Ducky: *Walks into autopsy and puts a human skull on the table where Gibbs, McGee, Ziva and DiNozzo are sitting*
Gibbs: Uhhh... Duck?
Ducky: What?
Ziva: The skull?
Ducky: Oh yeah, that's Mother's.
DiNozzo: *lurches back*
McGee: OH MY GOD!!!
Ducky: No, it's not Mother, it belonged to Mother. She'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die, I've have it up every year. Mr Palmmer always seemed to enjoys it when he comes over at christmas.
Ducky: Plus, you can put candy in it!
Jimmy: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!
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Would it be weird if I asked for a ducky x reader where were a guest on a case and we head down to ducky and he’s giving us like heart eyes?
Not weird at all! I love Ducky, hope you like it!
Ducky giving you heart eyes would include:
•oh Ducky, dear, sweet Ducky! He’s the most adorable chap one could ever meet- and when it comes to love, adoration, devotion, he wears his heart on his sleeve!
•from the minute you arrive in autopsy to work with your very sweet friend his eyes are practically in the shape of a heart.
•it’s not often you get to work on a case with Ducky, so you’re like a whirlwind of excitement as you arrive! You come baring hot drinks, good gossip and wonderful company.
•and when you compliment the man on his bow tie he’s entirely smitten- what you don’t realise is he’s put on a new bow tie because he’d heard you were coming! So that fact you acknowledged it…it made his day!
•you’re totally oblivious to the way his eyes linger, totally oblivious that as he slips your wet coat off your shoulders and hangs it up he’s smiling softly at the material, bathing in a breath of your scent.
•you don’t even realise that he’s sent Jimmy to work somewhere else! Ducky wants to enjoy his time with you, it’s selfish and he struggles to justify it, but no one minds and no one blames him.
•he listens intently as you start to tell him the latest gossip- it never ceases to amuse you just how witty he is! And Ducky is quite capable of dishing out clever comments that are barbs about others, he’s a delightfully clever man.
•but naturally he ends up going on a mental ramble and dragging you down his memory lane, and you’re hanging on every word- just as he is hanging on your every reaction!
•it’s makes Jethro smile when he appears for an update and he finds you and his ME sat with heads bowed examining the same tiny fragment of bone, talking in hushed tones like lovers…he sees the way Ducky is looking at you, he thinks it’s adorable.
•it isn’t until the end of the day that you glimpse for yourself one of these heart-eyes looks. It’s as he’s gallantly slipping your coat back on your shoulders, you turn to look back at him, and the intensity of his warm eyes, the intimacy of his soft smile. It leaves you breathless! In a burst of spontaneity you invite him out for dinner…and Ducky beams, and promises to pay- the gentleman, he insists, always pays.
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Rewatching the first episode of NCIS
Caitlin/Gibbs/Abby (mainly) notes for first episode
- Caitlin is good with her eyes, she finds every little detail and every movement
- loves to have her hands on her hips lol
- she loves to correct Agent Fornell /hj
- she's so protective over the president and what she has to do to protect him
- I love the way she talks
- as soon as she found out that they weren't who they were, she touches her gun, gotta love women 💕
- Gibbs says that Kate has balls, so that's fun lol
- "sketches? You've taken a dozen photos." *Plays on her phone*
- Gibbs is being so sarcastic and Kate just doesn't understand at ALL lmfao
- Gibbs: rule #1 never let suspects stay together
- Gibbs: rule #2 always wear gloves at a crime scene *Kate holding gloves confused*
- she immediately apologized to Ducky after finding out she was wrong about him
- Gibbs: "rule #3 don't believe what you're told. Double-check." Kate: "should I write these rules in my Palm Pilot or crochet them on pillows?" She's such an asshole I love her
- Kate turns and sees Tony sitting in the president's chair "Oh, no, I draw the line at him sitting in the president's chair!" *Aggressively pointing*
- she looks between Gibbs and at the food and immediately gags and runs off, such an icon. Gibbs is like "omg no-"
- I love the way she lays on the couch and says "did you think I was a virgin?" To Ducky lmaoo
- Gibbs almost immediately loves Kate, and I can't blame him, she's amazing
- Abby feels much different from the later seasons, her voice is deeper, makeup feels more dark, wild
- Abby let's Tony Sleep in her lab lol
- Abby and Kate are in the same room at 26:42
- Abby doesn't stand still at all, she's constantly bouncing around a bit
- Abby and Kate talk for the first time on screen at 27:26
- Abby: "do you dudes in the secret service ever think about throwing yourselves in front of the president's diet?" Gibbs smirks and chuckles, Kate finds it amusing
- Gibbs says please for the first time on screen at 28:24
- Abby is smirking the whole time and trying to not watch them
- as Gibbs is putting his gun away, Kate is just staring at him, chewing on the gum he gave her
- Gibbs and Kate leave, Abby: "wow, Gibbs said, "please"." Ducky smiles.
- Kate, get better taste in men, get rid of Tim
- Tim died, oh my lawd lmao
- Abby has four hair ties in her hair instead of the normal two, that's why she looks different. I love it though, I wish she kept it.
- omg Kate, slay, you got rid of Tim lol
- 33:46 Kate looks so done with Gibbs relating everything to a movie, it's like she's dealing with a child lol
- Abby is so board lol, playing with scissors
- Abby is dozing off then gets a match 34:58 happy dance
- 35:34 Gibbs stares at Kate's tits
- awe, Gibbs demanded to know everything when he comes back, and Kate said "please?" Lol
- Gibbs corners Kate in a bathroom and it's a weirdly funny scene
- I always love when a person starts to hit a person, and breaks down into tears, and the person being punched just hugs them 😭
- lmfao Kate calms down a bit and then tells Gibbs he's a bastard and he just nods
- Kate, hopefully: "... Is that a job offer?"
Episode over. I'm so in love with the first episode, idk what about it, but I adore it so so much.
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