#sasori no danna

[akatsutobi]

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#narutop99 #akatsuki members #akatsuki #Nagato Uzumaki #Konan #Itachi Uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #Kakuzu #Hidan #Deidara #Sasori #tobi akatsuki #tobi naruto #sasori no danna #Naruto #naruto popularity poll #naruto edit #my edit #headers #tumblr headers #sasodei #tobidei #kakuhida #kisaita

[axi-x1a]

This is nothing really special or tbhk related but he is one of my best boi's and it's he's bday today and I just wanted to share this,I am actually proud of it since it actually turned out good cuz this is my first time coloring Sasori,especially for his birthday.♡

#sasori no danna #sasori akatsuki #sasori #akasuna no sasori #sasori of the red sand #akatsuki sasori #sasori no akasuna #naruto shippuden

[uglygh0stt]

Sasori of the red sand 🦂

ps: backgrounds suck

#naruto #akatsuki #narutoshippuden #sasori #sasori of the red sand #akasuna no sasori #sasori no danna

[likeanegg]

Oh shit its

Sasori no danna's b-day!! Happy birthday you cranky art snob 😊

#naruto #sasori #sasori no danna

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: You’ve been in here for days, Sasori. What are you doing?

Sasori: Updating my Poison List.

Deidara: Poison … list?

Sasori: Mm. It’s a constantly-changing list of all the poisons I keep on hand in my lab here, what plants and herbs are needed to make them, what their side effects are in different doses, their antidotes, that sort of thing. Been so busy with this Akatsuki nonsense lately that I realize I haven’t fully updated my inventory in quite a while.

Deidara: Jeez … remind me never to make you angry so that you don’t try and poison me to death, hm.

Sasori: Oh, I couldn’t do that.

Deidara: Aww … because you love me so much??

Sasori: No; because you’re immune to all but a select few of them.

Deidara: … how would you know I’m immune?

Sasori: Because I’ve been micro-dosing your food and drinks for two years with bits of everything. Very trace amounts at first but then more and more. You’ve now had very large quantities of toxins that could kill a man several times over, but you haven’t reacted at all to them. I’ve helped you build an immunity.

Sasori: *kisses Deidara’s cheek* You can thank me for my efforts later. Now run along and let me work, okay? I’ll come and make you dinner later.

Deidara:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #the akatsuki #poisons #no for real Sasori doing this is so in-line with his character that it’s insane 😅 #what you call “love” others would likely call “red flags” Danna #❤️💛

[yowyowyaoi]

*Sasori, a doctor,  coming home from work*

Sasori: Dei? Where are you?

Deidara: *comes out of the kitchen dressed as Cinderella* There you are!  *kisses him* You’re late. Go put on your Prince Charming costume; my party starts in less than an hour!

Sasori: Yes, dear. *looks around* You did a great job decorating in here!

Deidara: Thanks, hm, but I’m not done yet. Did you bring me what I asked? 

Sasori: Yes. The stuff is in the car: cotton spider webs, a hanging skeleton, and 5 gallons of blood.

Deidara: Five gallons? That’s impressive; every store I went to said they were out of fake blood. Where did you find so much?!

Sasori:

Sasori: … you never specified fake blood.

Deidara: T-then where …

Sasori: Guess I’m gonna have to do some explaining at the hospital tomorrow morning.

Deidara:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #halloween #halloween 2023 #❤️💛 #deidara: you know this skeleton is REALLY realistic Danna. where’d you buy this? #sasori: buy? It was free. #deidara: free? where would you get such a thing from for free? #sasori: don’t worry; the guy has no use for it anymore anyways. #deidara: …

[akabendyfan]

look at these losers

obviously inspired by this

look at them 😭

also

kakuzo

#naruto shippuden #:DDD #deidara #tobi 😩 #hidan #kakuzu #sasori no danna 😳😳😳 #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #obito uchiha #samehada #also look at itachis pony tail😭😭 #why'd i do him like that😭 #heaty weaty

[mixelation]

ooooh consider for a yuna lives au: sasori finds her and is like "oh i will just keep this convenient girl deidara until she's the age when i first met the real deidara, and then i'll make her into a deidara puppet" and deidara is like "what the fuck, danna"

#reborn au #fic: pyre #deidara: OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T TURN MY COUSIN INTO A PUPPET????? #sasori: why not. YOU weren't doing anything with her

[reddawnmultimuse]

. starter for @thetoaddaddy

"Holy shit, Jiraiya--as in Jiraiya the Sannin?"

"Aye. Kisame an' the Uchiha took 'im out when 'e got in their way o' the Kyuubi brat. Kyuubi got away but got ourselves a prize." Sasori said as he and Deidara stared at the unconscious, bloodied man in the makeshift prison cell Pein had fabricated to rein in the Sannin; the black metal drawing in his chakra so he couldn't use any jutsu to escape. Despite this, Deidara kept his distance--just in case.

"So...why do we have to watch him, hn? He's not getting out!" Deidara questioned Sasori to which the puppeteer let out a sigh.

"Because, brat--Kisame an' that Uchiha are 'untin' down the Kyuubi 'gain an' Kakuzu an' 'idan are off doin' fuckin' whatever. An' it ain't us--it's you. Got meselfs better fings to do then watchin' a old man."

"Wait, what?" Deidara said but by the time he looked over, Sasori was gone. "D-Danna! Danna, you can't leave me here, hn! Danna!"

Deidara glanced at Jiraiya and cursed under his breath as he couldn't go after his partner. Looks like he was stuck on guard duty. Joy.

#. gunpowder & gelatine [ deidara ] #. of the red sand [ sasori ] #. closed starter #[ hope this is ok! ]

[velvetgoldminecherry]

Sasori: If you were my wife I'd put poison in your coffee

Deidara: You know what Danna? If you were my husband I'd drink that coffee

#akatsuki #sasodei #deidara #sasori #sasori x deidara

[poissonchan]

@sasodeiweek

scars chatter box deidara gets shut down by sasori-danna 💔

#deidara #sasori #sasodeiweek2024 #my art #chanrt #WORDS LEAVE SCARS MY MAN

[tozettastone]

do you want to see what I started thinking about yesterday? I've been sick so I'm just writing little things on my phone haha

it's set in that one fic where Ino is Deidara's half sister and he adopts her.

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Ino jolted awake because there was a ninja standing over her bed.

For a split second she froze. Where was Inoichi? Why couldn't she sense Yamanaka chakra signatures out there in the dark? Why—

Her eyes caught on the slash through Deidara's forehead protector, the deep groove angled just enough to catch a weak sliver of moonlight from the window.

It rushed back to her, then. She was an orphan now. Her estranged—her missing-nin—half-brother had taken it upon himself to care for her. And now she, too, had a big ugly slash through her forehead protector, like a scar.

Outside her window, the night was dark and the sky was patchy with clouds. It was raining. Of course it was.

"Deidara-nii?" Ino's choice of honorific was hardly disinterested: she'd been here just over a week and suspected that whether he liked her or not had significant influence over whether her limbs stayed attached. She knew she should show more affection than she felt, not less, in the hope of engendering some reciprocal feeling.

It was psychology 101... but the trick wasn't knowing about psychology. It was making it believable.

"Hey." Deidara's blue eyes were a soft gleam in the dark.

Ino breathed out. She scrambled to sit up in the bed and get her hair out of her face. "Is everything okay?"

"Sort of. Danna and I have a mission. We've gotta leave pretty fast, but I wanted to tell you so you weren't surprised when you got up in the morning. We'll be back in maybe a week. Piece of cake, yeah."

The week unfolded before her, then: grey, interminable, and full of the a-grade, s-ranked psychos with whom she now boarded. And... no Deidara.

"Wait, wait. Deidara-nii, isn't that too sudden?" she protested, even though missions were often kind of sudden. "What—what do I do while you're gone?"

"Eh? Do?" He frowned down at her and scratched his chin. "You can do whatever!"

"Hurry up," hissed a gravelly voice. Ino twitched and looked towards the door, but she couldn't see Sasori's hulking form in the dark, and she couldn't sense his chakra at all.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. Ino! Remember what I told you, yeah. If you really need something—"

"—ask Kisame-san?" she finished, weakly. "And stay away from Kakuzu-san." He'd said to stay away from everyone, actually, but it'd been clear that he really, really meant it about Kakuzu.

"You got it, yeah. Don't look so sad, Ino-chan! I'll be back in a week."

He shot her a V-for-victory sign on the way back out.

And yet... Ino did not feel especially victorious. She sat quietly in bed for a few long minutes, wide-awake.

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reader, you'll never guess who wants her help in the next scene

#fic: in which ino and deidara are siblings #my fic #naruto fic #the day has suddenly turned sinister

[navigatorsghost]

Okay so we were all weirded out by that scene in Naruto where Kisame meets Itachi, but it left me wondering - does our dude introduce himself to everyone he meets with Creepy Shark Facts?

And then this happened, because scorpions have interesting childcare habits and why should Kisame get to be the only one with baby-critter trivia to share. Ficsnippet below the cut, set directly following Deidara's Akatsuki recruitment (like, same night two hours later, sort of thing).

(Edited to add: this ficlet has a sequel now btw, check the reblogs!)

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"Did you know," Kisame said, "that sand tiger sharks start out as eggs, but incubate and hatch before birth? But the number of pups is always less than the number of eggs that were fertilized. Can you imagine why that is?"

Deidara chose not to prompt him with a reply, but the older shinobi continued anyway. "Cannibalism. The pups start eating each other within the mother's womb when they hatch. They begin killing their siblings the moment they enter the world, viewing everything they see as nothing more than prey." He smiled, showing off his snaggle teeth.

"Fascinating," Sasori said, in tones that suggested anything but. His beady eyes fixed Kisame with a look so unimpressed it verged on outright disdain. "Did you know that baby scorpions hatch before birth, too? But they're born soft and vulnerable, so until they develop hardened exoskeletons to protect them, the mother collects them up and carries them on her back to keep them safe." His gravelly voice softened a little as he finished speaking.

Deidara looked up at Sasori's crouching bulk beside him where he sat, and shifted a little further away from Kisame and closer to the puppeteer. "I think I like your natural history facts better, Sasori no danna, un."

Kisame only laughed. "Hmph," Sasori commented, but he unobtrusively shuffled closer to Deidara in turn, his long steel tail curling around behind Deidara's back.

Deidara didn't flinch away, despite guessing that Sasori's sting was every bit as lethal as a scorpion's should be. He might not consider himself a baby anything - he was a jōnin, his age notwithstanding - but between a not-so-subtle warning and a quiet counter-offer of backup, he wasn't stupid enough to pick the wrong side.

There was an odd vulnerability hidden in what Sasori had said, though. Kisame's threat felt typical enough for a hardened killer, if weirder than Deidara would've expected to hear in Iwa; but aligning yourself with a creature that needed protection in its weakness and in turn extended protection of its own was a strange look on a missing-nin. Deidara wondered what that said about the man to whom he'd been so arbitrarily handed.

Well, he thought ruefully, it seemed he'd have plenty of time to find out.

#Rath writing #Deidara #Kisame #Sasori #Akatsuki #horrible natural history #also cute natural history #it's true about scorpions btw #I feel this is important to Sasori's characterisation #he was left alone while still soft and he never recovered ;_;

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara jumps into Sasori’s lap*

Deidara: Happy birthday, Danna! *hugs him tightly*

Sasori: *smiles* Thank you, Dei. It’s sweet of you to remember.

Deidara: *gets up and runs into the other room, returning quickly with a clumsily wrapped box* For you!

Sasori: You didn’t have to get me anything …

Deidara: Of course I did, hm! The love of my life only gets the very best for his special day!

Sasori: Deidara. My love. YOU are my greatest gift. *kisses him*

Deidara: Oh? Okay, then; I guess I’ll just take back this paint and brush set I got you for your puppets, hm. You know, the one you’ve been hinting about wanting for over a year?

Sasori:

Sasori: *takes the present* Second greatest gift.

Deidara: Which is second? Me or the paints?

Sasori: Let’s not split hairs, dear.

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASORI!!! #sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #❤️💛 #Deidara: “I also got you another gift Danna …” *hands him another wrapped box* #Sasori after opening it: “Lingerie? Er it’s lovely but I don’t really wear things like this …” #Deidara: “Mm but I do. You get to unwrap me and play with me ~ ” #Sasori: “Best. Day. Ever.”

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: I’m bored. Let’s have sex.

Sasori: That can’t be your go-to answer every time you lack something to do.

Deidara: Why not? It passes time, feels great, burns calories, all that good stuff, right?

Sasori: True. But Danna just isn’t in the mood, my love. So pick something else.

Deidara: Anything else?

Sasori: Yes. 

Deidara: Alright, then … I want to combine our art. I want you to give me that puppet you just finished, let me put a bomb in it, and send it exploding across the sky, hm.

Sasori:

Sasori, taking off his pants: You know what? Sex doesn’t sound so bad after all …

*two doors down*

Hidan: I’m fucking bored, old bastard. Let’s fuck.

Kakuzu: That’s a hard pass.

Hidan: Then give me some money so I can go out and —

Kakuzu, unbuttoning his shirt: Come here and let me love you, brat.

#sasodei #kakuhida #sasori x deidara #kakuzu x hidan #sasori #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #❤️💛 #🤎🤍 #knowing how to play your lover to your advantage

[akabendyfan]

akatsuki cats (with gray pein because i said so) :DDD

ive had this idea for a while but i finally posted something about it🥶

also theyre watching aristocats xD

#Me #literally me #with the popcon #im on a onesie :D #akatsuki cats au #naruto shippuden #deidara #pain #samehada #pein #hidan #kakuzu #kisame #konan #tobi 😩 #obito uchiha #itachi #black and white zetsu #sasori no danna 😳😳😳 #sasori #heat #heaty weaty