#parkour course

[gorespawn]

anyone wanna hear some fresh gore gossip? of course you do.

my brother works at a parkour gym in town, and he knows most of the people who train there and those who do acrobatic type of sports in the area. anyway, he wasn't there, because he had a fever on that day, but there was a FREAK ACCIDENT.

his friend was doing his little parkour routine, running on the blocks and scaling the tables and walls and whatnot, and he must've been going at a mighty speed, like a crazy mighty speed, because when he was to make a three meter leap between platform A to platform B, he miscalculated i guess, missed by a decimeter, and hit his shin on the edge of platform B.

and his leg fell off.

i didn't know legs could do that.

do you realise how fast you must be running to get such a momentum when you jump that you stub your toe on a table and your leg falls off????

the edge cleaved through the skin, it cleaved straight through the bone and straight through the calf muscle and the fat tissue. it cleaved through literally everything except the skin on the back of the guy's calf. so the whole lower leg of his just hung there, dangling by the skin.

had they had kitchen scissors at the ready, they could've just cut off that thin remaining skin and thrown his entire lower leg away. like it was OFF. dude got AMPUTATED AT THE GYM.

they have to get a replacement for that platform too, because he hit it with such force that his leg made a dent in the wood. not a crack. a dent. a pit, a leg shaped pit. like he molded the wood around his shin as it simultaneously cut his whole leg off. like a meat axe

anyway he screamed bloody murder of course and fell and then proceeded to bleed over a liter all over the floor and everyone had to hold him still so he wouldn't tear the remaining skin of his leg off in his panic. the kid who called the ambulance has had nightmares ever since apparently, which like, fair.

anyway the ambulance arrived and abra cadabra the orthopedists somehow managed to magically reattach the leg again and screw the bone back together and sew all the other tissue together, putting his leg in one of those sort of morbid metal cages that are all frankenstein style with the freakishly large bolts and whatnot.

the grand finish of the story is that guys who do parkour are fucking insane bc he's back at the gym now ready to jump

#it's of course very lucky that parkour guys are fucking crazy. it'd be so sad if he lost his passion just bc of an accident and trauma #anyway #just wanted to share #bc it's so fucking crazy #i didn't know legs could do that! #like.... #if i had a meat axe. a large axe. and a leg. i still feel like i'd need a few chops to cut a leg off #and this guy did it in one go by just falling on a table #falling very. very fast #anyway he's 22. imagine doing some autoamputation at the gym at the tender age of 22 #and then being back at the gym 2 weeks later #parkour guys are fucking crazy but i respect it! #.txt

[fidjiefidjie]

Petit jeu 🏃‍♂️‍➡️👍🐕 entre amis !

Source :Tannokasa5

👋 bel après-midi

#funny video #parkour #pk #course obstacles #cute dog #animal #chien #funny dog #vitesse #short video #course #bel après-midi #fidjie fidjie

[wherabouts-of-light]

at the rate Grian is annoying people with the permit office thing he may be the target of the obligatory war

#Hermitcraft 10 #Grian #I think he should recruit someone to help make the bureaucracy even more annoying #imagine the permit office being moved to like #behind a giant parkour course

[idfk-im-bad-at-names]

What if the lil guy survived the parkour? Would they have gone on to be the new player's egg? Or would they have moved on to a more dangerous test?

#i had to pause vod watching for this #i'm literally mourning an egg that's short lived personality was being frightened of elquackity #and determination to complete a deadly parkour course #i knew you for all of two minutes but i miss you :'( #qsmp #qsmp egg a1

[tarsusingkirk]

yeah sure di feisheng can def make fang duobing feel like he's dying (carnally) and make him sob prettily but listen, he hates it when his pardners cry it literally kills his fucken vibe . he has 2 make sure they r ok

literally he'll stop mid balls-to-the-wall thrust and curl over fdb, pressing his hands to fdb's wet face, his heaving chest, his curled sweaty shoulders. literally paw at fdb almost nervously because fdb has tears running down his face, insensate.

and he'll settle between the vee of fdb's shaky thighs and ask in his deep, mid-fuck voice, "stop crying, fang duobing."

he never says it like he's asking even though it is, it's a quiet plea as he wipes the tears away. he'll shift in close, kiss fdb's cheeks one by one, tasting the salt there before saying with a whisper, "stop crying, fang xiaobao. please."

#mysterious lotus casebook #difang #[parkours in front of u killing myself instantly and changing th course of ur lyfe 5ever] #txtpst #procrastination is a helluva drug btw #[batters my eyeballs] whats ooc idk that

[itsbebebe]

Petition for the federation to put more parkour in their buildings to add difficulty that wont lag out the server like a fuckton of mobs normally do

#i only just realised that they 100 could do this but i have never seen a fed building with parkour #tho maybe its cuz every player has grappling squok and a lot of them have the wall climb pants #i still want to see it though #maybe to make the parkour more worth it the course itself could be a puzzle somehow #qsmp

[nyxi-pixie]

hello yes i would like to submit my evidence for why will is the 'excuse me he asked for no pickles' bf bc.

will wanted to leave he was just like ugh lucas ur in my way MOVE BITCH 🙄😤😤😤

and then mike is like ohshitohshitohshitohshit MY BOYFRIEND NOOO i gotta parkour around my bestie real quick give me a second

#also 2020s mike would be a minecraft parkour enjoyer bc i said so #he watches those tiktoks where they just jump around the same fucking course for HOURS #but hes shit at the actual game. like dies so easily #whereas will??? bad bitch. the most capable #sorry this turner into minecraft headcanons bc i said the word parkour one time #its fine im just going crazy #ive been awake too long #byler #i actually think theyre both excuse me he asked for no pickles #bc mike takes any opportunity to talk shit at adults bc hes a bitch #<3 said with love #but thats not the point

[mistress-light]

So, I've given Forspoken a try, because for some reason that game always peaked my interest. Glad to say I was not disappointed, actually really loved the game!

#i bought it on sale though like 50% off #the €80 price was just idiotic in my opinion #i plan on making gifs of it if there are some of my followers who wish to be tagged into it lemmie know #i loved frey's hissie fits sure some parts were cringe but it didn't really bother me tbh loved the story and parkour gameplay #text #mistress blabbling #of course my super sensitive sally arse was crying when the story reached it end #i cry real fast anyway so yeah lmao #mistress plays forspoken

[alasarys]

able to leap tall buildings hay bales in a single bound

#look at this gazelle #all long legs and gorgeous #i'd love to see george do a parkour course #an inside one not the sort where he could properly fall off something #george russell #goodwood festival of speed #2022 #hay bales

[oh-snapperss]

FUCKIGN EXPLODES I DID IT AHHHHHHHHHHH

#this probably makes no sense to most of you #but this is the mcci parkour warrior course 2 #and i'm actually gonna explode

[brightlotusmoon]

I would not wish any companion in the world but you - Chapter 87 - BrightLotusMoon, Sissystinger - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

In which Rise Raphael and Bay Mikey have unexpected fun with surprise telekinesis!

Also, later:

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Churring and then chirping, like a cheetah, Mikey squeezed him. "Bro, it's okay. Just because your idea didn't come through the way you hoped doesn't mean you have to be sorry. It's not a failure, it's just a setback." He blinked. "I should take my own advice."

“You should. It’s good advice.” Raphael rumbled in response.

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#companion fic! #tmnt crossover fic #rottmnt crossover #bayverse mikey #bayverse turtles #adhd raphael is accepted #mikey stims and fidgets constantly #mikey stims with cartoons and parkour and music so of course he's loud and physical #mikey stims and medicates with caffeine #leo stims with kata practice #donnie's stress relief is infodumping #raph's coping mechanism is punching and that's okay #rise raph is a pitbull puppy #Mikey is a basket of kittens #mikey loves psychology #raph and his heart

[romanticfistfightz]

also fun fact going to malta if the weathers good. frst time since like 2015 i could be on the beach not fully clothed. like i could go shirtless . it's so fun i hope the weathrrs good

#i mean i was wearing swimsuits and stuff #and then in like 2016 i stopped #oversharing moment idc im a bit tipsy but i was with my family at a lake #and they had like an imflatable parkour course (?) in the lake #and . whatever its called when you get pulled by a line but youre on a board #which i didnt do i went for the inflabtable parkour #with my sister cuz she was too young to try the thingy #and basically it was all fine right and then i walked out of the water and was hit with such an. attacj #no idea what it was . stress maybe whayever but thinking back it was definitely dysphoria induced #which was a fun thing to realize in my omg im not a binary man maybe im not trans era #basically i could NOT breathe and i threw up and my heart hurt and all that and my mom had to drive me to the #hospital 👍 and they were like lmao idk were gonna give it some hydroxizinum in a shot calm it down #anyway. i hope the weathrs good

[singer-smiles-101]

Heeeeeeey

Yknow what’s in my brain? Gay stick figures. Specifically @whirld-of-color ‘s Blueberry and Mango. They’re in the brain rent free and won’t leave. So naturally I gotta make art of them right? >:)

With all the posts of character parallels and Blueberry’s ancient city aesthetic I simply had to do something about it, so here we are! Hope y’all like it especially Whirld, I’m addicted to your art and the way you write your characters 🥲✋

#do I wanna over analyze in the tags again? #well of course I do >:D #the nether is a redraw of a frame from the parkour episode #the ancient city is just a picture I found online 🥲✋ the warden episode didn’t have the vibe I was going for lol #adding in the outfit components was so much fun 💛💛💛 #Blueberry is an ancient city dweller and I live by that

[lesbianssylviaplath]

damian does graffiti on slow nights while he's out patrolling (and he's really good at it)

#he's an artist and does parkour of course he graffiti's pls #he spray paints hal jordan everywhere to annoy batman and bruce can't figure out who it is or why it's so accurate #jason knows and says nothing #batman #damian wayne #batman headcanon

[exyglass]

What game do you think Charlie is going to play on Steam?

#of course he's a trackpad gamer :/ #I was too for a long time lol #my vote is dying light 2 bc he'd love the parkour and the killing #personal #cat!

[bastardbvby]

scott in foolish’s chat trying to explain why parkour warrior is torture and no one actually wants it back as though they didn’t purposefully make it increasingly more difficult so only a handful of people could finish

#like……people like dream techno sapnap etc are always gonna be cracked at parkour #making it purposefully more difficult to deter them only hurts others when u can make an easier course that everyone can actually work to #improve on. #anyways bring it back