#sarcasmandships

[sarcasmandships]

Are all the good times getting gone? They come and go and come and go and come and go | 27

#fall out boy #27 #song of all time #folie a deux #fall out boy edit #fobcreators #fall out boy art #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #sarcasmandships

[meat-wentz]

omg i love your blog and all your posts, and you just reblogged one of my edits, thank you! <3

AAAAH!!!! YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB IT’S SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!! <33333

#sarcasmandships #ask #<3333333

[thekidsarentalright]

u like fall out boy, taylor swift, and ive just seen u also watch house!! u have elite taste

i know i know my taste in media is objectively the best 😌💅 fjrkfnkf kidding thank u that's so sweet!!! if u like all those things too then that Must mean u also have elite taste <3

#slay of us both to have the best taste ever fr #asks #sarcasmandships

[wispystar]

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spencer reid . iv

✦ = finished | ✧ = not finished

Feel free to recommend me some more fics! If there is any author that doesn’t want their work on here pls let me know and I’ll remove it. Series are at the bottom. Be warned for spoilers. I will not be adding spoiler warnings so tread lightly. please lmk if links arent working

back to <- spencer reid . iii

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Bets by @eideticreid

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: You and Spencer have managed to keep your relationship a secret from the BAU, but who wins the bets when the team finally realise your secret?

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books and bruises by @recollins

genre: fluff, slight angst, fem reader, established relationship | summary: reid has a secret girlfriend that the team doesnt know about then something happens to spencer and the team meets her by chance and everyone is surprised and start piecing together why reid declined to go out all those times and stuff

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Bonding by @fandom-monium

genre: fluff, slight angst, gn reader, bau reader | summary: In which you suddenly transfer into the BAU, and Spencer is too socially awkward. (alternatively, the failed attempts Spencer makes trying to connect with you.) “You’ve been profiling me, Doc?”

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Caught by @a-bau-tiful-mind

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: Spencer has a girlfriend and the team doesn’t know about her until they catch him kissing her.

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Crashing by @writersblockedx

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: It just so happens that girl’s night is taking place at Y/n and Spencer’s favourite restaurant.

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Complimentary Colors by @street-smarts00

genre: fluff, slight angst, fem reader, bau reader | summary: After recently joining the team, you and Spencer could never get along. What started off as you two ignoring each other turned into bickering at work. What happens when a stressful moment for you turns into an opportunity to get to know this fascinating coworker of yours?

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"Didn't Know" by @reidsaurora

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: Y/N doesn't even realize that she's been cranky, gaining weight, and extremely picky with what she eats. On the contrary, Spencer does notice, and knows exactly why she's been acting this way.

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Don't Go to See Her by @aperrywilliams

genre: slight angst, fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: After the team saved Austin, the signs point that she and Spencer are romantically involved. Reader is not amused by the idea. Are her suspicions correct?

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Enough is Enough by @curlswithcreativity

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: Y/N is tired of waiting for Spencer to ask her out… so it’s time to take matters into her own hands

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Falling For you. by @boldlyvoid

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: spencer reid x BAU!reader but they’re in a secret relationship, and basically she gets him to watch all these romcoms, so when he makes a reference to something like Notting Hill or You’ve Got Mail and then the whole secret is blown.

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Forgetmenot by @thepsychewrites

genre: angst, fluff, gn reader, bau reader | summary: You and Spencer are feeling the aftermath of the biggest fight you have ever gotten in, one that was fueled by Emily’s return, both in life and to the BAU. Will he be able to save your friendship? More importantly, is he finally ready to confess the one lie he has kept from you? 

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hate by @hercleverboy

genre: slight angst, fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: #36 ↠ “Do you trust me?” “No.” #41 ↠ “You say you hate him but your red face is telling me otherwise.”

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honey and glass . ii by @sarcasmandships

genre: angst, fluff, gn reader, fbi reader | summary: i am in love with spencer reid but he only has eyes for jennifer jareau

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In Another Life . ii by @ssimagines

genre: angst, slight fluff, fem reader | summary: You and Spencer have been together for nearly a year. In a surprising turn of events, you find yourself looking for a way out.

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Lunch Meetings by @spookydrreid

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: surprising reid at work and meeting the team

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I love you, please don't break my heart by @unholyobsessions

genre: fluff, fem reader | summary: Falling in love is stupid, or it was until you met him.

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Maroon . ii by @wtfevenismypage

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: you're all at Rossi's mansion for the weekend for poker, pasta and cigars. Spence is getting Rossi's place ready with him, and the guys and won't shut up about how much he fancies you, and the guys all encourage him to tell you and you're at Emily's with the girls getting in the car for the weekend. They know how you feel about him, and how he feels about you. One evening, you're all super drunk and Spence blurts out his feelings for you.

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Not Your Backup by @imagining-in-the-margins

genre: fluff, angst, femr eader | summary: Following JJ’s confession, Spencer and JJ argue about her unwarranted jealousy of his girlfriend.

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Reunited by @angelbaugh-writes

genre: angst, fluff, gn reader, bau reader | summary: coming back to the team after your breakup with spence

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Sundays by @definitelynotkatesblog

genre: angst, fem reader | summary: Reader helps Spencer grieve the loss of a loved one, and loses parts of herself in the process.

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secret by @avenging-fandoms

genre: fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: having a secret relationship with reid bc y'all are both working in the same field

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Spencer's Secret by @thatgirlstrawberry

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: In which Spencer doesn't answer his phone and the team goes to check on him and an unfamiliar person answers the door

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too little too late . ii by @multiharlot

genre: angst, fluff, fem reader | summary: spencer and y/n have been together for about eight months and she’s beginning to pick up on some things she wish she could remain oblivious to.

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The Next Three Years by @think-blot

genre: fluff, fem reader, established relationship | summary: The past three years of your life were the best they could possibly be all because of Spencer Reid. You wish you could take the next step but his job keeps him from making it. Then he comes back from a case, ready for you to finally meet the team, and you’re none the wiser to what he has planned. 

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Third by @mindfullycriminal

genre: angst, fem reader, bau reader, established relationship | summary: A bombing suspect causes Spencer to react without using logic, and you’re forced to accept your place in his life.

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touches . ii by @lipstickstainz

genre: fluff, angst, gn reader, bau reader | summary: Spencer doesn’t like to be touched. But what happens, when he gets comfortable around you? | tw/warnings: normal crimi violence, gun, blood, injury

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too late . ii by @reidamancy

genre: angst, fluff, fem reader | summary: Spencer and you never got closure after you broke up. But hidden feelings and confessions reveal themselves when you’ve been abducted. Now Spencer is forced to analyze a voicemail you left for him to try and save you before it’s too late. | tw/warnings: detailed descriptions of kidnapping , knife and gun usage, slight mentions of blood and drugs

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Unrequited . ii by @cacoetheswriting

genre: angst, fluff, fem reader, bau reader | summary: feelings are shared in a stressful moment | tw/warnings: normal criminal minds violence, reader being held at g"npoint

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Wallpaper by @httpnxtt

genre: fluff, gn reader (derek calls reader princess once), bau reader | summary: reader is determined to make spencer smile even if it means changing his wallpaper to see his smile for a second.

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soulmates by @sometimesiwritebadly

genre: fluff, angst, fem reader, soulmates au, established relationship | summary: You and Spencer live in a world where soulmates can read each other’s minds. | notes: this can be read as a series or individual fics

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#♡ — fics #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid angst #spencer reid fluff #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds fluff #criminal minds angst #spencer reid fic #spencer reid imagine

[looselipssinkships-x]

y'know what i didn't know i needed this holiday season? an angsty masterpiece full of religious trauma, mental illness, anxiety riddled eating issues, internalized homophobia, supportive friends??? i read all 22 chapters instead of sleeping and have not been able to stop thinking about it this fic speaks to my soul

🖋️: @sarcasmandships <3

#fall out boy #fob #pete and patrick #ao3

[scilessweetheart]

thank you for the tag @nacreousgore!! this is too cute.

15 questions, tag 15 people

are you named after anyone? nope!

when was the last time you cried? literally yesterday

do you have kids? i feel like i still basically am one so… no

do you use sarcasm a lot? absolutely. i was voted most sarcastic in my friend group.

what is the first thing you notice about people? probably their eyes. color, expression, if they make eye contact

what color are your eyes? brown

scary movies or happy endings? both. i love scary movies, but i won’t watch things if they don’t have some good resolution

any special talents? idk if this counts but i’m undefeated at mario kart wii

where were you born? california, usa

what are your hobbies? reading, writing, playing guitar, making playlists

do you have any pets? a dog and (until recently) fish (rip sharkboy)

what sports do you play/have you played? i have played basically every sport in existence but the ones i committed to were dance and track

how tall are you? my drivers license says 5’2”… but i’m probably more like 5’1”

favorite subjects in school? i loved anatomy and ap lit in high school

dream job? this is so tough because of my issues with switching college majors. unrealistic - music supervisor. almost realistic - pediatric oncologist. now? - fuck if i know what to do with my major

tagging: @thesewordsareallihavetogive @doorknobsagainstfascism-blog @domesticated-feral @sarcasmandships @clotpolesonly @elspethc22 @mostly-vo1d @reggiebabe @whatohitsonfirewelp @adelesleftcoochiehair @riley-phoenix @thiamsxbitch @cmnzoq

#tag game

[askyfullofgh0sts]

greetings n salutations

stella | 22 | she/her

i read gray by pete wentz and it altered my brain chemistry so now i write shitty poetry to post online

main blog: @sarcasmandships

blog name comes from an astrophysics documentary by neil de grasse tyson lol, it’s basically means that the starts we see are so far away from us that by the time we see their light they might already have died, hence a sky full of ghosts

[thesewordsareallihavetogive]

hi everyone!! allow me to start by asking a couple of questions: what? how? wh-h-wh-hmmwtfliterallyhowaretheresomanyofyouholysh-

i truly never anticipated my little blog getting much attention, so to know that there’s 500 of you is absolutely mind-blowing! i can’t even begin to thank you all enough for the little corner of the internet we’ve shared for the past 13ish months, so please accept this chaotic ask event as a token of my appreciation ❤❤❤

things to keep in mind: anons are welcome! you’re more than welcome to submit multiple asks, anon or not! also, please make sure to include the corresponding emoji or prompt with your ask so that i know which one to do 😊

the last day to send in asks for the 500 celebration is sunday, october 3rd!

🎬 cym but it’s cast teen wolf characters as … 

🎶 tell me some thing(s) about you & i’ll give you a taylor swift, phoebe bridgers, and lorde song

🐄 which teen wolf character i think you would have beef with and why

📨 send me this or that questions!

🃏 wild card! send me anything, ask me anything, ask me to make/create something, ask me or send me hot takes, or something else! basically anything goes :)

tagging my mutuals & tag list so that everyone can join in on the fun:

@scilessweetheart​ @free-pool-trash @x-lulu @samwlscns @imaginearyparties @ijustdontlikepeople @voidmalfoy @cousinthrockmorton @opera-ghost​ @fatherfigured​ @anna-justice​ @sammywilscn​ @ruzek-halstead​ @booksb4boyfriends45​ @bitter-post-millennial​​ @raiisakitsune​ @stilinskivoid​ @bitchell-marner​ @illuminatedlahey​ @voidsouralphas​ @maliatatevevo​ @lowkeystiles​ @shutupsourwolf​ @mostly-vo1d​ @sarcasmandships​ @sonnydoesrandomshit​ @elijahs-wife​ @babyjeep​ @imdreamingwiththestars​ @idk-ilike5sos​ @pjoishilarious​ @rafej-cambanks​ @seaweedbrainrot​ @when-you-wish-upon-a-starrynight​ @melonecc​ @dylanscrystal​ @rhodenholland​ @kermit-the-dyke​ @inaddendum​ @juliasrehwalds​ @cardigantaylor13​ @domesticated-feral​ @stilesgf​ @whatohitsonfirewelp​ @lil-italian-disappointment​ @elspethc22​ @yinrose98​  @dashkana​ @rogershoe​ @duskangxls​ @theloversxlub​ @samkysnks​ @ellxpsismm​ @pure-ghost​ @ineedyourskulls​  @AKAASHIS-KEIJI @linkpk88​ @grace--03​ @brithedemonspawn​ @fanfichoex​ @wistful-chaos​  @silveralma​ @miss-i-ship-it​  @voidpartridge​ @writingrem @blessednereid​​ @impossibleghoststatesmanneck​​  @MEGANNNJUP

#lauren's 500 followers celebration! #follower milestone #500 followers #asks #ask event

[ao3-sterek]

celestial bodies

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3uptM3x

by sarcasmandships

Derek edged closer to him, “and if those atoms found their way from a celestial body to our bodies, then I guess that’s sort of meant to be, huh?”

Words: 1495, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale

Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: sterek, sterek soulmates, sterek smut, Sexual Content

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3uptM3x

#ao3feed #sterek fics #sterek #fics

[sarcasmandships]

hum hallelujah | infinity on high

#fall out boy #fall out boy collage #hum hallelujah #infinity on high #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #fobcreators #sarcasmandships

[needspacedumphere]

Read Death Note Chapter 35 - MangaFreak

https://w10.mangafreak.net/Read1_Death_Note_35

L'appel du Vide - Chapter 11 - sarcasmandships - Death Note [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4566456/chapters/31168566#workskin

Death Is Not The End - Chapter 3 - SilchasRuin - Death Note (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18127658/chapters/43341167#workskin

https://archiveofourown.org/works/834786/chapters/1640785#workskin

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Hannibal (TV)/works

Once Bitten, Twice Numb - Chapter 13 - BeeCeit - Sanders Sides (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17876969/chapters/46267915#workskin

Freedom Is Just Another Word - Chapter 6 - wbss21 - Thor - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2457326/chapters/5710040#workskin

Who We Are and Who We Were - Chapter 2 - cloakoflevitation - Sanders Sides (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20222164/chapters/47958169#workskin

https://thomassanders.com/post/165270841418/surprisebitch-pinklikeme-denielsharman

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15437835

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14937162/chapters/39921351#workskin

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15304860/chapters/35507673

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16995594?view_adult=true

Spine - GalekhXigisi - Sanders Sides (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19703284?view_adult=true

Son of Odin - Chapter 8 - wbss21 - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2764700/chapters/44360359#workskin

Child of War - Chapter 21 - wbss21 - Thor - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2656406/chapters/44548402#workskin

Silver Lining - Chapter 11 - NCSP - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16310633/chapters/39449182#workskin

One Intrusive Thought After Another - rcwiggins - Sanders Sides (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19365412

Succumbing to Fate - Chapter 3 - TS_TheDuchess - Sanders Sides (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19912501/chapters/47744929#workskin

[ao3feed-snape]

Seeing Red

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3l08Ewh

by sarcasmandships

two house(hold)s both alike in dignity in fair hogwarts where we lay our scene from ancient grudge break to new mutiny where civil blood makes civil hands unclean

Ophelia Beauregard hated George Weasley before she ever laid eyes on him. He was a Weasley, a bloodtraitor and therefore, a disgrace to the name of wizard. At least that's what her mother said. When she finally did lay eyes on him, she saw that her mother had been right. He was a scruffy, unkempt mess with an obscene amount of curly, red hair; and from that day forward he did nothing but make her life hell. Wherever George Weasley and his ridiculous hair went, trouble was not far behind. Ophelia learnt that red meant danger, and once she started seeing red she couldn't unsee it.

Words: 7839, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Ophelia Beauregard, Portia Parkinson, Adrian Pucey, Graham Montague, Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Black Family (Harry Potter), Nymphadora Tonks, Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Viktor Krum, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Pansy Parkinson, Astoria Greengrass, Rabastan Lestrange, Kreacher (Harry Potter)

Relationships: George Weasley/Original Female Character(s), Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Angelina Johnson/Fred Weasley, Angelina Johnson/George Weasley, Original Female Character/Original Female Character

Additional Tags: Slytherin OC - Freeform, Slytherin Original Female Character, George Weasley/Slytherin, Good Slytherins, Hogwarts, Death Eaters, Canon Compliant, Arranged Marriage, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Pre-Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Post-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Curses, Banshee Powers, Harry Potter Books 1-7, Family Issues, Molly Weasley Bashing, Weasley Family Bashing (Harry Potter), weasley family chaos, Good Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Slytherin Pride, Gryffindor vs. Slytherin Rivalry, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3l08Ewh

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #Severus Snape #Snape #Professor Snape #SS

[scilessweetheart]

17 questions! (but not 17 people oops)

nickname: a million. kay is a nickname. katie. kat. i have a basic name and that branches out in a million ways.

sign: libra sun, libra moon, virgo rising. i don’t know enough about horoscopes to know if it’s accurate, but i care enough to know all three oops.

height: 5’2” on a good day.

last thing i googled: 1970s rhythm and blues (putting together a playlist as a project for my rock music class)

last song stuck in your head: head over heels by tears for fears

number of followers: 588!!! that’s insane!!!

amount of sleep: 8 hours for the first time in forever

lucky number: 8

dream job: designer for spotify!!

favorite song: you’re on your own kid by dr. taylor swift

favorite instrument: i’m going to have to go with the guitar. between my love for acoustic and the fact that i play the electric, it’s not even a contest.

aesthetic: like a suburban summer, if that makes any sense. green trees, bike rides, open windows, car rides with friends, blues/yellows/greens, cheery music

favorite author: rick riordan and i’m not sorry

random fun fact: my favorite slushee flavor from sonic is the limited edition peach apricot and redbull flavor from this summer.

tagging: @doorknobsagainstfascism-blog @sarcasmandships and anyone else who is interested. also i love you @thesewordsareallihavetogive for tagging me

#so i’m not surprised lauren and i have the same fav song

[konekocosplay]

Would you guys ever consider doing a soul eater or bleach cosplay? (Love you guys btw, you're like my favourite cosplayers ever and I always end up watching your videos at like 4am when I can't sleep)

We don’t have any particular characters from Soul Eater or Bleach that we would want to cosplay. However, these are the characters we would probably do if we ever cosplayed from those shows:

- Liz and Patty- Black Star and Tsubaki- TOSHIRO (literally Kai’s favorite character ever) and Rangiku

#cosplay. soul eater #bleach #you've got mail (jeevas) #sarcasmandships