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jennyandvastraflint · 4 months

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Xena Reactions S2Ep22! Last one for a bit as I vowed not to watch on until all my assignments are done by the middle of February... 😭

CUPID SJFJSHSHSHRF KARLCHEN. EOMER.

"Wouldn't that be cool?" "No" I LOVE THE CHILD AHAHA

I love his wings sjfjds

"And the power of five- six purebred stallions"

OH NO. THE CHILD WILL STEAL THOSE A... arrows.

HESTIA!!!!! 😌 My aroace icon

Draco? The guy is still alive?

"Giving up the chance to love again"

AWWW THE BABY MADE HIM GAY- SJFHDHD

"Love can be the most potent force"

Omg. Is that the episode where Gabrielle was SUPPOSED to fall for Xena overtly, and they had to rewrite it to Gabrielle falling in love with herself

JOXER FUCK OFFFFFF.....

uh... Did baby just hit Xena

YUCK. AAAH. The straight agenda invaded my show again....

"It's all part of her plan" Sghsdgk "I hope"

WAIT WAS SHE NOT HIT. XD

"We have to talk" fjjgdsdhks

Oh she was. But she's fighting it.

AHAHAHAAA, JOXER WAS HIT SHDHD

"It's not the plan I'm worried about, it's Xena" awwww

She just sat there nomming a banana... 😂

She's trying to talk him into being good

SHE'S GONE???

"Dress a man in my armour" uh oh

Hey maybe leave the Hestian Virgins tf ALONE

"Resist and he dies" Damn you doing me a favour?

Why do I feel like Xena dressed as one of them.

HAAAA I called it.

Joxer, shush.

GABBY WAS HIT...

EWWWWWW GROSS. JOXER. This is WORSE.

Lil shit baby sjdhds

EW. NOPE. UMMMMM... Oh okay. They're arm wrestling... Okay

NOPE. NOOOO PLEASE DON'T. I hate these straight innuendos

I think Draco and Joxer should've done this... And Gabrielle and Xena.

GROSS.

Xena is bathing, hoping it'll help

"Joxer is full of good ideas." "No, I said Joxer" Ahdhshshhs

Xena is like tf. Nope.

"You can't be in love with Joxer! He's- JOXER!"

PLS this little shit kid shfhshs

"You can't want Gabrielle!" BECAUSE SHE'S XENA'S GF

AHAHAHA GABRIELLE GETS TO BEAT HIM UP

Did she say POOKIE to Joxer 😭

Urgh... They captured Joxer again... He's the damsel in distress

GABRIELLE IS GONE NOOO 😭

"This love stuff is a real PAIN"

Gabby wanted to run into him

"Did I mention I'm a widow?" 😂

I'm in love with someone else. XENA

"I tell you, and Joxer's as good as-"sfhdhd

"Aphrodite?" NO VANITY

XENA HATES THIS SHDHDS

"What a guy" "... A prince"

"WELL AIN'T LOVE A BITCH"

"You would kill the woman you love?" "No. Would you?" AaaaaaaaHHH 👀🏳️‍🌈

This is a trick btw.

AHAHAHA SHE'S TRICKED DRACO

They run

Oh no. Did baby shoot the Hestian Virgins 😑

"Come back. We won't bite... hard" sdjdhd

"Dracooo?" T_T

I love Xena just fighting this bullshit.

"You better change yourself" says Xena who changed herself for Gabrielle

"It'd reflect badly on u"

SJDHFHDHDHDR CUPID KEEPS SLAPPING JOXER

"Only old people. Only men over 50? Livestock? Oooonly other looters"

HSDHDHDHD HE BEAT HIM BUT DIDN'T PULL HIS SWORD

I don't like love spells...

Joxer... No. Forget it... Ugh I mean I feel very slightly bad for him but like. Nah. Joxer. Get a grip please...

#v watches xena #I'm an avoid hater of love potion stuff...#xena #xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle

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alottamoney · 2 years

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unrelated but how you said that one anon was sus for calling tae “v” and jungkook “jk.” I met an army in my nursing class and I asked her who her biases were and she said “v” and “suga” and I was sort of taken aback shdhd like it’s so weird to hear an army call them by their stage names?? it made me feel like maybe she was new to the fandom or something idk 😂

Oh, I just meant that there was a pattern with that anon's writing and the previous asks. I didn't mean for it to come off like I'm saying I'm "closer" to Tae because I refer to him as Tae lol. I understand what you're saying, though. I do find it really strange when someone calls one, V and and the other, Chimmy, or something like that, feels telling lol

#ask me questions

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starryemeralds · 1 year

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HIHI ME AGAIN RWBY ANON

ive watched episodes 2 - 4 so i wouldnt spam your inbox with a bunch of asks dhdh

ANYWAY they were such fun and cute little episodes. I JUST LOVE IT WHEN RUBY AND YANG FIGHT AND IT JUST. LOOKS SO CARTOONISH AND 2D I LOVE THAT A LOTTTT

also PLEASE come on i think i wrote the same thing in the same last ask but why does ruby seem like she has adhd. that or. she has the energy of four 13 year old girls inside her body and every second she just. EXPLODES IT AND IS SO ENERGETIC DHDHDH yk

OH OH AND.

VOMIT BOY 💕💕💕

SHE ACTUALLY CALLED HIM VOMIT BOY I CANT DHDHDH I LITERALLY POINTED MY FINGER AT MY PHONE AND REANACTED THE LEONADRO DICAPRIO MEME HHDHDHDHD

im so glad rooster teeth gave me a shout out this is so unbelievable 🙏 /j

"i dont need people to help me grow up.. ! i drink MILK !!"

every episode, ruby becomes more and more like me fr fr <3

oh and. blake and weiss <33 I DIDNT HAVE WEISS TO HAVE RHAT PERSONALITY DHDHDHDH i thought she would be more like. THE POLITE AND RESPECTED ONE DHDH but it seems that her family business isnt. VERY RESPECTED

anyway theyre being sent off into the sky and have to use their "landing strategy" to not die so. uhh lets see how that goes shdhd WELL you already know but. yeah you get what i mean

OH WELL IM SO INTERESTED TO SEE WHO RUBY GETS PAIRED UP WITH I FEEL LIKE ITS VOMIT BOY BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL LIKE ROOSTER TEETH MIGHT GO hmmm no captain america referance i dont think i will

oh one other thing. this show has. so far made me laugh so much every episode and i congratulate it for that its so easy to make me laugh but i wasnt expecting to laugh THIS much dhdhdh

BYEEE TY FOR INTERACTING WITH ME

HELLO RWBY ANON!!! my apologies for the late response, i just spent the last week finishing my semester - BUT FREEDOM NOW!!!

BUT YES! THE BEACON DAYS ARE SO MUCH AND SO SILLY,,, I miss them :((( and ruby ABSOLUTELY has adhd,, she told me herself LMAO. she's just so energetic and excitable, a literal ray of light -- she is everything to me. hold onto her, cherish this while you can LSDKFJGHSDFG

AND VOMIT BOY, JAUNE!!!!! TALL LANKY SILLY BOY. HE IS ALSO EVERYTHING (there's a pattern here, just assume that everyone in the main cast is everything to me because they are)

AND YEAH, WEISS IS,,, A LOT AT FIRST. SHE'S SUCH A BRAT, BUT IT DOES MAE ME CHUCKLE A LOT. ITS BEEN YEARS, BUT I STILL CONTINUE TO QUOTE HER V1 LINES ("it's 8:55 you dunce!!!!!!). SHE REALLY IS THE ICE QUEEN, AND WE LOVE HER FOR IT. she does get development later on though!

im also laughing at myself about your thoughts about who ruby is gonna get paired with.... hehehehehe

AND YEAH, LIKE I SAID EARLIER, THE FIRST THREE VOLUMES ARE MOSTLY JUST SILLY GOOFY TIMES AND I MISS IT SO MUCH. I'VE RECENTLY BEEN REWATCHING THE EARLY VOLUMES AND THEY LITERALLY HAVE ME CACKLING OUT LOUD, ITS SO FUNNY. i also forgot how quick the episodes are in v1, ITS CRAZY. i can't imagine being in the fandom during this and having to wait a week for a 5 minute episode HAHAHA

my apologies that my thoughts are everywhere in this response, bUT I HOPE THAT YOU CONTINUE TO ENJOY! :D

#starry asks #rwby anon

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mashpotatoe · 4 years

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There’s been a sort of pattern with Cartman doing things he normally wouldn’t do ... like talking to the Whites while they were grieving or sacrificing his wants for Stan’s needs .... dare I say character arc?

can i just point out how steadily better hes been getting ever since heidi ended things with him for good 💭 it mustve had a pretty major effect on him cuz you know how he reacted everytime she left him and since we never got a follow up episode i can only assume cartmans current behavior is the result of the breakup /yo quick shoutout to heidi turner honey that pink face mask looked ADORABLE mwah/ but his sacrifice yesterday truly left me shook... i totally expected him to throw the pangolin in the do-over machine like the asshole he is BUT,,, HE HAD A CHANGE OF HRART :') FOR FUCKING REALZZ SHDHD its weird how i see him getting healthier and more empathetic only in my hcs but when that stuff happens irl IM FUCKING BLOWN AWAYY ..........ahem ive been tracking his every good deed to help me live with myself ❤️ and to Think thats the same eric cartman from half a decade ago !!! he was mostly neutral and/or just sort of a dick (for cartman standards) in s22, even tried to save humanity from manbearpig buuut you gotta lose some points for the shit he pulled in buddha box :// like i wouldnt call it necessarily evil but still offensive. THEN (!!!) oh MAMA he was acting fairly civil throughout all of s23 and actually APOLOGIZED THREE TIMES 0_0 ... first in mexican joker //WHICH I KNOW.. is debatable... but i want to believe he was sincere in his apology after he realized his stupid 'pranks' on kyle have gone way too far the moment he saw how horrible the detention camps were. did he really not connect kyles heritage to the camps? who knows. all im saying is i havent heard the word jew being used against kyle in a while plus he did participate in the kiddush... goot times// then in let them eat goo then TO THE WHITES :o in season finale... was just trying to help which resulted in a Very Bad Thing but cartmans is just that. STUPID oh my god... i feel like if he did have bad intentions in that episode he wouldve done something much more catastrophic (?) and cartman like. but i was not prepared for yesterdays special at ALL... tbh i was expecting t&m to pull a world war zimmerman again go back to their old roots make cartman the most racist piece of shit on earth but to my surprise...! HE JUST DIDNT WANNA GO BACK TO SKEWLLLLDJSIDODOO;;+8OOFJSHSSHJE💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 THAT BOY IS OK SOME KING SHIT!!! STARTING OFF SEASON 24 WITH EARLY CARTMAN ESQUE BEHAVIOR BOOM GAYER THAN EVER SINGING BROADWAY SOUNDING SONGS ABOUT HOW NICE IT IS TO BE INSIDE.................. *shakes him* not only that but he. fucking did the right thing...... what i think happened was stans speech 50/50 half made eric rethink social distancing and agree with him half CARE FOR STAN... 👉👈 (and potentially didnt wanna get yelled at and lose his friends) he had NOTHING to gain from not killing that thing yet here we are. he looks so defeated when he hands the doctor the pangolin I LOVE YOU !!!!! IDIOT !!IDIDOSOSOSOAKSHEJSL :')))?) clears throat All i know is that someone answered my prayers. thanks xoxo

#asks

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delicatejisung · 4 years

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‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐭. 𝟏 ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

[part 2 of this will be up later, I PROMISE SHDHD I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TODAY FOR IT AND I ONLY CUT IT BC IT WAS GETTING SO LONG]

[ play / pause / forward pt. 1 / forward pt. 2 ]

↣ 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰

↣ 𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘯, 𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘹 𝘫𝘢𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯, 𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘹 𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘤𝘬(?)

↣ 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

“i refuse to live in a house where i don’t get to see yanna’s face everyday, it’s boring.” jisung huffed as he sat on the couch. they were unfortunate enough not to have any schedules together the next few days, meaning they would have no chance of seeing her unless they have the guts to visit her. where? at mirage’s( @mirage-official ) dorm.

the day after the extremely failed sleepover, yanna was nowhere to be found inside the dorms as soon as they woke up. all she did was leave a note saying she’ll be fine and they automatically guessed she’d be with hyeyoung and evie.

“it’s been, like, 4 days.” jeno replied, implying the boy was overreacting.

“how come renjun-hyung gets to see her when he’s probably the one she doesn’t want t-“ his words got cut off by a pillow being thrown at his face by his said hyung. it was true, though. renjun did get to see her, in the span of 4 days he was able to see the girl for 2.

and no, they didn’t talk. it consisted more of yanna barely acknowledging his presence as she continued doing everyday things and renjun respecting it but still wanting to atleast see her okay before heading to his radio show.

there were a lot of times yanna slips and almost calls him for help on something, but she remembers that the mirage members are also somewhere inside the unit and ends up calling them instead. and honestly? renjun wasn’t hurt. he understood that yanna wasn’t and isn’t ready to talk about it yet, but at the same time he misses her. how the girl would wake him up with a kiss on his dimple when it’s prominent even in his sleep. how she would sit on his lap and hug him when he’s still sleepy but they have a schedule. and also, how she would always cheer him on before he goes to the radio station.

yanna? she misses it too. but she doesn’t know where to start. she’s unsure what to say or do, not wanting to cause more damage. she admits, she wasn’t thinking that clearly that day. overcame with emotions and the exhaustion, she didn’t mean to say some of the things she said. but then again, maybe she needed to. them taking a break, or a pause rather, isn’t the worst thing but it’s not the best either.

the second day renjun visited, it was before his radio show. yanna tried so hard not to say it even though she so badly wanted to, but the way his eyes were hopeful she would say something before he leaves just made her heart completely warm. so, she barely let out a whisper.

“good luck.” and she thought he wouldn’t hear it, renjun having his back facing her. but he did. it was the reason for the boy’s smile that day. and one of the reasons why he decided to give the girl more space and not visit her on the 5th day.

but to yanna’s surprise as she opened the door to her unnies’ unit, jaemin appeared. she blinked a few times, looking around, thinking it was some kind of prank they’re pulling on her because they missed her but no one was there. only him.

“can i come in?” the boy asked, glancing a bit at evie who was already slightly glaring behind yanna.

“uhm.” she mumbled a bit, glancing at the two. hyeyoung smiled tightly before letting the boy enter while also pushing evie towards the couch and telling her not to interrupt.

“i just wanted to talk to you, to explain myself.” the boy murmured as yanna slowly sat in front of him, nodding.

“i didn’t mean...” he quietly said, the girl nodding immediately once again.

“i know.” she replied, smiling a bit.

“what do you mean you know?” jaemin asked, leaning on the table.

“i know that whether it was something you did feel or not, you’d never want to do or say anything that would harm me in any way.” yanna replied with a tight smile. jaemin blinked, holding back a smile before heavily exhaling.

“i also know that if you told jeno first then it’s something you really never wanted to discuss with any of us.” she continued. jaemin gave her a look, one full of admiration but unsure what it was really for or what it meant.

“i said it because...” he started after a few seconds, making yanna look directly at him.

“i wanted to know if it was true, or if it was as ridiculous as it sounded in my head.” the boy finished. yanna smiled and nodded, making it visible that she understood.

“i’m assuming you don’t want me to ask what you came up with?” the girl replied. jaemin looked at her once again before blinking a few times and looking down. as he noticed yanna’s phone ding and her warm smile towards it, he could only smile as well. it was final, other feelings he had or will end up having are just for him to keep.

“i’ll always love you, you know.” he mumbled, catching yanna’s attention. the girl nodded.

“i know, i’ll always love you too.” she replied, offering a hug that the boy gladly accepted.

and just like that, her heart felt less heavy. but surely, like what everyone else says, there was still one person she hasn’t talked to. the one she really needed to talk to.

“i’m sleepy, stop asking these question.” yanna whined at a still giggling hyuck.

“i invited you to a sleepover, you don’t sleep at sleepovers. you sleep when it’s over and then oversleep until the next morning afternoon or something.” the boy explained, making yanna roll her eyes.

“who’d you learn that from? evie or—“

“shut it, huang.” he immediately stopped her, sensing johnny’s game stopping.

“then stop asking questions!” the girl whisper-yelled, glancing at johnny who was busy once again.

“stop dismissing my question! i’m just asking if you guys made out al—“

“JOHNNY-HYUNG, HYUCK’S BEING WEIRD!” the girl yelled out slightly but johnny could only laugh at them.

“he’s not listening, nice try. it’s his thing these days to act like he’s listening but he’s always focused on something in his phone, i respect his privacy so...”

“in other words, you’ve tried prying but he didn’t budge.” the girl said with a laugh.

“shut up.” hyuck once again said, giving her a sarcastic look.

“you’re telling me to shut up and yet you keep asking questions.” she said with a smirk, resting her head on her arms.

“fine, answer this one instead.” he said with a smug face, his hand on his back.

“do you miss him?” hyuck asked, now serious and determined. the girl paused for a bit, stared at the wall and then at her friend.

“it’s an easy question, why are you contemplating so bad?” he asked, but yanna could only pout as she suppressed the tears that were about to drop.

“i’m not, i just... it really sucks to admit that i do when i’m the one who did this.” she whispered, but still loud enough to be heard by hyuck, johnny who was off his phone and renjun who was on the other line of hyuck’s phone.

“uh-huh?” the boy said, urging her to carry on.

“do you think it’s my fault?” she asked them, aware now that johnny was listening in. the boy could only give him a hug while hyuck silently ended his call with renjun before patting her head as she silently cried.

and as hyuck said and predicted, yanna did oversleep as the girl stretched her arms before glancing at her phone.

4:30 pm, august 21 it said.

with puffy eyes she turned around and noticed how no one was inside the room, considering two shared it. it took her a while to pull herself up from the mattress and go to the comfort room. but as she opened the door, the noise of hyuck bantering with someone very familiar made her freeze.

“you’re here?” doyoung asked in surprise, getting things ready in the kitchen. yanna nodded silently, ignoring hyuck’s smirk and the shock on renjun’s face.

“you said she already left this morning.” renjun said, but hyuck could only shrug before raising his eyebrows at yanna who could only blink.

“i say a lot of things i don’t mean.” he nonchalantly answered as renjun took his seat.

“have you been crying?” doyoung asked the girl, to which she answered with a shook of her head. as she noticed their manager’s eyes on her, she bowed.

“mark-hyung said he needed-“

“mark-hyung isn’t home.” hyuck said in an obvious tone.

“how would you know?” the girl asked in a heated tone.

“taeyong-hyung isn’t here, they’re doing something for superm. genius.” the boy replied, making her roll her eyes before proceeding to enter the comfort room.

“they’re filming a vlive in a while, don’t throw tantrums!” the boy teased, making yanna flash a middle finger at him in annoyance before closing the door.

as soon as she sat on the toilet, she finally noticed how her heart sped up at the sight of renjun. which was.... weird. not weird in a “why tf would that happen?” but more of a “what’s the difference between me seeing him days ago and seeing him now?”

maybe it was because, she was nervous. she knew. she knew it was time to talk to him. she knew that her love and her longing for the boy was now higher than her frustrations & fears. like it always should have been. how it’ll turn out, she doesn’t really know. but it felt worth it.

the girl quietly washed her face before moving towards the room again only to get her phone and hang inside taeyong’s room instead. she could feel renjun’s gaze on her but she didn’t look back, not wanting to distract him from the vlive as he talked to hyuck who was at the side.

↣ 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘴 ♡

#huang yanna #yanna huang #nct yanna #nct dream 8th member #nct 22nd member #kpop female addition #female kpop addition

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shawnssongs · 4 years

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i love ask games they're so mf creative :') n e ways i'm roxa, 5'1 of chaos. i have shoulder-length brown hair, i'm freckly, and sun worn as hell. i surf, i bake, i paint, and im impatient as hell and have a very short attention span :') i'm bi, loud, and a hopeless romantic, unfortunately. i'm a ✨history major✨ which doesn't at all fit with my general vibe, but i love it. i love being outside and doing hands-on things, i get attached to people too easily, and i hate being alone :')

ROXA so sorry this took so long

You’re a history major? That’s so cool.

And ok so idk. I feel like you could be a kook or a Pogue, but I’m going to go with Pogue because that makes the rest of this so much easier.

Honestly, I feel like you would date John B (I thought about Pope as well... idk you’re hard) So, I feel like you have so much crackhead energy and John B would just be so attracted to your energy and your vibe. He would think you’re absolutely hilarious, and he would love going on adventures with you, but I can also imagine super chill date nights in the chateau. Like, you’d just go over to the chateau all the time to just hang out and be with John B instead of just hanging out by yourself at home. I can see movie nights or... other things happening lol.

Ok you would be SUCH a great friend the pogues would LOVE you. I can imagine you and JJ arguing a ton and just being so insane together. You give me the same vibes JJ gives me and I feel like you two would be so similar you’d be best friends and frenemies at the same time.

Also, imagine you surfing with the pogues? Iconic. I feel like you’d get along with Pope as well because you’re both intelligent, and he would totally admire you. You’d be good friends with Kiara as well! Girls nights. Maybe you’d bake together and make jewelry and paint and stuff like that.

Ok so I feel like Sarah would be your (omg I forgot the word... unlikely?) friend. Since she’s a kook and you’re a Pogue the two of you wouldn’t be obvious friends, and I’m not sure how Sarah would become a part of the pogues if you’re dating John B... maybe her and Kiara would resolve their issues on their own and become friends idk. But I feel like Sarah would THRIVE off of your energy. I can totally see the two of you being crackhead friends.

And the obvious, you wouldn’t get along with Rafe. You wouldn’t really get along with any of the kooks because you hate how they treat your friends. Since you get attatched to people so easily, I’d imagine you sort of feel down when they’re feeling down, so you’d hate anyone who made them feel sad or upset.

You honestly just seem so happy and energetic I love it. I hope this was ok!!! Shdhd I honestly want to redo it I feel like this is so bad. I’m putting redo in the tags so I can come back to this.

#also omg i’m such a hopeless romantic too #ask game!#redo

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angel-nero · 6 years

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tagged by: @kitausu

Name: gab!!!

Age: 19

Height: 1.70 cm

Favorite color(s): dark red, lilac, pink, black, golden

Last Google search: the weather of my city bc we were 0c shdhds

Favorite dessert: lemon pie, brownies, tiramisu, flan, red velvet cake

Pets: candy my best girl (a dog hshsh) a cat my mom decided to name kitty and a bunny w/o a name

Blankets I sleep with: 1 but i finally got my fluffy blanket…. i’ve been so happy since then….

Favorite fictional character: my baby boy…. keith,,,,, and his.,.. bf shiro. also mark renton, elliot alderson

Favorite show: v…oltron,,, mr robot and i sort of liked breaking bad

Talents: literally nothing!

Wearing right now: jeans that arent past my ankles, john lennon t shirt my dad gave me & muse hoodie

A fact about me: i can’t breathe from my nose a lot of the times and thats very anxiety inducing shshs

When you made your account: 2014,,,, i barely used it and everything i posted then is high key trash

Current amount of followers: for some reason this is a question i will never answer hshshsh,,,, my only best k ept secret

When my blog reached its “peak”: i used to not talk w anyone so idk how in vld suddenly i got a lot of cool mutuals and stuff and even so! how did i got talktative! i

Most active follower: i don t know what dis says i never learned how to r ead (i actually dont know what is this supppossed to mean) (fun fact: i dont know how to write any word like suppposssed, deppppresssion, agggresssive,

Why I joined Tumblr: this one was bc i didnt anyone to knoww i liked anime…. and that i shipped stuff in a nime…….. b …ye whom is she

Why I chose my URL: *misses sunburntkeith :(* i was trying urls on mine, but like, very stupid obviuosly used ones and thought of this, thought it was cute typed it and boom i had it hshshs

Weird dream: any dream where i can move nor talk is a weird dream and it’s been happening for a while the last days 🤔,,,, also i have had dreams w ppl from here and it’s like,,,, weird bc i dont know them truly hshshs

i tag: @glaspaladin @fratboyshiro @kcgane @pureren @kukinta @sshiros @phaltu @mongoose-bite @baenaby-brooksjr @yamstadashi

#tag meme #this is also old af from like january!#i wanted to tag more ppl but i cant in mobile rip:(#feel free to ignore or if u read this and wanna do it pls do and tag me !

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360iris · 3 years

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do you have any wips? sorry i’m just curious, i’m in love with your writing

Luv, Hold Me Down (Sirius Black x Reader, WIP)

Warning: Mature themes? I don’t know with this one.

Word count: 2,209

A/N: You’re gonna hate my ass because I have zero intention to finish the smut on this one shdhd. Maybe when I’m less busy I’ll come back and update it (although not atm). There are typos galore too so I’m sorry in advance!

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The infamous Bubblegum Bomb Incident of 1972. Casualties: one.

During Year Two, Sirius had resolved to get revenge on Cissy’s insufferable boyfriend ever since he tripped him in the halls to get a laugh out of his Slytherin lackeys; and what better way to do that than ruining his precious platinum locks.

It was suppose to be a quick and untraceable procedure. He’d get to personally serve Lucius his own brand of justice and the job would be completed without having to suffer detention.

If only you hadn’t been rushing through the halls that day.

Lunch had just ended, and you were haphazardly ducking and dodging through the wave of students, on your way to visit Remus. He’d been sentenced to a strict, three day period of consistent bed-rest in the infirmary after a particularly bad transformation.

You’d just wanted to bring him a slice of his favorite Hogwarts style coconut cream pie, but one wrong turn and you were suddenly bombarded with three quick pelts of homemade exploding bubblegum bullets.

Sirius had designed them to be quick and lethal with their distribution of rubbery goo so that the target's hair was sure to be ruined.

The first shot sent the small plate in your hands completely airborne. The next two hit you square in the chest, knocking you fully onto your back.

The aftermath was so extreme that it took the combined effort of Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, and eventually, the guiding hand of Madam Pomfrey to free you from the sticky sludge and off of the stone pavement.

By the time they’d got to the infirmary, your entire head of hair had been deemed unsalvageable by sweet Poppy, and the only thing she could figure to do was shave it clean off by hand.

You’d spent the next two days unexpectedly alongside a tired Remus, confined in the sick bay, crying your eyes out hysterically. You’d had no idea who had done this to you or why.

That was until the third day, when Poppy finally allowed visitors in, in hopes of lifting your spirits.

Your guests included:

An empathetic Lily and Mary, both girls bringing you and Remus an abundance of flowers from the greenhouses, with explicit approval from Professor Sprout; alongside the homework you’d missed and plenty of junk foods.

An overzealous Marlene who’d spent the entirety of the three days drafting up and collecting signatures for a petition to permanently ban disruptive joke shop type inventions.

And lastly, an uncharacteristically stonefaced James and solemn Sirius who both quietly observed the crucially placed scarf on your head meant to distract from your current state of baldness.

“Go on then. Tell her, man. It’s only proper.” James said abruptly with folded arms, for the first time ever foregoing his usual impeccable home-taught manners and any form of courteous greetings altogether.

You watched confused as Sirius stood some several feet away, staring directly down at his shoes. After another coarse verbal prod from James, he stepped forward, eyes wide and brows furrowed.

“I- You have to understand, I couldn’t have known, Y/N! It happened so suddenly and before I knew it, it was too late!” He pleaded desperately and you weren’t quite understanding what he meant.

“I don’t follow, Sirius. What are you on about?” You asked, watching as he began wringing his hands.

He looked over to James again, seemingly pleading for aid that wouldn’t come. James looked positively severe, intent on standing by his decision to have the boy do this by himself.

“I- I was the one who blew the gum bullets.” Sirius finally whispered, looking positively terrified of your reaction. “But I didn’t intend on hitting you, I promise! It was for that git Malfoy! Remember when he tripped me in front of all of those sixth years last month? I’d been working on a way to get him back ever since! You’ve got to believe me, Y/N!”

But you’d stopped listening after the initial reveal. Your blood ran cold and it was hard to focus on anything in particular before suddenly all of your senses came rushing back in, and you were furious.

And even though James and Remus had been gauging your response, neither could have been quick enough to match the speed at which you pulled off both of your slippers and hurled them at the older boy’s face.

Successfully managing to clock him so hard, he reflexively reached up to clutch his sore, but still intact nose.

After that day, you had deemed Sirius public enemy number one, he managed to outrank even the silver-spoon fed Slytherins and that antagonizing blight, Peeves.

While there were tonics for quickening hair growth, you cursed Sirius Orion Black, every time you had to awkwardly apply a plethora of random oils to your scalp and walk around campus bald for an entire semester.

When he looked your way, you glared back mercilessly. If he dared to even address you, your responses were far from being deemed PG-13.

He’d spent the first six months wearily but consistently trying to apologize, however the damage had already been done, and it’d destroyed any semblance of friendship he’d crafted with you beforehand.

So after a while, he gave up. If you were going to hate him regardless of his actions, he figured he might as well stand up for himself during the bickering matches that transpired whenever the two of you were less than six feet apart.

Over the years, you’d remained bestfriends with Remus and James, though they could never hang out with the both of you at the same time.

For example, if you were eating breakfast with the two boys in The Great Hall and Sirius arrived late after sleeping in, you’d promptly roll your eyes and slide away to talk with Lily.

——

“That most definitely is not healthy, James.” You grimaced, tilting your head back laughing. The book in your lap, long since abandoned from the moment your bestfriends entered the common room.

“Muggle five second rule, Y/N! You were the one who told me about it to begin with!” He grinned from his spot sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of you.

You couldn’t help bursting into a fit of giggles, desperately trying to respond. “Rem- Remus! Please! Inform him that it doesn't apply to dropping a sandwich down an entire flight of stairs!”

“Believe me I tried, but he seemed pretty determined to eat it, hair and all after catching up to it.” Remus replied softly, a fond smile playing on his lips as you began making gagging noises of disgust.

“No! James Fleamont Potter, tell me you didn’t actually eat hair!” You laughed, extending your socked foot to shove him.

“I will suffice by just saying that, there may or may not have been a stray hair or two on it when I picked it up- Oh! Sirius, how was detention?” James trailed off to greet a certain boy and your demeanor immediately soured.

Your textbook on alchemical runes suddenly seemed like the most interesting thing in the world.

“It was worth it. Mcgonagall must be getting tired of me because she had me choose a book and read for three hours. Don’t let me interrupt the fun though. Looks like you’ve finally coaxed the Ice Queen to defrost for a bit. Shame I wasn’t here to see it.” He remarks, and you didn’t need to be looking at him to know he was wearing that infuriating smirk.

“Don’t worry, Black. I’ll never be able to truly relax knowing you’re still out running amuck. Next time you get written up, I’ll be sure to beg Mcgonagall to keep you chained outside with the rest of the wild animals.” An acute look of disgust etches across your face as you close your book, promptly shoving it into your bag.

“If you’re so desperate to see me in a collar, the person you need to be begging is right in front of you, doll.”

You could not have rolled your eyes harder at his remark. In a huff, you tug the strap of your bag around your frame and stand indignantly.

“You’re actually right for once. James? Keep your mutt on a tighter leash, before I’m forced to be the one that puts him down.” You sneer, flipping your hair over one shoulder and striding up to the girls dormitory before he can get in another word.

Remus sighed, unhappily leaning back against the couch he was currently sprawled across. “You just can’t help yourself, can you?”

Sirius watched as your figure disappeared up the stairs before turning to the boy, a dumb smile playing on his lips.

“She doesn’t hate me nearly as much as she tries to make you believe.” Was all he offered giddily before skillfully changing the subject.

———

Much like the infamous playboy Sirius Black, you were known for how frequently you broke the hearts of anyone you hooked up with. They found that sex with you was a spiritual experience, but were usually crushed when you made it clear you weren’t interested in recurring partners.

When Gryffindor’s Quidditch team won a mid-season match against Ravenclaw, James was relentless in persuading you to come to the after party. And though you weren’t originally keen on the idea, you figured it’d be an ample opportunity to relieve some stress.

The night had gone well. You’d garnered a nice buzz from the punch James made in his dorm and had your eyes fixed on Theodore Nott who’d been snuck in by Marlene.

Sirius, who was working his way onto his third cup of punch, watched you make eyes with the Slytherin boy from across the room.

He sat silently seething as you adjusted in your spot on the couch, crossing your legs while holding that snake’s gaze. In the end, all it took was the simple curl of your index finger for Theodore to hand his drink to an unimpressed Marlene and approach you.

Sirius watched as the two of you exchanged a handful of words before you sultrily dragged the boy away by his collar.

It took a minute for him to register that the styrofoam cup in his grasp was crushed.

After grabbing a napkin, he irritatedly ran a hand through his hair and his breath was ragged.

Why did he care that you were probably seconds from fucking a random guy? He definitely wasn’t one to judge, he’d been with plenty of people over the years.

However, no matter how many times he rolled the idea around in his head, he was getting angrier by the minute.

Remus approached him to spark up a conversation, but he was already slipping past him, towards the direction he watched you disappear to earlier.

He found you in the hallway, lip-locked with Theodore who had a grip on one of your exposed thighs. Meanwhile your hands were tangled in his hair.

Sirius’ body switched into autopilot, moving at such a speed that his brain couldn’t even keep pace.

He had harshly pulled the boy off of you, slung you onto his shoulder and made his way to his dorm. Partygoers standing confused as you beat his back, yelling at him to let you go. Once he’s on the stairs away from prying eyes, he delivers a sharp slap to the exposed skin on your thigh.

“Stop screaming bloody murder, Y/L/N.” is all he says and you bite your lip at the sting.

By the time he locked his door and tossed you onto his bed you’re looking at him like he’s insane. Scurrying to get off the mattress but he quickly grabs you ankle, pulling you back to where he dropped you.

“What the fuck has gotten into you!?” You hiss, watching him run a hand through his locks.

“I’m tired of waiting for you to stop being a brat and realize you like me. Tired of watching you hop on random dicks that aren’t mine. You want to get laid tonight? Fine, fuck me then.” He growls and you’re instantly overwhelmed.

“Did a screw come loose in your head? I don’t know what the hell you’re on but I’m not fucking you all people!” You respond by grasping a pillow from his bed and chucking it at his head. He easily catches it with a roll of his eyes.

“I’ve loved you since our first year, Y/N. And I’ve observed you long enough to know if you genuinely hated me or not.” He confesses and you freeze. His eyes were crystal clear and you’re at a loss of words so he continues.

He gently grasps one of your hands, bringing it up over his heart. You can very faintly feel his heart racing and your brows furrow. He was actually being genuine.

“You want fuck me so bad you’ve officially gone stupid?” You ask but he sees the tiniest smirk on your lips. And for whatever reason, you actually let him move in to kiss you.

He jumps a bit when you bite his bottom lip and you giggle before he’s pressing you back onto the bed.

It’s a fight for dominance, neither of you wanting to be the one that relents.

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o lord dont get me started on the dialogue.. and how much they changed the villager personalities?? why are crankies old men??? why are peppys pop star wannabes??? why do jocks never shut up about being a jock?? why are lazy villagers so GROSS??? they never used to be like this??? 🥲🥲

literally, the villagers redeem themselves w the way they interact with things yES.. when they like.. look around at everything as they walk, and stop and turn to face the thing, and they make the ‘😯’ expression.. ITS FREAKING PERFECT. its so god damn cute.. especially when they run to the thing they wanna interact with!!!!

and SINGING oh GOD !!! i will never get over them singing!! no matter how many times my villagers sing, i will always 100000% cry over it,, its so adorable, and probably my favourite thing about the game shdhd

anyway.. good morning kennedy, im sorry for like.. ^^ all of that lol, suddenly rly needed to rant :’)

ur so correct every single thing you said is tea-im very thankful that my fav personality type has always been snooty bc imo its the most tolerable this time, they seem the most well rounded... but LAZYS hurt me so MUCH my poor babies beau and sherb wont shut up about bugs, like nooooo sherb u have the cute set furniture items theres no bugs in ur house i dont get it, and i only have a jock bc im a player who likes to have 1 of each type but theyre so irritating with their 3 lines of dialogue, thankfully merry is my peppy and she doesnt talk too much abt being a popstar so my annoyance with peppys has died down since my first 2 peppys i had on my island and i dont mind the crankys being old men as much since i kinda always got that vibe from most of them anyways

ive always seen the weird shift as them trying to group the types into age categories to sell the game better to kids and much older people, the harvest moon remake for friends of mineral town did a similar thing where they made all their datable npcs to rep different age groups so everyone who played it wouldnt be shackled into dating a 20 smth year old and like 1 30 smth like u do in most romancable games, but in the process they made a really beloved character super annoying and babyish, and that feels very similar to what happened here- like lazys are kids, peppys are tweens, jocks are teens, uchi are early to mid 20s, smug feels late 20s early 30s, snooty i cant really place but they are mature for sure def a bit older, cranky is like old dad/grandpa ofc, and normal types might be the least age defined but theyre clearly meant to be motherly. whereas in past games they were all ageless minus dobie who is drawn to specifically look old

but yeah my fav part is ive noticed that each villager has their own food they deault to or a spot they default sit at and its so heartwarming it feels like they have a schedule and routine. it makes my heart so full to see my baby diana reading with her glasses by the waterfalls or to see zell eating a doughnut beside the river infront of his house im so🥰🥰🥰 thinking about it and YES the singing theres certain ones who sing more and so when the ones who are more shy and dont sing usually do sing i like cry and ill clap for them and they get shy and i just ahhhhhh <333

anyways im replying to this a day late bc ive taken so long to get this rant out lmaoo, thank u for yelling in my askbox abt this i always welcome passionate rants- im a triple virgo please lets have heated discussions about seemingly unimportant things its my fav thing to do esp if its smth like animal crossing that ive spent a long time stanning

#anonymous

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