#one of my favorite fictional men

[wiidoodles]

if you told me a year ago a scifi-western anime would overtake my life and consume every waking moment of my thoughts i'd have bit you,

yet here we are

happy birthday, Trigun Stampede!

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun fanart #fanart #wii doodles #crazy to think a year ago i didnt know a damn thing about this show and now i have a shrine of it in my room and wolfwood #has rocketed his way to the number one spot of favorite fictional men #how tragic for the others to be dethroned so swiftly #also sorry to anyone that followed me for anything else

[autumn-may]

love thinking of sad traumatized edgy characters in normal situations but not in a ‘how do you think X event affected the way they handle everyday life’ kinda way but in a ‘what do you think 358/2 days rikus hair care routine is like’ kinda way

#Kingdom hearts #Riku #kh riku #Idk #Either he’s a ‘mens-13-in-ones’ kinda guy or a ‘uses physical self care as a way to distract from horrific mental self care’ kinda guy #My biggest character flaw is my failure to look at sad fictional characters and concepts if there’s a funny thing I could think about/j #Guy who wrote a whole essay analyzing riku in my tags I get it and I agree completely I love riku analysis I love his complexities #I love his depiction in 358/2 it’s my favorite version of him but also I’m a funny little guy and I’m just crackin jokes around here #Unstoppable force (enjoying legitmate character discussion and analysis) vs immovable object (I just thought of a joke)

[winters0689]

Props to Ethan Winters who managed to NOT ONLY defeat all the Lords in RE Village alongside Mother Miranda, but also managed to defeat Jack Baker not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!!! And to defeating Marguerite Baker as well and saving Mia and Zoe by making sure agents were sent to get Zoe healed.

I adore Ethan Winters. He is such a kind person and so caring and is SUCH a family man. He deserved better.

#ethan winters #resident evil #resident evil 7 #resident evil village #Ethan Winters deserved better #I adore him #one of my favorite blonde fictional men #he is not only a badass #but a family man

[luderailing]

mutation

#I dont have much to say about this one #I really like it though #trying to work on drawing more gore ish stuff (thanks goretober!) bc who am i to be a horror fan without being able to draw it #no reason these all have to be serbia I just like doing anything based of my favorite fictional men #actually im also trying to work on drawing him more consistently #but that’s just a bonus body horror and blood are the main focus #hws serbia #tw bl0od #my art #art #hetalia

[mazojo]

#sometimes I like men #just sometimes. this is one of those. call it my questionable taste #mmhhhhhh me when when when the when the morally questionable mmmmm #I will never get over this ever #kurusu on his way to becoming my new favorite fictional character because there’s nothing I stan more than characters with daddy issues🤪 #we trauma bond I love him already #kurusu #suwa #buddy daddies #anime #so like in what episode do they kiss or what?

[evening-rose-309]

Aren't we all House stans?

He's an acquired taste to be sure.

(— for real I wanna know where the secret House Stan Discord server is, y'all be so elusive and mysterious —)

#i'm one cuz i've got so many issues outside of actual game meta #but also becuz like #every other faction gives you a reason to vote against them and against him simultaneously #so there's a fair vote in that respect #also becuz like #my fiction type is old men so #we gotta get with it #my favorite part about him is that he's a petty ass bitch #if he went to rapture in peak condition he'd body andrew ryan clean through a window #the only reason he didn't with benny was becuz bad press and y'know what smart #robert house #robert edwin house #mr house #mr. house #fallout new vegas #also like #he gets math #and sometimes people but not individuals

[wilberave]

wrote this for class and ended up liking it more than i thought i would

#my mommy said she likes it too :) #she also admited to raising me in a lab to write fiction that she will enjoy #she keeps bugging me to finish one of my wips that she’s obsessed with dhdjfjdkks #she was like ‘(the mc) if my favorite of your characters!!’ #and i was like what lmao he’s such a pathetic little freak #and she was like yeah exactly!!!! i thought you made him just for me!!! #then she told me about a fanfic idea she had #she’d do numbers on here tbh #she studied mid century british lit so obviously she loves all my Awful Little Men

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Honestly I really really really love how you answer to hate anons like well fuck I love it

And also the back pain thing? Felt, I fell when I was little and I’ve had chronic pain ever since, have you found anything that helps other than waist trainers?? (It’s the only thing I’ve found that helps with support for me) or what do you do when you exercise? I’m sorry I know this isn’t the type of content you do I’m just curious

Tbh I just started walking more and using a stationary bike whenever the weather is too bad for me to go outside. I also try and do stretches multiple times a day since my chest has always caused back problems for me. The extra weight just exacerbates it lol

#my favorites are when they complain about my misandry #its apparently v difficult to imagine a woman rejecting irl men and solely thirsting over fictional ones. and im not gonna powerlvl about #the personal reasons why since its a) my business and b) just more fuel for them to send mosquito anon msgs

[silvrhxnd]

give me recs to add to this list :)

#just traumatized men who stubbornly refuse to die (or wont be allowed to die) #but they are beloved also yknow #beloved by me if no one else #you know the vibes #obvs this doesnt mean they NEVER die…but they have a relationship w death that is shaky at best #realizing this is my favorite type of (fictional) guy

[musical-chick-13]

Nothing will alienate you from the people around you faster than hating a popular fictional man.

#it's not 'i jUsT cAn'T bRiNg mYsELf tO cArE aBoUt mEn' and it's not even 'I'm too gay for this' it's #'the trends always coalesce around a certain type of man and I'm tired' #like I don't care about what people do this is NOT the most important hill to set up camp on but it's just...very telling #who we spend the most energy on and when I say 'I would like to spend my energy on something else' that apparently disconnects me #further from humanity? like I don't...I don't get it. #(and then sometimes people will act like my evasion of this is because I'm a lesbian when I have done a LOT of self-evaluation to #determine that I am in fact A Bisexual. and I ALSO don't understand this idea that the reason you wouldn't care about someone #(real or fictional) is that you aren't attracted to them? or that if you aren't attracted to one SPECIFIC example of this gender then you #must not be attracted to that gender at all?) #ANYWAY. if you ever want to ask me about my favorite fictional men feel free.

[br1ghtestlight]

Any Sergeant bosco headcannons hmm?

THIS ASK SOUNDS SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE AND JUDGEY LMAO but yes i love bosco and think about him maybe too much considering he's a cop. he's genuinely one of my favorite bobs burgers characters

expanding upon the fact that he canonically has adult kids i think he and his wife were in a bad marriage but decided to stay together until their kids were adults to get divorced, but there was a lot of fighting and it probably would've been healthier for everyone if they just split up when the kids were younger. his kids resent him for their kinda shitty childhood so he doesn't talk to them very much and they moved far away to like new york city or whatever, he does love and care about him but he maybe isn't the best at showing them that or communicating (he also is probably not great with kids in general as shown by his interactions with the burger babies)

he didn't really ever WANT TO be a cop he's just a cop bcuz he figured that was an easy career and its what his parents encouraged but when he sees younger officers joining for the same reason he tries to convince them to quit and do what theyre actually passionate about i thimk he would've enjoyed music when he was younger

he and bob very occasionally get together and have a few drinks and just talk about shit after the restaurant is closed, neither of them would call each other friends but they are definitely friends they're just grumpy old men about it <3

he really respects louise and she's honestly his favorite belcher child and at one point louise asks him to come into her class and do a presentation on police work for like a celebrating heroes thing and he's actually very emotional bcuz his own kids never wanted him to come by their school for anything, louise just wanted to brag about how she knows an actual cop with a gun but she respects bosco too bcuz he doesn't treat her like a child and actually stands up to her bullshit

bosco is more fond of the belcher family than he would like to admit, like they're crazy and they make his life miserable sometimes but he does genuinely care about them and enjoys their shenanigans and they're probably some of the only people outside the police force who he's actual friends with and he does like linda and bob specifically, he's ambivalent towards gene and tina bcuz he doesn't really understand kids or get along with them

I WOULD ADD MORE BUT TUMBLR DOESNT LET YOU SAVE ASKS AS DRAFTS AND I HAVE TO GO NOW SOO goodbye

#for the record btw #FUCK COPS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM HAS BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS abolish the police its a corrupt force and there are no good cops #i would GREATLY prefer it is bosco wasnt a police officer #but in the case of this fictional character who is also a cop he's alright and i like grumpy old men #but thats my least favorite part of his character and i would not be angry if he quit the force #i encourage it actually go do something ur passionate about baby boy #instead of working for Government Racism Company #txt #bob's burgers

[justanotherspeck]

I knew Nico's new scars reminded me of something. or should I say. someone.

it continues to be proven that nico di angelo and keith kogane are the same person.

#crying kicking screaming right now #nico di angelo #voltron #keith kogane #literally one in the same #no difference #mental physically and spiritually alike #although I don't think keith would make a reference to lil nas x.... #but i never thought nico would either so HERE WE ARE #it was so funny because i kept seeing nico with the scars and there was something scratching my brain telling me #'hey isn't this familiar?' 'didn't nico already have scars?' #then days later i remember keith kogane #truly incredible #anyway favorite genre of fictional men #tsats #tsats spoilers

[shima-draws]

My server spent the day doing favorite character bingos so I redid my (very outdated) one from 2018 :’) Figured I’d share it here for anyone who wants to try it!

I will be very surprised if any of you get a bingo bc there’s definitely some obscure characters on here haha

#Shima speaks #Favorite character bingo #ALSO I told my server this but gjfjskadnaskbm. Only one girl. #Kokomi is the queen of my Heart #ALSO I'M SORRY I LOVE FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT UGH. BOYS #I've always had a bigger attachment to fictional men than women that's just how it be #If I had more space I would have put Ayaka and Eula on here too. And Shenhe. #But I had to pick my FAVES. My big big faves of the all time ever #Also shoutout to Perry for not making it on here but I still love you so much #AND SANS. UGH my original list was like 37 characters long so I had to make some major cuts #If I had a say this would be a 100 character bingo #I could make one but I don't think anybody would want to try one that massive. Lmao #Anyway. Feel free to reblog after doing this if you'd like :"D

[detnu-a-h]

Me, watching Joh.n Wi.ck 3 (again): Atom and Jo.hn would get along...

#[ out of cells ] (ooc) #it's the conditioned men in fictional media for me #cause ag.ent 47 is also one of my favorites

[pocketwish]

i tried to read one (1) fantasy novel written by a man and had to return it early

#i'd lulled myself into a false sense of security on my female author kick #forgot this is actually the norm #i chose it because i actually was really interested in the premise and worldbuilding and then it just took an ABRUPT turn #now that i look at them all the reviews are either men gushing about how amazing it is and then a few women being like 'uh...' #and like. i understand depictions of misogyny in books. especially when it leads to challenging a character's worldview #i am all for depictions of uncomfortable topics or points of view in fiction if it serves the story #but it's just so face-value and slap-in-the-face-unnecessary. the reviews that mention it at all say it only gets worse from here so #ran screaming back to one of my favorite authors that i TRUST #bea's thoughts

[jamietarttsdaddyissues]

I’d like you all to know that everyone time someone responds to one of my posts to say that I’m killing you… it only fuels my fire to keep going.

#but really thank you all for interacting so much I’m thriving rn #I’ve only had this blog for a few days and y’all are already so kind #and this is allowing me to engage in one of my favorite past times #which is screaming about fictional men on the internet with like-minded people #love y’all