thinking about when I was getting surgery and my anesthesiologist told me I had the most beautiful eyes before i passed out
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my sister midway through watching pjo texted me and—
💀💀💀
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we’re having a math exam in may and my mf teacher just said to the class “u need to solve the test part in 45 minutes” and then looked at me and added “exept u saveliy (thats me) ur slow” WHAT THE FUCK
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“Watch your words, you know I’m the boss here.”
Scrub nurse to surgeon.
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How did she-
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My friend just told me that Wolfwood (specifically from Trigun: Stampede) looks like the Once-ler, and I can never recover from that.
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“Unless them bitches is paying your bills, you pay them bitches no mind.”
- RuPaul.
This just came up in my Facebook memories from seven years ago. It’s probably one of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever heard 😊 it’s certainly a very liberating mindset to adopt! ♥️
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Me: so Latvia couldn’t have a picture of a cat but Konstrakta can wear a shirt that says “fuck it”?
My best friend: Konstrakta can do whatever she wants
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Ham and I were talking about surviving in the woods and I said I could make a shelter for her, she said “you’re the kind of man who would find a throw pillow in the woods”
1000 dead 278 injured
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Rhea: I’m actually just realising that I’m genuinely funny. lol this is comedy
Me: I'll need your help with the comedy aspect of my fics
Rhea: LMFAO i feel like there’s less comedy because you’re an evil emo bitch and love angst while I’m just very 🥳🥳🥰🥰
@quasarastrum <33
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well it’s clear what she wants
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Called out by @unseeliethot
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soph’s tiktok im dying
???? no bc i love them so much and especially her
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my mother about lauri from the rasmus: ‘he tries to be soooo goth and evil but he’s just a cutiepie!’
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