#pizza order

[pizzarizzo]

"Better get 2,000."

#lol #rizzo the rat #ordering pizza #muppets #pizza #brick #decor #pepe the prawn #pizza order #video #Youtube

[justsayun]

Pizza Problems

I know all marriages run into rough patches from time to time.  It could be something like money problems to differences in how to deal with the children.  Heck at one point the wife and I locked horns about this little Hula Dancing Dashboard Doll that I picked up at a yard sale and displayed in our car.  Just looking at her bouncing around made me smile.  Well, my wife hated it.  She was hula dancing for two weeks and then surprisingly I found her in a kitchen drawer.  My wife said she was putting her foot down about that little Hula Girl in the grass skirt who loved to dance.  To be honest to this day I get a little sad when I watch NCIS Hawaii.  Let's be honest we wouldn't appreciate the sunny days as much if we didn't have a few storms once in a while. Well, the wife and I have come upon something that is causing tension in our home.  The weird thing is this was something that I thought made our marriage stronger and now it's causing tension between us.  I can sum it all up in one word.  Pizza!  We used to go out as a family and get a couple of pizzas and laugh and share about our day.  Now as soon as we go to order I start to get that feeling like when the dentist is getting ready to give ya a novocaine shot.  I like cheese and pepperoni and I'm fine.  You want a couple of mushrooms on it or some tomatoes, even green peppers.  You do what makes you happy.  I can live with it. (I'm a pleaser.)  The kids have the same attitude about our pizza.  But over the past year, my wife's topping & cooking demands for her pizza have gone off the rail.  My children even look at me with hopeless expressions as they hear what their mom demands on the pizza.  We used to order two pizzas to enjoy as a family.   We still order two but only one the three of us enjoy and my wife demands her unusual pizza that no one will touch but her.  She'll have two slices and no one will touch the rest. (She'll say to her massive amount of leftover pizza.  "Honey, we'll take it home and you can take it to work for lunch tomorrow."  )  That's not gonna happen.  My dog even sticks her nose up in the air when offered a slice of my wife's pizza.  We went out the other night for pizza and as the waitress took our order my wife told her she wanted her pizza well done.  The waitress replied; "Oh don't worry we do all our pizzas really well.  My wife goes "No I want my pizza well done, as in I want the bottom of it cooked to where it's almost burned.  I want a crisp bite on my pizza."  The poor waitress was woozy as she left our table.  I asked my wife if every time we order pizza now it has to be a production.  I just want a simple cheese and pepperoni pizza.  I do not want a cauliflower crust.  No jalapenos, no goat cheese.  Please no sprouts or leafy things on the pizza.  Pizza should bring us closer not push us apart.  I've always believed pizza is the food of love and togetherness.  I've always thought that in the Garden of Eden if Eve would have had the option of a slice of pizza or the apple, she'd have taken the pizza.  My wife and I for our first date had pizza.  A plain cheese and pepperoni.  That's where the magic all started.  The other night when we were eating pizza and she had her crazy topping pizza I just looked at her and thought where is my cheese and pepperoni lady love at?  I'm hoping this is just a phase.  My children won't join me with an intervention because their mom spoils them too much so even though they agree with me they will not do anything to mess up the gravy train they have with their mother.  So as of right now I'm being patient praying my lady will eventually regain her pizza sanity.  But to help me through this tough time my Hula Dancing Dashboard Doll is going back up in the car.  

#pizza #pizza toppings #marriage problems #waitress #pizza order #sunny days #dashboard hula girl #husband and wife issues #weird pizza toppings

[geothebio]

in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten

#shitposting #idk what even to tag this? #pizza delivery #? #anyway this made me laugh #and no the order wasn’t made at like 2am #1:30pm baybee i work the opening shift

[porrigens]

ryugoro silliness

#p5 #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #ryugoro #ryuji sakamoto #sakamoto ryuji #akechi goro #goro akechi #i like their dynamic purely based off their VA interactions but also they have the dynamic of being shitty roommates #the proscuitto pizza is based on akechi’s pizza order in one of the clips with the VAs help #also i should fyi that my p5 art that im sharing is at least #6 months old #and ive fallen off of it atm but im still happy to talk about my hcs #slowly chipping through my logs…:3 #pegoryus will come in soon its my fav i keep forgetting to share them #tumblr exclusive p5 art i dont think ive ever shared these om twt #again if their characters dont feel right i am SORRY! this is how i interpret them and its my silliness to enjoy

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#pizza #pizzalover #pizza offer #pizza online #pizza order #pizza takeaway #order pizza online #pizzawalas #vadodara food #food blogger #pizza restaurant #pizzaholic #vadodara #gujarat

[mango-fizz]

fancy gals in fancy dresses :o

the refs 🤗

#mangomoments #splatoon #squid sisters #pink and green has quickly become my favorite color combination #i wonder why #i think theyre at a fancy dinner party or red carpet event or some such #in which they eat nothing and then afterward order pizza #pinapple-less pineapple pizza to be precise #no i still dont know color theory

[realuity]

sick new level

#pizza tower #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon side order #agent 8 #peppino

[snapscube]

they say a honeyed wine make a lady feel free,

so i pour a gift to you from me!

🍷💃🏻

#i know usually the joke about this tweet is very focused on the reply guy who talks about the clutch pizza order #but even just this first part makes me insane #it pairs extremely nicely with his more recent ‘couldn’t play GTA because crime felt wrong’ tweets #so fucking funny

[mothman-etd]

Yes I am going to try to fix my webite account for the local pizza place for the next hour to order a pizza.

Call them? What do you think I am, someone who isn't scared of phoning a restaurant?

#maybe I can text them my order #I just want a pizza

[pocaarii]

Old Trigun fanart of wolfwood and Vash

#trigun #trigun stampede #fanart #vashwood #trigun fanart #I love them so much you guys #I need stampede season 2 to come out already #my dad ordered pizza I’m excited you guys

[deliciouspizzas]

#pizza #pizza hut #pizza offers #Order online #pizza order #food #order online pizza

[legowerewolf]

The astronauts of NASA have a secret: if there's ever something you want or need from Earth, there's a number you can call, and whatever you seek will quickly appear when nobody is looking.

If it's an emergency, there's no fee. Whatever is delivering the goods likes astronauts, and wants them to be safe and healthy.

If it's more of a want, the entity will accept payment in cash or autographs. Group orders from Starbucks and desserts after a long, hard day are not uncommon.

It's reassuring to the astronauts, because if there's something friendly that can and does bring them stuff, then that something would probably be willing to help them get out of a tight spot.

Nobody questions that the number starts with a non-existent country code, or that it will always connect even if your phone doesn't have service.

The Star King, High King of the Infinite Realms, the Ancient of Space is always happy to take a break from paperwork to bring happiness to his heroes.

#danny being a cryptid again #danny phantom #space obsession #danny couldn't dodge being king but he still wants to help out astronauts #order a pizza and get a little alien figurine free! #prompt

[baalzebufo]

tfw the existential nightmare clone of yourself wont leave you alone so you just end up hiring him to work at your pizzeria

#alloyart #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #fake peppy is like a weird animal to me. hes not EVIL he just has virtually no concept of right or wrong. its why he tries to attack peppino #this is enrichment for him i guess. you could probably domesticate him a little over time #bring him on as a sous chef sure. maybe send him out on delivery #if someones annoying peppino with their order hes like 'yeah im sending my boy out for this one' to put the fear of god into them #plus he eats all the bugs and cigarette butts in the pizzeria so its never been so up to code

[alexandy99]

Yes hello I’m feeling… hungry

#my belly #it’s cloudy and I want to order pizza

[jellazticious]

all of these were drawn in a single day oops-

#Cursed to Charm #Jace Calloway #Alejandro D Fae #list of artsyles in order -> #DST #FAITH The Unholy Trinity #Cas Van de Pol #Pizza Tower #The Fairly Oddparents #Garfield #I drew this