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fictionallyinparadise · 1 year

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Fuck it. The current yearnings and what we got each other for Christmas. Under the cut because I feel so fucking silly 😭

47: You know the books that have pages cut out to conceal a gun? Yeah I got him one of those and a bunch of other ways to conceal his guns/weapons. He got me a Halloween Squishmallow. Yes he bought it in October and hid it until Christmas <3

Diana: I got her a little gold heart locket with a photo of her, 47, and me in it!!! She wears it almost all the time hehe. She got me a long pretty red dress that can match with her black one!!!!

Arthur: I had a small crisis trying to think what I'd get him bc of the time period LMAO- anyway some premium cigarettes and a knife with our initials engraved on the blade. He gives me one of his shirts that doesn't fit him but would fit me and a bottle of expensive alcohol he absolutely did not steal.

Karl: A bar of soap /j. No but I'd get him a TV and a N64 console because he deserves to play Mario 64 damnit!! He makes me a bracelet with his House symbol engraved on one of the charms. The bracelet itself he didn't make, he bought it and made a new charm!

Lucifer: I don't think he celebrates Christmas tbh? I feel like we'd do the nice dinner part but not the gift parts. But that's just as valid and fun!!! We made our own pizzas :D

Aizawa: I would get him the whole world if I could oh my god. But I cannot give him the whole world so I instead can give him a wearable blanket! It's got cats on it. He got me a bunch of succulents and a sweater that says 'plant dad' to go with <3

Niko: We'd have a chill and low-key Christmas to ourselves, watching movies and cuddling. Also I think he'd get a gift we could both make use of, like a blanket or a board game? Anyway he got us a nice set of Battleship hehe

Pierce: I don't think he would celebrate either! Maybe put some lights up but otherwise it's just another day. But since this is our first Christmas together, he would get me a little gift. A Zippo lighter with 'my anchor' engraved in it, done by himself! I'd get him a better couch for his office, one with lots of pillows and comfy to sleep on.

Sully: As revenge (/lh) for him stringing mistletoe everywhere he gets to just have me sitting under the tree with a bow on my head. Which he would probably get a kick out of. I mean he also gets a nice cigar box with a map of the world on it but! He gets me a nice comfy robe. Just a soft fuckin cozy robe bc I am almost always cold.

Codsworth: He'd cook up the best food he can for me!! With all the love in his sweet little sphere body!!! He also lets me put some ornaments on his arms 🥺🥺 I'd get him like...two cans of oil so he can stay afloat <3

Luna: A HOUSE WITH BETTER WINDOW LOCKS /j. Nah but I'd get her this Squishmallow!! Because she deserves it. She got me a pen,,,the ones that look like this: ✒️ !

Jaskier: I get him a fancy pocket watch with a lyric from one of the songs he wrote for/about me on it!! He gets me a leather bound notebook, one with a fuckton of pages and high quality too.

Geralt: I get him a good fucking sword cleaning kit and some assorted treats for Roach! I think he would run out of time to get something because he's not uh. used to buying gifts. So he ends up getting a little wood carved daisy for me, which I wear on a chain. (daisies mean a lot to me IRL and it's my self insert's name so it's cute af)

Gordon: A fuckin break!! We relax!! We cuddle in bed and take a long warm bath together and then cuddle some more!! Fuck!! We both deserve this!!!

#tw christmas mention #💜; the a team #🌼; his lawman #🔨; oh beloved #💘; devil's dancemate #🧣; captured hearts #❤️‍🩹; and still i will live here...#🔑; opened up the sky to get one last kiss!#💰; he's my treasure #🪛; struck by your electric love!#❣️; nothing fucks with my baby #🥩; i'll build you up buttercup #🗡️; questing together #🥽; goggled and dangerous #tumblr glitched and deleted Gordon and jask/geralt's part >:(#anyway!!!!!!#christmas 2022 #self ship post #idk what to tag this with #anyway!!! luna always has the Squishmallow on our bed <3 #feel free to ask what other f/os get and got me!!!#i just did the current yearnings bc uh. head full #(ik geralt isn't on the 'current yearnings' list but i felt like it would be a crime to not include him)#(i love him and jask EQUALLY damnit!!!!)#anyway anyway <333

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starivaille · 4 years

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[geraskier barista au extras] jaskier w long hair

just saw joey batey with long hair and now i cant stop imagining jaskier with long hair where he ties it into a manbun in my geraskier barista au ,, or like he has short hair and then is too lazy to cut it later when geraskier have an established relationship so he has this long hair ??

shoving another “”keep reading”” here and i hope it works,, bc it’s a super long post and i sWear iT IS worTH It

and he ties it up during a live bar performance or at work at the cafe and geralt just kinda falls for hIm hard. all over again. and geralt jsut wont ever stop running his hands through it,,

and gOd the Hair pUlling they do to each other during sex?? gOd save us aLl,, it’s lIke a kInk they both would totally have for each oTher,, they just revel in how they can use it as a restraint and tease each other when they get to close,, or maybe they just have a thing for their hands all over each other and the fact they both now have long hair juSt made it way bEtter?? like it just rules up geralt in a whole different way and adds this dynamic in bed

(geralt dOesnt mind both hairstyles,, but he does love jaskier in his manbuns and long hair)

also when they’re outside,, the way their hair is just down?? w out the hair ties ??? and the way the SUNLIGHT HITS IT?? geralt’s is like spun silver and jaskier’s is like melted hOney??? sTunningly gOrgeOus !! or the way that snow falls on their hair ???

also ?? geralt sweeping jaskier’s hair when it’s all sweat damp to the side?? and jaskier doing the same??? to him ?? when they’re in bed?? and jaskier being like “”you’re rly beautiful geralt”” and he says it bc it’s true and he believes it but also bc he knows geralt has never seen himself that way and it’s his life mission to make sure geralt DOEs sEe him in th way that jaskier dOes

this is why jaskier has tons of photos of him (polaroids, photos on his phone even videos!! of any random moments!!) and he also writes songs abt him!! usually metaphors and he totallt has this one song called white wolf !! and sings abt its beauty and how it takes a unique eye to spot a white wolf with golden eyes in midst of the snowstorm,, always searching and searching for something, someone and irl that would be jaskier, his little lark, his little bird singing praises of him

not to mention geralt braiding jaskier’s hair out of boredom or after sex ?? anytime. of the. damn. day. when he feels like it, he will do it - but he mostly does it when they’re alone bc it’s their little thing.

also at some point ciri teaches jaskier how to braid hair bc jaskier never learnt how and he wants to see geralt w them and jAskier kinda combusts when he sees geralt in braids for the first time and he kinda is just a mess ??

tHen he would totally think out loud and be like fuck fCuk i’m iN loVe with aN acTual Angel!! and geralt just fucking scoffs and kisses the crook of jaskier’s neck and says, “i can never decide whether i like you quiet or loud.” and trust me thAt shit gets jaskier sO worked up their hair gets all messed up and they hAve to do another rOund and uGh they’re just so intimate w each other??

also they totally end up sharing hair ties and sometimes jaskier just steals getalt’s bc fuck it he’s sO so nOt bOthered

also can u imagine how geralt would totally be all over his jaskier,, bc jaskier is scared when he comes back home with his hair back short and he’s like,, “”jas, jaskier, shut up and just make me coffee.”

and jaskier kinda just smiles bc hE kNows that’s geralt’s way of saying shUt up you fool i love you in every way and ur hair doesn’t change it and sometime later,, geralt gets his cut-

which LEGIT SHOCKS eVeryone bc ciri and yen have never seen him cut his hair before bUT DAMN he looks real gOod,, and jaskier is like who the fuck are yOu and what have U DONE TO MY GERALT but its a joke and he just spends a night of running his hands though his hair and it feels so new and jaskier just whines about how he’s a bit sad over how he can’t pull his hair anymore or braid it.

there are talks of growing it back whilst they’re in bed at the end of the day talking about everything and nothing all at the same time. jaskier is like “”you better grow out your hair again,,””” “”ciri just taught me how to braid flowers through this yt tutorial”” and he rants abt the process until he falls asleep exhausted. geralt then pulls him in closer for a cuddle and soon enough, he falls asleep to the sound of jaskier’s soft snores.

#geralt x jaskier #geraskier #geralt #geralt of rivia #jaskier #dandelion #the witcher #the witcher netflix #barista au #coffeeshop au #musician au #my writing

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