#she looked at me like i was satan

[linthehero]

can we talk about this scene, bbg what were you going through oh my god

#bryce tankthrust #idk babe looks to me like youre feeling a lot of feelings especially bad ones #my girl on day 12 of her mental breakdown and more drugs than she can count #where’s bobby when you need him #i don’t CARE if she’s literally satan i need her to be happy. #she is holding back the tears look at her. #:donovan voice: boss it’s time for your therapy appointment.

[caramelteaa]

thinking how they would look like

rambling in tags

#qsmp juanaflippa #qsmp tilin #qsmp eggs fanart #qsmp eggs #qsmp #calla art #ok so flippa has gloves not only to look like her papa mariana #but also she they don't know what can give her rash by just touching #the list was long and growing back then #the pom pom hair ties and pigtails resemble the slime with stick on well #slimecicle's head that's his brand #the leg warmers just fit flippa so well I saw in so many designs chefs kiss #flippa to me feels like the kind of little girl who would be decked on in acceceries #I didin't draw much but most of them would be heart themed #horns are red due to deal with satan #ok now tilin time #they broken the bottom part of one of Q's jacket to make it their own #leaves out long streaks after tying their bowtie so it looks like flippas pigtails #they like to match #they have friendship bracelets but tilin's sleeves too long for theirs to be visible at all time #so they wore it one one of their ankle #they thnk flippa's legwarmers looks sick so pulled one of their sock down trying to mimic it #hair goes every direction partially because of the bowtie #neat bang but everywhere else is a mess #sharp teeth like Quackity they got those chompers #that's it for now I'll talk about flippa's locket if anyone's interested and actually reads these #I want to change tilin's tail now :(

[friendofthecrows]

they gotta make nap-length sleep mediations. Also ones where the speaker doesn't sound like the world's most annoying yoga intructer or perhaps therapist.

#hal rambles #meditation #miscellaneous #i'm spoiled bc my mom was really into meditation #and she was taught by some very good martial arts instructers as well as her dad #so she really had SUCH a knowledge base by the time I was around #and since I started learning early I've really developed a 'style' of meditation that works for me (or rather a few different ones that eac #have many many options/variables for the meditations themselves) #but like since my mom taught me that whole time #she's very familiar with how i meditate best & so when she wants to teach me a new one her guided meditations are perfect for me #i've never had luck with sleep meditations before (and only found out about them online a few years ago) #i don't know if the scientific basic for them is as strong either (haven't looked into it much) #but I really want them to work so I'm trying to find one that I would actually use & enjoy using #because the videos I found so far irritate me SO MUCH #no wonder so many of you are like 'i suck at meditation' and 'i tried but meditation never worked for me' if THAT is what you had to work #with #like. bestie i'm sorry. wish there were better resources out there #(there probably are and by satan i will find them)

[slowparts]

hey guys i’m going to roleplay making a reddit post except it’s actually happening to me. my in-laws invited us for shabbat dinner tonight at 7. we arrive 7:03. ma-in-law has a particular friend over who i do not vibe with. ma announces it’ll be an hour til dinner is ready. ma IMMEDIATELY proceeds to regale her friend with the gruesome and nasty details of an inter-departmental sexual harassment case at her work.

I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO HIT POST. was writing the tags as this occurred. gabriel said the word “seed money” talking about his book and his mom goes “Well it’s appropriate that we contributed, seeing as how SEEEED is how you were brought into the world!” and her friend cackled like a cartoon witch

#her friend is fine #she looks at me like i’m a space alien whenever i talk and talks to me like i’m a space alien also #christ above and satan below

[gifti3]

Really into the concept of weilding your partner as a weapon

#boyfriend dungeon #i loveeee this game #i mentioned this a long time ago but i wanted to make a weapon design for asmo #and came up with a flail mace combo #but now im also thinking what he would look like as a “blasty” weapon #anyways i had thought about the other ob3y me characters as weapons too #beel was a pair of guantlets #lucifer was some fancy sword of course #my friend wanted to make simeon a lance #she said he was lance coded lol #i can see it #he has a sword but dont want too many swords #levi was some type of lightsaber i think #mammon was a knife gun #(very rw/by of him) #satan i wasnt sure what to do with him #and i think i forgot what belphie was.... #anyways i just wanna draw weapon asmo #i keep forgetting about it tho #oh right 13 was a scythe! very ez

[obeymeow]

being neurodivergent is all fun and games until you remember those hourly quote bots on twitter and think well maybe I can't make a bot anymore but I could schedule a few quotes a day, that shouldn't be hard. it sounds fun to have a bunch of quotes of my favorite character Thirteen from hit mobile game Obey Me! and its sequel Obey Me! Nightbringer. and then you think about how arduous collecting the quotes is going to be but she's only been in the games for maybe a year and a half with little screentime and you love collecting things so you start but then you remember that you love collecting things so naturally you have ALL of her screentime in the game and suddenly you have 45k characters of quotes and are several lessons into season 4 (which is truly a trial in and of itself) but not nearly close enough to the end but you refuse to just stop collecting the quotes and make the account with the EXCESS of what you have already because you literally only have season 4 to get through and if you don't do it just seeing the bot (because now you've been informed you can make tumblr bots instead) will haunt you with that knowledge even if nobody else would ever know. this is a general anecdote of a situation that could easily happen to anyone though and not in any way related to my life

#obey me on side #ummm i don't have a personal tag yet because i hated looking at this blog before the revamp so i'll do that later #with the carrd. usually when i say i'll do something later it means sometime in the next 3 years but i actually mean this one #but rn there's no way to tell i'm a lesbian (except for the thirteen icon. + probably also the ruri-chan banner she's lesbian colors) #okay maybe you can tell but I want to be CLEAR #anyway i would also like to note that immediately before starting this project i spent a full week lamenting my lack of free time #because I wanted to write some fics. and then literally as soon as i got free time I went um. no. quote doc instead I think #????? girl why did you do that to yourself #fortunately i'm now bored of reading s4 so i can go back to writing #unrelated but all of these fics contain a significant amount of solomon and i like him that's not surprising but it was unintentional #which IS surprising. like okay one of them is about solodeus (specifically mc playing matchmaker so i don't clickbait) so that's obligatory #and another is based off of the new solomon card (IT'S CUTE) so that's also kind of obligatory #(the third one is based off of luke's card from the dnd nightmare a while back because i was entranced by its strange unbalanced party) #but usually i try to switch up the characters i write about to get comfy with all of them and not just the ones that make sense to me #that's not entirely accurate it's my one braincell bouncing around like a windows screensaver picking a new fave every time it hits a side #but also to get used to writing them all. anyway #i'll just write about satan to balance it he's always been a fav but i am obsessed with him in nightbringer he is so offputting and tragic #if you're still reading these tags please see above on th 'later is up to three years' in regards to the fics still haven't posted anything #hoping to change that soon though I WILL eventually.

[solomonssock]

Made my mc and I as sheep!! Ty @gracedcoup for this awesome picrew. If you want to make one, you can here!!

#poll results came in today and were just what i expected #in retaliation to the norm my MC pursues Mo #solomonssock speaks #i am going to dump about my thoughts bc seeing everyones cute MCs made me make my own #i still havent figured out her name but i thought it would be funny if we had the same first name and similar last names so that #when the summons were accepted we both showed up and were like LOL #listen //spoiler for season 1// i am not trying to get choked out by Belphegor but will jump in to try and stop him #she has all magical prowess and i have none but hey my background makes me pretty good for political and diplomatic work #aaa my mc is so cool tho i adore her and she is someone im always handing the aux to #her solomon and i can make an anti anti league to all other leagues #its a support group really #tier list of worst cooks goes solomon me then mammon but she is a great cook #i havent figured out their dynamics with everyone but she definitely has heart eyes for Mo and probably really close with Solomon and Satan #which is funny because then their initials spell out ASS LMAOOOO #im all into doing student council work since i kind of do it rn but she wouldnt love it and would probabky blow it off if she could #but she wouldnt bc theres no way in hell she'll let lucifer nag her she thinks its aggravating #i am sure no one is reading this but if you are i hope you're having a great day and remember to look up at the sky every once in a while #it'll remind you not to be too hard on yourself and not to take it all too seriously #ok back to writing

[wheelercore]

Free my man henry he did none of that. Free my man ted he did all of it but I don't care.

#So Embarassing being the only person who believes this #but i dont care. this is my truth. #misc #the show will literally b like. spawn of satan lives in my attic. oh the things in the attic directly parallel to the wheeler home #alice wearing umbrellas the night she dies + young blonde jennifer hayes being 2/3 people wearing hats at wills funeral #things people use to block out the sunlight- the shadow self #the urns with the roses all over the wheeler dining room when virginia died in the creel dining room #the father son parallels. serial killer father son parallels. mike can sense the void. kill your father become your father etc etc #the wheelers being shown to be killed by DG the same way virginia was described as being killed in the newspaper #ted not being in nancys vision of the future. ted knowing that they make weapons at HNL and being a little bit too preoccupied by #the 'russian girl' that brenner was looking for #hello can anyone hear me im down the rabbit hole #lucas looks at the camera NORMAL IS JUST A RAGING PSYCHOPATH wow thanks

[intergalacticaquarium]

Having a lot of thoughts and feelings abt the cool Rockstar mom I gave Eddie this morning and now i am sad. Don't give personalities to the dead mothers of sad characters it is a route route leads only to pain bc you will love her more than is reasonable and break ur own heart

#she loved him so muuuuuuuch #eddie munson #this is in the eddie and max besties au which doesnt even feel like an au anymore #where wayne is like you two remind me of me and eddies mom and then max is like #and max assumes wayne was like eddie and his mom was like max and they both smile and go no kiddo other way around #this girl was cool the way eddie will always strive 2 be #she taught him to play guitar....and then she died wayne learned so he could keep teaching eddie.... #the guitar pick necklace was hers and she gave it to wayne as kids to show that shed always be looking out for him #and then wayne gave it to eddie to tell him the same thing #and then......before the vecna stuff...he gives it to max. so she knows hes not gonna let her get hurt #i made myself sad eddies late 1950s and 60s rock n roll mom whos very aggressively set out to prove girls can play it too #bringin rock n roll to her tiny southern town and probably being accused of all kinds of satanism while she did it like the queen she is

[gabriellovescandy]

After reading Carrie and loving it so much I just found out what they did to the plot in the movie and I am appalled. What the fuck. SATAN???

#AFTER ALL HER RELIGIOUS TRAUMA AND THE BULLSHIT HER MOTHER BELIEVED #YOU MAKE A MOVIE WHERE HER MOTHER WAS RIGHT AND SHE ACTUALLY GETS HER POWERS FROM SATAN??? #FUCK YOU #this story is so good and deserves so much better #also I saw the pictures and of course Carrie is played by pretty girls that look 25 but that was a given I'm afraid #Anyway I really liked the book and since I wanted to talk about the themes with someone but no one read it #I literally spoiled the entire book to my best friend just so I could talk about it. sorry james I love you but THE THEMES are SO COOL #carrie #I really want to find the post that convinced me to put it on my to read list now about how stephen king came out with this idea #who knows maybe someday it will reappear on my dash and I will be able to file it in the carrie tag

[theearnestonion]

(warning for christian parents being supremely weird)

me: galumphing around the kitchen at 1 am taking a break from hurriedly assembling a mothman cosplay for my first comic-con tomorrow

my mother, at the top of the staircase in the darkness: "come here to the bottom of the staircase. listen to me. satan is a live and well in this world, and god protects you, but if you let the devil in, he will take advantage of it. I want you to remember this"

me:

me:"... what??"

#JUST #OMINOUSLY SAYS THIS IN THE DARKNESS #HELLO????? #the satanic panic is alive and well in this household and regrettably always will be I think. #for context. she said she heard from my aunt who teaches at the christian school I used to go to that my aunt heard from a student's parent #that they weren't gonna take their kid to certain areas at the con cause there are quote #''bad things.... like. I don't know. Wicca maybe.'' #anyways. so much happening tonight #the mothman cosplay is looking sick af btw #shout out to my dad for surprising me by ordering red glasses off amazon cause he knew I'd procrastinate it till the last minute

[tasveer-e-ishq]

me explaining bible lore to my mom after watching 13 seasons of spn

#mom after i tell here lucifer was an archangel who fell and is now satan: 😐 #she looked at me like i was crazy <3 #spn #supernatural

[staycalm-atthedisco]

I was playing Ghost in the kitchen while doing dishes and my mom went full boomer on me saying “What are you listening to, dear? It sounds awfully satanic, you better not be conjuring anything into my house with this stuff” So I had to go total zillenial on her like “Mom, if there’s any dark energy summoned here it’s because of your bad vibes” lmao

#to be fair the song Crucified was on when she said this #it made me chuckle #she legitimately thinks that listening to Ghost is fully Evil and will encourage Satan into our home #when I told her I was going to a Ghost concert #the next day she was like ‘your dad and I looked up that Ghost band you were talking about and they look awfully evil’ #‘I don’t think you should go where all those satanists are’ etc etc #like mom WHAT lmao it’s a band #love my parents but they are actually Unhinged and kind of crazy classic Christians #ghost #me #personal #smdh #the band ghost

[48787]

So, as it turns out, my capacity for tyranny is actually fuckin huge and I'm really fucking good at it

I have so many more things to put in my book now

Peace Through Tyranny will be real circa 2048 and it'll still be sued by fucking Hasbro

#yippie peace through tyranny!! #matrix visions #So many fuckin matrix of leadership and matrix of conquest visions it's fucking unreal #A few days ago woman came up to me and my latest victim and was like “So what's wrong with you two?” #and then she started talking about the Bible. So I matched her by happily talking about my Bible study and shit #And she got taken aback and asked “So why are you living a life of sin?” and without hesitation #“Sin? What sin? Do you see any sin on me?” dressed as the most obviously queer person imaginable with a mask and cap on blocking my smile #and most of my telling facial expressions. She looked me up and down for a moment and went “Oh. Oh I see.” and then started talking about #where she's from and before she got to the “we don't dress like that there” part i go “Oh cool #I've got family there!“ which wasn't a lie because lying is inefficient and asked where she was from in her own damn home state and she #just got flustered. Eventually she fled with a smile on her face and I don't know what the hell she saw when she said “I see” #Maybe she realized I wasn't gonna stop talking. Maybe she realized I knew what I was talking about. Maybe she remembered the golden rule! #But to be completely honest I think she just realized she literally couldn't tell what was in my pants and didn't want to risk #the ego damage of realizing “Damn I can't actually tell who is and isn't trans even though I keep saying I can” #Because if she called me a man I'd nod my head. If she called me a woman I'd nod my head. This shit ain't nothing to me man. #I'm just. So glad my friend who I was taking care of this for didn't turn around and show off the literally Satanic shit she was wearing #Anyway that was the most opely hostile interaction but imagine that stretched over the course of a week #And I made them all fucking smile. Gave em the Lucitron Razzledazzle. or whatever lol #The Matrix of Deception really fuckin did light my darkest hour I can tell you that much. The other 2 were giving so many visions too. #There was even plenty more to the lady I mentioned but god. I am so fuckin good at tyranny it's unreal #I am a MACHINE that turn REACTIONARIES into FAGGOT LOVERS #And I'm coming to a State near you!! #Thinking it's the “Gay Agenda” means you've already fallen for my literal communist plot