Watching some speed runs of Rayman 2 that beats the game in under an hour and it’s hilarious if you imagine it from the villains pov.
Like this little guy just escaped and you pay it no mind cause there’s no way he can take on your army.
Then he starts doing some wacky tricks you’ve never seen before like swimming in the air and teleport and next thing you know he has freed all his friends, completely toppled your plans and destroyed your army after only 53 minutes after he escaped.
hahahahaha, this has been very hilarious, just think about razorbeard being totally terrified, that in just one hour Rayman managed to defeat him.
razorbeard was sitting in a metal room, where there were many screens, looking at them with horror, he couldn't believe what his eyes saw, his entire crew of space ruffians was destroyed in a fast and monstrous way, all the pirates were trying to communicate with his captain through transmissions, showing the horror that was happening, his crew's transmissions were turned on and off in seconds, he could only hear a few words of horror from his people, before his transmissions were turned off and another turned on, crying for help.
The cause of everything, a small beast, with golden hair and a funny appearance, could see how this creature broke the laws of physics, ran extremely fast and with the same speed, destroyed everything, even moments where it teleported and reached another point. of nothing.
razorbeard: NO, NO, NO, HOW THE HELL DOES HE DO THAT? CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME?????
He can only watch in horror as his entire army of robots disappears out of nowhere and all the creatures he had imprisoned are released. In a matter of minutes, this situation became increasingly stressful for the tyrant.
razorbeard: BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Usually he did not feel things, such as fear or other emotions, other than the hatred and greed of his metallic heart, but in this situation, he really felt more and more afraid, he tried to communicate with his crew, but this was impossible, because the Transmissions cut off quickly thanks to the little beast, Rayman.
This was until there were no more transmissions, there was no longer chaos or screams, the room remained silent and razorbeard, the stress and fear was great…
razorbeard: crew….can you hear me?…..STINKING RUFFINS CAN YOU HEAR ME WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE? ANSWER ME…..this, this can't be real, it must be a fucking nightmare, right?
The tyrant thought, he was afraid, until he heard a sound behind him, Razorbeard was very afraid, he turned slowly after him, just to witness the creature, Rayman, he saw it directly with a smile on his face, it seemed like he had a singular glow in his eyes, as if they were flames, at that moment razorbeard felt very horrified knowing that it would be his end…
razorbeard: NO, NO, GO AWAY YOU DISGUSTING CREATURE, I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, GO AWAY
rayman:……
Rayman began to approach him, slowly.
razorbeard:NO,NO,NOOOOOOO
ok I hope you enjoy what I just wrote, randomly :]
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Completely forgot to share this, but here is a a fanart of Admiral Razorbeard I’ve drawn for a Rayman villain collab.
For context, in the full picture Dark (drawn by someone else) is pulling the “#1 villain” scarf.
It was fun to draw him after such a long time, especially to celebrate the fact he was elected as the best Rayman villain (as he should!!). 😎🏴☠️
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