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the-amazing-spider-bi · 4 years

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Lesbian Madison headcanon s? Like her coming out to Zoe and stuff

omggg thank you so much for this ask i love this!!! i sort of wanted to do the coven ladies at pride but it would have been very very long and i wasn’t sure this was what you wanted so here we go:

alright so first option is: Madison, as we see her in the show, is a lesbian

which actually makes sense

sure Madison be very aggressively sexual around men, but frankly, it looks more like a way to gain power over them than actual attraction

compulsory heterosexuality is a thing

and Madison is very deprived of validation and love, defining her own value by her attractiveness, hence her need of validation from men (as well as from older women like Fiona)

but i also like the idea of a slightly au madison who is already out

she has had girlfriends in the past and TMZ has had its fun with it

she is more of a “one hand holding a Starbucks cup her arm linked with another second-rate actress other hand flicking off the camera” type of gal

in any case at first when she was an actress she would make out with her friends at parties and be like no i’m not gay haha everyone does that girls are just better

even once she comes to terms with it, she would deny it to others in the industry for a while because she knows what it would mean for her career since she’s typecast as the hot love interest/alpha bitch in teen movies

on that note i strongly believe the first person she would really come out to is Fiona, in the episode they hang out in. she would try to pass it off as off-handed while secretly caring and Fiona, being herself, would just say something vaguely insulting like “well, lucky you. at least you’re getting fucked over by people who know how to make women come” and then give her a cigarette

madison probably has a bit of a misguided crush on Fiona that is more like “do i want her to validate me because of my mommy issues or do i actually think she’s a milf because of my mommy issues”

anyway Nan def knows because she reads minds. she probably tries to bond over it and madison tells her to “ew! stop trying to get in my pants, you weirdo”

Queenie either knows because she’s read it somewhere and gives zero shit or she doesn’t know and give zero shit. that crazy girl’s drama is none of her business and she would like to be excluded from this narrative

Misty tries to bond with her over having a crush on a straight (ha! as if) girl and that’s probably when madison pushes her into a grave tbh

basically everyone knows. except for Zoe, who doesn’t care for celebrity gossip so she isn’t aware

being a bisexual disaster, she assumes madison is straight

madison: immediately latches onto her, dresses her up in sexy clothes, goes to a party with her as her date, builds her a person, literally has sex with herzoe: wow i sure wish i knew what madison really thinks of me :)

Madison simply does not talk about her feelings. partly because she has not processed one feeling in her life also just because talking in an open, vulnerable way is icky. but she assumes Zoe knows

obviously Zoe has been questioning her sexuality ever since madison tried to stab her as she arrived in the house. that’s canon ok

anyway my point here is Madison probably wouldn’t come out to Zoe. i think they would be “dating” (-read: giving Zoe makeovers that are just about the intricate rituals of putting makeup on another girl’s face, breath ghosting over her skin, fingers delicate on her cheekbones as you tell her to open her lips to put on gloss + crashing parties while drunk as Zoe babysits Madison, which madison counts as dates) they would “dating” for six months until eventually, Zoe is the one who comes out to madison

very hesitant but trying to be all “i’m bi so if you have a problem with it!!! i don’t (voice breaks) i don’t care”

and Madison just. gapes at her

for five minutes

zoe: what? are you homophobic or whatever?madison: zoe you waste of space i’m a lesbianmadison: cordelia and misty are dating. i literally talk about how much i hate men all the time. this is a witch coven what the fuck do you think

Zoe's third eye shoots wide open

madison: zoe if you thought i was straight what do you think we were doing. zoe: i don’t know okay it was a honest mistakemadison: oh my god i can’t believe we thought you might be the supreme

so Madison thinks they started dating six months ago and Zoe thinks this is when it began

and that’s the story of why neither of them can agree the date of their anniversary!

#zadison #zadison fic #madison montgomery #zoe benson #ahs #ahs coven #léa talks #asks #anon

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bts-dontknowher · 7 years

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Dangerously - Chapter 1

HAHA I LOVE JIKOOK.

Jungkook x Jimin x Reader

Word Count: 1,784

Genre: Fluff

This is literally a soulmate au and it’s a poly relationship with Jikook. And...it’s...probably shit but I’m into it so.

“Stop looking at me like that”, my best friend grumbled, his eyes still glued to his phone. I didn't realize I was even staring until he pointed it out. He lazily rolled his head around to look at me and I felt flustered, “sorry, it won’t happen again”. He stared back at me until I looked away, making him laugh, “you can sure dish it out”. “Shut up, Jungcook.” I pushed his face away and sighed, getting my phone out. “Are you nervous?” His voice was soft, which is unlike him, so I stared at him again, “nervous for what? This is your day”. He glared at me for a couple seconds then sighed, “I know but this could mean we never see each other again”. “You think that just because you find your girlfriend means that we won’t see each other? As friends?” He shrugged and looked down at his phone, “shit it’s almost my birthday”, he looked at me again, “what if she’s ugly? What if we’ve already met and never knew it was us?” I laughed softly, “what if we’re matched?” He shook his head, “nah, there’s no way. I mean I love you, but I don’t know”. “Aw! I love you, too, Kookie!” I threw myself onto his lap and wrapped my arms around his neck, hugging him tight, “you’re the best”, he cut me off by shoving me away from him and onto the floor, “get off of me, you crazy woman!” I pouted and forced fake tears up into my eyes, “you’re so mean”. He shrugged and helped me back onto the couch, both of us gasping when his phone dinged. He shoved it at me and I looked at it before taking it reluctantly. I opened the text and my eyebrows pulled together, “What does this mean?” “What? What does it say?” I tried to tap something, anything for some type of definition but nothing happened obviously. He tried to snatch the phone back but I shook my head, “it says ‘Jeon Jungkook. Happy Birthday! We’re excited for you to meet your soulmate. Unfortunately, things are a little complicated with this one. Please standby’”. The color left his face and I heard my phone ding seconds later so I grabbed it, gasping as I read the same message but with my name and minus the happy birthday. “Does this mean we got each other?” He shook his head quickly and ran his hands over his face so I held the phones up, a new message coming in to both of our phones at the same time. ‘You are now being transferred to your soulmate.’ Jungkook jumped up and started doing jumping jacks, “WE ARE NOT SOULMATES!!!!!” I smiled at him then went to the chat that was created for the two of us, at the same damn time. Oh, yeah, we’re together—wait a second, Jungkook, look, it’s not just you and I!” I gave him his phone back and he looked so surprised, “what number is this?” I glared at the side of his face, “how in the world should I know?”

Welcome to the chat. Please, use this app to get to know each other, forever is a long time!

Unknown: Uh…hello? Who’s the youngest that finally set this off haha?

Jungkook and I stared at each other until he broke, “is it a boy or a girl? I shrugged and looked back at the message, chewing on my lip, “I don’t know…but does this mean that we are going to be in a…a…” “A giant threesome?! YEAH, I THINK SO.” I gulped and he dropped down, doing pushups. He’s such a weirdo.

Unknown: I’ve been waiting for almost 2 years now, thought I was the only person in the world that didn’t get someone. Unknown: Oh man, but it looks like there are two of you. Y/N: Yeah, it’s two of us… My name is Y/N. Jungkook is the other one. Unknown: Ah, I’m Jimin. It’s nice to meet you. Both of you. Jimin: Wait, there’s another boy? That’s…weird. Do you two know each other? Y/N: We’re best friends, actually, since we were kids.

For clarification in this rare, but not unheard of, situation, you were paired together in a group of three because each of you is perfect for another, but you’re all connected. We are aware that you may not identify as homosexual, but this grouping has a very strong connection. Good luck to all of you.

Jimin: That’s heavy. Jungkook: I don’t like boys. Y/N: You’re so closed minded. Jungkook: I’m going home, I need to think.

I looked up at him and he was putting on his shoes, “I’ll see you later, promise. I just need to think”. I smiled slightly and watched him leave then went upstairs, taking my clothes off and climbing in bed.

Jimin: I wouldn’t say I particularly have feelings for boys either. Y/N: That’s not important. Where do you live? Jimin: Seoul, South Korea. Jungkook: Well, this will never work. You’re too far. Y/N: Jungkook! BE NICE. Jimin: Do you two live in America? Y/N: Yes, California. Jimin: Ah, well, good thing I’m moving there then. Jungkook: Ironic. Jimin: I got a job there, and I’ve always wanted to live in America. Y/N: Your English is really good for someone who has never lived here. Jimin: I learned when I was younger, because I knew I’d want to go there someday. Jimin: I wonder who is specifically destined for who. Y/N: Me, too, honestly. It would be interesting to see that.

We received your concern and the specifics are as follows: Jimin to Y/N, Y/N to Jungkook, Jungkook to Jimin. However, the connection is shared between all of you. It just is weighted differently.

Y/N: We should make our own chat, I hate that they’re watching everything we say. Jimin: It was helpful, though. Jungkook: I don’t like boys! Jimin: Good thing I’m a man then. Y/N: Ah, that was smooth. I’ll make a new chat.

I left the chat made by them and just made a normal one with our numbers.

Y/N: Alright, better. Jungkook: So, you love me, huh? Y/N: I don’t see this happening for us. Jungkook: They said you’re fated to me. You don’t seem repulsed by it. Y/N: Why would I be repulsed? You’re not ugly or disgusting. Y/N: A little creepy, I guess. Jungkook: Don’t push it, babe. Jimin: Speaking of ugly, what do you two look like? Jimin: *picture* this is me.

My mouth dropped open and I just stared at the picture in shock. Oh my… Holy shit, this isn’t real, is it? Boys don’t look like that in real life, do they? He’s fucking hot.

Jungkook: Hm. Jimin: What? Jungkook: You’re hot. Jimin: Oh? I thought you didn’t like boys. Jungkook: I might as well adapt to the idea. Jungkook: This is me. *picture* Jimin: Wow, you’re really… Jungkook: Lay it on me, tell me I’m ugly. Jimin: No! No, you’re anything but ugly, Jungkook. Jungkook: Y/N? Jungkook: Did you sneak off to touch yourself to his picture? Y/N: WHAT?! NO! I was just looking. Jimin: At my picture? I’m nothing special. Y/N: *picture* Jungkook: I took that picture! Jimin: You’re so beautiful. I’m jealous that the two of you know each other already. You’re both attractive, I guess good looking people stick together. Jungkook: Our other friend is hot, too. *picture* Jungkook: I guess if I were going to be gay, he’d take the cake. Jungkook: Or I guess eat the cake. 😉 Jimin: That’s so crazy, holy fuck! Y/N: What?? Jimin: *picture* Jimin: I know Taehyung, too! Jungkook: I knew you looked familiar. Tae talks about you sometimes, but he’s only shown me one picture like years ago, I think it was you. Jimin: That’s insane. We could’ve known each other this whole time. Y/N: You two have fun, I’m going to bed. Jimin: Wait, no. Stay a little longer. Y/N: I’m pretty tired… Y/N: When are you coming here? Jimin: Next Friday. Why? Y/N: We can all hang out, Taehyung, too. Jungkook: Telling him about this is going to be crazy. Jimin: I’m excited to see his reaction, I’m sure he’ll be too excited about it. Y/N: Goodnight, boys. Jimin: Please stay. I have questions. Jungkook: Stay, Y/N. He wants to get to know the person he’s supposed to be in love with. Y/N: Shut up, ass hat. Jungkook: Bitch. Y/N: COCK SUCKER! Jungkook: Haha. Jungkook: HAHAHA. Jungkook: I guess you can start calling me that now, huh? Jimin: Oh my… Jungkook: Oh shit, sorry. I guess we should talk about that stuff before I go throwing sex jokes around. Jimin: Are you virgins? Y/N: No, neither of us are. Jimin: Me either. Jungkook: I’m a virgin at sucking dick, though. Jimin: Oh me, too. Y/N: I’m going to be the one struggling with that, not you two. I have two dicks to take care of. Jimin: Ah, that’s a very appealing thought. Jungkook: Right? I can’t say I haven’t thought about that before. Y/N: Gross. You’re gross. Jungkook: Whatever, you weren’t saying that when we made out that one time. Y/N: You have soft lips. Jungkook: You have a soft neck. Jimin: I’m going to change my move-in date to right now. Y/N: 😊 Don’t worry, we’ll have plenty of time for everything in the future. Now, I really am tired, we can play 20 questions later. Jungkook: She’s so worried about her tastes. Jimin: Tastes? Y/N: Not tonight, Jungkook. Jungkook: She likes it rough—really rough. Jimin: Ah. I’ll have to work on that. Jungkook: Not into it? Jimin: I’ve always wanted to be rougher, but the girls I’ve been with have been so small and fragile and I don’t know, they liked gentle and sweet. Jungkook: Ah, you like small girls? Jimin: Short, yes. I’m short, so it helps when they are, too. But god I would kill for a girl with…substance? Jungkook: Ass and titties? Jimin: That’s one way of putting it. Jungkook: *picture* like these? Y/N: JEON JUNGKOOK! WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT?! Jungkook: *picture* or this? Y/N: STOP IT! THAT’S SO WEIRD! WHY DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF MY ASS ON YOUR PHONE? Jungkook: Because I don’t have a girlfriend? Duh. Y/N: Ew, I could’ve gone my entire life without knowing that. Jimin: Goodnight, guys. Y/N: You can’t just leave after he sent those!!! Jungkook: Let the man get off in peace. Jimin: Yah, sorry. Definitely have something to take care of now.

I plugged my phone in and threw it on the floor, pulling my blankets over my head. DROWN ME. That’s so embarrassing!

I’m uploading so much today oops. I just want to get all of these on here so I know where I’m at lol. Also the chapters will be longer, I swear. <3

-Churro

#jimin #park jimin #bts #bangtan #bts jimin #bts park jimin #jungkook #jeon jungkook #bts jungkook #bts jeon jungkook #jikook #kookmin #Jikook smut #jimin smut #Jungkook smut

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worldofsurvivortibet-blog · 7 years

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EPISODE 1 (Part 1) - “I'll be sharpening my knife just in case” - Eddie

JULIA RAE

im gay

TRYSTEN

The Cheshire Cat is back again

ELENA

Ok it is only like 15 minutes into the game so I don't have anything to say but I love you Jay! So I am making a confessional <3

EDDIE

Im y'all putting me on a tribe with Jaiden who I have not talked to for months and who is in general probably the messiest org player you will find on the planet. I'm in vermont right now in at an inn with shitty service so I'm definitely ready to be booted out of this thing pretty quickly. But I'll be sharpening my knife just in case I can somehow make it a swap.

DARIAN

This season I'm going to write actually decent confessionals. At least I hope! This tribe is pretty lit and the people are so nice! I obviously haven't had a lot of time to get to know everyone but I cant wait! I really think this is going to be a great season!

JAIDEN

I'm actually pretty content with the tribe I got placed on, because I only know Eddie. I could probably use that to my advantage but I don't know if he likes me so... good luck to me. I like playing in games where I know very few people but I am definitely a little worried about Keyonjay being on the other tribe because he will probably go out before I ever swap onto the same tribe as him, and that lowkey sucks. I'm also SUPER concerned about Ting Ting because I hear she's a huge threat and she and Seamus are like, dating IRL or something so hmm. Gonna keep that on my radar.

DANI

Five minutes in and I already hate my tribe, there isn't really anyone I can put my trust in, we better not lose the first immunity challenge, I'm not leaving first again...

CHRISSA

um I hope i am okay in this game idk these people too well and I just hope i can stay a while I fucking hate not knowing the cast before but whatever can i just say I love Jay and that is all.

CARSON

Our tribe is really talkative... which is horrible for me bc im not asdfghjkl. Oh well we have a lot of comp beasts on out tribe so we should be good.

ACE

I've never done this in a game before but let me do a little cast assessment. First let's start with my tribe, Namtso! Jared and I have a lil history in games where I always always always get him out somehow someway. Who knows if he'll trust me! I LOVE KENDALL, nuff said. I have no idea who all the others are but I hope I can make friends with them and have them not vote me off n stuff. In Kailash, I already have Carson added but idk them that well. I love Chrissa and I hope we both make merge or swap on a tribe together and be besties. Dani can go! I love Elena I hope we can acc work together earlier this time than I did in Pompeii. I'm not sure about Seb, he literally just evicted me as hoh in another game rofl. Everyone else idk but I hate that I know more ppl on this tribe than my own tribe. I guess I gotta get talking huh? The last tribe with the unreadable buff has Matt and Trysten. Matt's my fellow furry and Trysten is also semi-furry so I hope they can survive. As for Jaiden, FUCK him I hope he gets out before I even have to deal with his ass. And again idk everyone else.

JAIDEN

Two confessionals in one night? Not surprising. I was really excited to have a non-messy tribe but for some reason, I'm put with two fellow normal people and four confirmed freaks. I don't even know who Johnny is yet but he's literally looped in with those weirdos until further notice. Let's do a quick cast assessment of my tribe, which I forgot its name already because ? flops only. EDDIE - Y'all really did this to me, huh? Eddie hasn't spoken to me since BEFORE October because that's the furthest our chat history even goes. It's me sending messages and him not responding and it's literally the most disappointing thing ever because now I have to work with him in order to exterminate the furries and dildo freaks of this tribe. He's a nice guy and I will only allow him to stick around premerge because he is also a huge threat and a bigger backstabber than I am. JAIDEN - flop JOHNNY - He is not here yet but I think he'll be cool to talk to later on I guess, because we're the same age but he seems more "put together" and like he has legitimate goals in his life. But he's also a college student so I don't expect him to be around much, so I just want to work with him until there is no more need for him if he truly is an inactive person. JULIA - Honestly? She's fucking annoying already lmao SORRY IF UR READING THIS but she talks about dildos and getting fucked in the ass by furries and it's just like... calm down. It's day one and she's already said about 500 things and it's 500 things too much. Definitely bottom of the tribe so far lmao. MATT - He IS loud and cocky and I think he's going to try really really hard to be the Tyson-esque villain this season, so he's also my least favorite because he is not going to be genuine or good at this game. He could go. TING TING - She's sweet so far but she's really hard to talk to because her answers are so short and they can end a conversation in a second. I feel like she's the only person I like at the moment and that sucks so much because damn, she's not easy to talk to. I'm hoping that we have to go to tribal council first though and pump some of those strategic juices into the tribe because I feel like she'll open right up if that's the case. TRYSTEN - Okay I immediately want him to be first boot because he's the most annoying but in subtle ways. He's like "SOMEONE ALREADY THINKS IM AN ALT" and like well, maybe because you're so adamant that you aren't??? Like shut up. And he's saying that Dani is his sister or something in his cast intro and literally no one cares, but you're just a freak thats putting a huge target on their back for no reason. Anyways...enjoy being the only person to get 21st place in this series :o FLOP! So yeah, there's my cast assessment for this tribe. Hopefully I can fall into an alliance and not get first boot from this horrific tribe, but it could probably be worse on the other side. Wish me luck, and tell the VL to suck my left nut! xoxo

KEYONJAY

I really like my tribe a lot. I have a really good feeling about Nicholas, that he could be a strong ally down the road. Kendall is hilarious, I'm vibing with her pretty well. I've had a short conversation with Amanda. Ace is a fucking amazing artist, and newlyf is cool even though I don't even know their real first name and they haven't messaged me back lol. I like everybody so far and I'm making a conscious effort to get to know everybody unlike in my other games where I would wait for people to come to me. Maybe it's the power of the meesh avatar, but I really hope my social game is better this time around. Y'all wrong for making this the first challenge tho @hosts.

MATT

So I just wanna make a SHORT rant on how I feel about my tribemates. Eddie: Eddie my fellow Gorlley. You're cool and I hope we do get to work together moving forward here. Jaiden: Bruh, you're funny and you also seem cool af. Let's pray my opinion on you doesn't change Johnny: Why u no active? Julia: I really feel like you might become one of my best friends here. You're really cool to talk to Matt: You sexy monster you. *winks* Ting Ting: Just like Julia, you really might become one of my best friends here. Trysten: Stop lying about being an angel, I can see right into your soul.

KEYONJAY

So I really wasn't gonna do the day one alliance thing, but Kendall proposed we go into an alliance and ofc I'm gonna say yes. haha. I do actually like her a lot so that's good. She pulled in Ace, and I wanted to pull in Nicholas because I feel like me and him gel pretty well. Hopefully people see Kendall as the figurehead because my whole strategy was to fly UTR but things change like that in this game. Basically, I just wanna make friends with everybody so I'm not the target regardless, do well in the challenges, and not overthink things like I usually do.

ACE

I'm talking to Ally in PC and I swear I'm getting Mega vibes from her. I swear if Ally is Mega....

KENDALL

Hello. It's me. I've been wondering after all these years, if you'd like to me. To go over everything.... Yeah that's all I know, I mean sure I could look up the lyrics on Google but I am far too lazy. No wait I also know HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE It has been ten billion years since my last confessional/game, which may seem mathematically impossible because I've only played survivor for one year but shut up because this is my confessional... bitch. Any who, I am back with two percent more evil and one percent more effectiveness. No longer will I be a drifter, just sort of hanging back and waiting for anyone to pick me up and drag me along, I will be the leader!!!!!!!! Despite having about zero charisma and even less interpersonal skills. But my mommy says I am special so there. Anyway I have made an alliance with people. Ew gross I know. But it has to be done. I've made a group of people who were speficially selected because of their incompetence in some areas. Ace the Squabit: I've played with Ace in Pompeii, we aligned for a short period of time before Drew voted him out. He is incredibly intelligent but he isn't particularly social. Creating a bond with him shouldn't be too difficult because of this fact. Keyonjay Dixon: Aside from having a bitchin' name, Keyonjay has one of the rare characteristics of getting my sense of humor. He isn't very connected to the community so I don't have to worry about any pregame alliances he may have made. In a previous game, he stated to have "played for someone else," time will tell if he will repeat this mistake. And last but not least we have, Nicholas: I don't know him very well and I don't have as much control over him as I do the others. Which frightens me... but I think we get along just fine. I've recommended Survivor seasons to him because he hasn't seen the show so maybe that will bring a bond of some sort. As for the other tribe members, Amanda seems pretty chill and Newlyf is fucking hilarious. I'd like to avoid getting them out if I can. Jared on the other hand... I don't particularly care. He is so boring and has terrible spelling, two of the worst qualities. He called me a psycho in a PM to Ace, which is mildly amusing because I don't think he knows how far it really goes. He doesn't trust Ace, he doesn't like me, he was barely on for the first half of the game. Jared serves no use to me or anyone in my cult... sorry alliance lol auto correct. Anyway I will update when I get more information but until then... HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DANI

I really wanna trust these people, but I really cant. I literally have one ally and it's already almost day 2. Well, one ally is better than none I guess. I just really wanna win immunity. I'm not taking the risk of going to tribal council.

EDDIE

Basically Ting Ting is a queen and I'm planning on making her my Sam of this game and I've pretty much let her know that. Although idk if she finds it sketchy that after once hour I said that but I honestly don't have as much time as a thought as I would so I need to leech myself to a strategically gifted iconic queen that will carry me through the beginning stages of the game into the merge. I honestly haven't decided if I'm going to stay loyal to Ting or not. But if I do vote her out it wouldn't be until the final 5 which is about the time that I probably should've cut Sam in bangladesh but I didn't cause I'm an emotionally human being. By that time though I'll probably have become way too close with Ting to cut her and I will probably make the same mistake I did in Bangladesh which is not taking out the clear jury threat and the person who will obviously win the game at the end. But that won't matter to me as long as I get to have fun bathing in the blood from all the other people who's demise I will cause. I'm going to busy these first rounds of the game but once things slow down and I settle into my city life I should be able to really get into it. I don't need other people knowing that though. Right now I'm just gonna play the sort of active, sort of inactive number for who ever is running the tribe (which will probably be ting which is why I decided to leech myself onto her). I believe Jaiden will try to run the tribe but he and I mean... he can think he is. But I will make sure Ting Ting knows all about his ruthless gameplay and the erratic and messy way he plays. She can do all the work rope in the numbers and I'll just be her little yes man. Whatever gets me to the swap tbh. Either way, I want to keep Jaiden on the outs while making him believe he's the leader. If I have it my he will be first boot, but if not I will coddle him and make him feel like I'm close with him right until I put the knife in his back which I'm hoping will he sooner rather than later, especially on a tribe with such small numbers. Idk how well that will work but it's worth a shot. I also have been talking to Roxy a bit and also matt. Im gonna go to them tomorrow on my drive home from vermont and be like "hey guys!!! Im a busy man!!!! Sorry couldn't talk to you last night!!!! And then talk to them all the way on the ride home and build up some type of bond or whatever.... Jaiden not being around tomorrow should make it even worse on him? Either way, I'm going to do a faceplant into Ting Tings ass. I have no shame in kissing someones ass just to get myself further in this game. That's what this is all about amiright? I'm honestly ready to be first boot, but if I'm not this should be fun.

ACE

I should be scared of the Pokemon Camp Community but I'm not really. Its true they are a force and nobody could stand against them if they are all together but I doubt half of them would make merge. Kendall and I are already planning on taking out Jared if we ever lose cuz he said he doesnt trust me and called Kendall a psycho (which is true in a good way~) Dani and Trysten might seem like a threat to others in tribe stage due to Trystan's bio I guess? I dunno. As for Seb idk why yall casted him cuz he's probably most likely 75% chance going to strike out and be removed anyway so nobody should worry about him.

DARIAN

So. It's been a day and someone has already asked to work with me. #Dani. I dont know where this is going to go i know I'm not committing myself to anything this drastic on day one. I guess it's nice to know I have one option! Dani seems really nice! So who knows

DANI

If we don't win this fucking reward challenge I will be PISSED, I busted my ass in that stupid ass unicorn game and pretended to enjoy that shit so other people would do it.

KENDALL

https://youtu.be/v5O6_rA0VFc

MATT

Honestly, I feel like I did good on this first challenge. I still trying to figure out who on my tribe would be the best for me to make an alliance with. In a sense, I am somewhat apprehensive because of Lazio and its endless tribe swaps....eh, time to snoop around.

KENDALL

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE THAT STUPID SONG FROM ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK STUCK IN MY HEAD. ~ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY, OH LOVE~ SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU JAY, SEAMUS, AND CARSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#wostibet #confessionals

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