#sharky speaks

[catsharky]

QVESTION - If someone were to, oh say, use a reference to the Fuck-Me Tail in a fiction of the fandom variety and give you full credit for the concept, would that be acceptable behavior? Asking for a friend.

Absolutely!! I'm thrilled other people like it, and every new person that adopts it has me rubbing my hands together like yesss YESSSSSS

(Tbh I really thought it was a way more common idea, I would have never predicted so many people would consider it a unique concept and attribute it to me lmao)

Also if you feel comfortable doing so, feel free to send whatever you end up creating my way as well!! I'd love to see it :D

#not sharky art #anon ask #sharky speaks

[munch4march]

you're gonna go far // we'll all be here forever // noah kahan // patrice bergeron

(the slideshow was in my drafts for just the possibility of his retirement. a post game 7 thing. i made some edits.)

words can't really express what bergy meant to any of us. which is such a dramatic way to start saying this, but it's true. this is a hard hit. tough blow. one of the worst things we could have imagined for this offseason. but it's what happened, and we're going to make it through. pretty rich from someone who put dhmu on all my socials and meant it, but hey, i'm trying. it's pretty stupid how much he meant to us- how hard this is hitting us- really, but that's exactly what he deserved. he was a leader for the ages, being called a captain far before it was his time (rightfully so). he represented the black and gold with such poise and grace we shouldn't have even been able to dream it. the amount of people's lives he's changed- players he's inspired- his impact is immeasurable. the hell-bent kid i was- dying to develop my two-way skills- was thanks to one patrice bergeron-cleary, and that's something i can never and will never forget.

thank you bergy. for everything.

#patrice bergeron #bruins lb #boston bruins #brad marchand #sharky speaks

[littleblueikeashark]

Is it just me or is it really irritating that there are no fandoms around for little books you find at the charity shops? I've recently read a couple fandom-worthy ones and it's so disappointing.

#sharky speaks

[b4tasquad]

HBD: NIKO OMILANA SMAU

authors: just became so tempted to do a social media au since i’ve never done one and it was so fun doing it🤷‍♀️ also you can picture someone else than the face claim, im just using Maia as inspo

summary: basically y/n’s boyfriend doing her dirty on her birthday and the internet finding it funny

face claim: maia reficco

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niko these pics give off the same vibe and now im starting to question how old my gf actually is… but happy birthday baby! im so lucky to have you and I hope you know i love you lots. hope you have the best birthday and here’s to 23?? not quiet sure anymore🤣

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omilana fan

violating on her birthday is actually next level crazy

↳ betasquad1 I feel like his hand itches if he doesn’t get in his daily insult😭

yourusername

no because this is so uncalled for? i literally rubbed your ashy feet last night🤨 YOU SHOULD BE PRAISING ME

↳ niko why’d you have expose my feet like that cmon

↳ yourusername bitch you have no room to complain about exposing…

Yourusername this pic is edited i swear i don’t look like that

Ajshabeel

guys she looks like this every morning i see it first hand sadly

↳ yourusername shut up Aj😐 people were believing me

↳ y/nfann no we weren’t…

Y/n posted to their story!

↳ Niko

pretty girll

yourusername

stfu

ajshabeel posted to their story!

↳ yourusername

posting such horrendous pictures on my birthday.. i’m sueing

it’s like you want me to end my living streak??

ALSO YOURE NOT SLICK I had to zoom in and learn to read pixels but I LOVE YOU TOO YOU EMOTIONAL LITTLE GUY🫶🫶🫶

ajshabeel

it actually says i hate you

yourusername

you just gotta ruin everything😒

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Niko dw guys i made sure her birthday was unforgettable😌

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#Niko omilana #Niko omilana x you #Niko omilana x reader #beta squad #✭b4tasquad speaks #social media at #smau #aj shabeel #chunkz #sharky #king kenny #maia reficco #celebrities

[catsharkie]

julian bashir is the type of person to say i was born in the wrong era. is he talking about 1960s james bond? no its the cambrian explosion. he’ll be in an ethical dilemma and sit back with his head in his hands like “man i reeeeally wish i was an anomalocaris right now”

#ds9 #star trek ds9 #sharkie speaks

[sharkorok]

absolutely floored and so disappointed

#sharkie speaks

[total-drama-brainrot]

why does the mpreg thing spam you with whatever the flying fuck a sleep fairy is

(not hate i just keep seeing it on my dash and i dont understand)

I spent about an hour or so a few nights ago changing Sharky's nickname on the intern discord server to try and convince him to sleep, since it was around 6-7am at the time and he's just a wee little lad who needs his rest, and the bit kind of deteriorated when they asked who I was and I answered with "The sleep fairy." In my defence, I had been awake a solid 40-ish hours at the time.

He stayed up super late the next night, so I tried using the same bit to convince him to sleep. It... didn't work. This kid has a worse sleep schedule than me and I work nights. Very concerning.

And, perhaps, I may have messed with anyone else witnessing the phenomenon. It was funny, what can I say?

Ever since Sharky's been adamant that he's going to capture the sleep fairy. I'm not sure how I feel about this but he can fucking try.

Pretty much everyone know it's me despite the fact that I've been denying it. Unless Sharky really is oblivious, in which case... oops?

Essentially the "sleep fairy" is me attempting to gentle parent Sharky into practicing some semblance of self care. To disastrous results. I'm... not a very good parent, apparently.

#love how sharky is just “the mpreg thing” now #in “canon” i imagine this is just my intern self speaking to intern sharky through the walls or something. #also consider this me retiring the bit. i'm not staying up until 8am again just to NOT get sharky to sleep. #also i'm not sorry for calling scribble the onceler. he deserved it. #internposting #the mpreg thing #replies

[l5byrinth]

i’m so sorry for being inactive 😔 school has literally taken over my life and i had really a really important test week which lasted more than a week btw 😭😭 anyways i’ll finish writing the requests for hunger games but y’all can start sending requests for beta squad, trent or jude 🫶🫶

#finnick odair #finnick odair x reader #finnick x reader #the hunger games #peeta mellark x reader #l5byrinth speaks ! #beta squad #sharky x reader #niko omilana x reader #aj shabeel x reader #chunkz x reader #king kenny x reader #trent alexander arnold x reader #jude bellingham x reader

[prince-of-brats]

Screaming and shouting and kicking cuz I can't articulate why I'm upset little baby style

#lost my words an i cant speak irl rn #so upset and i dunno why #need someone to coo at me n calm me down an giv me my sharkie n my blankie n my paci :< #need tv time too #wan play games n be tiny #i wan build something cute in Minecraft wif my cg..... #I NEED A CG :< #daddy dd/lb #ftm dd/lb #dd/lb #dd/lb brat #dd/lb prince #dd/lb kink #dd/lb little #Angel tagged a post for once.... cuz he needs a cg....

[catsharky]

May I ask for some details about your Tav? What do you mean by hasnt really lived as a tiefling before? Like literally has never seen another tiefling? Seems like being abducted by the mindflayers introduced major life changes to your Tav

I'm sorry this took so long to answer, but I ended up doing a whole bunch of art to answer this!

Ember has a really extensive backstory that's kind of long, but the short version of it is: she was caught in the crossfire of a deal her parents made with a devil. They couldn't have a child of their own because her mother was too severely ill, so they made the deal in the hopes of returning her health and along with it the ability to bear children. Unfortunately devil deals being what they are, they ended up with Ember who the devil stole from her birth parents.

Her mom was a high elf and her dad a half-elf, and her mom's side of the family were quite vocally anti-Tiefling. Because of her mother's health problems, however, they couldn't just sever contact with her parents because they relied on their money to cover the cost of healers, expensive potion ingredients and the like. They couldn't be trusted not to be a threat to Ember though, so the decision was made to disguise her as their biological daughter throughout her childhood.

Here's an age chart!

As a result, Ember didn't even know she was a Tiefling until she was around 4 or 5, when she began to present as a sorcerer and accidentally undid the disguise spell (she ends up a bard thanks to her mom, but her control of magic comes from sorcery).

Before the events of the game, the most time she ever spent as a Tiefling was when she was 13- when her mom died and her dad disappeared, the disguise spell having relied on her mum's magic. She went through hell for a while after that and as soon as she could learn how to cast the spell herself, she jumped at the chance and went back to living as her old half-elf self. So when she gets taken by the Nautiloid, it's her being forced to actually live as her real self and as a Tiefling for the first time. As a result she doesn't have great control over her tail, because she's just straight up not used to having one.

She also spends a lot of Act 1 jumpscaring herself whenever she walks by a mirror lmao.

I do plan to do some comics that are set earlier in the game at some point, and those ones will explore more of her backstory. What I've done so far has just happened to be set in Act 3, after she's already sorted a lot of her shit out. I just have no idea when that'll actually be!

#rhubarbtonapalooza #sharky speaks #I could go on pretty much forever about Ember's backstory if I let myself #So please feel free to ask more questions about her please enable me #I tried to write her with the same level of complexity as the other companions including Durge #so she has a full character arc and side quest that resolves in Act 3 #but I wrote the main stuff out in bullet points once and it ended up being 1.5k words #so there's a reason I can't just lay it all out in one go #I'd end up with Do You Love the Colour of the Ember Lore #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #my tav #sharky's tav #tav: ember #oc: ember #Ember lore drop #sharky art

[iron-cutting-meteor-sword]

you know, I miss when the gang would try to kill each other and it wasn’t played as like a super sad angsty thing but instead was like looney tunes violence where they’re trying to kill each other for being mildly annoying or for some silly plot reason and just constantly one-upping each other in hilarious ways. Shit where neither of these guys are trying to kill each other w guns or swords or anything like that but instead choosing the funniest most contrived methods possible to try and get the other

#lupin iii #samurai sharkie speaks #missing those part 1 interactions where these guys would be buddies one episode and then just happily try and kill each other for no reason #violence like when Lupin stole those scrolls and taunted Goemon but Goemon had switched out the real scrolls and gave Lupin fuckin dynamite #Fujiko just causally trying to kill Lupin as if she won’t team up w him whenever it suits her #Jigen just being on board w duels to the death and genuinely just going for it #Zenigata just showing up with a stupid contrived fucking machine made to blow Lupin to kingdom come #Goemon trying to kill everyone simply bc they don’t pass his vibe check #they’re all awful people but it doesn’t have to be played for angst when they’re all so damn funny abt it #to be clear I’m not against angst but ppl seem to think that’s the only way to portray it

[littleblueikeashark]

you support trans people

#sharky speaks #transgender #LGBT #blåhaj #shark #trans #trans folk

[b4tasquad]

Can I ask for a filly imagine?? Something like the guys finding out that he's seeing soneone?

MESMERISED: YUNG FILLY

Authors note: no you’re not mistaken… b4tasquad actually posted for someone that isn’t Niko😭 love love filly, so here’s this🫶

Warnings: none!

…

“What the fuck is up with you, man?” Filly, who had been previously giggling, looks up from his phone. For the past hour or so he had completely ignored all of his friends, instead texting you as the two of you made it a habit to send the funniest videos you could find. “You’re grinning like a mad man.”

Chunkz is not impressed as they’re currently loosing the match which they had been paired against Aj and Sharky for. He had noticed his best friend’s weird behaviour weeks ago. It was when he’d arrive to their meet-ups with his thoughts elsewhere, eyes shining and the weirdest explanations to back up his lateness.

“Don’t tell me it’s that gyal you won’t tell me about” Aj pauses the game, too invested in the topic to continue playing. Sharky himself is turned around to get the tea himself. At Filly’s silence, Chunkz rolls his eyes. “ Why won’t you show me her? You make it seem like she’s facially deformed with the way you’re hiding her.”

“You’re so fucking funny.” Filly counters, not being cool with his brother talking about his girl like that. Sure, Chunkz didn’t know you, curtesy of the agreement between you and Filly to keep it hidden, but he still didn’t appreciate what he was insinuating. To Filly, you were genuinely the most beautiful girl ever.

“You know I’m joking, bruva.” Chunkz laughs, and it’s impossible to stay mad at him.

“And besides, if she got you this hooked, she must be beautiful.” Sharky, the most respectful person says.

“Or mystery girl must be providing him the most pussy- whipping ride ever.” Aj’s quick to move off of the couch, protecting himself as Filly’s whole body comes at him. “I’m joking! I’m joking!”

The Colombian relaxes against the couch again, a smile resting on his face as he gets a new message from you. To this day, 6 months into your relationship, he had managed to keep you somehow hidden, but now he just couldn’t.

“She’s just so perfect you know?” He breaths out. “Every thing she does or says I repeat in my mind and play it in slow motion, because I’m just so…”

“Mesmerised?” Chunkz tries and his friend nods.

“Exactly!” Chunkz, Aj and sharky were literally known for violating at all times, but right now as they saw the absolute love on their friend’s face, they couldn’t help but admire it. “This isn’t just simping. I genuinely believe that she’s the only one for me. I get sick thinking about other girls, let alone even touching them-“

“Okay now.” His best friend stops him with a laugh. “Mandem’s getting a little too carried away.”

“Sounding like he’s putting a ring on it today.”

Filly pushes his friend, as the thought of marrying you gets in his head. “Shut up Aj. I’ve had enough of you.”

A couple hours later, Filly is sat against the couch, bowl of his favourite Colombian dish in hand. You were positioned between his legs, eyes moving from the tv in front of you to your food once in a while. Waking up today, you were feeling extra appreciative of your boyfriend and everything he did for you. He always went above and beyond to make sure the smile on your face never faltered and while it was just casual acts of giving for him. You looked at it entirely different.

As a person who had never experienced this level of kindness in a relationship, there weren’t enough words to describe the gratitude you felt towards him. In an attempt to try and show some of it, you had recreated a dish from his home country you knew he loved. It took you hours, a change of clothing and three different recipes, but in the end you had done it.

Filly noticed the second he walked into your home, the smell being a clear giveaway. Running into the kitchen, very childlike, he took a hold of your jaw to pepper kisses all over your face. You were sure your makeup would be ruined, but you didn’t mind, and it didn’t seem like he cared about having a little product on him either. He thanked you with the most genuine smile you had ever seen on a person, muttering Spanish words as he hugged you. With your little Spanish ability, you could faintly translate them to affectionate names he had called you in the past.

That brings you to now, the two of you cuddled up against each other as you watched a Netflix series you had been begging him to watch with you for months. As a particular scene that always managed to rile you up played, you could hear the faint gasp from your boyfriend as he puts down your food.

“Did that just happen?”

You nod as you copy his actions of putting away the food. There wasn’t anything more you hated than that scene as you could practically feel the betrayal through the screen.

Filly just looks baffled at the screen. “Wait why would she set her friend up? Lying to her like that.”

“Because she’s a bitch?” Turning around, you instead opt to lay with your chest on his. Taking a hold of his jaw, you slowly start to caress it. “Not everyone’s such a loyal friend like you, Felipé.”

He laughs at the use of his actual name, and not the username he had became accustomed to. “The govy? Wow you must really mean it.”

“I do” you hum, connecting your lips with his. With the awkward position you’re laid in, filly instead pulled both your legs on either side of his body, making you sit on him properly. As he trails his kisses from your mouth and to your neck, you giggle. “You basically tell them everything.”

Your words had no intention behind them, but filly stops and pulls away from you as he remembers what he had told them just hours ago. He wasn’t too sure how you would feel if you knew, but there was no doubt that telling you was better than lying about it. So with a a painful sigh, he rubs at his temple.

“Listen.” He drags out, making it sound much worse than it actually is.

Seeing the look of utter terror on your face, filly shakes his head quickly. “No, no. It’s nothing like that.” The Colombian reassures you, knowing you were thinking to deep into it. You cross your arms, still sat on top of him, as you wait for his words. “I might’ve let it slip that you and I-”

“No”

“Yeah.” He confirms, scratching the back of his neck.

“What happened?” You’re quick to ask, just wanting to know who, and why he had told his friends about the two of you when you had agreed to keep it to yourself for a while.

“I was hanging out with the guys and you and I were texting. Long story short Chunkz was like ‘I know you’ve got a gyal, you’re all in love, who is she’ and I just couldn’t hold it in ya’know? I just love you so much and-”

You cut his words of with a firm kiss, sensing how nervous he was becoming. Filly kisses you back with the same intensity, only managing to relax under your comforting touch. Once the two of you pull away, he’s quick to question you.

“Are you mad?”

You just smiled, finding it cute that he was this worried. Figuring it was from a place of care, you shook your head. “How could I be mad at you?”

Filly huffs a breath of air in happiness, a little grin on his face, and it’s probably the best thing you’ve ever witnessed.

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[catsharkie]

yea sorry i cant take you seriously if you use the word puriteen unironically. like 90 percent of these people just want to bully children to feel better abt themselves

#sharkie speaks

[kennysboxergf]

ideas

so y’all activity is v low here on tumblr so give me some short snippets to write or any other lil gimmicks I can do to get the activity up

thx babes love u all xx 🤭🤭

#fae speaks <3 #beta squad #niko omilana #sharky #king kenny #chunkz #aj shabeel #cute #smut

[sharkorok]

went to the barbie movie to serve cvnt and just got served w mommy issues and how scary it is growing up as a girl

#sharkie speaks #barbie #could not stop crying tbh it was traumatizing