#i wouldnt do that to him god forbid

[toastsnaffler]

istg one of these days.......

#ya know that post thats like texting lesbians: its throw bowling balls down the stairs day u better be game #one of my fave posts ever in the world #anyway my lesbian flatmate texts like the straight female friend part of that post and i love her but its killing me #its endearing but its so hard not to read it as flirty stoppitttt im already dedicating so much work to repressing this little crush 😭 #ALSO THAT POST THATS LIKE FLIRTING W GIRLS WILL HAVE U ADDING :3 TO UR TEXTS literally so true but I dont think she means it like that 😭😭 #like she talks to everyone that way I remember when I first met her me + my ex spent ages trying to work out if she was gay #bc we were so sure she had a gay vibe but every text felt like it was pointing the other way..... the vindication when I found out she WAS #anyway my resolve weakens with every 😘 emoji like im already thinking abt it dont give me any more ideas !!!! #its not even embarrassing anymore like how am i supposed to exist near someone like her WITHOUT ever having a gay thought #so im not sorry if she sees this. i take rejection like a champ dont be shy #but genuinely tho i dont think shes interested shes just cute like that. and idw make things weird cuz we're still living together next yr #itd be suchh a pain if i made things awkward right when we need to find a place. and anyway my best case is our 3rd flatmates WORST #i wouldnt do that to him god forbid #buuuut...... nope ok enough of that im going back to bed its almost 1am #this is what HAPPENS when u have insomnia tuning into the crazy radio every night #need to get onto dating apps and find smth new to distract me before this gets out of hand....... buttttt i dont want to >:| #its ok my patience is infinite i like playing the long game. i was into my ex for 2 and a half years before i made any moves #i can wait this one out too either itll happen eventually or itll pass. we're good #ok thats GOODNIGHT from me if u read this far wow ur nosy arent u...... jk ily sleep well everyone #muah all round #.diaries

[venusararara]

Hi :) Gatherine talk number 1000 TW for death and sad stuff She doesn't have an identity without Bresklyn, Stacy, Dawsin, Benny, whoever it be. Her life revolves around them, they are her world, the only things she thinks of. Without loved ones, she's a desperate mess. Gatherine is aimless without someone to love. She cannot be alone, she needs someone. She doesn't know who she is. If you're all she has, she'll desperately turn herself into whatever you want or need. If you admit you love her when she's too alone, Gatherine will fall in love with you right then and there, and never let you go. Even if she's in obvious danger, she's doting over you. Unless, that's not wat you want, she can change. You need a guard dog? Will do. A living meat grinder? Yes, sir. An object? Anything you need, ma'am. She'll do everything in her power to keep you near, even if it tears at her morals or physically harms her. She will change for you so, so quickly, because she knows a never-ending bender will follow closely behind if you leave.

#totally canon bc what do you think happens when all of her beloveds are dead and gone? she just carries on? #no. there is not a happy ending. gatherines happy ending is only temporary. it all concludes with gatherine losing her mind #demons were built to be companions. the only demon she gets along with is benny. what tf do you think happens if benny dies in an accident? #gatherines life canonically lasts until her body degrades completely from her neverending bender and turns to dust #if her loved ones were dead and you were able to chloroform her and lock her up she wouldnt fight back #and god forbid you say “i'm doing this because i love you” or anything along the lines of ily she'd be like yes yes i love you too #god i love you so so so so so so much. please never ever leave me. never go away #where are you going? you cant leave me here. ill lose my mind. i dont want to lose my mind. what if i hurt you? #shes a damn mess when shes alone #yk rens route in btd? shed instantly fall for him and do literally anything he asked #she would have gutted law without even a moment of hesitation #did i do that right? this is wht you want from me right? we can be so happy together. just. dont leave!! stay right here!! #she would just sit there untied and let him do anything to her if she knew she wouldnt be alone

[petorahs]

not gonna lie my characterization and rationalization of akira's character has been easier to do once i found out he shares the same personality type as me.

like sure it's subjective or whatever but as one myself, ENFP akira makes a lot of his actions make so much more sense. same with ENTP goro. god it makes everything so much easier with arguably complex characters like them.

#aishi.txt #NOW IMMA BE REAL W U i cant pretend to know everything about personality types and learning about it makes my head SPIN #so if im wrong about their types (or god forbid my own type) dont beat me up!!! im just a little guy you wouldnt do that to a silly lil guyy #i know how. passionate people get about these. letters #but i just think knowing even surface-level about it helped Me in particular ^_^ #like it rly did. im a stickler for these things and i care if im portraying characters right somewhat in my art n analysis n shi #so putting them in these lil boxes and labeling them helps! #OUGHHH IM BEIN sooo.. smart n organized rn. lets freaking go #like i think its less 'oh akira just like me fr' but more like shit yeah that makes sense people do that #like if someone thinks its weird akira would devote himself to a man who betrayed and tried to kill him twice 🤨🤨🤨 #....lets just say they havent met me! #(me forgiving any guy who's wronged me before as long as they say the word or show a modicum of remorse) seems legit! #that being said i think akira just like me fr in the way that if i embraced my quietude or whatever #i think #i am an ENFP though even if i dont know anything beyond surface level ive done multiple tests on various sotes and spaced them out #by months #and kept getting ENFP #So objectively i am one 😎 (dont make me go into identity crisis mode pls! ) #i think it speaks volumes though like i understand all too well #hc but i think akira wasnt always quiet but he had to be quiet when he transferred which is obv and also being quiet came naturally? #but its obvious he doesnt always want to be #ie him laughing maniacally in metaverse. frequent flaunting and 'it's showtime!' stuff #for me in the past the 'quiet kid. unassuming' label followed me throughout school and i haaaated that but there was also no disputing it.. #i could only try to get close to ppl to show them the real me... -_- #i guess i relate to akira on that front #that being said im also probably mega projecting #but what is media and my own engagement of it if not a sandbox playground for me to do whatever #that being said if im severely ignorant abt this pls lmk im down to learn. i think i prolly am esp in regards to goro's type cuz #i didnt spend that long thinking about him. cuz akira's my fav dhdhdj #🫰goro's just fun to psychoanalyze. akira's my meepmorp if that makes sense

[iiapple]

the amount of people saying the Complete Obvious of not woobifying airy or excusing his actions is super annoying. now for that, i am completely serious about being an airy sympathizer #autism #mentalillness

#everytime i see a dumbass post about airy doing Bad Things and dont excuse him ​the drawn together A-DURRRR plays in my head #object show fans have no sense of gray morality and nuance. and when they discover things arent black + white its like they found Jesus #''airy killed a baby stop defending him 😡'' um. based????? #hes straight up some isolated autist that has lost his previous sense of self and is trying to keep himself occupied #god forbid an autistic guy wants a little bit of fun in his enclosure #also honestly. who cares if people woobify him. object shows are fucked up if you think about it anyways #in that case wouldnt everyone be toxic for enjoying characters that had done bad things? #i would be toxic for being an apple enjoyer because she targetted and harmed marshmallow countless times and was ableist. lol #ignore

[munku-collar]

Lol

#now lemme preface this with im glad i blocked a bunch of people #but like #they way people will try to force m*nk and m*ngo into a romantic relationship #when they clearly wouldnt mesh well #munk is nothing but annoyed with him in the show #when literally ALL they have to do to make it viable #is stick deme in the middle #but god forbid women exist right??? #take out the woman who canonically has ties to both of them #to try and shoehorn them together #like its so FRUSTRATING #they could make a good throuple with deme in the middle to smooth things out #but nope #easier to just erase her completely from either of their lives and relationship dynamics #i fucking hate it here #and people insist thats not whats happening #but its so CLEAR #like if you do dem m*ngo stuff it barely gets notes #and demstr only gets notes bc we fight tooth n nail for a ship which is fucking CANON to get attention #people insist again and again they dont hate women theyre not erasing women theyre not misogynist #but then do this shit #and if you mention it they literally attack you and call you names and insult you #like bro lol

[cinnamonic-thoughts]

no ok dont get me wrong i do love feminine short sirius black but. did we forget that sirius is canonically the tallest marauder. like obviously fuck jkr so canon is less important but also where are the fics where he towers over everyone. mr. flair for the dramatics would Love it. here are my contributions:

sirius will walk up to remus and just plant his face in his hair. when remus asks what hes doing he goes "mind your business" and walks away after a few minutes. the smell calms him and his hair is so soft that sirius cant help it

constantly makes fun of james for being oh so short despite the fact that the difference is like. an inch

despite being the tallest marauder, he can Always find and squeeze into the smallest hiding spaces when theyre pulling pranks, and the rest of them just cant figure out how he does it

until he makes an offhand comment about how he had to teach reggie how to hide so he could go and distract walburga, so reggie wouldnt get hurt when she was in one of her Moods

while im at it, sirius is taller than walburga by a lot, so looking at them next to each other, people find it harder to believe she could ever Really hurt him because after all, "youre so much bigger than she is, cant you just fight back or run away?"

big, loud, Bold sirius with legs a mile long + remus Dying when he wears any kind of shorts or, god forbid, Skirts

tall!sirius is so unexplored guys

#marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #tall sirius black #black brothers angst #sirius black angst #im obsessed with these stupid little gay people

[weebsinstash]

Now don't get me wrong, I like how... calm and unbothered Alastor is, or at least tries to pass himself off as being

but like.... we know he's a drinker.... and we know certain details about him having an alcoholic abusive father who was cruel to his mother which heavily influenced his whole Dexter serial killer morality bs... and I can't help but think of a fic idea where Reader and Alastor are together and, suddenly without warning you break up with him BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HIM. you're like, legitimately heartbroken and missing him but you broke up for a good reason and, time passes and you dont see or hear from him, you're basically just going on with your life, and, MEANWHILE HE'S JUST SLOWLY DEVOLVING IN A PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW

His radio show comes on and he's SLURRING and people are aghast. Alastor is usually such a classy gentleman, so careful with his image??? Meanwhile he's in his radio station with several glasses of whiskey and staring at a wall lined with your photos while he's broadcasting, "ohhhh hEeeEy LiSteNers!! How-how are you all doing this.... 😡LOVELY😤 evening. Isnt..... isn't it... so nice to... spend time with loved ones when you need them? 🥴 WELL I WOULDNT KNOW HA HAH HA" *cue 30 straight uninterrupted seconds of unhinged laughing from a man clearly having an emotional crisis* "so on tonightsssshow I was-i wasszzz hoping to-to discussss-"

Like imagine tuning into his show after avoiding it because it broke your heart and it turns from him like, having an actual topic and planned structure of his show, to then, one day you overhear a broadcast and he's just occasionally slurring, saying really really vague shit about how "real men are supposed to be strong enough to protect and hold onto those they hold dear" and you can occasionally hear the THUNK of his whiskey glass hitting the table meaning he's already drunk but still drinking WHILE broadcasting and, oh honey you already sound so wasted you don't need more--

You guys don't understand. I want this man having a very PUBLIC very MESSY mental breakdown because he was CRAZY IN LOVE WITH YOU and you sat him down and told him you love him deeply but you need sex and you've cheated on him REPEATEDLY and EVEN THEN he was HARDCORE COPING, "w well as long as you promise it won't happen again-" "I cant and i won't. I love you but i cant repress this part of myself" LIKE YOU DECIMATE THIS MAN. Alastor's just beside himself because like, not without valid feelings but you're basically dumping him to fuck strangers. Like. I just. What if he literally had a ring box or was starting to realize he's demisexual on the ace spectrum and was starting to have Those Feelings for you and you're just. Breaking up with him, and all he hears is "sorry but having these disgusting men I don't even know hunch over on me grunting like disgusting animals and defiling me who is definitely way too good for them is way better than being with you my respectful funny classy charming totally-not-husband"

I want you to be walking down the streets of Hell and Vox suddenly comes on their equivalent of a jumbotron and he's visibly beside himself with excitement, "BREAKING NEWS, THE RADIO DEMON IS PISS DRUNK IN THE GUTTER LIKE A FUCKING LOSER, MORE NEWS ON THE SCENE" and it just snap cuts to him facedown in the street somewhere. Have you ever seen Intervention. You can have grown ass adults with successful careers and loving communities and when they find something that breaks them you'll be seeing shit like, children finding their mothers literally passed out in the yard because they were too drunk to get into the house or even WALK properly. So. You just. See him in this legitimately pathetic absolutely humiliating state and you can't help but feel that that's YOUR fault, meanwhile Vox is living his best fucking life, GOD FORBID VOX SEES YOU STANDING THERE CRYING ON THE SIDEWALK, he's then broadcasting your crying face all over Hell, "Hey Alastor even your EX is CRYING AT HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE, GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY LEFT YOU HUH" and like. The live feed of Alastor shows him just, struggling to even lift his head to look up to, wherever, and see your image there, looking absolutely devastated, looking at him with pity and heartbreak. oh, his sweet beloved, looking so distressed because you see him so weak...

Vox is just living it up mocking both of you but he's made several enormous mistakes by putting you on the air, especially looking like THAT, especially with Alastor in this mental state, and ESPECIALLY to mock you when you're already looking so broken. The feed cuts. All the TVs read "LOST SIGNAL" and nothing comes back on the news for the rest of the night. Less than a week later, the radios are on again, and Alastor sounds... completely back to normal? Chipper, even? And at first you're happy to hear he's all good and well, but, there's something about some of the things he's saying that are making you a little.... nervous?

"You know folks, it took me an EMBARRASSINGLY long while to realize that, a true traditional man puts the needs of others above himself, and especially the needs of his special somebody! One can't truly care for one's loved one properly if you're too boggled down with, FEELING SORRY for yourself right? How else are you going to... defend what's yours if you just lie down and take it?"

"So while I was off the air, good listeners, I was doing quite a bit of, spring cleaning, let's call it! Yes, I was... unfortunately very busy, having to wrangle up quite a few.... disgusting, insignificant, dirty, thieving PERVERTS!!!! ....but now that that's all good and done with, I'd certainly like to think these streets are a little more... respectable!"

"To end the broadcast tonight, a final word to all my fellow men out there. If you happen to discover that, for whatever reason, your beloved has run off with another? It was because you deserved it for being WEAK. You allowed another man to just, COME IN and... DESECRATE what is precious to you? Disgraceful. Pathetic. Ill-mannered. You cannot call yourself a worthy partner if you simply allow your beloved to waltz themselves into the mouth of danger, can you? So, a little piece of advice from your humble host here tonight: Take back what is yours. Take them back, do not let them go, and do not let anyone EVER soil your love ever again. ........Also hey! Don't forget that the annual Cannibal District Cook-Out is this coming weekend so be sure to--"

#yandere hazbin hotel #yandere alastor x reader #yandere hellaverse #yandere x reader #hh #sinprompts

[scaredofbrits]

his prey.

william afton x assistant reader

• can be the movie one or a different one

·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·

includes liking your boss

hinting at smut

predator & prey

age gap , 25 & 50-60

short

you hurried off to your bosses office, also trying to keep the piping hot coffee balanced on the small plate. you slowly opened the door and put on a fake smile; like usual. "finally. i dont know what to expect from a clumsy person like you." he chuckled, making fun of your lateness. you werent going to take that lightly though, not today. you harshly placed the drink on his desk and took a deep breath in, "i am not clumsy, sir. can i not be a minute late?"

he opened his eyes wide. you never really showed your stubborn side, especially not around your boss for goodness sake. your hands were clenched up into fists and you felt extremely hot headed. the anger boiled up inside you was only partially released but god did it feel good to snap at someone. but you picked the wrong person. "how strange.. normally youre the highlight of my day." your boss was spinning his pen around his fingers, debating what he would do with you. in his eyes; assistants will never be that important. he wouldnt mind firing one, but you happen to be different.

you just remind him of pretty little prey. someone he could hunt for generations and never get tired of it. your kind gestures, your smiles, laughs, and of course your looks. he would love to toy around with you but it would break his heart a little if he went too far with things. what would you think of having such an erotic relationship with your co-worker? "i dont care if im the highlight of your day," you put your hands down on his desk, "because you definitely arent mine."

what a lie, you thought. how could someone tell such a bad lie? you felt like you were going crazy when youd walk to his office everyday. making his coffee made you feel like an important role in his life. sometimes youd go home and think about him, well you did that all the time. but sometimes youd feel warmth go down between your legs. you were obsessed with him. no better way to put it.

"oh, so thats how you feel? hmmm?" he smiled knowing what his accent and words would do to your innocent mind. behind his desk; aka the part he couldnt see.. your legs were beginning to get close to eachother. of course he had to arouse you. he knew what drove you crazy!

you ran out of his office in a hurry. if things had gone like that any longer you probably wouldve ended up on your knees. but god forbid - how does your boss make you feel such a way?

#x y/n #fanfic #x reader #fnaf x reader #william afton #william afton x you #smut #william afton x reader #fnaf william afton #steve raglan x you #steve raglan smut #steve raglan x reader #steve raglan #fnaf x y/n #fnaf x you #fnaf smut #fnaf

[arcan3-reliquary]

Omg ive just had the hugest brain idea ever: Golden Ratio personality swap au.

Ratio is an eccentric celebrity scientist with a bit of a penchant for theatrics, who hides his rather selfless motives under 6 layers of “ha??? of course, its the most logical choice, why wouldnt I do that huehue” because god forbid the genius society or the inteligentsia guild think he cares and have rumours flying about. Mad Scientist and Philosopher, buries everything he says within metaphor and “I dunno, am I?” Dances the line of brilliant and audacious because nothing gives him more joy than to experience the adrenaline that has eluded him since the days of his youth, when his ideas were seen as novel and charming. The Elation was a path open to him at one time, but the nonsense of it all - for all the chaos he may create, he is anything but senseless. He sees the beauty in chemical explosions, in marble crushed beneath his chisel and hammer, in the destruction that is born of the pursuit of a greater restart and something for the betterment of all.

Aventurine, the last of the Sigonians and the star of the Strategic Investments Department. Quiet and observant, with a smile that never meets the eyes, hidden behind the darkest polarizing lenses. Makes no secret of any of the awful things hes had to do to claw his way from the mud to where he is now, and all the better for him as people step out of his way. An eye always on his watch, hand always pulling and adjusting his gloves. Time is money, and his time is precious. A wager is nothing more than statistics, and with eyes as keen and all seeing as his, no bad hand will ever befall him. The numbers and chips of a poker table were always better company than the incompetence of the IPC coworkers he corals on the daily. But he did not get here by simply letting life knock him over, no - he fought back tooth and nail for everything to work out, even if his luck never extended past his personal bubble. His hands do not shake when they clutch his last chip, for the game would have ended like this from the beginning. All it takes is one chip, one wrong number, one incorrect calculation- and he has secured the deal. By the will of the hunt, he is not going to let one incorrigible variable ruin everything or the lives of those around him. he will see that nothing destroys lives the way his was.

Idk im just yapping again. I just think Destruction! Ratio and Hunt! Aventurine is an interesting idea

#hsr au #hsr aventurine #hsr ratio #dr ratio #personality swap au #bro im just over here yappin

[nono-bunny]

"The Fortuneteller" is such an interesting episode to me because like? Aunt Wu is never wrong in the end, kinda like how in "Jet" Sokka's instincts are always right as well- the show tries to play it off in the end by saying "sometimes they're right and sometimes they're not", but throughout the whole episode his instincts led him to eventually save an entire town! If they never ran into Jet, he WOULD have destroyed that town, not to mention how Jet does eventually change through his experiences with the Gaang, but! This isn't about Jet rn

Aunt Wu not seeing anything about romance for Aang while she DOES see it for Katara is strange to me if we're to assume he's the man she's ought to marry, because like? Wouldnt their fates be intertwined? Which is why it's a good thing I fully don't believe she WAS talking about Aang, and this episode unintentionally serves the anti-Kataang narrative so well its not even funny (well, okay, it's a little funny, seeing Aang get subtly rejected over and over is very healing). Even if we take out the fact that I believe she was talking about Zuko because, c'mon, he's a fantastic bender who already loves Katara a bunch by the end of the show (platonic? romantic? nevertheless they share an incredible bond)... The Avatar isn't the only "great bender" in the world by a long shot, and I'd argue Aang doesn't even qualify because of his poor work ethic and lack of interest in bettering himself, like- Aang is acknowledged by more ATLA fans than just me to be the weakest bender in the group (until he enters the Avatar state, at which point, he's just the weakest Avatar because he has no control of it) and? Yeah being born with the Avatar Spirit is never gonna be enough to become a great bender by itself, which is something even all the other Avatars aside from Aang seem to recognize, y'know?

I forget who it was, but I saw a post saying that in a better written show, this episode that has such a big focus on unreciprocated feelings would be when Aang recognizes his situation for what it is, recognizes seeing his own lack of interest in Meng when looking at Katara and her lack of interest in him, and have him start to accept that and move on, but... Aang ALWAYS shows himself to either be incapable of understanding or just straight up ignoring Katara's nonverbal cues, not to mention how he goes on to ignore her express vocalization of her discomfort with him, so.

This episode also has Bryke use Sokka as a mouthpiece to give a very incel-y feeling pick up artist lesson and? Yeah, what could I have possibly expected? For Sokka to show some consistency? He fr never takes his own "advice" here, it's so weird! He's always been very forthright about his feelings, so him teach Aang to play coy is so ooc for him unless the point they want to end up making is "love makes fools of us all", which. Doubtful

It's yet another episode with a morality lesson about "Destiny", but fr this one feels so weak when compared to Zuko's whole thing later on about CHOOSING his destiny, where we actually see him do it when he defies and upends his harmful legacy in favor of peace, because here? Here everything plays out as foretold, with a "you control destiny" messaging tacked on at the end- the cloud bending was cool, but I hate the implication that Aang legit goes on to twist and bend Katara to a shape he sees fit, right by his side forevermore, but... Yeah, that's fully what he does, so? Thanks a lot, I guess, Aunt Wu! Look what you did! He was the closest he ever comes to giving up in this episode, some tough love would've done the trick!!! But noooo, god forbid Aang has to face and acknowledge any sort of REAL rejection, Katara simply... Doesn't yet understand that her ultimate role in life is to end up as his trophy wife, that's all! God, fuck comics and LOK Katara!!!

#avatar the last airbender #atla #anti aang #anti kataang #anti bryke #atla critical #the fortune teller #katara deserved better

[the-s1lly-corner]

As someone who is also having kinda a bad day, I really hope yours gets better. Take care of yourself or I'll do it for you. Also take your time with this one, can I get a Caine with s/o who is struggling with body issues? Maybe the only reason they put on the headset was bc some ppl were like condescending her and telling her she'd never be as pretty as INSERT MODEL NAME HERE? I just- you get it lol

Caine x Reader who has body issues!

i could have sworn i answered this last night but i guess i didnt, huh! also i dont know if its just a me thing but do yall also get tired (like sleepy) when its raining out like everytime it rains, without fail, i feel drowsy side thing but i think i might butterscotch soon, love butterscotch okay admins random rambles aside!!

the second he catches wind of you not feeling the best about your body, regardless of what and how you feel, hes going to do his best to cheer you up; or at the very least get your mind off of it

god forbid he finds out why you put the headset on in the first place

like sure hes glad hes here, but lord, its not often that he wishes he wasnt an ai, because he would love to have a word with the people who told you weren't beautiful and worthwhile

he already gushes with you and slips in compliments while speaking to you, and honestly i wouldnt be surprised if he just outright starts flirting with you during conversation

^this kind of amps up as a way to try to reassure you that he loves you loads

if you have any part of you in particular that you dont like, hes gonna shower that part of you in compliments

sure, its a little... redundant(?) considering he has only seen your digital body, but hes going to still do it!

if you try to describe what you looked like to him before coming to the digital world hes going to tell you how pretty he thinks you look, because in his head you just look ethereal. doesnt matter if youre bashing yourself or speaking of your old features in a neutral tone, the picture hes painting of you is fit for a museum

actually he might actually try to make a painting of it, which... if its like, really realistic is going to look really jarring compared to the look of the digital world but he doesnt care. he would probably just. look at it in awe

as for actual comfort, he would assure you that other peoples worlds dont matter, and on the off chance any of them somehow make it into the digital world hes going to protect your honor with his life

extra kisses and cuddles

i think ive said it before somewhere but caine seems like the type to monologue and gush about you, a lot of the times to your face, in an almost comical fashion. kind of stuff you see in a cheesy romantic movie where someone is spilling their heart out onto the floor

he does that to you when he catches wind of how you feel

#tadc x reader #the amazing digital circus x reader #digital circus x reader #caine x you #caine x reader #caine imagine

[mishacakes]

Is your Tomiko oc some kinda insert cuz respectfully ur kinda weird

see if tomiko was just a he/him oc i wouldnt get asked this

no, she's not a self insert, but god forbid women do anything lmao

[alfiely-art]

Raincode is an interesting commentary on masculinity. Yakou, Number One, Makoto, and Yomi all refuse to get help, upholding the "men are not allowed to be helped and have to deal with everything on their own" ideal. A lot of the games tragedy comes from these guys being too scared to reach out and get help and God forbid they get too emotional or take a step back and say they can't do this. Yuma is forced into accepting others help and expressing his emotions because he has amnesia and is just so confused and in so much danger he literally can't operate otherwise. The solution to everything is teamwork and communication instead of trying to take everything on yourself and worrying about being seen as weak or unmanly or whatever. That you really don't have to do it alone and it's better if you don't. If Yomi hadn't become so self-rightous and allowed others in, to have equals, he probably wouldn't have become so power-hungry and. Well. Yomi. If Makoto had someone, anyone to talk to, he could've found a better solution for the homunculi's diets. As soon as he opens up about what's going on, a better solution is almost immediately made. If Yakou had opened up to the NDA about his wife and the letters, they definitely wouldve helped him out. Investigating, finding the truth, maybe even getting Huesca arrested. If Number One had EVER accepted help, he wouldnt have needed to give himself amnesia to solve one of his own mysteries- because Makoto most definitely retained that trait of his. If any of them had asked for help, things would have been better. Asking for jelp is good and healthy, and something that many guys struggle to learn and accept and get used to.

Idk. This game definitely sucks when it comes to how it treats women but. This is. A very nice take on expectations of guys. That no, that stuff is stupid actually.

There are very few male protagonists that are allowed to be emotional or empathetic or unsure of themselves. The only ones that really come to mind rn outside of Kodaka's works are. Steven Universe. Shinji Ikari. Uhhhhh............... yeah that's all I can think of rn. And those two characters are shit on and called weak and that they're not real men. And Yuma also gets shit on by Some People for those same reasons. (Obviously there's other reasons to dislike him and the other two, but I'm talking about these specific reasons)

And idk. It's just.... really nice to see a game go out and make its ENTIRE message about how you don't have to do it alone. It's a universal message of course but it's also really important for a lot of guys. I know I sure resonated with it. My family is very gung-ho on being the perfect example of masculinity. So it's just. So rare to see a piece of media challenge these ideas. Thank you Raincode you mean a lot to me. Even though you're stinky. Ily

#rambling #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #raincode #mdarc #mdarc spoilers #raincode spoilers #textpost #theres also something to say about desuhiko #the way hes always trying to perform masculinity and juts. #being really bad at being traditionally masculine. #idk. yeah hes played for jokes but its because he cares so much about appearing like a Man #it isnt him being unpopular with women thats funny #its him trying so so so hard to be popular with women. because. thats what men do. he thinks. maybe #idk. after drv3 gave us momota. shudders. this is a nicer change of pace #its not perfect. hardly. #but. yk. i still like it

[borzoilover69]

I think after the events of Act 6, the character that makes the most sense to me for Dave to end up with is Jake. And I mean this in a CANON! IT FITS THE STORY AND THE CHARACTERS! Kind of way. Not just in a shippers be shipping kind of way. I think they would understand each other. They both would need to grow and mature a bit to make their relationship work, and I think they would care so much about making it work that they would.

Jake liked to travel around as grandpa harley. He liked to go explore, pilot ships, adventure. Dave seemed to like just keeping to himself, and do his own thing, join others sometimes. Jake and Dave would both go their separate ways and come back to each other like no time had even pasted by. They have this opposites attract thing about them but at the same time they are both actually sensitive. Maybe more like two sides of the same coin

I mean.. i guess??

I think i see the the "splitting and then coming back like no time has passed at all" applying moreso to John and Jake than it does Jake and Dave. Dave at heart seeks attention, and even if their bond is superficial at most, I can definitely see him going from "Idgaf about jake english" to "oops! i gaf about jake english" and feeling impacted when Jake starts ignoring him.

In all realness. it wouldnt work longterm. You said it, Dave just sort of likes keeping to himself and works best when someone is ordering him around to do things. Jake however is someone who needs to be constantly enriched by his surroundings to sustain interest, without it becoming too suffocating. When Jake realises Dave will just follow along with what Jakes doing without necessarily challenging or really adding to it, he'll get bored and ditch Dave, or try to aggravate Dave into leaving FOR him because god forbid he communicates.

Hence why Dirkjake technically "work" in the way that Dirk will continue to push Jake back and Jake will continue to bite back because if there's one thing that Dirk and Jake like it's conflict and combat on their own terms due to how engaging and direct it is.

Dave and Jake are both super immature and refuse to really change in my eyes. Like yes, they're aware of their flaws. But being self aware that you're a jackass doesn't always equal that you stop being a jackass. And I don't think they'd work longterm because they recognise the other person is intolerable and if there's anything Jake really fears its being seen as a person.

HOWEVER. There is I guess a silver lining? Ish? I'd see it as they'd feel comfortable telling the other deep secrets or personal reflections on their self through a haze of vices, not because they really trust the other or feel deeply connected, but because THEY DONT CARE WHAT THE OTHER THINKS OF THEM AT ALL. They are not really anything to each other. "The only reason i trust you with my secrets is because i dont care that much about what you have to say or what you do with it because youre just as bad as me and not in a way i pity you but i recognise my aspects in you and also youre not connected to my other friends in a way i care for. We could entertain each other but one of us is going to start biting and the others going to get hurt and thats fine."

Their asses are not fixing each other. They're aware they both suck. This means they're also aware the possibility of sustaining a relationship longterm is low. But there is some comfort, in people that look like your best friend but not really and with none of the quirks that resigns their best friends to the best friend role.

#borzoi meta #asks #borzoi talks #davejake #dave strider #jake english #they just wouldnt care longterm i just think #dave nad jake as people are too aggravating and concerned with themselves #to ever care about anyone “normally” longterm. also dave would lowkey piss jake off with his polit talk and kind of blunt behaviour #meanwhile jake would piss dave off because of how much he skirts things after a while. #or maybe itd enamour him i can see dave being enamoured by jake but dave will never be as interesting as dirk is to jake #its easy to fall into that “oh theyd care enough” but weve seen how jake cares and it doesnt work. #*gestures vaguely. #i still ship them though. theyre enabling each other man. thats good enough #homestuck #home2t4ck

[i-simp-for-fictional-people]

Getting them a giant teddy bear

A/N: i thought of this at like 1 am yesterday and it is currently 11 pm while writing this so if its shitty im sorry-

Summary: you get them a giant teddy bear as a gift for whatever reason and plan to give it to them after class, butttt- you get impatient and give it to them at lunch

Lucifer

You give it to him at lunch and he is ...shocked to say the least

He takes it with gratitude, though he doesnt really understand the purpouse of it

He wouldnt ask you up front though, he would either do research or ask asmo though it would hurt his pride so it would take a while

Doesnt drag it around all day, instead, he would rush back to the HoL and set it on his bed

When school ends and he gets home, he would set it in his closet or somewhere where his brothers, or even worse, Diavolo would see

Seceretly loves it very much

Mammon

Would be very gratefull

But, being the tsundere that he is, he would deny liking it for a while

He would definetly drag it around with him throughout the day, but if anyone would such as dare to ask about it, he would complain

Charishes it, you gave it to him, therefore proving hes your favourite

Would never admit it though

It would sit on his bed or in his car, or maybe somewhere in a corner, anywhere is fine as long as its visible

Leviathan

blush

lots of blush

Would get very flustered

So much so that he would accept it, but god forbid anyone seeing him with it

The pure embarasment if anyone were to see him- hes to socially akward for it, you should know this MC

It would sit in his bathtub or next to his gaming setup

Perhaps sometimes, when hes sure noone will come in and he cravss cuddles, he might cuddle up to it

Satan

Probably the calmest in the situation along with lucifer

He would probably take it along with him to annoy lucifer and becouse it smells like you

Expect no shame from him, none at all

People staring at it? Its not their buissnes, they shouldnt be

Lucifer telling him to put it away? One more reason to drag it along with him

He would lean on it while reading

Asmodeus

The most exited

Will give you return gifts

Definetly drags it with him along with you by his side

Cuddles. Simply cuddles.

Will try to get you to cuddle with him and the bear

Perhaps a little more then cuddle-

It sits/lays anywhere in his room , as long as its always close and visible

Beelzebub

Would be suprised by the size

He has the right, too, hes like 6'7 and this thing is 5'8

Would love it nevertheless

Though it would be kind of inconvinient to drag around, so off he goes with it

Will occasionaly let belphie borrow it, but less then his other comfortable things becouse this is what you gave to him

Belphegor

"Oh thank diavolo"

He was in need of a new pillow

Will constantly nap with it, and only it

Drags it with him 100%

Never wants to let go of it

Im talking he wants it with him 24/7

But its alright becouse he cute

Please. I beg of you. Take photos of him napping with it.

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me fluff #shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me belphie #fluff #1 am posts

[a-slut-for-smut]

Nanamin deserves better than Mei Mei

Don’t forget how creepy she is towards Ui Ui

Ya know, I really wish people were more willing to think critically about the stories they consume vs taking every at face value. Sure, when you see something questionable in a story, question it, but immediately writing off the story/story element as “problematic” just because you don't like it or triggers you is such a disservice not only to the storyteller but also yourself by stunting your own media literacy skills.

As ive addressed why NanaMei pair well in previous asks, i'll focus more on the controversy revolving around Mei Mei because its something i really want to get off my chest. The more i think about the arguments made against her the more i get these puritanical and anti feminist/non-conformist vibes from them and its really concerning to say the least.

She's Greedy/Selfish

Yes, shes money hungry. She shamelessly honest with what she likes and what she wants; she has a personal code/credo and stanchly follows it and its hard not to respect that energy. She's motivated and grounded in a way that seems out of place in the 'sorcerers must protect humans' fantasy world, but in the real world? Of course we'd look out for our own self-interest/preservation- shes as real and relatable as they come. She's logically driven (vs emotionally) and honestly if she was a man i bet the fandom wouldn't blink an eye (and prob would slobber all over him) but as always God forbid women have a strong sense of self and refuse to conform to the patriarchal ideals of what a woman should be.

THAT panel

A lot of the fandom screaming in*cest & p*edophile for this panel and i'll admit not surprised it raised eyebrows but not really reading this as sexual. Yes theres nudity, but body language makes it pretty obvious if nudity is sexual or not and well, its not- and how the first thing fandom thinks is "omg they f*cked" because shes topless or whatever is very telling. It's not a stretch to think she would be comfortable with nudity and a sense of propriety seems out of character with someone as shameless as her. She probably splurges on 1000 thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets with all the money she makes, who wouldnt regularly sleep nude on those?

As for UiUi its inferred he used his CT to escape/save their lives directly before, all the more reason he would be tired. Mei Mei even apologies for waking him, implying his CT exerts him and he should rest for the day. Ui UI’s “oh my how shameless!” is said in surprise, indicating he probably blacked out after his CT and woke up fully clothed in bed with her, NOT that he’s tired from having a wild night banging his sister 🙄

I wonder about the japanese dialogue and if there is any nuance/context lost from the english translation, but I interpreted her "Do you not like me that way" was in reference to the shamelessness of her personality, essentially asking him "do you not like me the way I am?" and not her nude body because the translation used "that way" vs "this way", the latter being suggestive. And the fact that they shared a bed to sleep didnt seem OOC given their close familial dynamic.

Sibling Relationship

Its established in-universe that they are "calculating", so naturally they work very much in tandem as far as motivations go and re-enforced from what we seen in their battle tactics. Clearly Mei Mei is offense and 99% of the time can handle any issue on her own, but for that 1% she cant? Thats where Ui Ui steps in.

Ui Ui would never be in danger if Mei Mei is around, and fandom seems to ignore this fact when they say Mei Mei manipulates him to self-sacrifice himself (and her crows) for her benefit. If Mei Mei is fighting and her life's at risk, yall think Ui Ui (or the crows for that matter) stand a chance?? Maybe if he could teleport away himself which is what his CT suggests, but who really knows, and more importantly would he even consider abandoning his sister from what we seen?

I see it as a failsafe CT, only to be used in emergencies since it drains him considerably as Malaysia scene suggests- which is why he wholeheartedly waits (and binding vow) for permission from her to use it, not as a form of control or abuse or simply to please her, but to know if/when as accordance to the battle strategy mapped out by her. Shes shown as a tactician/extremely logical when it comes to battle and will use whatever is at her disposal to win if it means self-preservation (even if it means abandoning the battlefield altogether). Her loyalty is to herself above all.

And her asking “are you willing to die for me” is literally asking consent- she is asking, 'this could be the end- will you do what’s necessary for me to win this?' To which he resoundingly concurs, seemingly out of devotion but realistically if she dies where would that leave him? It’s as natural a response as one could be- in nature mothers will fight tooth & nail to protect their offspring, but at the cost of her life? What would be the point??? Offspring wouldn’t be able to survive without her, they’d be good as dead.

As far as their dynamic, there is clear affection from both sides- Mei Mei is more playful while Ui Ui is reverent. Ui Ui adores her, not atypical of a much younger sibling, but especially so given how accomplished Mei Mei is. It's stated that she inherited their weak family cursed technique, but rather than be solely defined by it, she trained herself to the maximum physical limit, THEN mastered her so called "weak" technique into one of the strongest out there (probably why she acknowledges Maki as a promising sorcerer, she sees herself in her).

If that isn't admirable than i dont know what is, and if GOJO of all people respects her, then thats saying something. But while he respects her and acknowledges her strength, does he trust her? Probably not, not like he does with Utahime who is supposedly "weak" in comparison. And i personally like that dynamic- despite not trusting her to "do the right thing" and expecting her to be self-serving, Gojo knows/respects her as a person and fellow sorcerer. Gege gives us layered interpersonal relationships between multi-faceted characters and yet so many are quick to reduce them to a single trope and its a little sad honestly.

In conclusion, yall need to relax on the pearl-clutching and have a little more perspective by all means hate on her if you dont like her but at least hate her accurately lol

#mei mei #jjk mei mei #jjk meta #jjk spoilers #jjk analysis #nanamei #nanami x mei mei #mei mei jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk