#witcher humour

[underpreparedbard]

Geralt: People who sleep without socks on make me worry

Yennefer: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted

Ciri: People who sleep are weird

Jaskier, already drifting off: I was a sock once

#the witcher #witcher #witcher meme #witcher humour #jaskier #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #viscount de lettenhove #geralt of rivia #geralt #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer #Ciri #cirilla #cirilla fiona elen riannon #no bc you just know that jaskier is taking up the whole bed and stealing all the blankets while everyone else is deciding on sleepwear #sleep brain also activated #everyone slowly turning to look at Jask with utter confusion after that last comment #yennefer just looks disgusted #Ciri brushes it off like it nothing #like #yeah we should all be used to this by now #he’s a fuckin idiot #master of the seven liberal arts my ass #bard burrito activated everyone go the fuck to sleep #bye

[astaldis]

@smubbles-etc

Chapters: 1/1     Words: 900 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Borch Three Jackdaws | Villentretenmerth, Véa (The Witcher), Téa (The Witcher), Yarpen Zigrin Additional Tags: Smubbles, dragon, directly after season 1 episode 8, Humour, penis talk

Summary: After Geralt leaves, Jaskier gets the story about what happened on the mountain from the others. Still, there is one question left that he needs to ask the dragon, a rather personal one.

#2024 02 dragontines smubbles #smubbles #the witcher tv #the witcher netflix #the witcher fanfiction #jaskier #borch three jackdaws #villentretenmerth #vea & tea #yarpen zigrin #the witcher s1 e8 #penis talk #humour #dragon

[auramanipulation7-5]

Me on ao3

#ao3 #fanfic #fanfiction #jaskier #Dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #witcher #the witcher #geralt of rivia #archive of our own #au #alternate universe #humour #funny #fandom #kaer morons

[cap-sweet-and-salty-sadness]

i'm still watching blood origin, but I think I'm enjoying it more than s2, and the two minutes with Jaskier are more respectful to his character than the rest of the show imho.

#cap dit #witcher blood origin spoilers #i know he's meant to be the light in the angst and the drama of the show #but there's a difference between lighthearted humour and repeatedly being the butt of the joke and being told he's not wanted #also the black rose song is so beautiful #twn

[zoeysdamn]

No one: My brain:

#plz take back photoshop from me #i laugh at my own jokes #I need a better sense of humour #and about days of sleep #the witcher meme #the witcher #gwent #wanna play gwent?

[sebdoeswords]

We got a transphobe real mad, boys ✌

#tw transphobia #the condescending use of 'females' is very telling #also the medicine in the witcher universe is all over the place and ahistorical #they don't believe in the humours do they? #and regis is an almost 500 year old vampire #he has way more experience than any human could have #and he is definitely educated above his profession #and who knows if vampires have knowledge humans don't #this comment is so needlessly picky i swear #i've nitpicked sapkowski's canon before where it was stupid #and that never bothered anyone #on the fence on whether i should tell them all this and block them or just tell them to fuck off and block

[martabak-man]

#the witcher #witcher #deaf #D/deaf #gay #lgbt #deaf humour #tiktok #funny

[followtheravens]

”Onward my trusty steed!”

#the witcher #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #the witcher fanart #jaskier can walk and geralt knows it #but he humours jaskier anyway #my art

[sneklesbian]

Replaying the Witcher and I just find it so fucking hilarious that so many of the velen characters have Birmingham accents?? Bloody Baron more like Brummy Baron lmao

All the children sound like they're from Somerset for some reason

All the drunk men are from Yorkshire (ey up!!)

Obsessed

#the witcher #the witcher 3 wild hunt #im playing on switch lite for added humour #and the crones are fuckin welsh for some reason #all its rly missing is some scousers and we'd be set #geordies too perhaps

[remythologise]

Hi!! Just wanted you to know that you've single-handedly convinced me to watch good omens - I'm only two episodes into season 1 but I'm loving it so far and looking forward to when I reach season 2 :)

I’M SO HAPPY!!! both to know I influenced you towards camp gay television and that you’re enjoying it!!!! WAHOO!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

#I actually didn’t LOVE s1 when it came out I watched it and was like ‘this is fine’ then I rewatched it recently with a partner and was like #wait actually now I’m in the right mindframe for this this is actually SO good. REALLY GOOD. #though you do have to kind of vibe with the douglas adams british humour and campness. which I DO #but I genuinely don’t think it’s badly written even s2 which has real pacing/structural problems and secondary character problems … #it’s not BADLY written. have you guys seen the other stuff on tv. guys I just watched the witcher s3. you don’t know bad writing- #even [redacted] is rly 500 miles downwind from good omens in writing quality and humour. so #kira for ts #anonymous #ask

[gatecrashing-corneas]

#TW3 #The Witcher 3 #The Witcher #Zoltan Chivay #Zoltan #TW3 Spoilers #geralt's deadpan humour is too good

[astaldis]

(pictures from Netflix and pixabay.com)

@febuwhump    @badthingshappenbingo

Chapters: 1/1   Words: 2,102 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & The Hansa | Geralt's Company Members Characters: Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, Maria Barring | Milva, The Hansa | Geralt's Company Members (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Febuwhump 2024, Bees, Friendship, bee sting salve, bee stings, The Hansa | Geralt's Company (The Witcher), Bee Attack, creepy crawlies, Bad Things Happen Bingo, Humour, Humor, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Whump, Caretaker Jaskier | Dandelion, Banter, Fluff, Protective Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, Jaskier's new bee song Summary: On their way to find Ciri, Geralt and his company travel through the wild forests of Riverdell. Suddenly they are under attack. It stings.

#febuwhump 2024 #febuwhumpday9 #bees #the witcher #fic #bad things happen bingo #creepy crawlies #geralt of rivia #emiel regis #jaskier #milva barring #Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach #the hansa #the hanza #geralt's company #geralt whump #caretaker jaskier #humour #regis saves the day #jaskier's new bee song

[joncronshawauthor]

From Sapkowski to Netflix: The Evolution of The Witcher Saga

In the murky realm of contemporary fantasy, few franchises have stirred the cauldron of public imagination quite like “The Witcher.” What began as a series of novels by Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski has morphed into a multimedia leviathan, encompassing video games, a Netflix series, and more merchandise than you can shake a silver sword at. But what’s the real magic behind this series? Let’s…

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#Andrzej Sapkowski #CD Projekt Red #character development #contemporary fantasy #Dark humour fantasy #Fantasy gaming #Fantasy genre influence #fantasy storytelling #Fantasy TV series #fantasy world-building #Geralt of Rivia #Henry Cavill #moral ambiguity #Narrative complexity #Netflix series #social commentary #The Witcher #video games #Witcher novels

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

The Witcher Masterlist

Why Jaskier Doesn't Age (Funny Crossover)

The Bad Treatment of Suicide in Season 3

Question: Yennefer Calling Ciri Ugly

The Witcher Incorrect Quotes:

Funny Modern AU Incorrect Quote

#the witcher masterlist #the witcher humour #the witcher #the witcher netflix #the witcher series #the witcher incorrect quotes

[1uppod]

Join the 1UP Pod gang as they discuss DLCs. Are they a great way of extending your gaming experience – or a total cash grab?

We take a look at the interesting history of downloadable content, discuss the best and worst examples of it, debate everything from pricing to release windows, and pitch our dream DLC.

Covered in this episode includes The Witcher 3, Red Dead Redemption, GTA IV, The Sims, The Last of Us, Skyrim, and more.

Be more than aggressively fine and like, share, subscribe, and drop us a review/rating:

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And always remember to get a life and play video games.

#podcast #video games #gaming #dlc #the witcher 3 #red dead redemption #gta iv #skyrim #the last of us #tlou #tlou left behind #the sims #humour

[tankertalk]

TankerTWEETland comix #1164 - "The Witcher & Bard Jaskie Visit Taco Bell...” (9/17/2022)

#webcomics #humor #humour #satire #memesdaily #memes2022 #memes #fantasy #the witcher #ai generated art #jaskie #taco bell #chamomile