the absolute massive cock energy of whichever pole came up with instant ramen ogórkowa and barszcz and rosół like 🥵
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Me: doesn't want to dance
Belgijka comes on
Me:
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OK who signed off on hot!Joseph? Who's idea was this?
Someone in the opłatek factory was like "that's him. That's the design we need."
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Polish Confessions #758239
As a kid, I was asking myself all the time who or what the fuck this Smarja is
As in Jezu Smarja
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Mój tata ogląda "Lombard - życie pod zastaw" i nagle słyszę jak woła "To powinno być zchejtowane! Jaki krindż!" najbardziej januszowym głosem jaki można sobie wyobrazić i czuję się jakby mnie ktoś walnął w mordę workiem mokrych myszy.
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Me fighting with my polish ass because I want write "XDDD" at the end of every fucking sentence
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Charizard is a weird axolotl in my minds eye. in my dreams too
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-Otwieram notatki z klasyki dramatu bo niedługo sesyja
- czytam
- "trupa Moliera pochowała trupa Moliera"
- zamykam notatki
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