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He's so convinced that I, a person who doesn't watch Succession, thought that he was. Like I thought Shiv married into the family by marrying him?? 😂
So hopefully that means that he and "cousin Greg" aren't related. Right? Right?
Love how ever since him and Shiv got married Tom is convinced he’s part of the team.
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Happy International Penguin Day, Oswald Cobblepot 😊❤
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"Did you know that male emperor penguins keep their eggs warm by balancing them on their feet?"
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Everyone who doesn't know him, check him out, he's a very entertaining villain 😊😁
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Prompts Masterlist
Fake marriage prompt
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Fake marriage 😁😂
other people being able to have the same last name as you without you being related is so scary. what if I run into one of them and we have to start a law firm
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Oh, we know why. 😉😂 He just doesn't.
WHY IS HE DOING THAT?!?
Why why why why?!?!?
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Black Noir's staring intensifies 😂
The Deep: I could be a member of Maroon 5 and none of you would ever know
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This unhinged piece of entertainment 😂
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and Harvey, he's so funny and real 😊😂
Not to forget Ed
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and this badass man 🥰
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I hope I forgot no one (almost all of them murderous 😆😂)
I’d like to try something different.
Make a reblog chain with your mutuals or anyone who’d like to join of who your favorite Gotham characters are. Can be more than one.
I’ll go first of course.
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None forceful Tags (please tell me if you don’t wish to be tagged) @i-smoke-chapstick @my-sanity-is-long-gone @jervis-tetch-my-beloved @une-lueur-dans-la-nuit
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Oswald: Ed?
*Ed.exe stopped working. The Riddler is now in charge.*
Oswald: Ed? Please say something.
The Riddler: You just shocked him into disappearing.
Oswald: You again.
The Riddler: Call me by my name.
Oswald: Tell me that I didn't mess up with the animals first.
The Riddler: No. That was a stupid, impulsive decision! Do you even know their names?
Oswald: Uh...
The Riddler: Let me guess: *points at a penguin* Edward *points at another* Edward *continues* "Edward Edward Edward Edw-"
Oswald: Enough!
Oswald: Riddler. And I am not naming another animal after you.
The Riddler: Not even after my name?
Oswald: No, not even after yours.
The Riddler: Fine. It was weird of you to do that anyway.
Oswald: Oh, please! Don't tell me you don't like it. You like it just as much as Ed does.
*The Riddler.exe stoppped working. Ed is now in charge again*
Ed: Pancakes?
Oswald: Finally! Something we can agree on.
Edward: excuse me, Oswald-
*Sees Oswald surrounded by baby penguins, puppies, and kittens*
Oswald: …😳
Edward…Oswald.
Oswald: Hey Edward!
Oswald: How did you sleep?
Oswald: I adopted ten animals-
Oswald: would you like pancakes?
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Incorrect Season 3 Edward Nygma Textpost
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Here's the original post
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The Riddler used to wish he was a theatre kid.
I'm also correct ✅
The Riddler was a theatre kid.
I'm correct ✅
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Here's some of the others: (warning for canonical unhealthy alcohol habits)
Jim Gordon: Police bru-uhm, I mean catching perps.
Harvey Bullock: *Slowly closes his alcohol flask* Well, it certainly isn't running up stairs! JIM!
Edward Nygma to the hallucination: Hush, Oswald!
Harvey: He isn't here, weirdo.
Ed: Not unless I take another one of these *holds up pills* in the next hour or so.
Barbara Kean: Mine is demanding information on whatever that is. And my beautiful girlfriend of course 🤗.
Victor Zsasz: I'm not living on your schedule, guys. Disco times for me. Good night, everyone 🙃.
Harvey: It's eight a.m.! It's freaking eight-I need a drink-oh. Yeah :/
Oswald Cobblepot:
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The Boys Incorrect Quotes Masterlist
"Go get it, girl! Girls get it done" (Maeve, Annie, Ashley & Homelander Humour)
Third Secret Identity
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Maeve, walking into the room with a woman on her arm and a bottle of alcohol in the other hand: Nope, clear as fuck.
Annie, joining her, looking very tired: I meant that as a joke cause that line is so ridiculous. Life is shit.
Maeve: Cheers to that.
Homelander: Yes! Girls get it on.
Ashley & Annie at the same time: Done, girls get it done.
Maeve: Not me *winks at her date*
Ashley: Starlight told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, girl." So I’m going to go get it, girl
Homelander: get what?
Ashley: unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe
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Ed's revenge for his Edcicle time 😂
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Encases him in jello <3
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I find the thought that he attemped to prank Ed but that it then backfired even funnier 😂👌
Let's just say, you inspired me to do something. I'll link the project when i'm done 🙃
A Funny Scene Featuring Edward Nygma’s System
Riddler: Hey Ozzie, I dyed the body’s hair green. Think Ed’ll be pissed?
Oswald: …we’ll see I suppose.
*later
Edward: OSWALD WHY AM I GINGER!?
Oswald: if it’s any consolation, I’m still attracted to you.
*a few minutes later
Edward, now bald: …I have regrets.
Oswald: *trying desperately not to laugh*
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The irony of me reading this and thinking yes, I could write this, while having misread this as *Oswald* and Ed 😆😂.
Tried to be helpful but my tired mind was too focused on Nygmobs 🤷😄
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Jim and Ed guys???
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Often things considered "cringe" are just things you like that other people are unable to get into.
Analysing, observing and maybe even writing relationships is something that can make you better at real life communication.
Oh, and in any case: you're on Tumblr, you'll probably never be insulted for shipping in generel. 🤫🙂
it is so fucking embarrassing to ship fictional characters. why am I like this
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