#ridiculed-baker

[rubbarband]

Thank your lucky bugs and bands

closed starter with @ridiculed-baker

'Desmond incoming car!' Desmon's Ai partner assisted him

"Got it!" Desmond the hero in training caught the car, putting it down and saving the family inside too. "Get to safety."

Just another day for the young Bungi band hero Desmond, working alongside another hero Desmond was taking it to one of the big bads, that's the only way young Des would be allowed to, teaming up with RexHemoth Desmond fought off M.T as he teased him, or Monsterous Tengu! It was much more fun calling him a nick name to tease him. There was something different about the big lug, during the bout his portals seemed to shimmer and react differently.

While trading blows with the pair of heroes, a rubber fist and a set of teeth and hard tail from the Dino king himself, The large masked Tengu..seemed like he was being possessed! He jerked and twitched like he was being pulled in many different directions, almost as if opened from the inside a portal popped out of his chest, a vortex of power, He was going through a quirk evolution! His power was increasing; sadly Desmond was on the charge when said portal opened up, Des is pulled inwards towards the portal.

"KID! DAMN!" Rex called out in his dino form trying to reach him, Desmond was sadly pulled in too fast, and following behind M.T was pulled into his own portal too!

It wasn't too long in a vortex of whites, blues and violets that almost blinded him that he was twirling over M.T and a grand visage, was that the eiffel tower?? God damnit M.T you teleported us to the other side of the world, he was unconscious however. A fall from this height would kill him, not Des who's mostly rubber.

"Damn! Gotta catch him." Des stretched into a parachute and using the Eiffel tower stretched his arms and tail around the big fool, and darted around and tied a web of rubber arm around the giant. But at the cost of staining himself, it wasn't enough, if he had just a bit more!

#ridiculed-baker #|| thank your lucky bugs and bands || #[what the des doing?]; ic #starters and introductions

[hcttrick]

@ridiculed-baker

A lost soul travels down the streets of Paris as he didn't realize where he was, a bizarre helmet covering his face as he didn't fair well in social interactions so this object was a safety mechanism for him to cope with.

He didn't care if onlookers look at him in shock or disgust, he was used to it as he deemed himself as weak. He was merely a fragile minded being with the movements of a mechanical toy, despite that he was human.

As he walked, he was holding a friend that he created simply by hand.

This is his closest companion Pers, the boy smiled inside the helmet to his little friend as he will keep him safe from all danger.

Silent in his footsteps, he walked on.

#ridiculed-baker #Diving Through The Tests Of Time[ Crossovers ] #long post #starter #decided to send Freminet to Marionette's world ❤ he's lost in his own head right now due to his shyness and introvertedness

[vellichorom]

a tanked thierry gets lovingly reminded that married men get scritches;

THUS INTRODUCES MY VERY FIRST FULLY FINISHED ANIMATIC! it's not much, but i promised myself i'd get one done this year, & I DID IT! remember; you can put anything you set your mind to, no matter how late in the day or how small or silly the finishing result! woohoo!

AUDIO SOURCE ( i'm fairly sure ) ;; link ~ DIRECT VIDEO INSPIRATION ;; link ~

& of course, rosemary belongs to my beloved @tomiechu !!!

#uwu art #The Stanley Parable #The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe #GoreGuts #TSP Narrator #TSP Rosemary #Rosemary Ariana Baker #OCs #animatics #a tag for if i make any more....... perhaps << #i can't believe out of all the amv or animatic ideas in my head this is the one that gets done #WELL. so it goes #the next one ought to be just as ridiculous

[alkimea]

boygenius - we're in love / boygenius @ fox theater pomona / boygenius - leonard cohen / boygenius @ coachella w/ muna / boygenius - we're in love / interview for KROQ radio / interview for rolling stones / phoebe bridgers - graceland too / boygenius - the record art cover / three of cups / boygenius - leonard cohen / boygenius - true blue / boygenius @ coachella / interview for NPR

or, a collection of boygenius things i'm feeling completely normal about atm

#boygenius #julien baker #phoebe bridgers #lucy dacus #webweaving #you wouldn't believe how much stuff i had to cut out bc this post was getting out of hand #and it is still ridiculously long #their three of cups tattoos and the true blue mv are here in spirit okay #something something the mortifying ordeal of being known #mstuff

[hamartia-grander]

Why is troy baker literally the Tony Hawk of video games why can I never recognise his voice when he actually plays a character and when I do think it's him it's actually matt mercer

#Ridiculous. Insane even #Troy baker #matt mercer #Critical role #Resident evil #overwatch #Death stranding #The last of us #TLOU #Ds #Re #Resident evil 6 #Re6 #jake muller #joel miller #higgs monaghan #batman

[allthingsobrien]

never not thinking about how hot troy baker looks in a denim jacket

#troy baker #he is so ridiculously hot #i mean he looks good in anything #but i do love seeing troy in denim #he has such a good smile #excuse my thirst #look how perfect he is #i love him #heart eyes #not my gifs #text post

[starleska]

I am definitely here to find out more about your OC Harper if you wanna share 👀👀👀

oh my god yes yes yes thank you so much Jam i would LOVE to gush about Harper Spiel and their bizarre backstory, thank you so much 🙈💖 Doctor Who OCs are so fun to make!

my dear Harper's story begins right after the events of The Giggle! Harper Spiel is a 26-year-old ludologist, or games specialist: a former world champion in several board games who turned their fascination with games into a lucrative career. previously they worked with the British government investigating high-profile gambling rings and other criminal operations which involved gameplay mechanics! 👀

following The Giggle, UNIT wanted to find out all they could about the Toymaker, and so they hired Harper to create a full report on him...against The Doctor's wishes, and without his knowledge. during their research, Harper discovers that the Toymaker is not an isolated incident: he has cropped up in gaming lore and texts throughout history as a godlike entity no one can win against. most people would steer well clear...but Harper takes this as a challenge 🔥 so, they begin a series of experiments with the Toymaker's Toybox. Harper spends weeks trying to engage the Toymaker without opening the box, attempting to coax him into a game, but comes up short. until they have a mad idea! on their birthday, Harper brings a sand timer to the Toybox, and challenges the Toymaker to emerge before the sand runs out. they have no way of knowing if the game is accepted... until a bang!! then, a flash of light...and the vague image of a grin with far too many teeth, beaming through the fog. when Harper awakes, they are no longer in their own timeline. they are in 1984, in an empty lot where the UNIT building hasn't even been constructed yet! 😱 it takes a few days for the Doctor - specifically the Sixth Doctor - to find Harper, and it's because the TARDIS has become absolutely fixated on London in 1984 and he can't work out why. this leads him to Harper, who the Doctor recognises as a temporal anomaly: a living entity displaced in time who should not be able to exist in this reality, but has been rejected by their own. according to the Doctor, Harper's birthday - originally March 22nd, 1998 - is now March 22nd, 1956...which would make them 65 years old according to their original reality!! if not...that means they're minus 40 💀 the Doctor, horrified by this mess, takes Harper into the TARDIS and tries to bring them back to 2024...but the TARDIS nearly implodes! he then tries every workaround he knows, but something about the game Harper opened up with the Toymaker has caused their own timeline to shun them. like it or not, the only safe place for Harper to exist (at least without increasing timey-wimey shenanigans) is within the TARDIS 😉 so!! Harper gets stuck with the Sixth Doctor, to his chagrin and their delight. Harper is familiar with the Doctor, but only his most recent regenerations, and they take delight in playing off his bombastic, arrogant personality. they're always getting stuck into some part of the TARDIS they shouldn't be, or wandering off and nearly causing a category 5 space-time event. they're a magnet for disaster and time distortion, and it drives the Doctor mad! 🙈 but as funny as their relationship is, there is real grief here. the Doctor soon recognises Harper to be somewhat like him: a scientist whose fascination often overrides their emotions, so the process of understanding that they will never see their friends again (as they have no family to speak of) is tough. it doesn't take long for the Doctor to soften towards Harper...after all, Harper is something which the universe itself is trying to reject. who can relate more to that than the Sixth Doctor, whose regeneration was characterised by fear, anger and feeling like an alien in his own body? aaaand that's Harper Spiel!! unwitting companion to the Sixth Doctor and challenger of the Toymaker 🥰 their adventures would be characterised by them attempting to find some way back to Harper's original timeline safely, with Harper insisting they need to find the Toymaker to make it happen...😭

#giggles oh i love making Doctor Who OCs. everyone should do it!!! thanks so much for asking about Harper 🙈 #also yes - Harper's birthday (dd/mm) and the time they get yeeted back to (dd/mm/yyyy) is the start of Colin Baker's tenure as the Doctor 😉 #i needed a ridiculous character to ship with both of my favourites okay and THIS WAS THE COMPROMISE #doctor who oc #harper spiel #the doctor x oc #the toymaker x oc #sixspiel #toyspiel #sixth doctor #6th doctor #the doctor #the toymaker #doctor who #dw #starleskasks #starleskawrites #long post

[taiturner]

ALL AMERICAN ◆ 5x16 "My Name Is"

#spencer james #jordan baker #daniel ezra #michael evans behling #all american #allamericanedit #aaedit #aadaily #all american cw #tvedit #* #useryusi #userneptune #userelsbeth #tusermimi #they're ridiculous #allamerican516

[doctorwhoisadhd]

BRO what IS IT ABOUT JANUARY 1941. that doctor who CANNOT RESIST SETTING STUFF THERE.

#this is TRULY RIDICULOUS #cause i mean. #empty child/doctor dances. captain jack harkness. trace memory by david llewellyn. and now also baker street irregulars #all during the blitz BUT THE BLITZ TOOK PLACE DURING OTHER MONTHS TOO THOUGH RIGHT???? #baker street irregulars #stranded #ari opinion hour

[rubbarband]

Villains and Villains

closed AU ro with @ridiculed-baker

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Yelling and laughing in this empty void- it pulsing and changing. Desmond jabbed his finger at the villain they hired. A giant wearing a mask, called himself Monsterous Tengu.

"You really blew it this time man- getting us flung into some weirdo space rift!!"

M.T laughed.

"Oh come on, what's the haarm in having a little fun? We can go anywhere we want in the world- in multiple worlds! Yer too closed minded."

"I'll close your mind between yer ears you giant idiot- look at my crew, your scaring the crew fool." Desmond pointed to a few other villains, them confused as to where they were or where they were going, the argument carried on until they somehow arrived in Paris.

"Great we're in the worst place on earth. Dumbass look where you took us, and it looks all...goth actually I kinda like it." The villain looked around a bit, the small group sticking out like a sore thumb,

#ridiculed-baker #|| Villains and Villains || #[what the des doing?] ic;

[imperfectcourt]

The heartbreaking realization that I keep not being able to write this story bc it has no end game or direction, just a dumb concept. And while I am in support of "does not need a plot, write for fun" my brain will not allow me to work that way

#pls i just want to write ripped cream #my second most ridiculous wip #and the one i want to write the most #amputee neil in his first season as a pro exy player after being a trojan? #baker andrew with a no commentary youtube channel thats all meditative cookie decorating and glamor shots of his muscles? #neil who watches them to help his anxious adhd brain calm down? #meet pathetic? #pro tram sanctioned collab video? #matt? dan? nicky? #its got it all! #but with no plot or goal my brain wont LET ME

[theoptimisticdaydreamer]

Now that the season is over and everyone is released from the constraints of the bake off tent, things need to be discussed.

The final highlighted an epidemic within bake off that has honestly been growing ever since it moved out of the BBC.

Which is that bakers are never given enough time to complete the tasks set for each challenge. 

Challenges get ridiculous and more difficult year after year as if they are trying to one-up the year before (which is not what bake off is about). 

The judges have become very subjective in their judgments. It is very biased and not at all fair and cohesive.

The hosting has felt very stagnant and the hosts (mainly Matt Lucas) fail to deliver on their entire purpose which is to uplift the spirits of the bakers. The hosts help set the entire tone of the show for the bakers themselves apart from when their bakes are being judged by Paul and Prue. Their “comedy” and their dialogue has really fallen flat and so instead of being lighthearted, they contribute to making the atmosphere even more stressed and tense. 

This is not a professional baking competition. This is not Masterchef 2.0. This should be a celebration of home bakers. And its veering further and further from that core purpose.

Everything essential to home baking which is flavor and flavor only is being overshadowed by all of these other criteria. They are being judged on creating dishes that they have never made before and will never replicate in a million years at home. 

What value is this serving?

You are not teaching them any valuable skills to take home and use with their families - simple things they can make in a short period of time that will taste delicious.

Instructions for the technical never include essential information and the judges just expect them to know all of these niche details- completely forgetting that they are all AMATEUR BAKERS who bake at HOME and who have busy lives. 

Baking is their hobby, it is a love language, it is not their career.

It is increasingly evident that Bake Off is setting up their contestants to fail and purposefully creating situations that bring out the bakers’ stress and anxiety.

I don’t watch bake off to see people fall apart over cake. I find no enjoyment in watching them struggle.

Bake Off has remained special to me because of the atmosphere between the bakers. The baker community.

I love it for the fact that the bakers are never competing against each other truly and help each other out at any given moment. The warm cozy vibes. 

That spirit is not found in any other baking show. Period. It is unique and so precious.

But that spirit is being overshadowed by the rotten framework of this new Bake Off.

There needs to be a fundamental restructuring of Bake Off before it loses everything that makes it special.

#gbbo #bake off #gbbo 2022 #gbbo commentary #something needs to change #this is ridiculous #not giving the bakers enough time or enough information #expecting more out of the bakers every single year #stop trying to one up the previous year #this isn't masterchef #this isn't a heavy duty competition between professionals #this is a warm calm competition between regular people who bake on a sunday morning because they want to #to these bakers food is a love language #not a competition and not a career #stop purposefully stressing these bakers out #stop your subjective judging that is biased and unfair af #it has to be said this wasn't a very good final in terms of execution #and that is the fault of the parameters of the challenges #none of the showstoppers looked showstopping #when bakers are still massively struggling during the final episode there is something wrong with the competition itself #also the hosting needs to be adjusted to be of value to the bakers and to actually be funny #lower the perceived stakes #bring back the educational value #bring back Mary Berry Mel and Sue

[naughtydogg]

he’s out here lying on the resume 🫡

#man said ‘wait i’ll pretend I went to university that’ll get him’ #the ‘I wasn’t going to tell this prat that’ kills me #sigh he’s ridiculous<3<3<3 #tom baker

[icedbatik]

A recipe on a US company’s website calls for 2 cups of granulated sugar.

The same recipe on the same company’s Canadian website calls for 2 cups of granulated sugar -- and says that converts to 500 mL.

Except, when I use any of my measuring cup sets to measure 2 cups of granulated sugar, the total ends up closer to 400 mL. And an internet search turns up information that 1 cup of granulated sugar converts to just under 236 mL. Meaning 2 cups should be around 472 mL. Not 500. And not 400.

How does anyone ever manage to bake accurately when the company that created the recipe can’t even get its conversion right? The professionals would have you believe weighing your ingredients is the more accurate way to bake. Because, as mine are proving this morning, measuring cups vary too much and can’t be trusted.

Apparently, neither can conversions.

#icedbatik babbles about life #and baking #I am not an inexperienced baker #I have been told I should open my own bakery #(that's not gonna happen) #but this is ridiculous

[arikitari-josei-osaka-naru]

Naru reads the title card and prepares accordingly.

#osaka naru #naru osaka #molly baker #nephrite #neflyte #nephlite #shoulder armor #dark fourth wall humor #He looks pretty cool though right and definitely not ridiculous #Zoisite would tell him if it looks ridiculous right #Also Naru's pretty good with a hammer

[chrisitsraining]

the way this pathetic wet rodent of a man has me yearning 

#also yes i do have a ridiculous amount of screenshots of him #lucas baker #resident evil 7 #resident evil 7 biohazard #dumdum hours