#never seen those movies idk.

[intertexts]

sorry for complaining so much about my current situation however it's kind of like my personally tailored saw trap or something

#never seen those movies idk. #but it's so funny.... like hey. guy who had zero privacy for four years & has severe paranoïa oh weird why did autocorrect give me the #french spelling. gross. over like. doing Anything i enjoy In Public or in an open area of the house guy whose #very beloved autism routine involves coming home and decompressing alone in my room for hours otherwise i get fucked in the brain #what if. hey what if u suddenly had No fucking privacy whatsoever like fucking at all. #and people USE YOUR QUILT. because it's by the couch because ur sleeping on the couch. regardless of the fact that its URS and one of ur #most beloved possessions and u don't want weird other people germs on it even if its ur family. -_- #and u can't do anything you fucking enjoy ever because you literally Can't because your brain stays in awful mode if u don't have a door u #can close before u turn on ur steam deck. god. sorry im in a shitty mood even though she's being as good #as she can about all this im just pissed. like thanks i appreciate being able to have my room to myself for an hour #but i don't WANT that. i want to curl up in my own quiet cozy safe space n put my glasses where i always do & go to sleep at 10pm.... guh. #neg #txt

[sunstonespark]

yeah i... idk. i just think it'd be neat :)

#format taken from that iconic image of those girlies having a Normal One #i never do these sorta... uh like... iconic image replication? thingies? #but these two.. yeah idk. they give me m/f yuri vibes idk what to say :/ #im completely Normal about both of the actors lol (lie uwu) #so sometimes things like this happen. listen. if the actors are married. the characters should kiss. #king ohger #king ohger spoilers #but also. not really? #ohsama sentai kingohger #glodi leucodium #iroki #kingohger #kingohger movie #yeah i still haven't seen the show. i.... i don't have excuses.

[bardicious]

Okay, there's actually quite a lot I love about Apocalypse, I rescind my anger on Mystique cause while I find her frustrating, and the under utilization of her power in general this movie, her character progress makes sense. Things I wish the movie did:

Acknowledge Mystique specifically went out looking for her SON, and brought him to Charles knowing he'd be safe there.

Didn't give Erik a wife and child, he really has enough misery in his life, like damn, poor guy. Maybe just show him just starting to accept humanity.

Killing Alex SUCKED. UNNECESSARY.

Letting Peter tell Erik he's his son.

Like I stated in my last post (I know I keep making lists lmaoo), get rid of Moira, she was quite literally there to "no homo" all the intimate events between Erik and Charles. Like, Erik literally turns his back on Apocalypse because of his love for Charles.

Less earthly destruction. This whole "bigger is better" trend in movies is what fucking ruins them. I wish it was more down to earth like the rest of their movies.

Making it obvious that all Apocalypse's henchmen were being strongly influenced by him. To the point I'd say those specific crimes were definitely not their fault. This is the reason he grabs Charles too, complete control over his henchmen, rather than catching them when their emotions are heavily clouding their judgement.

Other than that, chef's fucking kiss, the way Apocalypse looked through Erik's mind, SAW Charles, and called him "the answer". 10/10 CREEP! LOVE IT. Shaw did the fuckin SAME. Love that. God I wish Erik was there to see Charles stop breathing, and PANIC, NOT FREAKING MOIRA. UGHHH.

#xmen #xmen first class #xmen apocalypse #xmen dofp #cherik #erik lensherr #charles xavier #the way moira was like the fuckin worst #like idk she didn't even emote that much????? #I decided to take that scene where charles gives back her memories #as a show of charles learning from his mistakes #taking memories from people is not the answer #even if its to protect them #like he does with jean #of course fucking dp ruins that - I wish it was one of those movies that just didn't make it to the big screen UGH #then again - I would never have seen how soft erik was with charles #they should have released ONE short #and it should have been erik's paris proposal

[ronithesnail]

I JUST WATCHED ROTTMNT PLUS THE MOVIE AND I AM VERY NOT OKAY

#SOBBING SOBIGGNGBRUDHDDK #I AM NOT OKAY PLEASE #I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS #NO ONE FUCKING WARNED ME ABOUT THE MOVIE WHY DID NO ONE FUCKING WARN MEEEEEEEEEEE #Godammit what is it about me and ninja teams #These boys #Omygod #that movie #i feel like theres something im missing tho cuz the show ended on a cliffhanger that i never saw the end to #And the movie acted as if that got resolved #And ive seen clips online from stuff i never saw sooooo ig i gotta try and find those now #God this fucked me up so hard #These turtles omygod #These fucking turtles these fucking turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise movie #idk how else to tag this

[thunderon]

i probably will end up making a post about how all these movie picks are SUPER fucking relevant (i know whoever chose these picks for van were laughing their asses off the whole time) but im particularly obsessed with varsity blues…. if you haven’t seen it, it’s a sports movie about an american football team trying for a championship title. after the starting quarterback gets severely injured, the backup quarterback is thrust into a leadership position.

the whole movie ends with the team taking a unified stand, led by the backup, against their coach and together they force him to leave. the players then autonomously lead themselves to victory in an unconventional way etc etc

anyways just thinking about the season 2 finale with coach ben and nat. for reasons.

#i could probably write an essay on each of these movies #that ive seen #yellowjackets #op #bound is such a good movie #so is mean girls sorry not sorry #trainspotting…. thinking about that with yj very hard rn #i want to talk to whoever put into the wild up there #never seen footloose actually #anyways i don’t think ive seen wayne’s world actually #so idk how those two fit in. but goddamn ill find out

[imwritesometimes]

I feel like every review of the Barry series finale that's like 'it was just meh...' is intentionally missing the point cause if they actually had to confront 'hey we as a country venerate service members to an insane degree when, just like normal people cause that's what they are, some of them are bad people. we will jump through hoops to absolve any wrongs these people commit. the police do get it massively wrong sometimes. justice is not always dished out. and we will make a butchered spectacle out of a tragedy for ticket sales.' they wouldn't get many clicks.....

#the way law enforcement overall were portrayed through the series alone I have not seen really talked abt anywhere #but GODDDDD like Janice was ~one of their own~ and they're all still so incompetent and stupid they can't even get her case right #like this show is screaming at you that this dude is PEAK delusional at the end #that's not what god wants for me #Sally tells him. to his face. if he wants to be absolved. he must take responsibility for what he's done. #but he doesn't. and he's absolved anyway. cause they twist his story to fit the #brave marine doing the best he can narrative #when really he killed his friend who was *also* a marine. he killed a lot of ppl. and never took responsibility. #and let's not even touch on how Noho Hank and Christobal are ENTIRELY written out of and forgotten #in the new narrative the movie makes. like those pesky queers further ruin this sterling service member triumphs over evil tale #I'm *obsessed* at this point idk. I've had all night to ponder cause I was up sick all night 😞 #hbo barry #hbo barry spoilers

[wygolvillage]

"what if the writers strike effects my favorite shows. ill literally die" is so unfathomable to me. we literally live in a golden age of access to a whole bunch of old media. you will survive

#like idk maybe make a list of a bunch of historically important movies youve never seen #or get into an old show like all those people who got really into columbo #theres literally SO MUCH STUFF at your fingertips

[transsexula]

Every year for the month of October I make a movie calander- one horror movie a day, every day, for the entire month. My problem now, is that after three years of doing this- I'm starting to..... well, run out isn't the right way to put it... but it's starting to feel like I've seen most of the big hitters.

So the question I'm throwing out there is:

Fans of horror, what movies would you reccomend for this year's October watch?

I'm looking for anything and everything. I will watch silent black and white films. I read subtitles and I'm not opposed to hunting down a niche foreign horror/thriller. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE SPOILERS I would like to go into the movies blind (trigger warnings are very welcome, though)

#horror movies #october #spooktober #idk what tags to use. im really just assuming this post will find those it needs to before october this year #i really love the classic slasher movies. monster movies. creature features. #im not super into found footage (mostly because shaky cam makes me motion sick) but if someone has an absolute gem hidden somewhere...... #id be willing to check it out #just!!!!! please help my bf has seen so much horror too. we need New Stuff #i dont wanna do a ton of rewatches this year. i wanna pick as many new movies as possible #dream goal is finding a solid 45 movies so i can have backups in case i cant for some reason find one on the list #“certainly tumblr user transsexula knows enough vampire movies!” FALSE i NEVER have enough vampire movies. give me ur niche vamp movies #give me gore give me scares give me heavy makeup #hell i love campy funny horror too #ANYTHING JUST GIMME ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE 😩

[tyrannuspitch]

@fromthemouthofkings re: your tags: yeah i know them by reputation and i'd probably be on board already (prequel? tragedy? villain backstory? crumbling fucked up society? CRINGEY MELODRAMA? 👀) if not for the fact that they are. prequels. and what i've seen of the original trilogy didn't do anything for me. 😔

so yeah basically all that stands between me and being my most annoying self is three movies' worth of homework. but god am i good at avoiding homework. but maybe i'll push through it this time! who knows

#thank you for your encouragement. i appreciate your support in my eternal quest to get cringier #i shld watch more movies in general. i'm not v good at it #i've been thinking about edgy 2010s adaptations recently... tim burton alice... snow white and the huntsman... i never did see maleficent.. #idk if i would like any of those movies this time round bc i haven't seen them in ten years if at all. but. somehow they r calling to me

[szczylpierdolony]

oh also. there’s a little ghibli marathon during a film festival next month and i’m wondering if i should go….

#bc either way i’m going to see princess mononoke bc i’ve never seen it before and i think it’ll be fun on a big screen #the marathon tho hmmmmm #it’s on a tuesday for some reason and starts at i think 10.30 #so i think it should finish at idk 4 or 5???? #and i have a class at 9.45 that day #i probably won’t go home but maybe i’ll get keys to my sisters apartment and crash on her couch for a few hours or sth #it probably won’t be many ppl bc of the day huh #and it’ll be spirited away howl and mononoke #im not even that big on ghibli but after seeing boy and the heron in the cinema sth changed in me these movies look great like that #i kind of wish they were playing ponyo instead of spirited away but whatever ig #there’s a few other movies i want to see during the festival but idk if i’ll have the money #there’s also a horror marathon including chainsaw massacre and some cronenberg movie i’ve never seen but i don’t think i have it in me to do #2 of those marathons are taxing #i’ll have to check ticket prices again #the longer i think abt it the more i want to do it ngl #i will probably go alone which isn’t ideal for sth like this but oh well #the bigger problem is that i’ve been going to sleep earlier so idk if i’ll last #📓

[bibiana112]

"The handmaiden is male gazey" did you know lesbians like fucking other women sexy style? Did you know that a large theme in the handmaiden was the male gaze and misogyny and if you can't separate explorations of a harmful idea from endorsements of it you may be hopeless?

guys I knew it I knew that would be a comment inflammatory enough to attract my first hate anon cut the cameras we did it bois :D

#did you know *I'm* a lesbian that is into that shit also? no because reading comprehension website #they're shot like they're doing that for the cameras not for each other so kind of shoots the message on the foot depending on how you look #never said it's endorsement I said it made *me* uncomfortable and bored because I've seen a dozen movies like that and I'm tired #not to mention this is a critical darling of a film #I'm well aware it isn't the movies fault that a bunch of film bros talk about how hot the scenes are but it still irks me #and were the people in charge of the filmaking process women btw? NO much less queer women they were mostly cis men #she had absolutely no qualms about playing a homosexual character #which in Korea actors can be considerably reluctant to do. #<- those two are straight from an interview with the guy the gayness was novelty and shock value #not to mention bestie it was inspired by a book go sing the praises of that while you're at it #that's where the thread of criticism towards the institutions of misogyny were pulled from #In Fingersmith Waters uses her depiction of lesbian love between Maud and Sue to challenge a variety of hetero-patriarchal norms #my god that name's hilarious #you don't need to defend the honor of a queer story that was adapted with a straight audience in mind #and this convinced me to check the book out idk about you but I'd rather see the version actually told by a lesbian 😊 #a tag for asks #also ut's queerness is very gender identity related and I think people generally don't appreciate that as much as they do sex stuff

[bunnihearted]

the desire im capable of feeling for a person is insane like i rlly cannot see any other way my life could go that i'd be happy w unless im by their side in their arms :((

#genuinely idgi. w my other crushes i daydreamed but i didnt wanna get close to them rlly. this is more than a crush how does it work #r u supposed to go crazy or am i a freak #i mean like.. idk!!!!! idk anything im so confused!!!!!! #all i know is that when i wake up their my first thought. when i do anything during the day i wish i was w them doing those things #when i go to bed i think of them #every thought i have i wanna share w them. it feels good nd nice to share everything w them #it's exciting to talk abt my boring fkn day. it's exciting to listen to details of their borinf day #like thats music to my ears. everything. i want. when i think of watching a show i want to know what they think of it #when i come across a movie my 1st thought it hmm wonder if theyve seen it #when i come across various ideologies nd stuff im like hmmm i wanna discuss this w them #it's all them them them them! #im jealous of the air they breathe the ground the walk on. those things get to be so close nd im so far away #i dont know #cant.. imagine. i mean maybe to other ppl #being in love and loving someone is .. idk. i've never experienced it before so idk anythinf #im just... so.. dizzy #i cant focus on school even if im like yeah wow im gnna go homeless if i dont do my homework lmao #i cant read my books or watch shows bc i keep pausing nd being like ok but what if WE were in this position #well. maybe. im ??? is this what love is? or am i too intense? should u be able to function anyway? idgi

[cappyjara]

seeing the mario movie in like an hour letsa gooooooo

#id in alt text #i can Finally stop dodging spoilers now holy shit #i may not show it but i am a mario bros stan till i die #and i apologize in advance for the person i will become if the movie is good. its gonna do Something to my brain chemistry i just know it #like ok the sonic movie right? ive mentioned how i really liked those movies before right? well #going into it i a)had little attachment to sonic aside from just thinking hes neat and b)wouldnt have been shocked if it was bad #so when it was Good i was pleasantly surprised and found a new appreciation for the series #but mario?hes my good friend. my special little guy. the short king to rule them all. you dont know How Many hours ive put into mario games #and theres already been One bad mario movie. and this ones being made by illumination. and the whole crisp rat thing(still kinda salty btw) #idk man my guy needs a w here. he needs somethin good goin for him in the film department #and while ive been dodging spoilers what ive seen so far has been fairly positive??? but that doesnt mean i cant be worried abt it #yallre lucky im not constantly blogging my every thought here or else youd never hear the end of the same 3 thoughts about mario and luigi #smb #super mario #mario movie #capital says things #my edits

[todayisafridaynight]

So, Ichiban’s mom isn’t Janel Monae (as in she’s not black)? If so saaaaaaaaad and missed missed missed opportunity.

if we're real with ourselves there wasn't ever really a chance ichi's mom would be anything but japanese- im more surprised at the fact she's alive lol

#snap chats #it is going to make drawing akane awkward in the future. cause i will of course plan to do that LMAO #but yeah anyways. its not going to stop me from being mad interested in akane #but SPEAKING of biraciality or. binationality? biethnicity.. im on episode two of Smile (the jdrama i just posted bout) #real as hell that vito's named after movie characters jesus christ thats exactly what my parents did ☠️ #when bro was makin an origami pig i thought they were gonna reference lechon or like. Literally Any Filipino Food #idk how close vito is with his filipino heritage yet- he's never been to the philippines and i havent seen his parents yet i dont think #so idek if hed know filipino food.. #but god so far this jdrama is an encapsulation of why im scared of ever going to japan LMAO #LIKE OFC THE XENOPHOBIA'S PLAYED UP FOR THE SHOW but there's def truth to it #the wildest thing from this show is that one of the characters was like 'in japan there's no such thing as 'pure' japanese' #LIKE YES THERE IS LMAOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP so glad vito called out a sec later that there was #anyways... in THAT respect tho and back on topic.. it would have been nice if ichi /was/ biracial #when the plot of his game revolves around japan's less-fortunate members of society and those discriminated against #but oh well... i'll take what i can get with what they've given us #now back to this show one more ep before bed cause my head really hurts

[waywardsalt]

ive never seen a single episode of breaking bad but one afternoon like a year or two ago i did read every wikipedia article for every episode

#salty talks #i just remembered this. it took me like an hour or smth #so. i know what happens in breaking bad but ive never seen it or had anyone talk to me abt it #edit: i know those remixes and i did watch a behind the scenes thing abt gus frings death #but ive never actually seen the show #idk i read wikipedia plot summaries for horror movies for fun

[girlwithfish]

Ilysm @ bookrack

#i got atonement and the book alex g always says he likes in interviews for my bf /me too lowkey but #i wanted those other books bc the covers appealed to me ngl but didnt get them #it was like 20min until closing i want to go back lowkey but also i shouldnt bc ..overconsumption...but also want to have more time #to browse.. idk.... #never seen or read atonement but i do want to see the movie but i want to read the novel first mayb