Not really my day.

#bought eggs at local store bc accidentally ruined roommate's eggs. get home. some are cracked. this is fine i will simply take the cracked #eggs due to my folly earlier. make a meal of cracked egg. begin eating. drop entire shitty quiche on floor. #red rambles #im still eating it i just know exactly where this floor has been and it's probably going to try to kill me

[athetos]

I eat meat but so many of my friends are vegetarian or vegan that I’m constantly accumulating vegetarian recipes and have tried so many meat and dairy alternatives that it’s like I could probably go vegetarian and have a diet that’s as healthy as my current one but I feel I’d rather support local farms and be conscientious about my meat and dairy consumption rn

#like my roommate and partner are both vegetarian so that heavily affects the restaurants we go to or meals I make #and every function has to have vegetarian options #I’ve been eating more fish and eggs and less red meat and I feel good #red meat is like a special treat for me if I go out for a burger or get like carnitas or something #p

[brothfan1997]

i keep this shit separate (sideblog) but i want it to be known that i Will be celebrating 25 hours of destiel tomorrow

#my friends and i have been slowly rewatching spn. and we are getting to the first misha collins episode tomorrow as a group #my roommates are making angel hair pasta and im making deviled eggs #26 year old behavior #YES the eggs will have a salt circle dont even ask

[librius]

pumpkin cake pancakes with pumpkin spice latte morsels

#food // #i made more but theyre for work lunches #also dont let appearances fool you. i ate it already but my roommate said my first attempt ''looked like scrambled eggs''

[joelletwo]

V u know how much loving bullying it takes to get a girl to come out as a girl. Christ you gotta atart that as early as you can so you dont waste her time

#Took my roommate. Like eight years after i cracked her egg #And my old hs friend i cant talk to. I cant talk to bc she refuses to take any steps to what shes told me #And its killing her and i do wish id known. TEN YEARS AGO!!! so maybe she could be further along processing it :/

[mormorando]

does anybody know how to manage arachnophobia? i'm physically shaking, covered in snot and tears, tired, but unable to go to sleep because i don't know where the spider in my room went

#mine #i ran for the vacuum cleaner but the spider was gone when i came back #and oh my fucjing god i cannot possibly go to sleep #i fucking screamed then i WHIMPERED out of fear just trying to step into my fucking room #i thought since i have the vacuum here anyway now i could just vacuum all under and behind my bed even though it's 2am #but i'm terrified of moving my bed #i imagine some kind of a spider nest or eggs there i'm fucking SHAKING man i don't know how to function i literally need therapy i think #this is UNMANAGEABLE i hate being so terrified i'm still crying and there's NO ONE to help me #in fact i must somehow make it without screaming if i find it again #or it finds me #because my roommate will be angry with me #i just called my father shaking and barely able to speak begging him to come to my place tomorrow and buy me some anti spider spray #or else one of those electrical devices #they scare spiders away #but like i said #i??? really mean it when i say i cried and screamed #now i'm just standing here in the cold room dreading the idea of going to bed because I KNOW if they're coming from somewhere it's THERE #jfc #i have to have my father help me #ohhh my fucking god i think i'll puke. #i literally think i need some anti-phobia therapy honestly #i can't wake up my roommate again i can't #godgodgodgodgodgod #what fucking punishment is this i can't move i am frozen to this spot anyway i move it'll be there #i don't fucking know what terrifies me so fucking much They're just little insects but i'm still frozen in spot nauseous and crying

[fluffywhump]

ah

that's why i needed baking powder

#i wanted pancakes #i had no eggs either #but i've used apple sauce to replace them when i had a vegan roommate #i didn't have apple sauce either tho but i have apple butter #so i added a few tablespoons of that and left out sugar #the taste is fine it's just the texture that's... questionable #heavy #baking powder is now on my grocery list

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

RATS are NOT your friends at night while you're reading a scary book

#so if you didnt know. rats are nocturnal #so its 2am where i am rn. my room is pitch dark because i have my blinds shut #and im reading a scary book. lots of spooky creatures and body horror and haunted shit #and my rats. are knocking shit over and chewing on things and generally being menaces #or theyll go silent for a minute abd i think theyre chilling and then all of a sudden theyll drop a toy or something #and scare the shit out of me #they use their spooky little hands to climb on the bars of their cage. and they use their spooky little teeth to aggressively eat kibble #and i gave them new toys today. these edible foraging toys that they love #but that means my room is full of the sound of pulling on bars. or the clicking of a water bottle. or chewing. so muvh chewing #and im reading about this dead body come back to life. with like all of her bones broken. killing a guy in the most grotesque way #and its altogether a very bad experience #i was bored for the first 70ish pages but then it got really fucking good and im hooked. but its also terrifying #the rats have gone silent but now my dog is shifting in his kennel outside my room #both are terrifying. why are my rats silent. why is my dog moving. when will he move next #these animals are harassing me. whats next. my sibling's rabbit is going to break in? in roommate's cat will start scratching at the door? #if my landlord is reading this then ignore all of these tags. we only have a dog sir. no rodents or felines or whatever tf a rabbit is here #ah the rats are making sounds again. terrible horrifying sounds #i have to piss but im scared to get out of bed. i think i live here now. in bed. i cant leave #on a somewhat related note i really want to make deviled eggs rn but i have roommates that are trying to sleep #on one hand i miss living alone. on the other it makes me feel safer to have two other people here with me #even if the threat is only my imagination #and my mischievous critters