Y'all, if suddenly my blog goes quiet then know that I probably d*ed. I have a fucking injury on my left elbow and I am suffering from cough and cold and I am still having to work from office!
I should be awarded as the most dedicated employee of the year!!!
getting ads in your email inbox reading the news on a webpage that’s 60% adspace getting three ads in a row on a five minute youtube video i am going to dig a hole and bury myself in the warm dirt
unfortunately, I go to clown school and am at the top of my class, so yes I'm a phillies fan. Yes we're getting obliterated right now and are about to lose. But I stand by this statement and always will: IMAGINE ROOTING FOR THE HOUST*N ASTR*S LMFAO
heeclaus aye 🤭 want him to slide down my chimney catch me touching myself and I’d ask him if he wants to help me since my fingers are useless 🥺 IM HORNY FOR HEECLAUS NAOW
OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE LMAO
ngl he seems like the type that would help you out but not before teasing you cause you can’t pleasure yourself properly 😭😔
been wavering between violent nausea and full body cramps for the past few days. the ibuprofen is not working and I cannot find the last of my anti-emetics :)