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yingandzhan · 4 months

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People be like... "Oh WWX didn't have a major crush on LWJ in his first life."

Meanwhile canon WWX is that obsessed with the dude he could tell he was walking differently to how he usually does! He's got it BAD! So bad, he studied every intricate detail of the boy, right down to his movements and he knew LWJ was hiding a leg injury even though he was hiding it well.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs novel #i rest my case #no further questions your honour

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antaripirate · 1 year

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using the scientific method, i have reached a conclusion: all antari need therapy, a proper sleep schedule, and at least one lil forehead kiss per day

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theclaravoyant · 9 months

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crowley's profession is bookshop cat

#no further questions your honour #crowley #good omens

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vos-porwave · 4 months

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spiderman could be a magical girl

#no further questions your honour

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cluelessbees · 2 years

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I’m in my ‘just look at them’ phase as a byler shipper because

Just LOOK AT THEM

#byler #stranger things #no further questions your honour #they’re gay and in love #literally LOOK AT THEM

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feraltwinkseb · 2 years

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I’m just vibing with them all to be honest

#no further questions your honour #unless someone questions me and I will absolutely elaborate #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #meme?#allignment chart #ogferal

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skeleton-squid-boy · 1 year

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I use >:( a lot and it's very important to me for you to know when I send >:( I am imagining a little blob fish. but angry.

:( - blob fish

>:( - angry blob fish

#no further questions your honour #shitpost #blob fish #squids bullshit

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babydxhl · 2 years

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'did you get enough love, my little dove / why do you cry?' is such a marycoded lyric

#;;ooc.#no further questions your honour

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california-112 · 15 days

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Evil library. Liebrary

#the scientist speaks #no further questions your honour

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ofcrimsonenchantresses · 1 year

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ridley scott: i’m making another gladiator movie me: idk if you need to do that, gladiator is such a good movie and- ridley scott: i just cast pedro pascal me: son of a bitch....i’m in.

#;mun rambles #no further questions your honour

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mrs-khanacademy · 2 years

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fell asleep on a blowup bong cleaner today

#no further questions your honour #work #no one comes in #what else was i supposed to do #???#mrs

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ourdreamsareneon · 7 months

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why do you guys hate gale when he's this fuxking cute? I think yall are just allergic to men being nice to you

#which is FINE btw #if i was still 18 and actively only dating drug addicts and gang members (true story) i also wouldve been like #fuck gale! astarion only+#but now that im a lil more grown im like omg human connection omg youre so nice #i say allthis while actively romancing astarion #BUT its not bc i think i can fix him (like with my aformentioned exes) its because i relate to him #no further questions your honour.#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios

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tweedstoat · 1 year

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I'll die on the hill that kingslaying isn't even that big of a crime idgaf. Lean into the kingslaying tho. Stop trying to replace the kings with other kings.

#you know the reason the gods dont punish kingslaying and kinslaying?#but punish people who break guest right???#its because theyre communists like me and gaemon palehair no further questions your honour

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steeloptic · 2 months

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