#ror simo hayha

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello!! I finally got to request 😭😭... Its a long one but what if after the Ragnarok Tournament, where after everyone was revived and the Humans won, a trio was formed? Basically,

Thor & Reader & Lubu,

Sasaki & Reader & Poseidon,

Jack & Reader & Heracles,

Hades & Reader & Qin

Nikola & Reader & Beelzebub

Odin & Reader & Simo

The Reader is the Human Fighters Valkyrie, and is extremely beautiful but also have a sassy attitude. Both of the human and heaven fighters are inlove with her but none have made their move until reader start getting hit on by her admirers. She manage to get out of the situation by lying that the human fighter is their boyfriend, but one day the same admirer come again, determine to at least get a date but accidentally screw up and this happen...

How will the Gods and Humans react? I do imagine they actually decided to go into a relationship, all 3 of them though, lol 😂

-The two men you called your lovers didn’t start out that way, you were a Valkyrie, one who as willing to give your own life to become a weapon for humanity against the gods.

-When you fused with (Human), it felt so right for the both of you, it felt so warm, so beautiful, and he almost instantly fell for you.

-(God) had loved you for a long while now, as he was taken by your feisty personality, you always spoke your mind and he had to admire you for that. However, seeing you soul bonding with a human angered him, he felt like (Human) was taking you away from him!!

-As the two men fought, they bonded as well, learning about each other, and by the end of their fight, which left all three of you heavily injured, they had respect for one another, and when they learned of the feelings they both had for you, they had agreed to share you, they just had to somehow convince you, as you were notorious for refusing dates, not wanting to bother with romance.

-That’s what led to this predicament you found yourself in; unlike others who asked you out, usually taking your rejection lightly, there was one, Kand, an earth god, who was persistent and annoying!

-You had been walking around with (God) when he approached, asking you out on a date and he was trying to refuse your rejection this time around, not wanting to take no for an answer.

-It was only when you grabbed (God’s) arm, pulling it to your body, “This is my boyfriend, I’m not interested!”

-Kand was stunned, seeing (God), and while (God) was stunned by your words, he realized that you were using him to get this pushy minor god to back off as he instantly glared, making Kand back off and run.

-When Kand approached you two days later, you were with (Human), and once again, he was being persistent, but as (God) approached, as the three of you were going out for a meal together, you grabbed (Human’s) arm, “This is my boyfriend!”

-Kand paused for a moment before glaring, pointing at (God), “You said he was your boyfriend he other day!” the two men looked down at you, curious as to what you were going to do next.

-They hadn’t expected you to grab (God’s) arm, pulling it to your other side, “He’s my boyfriend too! Got a problem with it?”

-Kand fell to his knees in anguish as (Human and God) were surprised by your words before you kept ahold of them and led them away.

-When you went to pull away, they grabbed your hands, holding on to them, which surprised you as they both smiled down at you, telling you that the three of you were going on a date, and as your boyfriends, they were going to treat you.

-You hadn’t expected them to be okay with this accident, but you weren’t complaining, finally accepting a date as the three of you headed off.

-Thor and Lu Bu- Had been surprised by your bold declaration, but you weren’t bothered by it, so they weren’t either. They had a strong bond between them, being so alike, being strong warriors, and you were their third.

-Poseidon and Kojiro- While Poseidon was elated at you finally accepting his proposal to date, Kojiro was a little shyer, as he wasn’t well versed in dating. Kojiro tried to back out, “You don’t need an old man like me. You two have fun!” this didn’t fly with either you or Poseidon, who each grabbed one of Kojiro’s hands, putting him in the middle, not willing to let him walk away. Kojiro was flattered but it took a bit for him to be comfortable.

-Hercules and Jack- Jack was initially hesitant on being your boyfriend, as he felt like you deserved better, not a killer like him, but both you and Hercules, who thought of Jack as a kindred soul now, refused to let him leave. You were both a bit exasperating, but Jack adored you both as you told him that he wasn’t leaving and that you were a trio, you were all partners. Jack couldn’t help but smile, seeing the kind souls that he found himself blessed with.

-Hades and QSH- Hades had his hands full with the two of you, QSH did what he wanted when he wanted while you had no filter, but he couldn’t imagine a day without both of you driving him crazy. QSH wasn’t bothered by having multiple partners, he was used to it from his time as emperor, when he had several consorts at one time. You definitely had your hands full with the two of them, as they were so different as far as personalities are concerned, but you enjoyed every moment spent with them.

Beelzebub and Nikola- Nikola was such a sweet baby boy, as he had been a lifelong bachelor, as he always saw women as something that needed to be respected and cherished and that he wasn’t worthy. Beelzebub was initially afraid of getting close, not wanting to hurt either of you, but with the three of you working together on each other, the relationship flourished, and you all found happiness you never knew that existed.

-Odin and Simo- Odin was initially hesitant, despite his feelings for you, as he was worried you wouldn’t be happy with an old man like him, and Simo, being a lifelong bachelor, was a bit shy in the dating scene. You definitely had your hands full with them, but you kept them both grounded, reassuring them that you wanted to be with them, and they believed you, because you wouldn’t hesitate to tell them otherwise.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror thor #ror lu bu #ror poseidon #ror kojiro sasaki #ror heracles #ror jack the ripper #ror hades #ror qin shi huang #ror beelzebub #ror nikola tesla #ror odin #ror simo hayha

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotcanon]

The Sequel: You and Your Not-So-Ticklish-But-Probably-Ticklish Humans

Qin Shi Huang - You really thought you did something there, didn't you? Of course you did. And of course, it doesn't faze him. Of course. He is the most powerful Emperor after all. You pout. He smirks. Checkmate. But he will get you back, my dear...

Nikola Tesla - You tickle him and he proceeds to tickle you ten times over in the name of science. May or may not proceed to other... experiments... in the name of science of course.

Jack the Ripper - Okay, for real, are you okay? You and I both know that he—oh shit, he just smirked. Oh shit. Shitshitshitshit, run like hell— 

Sasaki Kojiro - Teehee. You tickle him and he's surprisingly receptive. It's a bit on the lazy side of receptive, however. For your efforts, you get a lecherous grin and the promise of a tickle fest and more. And true to his word, the lazy bastard delivers.

Lu Bu - Ummmm... didn't do anything but make him yawn but at least you got him to finally look at you? Like really look at you. For a long time. With a slow blink or two. Then he pulled you close. Oooh. I bet his chest feels niiiiiccceee...

Raiden Tameemon - Baby, just know some 'sumo wrestling' may or may not be had. Teehee.

Simo Häyhä - Well... that was cute. An attempt was made. It earned you an affectionate pat on the head.

Buddha - Makes an appearance again because fuck you, Zeus, that's why. Kisses and giggles galore. Again. Suck it, Zeus.

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok x reader #ror lu bu #ror kojiro sasaki #ror raiden tameemon #ror simo hayha #ror jack the ripper #ror qin shi huang #ror nikola tesla

[seii-fantasy]

Snow , Puppy and Baby?

Baby !Simo Hayha x fem ! Reader

Hehehe 🤭🫶🏼

Arts not mine credits to the artist

Tag: @posei-dont-mina

"How in the Valhalla" You spoke , looking at scene infront of you . A baby in white giggling with a dog "Simo?" You called as the baby turned and giggled more , opening his arms wanted you to lift him up .

You trembled , you knew that you couldn't resist to the baby's cuteness . The Baby started to sniff , eyes become teary "No no no no please baby" Baby Simo started to cry . As Brunehilde came "What in the " she exclaimed while you shushed her "Shhh im trying to calm the baby" you whispered while lookin at her.

She chuckled "Good luck with that!" As she left back the room .

But what happened to Simo , the White Dead?

Well everything started when Simo was wondering alone then he entered in a room full of labs , chemistrial things that belonged to a special scientist . Nikola Tesla . Then the dog wanted to play with his master but it wasn't the right time at the good place to play with him. He kept grinding on the White Dead to which he tried to denied but he hit something to which some cristal bottles broke when it fell on the floor .

In many broken small cristal , there was a small liquid , Simo looked at it before sticking a finger , licking it . But that small droplet of the weird liquid lead to transform the White Dead into a baby.

But back Baby Simo has been sleeping now for more than hour after struggling for more than an half an hour , he's finally asleep . You're patting the dog's head "Don't worry , i'll find a way to bring your master back to his adult age" you smiled at the dog before sleeping next to the little Simo . The dog jumped on the bed and slept next to the both of you.

BONUS

The potion's effect has finished its effect on Simo to which he growed back to his adult form , he opened his eyes "Hmm where am i " when he looked at you , he blushed madly before patting your hair before sleeping again

#seijunns fantasy ❤️ #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok #snvsimohayha #snvsimohayhaxreader #ror simo hayha x reader #ror simo hayha

[gabelesimp]

OKAY. I JUST THOUGHT OF A WHOLESOME IDEA.

Simo Hayha and Hades. They meet in a Dog Cafe, and would rant about Dogs.

"That's a Big Boy!" "Yeah! Yours is so cute and petite!"

...DOG PRINTED OUTFITS. DOG ONESIES. ANYTHING WITH DOGS ON IT. PAW KEYCHAINS. UGH-

#record of ragnarok #snv #hades snv #Simo Hayha Snv #ror Simo Hayha

[palesublimeduck]

Jack was just mad because Hercules put his tea in the microwave

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #ror memes #ror #ror headcanons #snv memes #snv headcanons #hades record of ragnarok #zeus shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok odin #thor record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok loki #poseidon shuumatsu no valkyrie #hermes shuumatsu no valkyrie #jack record of ragnarok #simo hayha #shuumatsu no valkyrie ares

[kaileeplayspokemon]

Who Would the ROR Fighters Play As in Street Fighter?

Exactly what it says.

-Lu Bu: Chun Li, Gen, or Fei Long -Thor: Ruby -Adam: Abel (I mean,I feel this is obvious) -Zeus: Urien -Poseidon: Gill -Kojiro Sasaki: Ryu -Jack The Ripper: Cammy, Dudley, or Eagle -Heracles: Marisa or Pullum Purna -Shiva: Dhalsiim -Raiden Tameemon: E. Honda (since they're both sumo wrestlers, I bet E. Honda would be Raiden's boy) or R. Mika -Bishamon: Mike Haggar -Buddha: Sagat or Adon -Zerofuku/Hajun: D-Dark, Juri Han, or Akuma -Qin Shi Huang: Chun-Li -Hades: Pullum Purna -Beelzebub: Birdie -Nikola Tesla: Blanka -Leonidas: Mike Haggar, Guile, or Charlie Nash -Apollo: Gill -Soji Okita: Sakura -Susanoo: Gen -Anubis: Rashid or Menat -Simo Hayha: Sharon -Grigori Rasputin: Zangief -Loki: Vega -Odin: Blanka -Kintoki Sakata: Laura or C. Viper -Nostradamus: Manon or Abel

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #shuumatsu no walkure

[lotusmybelovednsfw]

I've grown attached to more Characters in Ror

Chen Gong. (Lu Bu's first Simp, He's so like me bruh-l

Simo Hayha, Idc if his fight ain't released yet. Love the man!

Edison. (I wonder why-- BUT PLEASE. He's hot, but Tesla's hotter)

Shiva's wives. THEY ARE SO MOMMY..

Vishnu. (He's calm, I love him.)

Hehehehe-

#record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnarok

[zodiacs-web]

some simo hayha fluff please ^^ 🧡

Late Night Snuggles

Simo Hayha x Gn!Reader

Synopsis: Snuggling with Simo

What's in the web: Cliche situation(?), Established relationship, Like the anon said, fluff

Sitting on the couch that stood on the patio, you waited for Simo to come out with the cups of hot chocolate. The cold caressed your cheeks as you sighed, watching your breath as white as the moon above you leave your lips.

Hearing the door slam, you turned your head to see Simo in light clothing, compared to you, who was covered heavily, holding the steaming cups. A smile grew on your lips as he handed you a cup.

"Thank you." You grabbed the cup and smelled the aroma the chocolate spilled. "Are you not cold?"

"No, I suppose I'm used to it." His eyes smiled for him as he wore a scarf that covered his mouth.

"I see. I thoughts that you would be cold." You said as he finally sat down next to you, squeezing his shoulder against yours.

You took a tiny sip from your cup, attempting to not burn your tongue. Simo giggled as he saw the face you made trying to sip out of your cup. He pulled down his scarf and placed his scared lips against your puffed-up cheeks.

He smiled before taking a sip from his cup. A blush rose to your cheeks as felt embarrassed by the sudden kiss. This was usual, he would surprise you with sudden kisses to get you embarrassed and it would work. He sighed as he looked towards you.

"You need a better one." He said as you turned around, confused by his words.

"What do you-" He cut you off by placing his lips onto yours, tasting the chocolate on his lips. You both pulled away as you hid in his chest, feeling a flutter in your chest.

"You're such a pain."

#record of ragnarok #snv x reader #ror x reader #scenarios #snv #ror #shuumatsu no valkyrie #shuumatsu no walkure #simo hayha x reader #record of ragnarok simo hayha #shuumatsu no valkyrie simo hayha #ror simo hayha #snv simo hayha #ror simo hayha x reader #snv simo hayha x reader #zodiac's web #fem reader #female reader

[mizz-sea-nymph]

People like giving Simo a little scar on his face cause he got hit with a explosive bullet in the face but Imagine instead of a little scar,

when we finally see his whole face in ragnaork

We see that the scar or well the injury from the bullet is actually historically accurate-

Like I’m just spit balling here- I’m being a silly Billy ik but like I love to imagine the reactions of people (mainly Simo simps hehe I’m sorry-)

will have if that’s the case-

Idk I’m pretty fucking imaginative-haha 😰

Either way Simo is great tiny scar or historically accurate face either way CANT wait to see him in action. 😤👍🏽

#i really doubt that it’s the case but IMAGINE #ror simo häyhä #simo hayha #simo häyhä #record of ragnaork #record of ragnarok

[deathmetalunicorn1]

What if... RoR guys fall for a sassy/psycho reader after this conversation?

RoR guys: Why are you trying to sell me your house/car for 1 dollar?

Sassy reader: Oh, that. My boyfriend cheated on me, you see. He is stuck on (any place you want to imagine) and asks me to sell the house/car and send all the money to him. So, I'm sending it for 1 dollar and send him all the money I got from the sell.

RoR guys: (amused but also falling in love)

Can you do Odin, Poseidon, Hades and Beelzebub for th gods side and Qin Shi Huang, Nikola, Simo Hayha (if can) and Leonidas for human side?

-It was rather odd when (Love) walked up, seeing your boyfriend’s fancy sports car that he was always taking care of, a for sale on it but you were the one sitting beside it.

-A grin slowly spread across his lips, seeing the sign said ‘For Sale $1’.

-You didn’t look bothered, you looked pleased with yourself as he looked at you, “So what’s all this about?”

-You smiled warmly up at him, “I’m selling my boyfriend’s car. He said he needs the money since he’s stuck in Cuba- where he said he was going to be visiting his mother where she was vacationing for her birthday. Turns out he went to hook up with not one but two other women! So he asked me to sell his car and send him the money.”

-He couldn’t help but snort in laughter before quickly dissolving into roaring laughter, holding his gut, hearing your plan while you looked quite pleased with yourself. He wiped a tea from his eye, “Oh gods- you are a genius Y/N!” you puffed up your chest a bit from his praise, “I know~” which made him laugh again. He reached a hand down to you, “May I take you out? We can discuss your sale price over coffee.” You instantly smiled, taking his offered hand, “I like the way you think!” he chuckled warmly as you went out to enjoy yourself, since you were now single.

            -Qin Shi Huang, Leonidas, and Hades

-He tried, badly, to hide his grin, which only grew as you smiled brightly up at him as you hopped to your feet, “So you interested?” he was quickly laughing, for once, which did make you grin brightly, feeling proud of yourself. Once he was composed he handed you the dollar, before destroying your ex’s car, using his strength and ability to do so, which made your eyes sparkle brightly before he turned, “Will you allow me to take you out since you’re single now?” you turned, a bit surprised before you instantly beamed, agreeing as you took his hand and he led you both away from the shouldering car.

            -Odin, Poseidon, and Beelzebub

-He tried not to grin, but hearing about how you were treated, being cheating on so coldly, it was hard not to, “Remind me never to piss you off.” You just beamed up at him, not at all bothered, “Nah- I don’t think you ever would. I was going to be nice about it, but when he video called me from his hotel room I heard the other two women in the back.” He smiled softly down at you, “Are you all right?” you were surprised that he was concerned about you and you smiled softly up at him, “I will be- glad I’ll no longer be the third wheel to his car!” he smiled humorlessly before he offered you a hand, “May I have the honor of taking you out? We can go get something to eat if you want?” he wasn’t expecting you to take his hand and you smiled instantly, “Let’s go!” he knew he would never hurt you like that, he wanted you to be happy, always.

-Nikola and Simo

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror qin shi huang #ror leonidas #ror hades #ror poseidon #ror odin #ror beelzebub #ror nikola tesla #ror simo hayha

[lady-delamort]

Headcannon (Simo Häyhä)

When I saw that Simo Häyhä had an animal companion, it reminded me a bit of Red Hare with Lü Bu.

The puppy appeared in the official image of Simo, as in the historical biography of him, he dedicated himself to taking care of dogs after he retired from the battlefield.

Imagining Simo's participation, I thought it would happen in a similar case like that with Lü Bu, that somehow, he and his cub would share a single soul / body. Seeing the dog helping him at some point. O well. Let the puppy be in the public.

The same way. AND IT IS NOT FOR CROSSING IT OUT.

If Simo dies, his little dog will cry heartily T — T 💔💔. Or the opposite, if he is successful, we will see the puppy run into his arms, all happy.

My heart is watering. 🥺💕

#lady delamort #opinion #snv headcanons #headcanon #ror headcannon #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok #Shuumatsu no valkyrie Simo Häyhä #Shuumatsu no valkyrie Lu Bu #simo hayha #lu bu record of ragnarok #lu bu ror #lu bu HouSen #Simo Häyhä snv #Simo Häyhä #red hare #headcannon LadyDelamort

[seii-fantasy]

I just realized something you know the outro of the S1 of Ror

Yk at first i didnt understood but now i think ig

The army represents Lu Bu

The Eden Garden represents Dadam

The dojo =Sasaki

London = Jack

The Volcano = Raiden

The Battle field = Qin

The stars maybe Nostradamus

And the War in the snow = Simo Hayha

How can i be so sillywhy i didnt understood faster

#seijuunsfantasy

[misstimeladye]

I found a sketch of Simo in the middle of my blank sheets

#shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #record of ragnarok #ror #anime art #sketch #simo hayha #simo hayha ror

[birdysteps]

The boy who isn't even here yet, but already loved by everyone.

#shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #record of ragnarok #ror #simo hayha #I love how everyone have see him one time and décided they loved him #I think the fact he had a dog with him helped #after all everyone loves dogs #exept monsters indeed

[whippedcreamisgoodonpickles]

My predictions for RoR

sry i didn’t know how to put my predictions so i typed it and i tried putting reasons why i think this match is going to happen but tumblr deleted it TWICE

1: Thor vs Lu Bu   Thor wins

2: Zeus vs Adam    Zeus wins 

3: Poseidon vs Sasaki Kojiro    Sasaki Kojiro wins

4: Hercules vs Jack The Ripper    Jack The Ripper wins

5: Raiden Tameemon vs Shiva     Shiva wins

6: Susano’o No Mikoto vs Okita Souji    Okita Souji wins      Reason: Sword vs sword. One who has not proven himself to his family vs One who has proven himself to his force.     

7: Apollo vs Simo Hayha    Apollo wins   Reason: Bow vs sniper. I think its going to be in a jungle, forest, snowy type domain.

8: Bishamonten vs Qin Shi Huang    Qin Shi Huang wins     Reason: Japan vs  China. Emperor vs Emperor.

9: Anubis vs  Grigori Rasputin    Anubis wins    Reason: Strength vs strength. Dirty moves vs Dirty moves.

10: Beelzebub vs Sakata Kintoki    Sakata Kintoki wins     Reason: Demon vs demon hunter. 

11: Loki vs Michel Nostradamus   Michel Nostradamus wins   Reason: God of Deceit vs Man who’s known for his predictions.

12: Odin vs King Leonidas     Odin wins    Reason: just a gut feeling.

13: Buddha vs Nikola Tesla     Nikola Tesla wins     Reason I think this match is going to happen because Buddha has been trying to save humanity and Nikola Tesla is a key help in humanity's future because of his inventions, so my guess is that Buddha will forfeit and give humanity the win and the an all out war will happen and leads to the end of the manga.  

#record of ragnarok #my predictions #u can ask me about my predictions #ror #anime #manga #shuumatsu no valkyrie