lottie matthews. rich girl, cosseted all her life, maid at her breakfast table, private plane for her soccer team. probably never a day hungry, never an injury untended, up until the wilderness. clasps her hands tight to steel herself, force down any instinct to resist or flinch or get away. not a single sound escapes her as shauna beats her to unconsciousness because she thinks that’s what’s needed and that’s what she offered and it’s going to make shauna better, probably, hopefully, must. not a single sound.
I Was at the mall a couple minutes ago and this milf was behind of me and she turned to me and said " I love the way your perfume smells darling where can I buy that specific flavor" and IT TOOK every cell in my body to try not to fall on my face, but yes I told her where I got it and she smiled and she was like " thank you, I love your outfit btw"
Frankie trying to tell Sam via email she won't be able to finish modifying his rifle for another week because she doesn't have enough materials. But she accidentally hits send too quickly:
Hi Sam,
I am afraid
Sam responding to her email by showing up 10 minutes later with 4 of every item on the Chunks menu:
"Be not afraid. I have snacks and nowhere to go. Cora selected a movie for us, though she passed on watching it because she wants to watch something scary...and that felt inappropriate to... invite you... why are you laughing?"
"You didn't read the follow-up email, did you?"
"Follow-up?"
"You know what, Sam? I am afraid. Terribly afraid. Just downright fearful. And I think I need to watch the children's movie Cora picked while we stuff our faces with Chunks."
"That is excellent. I have never seen My Girl. I can't wait!"
--later that night--
Sam is sobbing his eyes out and begging Frankie to never go near bees. Frankie is also sobbing and promising to never go near bees. Neither of them knows wtf a bee is.
(credit to @and-down-we-go and their mom for the fabulous prompt idea from this extremely tumblr famous post)
phryne had the mark antony costume packed at the ~very beginning of the episode, before she heard about the murder; and she had an invite for jack to go to the party as her partner which would have been done before the murder as well and she meant that as a whole different kind of partner to the law enforcing one.
oh she was going to ask him out on a date all along 😭 season one episode twelve, phryne fisher i know what you are! (falling in love with jack robinson)
their first date before their first date - and they don’t have much luck with those, and i love that she’s always been the driving scheming force behind them (all the way to the tent in the desert ugh)
(and then the foreshadowing with foyle telling jane ‘(cleopatra) falls in love with mark antony’ 😭 please this show is so delightful on the details!)
i said don’t be a jerk don’t call me a taxi !!! sitting in your sweatshirt crying in the backseat !!! i just want to dance with you hollywood and vine black rabbit in the alley !!! i just want hold you right down the avenue !!! i just wanna dance with you