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ranposlittle · 4 years

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Could you please finish the NSFW alphabet for Dazai? 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

Genre: NSFW (Proceed with caution plsss)

A/N: Ohoho~ someone's thirstyyy~ ಠ◡ಠ hehe no shame tho, anon. We're all thirsty here in the BSD fandom and I'm on a mission to quench it. (ㆆ∀ㆆ)ゞ Enjoooy~

A, C, I, L, O already answered here~

˚ * . ⊹ • ꒰꒱ • ⊹. * ˚

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• On his body, Dazai really likes his hair. He takes good care of it and always keeps it nice and soft. With his partner, he loves your face the most. He’ll always be caressing it, kissing it or just admiring it. (See letter “C”, also ;))

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• im not a shipper but- Dazai only get wet dreams once in like ten years and when he did once, he had a wet dream about Odasaku. He woke up feeling so worked up that even if he feels extremely ashamed about it, he just had to touch himself.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• Oh, he definitely knows what he’s doing. Dazai’s pretty well experienced in the arts of sex but that doesn’t mean that he goes around sleeping with just anybody. Usually, his experience came from a partner of some sort.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

• He loves doing 69 with you or he'll make you ride his face no matter how embarrassed you are to do it. He loves doggy too, but the one where your body is flat on the mattress/floor. He gets off with how helpless you look as he ruins you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

• Dazai is a humorous guy, it's true, he'll make light-hearted jokes while you're starting out but when you're in the middle and things are already hot and steamy, his jokes will turn into more of a dirty one too. "Jokes" about how perverted you are and how much he loves making you cry out loud as he pounds into you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

• Dazai is pretty well-groomed. He doesn't make it to a some kind of routine but when it gets pretty unruly down there, he'll get to work. His hair doesn't really get too thick there anyway so it only need a little bit of upkeep every now and then.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

• He doesn't really do it that much and would rather do it with a partner. However, he likes the thought his partner watching him masturbate. He'll even video it and send it to you if you want and he'll dirty talk while doing it, too.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Contrary to Chuuya, Dazai loves seeing you more in ordinary underwear. He loves how juvenile you look and it makes him want to dirty you up even more. He also have a kink towards some kind of exhibitionism/voyeurism, either you watching him or somebody watching you while he fucks you. Although, he really wouldn't go as far as to invite a third party. He just likes the thought. And of course, a some kind of dom/sub dynamic. Whether you call him your "master", "sir" or "daddy", he loves it all the same. I feel like he would really be into pet play and would love you to be his puppy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• The little drops of tears in the corners of your eyes and your wanton cries as he mercilessly pounds into you. The sight of you being fucked out of your mind is enough motivation for him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Golden shower. He'll be up to try any of your kinky suggestions but that. He'll straight up say no and it's not up for negotiation.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

• Dazai goes slow and sensual, it's almost infuriating when he's already worked you up so much. He doesn't really go fast but he go rough and deep. He'll slam into you with so much force that it'll knock out the air out of you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

• Dazai would love to just do it with you properly but if you really beg him to do a quickie (or if you turn him on so much that he just have to do something about it), he'll just perform oral on you. He'll make you wait until you get home before you can get your "reward". It's almost like foreplay.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

• He'll be up to it, yes. Although he doesn't really want to put you into a situation where you'll be humiliated in any way, he'll consider experimenting every now and then. It's not hard to talk Dazai into trying it out in a semi-public place or to use toys on you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

• Probably just around two rounds but that doesn't mean he doesn't have the stamina. It's just that one round with Dazai takes hours because he takes his time with foreplay and getting you off, his pace is also rough but slow so even if you'll just have one round, your experience with him will be no less than exhausting.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• He's not very much into toys and doesn't own one but he's thinking of getting a butt plug for his partner if they'll be up to it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

• Oh you know he's nothing but a tease. He loves to do it until you're practically crying and begging him. Even if he's already giving it to you, he'll still be teasing you, sliding his dick out of you in a snail pace before forcefully slamming back into you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

• Dazai is pretty vocal when it comes to praising your every move and whispering dirty things in your ear. His moans are always breathy and almost muted. He grunts when he comes and will time his grunts on every spurt of cum coming out of him.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

• He rarely watches porn but when he does, he can only get off with the extreme ones. BDSM, public humiliation, gangbangs, etc. That doesn't mean that he likes to do it on his partner though, it's actually the opposite. For him it's just about the excitement of it, nothing more.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

• Perhaps something like thisss. (Caution: Graphic content! Click at your own risk! - =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ﾍ( ´Д`)ﾉ)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• When he is with a partner, his need just never ending. He'll want to do it any given time of the day if his partner would want too. But if he's single, he can go on without it for a long time.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Dazai, despite consuming a lot of his energy, wouldn't really fall asleep right after doing the do. He's the type that feels more awake after an orgasm so he'll give you tons of aftercare.

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dazai-thirst-squad · 5 years

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Hey, (idk if the question box is still open or no), but, can you tell me how to more thirsty of Dazai? I want to do it since you're more thirstiest than I am.

Ah, my fellow Dazaian, how lovely that you wish to follow the Thirst Rites of our Lord’s wishes. I am His messenger, so I will gladly show you the way to Thirst For Him.

First, you have to picture his godly - no, wait, o t h e r world ly body and think of the en d l e s s possibilities what you can do with it. Imagine him wet -saved again from drowning - and he passes his hand through wet lockes of chocolatey brown hair and his Smirk. That goddamn Smirk, that MAKES YOU WET AND HORNY LIKE A BI-

Imagine that silver tongue, used to deceive and manipulate others, cr ea te magic, that leaves you br ea th l e s s and excited.

(FUCK I REALLY LOVE HIS TONGUE DAMMIT)

Imagine Him wrapping his bandages on you, slowly, se n sually covering parts of your skin as he ties you up and makes you WET WITH JUST EACH OF HIS HANDS’ SHORT STROKES ON YOUR SKIN DAMMIT IM HO-

His intelligence was never to be messed with. Because he is an enigma. A mystery. An unanwered question since His existence. A God who wields the power to make you fall to your knees and obey His every command. This beautiful being made us realize that you can change, as long as its never late. Because even if He loses everything, He wont stop fighting for those who had taught him the good things in life and that saving is a thousand times more beautiful than killing.

also REMEMBER THAT WHEN DAZAI WAS STILL IN THE PORT MAFIA HES GODDAMN SEXY WEARING A BLACK SUIT. FUCK HE LOOKS SO SHARP ALSO IT GIVES OFF THAT DEMON PRODIGY FEELING. FEEL THAT CUNNING, MISCHIEVOUS AURA FROM HIM WHENEVER HE OUTSMARTS HIS OPPONENTS. and remember that soft smile he always gave whenever he was at the bar with odasaku.

remember how s o f t this man can be when he wants to. Those melted chocolate eyes or warm amber orbs whenever he thinks of something that made him smile g e n ui n el y.

This man is always calculating events, every second and minute, he does not waste time in planning to secure the safety of Yokohama.

THE DAZAI IN DIFFERENT AUS OH GOD I REALLY WANNA LICK HIM HIM SKNSKDNDKDNDNEKWKOWNDB

You have to love every part of his body, leave no nanometer unturned. Worship his brain.

Build a shrine.

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bungou-stray-haikyuu · 6 years

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Holy Flip the Dead Apple Trailer

Ok so I’m actually going to be (finally) writing Chapter 13 after this post BUT I just wanted to take a moment to talk about the Dead Apple trailer because holy flip I’m crying.

Firstly: CHUUYA

Ok so if you don’t know already, Chuuya is my absolute favourite character ever I’m literally obsessed with him and seeing him ride a motorbike up a freaking wall just made my entire life I just...p e r f e c t

I’m actually super happy that his ability is being used in interesting ways because there’s so much you can do with gravity and I think that just using it to increase the power of his martial arts isn’t that creative.

Plus, and I only realised this about 5 minutes ago, is that the film starts/is set 6 years before the current day in the manga

C H U U Y A I S 1 6

16-year-old Chuuya with s h o r t h a i r riding a motorbike up a wall is just exactly what I’m looking for in a man, you know? He’s wearing pretty casual clothes (but he still has the hat aww) and literally looks like a teenager going through his rebellious phase Chuuya please be a rebel and run away with me, thanks.

Ok, I’m trying so hard to not lose it again while writing this - if you follow my Instagram and check my story you’ll have seen the absolutely ridiculous amount of freaking out and keyboard smashing I’ve been doing the past couple of days aha-

Secondly: The rest of the trailer

I’m suuuper excited to see how this plays out but I’ve been hearing a lot of people going ‘omg Soukoku’s past omg this omg that’ and ok, yeah I’m hyped but this is a movie...not the manga. I personally haven’t seen confirmation that anything in the movie is also canon in terms of the manga so I’m a little reserved about making assumptions and saying that ‘if it happens in the film it’s canon’ because Studio Bones is not Asigiri and everyone knows about anime adaptations that stray from the manga sooooo I’m waiting. If someone actually does know that the film will be canon in terms of the manga then please shout at me so I can get 2938749238479 times more hyped than I already am, thanks.

Fyodor, Shibusawa and Dazai working together? That’s world domination if I ever saw it. Those three could easily take over the entirety of Japan if not the world if they really wanted to. If you haven’t read the translation to the trailer then please do because wow my thoughts are running w i l d thinking about what could happen.

I’m super glad to see all the characters even in the trailer and that the movie doesn’t seem to be focused on Soukoku because as much as I love them, they’re not the only characters.

Ack I can’t really think of much else to say because about 99.999999% of my hype was seeing Chuuya considering I have been severely Chuuya-deprived since the poor thing got stuck in Poe’s book (it’s been over 200 days someone please get him out he doesn’t deserve this) and I hope he makes a lovely reappearance very soon now that we’re in a new arc and (do I need to say spoilers?) Dazai has been arrested lol I bet Chuuya was involved in a lot of those crimes.

IF Asigiri confirms the movie will be counted as canon material manga-wise then I’m hoping we get some lovely backstory about Dazai and Fyodor and adorable Chuuya and of course, Odasaku! Praise the lord we get more Odasaku screen time this movie is literally everything anyone could want.

Back to that IF - So, hopefully, some Fyodor-Dazai backstory and some Soukoku adventures which will be great (possible bff confirmation omg?!?!?!) Maybe some Kyouka backstory and maybe even a bit of Atsushi and Gin/Ryunosuke backstory too - oh oh Akutagawa’s eyes should be brighter (that is, if the animators have adopted the ‘eye thing’ the illustrator of the manga does) ack I’ll do an eye post (maybe more if there’s a lot) once I’ve analysed the first 4 volumes I happen to own so you can all cry with me when I tell you that Chuuya’s eyes are almost as dark as Kaiji’s (whos the illustrator said were ‘dead eyes’) and that Akutagawa’s eyes were so much brighter during the flashback where Dazai shoots Aku to get him to use his ability than they are in the present day and-

*ehem*

I’ll save the rest for the actual post but yeah...angst...

Hmm...I think that’s it so to summarise:

1. HOLY FLIP CHUUYA

2. HOLY FLIP EVERYTHING ELSE

Have a great day/night and look forward to Chapter 13 that will be coming to you later today/tonight/the early hours of the morning!

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nthletter · 7 years

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Odasaku!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor (I guess? I’m shit with hogwarts houses smh) | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: his good heart :’worst quality: his stubbornness probablyship them with: Dazai ofc, and pretty hard tbh, but I also crackship him with Q because I was dragged down into this shota hole by someonebrotp them with: Ango, even tho he irks me a bit NGHneeds to stay away from: the mafia and start a new life of happiness with Dazai and all the children they manage to fit into one house ;___;misc. thoughts:

H E D E S E R V E D B E T T E R

#bungou stray dogs #sakunosuke oda #character ask meme #ask

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alice-chan-chan · 7 years

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Tagged by @akutagawaas (thanks for the tag!)

rules: copy/paste and replace my answers with yours and tag people :^)

a - age: I’m a grown-up person =)  b - biggest fear: death  c - current time: 20:39  d - drink you last had: tea  e - every day starts with: the neighbors from the apartment above making too much noise >_< f - favorite song: Chuuya’s “Darkness my sorrow” for the time being  g - ghosts, are they real: I think that it is possible, but I esteem the possibility as rather low  h - hometown: Saint-Petersbourg (Russia)  i - in love with: Akutagawa Ryunosuke (the fictional one)  j - jealous of: Dazai Osamu who (has) had the eyes of the characters loved by me on him for a long time (Aku, Odasaku and Chuuya =__=)  k - killed someone: I am very skillful at killing mosquitoes (ʘ‿ʘ✿) Beware, you monsters, I’m always ready to fight you!  l - last time you cried: yesterday, while watching Gundam Tekketsu no Orphans T__T m - middle name: I’m not sure if patronymic counts for a middle name... Well, my dad’s name was the same as of some Greek and Russian emperors, so it’s an honorable one. (◡‿◡✿)  n - number of siblings: zero  o - one wish: happiness p - person you last called/texted: don’t remember q - questions you’re always asked: I’ve been always questioned by cashiers at local shops whether I’m old enough to buy beer, but this question is becoming more rare now as I’m less mistaken for a kid. XD  r - reasons to smile: any nice and sweet happenings, pleasant talks, good fandom news etc.  s - song last sang: don’t remember t - time you woke up: around midday  u - underwear color: white v - vacation destination: I’d travel to any place that is warm, has good climate, and especially has sea/ocean and mountains around  w - worst habit: whatever happens, I’m always worrying too much, and stressing literally over everything (◕ㅅ◕✿)  x - x-rays you’ve had: lungs y - your favorite food: there’s too many to list  z - zodiac sign: Cancer

I’m tagging: @luapensa, @harashins, @akutagawa-r, @brokenredflames, @tsukiko-ciah and @kyoka-izumi (feel free to ignore this if you’re not into this tag game of course)

#flashmob #about me

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