NOOOOOOO someone just pointed out that astarion’s “apparently there’s a limit between a nice summer’s day and the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN” is a megamind reference……………… i’d like to go home now i’m done
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those of you who joined the stream, Thank You! i will be sending you my therapy bills <3
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The looking glass ruins guy: the illusionists got to look after these things because we can’t use our magic to attack
Gus about to make every person in a 10ft radius relive their worst memories until they can’t even stand:
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Hey gamers: look up videogames that came out in 2001 to see a list of videogames that are old enough to legally buy beer
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Not me thinking about how by the end of dndads, Glenn and Morgan had essentially switched places, where Glenn is now one who's dead, and Nick and Morgan (and Jodie) are the ones who are still there, albeit they have no memory of him.
Freddie thought Glenn and Nick would end up at Morgan's grave finally dealing with it at the end of the season. But what really happened is that Glenn is the one with the grave and they're not going to be visiting it.
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sobbing over please please please let me get what i want on the broken machine playlist
“i haven’t had a dream in a long time. see, the life i’ve had can make a good man bad. so for once in my life, let me get what i want. lord knows it would be the first time.” tears falling as i fall down in a slow circle and die
makes me think of in chapter 9, chris thinking about how leon is kind despite everything 🫠 and now in chapter 10 he actually was getting what he wanted and it was ruined 🤠 you are a menace!!!!!!!
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Hi my name is Bayeux Laid-Work Surface-Couching Stitch and I was used in the Bayeux tapestry (that's how I got my name) which is 224 feet long and 26 inches wide and a lot of people tell me I look like the opening credits to Bedknobs and Broomsticks (A/N: if u don’t know what that is get da hell out of here!). I wasn’t made by Queen Mathilda but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m an embroidery but I’m called a tapestry. I’m stitched on white linen panels. I’m also a French national treasure, but I was probably made in England by many embroideresses (I’m almost a thousand years old). I’m medieval (in case you couldn’t tell) and I have 10 different colors of wool thread. I love the Battle of Hastings and I show a lot of stuff from it. For example in my 58 scenes I depict 626 characters, 202 horses, 37 buildings, 41 ships, and 202 horses and mules. I was stolen a lot over history. I was almost cut up to cover Napoleon’s cannons once but someone saved me, which I was very happy about. A lot of Frenchmen stared at me. I put my many embroidered dicks up at them.
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hey!!! in regards to your creator event, are you okay with content dealing with the finale/dean's death (I'm specifically thinking in regards to the "chuck won" theory). totally understand if you don't want to see it but I wanted to ask! hope you're having a good day, I'm very excited for the event :)
hi penny!! yeah considering the nature of the prompt, finale content is totally allowed/expected. though using a cw/tw tag like "tw dean's death" re: the barn scene is always appreciated just as a courtesy <3
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I love the followers on this acct who don't know what the tntduo kiss is you guys are so lucky to be safe from that psychic damage /gen
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was searching up supergirl and ended up writing superhurl instead. everything that came up was absolutely bile
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Good morning tumblr.com! Psychic damage be upon ye
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