okay now that i’ve finished my general surgery rotation, lemme #decode some of these carlos post-op pics i’ve been seeing for the girlies 🤭
- someone had to shave his pubes for that lower trochar port…
- and multiple someones def saw his junk………….no comment
- he also would’ve looked so dumb intubated 🫶🏻 (just think of him with the snorkel like that one pic)
- i wonder if they used his bellybutton as a port or if they did an incision just above that…#justlaparoscopicthings (that shit would huuuuuuurt)
- this is def right after surgery, right after he woke up from the anesthesia, hence why he looks straight ZOOTED
- also note the shitty bed vs the next pic = just out of surgery
- he barely knew what was going on & probs fell asleep like 10 minutes later
- “i lived bitch” vibes and i love that for him
- he just got the news: he’s pregnant (look away, give him some privacy omfg) ((he thought he couldn’t have children))
- they really didn’t scrub the betadine off him huh 💀
- i love that they chose this moment to take the pic
- he looks so befuddled & absolutely lights-on-but-no-one’s-home
- as i told @multiseb21 “he just Looks Like That”
- this is probs the next day in rounds before he left the hospital lmao
- “smooth operator” bracelet you’ll always be famous 🫶🏻
- hairy chest carlos i looooove youuuuuuuuu augheee
- carlos #confirmed ipad baby (he would’ve loved those dancing fruits 😔)
- he’s in a hyperbaric chamber (it, like, forces oxygen into your tissues under pressure to theoretically help you heal faster) ((the use of it in a totally healthy person immediately post-op is pretty negligible—it’s better for people who have chronic wounds/ulcers))
- also he’a apparently watching band of brothers so we do know he has good taste
- rip to everyone on the outside tho that shit had to be BLARING 💀
BIG TAKEAWAYS: he is baby and i would like to take care of him thank you 😌🫶🏻
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albon my love u can do this !!!
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I love watching F2 kids make the jump to F1 because they drive with that "I don't care about this car. I will commit to that corner and i don't care if it kills us both" mentality
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if i had a nickel for every time an f1 driver had to drop out of a race weekend for appendicitis, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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charles really handed max those ollie adoption papers and he had no choice but to sign them
(source)
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the dash being torn between cooing over bearman and raging over everyone else 😭😭
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