#she bork

[gentlethorns]

april you beautiful month i want to kiss you on the mouth

#she bork #beautiful beautiful beautiful

[intriga-hounds]

renly says NO ponzu snuggles allowed!!!

#video #renly #ponzu #10 months #snuggle #she bork

[bulldog-butch]

“Anti-fatness, not fatness itself, fosters stigma against the desire and desirability of fat bodies.”

- “You Just Need to Lose Weight” and 19 Other Myths About Fat People by Aubrey Gordon

#god i love her #she’s so smart and funny #but this paragraph #and especially that last line just hit me like a truck #bork bork!

[borkwolf]

they are girlfriends your honor

#i tried to give carnelian cool banding patterns like in actual stones but i don't think it turned out like I hoped XD #anyways it's still sad that carnelian died. imagine the BONDING that these 3 could've had over time if she had lived #carnelian wof #moonwatcher wof #kinkajou wof #wof #wings of fire #moonjounelian #(moon x kinkajou x carnelian) #art #dragon art #bork's art

[steakout-05]

apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.

this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!

#star trek #star trek data #data tng #so context: basically everyone on the u.s.s enterprise catches an infection from another ship that makes them act drunk #because they were investigating what happened to the crew after receiving a strange and concerning message from them #basically they were all dead from the ship's emergency latch getting borked because everyone was drunk and their judgement was impaired #so they ended up messing with the ship and got frozen to death #this spreads to the u.s.s enterprise through touch and when it gets to tasha she ends up finding data #and tasha's like ''hey bbg you're 'fully functional' right? wanna smash'' and data's like ''why yes of course i am fully functional #and yes i do want to partake in this 'smashing' activity'' #and then they bang #and the infection spreads to data (despite him being an android and not a human which implies the infection is quite strong) #because tasha touched him #and this is the way he waltzes into the bridge afterwards. keep in mind he is usually not this emotive like at all #he's so babygirl #you will likely only see dataposting for the next few weeks im so sorry #i love data so much you dont understand

[evilkitten3]

au where there's like a paperwork error and sasuke ends up on team eight. but no one else's placement changes. so kakashi has to deal with just naruto and sakura, who isn't filtering herself at all. or better yet, sasuke gets swapped with kiba, so kakashi has to deal with three loudmouth hotheads, one of whom can just track him down whenever he's late.

meanwhile kurenai's first lesson is homicide 101 and sasuke thinks he just hit the team jackpot

#naruto #team seven #team eight #uchiha sasuke #yuuhi kurenai #kurenai: ok kids now that we've all introduced each other i'm giving you a test to see if you're really ready to be genin #kurenai: the test is murder btw. afterwards we'll go over better and more creative ways to do murder #sasuke: this is the best possible thing that could have happened to me #meanwhile kakashi has a massive headache bc the only person on his team with any kind of volume control is akamaru #kakashi: ur the only one i can trust buddy #akamaru: bork #kakashi's ninken absolutely adore akamaru #sakura gets a headstart on medic-ing bc hana shows up to meet her lil bro's new team #also sasuke feels weird without someone challenging him to a fight every 20 minutes so he starts hoping one of his teammates will #shino gets sick of sasuke's incredibly awkward attempts at egging him on and persuades hinata to make sasuke her rival #yes they bond over their obsession with naruto what about it #hinata is. not good at being a rival #but she's trying #hinata: um sasuke-kun i bet. i bet. um i bet i can get to the top of this tree f-faster than you... #hinata: um but only by a little bit actually y-you'll be right behind me in fact you'll probably do it better but um. #sasuke: we can just start hitting each other if that's easier for you #hinata: oh cool just like my home life. yeah i can do that #shino: i'm a genius

[couchtaro]

Bringing back old OCs for fun and profit and having a grand old time. Trying out expressions on Kuwa

#re upload because the quality was borked the first time and you need to see her #it’s still not great but for sketches it’s fine #dnd OC #gloomstalker ranger #Kuwa #art: Kuwa #my art #my girl……….. gazing #I love her I forgot how fun she is

[daily-nicotine]

woofnic

#HELLO ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME??? YOUR WONDERFUL AND PRETTY GF???? U PREFER TO WORK??? #NO NO NO NOT ON MY WATCH!!!! #woofnic still lives in me head rent free #shes always there bork bork bork #woofnic will go to diff places and weigh out who would pay attention to her more #of mak keeps this up she will leave!!! smh smh smh #anyone reading good yuri let me in let me in 😢 #love live #nicomaki #mein #daily nicotine #remove this i aint even daily. it's never nicotine now

[greyias]

😟

#grey's bg3 tag #oc: aravyn #such a sad widdle face #scalemail of devotion texture is still borked :( #so she remains in this outfit for now #although it needs a dunk in the river #covered in muck and blood #bg3 tav

[x22817]

I was attempting to pick out my next book when Bean started grumbling at me and shoved her head in my hand so aggressively she nearly ran into my bookshelf

#can you tell I get anxious picking out my next read? #aggressive alert #like a bull fighter's muleta #beans beans the magickal fruit #she grumbles at me if I don't stop picking after the first alert #I have had so many people tell me how quiet she is #and I can't help but laugh! #Hekate is such a noisy puppy! #she grumbles and whines and BORKS and HOWLS and all of it!

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Such a serious little protector in her duckie jammies.

#britton bean #chiweenie #she was giving off little borks because the neighbor dog was barking #serious business

[gentlethorns]

!!!! thank you @mooshroomgirlfriend for tagging me!!! i've missed tag games 🥹

5 songs i've been listening to recently:

whale and wasp - alice in chains

black hole sun - soundgarden

backwater - meat puppets

make me bad - korn

fuel - metallica

i'll tag @gettingintoknives , @candiedspit , @squimbz , @8rujaa , and @rhymaes !!

#she bork #tag games #on my divorced dad bullshit clearly

[bulldog-butch]

my tdick is getting so big ☺️

#she’s my pride and joy tbh #bork bork!

[moonlights-melancholia]

silly little mmd render

[ not ship but you can tag it as ship i don’t mind ]

official models by miHoYo

#borks #genshin impact #furina #neuvillette #SHE DESERVES A HUG!!! #girl went through unspeakable suffering man

[avaritia-ffxiv]

I've lived in this apartment for seven years and not once have I seen my landlord since we signed my lease, but my fridge broke almost six months ago and today I finally got around to messaging her about it 'cause I was worried she'd want to come over.

She is coming over. In twenty minutes.

My apartment is all clean since yesterday but god I'm still just so ANXIOUS over this but hopefully the whole process will be painless. Hopefully. I hope.

#am i going to admit how long the fridge has been borked? #probably not! #maybe she doesn't even ask and just assumes i let her know as soon as i noticed #also she doesn't know i have a dog #i am allowed to have pets that don't ''pee and poop indoors'' and my dog doesn't #but still #nerves nerves nerves

[ruckis--rookie]

I'm finally getting the sona(s) references done, starting with Ruckis

#wip #ruckis borks #I was going to try and include her hammer and both of her guitars #Like his accessories or something. But I already have pictures with all three of those in it #Plus she uses the hammer on very rare occasions #I'm probably going to end up filling the void with text and color palette #Debating on whether or not I want to include guffaw in the lineup given her story importance #Like. I don't see her as me mostly because she is a theoretical version of me if things truly took a turn for the worst #Ruckis *is* me But with heightened emotions. #Gera is everything I wish I could be as well as my own intrusive thoughts manifested into fictitious form (a means to blow off steam) #Kit is just both of those combined She would make sense for her to be a Sona in a way #Maybe I'll post Ruckis and Gera together and then post Guffaw and Kit together