#remiel rants

[grievedeeply]

saw you were accepting requests for overwatch sooo... can i get some dating genji headcanons??

genji has been the love of my life since 2017 so absolutely i will write this. decided to include both pre and post hanzo almost killing him just for fun :)

gn!reader

tws: death , grieving

dating genji shimada headcanons

pre-overwatch

genji is known to be a bit of a playboy. he's flirted with a lot of people and it mostly hasn't gone anywhere. he does want a serious relationship at some point but it isn't a huge priority for him until you come along

of course, he acts all smug around you— trying to impress you with anything and everything to get your attention. you're different from the other people he's messed with in the past

he falls for you really quickly, even if you try to ignore his advances and obvious adoration for you. the more you reject him the harder he falls, honestly

he's used to people being right at his feet as soon as he shows any type of interest in them, and you're a breath of fresh air in that sense

genji really does like you, even if he tries to play it off as just messing around. he knows he isn't, and it scared him, especially if you don't show any interest in him

he tries hard to get closer to you— beginning to flirt less as time went on. he knows that his feelings for you are genuine, and he wants to prove that to you too

it shocks you when he tones it all down and you worry about it, wondering if something happened. he's asking you about your interests, how your day was— taking the time to get to know you

you'd be lying if you said that his sudden kindness didn't make your heart flutter. he always played around as if he liked you, but you assumed it was just something he did with everyone

as soon as he dropped that act though, you began to open up more to him

he was so happy actually learning more about you. he's asking you if you want to learn the ways of the blade (he thinks you'll look cute)

he'll eventually let his crush on you slip to hanzo. he knew all along about his feelings for you, stating that it was obvious to him. genji swears it wasn't, but all hanzo does is shrug his shoulders

he asks you out on a proper date after a few months of hanging out as just friends. he'll take you to that arcade in hanamura that he loves so much, buy you dinner— trying not to overwhelm you with everything

he's shocked that you even said yes in the first place, but he's grateful for the chance you're giving him

unbeknownst to genji, you fell for him hard. you tried your best to hide it from him but as soon as he asks you out the "yes" flies out of your mouth faster than your brain could think

he abandons his playboy thing entirely after he meets you. he puts all of his effort into trying to form a real connection and relationship with you and it is the sweetest thing

he'll give you flowers and sweet gifts as a way to show his love and appreciation for you <3

he asks you to be his partner on your third proper date. it's all very rushed but he can't hold back on his feelings anymore. he sees a future with you, away from his families criminal dealings

you say yes. of course

he's the definition of a malewife in this part of your relationship. everything you do, he'll make sure you know he's proud of you

he tells you he loves you not too long after you get together officially. it slips out casually while you're laughing about something, and the room goes silent. you return it after a few moments and the smile on his face is so big

he kisses with so much love and passion. he can be a bit rough with it sometimes but you never mind it. he'll hold your face in his hands, his lips moving so gracefully against yours as he cradles you against him

his hands definitely wander a bit......... they do. he doesn't even think about it, either

okay getting into a little bit of angst...

when you find out about what happened with genji and hanzo, you're beyond devastated. you regret rejecting him so many times in the beginning, you regret every time you didn't tell him you love him. you regret so much

you find hanzo and you're screaming at him through sobs, smacking at his chest with every word you say to him

his face is unreadable the entire time until he finally breaks down, his body wracked with sobs

your heart drops as soon as you see him on his knees, face in his hands— crying out for his lost brother

you sit there with him for awhile, hugging him. crying together. you knew hanzo was the one who committed the act, but you knew who was really behind it

you mourn him every day, thinking of every moment you shared with him as soon as your eyes open in the morning

during overwatch

if you meet genji after his cyberization, expect him to be incredibly distant. he has trouble trusting people at first, afraid of them getting hurt because of him

you're a new overwatch recruit assigned to blackwatch. you're a talented medic and warrior, and you were specifically brought into blackwatch because you offered something none of the other members had (soldier's words)

you have to initiate conversation with genji. he isn't too keen on making friends or getting attached to people and he doesn't want anyone in more harm than they already are

you continue to talk to him even through his unenthusiastic responses, and eventually he manages to warm up to the thought of you becoming a real friend outside of missions

he'll become more interactive with you, friendlier and nicer, too. it's nice to see him come more out of his shell and you can't help but to wonder why he's so standoffish in the first place

it takes a LONG time for him to actually consider you as a friend. he trusts you and cares for you a lot by this point

skipping forward

you develop feelings for him relatively quickly. after all, he's mysterious— tall, intimidating, you can't help but to be curious

it takes him a lot longer to realize his feelings for you. he only realizes when you save him in battle, your hand extended for him to take with a warm smile on his lips

he feels his heart skip a beat, even through the cybernetics that keeps him alive

he acts differently as soon as the realization comes through. he avoids you hoping to make it go away only for it to completely backfire

he doesn't want to give in to these feelings he has for you. it scares him. what if you don't like him? what if you're afraid of him? do you even think of him as a man?

when the fall of overwatch happens, genji leaves. he says goodbye to you, his heart breaking at the thought of never seeing you again

YEARS go by before you see him again. the two of you first reunite quickly after winston's recall

you're met with a happier sounding genji, one who seems content with his cyborg body and what it came with

you can't help but hug him as soon as you see him. his body is still cool to the touch, but your heart pounds and your face heats up

not a day went by where you hadn't thought of him, and those feelings you had for him remained tucked away in the back of your mind— hanging onto him and the memories you shared

you have a lot of catching up to do and he tells you all about zenyatta and how he helped him accept his body. he informs you of how he had so much conflict within himself during the days of blackwatch and it was part of the reason as to why he was so distant then

you eventually meet zenyatta and you thank him over and over for the peace he brought to genji. ever humble, zenyatta only laughs and insists to you that he was the one who made it this far

you rekindle your "relationship" after a little bit. his feelings for you hadn't gone away in your years apart. he still had his doubts and worries about confessing to you, scared you'll reject him

you don't, of course

you're pretty much inseparable. you go everywhere together. you train together, especially. he teases you a lot by telling you that you need to be quicker to catch up with him

it takes him a while to feel ready to show you his face

he worries about not being attractive enough for you, or scaring you away. he'll have to give himself a pep talk. he wants to kiss you so badly it's really getting to him

as soon as he reveals his face to you, your heart melts. it's covered in scars, but his eyes are a deep brown— warm and filled with love. the corners of his lips are turned upwards in a small smile as he stares at you, waiting for you to say something

you can't find the right words, and all you can do is extend your hands to his cheeks, your thumbs caressing them as gently as possible

his skin is incredibly sensitive, but he had been yearning to actually feel your touch for years. it's worth any discomfort

one of his love languages is quality time. he knows he isn't the most comfortable to hug or cuddle with, but to make up for it he spends a lot of his time with you even when he has something he needs to do

he'll buy you gifts every now and then or find something while out on a mission to bring back and give to you as a way to show his appreciation for you

it's very sweet

you can't believe this is the same man who was once so intimidating and distant all those years ago. he seems so different

he's happier. you're helping him though a lot more than you realize you are

he still has his anxieties, scared that you'll wake up and say that you deserve better— say that you want someone who can give you everything he can't— but you never do

you stare at him in adoration, and he feels his face heat up underneath his mask whenever he catches you

he's incredibly protective of you even though he knows you can handle yourself

you make him the happiest he's ever been

he never intends to let you go :)

#remiel rants #overwatch x reader #overwatch #genji overwatch #overwatch genji #shimada genji #genji shimada #genji overwatch x reader #overwatch genji x reader #shimada genji x reader #genji shimada x reader #overwatch headcanons #overwatch 2 #overwatch x you

[saebyeoked]

heyy everyone! it's been a long time since i've been on here but i would like to redirect you to @walkingus which is my video game writing blog.

i've been more active on there lately, so if you want to keep up with me, that's where you should go! also! i made a wattpad!

feel free to follow me on there. some of my works might be reposted there, we'll see 🤔

thank you all for the continued support! it means a lot to me :) maybe i'll come back to writing for all of these things again, but until then, so long!

#remiel rants

[globofhoney]

Guys! WHAT IF...

Beyond Skyrim (full Tamriel map) + Dragonborn + Modded followers

I think...we won't ever need the elder scrolls 6 after a while if this can be possible.

Imagine...

You + Xelzaz = full quests and you go with him all the way to High rock, along with the gang. Help him become a Mouth of a Telvanni master, or more. Or even help him reunite with a certain individual again once he gets back to Morrowind (you know who I'm talking about, I know it's hurt if you had a crush on him but we will always pick the best for him yeah? 🥲)

- quest area: Morrowind, Skyrim, High rock -

You + Lucifer = Full quest all across the lands of Skyrim, Morrowind, Cyrodil, and Black Marsh to help him find his past and his true identity.

- quest area: Skyrim, Cyrodill, Morrowind, Black Marsh -

Remiel + you = Let's fucking go we gotta help this engineer girl build a Numidium of her own.

- Quest Area: High rock, Skyrim, Morrowind -

(already, enough ranting, I'm tired)

#skyrim remiel #xelzaz skyrim #lucifer the argonian #Skyrim #tes v skyrim #dovahkiin #the elder scrolls #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #the last dragonborn #skyrim modded followers

[asvterias]

𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

⋆ ꉂ one-shots — 2k+ wc

Remiel: Lucifer (FOX)

i. Surprise, I’m Pregnant

[Name] is pregnant with Remiel’s baby but panics and doesn't tell her wife about it because she knows how much she depises the little human creatures. So being a responsible woman, you rant about it to your best-friends’ Chloe and Maze, unaware that Remiel heard all of it.

⋆ ꉂ drabbles — 1k to 2k wc

Melissa Hastings: Pretty Little Liars

i. Crush On Me

[Name] Fields, the older sister of Emily comes back to rosewood with nobody knowing. She is Melissa’s bestfriend but they both want something more than friendship.

Emma Duval: Scream (TV Series)

ii. I’m Here

The killer calls Emma and threatens to hurt her girlfriend but the blonde hangs up, scared. She calls [name] to come over to her house and [name] comes over and reassures her and cuddles Emma to sleep.

Remiel: Lucifer (FOX)

iii. Not All Humans

Remiel comes back down to earth not knowing that she could find a potential love in her heart for one certain human.

Moe Traux: Trinkets

iv. Kisses and Confessions

Moe caught feelings for her childhood bestfriend, [name] and is still friends with her because to Moe’s disappoint; the foster girl was straight. During a party when playing 7 minutes in heaven, someone dared moe and [name] who has a boyfriend, could the odds be against moe for just one night?

v. Kisses and Confessions (2)

Moe and [Name] are locked in the bathroom after the huge make-out in front of Shawn. Now having no where to hide, Moe confesses to you about her feelings for a certain someone but could it be what she wanted after all?

vi. Kisses and Confessions (3)

[Name] and Moe are now secretly dating - Tabitha doesn't know but suspects it. [Name] is not out to her family but could one tiny slip up ruin everything when Brady catches you and Moe ‘performing’ in your bedroom.

⋆ ꉂ blurbs — wc less than 1k

Cora Hale: Teen Wolf

i. Pretty Girl

In which, [Name] and Cora wakes up in each other’s arms as they struggle to get out of bed.

ii. Her Soft Spot

In which, Cora develops a rigid soft spot for her childhood bestfriend whom she also has a secret crush on.

#random fandoms #melissa hastings x reader #emma duval x reader #remiel x reader #cora hale x fem!reader #moe traux x reader

[thecatboyfriend-moved]

*puts my headphones on so i dont have to hear my mom talking abt me on the phone and using the wrong name and pronouns for me*

#dont rb #hhhhhh #its not like she knows my name or pronouns but i still hate her using my old ones #remiel rants #misgendering tw

[laryna6]

...I encounter someone who is ‘Law is the best alignment in SMT’ and it’s an automatic block.

The role of the Law alignment is to be a cautionary tale about genocide and fascism. You could maybe say ‘the Law route in X game is the best from a literary perspective/is the best written because it does a really good job showing how Western/American christianity/fascism is really fucking evil’ but like. Law route is never a morally justifiable choice. It’s a You Monster.

There’s one game where Chaos is the GoodTM route, but no games in which Law is ok.

The game where Chaos is the good route is the one set in Alternate Universe WWII Era Japan, and Chaos is good there because ‘if The System has gone Law, then you burn that shit to the ground.’’

Like, Chaos is ‘everybody murders everybody’ because Lucifer was created and is programmed to be a slave (at one point YHVH orders him to commit genocide, he has to do it despite having already rebelled ages ago and heading the Chaos faction because he can’t not obey and he has to beg the MC to stop it before those people die) and he doesn’t get that free will and people having rights means people can agree to respect each other’s rights. So the closest he can come to conceptualizing freedom is ‘a system where no one is a slave and everyone is a Master’ meaning ‘everyone acts like YHVH’ meaning ‘everyone is a Complete Monster.’

Chaos is not good.

But it’s not fucking Law. *SMT IV and the sequel are basically about how ‘complete multiversal annihilation is better than condemning anyone to the living hell that is existence enslaved by Law’

Anyone who can play an SMT game and not see that is either a moron who couldn’t analyze literature out of a paper bag, or a white supremacist who goes ‘Christian fascism enforced by genocide of everyone who isn’t part of a small group of chosen? Sign me the fuck up!’

#yes this includes the Law route in devil survivor #it's more hidden there because #remiel #but there are scenes like Sariel in the human he's possessing #that are easily overlooked because important stuff's going down #and HOLY SHIT #yep law's evil here too #there's a scene on the menu with a generic npc sprite #and I was trying to see all the scenes and like not saving after ones that meant missing routes #and it was Sariel #in the possessed woman #giving this racist AF rant #re what should/would be done to humans #bc how dare we not be perfect slaves #and making it very clear the rest of heaven saw Remiel as a deviant #Remiel is the actual angel of mercy #and his behavior is still 'um is this ok??' #enough to raise some questions about Law in even people who just #scratch the surface #the rest of the angels are Complete Monsters as usual #and it's not even their fault #slave race #they can't grasp that people can have #rights and value #they can't grasp that how YHVH treats them is wrong #aside from Lucy #so they don't realize how evil it is to treat humans the same way #and maybe Gabriel in SMT2? #was also part of the 'not having free will is a living hell' #like there's dialogue

[torturedpoetemotions]

Okay did anyone else get a Strong bisexual-comes-out-and-local-gays-and-straights-take-it-poorly vibe from season 4 of Lucifer? Because it's becoming really hard to sympathize with certain characters when all their big emotional "talk about our feelings" scenes keep sounding a lot like every person who's ever told me to stop being greedy/dishonest and pick a side.

Lucifer showing Chloe his face and asking if she can accept all of him, only to be heartbroken when she says she doesn't know? After seasons of her denying that part of him was real rather vocally, mind.

Eve embracing his devilish side but not his "human" side, claiming he's pretending to be something he's not?

Chloe insisting he basically cut himself in half and keep his "personal life" out of work i.e. pretend half of who he is doesn't exist when she's around?

Dan's general increase in dickishness and saying Lucifer ruins everything he touches and os the source of all their problems?

Chloe telling a sleeping Lucifer that what makes him happy makes her sick?

Remiel showing up basically just to call Lucifer a slut and rant about who should and shouldn't be sleeping with who?

It's like. If I wanted to hear this many biphobic microaggressions I'd just go to a TERF-ridden singles mixer and then call my dad.

And Lucifer, exhausted and beating himself up trying to be everything for everyone else and tearing himself in two in the process.

It's heartbreaking to watch and to be honest, borderline triggering at times. When Chloe made the comment about his happiness making her sick I almost just stopped watching, because really?!

And I know it's all subtext and maybe not even intentional, but when the character in question is actually canonically bisexual and one of their central struggles is reconciling the seemingly contradictory pieces of themselves that almost no one in their life can accept? The subtext gets kinda loud.

#lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer season 4 #lucifer meta #lizawords

[azraelcfdeath]

lucifer spoilers + mitchi ranting

...I guess they mentioned Rae Rae. AND YES MY HC THAT GABRIEL IS A GIRL. YES. OMG REMIEL IS BACK. 

STILL FUCKING PISSED ABOUT RAE RAE AT LEAST SHE GETS A MENTION? ARGH

#lucifer spoilers #spoilers #please please please give me my angelic babe

[grievedeeply]

whoever told me to just "make tracer bi," fuck you. i will not be erasing her sexuality for your fantasies. she is a lesbian. she is not interested in men.

i don't care if she's fictional, her identity is not.

lesbianism is erased in so many places. this blog is not one of them.

#remiel rants #overwatch x reader #overwatch #tracer overwatch #lena oxton

[saebyeoked]

oh that was in 2021

i'm still around 👍 just not as active as before

#remiel rants

[nadineselfships-archived]

Hard Decision

Pairing/s: John Seed/Nadine Sinclaire

A/N: FIRST REVERSE AU FIC ARE YOU EXCITED? John's had a long day and has an Interaction(tm) with The Baptist, let's go.

TW/s: drowning mention(very brief and vague)

It was another long hard day for John; running from peggies, getting attacked by wildlife and getting captured by James to top it all off. He never understood why James bothered capturing his siblings and himself, all he ever did was rant about how what The Mother was doing was for the good of everyone and how they'd be free from the pain if they just accepted her word.

His words never made much of an impact and they always escaped with nothing but bruises and lost time.

Michael's methods never really work on John either, no one's ever been able to get into his head and mess with him very easily so of course Michael can't either. Which just ends in John getting roughed up as Michael gets more and more frustrated with his witty quips and sarcastic comments.

The only member of the crazy cult that ever gets to him is Nadine, the self mutilating Baptist with the confidence of a lion. Whenever they speak to him on the radio or capture him John always feels himself get lost, he hangs off every word and follows every movement. They were probably his biggest threat, if them attempting to drown him didn't prove that, and yet he was utterly drawn to them.

He couldn't explain why his heart ached as they spoke about their childhood, or why he felt the need to reach out and kiss their scarred skin and comfort them when they looked at him with a shielded gaze. John never dared tell his siblings what really went through his head whenever he returned from an interaction with the youngest Sinclaire sibling. Joseph would be appalled, Jacob furious and Rachel ever so dissapointed.

He couldn't bear that.

So why, he wondered, was he currently crouched in a bush in front of Nadine's ranch watching them through a window? This was wrong in so many ways and John couldn't figure out what he was doing, there were patrols of peggies wandering the grounds and at any second one could spot him. Why was he risking being here? Why, when all he wanted to do was rest, was he risking his life to see a glimpse of the enemy?

The enemy that said his name in such a way that left chills running down his spine and a fire ignited within his ribcage. The enemy with eyes that so desperately beg for his attention and drown him in their intensity whenever he meets them. The enemy that is staring at him right now-

Shock washes over John and his body goes rigid. Nadine's now standing in front of the window and leaning against it, smiling at him in a way that showed their own surprise. Surely he wasn't so exhausted that he just threw himself straight into their lap this time? Apparently he was, and, apparently, he had.

John doesn't know what to do. He's afraid, he tells himself. The electricity dancing along his spine and through his veins from their gaze is nothing but his nerves screaming at him to run. He knew he'd been caught because the peggies began to walk to their cars and drive off. The radio in Nadine's hand being the culprit for the act he was sure. A different response than he was expecting but even more unsettling somehow.

The sound of static from his radio nearly topples him over, the world had been nothing but white noise a second ago and suddenly all he could hear was Nadine's dangerously inviting voice.

"Johnny what a surprise, I heard you saw James today, have fun? He told me you left in the middle of your playdate though, that was a little rude don't you think? After he went to all the trouble to set it up for you too."

Their voice was like honey as they casually walked through their home, John watching them with wide eyes as they dissapeared from one window and reappeared in the next. He couldn't find his voice to retort anything witty or sarcastic, he couldn't even get himself to stand and run like he knew he should.

"You look tired Johnny, why don't you come inside and rest your weary little head a moment? I'm sure your little 'friends' can manage without you for an hour."

John's heads snaps to the doorway as he hears Nadine speak but not from the radio. They stand on the patio so confidently, as if there were no possibility he'd take his rifle and put a bullet in their head. He knew even if he wanted to he couldn't. He wouldn't.

Nadine's eyes are peircing, he can see a demand in them, one that's always there. Say yes. That's all they want. John shouldn't be conflicted. He should shoot them and walk away, tell Joseph they can now move into their ranch and have one less cult member to worry about. But he can't. He can't say yes and he can't walk away. He was truly lost.

This wasn't a normal situation, he wasn't tied to a chair and he didn't have a gun to his head. He could leave whenever he wanted. But the way Nadine leant against the railing of their patio had him hypnotized. He stood shakily and the way Nadine's eyes lit up when he did caused nothing but more indecision.

His hesitations cause Nadine to move, they walk to the stairs of the patio but each step down them is a step John takes backwards. They pause at the foot of the stairs, dissapointment flashing in their eyes but quickly being hidden with amusement.

"You've come all the way here John. Why come all the way to my home if you're just going to sit outside and watch me? What's the goal? Was this a stake out? Collecting information for your brothers? Planning to take over my ranch?" Nadine slowly saunters forward as they speak, anger flashing in their eyes as they let their theories run wild in their mind.

John is backing away as quickly as his lead heavy legs will let him, his blue eyes are fixed on Nadine's intense gaze and before he knows it his back is against a tree and they're standing three feet in front of him.

"It wasn't a stake out. Joseph and Jacob don't even know I'm here." The words clumsily stumble out of his mouth before he can think. He curses himself as a sly smile stretches across Nadine's face. Why did he lose the inability to make good decisions or think clearly when they were near him? It's like he reverted back to before he was able to form a coherent thought process.

"Now I'm even more intrigued, you're here alone and you didn't tell anyone were you are. I really thought you were smarter than that Johnny, or, maybe you've just finally come to see the truth. That I'm right. And you're here to finally give in, it would be nice to end our little cat and mouse game wouldn't it?" Nadine took a large stride forward and smiled giddily up at him.

They were close enough that John could faintly smell cedar wood and mint, an odd yet intoxicating mix that was so uniquely them. Or just their choice of bodywash, a small detail John didn't linger on for long.

"Sorry to dissapoint doll, but I'm not here to confess my sins." John quips back, finding a small surge of bravado to hold onto as he straightens his back and looks down at them. A frown wipes away their smile and John feels uneasy under their glare.

"Then what? What could you possibly be here for?" Nadine snaps, the aggression and irritation the same as it always was when he refused them. He should be more afraid, should have flinched at their quick spark of anger but instead he softens. Amidst the anger is always floating specks of rejection and hurt and John can't help but want to take back his words and say something else.

But he can't. His family needs him.

Nadine needs him. He thinks he might need Nadine.

He shakes his head, begging the intrusive thoughts to leave him alone so he can section Nadine back into the bad guy box with their siblings and be at peace. But life's not that easy and not so black and white, no matter if Joseph or Remiel wanted to beleive it was.

"Bath." John can't think of any other lie and he feels embarrassed as Nadine's brows furrow and they stare at him in confusion.

"I was going to wait until you left and have a bath." John expands the lie, hoping it was close enough to being somewhat believable. Nadine looks unimpressed.

"I see." The mutter plainly. John is just relieved they beleive him.

Until they're moving again and reaching out their hand to tuck a loose strand of his hair back into place. John's face is on fire, their hand grades his forehead for a second and John can feel his mind racing.

"You do look like you crawled out of a cave this morning." Nadine hums, eyes dragging over him from head to toe and leaving him feeling vulnerable and bare even though he was well armed and fully clothed. They turn and walk away, back to their ranch and John tries desperately to ignore the cold empty feeling they leave in their wake.

"You can use the bath, I've got no where to be however so if you plan on waiting me out you may be here a long while." Nadine walks effortlessly back into their home, not turning back once and leaving the door wide open for him.

The only thing left for him to do was make a decision.

#self insert #self ship #oc x canon #fc5 #self ship fic #fc5 reverse au #my writing #nadine writes stuff #The Angels Baptist #so i wrote this at 2 am and i'm really happy with how it came out akzkfkskajfkg #writing me in this AU is trickier then expected!! i've never written myself as the antagonist and i'm thriving tbh #writing John is also tricky because in canon the boy don't shut up and he's very sure of himself #but in this au he's caught between two worlds and i make him Nervous tm so he's a little less suave around me lol #it's pretty fun to write actually anyway sjdkfkfjg #i also love how i end with a cliff hanger because it's one that fits so well there liks i feel like i did a good ending for once akskfkgk #he probably does go inside to bathe but sneaks out because the guilt hits him and he can't handle talking me again #which makes me very dissapointed and i tell him that on the radio and then sulk for three days lmao

[thisdayinfavrd]

February 18, 2009

Laid end-to-end, 787 billion $1 bills would go to Mars and back. But nooo. Congress had to blow the stimulus on schools and trains and shit.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 74

I have a reoccurring nightmare that I am startled by bank robbers who shout "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" and I get shot in the face for dancing.   @DieLaughing (J. Adam Moore) – 58

Your wife immediately wins all arguments with the phrase "I HAVE CRAMPS".   No, it doesn't matter that you didn't say anything. She wins.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 50

Not now, penis! We have work to do!   @nick (Nick Douglas) – 49

Anyone who claims Nerf guns are harmless has clearly never pistol-whipped a 5 year old with one.   @secretsquirrel (Ryan Bateman) – 49

Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Junior High:   "If at first you don't succeed, you suck. Gaywad."   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 48

Your inability to catch references to Greek mythology is your Achilles' heel.   @pagecrusher (Simon Goetz) – 44

Elitists do it better.   @texburgher (Geoff Barnes) – 43

I force-fed a guy liquid concrete. He LITERALLY shit a brick, and was so angry that a metaphor might be appropriate here.   @Remiel (Remiel) – 43

Wife: "That's why I love you. Because you bring home- these subs do have bacon, right?" Me: "Yes." Wife: "Because you bring home the bacon."   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 43

How many innocent blogs have died so that Twitter may live?   @jkottke (Jason Kottke) – 42

Dreamed the Verizon guy was masturbating in a bathroom and a hundred people showed up to help him.   @abigvictory (Michele Catalano) – 42

The macroeconomic impact of consumer perception of the collective experts' analysis of consumer confidence is lol you're still reading.   @Remiel (Remiel) – 39

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[asvterias]

𝖲𝗎𝗋𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾, 𝖨’𝗆 𝖯𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗇𝖺𝗇𝗍 ~ 𝖱𝖾𝗆𝗂𝖾𝗅

Warnings: Unplanned Pregnancy, Talk of Periods, Slight Mentions of Abortion, Mommy Issues from Reader, Implied Vaginal Fingering, Degradation Kink & A Little Steamy Scene

Pairings: Wife!Remiel x Wife!Reader

Summary: [Name] is pregnant with Remiel’s baby but panics and doesn't tell her wife about it because she knows how much she depises the little human creatures. So being a responsible woman, you rant about it to your best-friends’ Chloe and Maze, unaware that remiel heard all of it.

Word Count: 4,160

Author’s Note: Reader’s thoughts are in bold and italic. God is still god and season 5 finale doesn't happen (meaning that chloe and remiel don't die and amenadiel isn't god)

*gif is not mine*

It was about six in the morning and you were thankful for your natural inability to hold your bladder through the night. Remiel didn't seem disturbed by the weight of the bed shifting slightly and your heart almost dropped when she held onto your waist tightly by instinct. Luckily, she loosened her grip on you, using that opportunity, you quickly slipped away the second that you were free from the angel's grip.

You slowly closed the bathroom door with a soft click and opened the cabinet just as slow. Thankfully, you had fixed that annoying squeaky hinge or your plan would have gone to shit. A whole month flied past and your period had never showed up. You had saw yourself going to the bathroom more often, had nausea and can't keep certain foods down which resulted into vomiting. Your breasts always felt swollen and sore, even just by putting a bra on always seemed to make them irritate.

Your eyes fell on the bright multi colored box in front of you, grabbing it with hesitation – hoping your period would start already and relieve you from this nightmare of yours. Opening the box quietly, biting on your lower lip, swearing internally at the foil wrapping which makes a loud noise.

Why the hell did they make these things so loud? It wasn't really necessary. All it did was make it perfectly clear to anyone within a mile's radius that you were taking a pregnancy test.

Pausing after finally pulling it out - so on edge and nervous of making any sound remiel would overhear. Luckily, nothing came from the bedroom indicating that the ruffling sound from the box didn't wake up remiel. After you finished your business, you washed your hands as you waited on the five minutes. Suddenly five minutes felt like forever as you checked your phone for the hundredth time in the past five minutes.

Any bleeding, yet? Nope.

At this point you were begging to be back on your period. You peeled your eyes opened and saw.

+

Shit, fuck! How the hell could this happen? You never had sex with a man in your life before. There must of have been some celestial rule that you didn't know about cause whatever is cooking in your stomach is not humanly possible. Or, you could just do plan B — you know deletus the fetus but the burden would still be on you, no matter how hard you try to forget about it and move on with your life.

You weren't ready to be a mom yet, you still had your doubts about motherhood since your mom was never around. Too scared too care about anything else, you quickly grabbed another one and did the same routine. Waiting five minutes, you quickly flipped the pregnancy test up which revealed another:

+

Soon after, you found out the shocking news, you hid all the evidence in the back of the cabinet and silently creeped back into the soft mattress. Subconsciously, remiel's arms found their way back around your waist, if there's one human thing that remiel loves, it's cuddles more so – kisses from you. Returning to be the little spoon, laying back on your side trying to sleep away your problems but you couldn't sleep away this one. You had to be a responsible adult and the only way to do that is to rant about your pregnancy problems to your best friends.

The same night, you couldn't sleep no more. how could you, you just found out that you're pregnant by your wife? I mean, nobody else would go to sleep after finding out that a tiny stick could change your life for better or worse. Since, your pants were giving you such a rough time, you took them off, only laying in your panties and one of remiel's oversized shirt.

You couldn't be pregnant, angels can't procreate but then again, so did amenadiel and lucifer. By the time that you had brushed all the negative thoughts away, it was already morning and you hadn't even notice until the sunlight was peeking through your bedroom curtains. Deciding to distracting yourself from the big news, you decide to cook something to eat. They say food is the way to the heart, right?

“Mmm...morning, sweetheart.” She murmurs into the crook of your neck, sleepiness still evident in her tone and her arms still placed on your waist. you let out a light giggle feeling the rubble in your neck.

“Morning, remy.” You greeted her as you shifted your body directly to face your beautiful huntress wife, feeling her arms remove away from your waist. Your noses were barely touching, lips centimeters from touching each other, curious to see how you taste. She smiles warmly at you before leaning in gently in for a kiss, saying all that she needed to say with the passion and love pouring from her lips to yours.

“Come on, babe. It's morning and we have things to do.” You pulled away from the gentle kiss, prompting yourself to sit up on the bed and she also rose up from the bed.

“Why not? We can just stay in bed together for the whole day.” The huntress complained before a smirk was placed on her lips, “And I can do that thing that you love so much with my fingers.” She seductively suggested as she playfully threw you back onto the bed, just how she planned it out, you landed on your back. Hovering over you, taking into your features, your nipples were already hardened through the white shirt.

She started to kiss down your neck which makes you lightly moan in agreement but you were trying not to be tempted. But god damn it, she was just so hard too resist so you weaved your fingers through her hair. Her hand slithered her away down to your core, rubbing it through your clothed panty. starting to buck onto her hand, you let out a tiny whimper desperate for more, for anything.

She chuckled, “You're such a needy slut, [name].”

Remiel looked at your flustered state before sliding her hand into your panties, and began to insert a finger. Breathy moans begin to escape your lips as you grabbed onto her arm. “We have to-to go, remy.” You instructed your wife, your eyes fluttering open. With her eyes still focused on you, she instantly removed your under garments, leaving you bare naked at the bottom. Jolting in surprise as you felt another two fingers in your core, to your luck, she had supernatural speed so that made the experiences better.

“No, we don't, sweetheart. We still have time to spare and I'd much rather see you like this.” She whispered huskily in your ear, still finger fucking you. “Desperate and needy for me. And only me.” She bit on your ear lobe lightly as she continued pumping in and out of your wet cunt, soon you came on her fingers.

“Fuck remy.” You moaned out, trying to keep up the pace of your wife's supernatural super-speed, still riding out your high. Her eyes became in contact with yours, looking at your tired state. Sliding her fingers out of your cunt, she licks you off of her fingers not breaking eye-contact, the lust bouncing off of you.

“Now we can go.” Remiel smiled. You grabbed your panty from beside you and put it back on. Getting up from your bed, you suddenly stopped feeling a tiny rush of pain go through your head. Holding your head lightly as you felt your own two feet stumble back a bit and Remiel was behind and caught you.

“Baby, you okay?” The angel asked, concern and worry laced in her tone as her hand held onto your lower back keeping you upright.

“I'm fine.” You nodded her off as you placed yourself back on your own two feet and headed toward the bathroom to freshen up. Feeling lazy, you took a quick shower – successfully kicking your wife out the shower because we both that you would stay in the shower much longer than intended. After doing your morning routine, you quickly throw on a shirt and sweatpants and some shoes. Taking a photo of the pregnancy test to show Lucifer and Amenadiel, not wanting to carry around the pee stick.

If there's one thing about this pregnancy, you can ask your brothers in law about it. Hopefully they can give you some advice on how to tell remiel about the pregnancy and how that they're gonna being uncles in the next few months. Heading down to LUX, you let out a huge exhale before walking in the strip club and upstairs to Lucifer’s penthouse.

“[Name]! What a lovely surprise!” Lucifer beamed at his sister in law as you walked in, noticing that amenadiel was also there on the couch. He poured two drinks, handing you one as you sat down on one of the leather couches. You held your hand in dismissal, not wanting the drink. Of course, you were never one to turn down a good whiskey but the smell just made you sick.

“Oh, well. More for me.” Lucifer gulped down both of the drinks before sitting across from you. “So, what brings you here, darling?” He warmly smiled at you. Looking down at your feet, remaining silent, he frowned knowing that you're never this quiet. You were quite the talkative person, most likely like a certain lopez that he knew.

Taking out your phone which had a photo of the pregnancy test, placing it on the table. Lucifer inspected it, “[Name]. What is that?”

“It's a pregnancy test, luci. What else could it be?” You remarked at him, crossing your arms in annoyance.

The devil paused, “Well, you obviously can't be pregnant.” He deadpanned as you rolled your eyes.

“Well that big ass plus sign on this stick disagrees.” You argued back. Amenadiel looked closely at the phone, not believing what his eyes is seeing.

“Well, have you told remy, yet?” The eldest angel asked you. No, you obviously hadn't told her or otherwise you wouldn't be here venting about their sister about becoming a mother in the next 9 months. But you held onto your tongue and just gave a simple no as response.

“I’m just scared of her reaction. She strongly dislikes children.” You inhaled sharply, feeling an hand comforting you slightly, you gave Amenadiel a small smile as a thank you.

“Well if it helps you make you feel better, she loves charlie.”

“I guess,” You replied. “I kept thinking it wasn't real. That all of those tests were somehow wrong.” You shuddered out a shaky laugh, meeting his eyes quickly. Feeling awkward, he just pulled you in for a side hug and you let out a small smile in response. Feeling the weight of the couch shift, lucifer sat on the other side of you, patting his hand on your leg, comfortingly and gives you a forehead kiss.

“You don't have to tell her now, [name]. Just tell her when you're ready.”

“That's horrible advice, luci. Remiel's gonna sense the baby.” Amenadiel argued back, letting go of the side hug. You got up and left, leaving the two brothers to argue, you were getting a migraine and them shouting at each other isn't going to help. Once you were in your car, you started to drive to Linda’s, remembering the promise that you were gonna babysit charlie for a few hours today.

“Thanks again for watching him. Hope he wasn't too much trouble.” Linda greeted you as the toddler walked over to his mother.

“No problem, linda. He's a angel as always.” You smile at the black toddler who just grins as his gray wings protruded out from his back. Linda looked like she wanted to faint at the sight of this and you immediately sat her down on a nearby chair, remiel walked in seeing her nephew with his wings. She gave the boy a sharp glare and his wings popped back in looking like a human again.

“I'll never get used to that.” Linda confirms as she takes the glass of water from your hands. She gulped half of it down and stood up, molding her hand into charlie's and started to head to the door.

“Bye aunty remy. Bye aunty [name].” Charlie bids goodbye to you two.

“Bye charlie.” You and your wife waved back at your nephew, smiles present on both faces as you watched them leave your apartment. Butterflies erupted into your stomach as you felt two arms wrapped around your waist from behind. Even after 2 years of marriage, she still manages to make you blush.

“You would be a great mother someday, [name].” Remiel muttered kissing your cheek and your heart literally dropped at that sentence.

Does she know? How the hell did she figure it out already?

Soon after that roller coaster of emotions, Remiel announced that she was going somewhere with amenadiel and won't be back till 6. That was perfect for you, which gave you enough time to call your girls and rant about your problems to them.

Just as remiel was leaving, your best friends’ maze and chloe walked in and the door shut itself behind them. When they're sitting down on the couch, “What happened, [name]? Do you want me to kill someone?” Maze asked, her knifes out and ready.

“I have something to show you guys.”

“[Name], I swear if this is a sex tape of you and remiel. It'll be a hard pass.” The demon called out from the living room. You grimaced at the thought of that but eventually shrugged it off. Finding your hiding place, you grinned for joy thankful that remiel didn't find it.

“I may be pregnant. I missed my period.” you mumbled lowly as you walked towards the two women, cautious that remiel be still in earshot and you held up the pregnancy test. Chloe's and Maze's eyes widened at the small stick and walked closely to you.

“Are you sure? I'm pretty sure remiel can't procreate with a woman. It could be a pregnancy sca—“ Chloe tried to reassure you but she silenced herself off when you pulled out a tiny cardbox, filled with multiple pregnancy tests from all different brands. You all sat down, trying to plant this new information into your minds.

“Trust me, chloe. It's not a pregnancy scare.” You sighed, placing the box onto the coffee table. “But hey, it might not even be remiel's baby. It can't be true, right maze?” You looked at maze who just bursted out laughing at the conversation. If your anxiety wasn't up high as you thought, right now you'd definitely be soaring through the skys. Soon her laughter died down when she felt chloe nudging her in her side commanding her to not be so insensitive right now and at least try to emphasize with you.

You watched with skeptical eyes, hoping that you're not pregnant with a second generation nephilim, “Oh no, [name]. That's definitely remiel's offspring.”

“Imagine if it comes out with a spear. That would be a sight to see.” Maze jokingly said, trying to lighten your stressed mood. The demon's way of helping really sucks but you have to squint really and i mean really hard to find the silver lining. Unknownest to you, remiel realized that she forgot her car keys in the apartment so she began her detour back to the apartment. She was going to fly to her older brother, amenadiel but you reminded her the promise that she gave you, so eventually she learned how to drive. Don't get her wrong, she can still use her powers but not all the time.

Whistling a tune as the elevator goes to your apartment, unaware that your secret could change her life. Now, you are in her earshot as she stalks closer to the apartment.

“What if she leaves us? I'll be a single mom.” This peeked remiel's attention on your conversation. She knew that she wasn't supposed to use her powers for her own benefit, she made a promise to you and try to not use her powers on earth unless it was really necessary. This was one of those times when it was really necessary, she was curious and you always know that curiosity always kills the cat. Toning into her supernatural hearing only onto your conversation as she continued her journey back to the apartment.

“[Name], she's your wife and she loves you. I'm sure that she'll understand.” Chloe tried to assure you that everything gonna be fine, placing her hand on top of yours. Chloé's words could only help to a point, since she was pregnant twice and gave birth to a second generation nephilim.

“What if she depises the child?” You questioned looking at your friends, your back facing the door, so engaged into the conversation that you hadn't heard the door open and shut. Chloe and Maze stopped mid-sentence seeing that Remiel was standing by the front door. “[Name].” Maze tried to shut you up, her eyes never leaving remiel's. Ignoring the demon, you just continued ranting about your pregnancy problems not knowing that your wife was processing all of this new information.

“You're pregnant?!” A voice asked from behind you. You mentally and physically froze at the sound of the very familiar voice, maze and chloe quickly got up, each placing a kissing on the top of your head. Feeling something drop in your lap, you looked down to see a demon blade. Looking at the demon, she winked at you before following chloe out of the door. Hearing the door finally close, you finally turned around facing the huntresses. Her face was just emotionless but her eyes held concern in them and her lips furrowed into a half downward frown.

Shit. What were you going to do now? The cats out of the bag, how will she react to the big news? Will she think that you cheated on her and will divorce you as soon as possible. Maybe she'd think that you try to guilt trip her into thinking that it's her baby. Or no, she probably would want nothing to do with the baby, even if it's hers. These thoughts ran through your head like a waves rapidly crashing after another.

“Yes I am, remy.” You said, terrified of the outcome of your answer, standing up as you do so. But remiel's next action shocked you, she slowly walked up to you and got on her knees, putting her ears to your stomach. You were super confused right now, the baby was still a fetus so how could she hear it? Right, your wife is a angel, she has supernatural hearing as well. You felt her wince at your stomach but a small smile erupted on her face, probably was successful into hearing the baby's tiny small heartbeat.

“Y-you're not mad?!” You questioned your wife, scared of where to place your hands. Being an awkward position, you just rest your hands on the top of her head.

“Why would I be mad? You're holding my- what do you call these? Oh- yes, my baby.” Remiel explained, getting off her knees to height level to you. Her face turned to a concerned demeanor, “What?! Do you think that I'd be mad for you being pregnant?” Yes, that was partly true but you had a million questions for the huntress. Like, how the fuck did you get pregnant? You two weren't even thinking of children yet — with remiel's dislike of children, you've never even had the discussion of the topic of having children.

“No- maybe...yes.” Her face transformed into hurt for a minute but she brushed it off quickly as she moved to sit you down. once finally seated, she started to talk. “How about this, sweetheart. You just ask any question and i'll try to answer most of them.” You nodded at her statement as she lightly smiled at you.

You didn't stop talking, “How is this even possible, remy? I could probably ask god. Shit, I keep on forgetting that my father-in-law is the literal god.” Remiel zoned out, nodding her head absentmindedly every few seconds. She just loved listening to you rant, she thought that it was cute but you found it highly embarrassing and annoying.

Her eyes twinkled in adoration watching your lips move to create sentences. There are just certain days when you didn't say a single word, and to be honest that truly scared her. trust me, it takes a lot to scare a angel who has been around from since the beginning of time. she loved your voice, it was like music to her ears and she would never stop listening.

Finally zoning back in, she noticed that your eyes started to water. She instantly became worried, hoping that you thought that she wasn't paying attention to your rants and was purposely ignoring you. But it was the opposite, your tears were out of joy and happiness, she sighed in relief taking note. “We're going to be moms.” You cried, cupping her cheeks in your hands, absentmindedly brushing a finger over her scar on her right cheek. She would always be ashamed of the scar but you reassured her that all scars are beautiful, or you told her scars are very hot.

Sure the huntress was confused but she was used to it, you're touch starved. You brought her lips to yours, passionately and your moves are so sudden and harsh that remiel think that it will bruise both of your lips. Like you're trying to push all the words that you can't say into her mouth with your tongue. Reciprocating the kiss, moving her lips ever so softly over yours if only to slow you down, trying to soothe all of your worries.

Pulling away from the sweet kiss, your forehead touches with hers, a smile present on your lips as you both look down and touch your stomach. “We can't wait to meet you.” Bringing a remiel into a hug, she returns the hug and kisses you on your head. “Did you eat today, sweetheart?” She asked, already worrying about you and the baby's health.

“What if i'm a terrible mother?” You mentally ask yourself.

“You're gonna be a great mother to our child, [name]. You're already an amazing wife to me, so this pregnancy will be a piece of cake.” Remiel said coming from behind you, pulling you into a back hug. She must have sensed your anxiety from a mile away.

“Lucifer told you that sex would speed up delivery, didn't he?” You asked the archangel. A small yes came from her lips as you nodded doing an exhale, clicking your tongue.

Letting out a huge sigh, as remiel kissed the side of your neck taking in the many colored lights of LA from your balcony. You both sway to nothing, enjoying the silence that you're surrounded in, LA sure does look beautiful at night or at least where your standing from.

“And besides that, I wouldn't want anyone else to carry our baby.” She mumbles into your neck, making you giggle at the muffled words that were breathed into your neck. A soft and vulnerable remiel was a shock to see, knowing that you only saw and made this side of her. Maybe, she was right and you were just worrying too much not knowing what the future will hold.

“I'll wonder if they will have wings?” Remiel questioned not noticing the way your eyes widened. Great, now that's something else to worry about. You'd have to take notes from linda on how to baby proof your house from a second generation nephilim. How were you so lucky to have her? How was she so lucky to have you? You were gemstones in each other's eyes, you brought meaning into her life and in 9 months, you'd bring a new life into this world. You were getting the family that you'd always wanted and this time it wasn't a dream, it was a reality – the reality and you were content with that.

© asvterias, 2022. please do not copy or translate any of my works.

#lucifer fox #lesbian!remiel #remiel x reader #remiel x fem!reader #remiel imagine

[thecatboyfriend-moved]

aha when i stop being nice, yall are in for it

#ive said it before and ill say it again: if i didnt have anxiety id be sUch a bitch #this is not directed at my friends #this is directed at people who wont read my dni and rb my fuckin vent posts #remiel rants #dont fuckin rb u illiterates

[primroseprime2019]

Chapter Five: The Little Things in Life

Chloe, Amenadiel, Maze and Linda stood outside the interrogation room, listening to Lucifer’s muffled ranting as he and Primrose argued.

"Uh... how long have they been at it?" Linda asked awkwardly. "For about a few minutes," Amenadiel chuckled.

Dan walked over to them, "what’s going on?" "See for yourself," Maze said with a roll of her eyes.

Dan raised an eyebrow before he opened the door slightly ajar and he nearly jolted back at the sight of Lucifer having his Devil wings out and Primrose had her Demon and Angel wings out and flared open. The two looked pretty angry.

"What were you thinking killing an innocent human?!" Lucifer snapped. "He wasn’t innocent! He kept robbing people!" Primrose snapped back.

Lucifer opened his mouth to say something but he paused before he closed his eyes and took in a deep breath. "I want the truth from you, young lady," he said in a fatherly tone. That surprised Dan. He never took Lucifer for a fatherly figure.

"Okay," Primrose said. Lucifer paused and he turned towards Dan, making the man freeze in fear. The Devil’s eyes narrowed and he snarled. Dan yelped and quickly closed the door. Lucifer turned back to Primrose, "Did anyone else follow you out of Hell?"

Primrose bit her lip, "well... no one followed me out of Hell... but I did encounter Remiel."

Lucifer’s eye twitched and he buried his face into his hands, an audible, irritated groan escaping him. Primrose stared at him, amused. She didn’t think it would effect him that much.

"Did she hurt you?" He asked, the words slightly muffled by his hands.

"Pardon?" Primrose asked. "Did she hurt you?!" The Devil nearly roared and there was a slight crackling noise.

The two turned towards the window which had a slight crack in it. "Damn it," Lucifer muttered under his breath.

Primrose shifted nervously and she rubbed her hands together as they were beginning to sweat. Lucifer took a few deep breaths to calm down. He turned back to Primrose.

"No," Primrose said quietly. Lucifer frowned at the tone before he sighed softly. "I... sorry," he said, "I worry for you."

Primrose only nodded as she looked towards the door. "Does Maze want to be here?" She asked.

Lucifer frowned and fought the urge to roll his eyes. "No. If anything, being here is her punishment," he said. Primrose looked at him confused. He looked back at her, “are you sure you’re okay?”

“Don’t worry about me Luci,” Primrose said with a wave of her hand, “I’ll be okay.” He frowned before he firmly grasped her wrist and looked at her arms. Much to her inner dismay and relief, she knew why he was doing this. He had to make sure she wasn’t hurting herself like she did last time.

Although Demons were unable to hurt themselves, according to Maze somewhat, Primrose had that specialty. She always managed to hurt herself. Needless to say that she was a powerful Demon, created by Lucifer himself but she was also a sensitive soul. She was half human. Primrose Elisabeth Mariah Kendrick.

That’s what made Maze hate her so much. She had a soul. A soul which meant that she could feel her own emotions.

That’s why she was a personal favorite to Lucifer. And he was going to make sure she and Chloe were safe with him. And he’d be damned if he let anyone hurt them.

#fanfiction #lucifer

[krabandkrill]

Big, ignoring the fact that Remiel works for the elders, what do you think of her as a whole?

Big brother: I hope you have two whole days before you because I’m about to start ranting.

#he doesn’t like Rem #at all #sky children of the light #thatskygame #krab&krill #sky cotl #sky: children of the light #sky: cotl #that sky game #sky cotl krill #sky cotl crab #skykid #azazel #big brother