Rocket raccoon regression headcanons :) sfw interactions only, DNI if your blog isn’t kid-friendly!
He got the term “regression” from Peter, who age regresses to about 10 years old but that’s a whole different thing
When Rocket regresses, he feels all mixed up and doesn’t know what to do, so it’s almost always a sad kind of regression.
The animal part of him feels like a raccoon kit; walking around on all fours, vocalizing in an animalistic way, and wanting to eat things he usually doesn’t (like bugs and other little creatures).
However, his intelligent mind feels small in a more human way— he likes to solve puzzles, and play with toys, and use a pacifier. He feels happier being like this than when he involuntarily regresses to a raccoon kit.
His main caregiver used to be Groot (who took care of him even before he knew what was happening), but now it’s mostly Gamora who takes care of him when he’s little
Now baby/kid/teen Groot gets to be his playmate and eventually babysitter as he grows up
He almost never regresses when the rest of the guardians are there, though. He worries that they’ll think of him more as an animal than a person just because he sometimes feels that way. He doesn’t want to be seen as an animal, and leans more into “human” regression activities.
He likes to wear comfy clothing when he regresses instead of his flight suit, and used to steal some of his friends’ stuff until Gamora buys him his own PJs.
He loves to build things. He liked to tinker with his usual stuff (explosives, weapons, etc) but is content to play with toys like Legos and building blocks once Peter found out and deemed that too unsafe.
He doesn’t speak a lot when he’s regressed, instead making a lot of noises to communicate, such as hissing or chittering. Only Groot can fully understand him, but the rest of the guardians get what he’s trying to say most of the time
If you enjoy this and wanna hear more about my gotg age/petre headcanons, please send an ask and a character and I’ll let u know my personal headcanons— I might even do a drawing 👀
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Since the first guardians of the galaxy movie came out I've wanted a Rocket plush but I didn't care for any of them.. until now! 🥹😊🩵🦝🖤
I found the best Rocket plushie ever! He's a weighted plush from Disney World sadly only available in the park but EBay had him so I got him as soon as I saw him! I'm so happy I finally have a Rocket Racoon plushie my favorite character 🦝🖤💙
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Regressuary day 1!
Pairings: agere Virgil & caregiver Logan
Warnings: none I can think of but if you find something let me know!
Words: 367
This is completely sfw age regression! Please dni if k!nk, n$fw or anti-agere
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“But dada, I wan a cookie!” Virgil looks up at Logan and smiles at him from behind his paci.
“Little star, it’s almost time for dinner. You can have a cookie after dinner okay? As a special dessert.”
Virgil whines, he wants a cookie now! Didn’t dada understand? Cookies were important. Then he remembers he is holding his raccoon stuffie, Rocket. Maybe dada will give Rocket a cookie, and Rocket would share with him of course.
“But dada, Rocket s hungry too! She wans cookies too!”
“I bet she does, starshine, but little ones and little raccoons shouldn’t eat cookies before dinner. If the do, they won’t be able to eat their mac and cheese,” Logan told Virgil. No matter how cute his little one was, he shouldn’t eat cookies before dinner because it would ruin his appetite. Pressing a kiss to Virgil’s hair, Logan turns back to the stove to finish dinner.
Virgil stomps his foot. He just wants a cookie. With a humpf, he turns away from his dada and walks out of the kitchen.
“Little one? My little star?” Logan had turned around to find that Virgil was no longer in the kitchen. “Where did my starshine go?”
Hearing a small voice from the pile of blankets on the living room couch, Logan spots a foot and half a raccoon stuffie sticking out from underneath said blankets. Slowly he pulls the blanket away to reveal Virgil, who frowns up at him.
“Dada no take blanket,” Virgil says from behind his paci, “s mine,”
“Dinner is ready, little star,” Logan holds his hands out to carry Virgil into the kitchen, “I made your favourite, letter mac and cheese!”
That does catch Virgil’s attention, but he huffs again and turns away from Logan.
“C’mon, starshine,” Logan sits down next to Virgil on the couch, “what will get you to come and have dinner with me?”
“Wan cookie,”
Logan watches his little star, all happy and bouncy, in the chair next to him. Virgil pretends to feed his raccoon a chocolate chip cookie, the pot of mac and cheese still full in front of them. Logan smiles fondly, he never could say no to his little star.
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Headcanon that Rocket Raccoon has a hard time finding resources for his age regression bc all the gear he finds are for Terran littles, and he’s a raccoon kit when he regresses, but also refuses to call it “raccoon regression”
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