#oracleofdin.♡

[mrskurono]

MORE. DROOLING. BOIS. Oh my Omimi he works so hard. ❤

Why didn't i even think of drooling werewolf!Atsumu???? Oh god he's so excited and you'll be covered in his drool???? Chin scratches for him!!!! ;-;

DROOLING OMIMI WITH HIS COMPOSURE JUST GONE AND EVERYTHING. HE FEELS YOU AROUND HIM AND HE LOOSES IT UGH OMIMI PLS

I'd let him manhandle me ngl

Just look at him??

He looks like he fucking drools!! Slobbery boi. So noisy. Panting in your ear. Drooling against your cheek. But it doesn't matter he's fucking you so hard you can't even register it when you have his massive knot only slipping inside you bc he's already started cumming the second his cock slipped inside you. So much precum and so much cum. werewolf!Atsumu makes you soaked every time ♡

#ugh stuck between the both of them #yes pls #threethrist #oracleofdin.♡ #monsterfucking #werewolf!inarizaki #hq smut #hq x reader #hq!! #inarizaki #inarizaki smut #omimi ren #miya atsumu

[mrskurono]

FAT GUM ❤❤❤❤❤❤ SOFT MAN ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Like i wanna snuggle him bc i bet he feels great. I liked Hawks? And then someone threw a huge bitch fit about "Hawks would never be sub EW!" And then I got annoyed with Hawks bc fans tbh lmao.

Would you rather eat Makkis toe nails or Atsumu? ❤ make all fanon men cry ❤

You can't tell me that 7 ft + man ain't packing like 😩 Size kink go brr even at my size like c'mere Taishiro I love cooking lemme cook for you and get fucked dumb 😩 And um excuse me, Keigo is a fucking chaotic fucking switch LOOK at this man-

God Rae and I have our like "makes us dumb, don't care about any of their backstory or anything brain go brr" crushes (hers is Terushima) but god Keigo is mine. I saw ONE manga panel of him five hundred years ago and like- idgaf about anything pertaining to his character. I look at him and it's complete static. No thoughts. Only stupid twinky bird man make brain go brr caveman thots

I AM DISGUSTED BY NAILS (for the irony of dealing with a nail biting habit for like two decades) GOD ANYTIME I WAS STUCK WITH NAIL TECHS JUST THE SIGHT OF NAILS MAKE ME GAG. DON'T CARE IF ITS EVEN FAKE NAILS I FUCKING HATE NAIL CLIPPINGS TO NO END I DRY HEAVE.

Ugh I feel like Makki and Atsumu are gross in the same kinda way....Makki has two sisters though while Atsumu only has Osamu so....I might have to pick Makki on that one just bc I get spa day vibes with sisters kinda thing

#god i hate nails like #that was my least fav part working in a salon id rather chew hair #ik its the same thing but nails gross me out #but hawks on the other hand #brain go brr i can just stare at him forever and be content #he's <3333 perfect switch <333 #three.talks #oracleofdin.♡

[mrskurono]

Short men are sexy thank u

#these are just facts #a dude does not need to be 6'2 + to be fuckable #sorry fic writers but we're tired of your anti short men agenda #three.talks #oracleofdin.♡

[mrskurono]

Takeda

????

You'd think he'd be my perfect type right??? Dark curly hair?? Dark eyes?? Sweet and attentive?? I just- I'm not physically attracted to him??? idk why?? Technically we'd be like, really good together probably. But I gotta go the petty route and say I'm not very physically attracted to him

Send me any character and I'll tell you why I WON'T date them

#three.games #ask games #send ask #oracleofdin.♡

[mrskurono]

I know, like, 5 Naruto characters???? I just think... Mic is really hot.

Would you rather be stuck in a room with fanon Atsumu or fanon Suna?

If we're talking Present Mic like...I adore him but like could never do him?? We could get matching tats and screams at people but that's about it?? The only pro heroes I'm fond of are Fatgum (and not in skinny form 😉) and Hawks...Hawks just....he makes me real stupid...brain go brrr for bird guy

Oooo shit this is...this is a good question. For the sake of not sounding too soft but...probably fanon Atsumu. He'd be exceptionally easy to deal with bc I'm just simply meaner 😂 Fanon Suna...Suna reminds me too much of my wife so the idea of her mean and abusive and manipulative towards me is a no go. Fanon Atsumu I could just bully 😂

#fanon Oikawa would be my favorite to dick around with #fanon Oikawa or fanon iwa bc like i jus wanna fight them #fanon kags maybe bc stupid men make me go brr #three.talks #oracleofdin.♡

[mrskurono]

Had a dream Aizawa cheated on me with Deku during some weird Naruto roleplay. Have never been more heartbroken. My ego. 💔 can't even cheat role-playing an anime i like????? Absolutely horrid.

Ew what if u dreamt of fanon Atsumu tho??? Doesn't it rustle ur jim jams. ;D jk that would be not cash money. Choso is hot asf jfv.

The unpacking a therapist could do with that dream....kidding 😂😂

Outta 1A grads yeah I could see Deku being Aizawa's only type to maybe tolerate. Not too far off and I'd watch it 🥴 the Naruto role play though as me fucking dying like that's the cherry on the top 😂

God every dream of Atsumu I have he's such a little shit until I say something he turns into putty. God and we've even kissed in my dreams what is wrong with me eww do I like Atsumu 😩

Choso is fucking perfect and no other character design will EVER top him and these are just facts. Choso is perfect. Gege made a perfect character. And we'll probably never see him again :l

#eww god admitting on live television i like atsumu...disgusting who am i #i have an emotion for a stupid volleyball player eww #someone give me a lobotomy #three.talks #oracleofdin.♡

[mrskurono]

Oooo congrats on 5k!!!! I feel like i only send u asks to complain about all fanon or all fics being legit the same but different characters. xD

INSTEAD THIS TIMEEEEE

Have you ever dreamt of any of your faves???

Thank you love!! And are you kidding me I LOVE bitching about fanon shit and everything. This blog is a hot gossip pot for bashing in shitty fanon personalities on the daily 😁😘

Have I ever dreamt about my favs....Ok so I've had a Choso dream (took him to the grocery store it was cute), I had a Nori dream (can't recall the details though). But *sighs defeated* the one fucking idiot I've had the most dreams about in my entire life....is Atsumu 😩 I've had like three dreams with him in it. (tbh I think I had a dream about him last night) Normally I don't have a lot of dreams I can recall and even less with faces I can put names too. But god damn if I don't always end up with Atsumu dreams. It's disgusting. It's pathetic. It's absolute love struck bullshit in fact. A setter?? I'm dreaming about a setter?? What is wrong with me???

How about you baby?? Do you get lucky with vivid dreams and stuff??

#even had a fucking wet dream with atsumu and I NEVER have wet dreams #had like maybe 4 in my entire life #AND ONE OF THEM IS WITH ATSUMU GOD ITS PATHETIC #oracleofdin.♡ #three.talks

[mrskurono]

Fanon Shinso is a sadist LIKE ALWAYS who uses his quirk constantly and treats everyone bad. It's annoying. Which just... Isn't a vibe? I love dark content when it sticks closer to canon personality but for some reason people can't do that??

Ugh that's even hotter??? I was thinking he'd have a pretty dick too ngl. I hate working out but I would work out with Tsukki bc he'd look rly hot also sweaty men are kinda hot. Sweaty virgin men that are possible to tease?!?!?! Like wow.

Shinso: "My quirk makes me worry. I want to be a good guy and do good things." This fucking fandom: mAkE hIm NasTy aNd aBuSe hIS QuiRK tbh i dont interact with the bnha fandom as a whole they suck

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SWEATY TSUKKI GOD I FINISHED THE INARIZAKI GAME AND THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM OUTTA BREATH, SWEATING AND STUMBLING THAT MAKES THE PUTHY THROB-ETH

i am a gym rat and i will admit i love it and would drag him there

Fuckin him breathing heavy and sweating while he does some weight training. Those curls nice and stuck to his forehead. Face clouded over in thought and concentration while he just tries to get through the workout. God how fuckable he'd look sweaty and tired. Gonna make the poor thing work out more by fucking me 😩

#oracleofdin.♡ #ugh sweaty tsukki is my fave #i love him almost loosing it in games #idk why its a turn on but fuck it is #threethirst #hq smut #hq #tsukishima kei #tsukishima kei smut

[mrskurono]

Usually Tsukki is written as a major douche and a sadist?? Which, I personally, can't see at all. Like once you match his level he's probably immediately flustered yknow??

Virgin!Tsukki makes an ass out of himself while also trying to not, so he can impress you. He's a blushing mess the whole time and i refuse to believe otherwise.

Virgin!Tsukki talks the talk until y'all are both naked and suddenly he's just... Eyeing you the whole time, breath caught in his throat.

fanon Tsukki is one of the worst ones out there ngl. I just won't read Tsukki content bc people suck and make him nasty like fanon Suna 😂

Ugh but blushing virgin!Tsukki??? One who starts off really strong but soon he's rubbing his hands together, palming the back of his neck, that stupid crooked smile bc he's trying so hard not to smile. God but standing in front of you makes all his thoughts vanish from his head and now he's cursing himself for being as dumb as Hinata

That breath catching in his throat though. While you kiss down his chest and his stomach sinks in with your touch. Face flush with color and cock twitching and drooling precum. Poor thing can't think straight. Can't even be upset that he's a mess bc every place you touch on him feels like he's on fire. Oh and the first time you give him a blow job, don't even get me started on how poor Tsukki can't control himself!

#oracleofdin.♡ #threethirst #hq smut #hq #hq tsukishima #tsukishima kei smut #tsukishima kei

[mrskurono]

That Tsukki fic????? Wowowowow bro fr.

Honestly there's just something about dense virgins but it might be bc I have a virgin fetish. Which brings me to the thought of virgin!Tsukki and making him blush bc I'm soft for making giant men blush, especially if they're virgins. Oh god rip ur vag with water. 💔💔

Thank you!! I don't know why but I'm like, really proud of that one. It's the longest thing I've written since my son was born and I was really happy with the pacing. Lowkey accidentally made myself crush on Tsukki bc of it 😅

Virgin fetish freaking right here. Oh my god I love being people's first time and teaching them. That was like my fav thing before becoming a mom ngl 😂

Ugh virgin!Tsukki is just such a beautiful thought ok. He doesn't think he's ugly for the most part. Some ribbing through the years about his weigh has made him a little more reserved sure but at the same time Tsukki figured he would rather save himself right? No big deal. He wasn't a Tanaka or Noya type anyways.

Slowly though everyone grows and pairs off and Tsukki watches it. Does he actually want to be with someone? Does he actually want someone? It doesn't dawn on him until he meets you. In his 20s and suddenly he feels like a gawky teenager all over again. He's trying to be coy and salty with his word choice but god damn you just make him stumble over his words and look like a fool. Tsukki is certain you probably think of him of some bean poled four eyed fool.

When he finds out though that you have a crush on him? That you want him? Tsukshima is beside himself. Excited and giddy while maintaining utter stoic expressions around you. Best way to break that? Corrupt the FUCK out of him. Shove your tongue down his throat leaving him wanting more. Grabby hands he gives into just to feel you touch him. Dry humping and acting like horny fools and suddenly Tsukki is a foggy love drunk idiot doing anything for your touch.

And sex? Man overstims so fucking easy. He's not stupid. He knows how sex works and whatever. But experiencing it? Having himself buried inside you while he wraps his long arms around you like he's gonna slip away. Man can't contain himself every single time you touch him and it shows with how easily you make the poor thing cum <3

#the tsuki brain rot is real #tsuki with a praise kink who can't contain himself when you leave no inch of him untouched <3 #ugh he'd be so pretty under you <3 #oracleofdin.♡ #threethirst #hq smut #hq #hq tsukishima #tsukishima kei smut #tsukishima kei

[mrskurono]

A DENSE VIRGIN KAGEYAMA PLS OH MY GOSH. You right??? He's only cared about volleyball like who needs sex??? MY DUDE WOULD CUM FROM THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH AND I DON'T TAKE CRITICISM.

SHower sex with virgin!Atsumu and he's an absolute mess s2g. He never got to do this before??

Pool sex with the virgins thank u omg

virgin!Kageyama is like my fav virgin trope ok. And my soft spot for my baby. But him just flush with color with the way you explain everything to him. From mutual masturbation, to oral to full on sex. Man is staring at you with those wide eyes and the prettiest blush 😩 Of course he's only getting harder and harder having you explain this bc god damn if this man ain't technical as fuck. Skip the sexy talk, tell him how you could make him cum in your mouth while you jerk him off or explain how you'll move your hips if you cockwarmed him just right to make him blow his load. Poor thing pops a tent like none other and you might as well fix it for him. Also can't imagine him not having nice tasting cum with a good amount of it. Virgin who's tasty 😏

Though I'm not a fan of shower or pool sex. As my vagina does not like penetration and water. The idea of being at a ritzy pool party for all those nice hunky volleyball players. Accompanying Tsumu of course. Who just can't be bothered to do anything but stare at you in your bathing suit the entire time. Making it THAT obvious he's turned on. Might as well push him against the nearest jet in the pool. Hanging on his back leaning over like you're just a cute couple chatting with whoever from the team. But really Atsumu's dying while the water jet gets him off under the water in front of everyone and only you know 😏 Naughty boi is gonna cum in the pool like that. He might as well finger you in the bathroom closest to the pool party to make up for it 😏

#tw exhibitionism #oracleofdin.♡ #mmm both my setters i love so much #THE ONLY SETTERS I LOVE OK #they're my hubbies <3 #threethirst #hq smut #hq x reader #hq #haikyuu smut #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #hq atsumu #hq kageyama #kageyama tobio #kageyama tobio smut #miya atsumu #miya atsumu smut

[mrskurono]

I don't lewd Kageyama v much but virgin Kageyama? That might hit dude tf.

I feel like virgin!Atsumu whimpers idk why.

Wait wait waiiiiit an innocent virgin!Atsumu?? Is that possible?? Oh god, Atsumu that couldn't ever jerk off bc he shared a room with Osamu and plus he only need volleyball anyways.

Finally he's living on his own and he's learning how to jerk off? HNG.

asdfghhjkl Kageyama holds a special place in my heart <3 and you just know that big dumb lug went well into his 20s before getting any. All that stamina for volleyball did nothing when he came making out and grinding together <3333

Atsumu across all spectrums is a whimpering and mumbling mess. Very vocal, very perfect <333

Ugh but virgin!Atsumu who just, 1. never had the time, 2. never had the privacy with a twin and 3. never had the means to. So the only place Atsumu DID jerk off was in the shower with the shower head so of course silly thing thinks that's the only place you can do it <3

When he finds out you can play with him in bed under the covers while you make out, poor thing is above and beyond horny for more of you <333

but will also totally melt if you play with him in the shower <3

#threethirst #oracleofdin.♡ #hq smut #hq #miya atsumi smut #kageyama tobio smut #miya atsumu #kageyama tobio

[mrskurono]

More virgin bois is what you're saying, right????

Virgin Atsumu who always swears he's had sex but obviously he's lying

Virgin Atsumu who tries to stall when you finally get him in the palm of your hands he's blushing like a mad man

Virgin Atsumu who ngl seems like a fucking pro at going down on u

Virgin Atsumu who I bet jerked off alot before realized it doesn't compare to the real thing now

Also just self indulgent fucking virgin Atsumu in public for his first time and he's attempting to be quiet

god the thrill of taking someone's virginity, ngl I miss it 😩

and the ONLY thing I might like more than virgin!Kageyama, might be virgin!Atsumu 😍

virgin!Atsumu who religiously forgot about the perks of "fangirls" part of volleyball in substitute for actually connecting with other people. So he's into his 20's and stable in the MSBY roster before you two meet.

virgin!Atsumu who thought he had a dirty mind until he met you. Everything you do turns him on. The sexual frustration is real but he's too much of a hot mess to process it

virgin!Atsumu who sucks on his fingers to keep himself quiet while he jerks off to the thought of your fingers in his mouth or even your hand around his cock

virgin!Atsumu who's a babbly mess as soon as you wrap your legs around him and keep him inside you. Cum or not he's out of this world sensitive

virgin!Atsumu who gasps the first time he cums inside you and can't help the little bit of drool roll out of his mouth just bc it felt so good

#there's a specials place in my heart for virgin!kags but virgin!atsumu is hitting just right #lemme take care of you baby #threethirst #oracleofdin.♡ #hq smut #hq x reader #hq #hq atsumu #atsumu miya smut #atsumu smut #miya atsumi smut #atsumu miya #miya atsumu

[mrskurono]

OH MY GOD I WANT THAT????

Virgin Omimi just hits different today. Even better if he's just innocent yknow????

Like he knows basic biology but he doesn't get why looking at you makes him hard? How does he fix it? My darling.

God I have been thinking about virign!Omimi all fucking day 😩

excuse me while I self indulge

virgin!Omimi who's has such a crush on you from day one that it's insufferable for him bc he has no idea you reciprocate it back. Gotta spell that shit out for him and when it finally clicks he is over the moon with anything you do 😩 Touch his thigh under the table. He looses it. Pull on his collar after work hours and kiss him until he can't breath. Man's dripping precum even in his slacks. And. It. Never. Ends.

God you could fuck this man for a week straight and he's still wanting more 😩

And the biology thing? He's just not phased it's supposed to happen right? Your on your period? Doesn't matter if Omimi has a chance to put his dick in you this man isn't wasting it. Fucking you on your period like a good service top even if his dick is covered in blood and it's on his still nicely toned thighs and lower stomach 😩 Fuck me I don't even have a blood kink but Omimi getting his dick wet while you're on your period and it doesn't stop that man from fucking you- God I'm whipped for a fucking customs agent

#ugh between simping for omimi and my regular atsumu simping #now i got tsukki brain rot too #wtf hormones DX #tw periods #oracleofdin.♡ #hq smut #hq x reader #hq #inarizaki smut #inarizaki #oomimi ren #oomimi ren smut #threethirst

[mrskurono]

Oh god shy virgin Omimi that has seen porn here and there, but having u in front of him like a feast is a totally different experience.

Virgin Omimi that once he gets a taste he can never go without it ❤❤

Even worse, shy virgin Omimi who really hasn't seen anything outside magazines or titillating ads! Oh my god, poor thing has rubbed himself just over a picture of some minor cleavage but never even thought twice to look things up online.

So when he gets to see you naked it's so much more than he can handle. God overstimming virgin!Omimi who doesn't want to quit even if he's came from every time you've touched him. With your hands, your mouth, your cunt, doesn't matter he doesn't want it to end even if his body feels like jello <33333

#ugh lemme take oomimi's virginity Dx #wanna spoil that man <333 #oracleofdin.♡ #hq smut #hq x reader #hq #inarizaki #inarizaki smut #oomimi ren #omimi ren smut #omimi ren

[mrskurono]

Idk why but good boi Atsumu and Omimi got me thinking of virgin werewolf bois.

Werewolf bois that wanna fill but don't rly get why

Werewolf bois that meet u and wanna take u home with them and hold u forever as sexy hostage in wolf lair bc kinda hot not like legit hostage but yknow

Werewolf bois that ngl probably hump your leg constantly bc they just NEED NEED NEED but don't get what they need

Werewolf bois that once u explain it they're absolutely animals. Ba dum tssss.

Ok but the virgin idea is....I'm frothing. Especially virgin!Omimi. Oh my god oh my god oh my god.

No one has ever spared him a second look. Virgin Omimi insecure about his size and appearance and everything else. So when you come along he has no idea what to do or even where to start but he's just so in love with you! Doesn't even realize he gets to be inside you after the half an hour he was lost in eating you out like a starved man. He's never gotten to see someone else's naughty bits so you naked under him just sends him into a frenzy <3 Hehe how he figures out he has a breeding kink when he sees his cum dripping outta you and it's all he wants from that moment on <3

#monsterfucking #werewolf!inarizaki #oracleofdin.♡ #threethirst #hq #hq smut #hq x reader #inarizaki #inarizaki smut #oomimi ren #omimi ren smut