#ok goodnight 😭😘

[wakanai]

An Odasaku and Dazai edit

(btw to the 2 poor ppl I tagged, no need to watch. I just credited yall for intellectual inspiration. its in the description, don't mind me. just keep scrolling ty 😄👍).

Audio from: https://youtu.be/FxuUVwWmuzc?si=KdNSBkMjWRYJx5Gq

(random rambling incoming) :

Okir rrandom backstory cause I feel like sharing to the void. School break is coming to an end soon (:')) and I feel like I've wasted a lot of time (to be fair though, I still have 3 days JEDJJS) but anyways. yeah today I slept until around 2 pm. I was more productive and better today than the past days. I bought "The Purpose Driven Life" by Rick Warren and it was good, watched a motivational video on youtube, did some things, etc. (omygoodness I'm just rambling 😭

BUT ANYWAYS.

I've been making this edit for a while now (started it prob a few days ago) and decided to finish it today.

But like, it's funny. Cause something triggered me to finish it.

So yk how I slept until 2 pm today?

Well...it's 5 am rn and I'm still awake so like 😭😭 (don't follow me, it's not good).

But okay, so it's around early in the morning. I'm scrolling on tumblr. And I see my (probably) favourite blogger (sorcerersand...) rbing smthing odasaku related. I fangirl for a little bit - then decide to finish the edit (just because of that LOL 😁😃). Ok so I finished it! <33

So like, ofc making an edit requires some input/knowledge abt the subject, right?

Well, I'm going to credit @sorcerersandskillusers and @cousticks

for giving me some insight on Oda and Dazai's relationship - - which influenced me a lot while making this edit.

They have rlly good analyses abt not just odasaku but bsd in general - so check them out if u want. it's rlly good 👍👍👍👍

[omyglobb, this is so embarrassing 😭😭

don't mind me pls ty.

im on my phone debating if i should tag or not but whatever. dont mind the little fan and keep scrolling ty 😃👍 u dont need to watch the edit pls pls pls 😭 ]

Ok now that I'm done shamelessly rambling and its 5:30 am and I might regret this later, um.. lets go. 🏃

#aaa its my first edit upload TT #EIDJEJD this is insane 😭 #i hope someone likes this lol #hahaha yes ik im not a pro so some scenes might look bad #oh well TT #pls be nice lol #or not #idk do what u want #TT #bsd #bsd edits #bsd oda sakunosuke #bsd odasaku #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #ok goodnight 😭😘 #bruh im rlly starting to feel like i might regret this but eh whatever #do it weird/scared

[rockoblanco]

thought i was out of my fav edibles & i was gonna have to trek like 2 miles away to reup on them after a 12+ hour day tomorrow but found an unopened package in my bag :D !!!!!!

#😭😭😭 :D yipeeeee! #say what u want abt ppl like me who buy like 4 of something so we don’t have to keep going back to the store bcs we have no energy to go the #store #but honestly it is a good strategy if u have the room for it 😭😘 #im a ‘always buy 2’ binch so that way when im done with the first I have another but when I start the other that’s when i buy more #so I’m never out of something i need & use often! #ok edible kicking in LMAOO goodnight everyone!

[toastsnaffler]

istg one of these days.......

#ya know that post thats like texting lesbians: its throw bowling balls down the stairs day u better be game #one of my fave posts ever in the world #anyway my lesbian flatmate texts like the straight female friend part of that post and i love her but its killing me #its endearing but its so hard not to read it as flirty stoppitttt im already dedicating so much work to repressing this little crush 😭 #ALSO THAT POST THATS LIKE FLIRTING W GIRLS WILL HAVE U ADDING :3 TO UR TEXTS literally so true but I dont think she means it like that 😭😭 #like she talks to everyone that way I remember when I first met her me + my ex spent ages trying to work out if she was gay #bc we were so sure she had a gay vibe but every text felt like it was pointing the other way..... the vindication when I found out she WAS #anyway my resolve weakens with every 😘 emoji like im already thinking abt it dont give me any more ideas !!!! #its not even embarrassing anymore like how am i supposed to exist near someone like her WITHOUT ever having a gay thought #so im not sorry if she sees this. i take rejection like a champ dont be shy #but genuinely tho i dont think shes interested shes just cute like that. and idw make things weird cuz we're still living together next yr #itd be suchh a pain if i made things awkward right when we need to find a place. and anyway my best case is our 3rd flatmates WORST #i wouldnt do that to him god forbid #buuuut...... nope ok enough of that im going back to bed its almost 1am #this is what HAPPENS when u have insomnia tuning into the crazy radio every night #need to get onto dating apps and find smth new to distract me before this gets out of hand....... buttttt i dont want to >:| #its ok my patience is infinite i like playing the long game. i was into my ex for 2 and a half years before i made any moves #i can wait this one out too either itll happen eventually or itll pass. we're good #ok thats GOODNIGHT from me if u read this far wow ur nosy arent u...... jk ily sleep well everyone #muah all round #.diaries

[love-belle]

my sunshine !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they're the 'it' couple and everyone's obsessed with them, rightfully so.

or

for when you find your forever kinda person. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - finally it's here!!! i really hope u like it!!! thank you so much for reading, i love you <3

edit - changed it bc the person who requested it doesn't speak hindi x

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[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (74)

*How to avoid getting bitten by a rainbow snakey snake*

Prof.Demigloss: Mr. Anderson, please tell me one interesting fact about District 9.

Androcles: Ok! District 9 is known for its illegal rice cults!😀

Prof.Demigloss: Correct! Another point for Mr. Anderson.

Androcles: Yey!

Lysistrata: That’s not fair. That’s too easy, Professor.

Prof.Demigloss: Fine. I’m deducting 10 points from everyone but me.☺️

Lysistrata: Sir!

Livia: That doesn’t make sense.

Festus: 10 points?! But I only accumulated 8 points this year!

Gaius: I only have 4.

Apollo: I have 2.😀

Prof.Demigloss: Yey! A negative!

Lysistrata: Professor, you can’t do that! That’s not fair!

Prof.Demigloss: Do what?

Lysistrata: Deduct our points!

Prof.Demigloss: I can do whatever I want. I’m a dinosaur.😊

Lysistrata: I’m telling mother!

Prof.Demigloss: Yey! Demerits for everyone!

Domitia: Lizzie!

Livia: Thanks a lot, Vickers.

Lysistrata: I did nothing wrong!

Clemensia: I’m telling the Dean!

Diana: Really?

Clemensia: No. I’m telling Lepidus Malmsey and Capitol News.

Felix: Is that even allowed?

Prof.Demigloss: I’m going back to sleep now. Wake me up before my next break.

Coryo: Professor, please! I need my points back! I need to land on top!

Prof.Demigloss: Good for you, Crassus Snow. Goodnight.

Coryo: Professor!

Sejanus: I can always land on top of you, my love!😍

Coryo: Not now, Babe!

Sejanus: Kiss!😘

Prof.Demigloss: Mr. Plinth!

Sejanus: Yes?

Prof.Demigloss: If you and your sugar baby want to “make love” in front of the class-

Coryo: I’m his fiancé!

Prof.Demigloss: Sugar baby.

Sejanus: What should I do? Should I get a camera? 5 cameras?

Lysistrata: I have a camera!

Domitia: Take mine too!

Prof.Demigloss: Then please return my beloved Mr. Fluffy Feet-

Sejanus: I can’t.

Prof.Demigloss: Why not?! I need him! He’s my spy cam teddy bear!

Sejanus: Not anymore.

Prof.Demigloss: Return my expensive teddy bear! He belongs to me!

Androcles: No! Mr. Fluffy Feet belongs to me now! I’m his new best friend and partner in crime!

Prof.Demigloss: I bought him with my own paycheck, you thief!

Androcles: I found him, I keep him!

Prof.Demigloss: How could you?! You stole my poor teddy bear from me!😭

Sejanus: But Mr. Fluffy Feet is currently hiding in Dr. Gaul’s lab.

Prof.Demigloss: That’s why you have to return him to me. I’m scared.😞

Sejanus: Can’t. Sorry.

Prof.Demigloss: You’re not sorry.

Androcles: Sorry not sorry.

Prof.Demigloss: Is this because I illegally sold all of your pretty feet pics without the government’s permission?

Felix: You sold our feet pics?!

Prof.Demigloss: Online.😊

Gaius: You have my feet pics?!

Prof.Demigloss: Professor Sickle gave them to me for free.😊

Vipsania: My auntie gave what?!

Prof.Demigloss: She collects them. It’s her new secret hobby.

Livia: Ew. Were they ugly?

Prof.Demigloss: Half of them were either pretty or blurry.

Livia: Was mine the prettiest?

Prof.Demigloss: No. Snow’s, Creed’s, Ring’s, and Ravinstill’s were the prettiest of the bunch.

Livia: Of course they were.🙄

Diana: Which Ring?

Prof.Demigloss: Apollo Ring.

Diana: Figures.😔

Apollo: Yey! I’m pretty!

Hilarius: How about mine?😀

Prof.Demigloss: Ugly AF.

Vipsania: I don’t want to know!

Hilarius: How much?

Prof.Demigloss: How much what?

Hilarius: How much money did you make?

Prof.Demigloss: A million bucks.

Hilarius: One million bucks?!

Prof.Demigloss: I even auctioned off some of them last week.

Felix: You can legally auction off our feet pics without President Gran Gran’s permission?!

Prof.Demigloss: My dearest Felix, your granduncle was even one of my top buyers.

Felix: Nevermind. I don’t want to know.

Prof.Demigloss: I even auctioned off some of your old red skirts last month. It was fun.

Apollo: Is that even allowed?

Diana: I bought the skirts.

Lysistrata: Diana, how could you?!

Diana: I’m a skirt collector.

Lysistrata: Give them back!

Diana: No.

Festus: I want my shares!

Gaius: Mine too!

Coryo: But who the heck bought our pretty feet pics online?!

Prof.Demigloss: Mr. Heavensbee Sr.

Coryo: Of course he did.😑

Peacekeeper Joe: *runs in and salutes* Professor!

Prof.Demigloss: Hello, Officer Jovilius! How are you? How’s life?

Peacekeeper Joe: Stressed and underpaid as always, Professor.

Prof.Demigloss: Good for you.☺️

Peacekeeper Joe: Dr. Gaul wants to see Mr. Snow and Ms. Dovecote in her “totally legal” laboratory right now.

Prof.Demigloss: What for?

Peacekeeper Joe: I don’t know.

Festus: Is she going to buy our feet pics too?

Felix: I hope not.

Peacekeeper Joe: Are they still available?

Everyone: No.

Peacekeeper Joe: I’m sad now.

Felix: Thank Panem.

Peacekeeper Joe: Well, I still need Mr. Snow and Ms. Dovecote to come with me.

Sejanus: Can I come too? My beloved darling Snow Bae needs me.🥰

Peacekeeper Joe: No.

Coryo: I need my rich sugar daddy. I’m scared.

Festus: Me too!

Felix: And me!

Lysistrata: Let me join the fun!

Peacekeeper Joe: You can’t.

Clemensia: Officer, they’re my idiots. Please let them join us.

Peacekeeper Joe: I said no.

Coryo: Hilarius will give you his pretty feet pics for free.

Hilarius: I will?

Coryo: Yes, you will.

Peacekeeper Joe: Fine! All of you may join us!

Everyone: Yey!

Peacekeeper Joe: But be careful, be quiet, and behave!

Gaius: No promises.

Prof.Demigloss: Can I-

Peacekeeper Joe: No. You’re old. Dr. Gaul hates old people.

Prof.Demigloss: But she’s old too!

Peacekeeper Joe: And you’re a crusty dinosaur who needs to retire.

Prof.Demigloss: Crispus is sad now.

Apollo: Bye, Professor! See you later!☺️

Prof.Demigloss: Goodbye, children. Bring me 3 blueberry waffles and a cup of expensive coffee on your way back.

Gaius: Sure! Livia will buy you 10!

Livia: Ew. No.

*2 hours later, inside Dr. Gaul’s creepy “totally legal” laboratory*

Apollo: Yo, guys, look at that!

Coryo: Look at what?

Apollo: That! *points at a random glass jar* It has an ugly lobster monster mutt inside!

Festus: Cool! Let’s touch it!

Apollo: Maybe it can even slow dance and sing a song for us!😀

Felix: I hope not.

Livia: I’m telling mother.

Androcles: I’m going to steal that lobster monster later.☺️

Felix: Good for you.

Diana: Guys, look at that! It’s a big ass glass with a lot of wiggly candy worms inside!

Lysistrata: Those things aren’t wiggly candy worms!

Diana: Yes, they are.

Lysistrata: Those are baby snakes!

Coryo: Rainbow snakes.

Livia: Obviously.🙄

Festus: Let’s talk to them!

Androcles: Let’s steal one!

Felix: Where’s Dr. Gaul?

Peacekeeper Joe: She’s still in her private break room sipping hot tea.

Festus: Good! Let’s feed those rainbow snakey snakes before that crazy doctor kicks us out!

Coryo: With what?

Festus: What what?

Coryo: What are we going to feed them? Our limbs?

Sejanus: *pulls a body bag out of nowhere* I have a large sack of gumdrops and bread crumbs with me.

Coryo: Ok. Let’s feed them- Scratch that. Let’s feed me first.

Festus: And me! I’m hungry.

Coryo: Babe, feed me.

Sejanus: Anything for you, my love!

Gaius: *takes out his lunchbox* But can I feed them these tiny cheese cubes?

Festus: Do snakes even like cheese?

Gaius: Everyone likes cheese.

Coryo: Where did you get those cheese cubes anyway? Did my crazy cousin and her annoying cheese fairies gave them to you?

Gaius: No. A drunk Professor Click gave them to me for free!

Coryo: Well, that’s unfortunate.

Gaius: Why?

Coryo: I’m pretty sure that “Miss Alcoholic Click” laced those cheese cubes of yours with either posca, whiskey, or both.

Festus: At least it’s not cyanide.

Sejanus: Or rat poison.😀

Gaius: But can a baby snake even become a proud alcoholic like Professor Click?

Coryo: I don’t know.

Festus: Let’s test it out!

Gaius: Yeah! Alcoholic baby snakes! Let’s go! *throws the cheese cubes inside the snakes’ enclosure*

Hilarius: I have a question!

Clemensia: No.

Hilarius: Do rainbow snakes like to eat apple tarts or banana bread?

Lysistrata: I have an apple tart!

Diana: Can they eat oranges?

Apollo: How about grapes?

Hilarius: I’ll throw a banana just to be sure.

Clemensia: Sure of what?

Hilarius: I don’t know. I just want to throw a banana.

Coryo: Just throw everything in.

Diana: Ok. Whatever you say, Snowy!

Everyone: *throws every snack available inside the glass cage*

Gaius: Look! They’re all eating my tiny cheese cubes!

Hilarius: And my banana.

Clemensia: Shouldn’t we be worried about our own safety?

Gaius: What safety? We’re just feeding Dr. Gaul’s baby snakes.

Coryo: Clemmie, do you want to feed the rainbow snakes too?

Clemensia: No.

Coryo: You can feed them a gumdrop.

Clemensia: Fine. One gumdrop and we’re done. *throws a red gumdrop inside the glass cage* Happy?

Coryo: Look at that, Clemmie! They ate your red gumdrop.

Clemensia: Really?

Coryo: They’re now happy!

Sejanus: Have another one, Clem.

Clemensia: Give me the whole sack.

Sejanus: Yey!

Androcles: I’m still stealing one.

Peacekeeper Joe: Well, you do you. Goodbye. I’m going outside. Peace!

Lysistrata: Bye, Officer Jovilius!

Peacekeeper Joe: Just call me Joe.

Coryo: Bye, Joe.

Peacekeeper Joe: Bye, losers.

Dr.Gaul: *walks in* Ah! Mr. Snow! Ms. Dovecote- Why the f*ck are you all here?!

Gaius: We’re feeding your rainbow snakey snakes for free!

Apollo: You’re welcome.☺️

Dr.Gaul: Get away from my babies!

Felix: That’s rude. We’re still feeding and they’re still eating.

Dr.Gaul: Stop feeding my snakes!

Festus: Why? They’re happy!

Dr.Gaul: You’re ruining my project!

Hilarius: They ate my banana.

Dr.Gaul: F*ck your banana!

Androcles: Guys! *grabs a snake* I can hold and hug them now!

Dr.Gaul: Don’t touch-

Diana: Andie, get another one! I wanna hold a baby snake too!

Apollo: Me too!

Androcles: Here you go. *gives Diana a snake* A yellow and blue baby snakey just for you.

Diana: Yey! He’s mine now!

Apollo: Let’s name him Scamander!

Diana: Our pretty baby Scamander!

Felix: Can I have one too?🥺

Androcles: Sure! Here’s a pretty pink one just for you, Class Pres! *gives a cute snake to Felix*

Felix: Thanks. I’ll name this one ✨Little Saturninus✨.

Coryo: That’s a cool name.

Sejanus: Let’s name our firstborn son ✨Saturninus✨, Coryo!

Coryo: Sure. I approve.

Sejanus: And let’s name our firstborn daughter ✨Cassiopeia✨!

Coryo: I like Cassandra better.

Sejanus: Cassiopeia’s better.

Lysistrata: Cassandra Cassiopeia Lysistrata Plinth!😀

Sejanus: No. Your name is too long and too complicated, Lizzie. Sorry.

Lysistrata: Really?

Coryo: It’s also connected to an old but infamous viral disease.

Lysistrata: Which one?

Coryo: Rabies.

Lysistrata: I knew it.😔

Sejanus: Cassiopeia Plinth it is!

Coryo: Babe, my love, you can name our firstborn son ✨Saturninus Xanthos Plinth✨. How about that?

Sejanus: Saturninus Sejanus Xanthos Plinth?!🥹

Coryo: Sure. Whatever you want.

Sejanus: Whatever I want?😍

Coryo: As long as I name our firstborn daughter ✨Cassandra Coriolana Xanthe Plinth✨.

Sejanus: Deal!

Dr.Gaul: What the actual f*ck.

Androcles: Yo, I got my rainbow snake! Let’s go! *runs away*

Dr.Gaul: F*ck this. I’m going home.

#tbosas #crack post #crack ship #snowjanus #snowplinth #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #lucy gray baird #festus creed #felix ravinstill #lysistrata vickers #clemensia dovecote #hilarius heavensbee #dr gaul #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #hunger games #thg #the hunger games #suzanne collins #alternative universe #thg incorrect quotes #thg fic #tbosas fic #tbosas incorrect quotes #president snow #crack treated seriously #thg fanfiction #snake #coriolanus x sejanus

[twilghtkoo]

texts from boyfriend!haechan while on tour

note. i saw haechan’s bubble update of his spotify wrapped and then i thought of this :D so enjoy!!!

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out eating w mark and jungwoo and i asked for no carrots but they gave it to me anyways :(

if u were here i would’ve fed them to you but they’re sitting lonely on my plate and getting cold 💔

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it’s cold here here in bangkok ><

and ik it’s cold at home so dress warm bubs

and don’t stay up too late studying and don’t forget to eat and drink water

imy and ily <3

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*insert images*

look at the view from my hotel room balcony

imagine the balcony sex we coulda had if u were here😔

jkjk

unless??

i love u goodnight bubs

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*insert image*

yuta didn’t wanna come out w me so i’m in the streets of tokyo alone TT

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isn’t this the guy from that anime u like?? something stray dogs??

*insert image*

I FOUND A STATIONERY STORE

i should bring u here one day w me,,, for ljke our 1000 day anniversary…is that a thing?

would u wanna go?

baby u would flip shit in this store, my cart bouta be full 😭

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i messed up on stage today:(

but it’s ok cus im bout to devour this room service food 😫

let’s ft baby 🫶🏼

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*insert image*

selfie of me to help u sleep😎 ure welcome 😘

i rly miss u, especially right now

i’ve been having trouble sleeping lately

i hope ure sleeping well bubs, ily goodnight ❤️

#yeow6n #texts from haechan #haechan fluff #lee donghyuck #nct fluff #haechan #haechan drabbles #haechan imagines #nct dream #haechan x reader #nct haechan #lee haechan #nct donghyuck #nct imagines #haechan oneshot #boyfriend!haechan #nct drabble

[mariahcarreyyy]

coming back to thank you for the possessive lando content once again 🫶🏽

also in terms of saltburn (i genuinely think it’s so funny that i asked u abt it the night you first watched it): definitely not like a certified classic but i kinda see it as a super silly movie? like i think it would be one of those movies where you have a smoke sesh w/ your friends and put that shit on and just have a solid laugh 😭 idk some of it just had me dying laughing

ok i’m abt to go to sleep but see u sooooon (the days towards me making an account are actually so right around the corner it’s unreal)

— ❄️❄️

baeeeee thank YOU for giving me an oppurtunity to write it🙈🩵🩵

ALSO okay i may have been a BIT harsh about saltburn like it is super silly and the comedic aspect of the movie is literally my humour but it wasnt a GOOD movie tbh🤷‍♀️. And okay true that shit is sooo funny when u watch it with ur friends bcs its SO weird and all of u r js cringing tg😭😭😭

goodnight snowww i'll be waiting for that account😘😘

#my next mission is to watch the mean girls musical #but from the singing i heard from that rice girl... #no comment #mariahcarreyyy . . . ❄️ anon

[mangoposts]

goodnight minaaa love u and i hope you sleep well

there’s not much update other than the guy wants to hang and i don’t think he j wants to fuck (i’m way too scared for that shit anyways) so yay. he lives a lil far but i can drive so it’s wtv ALSOOOO our birthdays r only a couple days apart (mine is the 17th of this month and his is the 24th) i cant wait to see where this goes im honestly loving it

he’s a cutie bro i swear

ok love u goodnight pooks😘

-🦕

AWEEEE im so excited for you u need to tell me everything every step of the way

Also happy early birthday 🤍 Goodnight i luvvvvv luv u

the way u know my real name actually stabs me in the heart. I love u😭

#🦕

[yuujispinkhair]

One last before i hit the sack tonight (even tho it’s already midnight here xhdjsks) also tw nsfw twt art link

🥵

Goodnight sweetie 😘 *headpats*

(nsfw fanart of Sukuna)

OMGGGGGG I AM LOSING MY MIND!!! I need to lick him clean aaaahhhhhhh 🤤🤤💕💕💕 And ashdgsahdgkhsgdksgakd look at those pecs 😭😭💗💗 I AM NOT OK!!

Thank you so much babe!! 🥵💗

[iammanhar]

Day☛1297✍️+91/CG10☛In Home☛15/05/24 (Wed) ☛ 21:32

दिन की शुरुआत अगर भगवान की प्रार्थना - दर्शन से हो तो कितना अच्छा रहेगा । जोड़ा नारियल, धूप अगरबत्ती के साथ पत्नी जी के साथ आज सुबह गुरुद्वारा गए थे, वहां पर परमपूज्य गुरू बाबा घासीदास जी का दर्शन महंत बाड़ा में किए, यह पहली बार था कि हम दोनों किसी गुरुद्वारा में गए थे। बहुत ही रमणीय स्थल पर गुरू बाबा घासीदास जी का स्थापना किया गया है.... हमारी मनोकनाए पूरी होगा तो हम दोनों गिरौदपुरी धाम अवश्य जायेंगे......

बोलिए परम पूज्य गुरू बाबा घासीदास जी की जय 🙏🙏

आज भी एक visit पूरा हुआ है, छतौना visit का आज लगातार दूसरा दिन है, अपना प्रॉजेक्ट जानदार एवं शानदार है, अंतिम उम्मीद उसी प्रॉजेक्ट से है।

आज हॉस्पिटल गए थे, जया की हालात पहले से बढ़िया है, धीरे धीरे उनके तबियत में सुधार आ रहा है, कुछ दिनों बाद पूरी तरह ठीक हो जाएगी, ऐसी उम्मीद है, शीघ्र स्वाथ्य लाभ की हम कामना करते हैं।

आज अपना holding को खत्म कर दिया, बहुत बहुत दुःख हुआ कि आज शेयर बाजार में मेरे पास एक भी शेयर का holding नही है, लगभग 400 shares को आज बेच दिया, एक साल के लिए सोचा था लेकीन इमरजेंसी में बेचना पड़ा 😭😭

Ok bye bye goodnight 😘

[maybanksbabe]

ok i have to go meditate or something i can’t contain myself😂😭😂😭 love you libra and all the other anons on here!!!! goodnight everybody i hope you all sleep well😘 also sorry for all the asks i just get so excited i love this little community we have in this beautiful blog

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😂🧡🧡 I'll post the rest in the morning I'm about to go to bed 😂 thank you for your contributions tonight

#anons being lovely #🪼 anon #libra speaks

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

inari with an insomniac manager bc i cannot sleep for the actual freaking life of me 😒

Anon noo 😭😭😭 ok I hope you were able to sleep but I got you! Group Chat time!!!

*2:00am*

YN: hi guys 👋🏻

Suna: hi YN 👋🏻

YN: I can't sleep 😕 everything I try doesn't help!

Suna: I'm sorry Yn. You can talk to me for a while, maybe that will help!

YN: ok!!! I saw your Instagram of the twins fight in the hallway yesterday 🤣 I'm sad I missed it!

Suna: it was a good one. Atsumu got a few a few good shots in but Osamu's ground and pound game is better 💅🏼

Aran: YN, Suna... it's 2am!

YN: we can't sleep 😫

Suna: technically I can sleep I just don't want too

Kita: YN you need to sleep

YN: tell my insomnia that 😒

Omimi: what is everyone doing in chat at 2am

Michinari: I mean, Osamu and Atsumu aren't here so it's kind of refreshing

Osamu: boo bitch 😘

Aran: that was short lived 🙄

Ginjima: *mutes chat*

Omimi: YN have you tried getting up for a while and then trying to sleep

Kita: maybe read a book?

YN: I just read some fanfiction but now I'm wired

Suna: what kind of fanfiction 👀

YN: the kind I don't want to tell you about 👀

Michinari: what about tea or warm milk?

YN: I tried it but then I had to pee 🙃

Kita: well i guess we are all up now

Osamu: I mean at least the chat is calm

Atsumu: hi YN 👋🏻

Osamu: I take it back

YN: hi Sumu! I can't sleep 😭

Atsumu: you know what helps me?

YN: what?

Atsumu: a bedtime story

Osamu: you're a lier

Atsumu: NO IM NOT

YN: I mean, I haven't tried it before so let's give it ago

Atsumu: once upon a time, there lived a man

Yn: go on 👀

Atsumu: this man was the best setter in all the land

Suna: ffs 😑

Aran: *mutes chat*

Atsumu: Everyone loved and adored him. But he had a wicked twin brother

Yn: 🤩

Osamu: 0/10 would recommend 👌🏻

Kita: *mutes chat*

Atsumu: and his royal volleyball team was fiercely jealous of the man because his skills were beyond compare

YN: 😐 is this about you Sumu?

Suna: you just now figured that out?

Atsumu: everytime the setter would set in a royal match, his so called "friends" spikes would be perfection

YN: ok you know what, I'm actually really tired now. Thanks Atsumu!

Osamu: alright everyone hit the sack

Omimi: goodnight!

Atsumu: wait...

Michinari: see you all at school!

Suna: ✌🏻

Atsumu: 😐

#inarizaki with a manager who has insomnia #my lovely bbys #live action headcannons 🤣 #inarizaki headcanons #inarizarki #inarizakis manager #bullyatsumu2022

[hauntedbananacollector]

Happy Halloween!!!

Time to start using tumblr again bc I can't sleep and I just remembered tumblr existed!!!

Exams are tmr and I have to wake up in like 5 hours....😊😊😊😊 I never get this little sleep, very sad.

Anyways!!!!! Rn I think I'm getting back into reading😨😨 not that I wasn't already butt I think I'll be reading more books now instead of just at night time!!

I finished siege and storm 2 days ago and it was kinda crazyyyy.. I feel like sm happened..

There was a bunch of new characters in this book tho and I like it more than the 1st book!! I like nikolai and also tamar and tolya!!! They're all very cool.

Kinda sad genya wasn't in it that much though.. I rly liked her in the 1st book but she was like working with the darkling at the start of this one?! But then he like took her eye out so... yep.

Then.... this book was kinda sad :( mal and alina😡😡😓 always so difficult with them💔💔💔 I like them tho ofc!! But for like 5 whole chapters they were ignoring eachother😭😭😭😭 Then mal was like away 24/7 and getting drunk and alina was getting no sleep bc creepy darkling was Stalking her.. also i hate the darkling smmmm. Like?! Sm.

Uhh OMG then alina told mal why she flinched finally and she was like "I thought you'd be scared of me or smth.." and he was like "..." and then left. Then he came back into the room a while later and they were like making out?! But like.. it was like he was a vampire or smth the way it was written

Then it was actually the DARKLING?!! Bruh

Omg and alinas like confusing me sm. Like at the end she went over to the darkling and was like "ig this is how it's meant to be afterall😕👋😘" then they're like kissing?! Like idk if she's dating mal or what but this is crazyyyyyyy.. and I'm not sure if she's acting or is being genuine. Maybe they said it and I skipped over it too fast but I'm kinda confused how alina feels abt the whole situation. Like.. does she wanna go against the darkling and save ravka or does she wanna join him and be powerful.. IDK. First option probably butt I get soo confused where she's like "I'm hungry I need the bird mal" and idl what I'm saying

But yeah.. then her hair turns white at the end?! New look I guess?! I feel like it'll end up looking pretty cool thoo!! And I hope nikolais alive omg.. also his brother was sooooolo dumb.

And I hope genya is in the 3rd book more 💔💔 also! I bought the 3rd book today!! I'll probably be reading it after the two towers and then after that I can read soc!!! I've been dyingg to read soc. I've had it on my bookshelf since like.. June. Yikes.

I dont know too much abt soc I kinda just know the plot and the characters and stuff but that's abt itttt. But I'm glad I'm reading it in this order bc I'll understand the world better!! Also I kinda wanna post/save content for sab but I rly don't wanna get spoilers so..😓😓

I'll have to wait until I finish ruin and rising igg🙂🙂. Also I think zoya and nikolai end up together?! I see fanart of them on Pinterest. Idk how I feel abt zoya?! I think she has a sad back story and maybe she changes but as of now idk.

She was rly mean in the 1st book but in this one I feel like alina was also mean to her💔💔 idk if that means they're equal now?! But I thought alina was being kinda rude to her. Idk if that's justified by zoya being mean to her in the 1st book 🤷‍♀️ but the convo ended with zoya and she was like "Are you gonna send me away then.." and alina was like "not yet"

I was like Huh?! Maybe I overreacted idk.. writing it down here makes it feel less dramatic than it did when I first read it 😭😭

Also Tolya and tamar!!! Aren't they so cool?! I found out they were apart of the religion thing and I was like... Ok. Idk if it makes much of a difference?? BUT SOME OF THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZYTYYYT... ALINA WENT OUT AND THEY LIKE ATE HER ALIVE. Shocking. They wanna kill their Saint?!?

Ok goodnight... it's like 2am.. I'm still not tired 💔💔 also this post was so long omg. I feel like most of Pinterest is me talking abt random things🤔🤔 I need to start reposting more.. but I don't wanna get spoiled for anything 😭😭 like.. I haven't finished lotr, sab or fma. It's pretty sad🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️ Ok byeE

[baby-dr1ver]

I’ve been super creative tonight. Idk wtf is going on.

1. I made a playlist for Biblichor

2. I just finished a bunch of logos for a contest at my school

3. I did that adorable ask you sent me! Omg I died! So fucking CUTE!😭💖

Anyway, apparently 12am is when I thrive the most??? Ok I need sleep I gotta wake up early! Love youuuu goodnight bestie!!!!😘😘😘

GO BESTIE!!! I just woke up so, if there’s grammar errors, it’s not my fault

anywho, I’m almost finished with Din content, I’m b excited to put it out 👀😶