#punny speaks

[puntastic-artist]

*picks up mic*

*taps it*

People should portray Francis like a loser more, I need loser content, please I'm starving

#punny rambles #punny speaks #sillyposting #thats not my neighbor #that's not my neighbor #tnmn #francis mosses #tnmn milkman #tnmn francis mosses #seriously though i wanna see more of him being a tired loser who only knows how to cook kraft mac and cheese #y'all are cowards #gotta do everything myself around here

[punny0verlord]

I made a twink sticker!

You can buy it at my Ko-fi Shop! https://ko-fi.com/s/404e76cf4f

#punny speaks #stickers #sticker shop #Punny sells #I... I have too much power as an artist sometimes lol #DCA themed #idk if I should tag this as dca related or not lol

[thatpunnyperson]

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#for those of you following along it has been about 8 hours since the boy passed #very peaceful and high as a kite #my sibling held him on their lap the whole time #it was heartbreaking and we will miss him forever #it hurts so much and after 8 hours its still like a gushing stab wound #plus the whole apartment is still full is cat stuff but we dont want to put it away too quickly because we dont want to forget #even though we KNOW we WONT forget anything #but we owe it to him to let the apartment still be His for a bit #all we're going to do is box up a little bit of it and put it in the closet until she gets her next cat #but its only been 8 hours and its hard to move on that quickly #12 hours ago he was waking us up and demanding we pet him #rest in peace brody you were an excellent cat and i loved you very much and i will keep loving you until the end of time #punny speaks #tw death mention

[spinaholi]

thaco bell?? bards & noble??? armour zombie & LICH?!! i love you whoever wrote these puns

#it’s getting punny up in here i just want to say yes that is my brand thank you #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #spina speaks

[boasamishipper]

i think the biggest problem of season 3 (of which there are Several) is the shift away from football being the crux of the story, which has undoubtedly resulted in the aimless, overstuffed, unfocused narrative we've been seeing for the last eight episodes. season one was as excellent as it was because whether richmond won or lost a match actually mattered; if they lost too many matches, they'd be relegated, and relegation was always treated as a distinct, tangible threat. there were stakes. and while season two had its issues with pacing and unnecessary subplots, no one would call it aimless. the characters had a goal (pun intended): to get promoted back to the premier league. if they lost too many matches, they would stay in the championship league. we as the audience were invested in whether or not richmond won or lost, and the narrative was all the stronger and more coherent for it.

season one asked us, can afc richmond avoid relegation? and we were invested in the answer. season two asked us, can afc richmond be promoted? and we were invested in the answer. now we're eight episodes into season three, and the overarching goal of the season, the question it is asking its audience to remain invested in, is...what? what are we building towards? is afc richmond's goal to win the whole damn thing? to beat west ham? to beat man city? to do just enough to avoid relegation again?

and because we can't answer this question, the narrative has suffered greatly. how are we supposed to believe beard when he says man city is the team's white whale if we haven't even seen them play each other yet this season? if ted's total football epiphany was so life-changing for richmond, why did we speed past all the matches this episode where the team won using that strategy? if this is all leading to a final nate-ted west ham-richmond match, why haven't we spent any time with nate at west ham? why haven't we gotten to see him grow and develop as a coach? at one point, the team was doing so badly that higgins suggested firing ted, who has been visibly struggling on and off the pitch - and the narrative did not give that suggestion the weight it might have had in season one or two. we spent an entire episode watching rupert, rebecca, and chelsea fight over zava - and then two episodes later he was gone, and we haven't so much as mentioned him since. just last season, sam was being heralded as the star of afc richmond, highly sought after by other club owners - but we haven't gotten to see any of his alleged brilliance on the pitch this season at all. i have to kick a little ball around, which those same people love me for, sam said in 3.07, that is, until i fuck up or miss a penalty, or i decide to fight back - a speech that was excellently delivered by toheeb, but loses some of its weight because we haven't actually gotten to see any negative reaction to sam missing a penalty or fucking up or deciding to fight back (not even in season 2 after the dubai air boycott).

(all this to say: i do enjoy the show. i love the characters, i've been enjoying the episodes as individual units, and i'll continue to tune in week after week. but for a show that once boasted football was life, it's sure been suffering since it decided to stop focusing on that.)

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso critical #been thinking this for a few days now and had to get it all out on paper (so to speak) #yes this season is just as punny and heartwarming and quirky as usual but like. what is everything building towards here #like the only overarching plotline so far is colin's coming out arc and it's being handled great so far #but that can't be the overarching question of the season you know??? #too many questions not enough answers #they should have kept the episode lengths at 30 minutes; forced the writers to keep the plot as tight and focused as in s1 #45-60 minutes is a lot of time when you aren't building towards anything

[skullivan-the-dawg]

I’M SORRY FOR THESE I LOVE PUNS OKAY- @finleyforevermore @karosucks @mossy-paws @ash-does-theatre @https-envy @echodoesstuff62333 @colinthecatparent @the-starry-cove-of-an @thatboredaroace @fayewoods-2

#skullivan speaks #I’m so sorry XDDD #bad puns #punny

[cloudsrust]

Been thinking about Ratoo, mostly how his name sounds, and idk what would be funnier:

Him being the younger sibling and having parents so horrible at names that after coming up with Ratau they just went "Welp, let's just call this other one Ratoo" (as in "Rat 2" or "Rat Too")

Or him being trans and choosing to go by "Ratoo" instead of his deadname just to fuck with his brother (I imagine Ratau trying to introduce both himself and Ratoo to the Lamb just for the latter to go "Uh- of course he is a rat too- but what's his name?" and making his brother's day fsdfs- it's so stupid but so funny to me.)

#the cloud can speak oh boi #Yeah- the random ass stuff I think about while I have to work on boring concepts lmao- #I know it's a terrible joke but my brain has been tormenting me with it for weeks dfdfs #being punny isn't always easy </3 /j #also idk both younger sibling and transmasc Ratoo just have a vibe ya know? #Oh and the younger brother thing even if he looks older- I like to think the power of the crown stops/slows the aging process #to keep the vessel fresh and have them last longer- #So Ratau looks younger than him because he only recently started aging again

[socksandbuttons]

Me trying to figure out who the 'canon' love interests are for the MCs in rf 5

#lucy or priscilla is one #ones got like THE animation in her introduction vs everyone #the other has Literally A History with the MC we have yet to touvh on but its very much a thing #the two girls im not really interested in #(beatrice and ludmila... beloveds. ludmila is fun i like her) #i cannot... figure out via the animations who the Canon guy is tho #something tells me its lucas but idk nothings Speaking to me other than he gets a Background #theres also rykers intro but that competes with cecil #so maybe they did intend lucas #however i... (looks at reinhardt... beloved hello u try ur darn best) #murokumo COULD be the bado of this game but it dont hit the same #bado was barely scraping by and also surrogating forte and her bro #he was stupid and himbo and incapable of holding a business.... #murokumo is clumsy maybe thats why #missin the mark rf5 with some of the love interests #misa is right there.... u COULD make her romancabke but yall arent ready for that conversation #(i just wish they just gave her a normal skirt but u do u misa) #heinz proceeds to be such a good character. hes a punny guy and his deisgn pretty good. i love him. but like platonically #simone.... we dont talk about simone #darroch actually isnt too bad seems to have a hearing problem but thats understandablr #he reminds me of a mermaid and its definitely the color palette #a shame they dont utilize him a little more tbh #palmo is palmo we dont need to comment on that fam #max and rosalind i miss u.... rf2 characters i miss u.... #barrett actually returning in rf4 was such a treat a shame i couldnt marry him in rf2 but i sure made him my bestie #anyway back into the game ill be around #rf5 posting #i should just make a tag so yall dont have to see my ramblings #altho theyre just in the tags

[deus-ex-mona]

he’s making that pose i can’t—

#shiranami nagisa: shsl wasted potential / shsl unnecessarily hyped character / shsl shelved plot point #nagisa made his official appearance in the hiyoko manga in today’s chapter so— #and idk if it’s just me but it feels like the height diff between nagisa and hiyoko changes a *lot* depending on the angle— #in other news… the hiyoko anime definitely has only 7 episodes ok. episode 6 was a total flop but there are 7 episodes in total. #nagisa is *very* important and deserves more attention ok #the dude from gamushara #hiyoko manga? hiyoko manga!! #thank goodness i still had coins on bookwalker… idw to spend money on this series unnecessarily lmfaooooooooooooo #but uhhhhh small update for anyone who’s actually reading this: chapter 1 of the make a holiday tl is only half done… but i have excuses— #i went out on friday (and got jumpscared by like 3 diff ladies who looked like the chiz)、binge read manga till i dropped on saturday… #…and got my right eye smacked around a couple times today (sunday). so delays? ✨delays✨ #it should be up for reals tomorrow if i can think of a punny tl tag like i did for the previous tls loool #why am i talking about ft4 in the tags of a nagisa post? dw dw he’s one of us sicks he’ll understand— #though speaking of ft4… has it ever been confirmed anywhere that they’re part of moebius? #i thought that they’re independent and that iv just happens to be friends with tamura lol—

[puntastic-artist]

Pspspsps

Hey

Any of y'all wanna send me asks about my pirate AU for That's not my neighbor? 👀

Unfortunately I don't have any answers for characters not drawn as I don't have anything planned for them yet (except for Steven) BUT please send me stuff as I'd love to talk about this AU :)

#punny rambles #punny answers #punny speaks #that's not my neighbor #thats not my neighbor #tnmn #ask box #pirate au #angus ciprianni #selenne sverchzt #elenois sverchzt #izaack gauss #nacha mikaelys #anastacha mikaelys #francis mosses #mia stone #dr w afton

[punny0verlord]

I can't believe I am simping over another fnaf character... Who is basically a babysitter who is an energetic neat freak or a murderous, somewhat silent stalker. no in betweens

Welp another robot to add on my simping rooster...

-Moon & Sun (dca)

-Monty

-Roxy

-Foxy

-Mangle

-Springtrap

-A shit ton of other robots...

I blame these mfs specifically lol:

@bamsara @altruistghost @notthebestatart @paper-lilypie @sorveteir @maudiemoods @sleepyjuniper @starlightcloudbaby @naffeclipse @pillowspace @jack-o-phantom @vurelly @chlorenw

#punny speaks #/j #go check them out! #they are wonderful artists! #give them some love 💕

[thatpunnyperson]

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#the worst thing about having the death of a family member either human or animal is that #when you go back through your pictures of them #you know how the story ends #and it makes all the happiness a little bittersweet #like dark chocolate #its warm and enjoyable and good enough that you keep coming back for it #but it has this bitter and drying note to it that you only remember when it hits you again #and yet you keep going back for more because remembering the good and happy times is just so sweet and warm #enough to offset the sadness until it hits again #reminiscing has its drawbacks and hindsight is 20/20 so you start to look at the photos like 'thats when it started and we didnt know yet' #and 'you can tell he was ill at this point what we didnt know anything was wrong because he still acted normal' #and 'we had no idea how bad it would get so we tried to keep things normal for his sake to keep him comfortable' #and even back before the end when it was 'he was so happy in this photo' with the heaviness of the word 'was' #yeah it was the past but it was also when he was alive #and having the double meaning carried by the single word of 'was' makes it dangerously easy to tip the weight of those emotions over #anyway if im laying down and i cry then my tears go into my ears and it feels very weird #almost as weird as living in a world without him #punny speaks #tw death mention #tw death

[berternies]

ted lasso roller derby au (this is a sub-au of ted lasso but they’re girls bc am i going to think about MEN doing roller derby? absolutely not)

#this is like. not recognizable as ted lasso. but i’m having fun so it’s okay #thinking about roller derby lesbian jamie 😖 #she’s a jammer and her roller derby name is broken tartt #dani is also a jammer. her name is either red velvet or dani danger. she and jamie kiss. #also girl roy’s name is ruby and she is a pivot and her name is either ruby bruiseday or red cross #the thing is. i don’t think any version of roy would be super inclined towards punny names. but ruby bruiseday is just SO good #(also i did not come up with that i found it in a database of roller derby names) #the longer i spend thinking about ted lasso the more unhinged and divorced from canon my thoughts get #anyway i DID draw roller derby jamie and i MAY post it. we will have to see. #speak again bright angel #ted lasso

[sl33pyperson]

punisher smiling bc he has the chance to fuck some ppl up. PUNNY BUNNY. i ca nnot make this up

spidy my guy. ur the only one thinking these things

mk just going Please. Guys. Shut The Fuck Up. This Is Worse Than The Wackos

hes fucking dead (LOVING the frenchie inputs in this lil series <333 spidy being nice to frenchie..l. him and his stupid cap….. we love a jean)

mk just looking good here

moon looking his best when he is just a shadow blob. ALSO MK CONSTANTLY GETTING IN FIGHTS WITH EVERY HERO HE MEETS………

the uh. author notes in this comic read way too much like fanfic.net author notes to me (AN: NOT MY CHARACTER DONT SUE ME MARVEL!!1! Spiderman: hey wasnt this fic meant to be about me AN: shut up go kiss punisher now)

once again. mk looking good. hes also grabbing his cape alot recently ive noticed and its just uh. cute

dont call the jewish guy a lizard my fucking guy uh

anyway. glad to get clarification on shit bc i do not remember the last time we saw the original midnight i just remember him falling off a building and “supposedly” dying

spiderman and mk really went home to “destress” aka FUCK NASTY while night thrasher just uh. thrashed on some wood

marc aLREADY in the mk outfit like damn “of course i cum quick i got baddies to catch” meanwhile peter bdsm master here

ngl. didnt see this one coming. kinda neat but i wished they planned it out (alas thats how the comic crumbles)

“i was forced to become this thing them so brainfucked the only thing i could think of was taking over the villains who destroyed me to give pain to everyone else” vs “i hate humanity and want to be powerful and live forever get fucked” :( and midnight put like. all of his last (very twisted) humanity and love and care into this lady only for it to all be under lies. sorry bud

not too sure how i feel about this ending, jeff saying fuck all this shit and just destroying the place hoping to die is like. a fair ending. doesnt give mk any closure which is horrible to him but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it fits. def feels like were gonna see jeff again eventually, but alas. the writing for this was silly and comicy and fun and the style i rly liked. o7 bye jeff u were a fool and died a fool

#speaking time #PUNNY BUNNY!!!

[trolledu]

#trolleng #trolledu #speaking #reading #pun #punny puns #very punny #lol

[skullivan-the-dawg]

THE PUNS RETURN~ Tagging mooties because why not ;) @finleyforevermore @colinthecatparent @raubsrsaimasn-eric @https-envy @clown-froggi @the-starry-cove-of-an @awful-amatuer @mossy-paws @thatboredaroace

#skullivan speaks #I’m so sorry…or am I #No but like seriously I’m SO sorry #punny