#not joking btw

[xareios]

🍙🎂 Happy Birthday to Osamu Miya (28) , owner of Onigiri Miya! Aka the better twin! Aka the best thing since sliced bread!

#ハイキュー #haikyuu #Osamu #miya osamu #Onigiri Miya #miya twins #not joking btw #i love him so much #look at him #he's so cute #my heart #haikyuu fanart #hq!!

[qjaiden]

no way this is a real taylor swift lyric 😭😭😭😭

#not joking btw #trinketz trinket

[lauruus]

have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying

#not joking btw #HE'S SO !!!!! #noé archiviste #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas

[klapollo]

oh "the north remembers" is from game of thrones?? I thought it was like a civil war bragging thing

#not joking btw

[sickacademia]

when nobody got me ik tumblr user cashewnutgf got me

#not joking btw #moots i'm inviting for my wedding

[swagging-back-to]

thinking about that post that shows the difference between chinese tiktok and american tiktok and knowing that the dumbification of my generation and literally everyone who even casually uses tiktok is intentional and not something im just making up.

#no seriously regular tiktok users are dumber than even the lowest measurable iq #not joking btw #not even a smidge. #meanwhile in china tiktok videos are geared towards intellectual and professional development. #anti tiktok #fuck tiktok #tiktok is a plague

[hoperays-song]

can u do more of those texts between johnny and his dad please

Absolutely!!! Sorry for the delay in response, my school got crazy. I hope you enjoy!! - Gooseless

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#sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing marcus #sing big daddy #marcus is me fr fr #not joking btw #i have sent things very similar to this to my actual kids #in marcus's defense it would have been funnier #johnny would have been grounded still #but yeah way funnier #rosita just snorted and shook her head when johnny showed her the texts

[niteshade925]

us is not a melting pot, it's a salad, where different groups of people metaphorically cut chop slice dice and shave themselves into the desired form to fit in this dish, and everyone is held together by this thin dressing

#:) #i saw that post #and i will say as a 1.5th gen cn immigrant i would rather die than watch bullshit like eeaao #not joking btw #thanks to that sinophobic esl teacher I woke up to reality pretty early on

[rodeoromeo]

gonna get a gretsch t shirt and when guys are like oh do you play guitar I’ll just be like oh no I just think gretschs are sexy 💕💕 feminism LOSS

#not joking btw #op

[bakurasvampire]

my friends will be like “oh my friend mike? yeah he’s pretty neat.” and the person they’re talking to will look behind them and all of a sudden i’m girly pop dancing to korn

#random rambles #not joking btw #my cousin and i have done this before

[acasternaut]

you guys i think i am maybe autistic

#not joking btw #tonight is the first time ive been struck with a deep sense of 'hm. i dont think this is a very normal reaction.'

[toecrust69]

It's coming closer

#not joking btw

[hildegardladyofbones]

Oh to fall asleep in the comfort of my headphones but I'm already kinda deaf from them :/

#not joking btw #i will not hear you in a crows #crowd* #and im already bad with filtering sounds #idk which caused which thi #tho* #fuck #misophonia

[robotpussy]

was the swag era the worst in human history or are you just antiblack 🧐

#not joking btw

[zarovich]

can someone pls become mutually obsessed with me forever so i dont have to kill myself

#personal #not joking btw

[sync-up]

Me going to London to film GHD at least 3-4 times 🏃💨

#groundhog day the musical #groundhog day #not joking btw #mod post