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bo-bo-bean · 6 years

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Marine Corps Tickles

Werner Werman looked into the broken piece of oven glass used a mirror. His eyes were sulken in, there were bags hanging heavily under his red eyes and his fur was matted. He wasn't able to sleep, eat, or shower well ever since he came back from the Marine Corps. It's been hard for him. Dreams of fellow rats dying in front of him, starvation some days, heck he would even duck down when he heard someone passing by. He wanted to see a psychiatrist about this, but he knew none. He sighed and did the best he could, which was taking off his spiked metal helmet and smoothing down his hair. He would've thought that having food all around against having not a lot in the face of the army would gain his appetite, but it did none of the sort. This included a comfy matchbox with fabrics for a blanket he could just sleep in forever and a working shower. But none of those got him back in the mood he was before the war. In the battle, he craved those things... but now? He just felt selfish about having them. He went out of his whole, his robotic cat running up to him, giving his face a licking greeting. "Ja, hello to you, too..." he pat the cat's nose softly. He heard the car purr, but still have a concerned look. Only Werman could tell because he added emotions, purring and cat habits except vermin hunting to it's DNA chip he had created. "... Franz." The cat got attention from the name he was given, looking in Werner's direction. "Am... Am I zelfish? I feel like I am..." He sat against a wall and took out his cigarette. He lit a match and illuminated the end of his cigar, puffing a few breaths. "I mean, I have all zeze zings! Schover, food, a bed... but I feel like I don't deserve it..." he panted his hand on his side of his head, letting out a grunt. "Arh...! It's driving me mad...!" Franz watched his master continue on, saying how his friends need this, how some rats died and didn't deserve to, how he could've stopped this and stopped that and change this and don't do that. When the list finally came to a halt, Franz went to his master and gave him a cheer up lick. "Franz... Only you understand mein problems... vat vould I do vithout you?" he hugged his cat's snout. "Too bad you can't heal depression, huh?" Franz's ears perked up to an idea. "Guess I'll go zee ein psychiatrist after all... come on, Franz." He stood up and began walking away, but Franz had a different idea. He grabbed Werner by the scruff of his neck and set him down next to the door. "... Franz , I don't haffe time to play." Franz let off a little mew he he nuzzled his little nose into Werner's tiny belly. Werner let out a little squeak as he quickly averted the spot from the cat. "Franz...! Vat are you doing...!?" Franz let off a content purr as he knocked Werner down onto the ground, Werner getting scared. He didn't add any chip of being playful with vermin before and, hopefully, it's not the opposite. "Vat ever you are zinking, don't!" But his words fell on deaf, cat, robotic ears. Franz began licking Werner's belly, him shrieking and letting out a laughter he thought he would never let out in years. The tickling didn't feel good. A rough, scratchy, tickly tongue against his quivering belly was seemingly a new form of torture to Werman. However, the laughter he let out felt like a boulder being released off of his chest. He liked the laughter, but the tickling? Absolutely not. "F-Frahahahanz!! Haahaheeheahaha!! S-stohohoheeheehee!!" Ignoring his master's rules, Franz was able to successfully turn Werner to his side and hold him still, front paws on his wrists and ankles. He licked his side, Werner squeaking madly, thrashing, but to no avail. "E-enohahahahagh!! Z-zis isn't fahahahair!!" He could feel his pet's tongue licking every inch of his side. Was Franz bathing him? Making him happy? Both? He couldn't tell. Franz got to the other side, Werner snorting and cackling madly. He couldn't breathe much, but the laughter still felt amazing. He didn't know why, but laughing until his breath was almost gone made him feel happy. Franz finished his side, stopping to let his master breathe. "Y-you... are ze... devil..." he panted. However, he felt Franz chomp on his boots and take them off, Werner gasping, fear in his eyes. He remembered one thing clearly; his feet were ultra ticklish. He remembers hanging from trees to scout and his fellow army friends would rip off his shoes and tickle his feet senseless. He would hate it and remembered he would get tears in his eyes in seconds. "Franz! N-no! Vait! I'll do anyzing!" But it was obvious what the cat wanted... to make his master laugh more. He began licking his feet, Werner screaming loudly and laughing, clutching to his sides. "N-NEIHIHIHIN!! NAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" And there were the tears, trailing down his cheeks like waterfalls. He couldn't kick his feet out from his pet's grasp, so all he could to was keep his hands squeezed to his sides and let out his laughter. "FRANZ!! F-FRAHAHAHANZ!!I CAN'T BREAV!!! HEEHEHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! P-PLEAZ!!!" When Franz got to licking between and under his toes, Werner went into dreadful silent laughter. His wheezes were nothing compared to his banging fists on the floors. Now he really didn't like the laughter. It hurt a lot, but then again, it still felt good. Finally, Franz let up, looking happy with himself. Werner stayed on the ground, a giggly, panting mess. He let in gulps of air before seeing his cat. He didn't want to scold Franz, no matter how much he felt like he needed to. "F-Franz..." he wheezed. He sat up, stumbling since there were still tingling sensations in his feet and toes. Franz caught him and curled him up into his arms and purred. The purring did tickle and he let out giggles... but this was the tickling he liked as he closed his eyes, drifting off to sleep in his pet's furry arms.

#Cuphead #Werner Werman #Franz the Cat #Werner Werman lee #Franz the Cat ler

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sequoiann · 7 years

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❧ b.sk | roommate!au

pairing; seventeen seungkwan x reader

genre; bulletpointed, roommate!seungkwan, humor (loads of this), fluff (loads of this too)

✎a/n; i’m eggcited for this wewew hope ya’ll enjoy thiss !! psps. i’m probably gonna do this on a lot of other members so do leave a msg in my inbox to let me know who you’d like to see a roommate!au on ;))

UWAKK I CAN ALREADY PICTURE THIS

ok so so sO!

seungkwan

boo seungkwan

as a roommate

you seriously won’t know whether to thank all the gods up there for sending you such an angelic patootie

or to curse the devils for sending you one of their kind

bc not gon lie but seungkwan is a real mix

the story of how the two of you ended up in the same dorm room is really simple tbh

according to school protocols ;; male dorms and female dorms should be far apart

like really far apart

bc no one wants ehEM EHEM to happen right?

wrong lol

the university gives no shit about that man

they just mix whatever they want

but most girls and guys willingly stick to sharing a room with the same gender since it’ll be less awkward

but you transferred to the school around midterms

and the girls’ dorms were full

or at least that’s what they told you

so they decide to put you in the guys’ dorms

“you don’t mind, right?”

“of course not. everything’s alright.”

“great. here’s your key. eleventh floor, room five.”

ok you minded

a lot.

like you pretty much have to live with this guy now?? and if he’s messy and disgusting and—

oh my god you didn’t even want to think about it

you kinda resigned to your fate and went straight to the dorms, to your room, bc you had a shitload of luggage to park.

when you got in, you were pleasantly surprised

the place was really really really clean??

like there were no random trousers hanging everywhere and the floor felt really dust-less

and you felt that ray of hope that this plan wouldn’t be so bad after all

and like juST before you were about to unpack

the door opens

//grand music plays

seungkwan enters

but at that time you didn’t know him yet so you just awkwardly scramble to your feet

and bow slightly since you were aware that your roommate was a year older

and do your formal introduction of ‘hi i’m y/n please take care of mi’

you look up and notice he’s cute

like cute as in

the baby kind of cute screeeeches

and he looked nice and quiet

HA ‘QUIET’ WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING

ok so he introduces himself as seungkwan

and the start was really awkward tbh

the both of you were just literally walking circles around the room and staying on opposite ends bc awKWARD !1!!

you weren’t one to start a convo so yeah this time was no exception

but seungkwan actually initiated one and you were so relieved bc you were literally suffocating from this awkward air

he was like “so, um, you’re a year younger?”

“yeah”

“do you need help, er, unpacking?”

you turn to your heavy ass luggage and overflowing clothes and laughed

“yeah, i guess?”

seungkwan looked excited bc he internally wanted to do sth so ya’ll can get over this ice cold thing

so ice ice baby ok i’m sorry let’s continue

and he literally bounces on two feet and like goes over to you and hE LOOKED LIKE AN ADORABLE PENGUIN ASDFGHJK

he helps you get your clothes out and like a lot of them got unfolded so he kindly folds them back and stacks them neatly

then he like opens the empty side of the closet which he wasn’t using and helps you load your clothes in there

and he hangs up your coats before coming back to you

who was struggling with the cables you had put in your bag bc they tangled up real bad

meANWHILE

seungkwan decides to unzip a ‘hidden compartment’ of your luggage

and vOILA

he bursts into laughter and you had no idea what was going on

then you notice the unzipped compartment and you just

“SEUNGKWAN !!!?!??!?!?”

and he was literally a laughing mess on the floor like his ears were red and he was rolling about trying to catch his breath but it wasn’t working

bc,,,, you kept your bra and undies in there

and seungkwan saw it

zE eMBArrASSmENT

seungkwan manages to choke out an ‘iM soRRY’ before he continues dying in his own laughter

and you can’t help but laugh too bc his laughter was contagious asf

and bc of this incident ,,, ya’ll became really really close

it’s like a ‘he already saw my undergarments on our first meeting what worse can happen’

so yall became very open with each other

like after four months or so ya’ll bFF MAN

he even knew where you kept your pads

bc there were those days where it just comes unexpectedly and you don’t know until you strip in the toilet for a bath

so you just scream for seungkwan to pass you one like

“seUNGKWANN”

“YA”

“WILL YOU BE A DEAR AND—”

“YA SURE”

that was great to you tbh like it made life so convenient

but the downsides of having seungkwan as a roommate

lolol

so many many

seungkwan’s in the school choir (which surprisingly accepts both boys & girls)

so he claims he needs his personal vocal practice

every.

single.

day.

and the room turns into a freaking opera theatre istg

like you literally hear him go do re mi fa SO LAR TEE DOHHHHH

while you’re there just trying to get your shit tgt

and you sometimes suspect he’s just trying to annoy you on purpose

bc he goes wAAY out of tune just to hit the extra extra high notes

and he even screeches sometimes and oh god your goosebumps just ploop

“ seungkwan. ”

“ SOLLLL “

“ boo “

“ LAAAAAAA “

“ seung “

“ TEEEEEEEEEEE”

and you dont even bother to say the last syllable of his name and you just glare at him and he just shuts up and laughs really loud like his eyes squints together and he just drops onto the bed

adorable

he’s also really childish at heart so

he likes messing with you when you’re in the shower

he would turn off the heater and/or the lights

and the first time he turned off the lights you freaked out really badly bc you were afraid of the dark and you genuinely thought there was a blackout

and you shouted for him but he didn’t know you were scared so he just silently snickered outside

but when he heard you sob on the other side of the door

oHhHHhhH GOOD GOD

he quickly turns the lights back on and like when you come out he was so damn apologetic like

“i’m so sorry i didn’t know omg”

“ i h8 YOU “

but no you didn’t lol you loved this squish

and he made up for it by literally being by your side for the next few days

and cuDDLE SESSIONS BECAME A THING

i mean

ya’ll were roommates

cuddling is the most normal thing to happen

so aft that ‘blackout’ incident ,,, that night ,,,

you couldn’t sleep lol

you guys had a really wide bunk bed if that made sense??

it was almost like a second story on the upper deck

seungkwan had been taking the bottom deck so when you moved in you just took the one at the top

and thAT NIGHT

you just kept tossing and turning and like the bed would shake a little every time you move

so seungkwan can’t sleep either since the bed just keeps wobbling

“you can’t sleep?” he says,, just staring up

“…yeah.”

and then there’s this short silence.

“you up for cuddles?”

and another silence.

bc ngl you lived for cuddles

but you would get really insecure about everything bc like your cuddle partner would be sososo close ?? ya’know??

but before you can reply,,

seungkwan literally just comes up and pokes his head to your deck and grins and you just laugh

aandddd he just scurries to your side and plonks down

“ you’re not against this, right? ”

he just doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or anything uk

“ n-no, i’m not. ”

seungkwan would like laugh at your nervousness,, but he just wraps his arm around you and just stroke your hair and stuff like that

and it calmed you down a loooot.

he was so warm and comfy you honestly just wanted to stay in his arms forever lolol

so this cuddle thing became a very natural thing since it happened often aft that

and when the two of you actually fall asleep

it’s a totally different thing in the middle of the night

you would accidentally jab him in the eyeballs since you move q alot when you sleep

and he just jerks awake like whO IS YOU WHO AWOKE ME FROM MAI BEAUTY SLEEP

then he sees you with your arms sprawled everywhere and he’d just laugh quietly before tucking you back under the covers

and the next morning he’d complain all about it

“ Y/N ”

“ ?? whAT ”

“ YOU NEARLY TORE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS YTD ”

ya he exaggerates a lot

and you’d just laugh bc you are aware of the fact that you are kinda violent when you’re in dreamland

but seungkwan honestly doesn’t mind lol bc other than that,, you were a good cuddle buddy

oK MOVING ON

can you imagine when ya’ll have to order food

HAHAHA it’s like tug of war

like you like fried chicken

but he likes seasoned chicken

and you guys can’t buy both bc you guys were supposed to sneak it into the dorms

and two packs of chicken would be like bringing a freaking mountain into the dorm

so you two just start throwing random stuff at each other

“ you broke my pen ytd?? ”

“you dropped my compact powder and it got everywhere.”

“ya but u made me clean the entire room bc of that.”

“but we got seasoned chicken in the cafeteria”

“horrible ones.”

“yoU TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS THAT DAY”

“no, okay, but —”

“YOU MADE ME CRI”

seungkwan just gives up and

“fiNE FRIED CHICKEN OK”

//internal evil laughter

“love you seungkwannn”

//finger guns

seungkwan just shakes his head and places the order and turns away from you to let out his smile

ok ya so all in all

seungkwan would just be a really soft and annoying roommate

and the two of you would be like the bickering best friends

heartheart

#seventeen #seventeen scenarios #seventeen au #seventeen fluff #seventeen seungkwan #seungkwan #boo seungkwan

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cartoonzgiggle · 7 years

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So what would you headcanons for Bryce be? Like him with Nanners, Chilled, Ze, or Smii7y? Like I really want to know what you think so I could message you and become friends. Anyways have a good day!

Oh god, I’m so sorry I haven’t replied to this sooner. I honestly forget to do it every time I come across it. But I shall do it now! :D

So firstly I’ll start with the Nannerman.

Adam would take Bryce onto a Prop Hunt server and he’d show him spots before any recording sessions they do together.

They barely fight because one of them will start to giggle when trying to be serious. It usually just ends up in playful banter.

Bryce gets jealous very easily and he won’t try to hide it either.

They are super competitive when on the same team. They both want to be the MVP but only one of them will get it.

Adam tries his best to be the big spoon but in the end, Bryce would take over.

Bryce gets cooking lessons from Adam every now and then.

Adam will make fun of Bryce for not knowing “older” movies or songs.

They frequently show each other funny cat videos.

Next up is Chilled.

Chilled will always flirt with Bryce, doesn’t matter where they are or who they are with, even if it isn’t the best time, he’ll do it.

They will argue over who is taller between the two.

Bryce always wins when they play games together.

Chilled would be the one to “accidentally” expose their relationship on Twitter.

Chilled hates that Bryce thinks Pizza is more Italian then Spaghetti/Pasta.

Bryce has to hide the microwave popcorn bags so Chilled won’t eat all of them in one night.

No matter what, Bryce tells Chilled every night that he loves him.

When Chilled hears Bryce sing, he will secretly record it and listen to it when he is home alone.

Now with Smii7y!

Smii7y will always make Bryce bend his knees lower so he doesn’t look so short in photos.

Bryce doesn’t always understand the memes Smii7y sends him which drives Smii7y crazy.

Whenever Bryce swears out of the blue,Smii7y will not let it go for hours, since Bryce is known to be so innocent.

Their date night is just staying home, watching Netflix and ordering heaps of junk food.

Smii7y will constantly try and get Bryce to play H1Z1 or CS:GO but it never works.

Bryce always finds his jumpers tossed everywhere thanks to Smii7y trying to find a comfy one.

Smii7y is quite shy in front of a crowd and will cling onto Bryce’s arm just so he doesn’t lose him.

And lastly Ze!

They are always holding hands or cuddling when watching TV.

Whenever Bryce is out, he’ll grab Ze a Tim Horton’s coffee on the way home.

Ze is very gentle with Bryce when being intimate as he doesn’t like hurting Bryce.

Bryce gets annoyed when he finds crumbs everywhere from Ze eating toast all the time.

When Ze can’t sleep, he’ll toss and turn and eventually wake Bryce up. They’ll usually have a deep conversation until Ze falls asleep.

Ze’s idea of a perfect dinner is cheesy fries and garlic bread so Bryce will sometimes surprise him by bringing some home.

They love making out in the shower.

God, I know this was long but hopefully this was worth the read for you, anon! :)

#anon asks #headcanons #chyce #seamcquaid?#brynanners #brii7y #smiiyce #zeroyalmcquaid?#bryceviking #yes my rare pairs lol #i ship everyone with bryce dont fight me on this

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thesinglesjukebox · 7 years

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SAGE THE GEMINI - NOW & LATER [6.43] "Now & Laters" are good; I just wish they were a little chewier.

Katie Gill: As a Taurus, I'm naturally prone to excesses like good food. So it only makes sense that I'd love a song which deftly plays with the mixed images of sweetness. Sage the Gemini compares the sweetness of a relationship to the sweetness of candy in a verse that's simultaneously witty and down to earth. That backing is a LITTLE confusing (was it played on a cheap recorder?) but I can overlook that with just how comfy and, well, sweet the overall song is. [7]

Lilly Gray: Glad the whistle from "Wiggle" is still getting work! I'm really into the grab-bag fun of this song, which cribs from all top 40 Flo-rida and Jason Derulo hits of the past five years to make a pretty appealing stack of dumb toots, accordion riffs and shakes, as varied and sugary as the 31 flavors he references in-song. If any part is too grating or boring, it switches to another trick; I feel like I'm caught in a fixed-shot video tracking through endless brightly colored sets, narrated by the "pay attention to my hands, my hands, look at my hands" magician patter of Sage, every line light and fast. And that damn whistle lingers, man. [6]

Maxwell Cavaseno: From inherently viral to appallingly sterile, Sage The Gemini's relatively silent 2015-16 has been an absolute travesty after making such a solid pop-rap album as Remember Me. OK, maybe "Guantanamera" and "Good Thing" were bad and antithetical to Sage's brand of party rap that got him this far, but after standing out as one of the best rappers in America from 2012 to 2014 that only teens were bumping, he deserved better than to become a flash in the pan. "Now & Later" is him doubling down in the "G.D.F.R." direction, with a record that definitely reads on the Flo Rida lane via Jason Derulo type antics. Given how FANTASTIC a producer Sage is, hearing him goof along on this cuckoo clock clutter is robbery, and his punchlines have dulled somewhat, but his flows are still impeccable and it's a step in the right direction for giving him the future successes he deserves. [6]

Will Adams: I feel like I just witnessed a live "upgrade" meme on Flo Rida. [8]

Scott Mildenhall: "Only one Flo and one Rida" always was a bold claim. That's not to dismiss Sage the Gemini though, because it's not like the original ever got Arabic into a Western hit single (even if Pitbull did), nor was as able to distract himself from his whistle. Perhaps it would be a good thing if "G.D.F.R." proved to be the passing of the unexceptional pop rap torch. [6]

Ryo Miyauchi: On one hand, I'm sure Sage the Gemini has about a dozen more of where this candy-themed single came from. Other Bay Area folks that deal in this circuit also upload similar level of pop rap on Soundcloud every other week. Though, I don't ask for much from this guy but a fun, flirty bop to begin with. [5]

Alfred Soto: The production's the star: tijuano accordion, bass runs, party chants at low volume, whistles out of a Tom Ze record. Sage isn't too bad either, cocking his eyebrow while chanting ridiculous sexxytalk. [7]

[Read, comment and vote on The Singles Jukebox ]

#Sage the Gemini #Now & Later

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when-im-older · 7 years

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Back to Basic (Bitch)

When the warm weather hits, my style gets a whole lot more casual. I start pulling out the sneakers and that basically sets the trend for all my outfits in the spring. This look today is very ‘basic white girl’ (basic bitch?) but y’know, sometimes that’s a-okay. I was comfy and happy to not be bundled up like I’ve been for the past 800 weeks, so that’s all that matters.

I’ve been wanting a bomber jacket ever since they emerged into every thirteen year old girl’s closet a couple of years ago. I stumbled across this one when I placed a way too big Forever 21 order a while ago. I just loved the dusty rose colour because in case you haven’t heard (seen?), that’s all I wear. I feel so darn sporty in this bomber. Underneath the jacket, I wore my FAVORITE graphic tee. It’s from Noul and reads “My problems are going to have problems with me”. If that isn’t my life slogan, I don’t know what is. I have a whole lot of problems.

And because it’s officially spring, I also started to pull out my light wash jeans along with my sneakers. I recently got these jeans from Old Navy and I LOVE THEM. As I’ve said many times on ze blog, Old Navy is my secret hidden gem because they have so many great finds that you wouldn’t expect to see! These are cropped light wash jeans with a frayed hem! I have absolutely been loving the look of frayed denim and these ones are only slightly frayed so they don’t have that edgy distressed look to them. Plus, I think the frayed hem highlights my Adidas perfectly! They’re perfect sneaker jeans. That sentence didn’t make sense. You catch my drift. (Or do you?)

To finish off my outfit, I’m wearing a new purse kindly sent to me from Gamiss, the same place I got my other purse from in my last post. I’ve been wearing this purse NON-STOP lately and I just it. It’s the perfect size and the grey seems to match everything, especially all my new spring clothes! Plus the fringe adds that extra special detail to all of my outfits and maybe makes me not look so basic? Nah, I’m still basic.

Bomber - Forever 21 // T-Shirt - Noul // Jeans - ℅Old Navy // Shoes - Adidas // Bag - ℅Gamiss // Sunglasses - Kate Spade

*ftc disclaimer: Products marked ‘℅’ were sent free of charge for review consideration. All opinions are my own. Thank you for supporting the brands that make When I’m Older possible!

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