#poor koochie

[lila-rose]

Me, after Athanasiou crashed into Koochie.

#carolina hurricanes #hurricanes #canes lb #let's go canes #pyotr kochetkov #jaccob slavin #poor koochie #it's okay baby #we'll care for you

[dougiewonderland]

One year ago today, Koochie played (and won!) his first NHL game

Thank you for being such a force of nature and entertainment for the Canes 😊

(Photo quality? Poor. Experience quality? Ultra)

#hockey #nhl #carolina hurricanes #pyotr kochetkov #for some reason I'm feeling really nostalgic about it and being there

[smileysvech]

choosing the canes vs avs game as my first nhl game was quite a choice 😭 I was so stressed the entire time because it was two of my favorite teams against each other 😭

this was literally me when mikko scored on pyotr

like yay the moose is loose but my poor baby goalie koochie 😭

#I went through a million emotions it was so bad #the men beside me were probably so confused bc I was cheering for both teams (mainly canes but still dbsbjsjsjs) #ahhh overall it was a really fun experience and I’m glad I got over my social anxiety and decided to go to the game by myself #tiff talks too much

[spongebob-connoisseur]

LMAO everytime I see you or someone else talking about Slappy not getting any, I'm always reminded of that one 'You keep saying I have no bitches, but where are yours?!' tik tok meme XD

Poor guy, he can't even had a crumb of bitches...?

Not even as a treat :( ?

(This is 100% a joke btw pls don't take that last part seriously XD)

Damn u right but what made you think the person posting about the fish parody of a dead hungarian actor with all her heart is getting any bitches?? I'm fortunate to not be in the negatives.

He does have Slippy but I REFUSE to affiliate her as 'bitches'. Put some respect on my girl's name! She's our designated weird girl. Slappy is HER BITCH.

Also I don't think you can count Slappy getting with the mirror image of himself (slippy) as 'getting bitches'. At that point he might as well do drag and kiss his reflection for comfort. He's basically doing that. Tbh I think Sandal's body pillow gets more action than him.

Sorry he's my favorite boy and I'd give my vital organs to him for free but I have to be honest. If slippy wasn't there, he wouldn't get a CRUMB of krusty koochie.

Anyways, I can't stand him being sad. I love it but he deserves some joy since he's my boi.

As a treat he may get 1 bitches. A smidget of bitches. A crumb. A speck. A microscopic organism of bitches.

Hope he's happy now <3

#Slappy male wife era #the spongebob connoisseur #spongebob #spongebob squarepants #sb #spongebon squarepants #spongebob meme #slappy laszlo #the patrick star show #the patrick show #Slappy spongebob #Laszlo spongebob

[senseiofbullshit]

Do have any headcanons for 4taro x fem! reader?

I do! I kept it SFW. It's a bit long because I have no self control.

Not that your ask had anything to do with this, but I hope one day, we as a fandom can move away from the idea of Jotaro being overtly mean to his partner. From part 4 on, Jotaro seems to have reigned in a lot of the terrible behavior he showed as a teenager. His relationship with Koochie in part 4 seems to be a really good testament to that. There's no way anyone would marry and have a kid with him if he retained his poor manners/behavior. That being said, I don't think Jotaro would ever call you out of your name or be intentionally mean with you. If you're sensitive like me, I think he'd do a better job of choosing his words wisely with you.

I agree with the idea that Jotaro is horribly awkward so you may not recognize his initial offer to go out together for what it really is. A date. You may also feel like he's hard to crack, conversation seeming dry between you on your date. It may take a bit of effort on your part to find the sweet spot that will get him talking (probably something about marine life), but once you do, you will find that conversation really picks up between you.

Jotaro doesn't really like pleasantries (asking 'how are you' and 'how was your day'), but he'll do them for you if he knows that you like them. His body language may say to get lost, but he likes hearing you talk to him, even if he does sometimes tease you for being talkative.

His memory is very good and he will casually bring up something (or someone) you mentioned in passing five weeks ago when you were complaining about work.

When you're not talking, he enjoys when you're next to him doing your own thing. If he's working, he enjoys when you sit on the couch in his office reading your book or just on your phone. It may not be the most fun thing to do, but Jotaro is a busy man who enjoys being around you. It's a nice medium for him.

Jotaro isn't big on PDA. Hand holding is rare and he doesn't do interlocked fingers. Even though he isn't big on PDA, he still appreciates when you place a quick peck to his lips or cheek (which will probably make him blush and pull his hat down over his eyes) or when you hold onto his arm as you walk together.

Circling back to him being horribly awkward, I think he likes doing nice things for you, but his presentation is absolute trash. He's not big on huge love gestures. When he buys you flowers, he's just like "here", but it's the most expensive, gorgeous arrangement that the store offered.

I joke about Jotaro being a sugar daddy but the man is rich lol. I'm sure he'll buy you whatever you wanted. Things that you casually mentioned wanting are magically wrapped (not by him) and in your living room weeks later.

I mentioned this before, but he's an excellent cook. He's too astute not to be. You show him a recipe once and he doesn't write any of the steps down, but he's able to copy if perfectly.

He's incredibly patient for someone with such a temper and has no issue with repeating himself or showing you how to do something. If he's showing you how to do something, you might find him getting really into it and even putting his hands on yours to guide you. When he realizes what he's doing, he may blush a little bit.

It rare that you're ever up before him, but if you are, kiss his forehead or cheek before you leave your room. You'll catch a glimpse of a smile on his face before you head out.

He sleeps like a rock on his back, not moving all night, but he finds it comforting when you lay on his chest or tuck yourself into his arm when you climb into bed. Toss his arm over your waist and he'll let it rest there. He may even absentmindedly rub circles into your skin.

Dating him requires you having to read between the lines and having the willpower to put things together yourself. H enjoys having you around and living in quiet domesticity much more than he lets on. When you feel like he's nagging you by telling you to brush your teeth before bed for the third time tonight, it's because he wants to brush your teeth together. When you get up to brush your teeth, he'll follow behind you into the bathroom and stand by your side, brushing his own teeth. When he tells you "hey, you should eat something before you leave for the day" he's really saying that he wants to eat a meal with you".

Way more affectionate in the confines of your home than out in public. Smiles wayyyyy more too!

Likes to feel needed, even for little things. He purposely places things on the top shelf and up high so that you'll call him for help. If you call him out on it, he'll deny it. Why would he ever do that? You're sure you left the peanut butter on the bottom shelf, how did it wind up all the way up there? He'll give you a soft smile as he hands it to you.

#jotaro kujo #jotaro kujo x reader #jotaro x reader #jjba x reader #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #anonymous

[sinful-imagines]

Could you do fluffy Stand hcs like you did for the Bruno gang with the Duwang gang?

Absolutely

Josuke

Crazy Diamond is literally the softest thing ever

It will try to heal you every time it gets near you even if you don’t have any injuries

It’s somehow more clingy than Josuke is

Like it will NOT let go of you

It gets really sad when Josuke gives you something instead of it

So Josuke will usually get a smaller gift for CD to give you

It’s usually like a pen or something because it doesn’t know the difference between that and an actual gift

Please let it heal you, even if it’s like a paper cut

Okuyasu

It’s not quite as affectionate with you as CD is but it’s still pretty clingy

Apparently it blushes when it’s near you? Neither of you knew Stands could do that until it happened

Sometimes it just picks you up and doesn’t let go

Please do not express frustration near it or it will try to erase whatever’s annoying you

One time it tried to erase Koichi because you lost a game of Mario Kart to him

It has also erased your homework before

Outside of it’s chaotic tendencies it really likes to play with your hair and spoon you

Unlike CD it doesn’t get jealous of you showing affection to its user

It’s actually the opposite, Okuyasu gets jealous of The Hand sometimes

Koichi

Like the other two’s Stands, it’s very fond of you

Because of Act 1 and 2’s long range, sometimes they’ll manifest on their own while you’re both at school and snuggle up next to you even if you’re in a different classroom

It’s not quite as clingy as Josuke and Okuyasu’s Stands though, it prefers to just sit on your shoulder while you’re reading or doing homework as not to disturb you too much

Except Act 3

Act 3 will call you a bitchy ho and then demand that you cuddle with it

Poor koochie gets so embarrassed whenever this happens

He doesn’t let Act 3 around you too often because of it

Jotaro (4)

It’s a lot less clingy than it used to be because Jotaro is less emo and actually shows you affection now

It’s still Star Platinum though, so it’s still fascinated with you

Please vent out all of your frustrations to it, it can’t offer advice but it can offer cute oras and cuddles

Joot doesn’t get as embarrassed when Star Platinum acts affectionate towards you anymore because he’s not as emotionless

Still, his face can and will flush if Star wraps it’s arms around you and doesn’t let go

Please please please show it affection back!! Even if it’s just a little kiss on the cheek, it wants reassurance that you love it!

Rohan

Heaven’s Door is a massive tsundere at first

It wants all of the cuddles but doesn’t want to come across as clingy so it just kinda doesn’t interact with you

If you have a humanoid Stand, please use it give Heaven’s Door some kissies! You need to show it what it’s missing out on

Once it grows the balls required to actually interact with you it gives you more affection than Rohan

Like actually

Please let it be the little spoon

Oh and it absolutely loves forehead and cheek kisses!

Rohan pretends not to notice that his Stand is in your arms 90% of the time

Even if you bring it up he’ll ignore it and start talking about his manga

#jjba x reader #josuke x reader #okuyasu x reader #koichi x reader #jotaro x reader #rohan x reader #part 4 josuke #okuyasu #koichi #part 4 jotaro #rohan #crazy diamond #the hand #echoes #star platinum #heaven’s door

[c-c-cherry]

Jojo Hugs???😈

Workin’ on Communication Breakdown but also thinking about Jojo hugs so here’s me rating how good they would hug because I’m self-indulgent whoops-

Jonathan

Best hugs and y’all know it. Impeccable protective energy. When you are trapped in the cocoon that is Jonathan Joestar, you are safe from all emotional and bodily harm. Will not hesitate to fucking squeeze the shit out of your organs but its the good kind of feeling (I know y’all know what I mean)

Additional notes:

-Has hugged every Joestar in my Jonathan Is Somehow Alive And Also Like 32 Because I Said So pocket dimension™

11/10 for also probably getting you a glass of water and a blanket, too :’)

Joseph

Listen...I don’t wanna say it, but someone has to,,,Joseph Joestar would have the most uncomfortable and squeamish hugs imaginable. Please don’t get me wrong, I love this man, but he can’t stop moving for a solid 30 seconds and he has no idea how to make anyone comfortable cause the only person he’s ever hugged is his grandma lmao

Additional notes:

-One time Josuke asked him for a hug and they both over-thought it and Joseph did that awkward hug-pat thing because of course he would and Josuke let go too early and the entire thing was a disaster to watch the entire city of Morioh died from second-hand embarrassment that day

5/10 but only because he’d probably feel bad and make you hot choccy or something

Jotaro

Awkward tall man who would rather jump off a cliff than show physical affection to most people. His hugs are few and far between, but if you ever experience one, GODjjhgjgjhg It's his secret weapon that NO one expects him to pull out but it's like,,,a complete cure-all,,,it’ll make anyone feel better

Additional notes:

-Yes he has hugged Koochie before when our boy had a rough day and yes he’s also the kind of person to take off his coat and wrap it around the person he’s hugging for that extra warmth and support

7/10 for the warm coat and awkward family reunion vibes

Josuke

You can already tell from his face that he’s the second best hugger on the fucking planet. Man’s got the Joestar bloodline ARMS AND WARMTH. If anything, he’s more like Jonathan than Joseph in that way. Is not afraid to hug ALL his best bros whenever they need them and yes he is indeed Okuyasu’s support bro all hours of the day and night

Additional Notes:

-He also probably smells really good aside from the almost monstrous amount of hairspray and gel he manages to fit in his hair but we’re overlooking that because he’s Josuke

9/10 only because of that incident with Joseph which made him too awkward to hug well for like,,,a solid 3 weeks

Giorno

Didn’t receive enough love as a child and rarely ever got hugged, which means he’s awful at it only naturally. He has no idea how to act and yes he’s the kind of person who would just go limp in someone’s arms instead of reciprocating the action because he doesn’t really know how :/

Additional Notes:

-Since living with the gang, they’re slowly helping him be more adjusted to stuff like that and now he’s learning that hugs are beautiful, wonderful things *in salesperson voice* THAT HE, TOO, CAN HAVE :D

4/10 pre and during canon, but jumps up to a 6/10 because HE IS TRYING AND IMPROVING HGGHGHGHN

Jolyne

You know the kind of hugs you would get from the totally wasted woman in the bar bathroom where you give her some water and she calls you her best friend and you guys probably take a picture together? Jolyne energy. You know that one really cool girl everyone knows and you lend her your class notes and she spits out her gum and buys you a coke for your troubles and gives you a “I seriously love you dude” hug? Also Jolyne energy. You can decide if you like it or not, but it's a very particular kind of hug that I’m always here to experience

Additional notes:

-Unlike her father, she can and will throw out cool kid hugs all the time and they always feel good no matter what. It's not something you can savour like a Joot hug, but its still real good all the same :)))

7/10 for best girl energy

Johnny

Touch-starved. So, so painfully touch-starved that it's not even funny. Is the kind of person to “hate” affection but WILL NOT let go and cling for as long as possible and then feel guilty about being so clingy which just results in more hugs

Additional notes:

-Don’t even tell me Gyro isn’t the most touchy, huggy kind of person and when you put the two of them in god-knows-where, America it makes for some wholesome shit

Like,,,a 5/10 for actually giving them but an 8/10 when receiving them

I know nothing about Gappy I’m so sorry, but he kinda gives off will hug one and only one person all the fucking time and nothing else energy but Jojolion homies if you see this please reply to this and tell me about this man’s hugging skills without spoilers for my poor followers lmao

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #Jonathan #giorno giovanna #jolyne #johnny joestar #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #josuke higashikata #headcanons #jjba headcanons #hugs #wholesomeness #:)

[sportingcplove]

Emma Radacanus bare feet tickled senseless and fucked by her Tennis coach

Game set and match Williams. It was another disappointing defeat for the promising young Emma Radacanu as she crashed out in straight sets at Wimbledon in front of her home fans. After rising to fame after her US open victory it appeared the pressure and demand was becoming too much for the young Tennis star. She had recently hired a new coach with some very harsh methods to improve her game, and tonight she was about to find out just how harsh he can be

Emma stormed into her dressing room and threw her Tennis 🎾 racket on the floor in anger. She ripped off her trainers and socks and the smell of her cheesy sweaty bare feet filled the air. Damn my feet stink said Emma although that was the least of her worries. At that moment in walked her coach. I'm so sorry coach said Emma. The coach gave her a piercing stare which made Emma nervous. He then looked down at Emma's bare feet and said wow something smells cheesy in here. Emma went bright red with embarrassment and curled her toes. Sorry coach. What for? The poor performance or those stinky bare feet of yours because right now I'm about to punish you for both. Emma's eyes went wide with fear. I tried my best coach said Emma. Well that's not good enough and with that he got out some rope and started to hogtie Emma.

Emma lied there helpless over her coaches lap. She had been stripped naked and her toes were wriggling helplessly as her coach admired her sweaty bare soles. Since you can't seem to win to save your life Emma and giving me a bad name as a coach perhaps this will get you to play better . Yes coach said Emma nervously as her coach sunk his fingers into Emma's sweaty bare soles. AHAAHHAHAHA nooooooo my bare feet are so ticklish noooooo please anything but my FEEEEEEET AHAHAHAHAHAHA screamed Emma in ticklish extacy. Too bad Emma your helpless bare feet are all mine now and I'm going to tickle torture your helpless bare feet with my fingers tongue 👅 and electric toothbrush everything you lose a game, so if you don't want your bare feet punished you know what to do don't you as he sunk his finger back into Emma's helpless bare feet and between her toes as Emma screamed laughed and moved her bare feet and curled her toes in ticklish extacy AHHAHAHAHA yeeeeesssss I know what to AHAHAHAHa to do.. I.... must win.... games AHaaHAH. Her coach then moved his wet tongue up and down Emma's bare soles and in-between her sweaty toes AHAHAHA omg not the tongue AHAHAHAHAHa. I hate to be such a brutal disciplinarian Emma bit I'm afraid I have no choice but to punish your stinky bare feet you're a very bad girl said her coach as he sunk his fingers into Emma's stinky bare soles and in-between her toes sending Emma into hysterics HAHAHAHAHAAAA yes... sir AHHAHA I'm a very bad girl AHHAHAHA. Her coach continued to tickle torture Emma's helpless bare feet as she lie hogtied naked over his knee with his fingers, tongue 👅 and electric toothbrush until she pissed herself everywhere. You bad girl look at the mess you've made that's another hour of tickle torture on these stinky bare feet of yours said her coach as he went back to tickling Emma's bare feet and spanking her ass. Emma was red with embarrassment but also extremely turned on by being humiliated and dominated by her manly coach in this way. AHHAHAHA sorry daddy I'll make sure I win the next tournament I pwomise AHHAHAHA my poor bare feeeeeeeet. I'll believe that when I see it Emma said her coach as he continued his relentless tickle torture on Emma's bare feet with his fingers tongue 👅 and electric toothbrush and began mocking Emma with words like koochie koochie koo awww are Emma's helpless stinky little bare feet ticklish awww too bad I'm going to tickle torture them for hours on end until you improve your game young lady. AHHAHAHA yeeeees Daddy I'm sorry AHHAHAHA my poor stinky bare feet AAAAHHH.

The relentless tickle torture on Emma Radacanus bare feet would go on for another 2 hours. Well I hope you've learned your lesson young lady if you don't win Wimbledon I'm going to tickle torture your helpless bare feet naked again for hours on end. Yes coach said Emma nervously as she slipped into some heels 👠 and a dress as she was off to a gala dinner later that evening. Good girl ill see you tomorrow for practice said her coach as he looked down and admired Emma's bare feet in her black strappy heels. Yes sir said Emma as she walked out....She knew for a fact it won't be the last time her bare feet are tickled and humiliated by her coach and that excited her sexually. "Hmmm maybe I should lose more often" Emma giggled to herself as she took off in her heels with her sweaty ticklish bare feet still tingling from the tickle torture she'd just received from her coach

[ichbinspeed]

OK SO I was gonna have my first post be art or fanfic or something, but I'm watching part 4 of JoJo rn and f u c k i n g Y u k a k o. She creates s o m u c h pure rage in me that I'm crying. How did I manage to hate her so much? I dunno. But I do and I needed to rant for poor baby koochie. I don't care if she gets a redemption arc, she's still a stupid fucking hamburger to me and I WILL vore her. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[rihstopher]

It is too much for one woman to handle. Tell me why Aubrih, Some Chrianna and TB are mad at Rih? Like really niggas?😂😂😂. Man, Chris just had a child, broke up with Koochie, Drake well he is on maternity cause his babies with porn stars are about to be born. Still, these fans are mad at Rih like she left these poor men for Hassan. They crying on IG, writing journals of how she has to work hard to win the boys back. I needed this laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmaooo, I don't follow most of TB but I doubt they even care about who rih is dating!!! If anything I can see some chrianna and aubrih fans -Kayla