#nah but this shit sick

[manhattan-gamestop]

Just got so mad I called a senator about it

#just saw a NYT headline that the US was firing missiles in Yemen and I just lost it #I hate the US military industrial complex so much fr #All these senator/representative websites want you to leave a form too #instead of calling #and I was like 'nah I'm calling a bitch they need to Hear Me' #hear my covid-positive ass using my sick time to call a bitch #I cannot with this shit I Cannot #tracking tag #rambling #current events

[pixelatedraindrops]

Okay lemme be real with you all.

I LOVE it when someone touches someone else's cheek to check their temperature. Sooo good and sooo tender 💕 One of my top favorite prompts when it comes to an illness scene.🌡️

So I had to make a quick edit of this. Poor Yuma tries too hard...😞 At least there's a sensible adult in the room to tell him so. (and even his death god partner thinks he's pushing it)

A scenario of Yuma about to leave the agency, but Yakou KNOWS something's wrong. The trainee looks tired, he’s panting a little, and his face is tinted red. So he stops him, walks up to him, and puts his hand to his cheek to check.

And turns out, he was spot on.

Yuma tries to deny it, but Yakou ain’t havin’ it.

Then he IMMIEDATELY puts him to rest. Practically pushing him onto the couch (it only takes one hand like what is yuma gonna do lol)

I like to believe Yakou’s like a worried mother hen for his agency's staff. Panicking as a first-time caretaker in years. ESPECIALLY with Yuma since he's very likely the frailest of the bunch. (he's a father now :3)

Shinigami tries to help in her own way too

Yay for duo caretaking >w<💕💊

(...yes I know its the SAME freaking couch edit template here I'm sorry, ITS ALL I HAVE OKAY? LEAVE ME ALONE X’D)

#master detective archives: rain code #yuma kokohead #yakou furio #yakou fathero #shinigami rain code #rain code #whumpcode #here’s an edit where Yuma is being a bit more stubborn #I feel like he’d feel too responsible as a detective to take any rest and to not disappoint anyone #but nah yakou fathero ain’t having that shit #not when you look that terrible #illness #fever whump #whump edit #illness whump #sicknario #sickness #my edits #caretaking #pixeledits #caretaker #illness prompt #hurt/comfort #I KNOW I SAID I WOULDN’T MAKE ANYMORE EDITS FOR A WHILE BUT- #I could be making written drabbles of these scenarios in my head #but instead I do this lol #yakou taking more responsibility for his agency's well being since he failed to do so for his wife #he would 100% do this they are his responsibility now #being an anxious mess for this smol boy who keeps pushing himself

[tswwwit]

hi ik you don’t really do prompt rn but could we have some soft billdip hcs/drabble (or as soft as these two can get)? i’m a sucker for the way you write them and your works have genuinely helped me through the past weeks. even if not thank you for your works bc mmmm idk how you do it it’s just *chefs kiss* (:

Have some soft headcanons, then!

The first time Bill and Dipper took a bath together wasn't.... really a bath, per se. They'd probably run afoul of some supernatural skunk thing and had to soak in tomato juice, bickering about whose fault it was. The times they actually bathed together usually ended in water fights. Dipper half-drowned a couple times; Bill plays rough.

They've since settled down a bit! These days, the times they sink into one of Bill's hedonistic baths in his pyramid are pretty relaxing times to chat and flirt with each other.

And if Dipper's very sick or injured, Bill might even pick him up and set him in a warm bath, while taking charge of all the scrubbing down and rinsing of the pitiful mortal. While grumbling a little, but still!

Bill can cook. The trouble is getting him to stop adding ingredients that 'make things interesting', or go more along demonic culinary tastes - But he could, theoretically, make a decent meal. This is an uphill battle, since Bill's convinced following human recipes is boring and dumb. Dipper may even win it one day.

A fun fact that Dipper may or may not have learned by now is that Bill can purr! For the same reasons a cat might - calm, content, and relaxed.

However, Bill also hasn't done it in forever. For that kind of thing to happen, he'd have to be really content - to the point where let his guard down completely. Which I don't imagine he's done in basically.... eons? For all that he's had happy Party Times and pleased Winning Times and even Chill times, it's pretty impossible to ever really stop watching your back in the demon realm.

But say. After a great day. One where Bill's just won something, he's done something clever to pat himself on the back about, and he gets to chill with his husband in bed while Dipper rubs his back - just a calm, domestic-ish hangout where they're chilling - Dipper might feel and hear that rumbling start up. To his great surprise.

(And Bill's. He genuinely can't remember the last time that old instinct kicked in; it's unsettling.)

Here is what I imagine a triangle purring sounds like. It's more big-cat-like in the human body.

#answers #Is the third headcanon in here blatantly self indulgent? Yes #Am I one day going to write it? Also probably yes #Seems like good snippet material #I also invite you all to picture the first time Dipper was really sick or hurt #And Bill hauled him into the bath and just. Took charge of the whole ordeal #Didn't have to move anything that hurt and just shut his eyes and soaked it all in #The relief at feeling *clean* and no longer gross. A brief respite from feeling pained and sick and tired. #He's still exhausted but this is genuinely *nice* #With that good good feeling of having someone rub their fingers on his scalp and the warm water #The close touch. Being taken care of. Feeling good for a moment and knowing it's proof that Bill *really* - #Dipper started crying a little. Not much. Like a hiccup and his eyes teared up. #Which greatly alarmed Bill in the process. He's. Very not used to tears except in the respect of sad/fear/hurt #Wondering what the hell he was doing wrong. Crap. Is his human broken?? Shit. #Nah Bill he's fine he's just a lil overwhelmed. You're doing great #I again refer back to that ask I once got: How sickly sweet can you make these two idiot? #JUST WATCH ME

[sydmarch]

spent months like I need prescription for my mental health give me prescription please please & now that I have it I'm like hm. do I want to have to take meds, actually

#part of it i think is just that typical anxiety that comes before any life change like s new job or whatever but also like #despite never having TRIED stimulants im familar w them i know people w adhd who are on them i had an idea of what to expect & thats what i #i figured id be getting but shes having me try this non stimulant option first bcus 1 apparently its good for people who also have anxiety #and 2 easier to get w the like Adderall shortages & shit rn #& im like ok i have NEVER heard of this drug before and didn't even know there WERE non stimulant options options. #like im doing all my research TODAY for the first time then pick it up tomorrow? #like me heslth anxiety girl just has to be like ok sure i guess. i had mentally prepared myself for stimulants & thats it!!! #i mean worst case i just try it & see if it works or if i have side effects but like. ugh. & i dont like that i dont like my np LOL like id #probably feel less uncertain about trying something i was previously unfamiliar with if she was someone i liked & trusted more #if i knew there were unfamilar drugs they might recommend to me i probably wouldve started over & found someone new to work with. AGHHH & i #didnt discuss any of this w her bcus it took me a couple hours after our session to think abt it & do my own reading & process my emotions #to really come to thia conclusion. & also i wouldnt have wanted to talk to hwt abt this anyway bcus i dont like her & have not felt at all #like cool w opening up to her beyond the minimum i had to do for the assessment #& my therapist is sick this week so im not gonna get to talk to her tomorrow!@ #texticles #anyway i know ive got fellow adhd bitches following me. anyone try guanfacine did you like it or nah

[eatyourdamnpears]

I’m gonna have to go back on antibiotics 🫠

#breaking news! #my piece of shit body keeps on being a piece of shit body #nah but fr I’m sick of this shit #and I’m scared that if I start treatment again I’m gonna undo all the progress I’ve made #but also I’ll keep getting worse if I don’t start treatment again? it’s a lose-lose situation #lyme disease #chronic illness

[shwarmii]

i know Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is considered cringe, and i definitely do think it stumbles a LOT— but im also on the opposite side of the tonal specteum with Still Am Reluctantly A Miraculous Ladybug Fan so i know i what i am about, alas. i just love the emotional bits and the scattered lore here and there way more than the comedy or gore myself. speakinG OF EMOTIONAL BITS THO...

did.. did they have to make me kin* Fizz? like. assholes, that'd be my disabled ass 100%, trying to be independent for my own self-esteem even though i just want to be taken care of/protected and not seen as a burden or be infantalized; "I'm sorry I got... a little bit messy."/"You don't need to apologize for getting banged up, babe!"; being encountered by my trigger and sometimes being able to hold it together and sometimes huddling into a ball to sob; the wardrobe being bright and fun and happy, hell, the lovecore clown/jester aesthetic, or, fuck, even the pajama shirts with a collar so open that my shoulder pops out/almost pops out; the problem isn't my disability but the challenges and pain and betrayal that came from it; "Don't worry, today I learned I hate going outside!"; the easy tears and hating asking for help even though you need it; "FUCK OFF, CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE HAVING AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT"; the doubt about if someone really cares about you, even your partner, until theyre right in front of you; the emotional support pets (dont tell me the dog in a wheelchair is anything else, i will rebuke thee); the trying to play off being okay and glitching out/looking so bad it is obviously a lie— like, wHAT THE FUCK, JUST @ ME NEXT TIME, the only thing i couldnt relate to at all was the sex (hello, im yet another asexual who doesnt want to commit any sexual acts at all, hello, i know, so lovely to meet me) and the fact thAT I DON'T HAVE A KAIJU ROOSTER BOYFRIEND WHICH, UNLIKE THE SEX PART, I WOULD LIKE, HELLO, GIMME GIMME GIMME PLEASE AND THANKIES

* : kin as in the Tiktok "omg theyre so me" way, not the Tumblr "i was this character in another life" way

#me #shwarmi #btw the ''i hate going outside'' bit for me is 100% bc outside makes me physically sick bc of my disability #and so fizz going outside and getting his prosthetics fucked with and then joking ''i hate going outside'' really resonated with me #(just wanted to be clear it was not a ''i prefer 2D people'' Bro You Need To Touch Grass thing. like. nah. i literally vomit bc of the heat #character: is giggly happy and yet also a traumatized crybaby #my dumbass: omg thats just like me for real #character: is also disabled #my dumbass: whO PUT CAMERAS IN MY FUCKING HOUSE) #helluva boss #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss fizz #also if hes being implied to have a gap between his two fromt teeth like i think he is; again i reiterate: juST FUCKING @ ME #edit: i saw a different post say theyre glad Fizz was not infantalized BY THE CREATORS and i AGREE. i just also think they made it clear #Fizz is scared of being infantalized (bc then that means hes a dependent; a ''purse dog'' who gets ''everything handed to him'' and whatnot #he is not infantalized buT HE IS SCARED HE WILL BE/HE DOESNT WANT TO BE INFANTALIZED BY OTHERS and i dig that shit its very relatable

[milesworld96]

ROMAN WHAT THE FUCK

#NOW THEY BOTH GOT THE SICK ASS ENTRANCES #FUCKING HELL MAN #wwe #wrestlemania 40 #wrestlemania #nah that shit was fire though #thanks roroooooo #roman reigns

[floral-hex]

I just want to get blasted, either out of my mind or into the sun, I’m not picky

#not me looking into the shitty guidelines for getting approved for medical marijuana in arkansas #yeeeaaaah looks like the process is ridiculously convoluted and pricey so nah #but missouri is just a few hours away so who knows #I hate weed for real. I mean it’s cool but I’ve had some bad experiences #but my anxiety is getting pretty rough and it would just be nice if I could turn my brains to mush every once in awhile #whenever my hearing gets bad I start freaking out and panicking and feeling sick. it suuuuuuucks. #anyway I have about 10 ‘emergency’ klonopin left which I don’t like taking bc I’m a hoarder and hate wasting stuff #like in video games when you stockpile potions but never use them #plus that shit can be addictive and I’m not a fan of that idea #tbh tho I diiiid take one earlier and I’ve been feeling preeeetty mellow #I ate two bowls of ice cream and I’m feeling good #I thought I had a drs appt coming soon to talk about anxiety meds but turns out it’s actually next month 🙄 so gonna reschedule that #anyway this was supposed to be a post about wanting to get blazed but I kinda whined all over these tags #whoops #uhhh…. how are you doing? #have you drank enough water today? for real #god I love ice water with a little lemon juice. I drink so much of that a day. it’s the best. #this isn’t important #if you read all of this then I love you #or at least like you. a little. a little bit. you’re good. I appreciate you. #ok I’m gonna go make coffee now #you can ignore this #text

[heyitslapis]

as someone whos watched h3IIuva b0$$ I really hate that the show's creator is Like That because i love the characters but theyre all built like sticks & unnecessarily fetishized so watching makes me Uncomfortable

#like i LOVE Flzz3roIIi & i think the domestic shit between him & 0z would be rly cute normally! #if ''he's designed/animated/written like that bc he's being fetishized'' wasnt blaring in the back of my mind #im stealing the characters from her actually theyre mine now & im gonna draw them cooler/fatter/non-fet & theyre gonna be happy <3 #also the character design is literally copy/paste with color changes #when i heard lucifer was revealed i was SO EXCITED cause after seeing 0z i thought the character design would be sick!! #was very disappointed to find out that he's just another skinny twlnk who doesnt have enough torso to hold his own organs #a coworker at blaze was like ''nah you should see it when he transforms its SO FUCKING SICK'' i looked it up. he was wrong #DO NOT REBLOG #also i wont hear other peoples side to this I LIKE THE SHOW just hate how its characters are handled #when i hear the KING OF HELL swoops in & TRANSFORMS to his ''true demon form'' im expecting badass not wings & horns #just had to get that out ive been feeling this way for months #emma rambles #hate tag

[toxooz]

Am I correct in assuming that Full Demon Mode Ollie™ (like his inner demonic form he has no clue about) could wreck T Rex Mode Ponti's™ shit? Or would they be kinda even?

heeell no Ollie's demon form is bigger but only like filling up the room type while Pontrex is damn near the size of a sky scraper that lizard is going to shake him around like a ragdoll 🦖

#id imagine ollies Horrors reside more as like how demon possession would affect someone like #it would fuck their shit up but moreso psychologically like how the angels did to him #so if he can make a big ass trex go mad from terror and agony sure but physically??? nah #like that fucked up primal episode with the sick brontosaurus that still haunts me

[lavender-femme]

.

#I’m so fucking sick of feeling everything to my core #cried for reasons I didn’t think I was going to today… #i thought we would be adults and move on with our lives but nah #got told I have internalised homophobia because ‘snitched’ on two staff in fucking 2021 for having sex in a bathroom while CHILDREN were on #property literally in the same building DOWN THE HALL! and the windows were open! #as if I wasn’t admin staff and obligated to report that to the director #if kids hadn’t been there then I wouldn’t have said shit but they were! #all this coming from the person who told me my femme identity is reductive #so now I’m apparently homophobic and not good at being a lesbian but apparently I’m also heteronormative and cis #according to this person #dumb dumb idiot ass #the mango diaries #i know I ranted a ton in these tags but I actually fucking had my whole birthday week just fucked over because she can’t fucking let things #lie #i just dropped one of my favorite people in the whole world off at the airport as these messages were coming through #and then driving in the snow with one of my other favorite people when I just couldn’t keep it together anymkre and started crying #she makes me feel so fucking small and I hate it #i was already having a hard time mentally today and last night but FUCK #this just was too much #and to know I was betrayed by another friend I trusted who told her I was the one that reported her… fucking hell #I’m just… ugh it just fucking hurts and I want to curl up and cry some more

[grindset]

they made chan apologize 💀 bffr

#FUCK YALLLLLLLL 🤣 yall will not let him fucking breathe lmfao #making him whip out the notes app apology over THEE most harmless shit nah i’m sick #all this for wh*te girls in ohio who dont know shit about asian culture

[itsredpaint]

✌️

#Tbd #Au where everything is the same except Joker missed every opportunity to be the main character #First meeting with ryuji? Missed that. Forgot his phone and got a train later than his original one #Getting accidentally sucked into kamoshidas palace? Sorry he got lost around the train station #Getting accidentally sucked in by ryuji and Ann? #Nah he's stuck in the library trying to convince the librarian to let him borrow a copy of arsene lupin #Joker is just a Normal guy but he's somehow always in the vicinity whenever the thieves do something plot wise #He just dogdes being INTO the plot tho #Idk I thought it was funny for Joker to dodge every opportunity to being the protag #Meta nav? Sorry bro his phone broke like halfway through april #Yaldy is getting so sick of his shit #It'd be funnier if he still meets akechi and akechi is still suspicious of him #Bc Joker just SAYS things and akechi doesn't know if it's cus he's a phantom thief #Or it's just. A HUGE coincidence. #Akechi cannot for the life of him figure it out #It doesn't help that he's always there somehow when the thieves operate #Like Joker is outside untouchables looking at the display from outside #while the thieves are scrambling in thr background trying to look for the yakuza guys name #And Joker still knows the thieves he's kinda friends with them #He sits behind Ann after all and he sometimes help her give answers if he gets to pet her cat #He knows ryuji cus off Ann and ryuji still makes him run #Yusuke gave him the Ann treatment and asked him to be his model #He met Makoto in the library where he was once again gently arguing with the librarian to let him borrow a book #He met futaba bc of sojiro. Still little sister #Haru with her gardening in the rooftop #It'd be so funny if akechi is like I know you're the leader of the phantom thieves #And Joker is like. ?????? What. #'kurusu don't play dumb I have all the evidence.' #'??? I literally have no idea what ur talking about???' #fish akeshu aus

[stinkbeck]

not 2 like think instead of fucking going 2 bed, but like.. i'm getting the idea that this girl married her husband bc he was really good at something creative so that she could like drain him by playing housewife, forcing him 2 work a job he hates instead of going after what he wants + be creative in place of him cause she is like pathologically competitive. i wonder if she feels she can seduce the skill out of other people.

#god i wish i was out of this fucking place. i'm so sick of having 2 think about this #stop fucking being around me. stop making me have 2 dissect ur life. this is the most annoying shit i've . nah it is not LOL

[razzek]

Me: Oh I'd never ship Magnus and MMA together, or have any sort of Metalocalypse OC, it's just not my thing. Also me: (has half delirious fever dream about their daughter)

Just goes to show that your past is not your future. XD

#been poking at the horrible fic version of how that happened :D #every time I get even a little sick my brain dumps this kind of dense lore shit on me XD #magnus hammersmith #metal masked assassin #mma #mmagnus #mtl oc #I don't wanna spoil her name yet in case I actually write this down #nah not gonna go into much detail about her growing up #I really don't like kid fic and Magnus knows out the gate he's a shit parent #she's interesting though #gonna grow up to be a god killer in a literal sense 8)

[mothdruid]

rant in the tags.

#i'm about to make a long ass post showing my fics ratios #i have multiple fics with over 1k notes with less than 100 reblogs #it's really starting to bother me that my fics get no reblogs #likes are not how shit gets spread around on this hellsite #it's reblogs #so you're tellling me 1k people liked my fic but don't want to share it #sick sweet cool i love it #clearly supporting authors you like doesn't matter #fuck it's so irritating #i don't get a whole lot of interactions to begin with so reblogs about my works is what i mainly look forward to #but nah i can't even get that #i'm sorry i'm just so fucking irritated