#she's so soft. she's so littol.

[the-everqueen]

i should be prepping this guest lecture but instead i'm obsessed with the cat.

#calling her ''merricat'' in honor of our favorite ocd protag #i'm trying not to bother her when she goes under my bed or into another room #but once she's in proximity...oh boy #she's so soft. she's so littol. #i emailed the shelter like ''hey btw i absolutely want to adopt her'' #she growls at Outside Noises and she purrs whenever i pet her #she's so nosy she keeps trying to open all the closed doors (water closet; laundry room; AC unit; and guest bedroom respectively) #she likes ribbons but she's leery of the flit toys i bought #she's okay with my youtube videos making noise and me making noise but god forbid the neighbors be audible #she ''mreep''s at me and purrs at me and sometimes very gently bites my knuckle #she's shown me her belly a few times today including once while i was petting her on the couch #i love her so much i already have like five dozen pics of her on my phone just from today #three of her legs have these ink splotches on them #she's so fucking cute #merricat tag

[kakusu-shipping]

Monty x reader would be cuteee~

But also i wanna see your littol guy with the animatronics!!!i like seein your widdol guy

I've had a concept that can do both at once for a while now so I might as well use that.

Lost and Found

Monty X GN Security Guard Reader

In which you ignore protocol on a whim

Patrols in the Pizzaplex were always very dull for a night shift employee, especially sense the head security guard, Vanessa, gave you explicit instructions not to talk to the animatronics.

There was never a break in at the Pizzaplex, anyone locked in after closing are always found basically right away, and every square inch of the main floors are patrolled by Staff bots who are basically walking motion sensors.

Recently you hadn't even bothered to patrol the floor anymore, and instead find yourself crashing in the Security Tunnels until your shift ended. Tonight included.

You made your way to Monty Golf through the underground maze, as you'd found the muffled golfing music relaxing, when a distant sound caught your ear. Something you were sure the dayshifters were much more use to than you were.

Crying.

A child crying.

You checked the time; almost 2am. If they'd been left here when the doors had shut at 10 surly someone would have already found them by now and reported them to Vanessa, right?

You picked up the pace a little, turning off course and following the sound. Around a few more corners, you found the source.

Montgomery Gater stood over a very small child in a very big sweater, who was currently sobbing his little eyes out.

The animatronic looked rather freaked out, glancing over his shoulders, motioning with his hands for the child to calm down, repeatedly softly shushing them to the best of his ability. You'd heard he was stiff around the kids sense his upgrades to join the band, but this was pitiful.

"Monty? What's going on?" You asked as you approached, tucking your flashlight back into it's holster on your hip.

Monty whipped around to face you, knocking into the child with his large tail as he did so, "Nothin'!" He got defensive immediately, a soft growl to his voice, which just made the loud screaming of the now collapsed toddler next to him even worse.

You walked passed him and helped the kid up. He was small, with round cheeks and big sopping wet eyes. His hair was white and messily cut, which was hard to tell with how wild and curled it was. He wore a child's 2XL daycare sweater you'd seen in the gift shop a few times, with the sun Daycare attendant's cartooned face on it, and one sock.

"Are you okay, baby?" You asked softly, patting his very unkempt hair, "Did the big bad gator scare you?"

"Hey, I ain't bad!" Monty squatted next to you, "He was cryin' BEFORE I found him, just so you know."

You looked at Monty, "Did you contact Vanessa?"

"I tried." The gator huffed, "Somethin's jammin my signal." Monty did a motion that mimicked someone picking their ear with their pinkie, but he both didn't have an ear nor anything worth picking out of it.

"Probably just the way it is down here," You suggested, standing up with the child in your arms, "Let's get back up on ground level and figure it out from there."

Monty nodded and stood up as well, following you as you made your way to the stairs to Monty Golf.

Once above ground, Monty tried again to contact the head security guard, but still nothing.

Technically at this point, you were supposed to take any lost children to items to lost and found and leave them there. It basically functioned as Vanessa's office, and she would eventually show up and handle the situation, but just leaving a kid in an office all alone for who knows how long didn't sit right.

You glanced at the kid, who was doing a lot better now that he was out of the dark tunnels, staring in awe at the fairy lights of Monty Golf.

"Lemme try my walkie." You said, and then passed the toddler off to Monty, who very clumsily took him, "hold this."

"Wha- Hey!" Monty barked at you as you stepped away, you could hear the child laugh at Monty's frustrations, so at least he wasn't scared of the gator.

Just like Monty though, all you were getting was static. The stupid walkies were always junkie anyway. Fazbear was always looking for costs to cut after all.

Now what..?

"Hey," Monty suddenly was right behind you, "No luck?"

"Nothing," You answered Monty, putting your walkie back and turning fully to face him, "Guess we should head for lost and found." You reached for the kid, only for Monty to take a step back from you.

You blinked, "What?"

"What?" Monty echoed you, now two steps away.

"You... Don't want to take the kid to lost and found?"

"I didn't say that." Three steps.

You motioned to the distance between the two of you with an annoyed look.

Monty shifted his weight, still clumsily holding the kid an arm's length away from himself, "..I think it's a bad idea." He finally admitted.

"Why?"

He glanced away, the toddler looked between the two of you, very confused. You felt the same way, but decided to give it up and sighed.

"Alright, but we have to do something with him." You watched at Monty turned to you, shocked you'd agree to go against protocol like this. You were too, to be honest. But, you figured he had a good reason. "Any ideas?"

Monty looked at the kid in his hands, who stared back at him with big, blank eyes. "..The daycare?" He suggested.

You thought on it for a moment, "...It is a place built to hold kids, I suppose..." You walked over to him, finally taking the child from his clumsy grasp, "What do you say? Wanna go meet Sun and Moon?"

The kid's face lit up as he gripped onto your shirt, he nodded rapidly and smiled a wide, jagged toothed grin at you.

You nodded, and headed back down into the maintenance tunnels with Monty close on you heels.

It didn't take long to get to Daycare from Monty Gold through the tunnels, so long as you know where you're going. Which you admittedly did not. But Monty did, and was more than smug about getting to lead you around.

In the daycare the child you'd found quickly lept from your arms and ran to the pickup doors, pulling them open and running inside, calling loudly for "Mr. Sun". When the door slammed closed, you were unable to get them to open again, which was worrying for several reasons, and probably should have been more of a concern, but you let it go when Monty's hand slammed against your shoulder blades with a chuckle.

"Good work, Boss." Monty smiled down at you, "I really didn't expect you to help me get away with that. Thanks."

You rolled your arm, which stung, and looked back at Monty confused, "Get away with... What?"

Monty smiled a toothy grin, "Don't worry 'bout it. Just know ya did good."

You probably would have pressed more if your watch hadn't started going off, signaling the end of your shift already.

"4am already, huh? I'd offer to walk ya to the door but y'ain't supposed to talk to us animatronics anymore, are ya?" Monty turned and made his way back to the maintenance tunnels entrance, "See ya tomorrow night, Boss. Don't tell ol' Vanny 'bout this." He waved over his shoulder.

You gave one more glance to the Daycare door. Inside you could hear the Daycare attendant. His usual anxious voice, muffled and distant, twinged with relief.

You decided you'd done the right thing, even if you didn't really know what you'd done, and made for the main entrance to daycare.

Maybe Monty could explain exactly what you'd done right tomorrow.

#Emile's Writing #Hhhhh it's bad it's bad it's nothing and it's bad don't ask me to include my S/Is again I'm so clunky with them with Reader inserts involve #I'm clunky with them in general fkdgjkdfgkjdf #This one could have a sequel if you're interested but it'll take me a hot minute #Cause I really gotta stew on how I want to write Monty more #Monty X Reader #FNaF Monty #Montgomery Gator #Self Insert fanfiction #Little guy me... Don't worry about it

[alloutofgoddesses]

Percy Jackson TV Thoughts

(I’m a book reader so I know things and will reference them in this)

EPISODE ONE

THE WORD FOR WORD OPENING FROM THE BOOKS!!!!! GOD I love it

(all of us the moment we see a black Pegasus) BLACKJACK!! He’s looking after Percy even as he’s a baby 🥺

The actor for young(er) Percy does such a good job at being Percy

Who let an armoured Rhino loose in the city?

THE MYTHOMAGIC CARDS

Every time I look at Mr. Brunner’s wheelchair I just think about how eventually he’s going to be #pranked by the campers changing his fake legs out for Rocky Horror inspired legs

SALLY JACKSON MOTHER OF THE YEAR 17 YEARS RUNNING

Oh Percy oh my baby someone take his suffering and give it to Octavian

Mrs. Dodds is SO GOOD I desperately wish we had more of her

He doesn’t know that he can actually write with it though

Grover and Percy exchanging the stuff in their sandwiches is such a good little detail to add in there

Walker is an incredible Percy and Aryan is an incredible Grover

I LOVE the way Mrs. Dodds transforms into her Fury self (do we know which one she is? I always forget)

Is that Rick on the other side of the headmaster? Hey dude

Grover selling out Percy is WILD like I know they had a time limit for moving the plot along but I’d be mad at him too dam

Eddie yelling at Gabe was so funny… Gabe eat more fruits you don’t know how much time you have left to do so

People saying Gabe’s awfulness have been reduced aren’t necessarily wrong but… he answers Sally’s phone which suggests some stuff. I do hope they sprinkle in some of his terribleness throughout the season though

D’Angelos you say? 👀

As my mom said, his bags were already packed

what on earth is this little Kronos dude and why is he holding a lantern. I love his voice though

Did. Did they make Percy in a bunk bed? Sally. Please tell me there’s another bed in this cabin

I do appreciate Sally TV version being more forthcoming than Sally book version

My parents Did Not laugh at the Jesus joke which is unfortunate, it’s hilarious

Percy littol baby it IS okay honey

Aryan is doing an AMAZING job of acting like an adult who’s Done This Before… it was always hard for me to remember Grover being older than Percy in the books but Aryan has made it clear from the beginning

SALLY JACKSON BAMF OF ALL TIME

The boundary looks so far away y’all how are you gonna get there

What are we swearing on guys? Certainly not a river

Sally I love you SO MUCH all mothers, current or future should be TAKING NOTES

When is Chiron going to explain Anaklusmos if Percy kept it?

The Minotaur has such soft looking ears I cannot lie to you. I would try to pet them probably

Chiron he IS the one though. Both in the way Annabeth expects him to be and not

Oh my god these end credits??? Amazing they’re incredible! And so chalk full of spoilers

Omg a little teaser at the end!

EPISODE TWO

Annabeth that’s dramatic as HELL I love you bby girl

What is that thing on the nightstand next to Percy? It looks like someone fused a hairdryer to a kettle

PERCYYYYYY

I WISHED that’s how this worked my dude

I have seen this clip on the internet before so I knew it was coming but it’s Very Funny

“But did you?” PERCY

The first and last time Percy will ever be respectful to a god

Mr. D is so goddamn funny, thank you to the casting director, the actor, and the actor’s friend’s child who told him how big of a deal this is (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, the actor went on a talk show for press)

I’ve never experienced a New York summer but how is Chiron wearing THREE layers

They’re ancient and they’re COWORKERS it’s amazing

Helpful little ‘gods make demigods do stuff they can’t’ sprinkle there good foreshadowing

These cabins are beautiful

THE HEARTH IN THE MIDDLE HI HESTIA

Not Percy thinking he’s immediately going to get bullied 🥺

YES love that we get to see a dryad and a little of Grover talking to the Cloven Council!

TRANSITIONS

They would get really squishy you’re right Grover

I can’t wait to see Mr. D do some god shit

Ope Kronos is back hey dude. Is he wearing a cloak?

Me, turning to my cat, named Hermes: You’re a FATHER?!?!

Seriously though what is Clarisse’s deal? Why bully the new kid? I have to assume it comes not only from her dad being Ares but other stuff

WHEELCHAIR!!! Disabled rep is AMAZING

Hey I’m pretty sure I won that lighter

I love that Chris is like “Yeah technically but she’s the goddess of failure” like that’s helpful but not helpful

Percy trying to talk to his mom is adorable!!! I wonder if it actually got to his mom or if someone else heard it, like Hades or Poseidon

He’s made some friends!! Oh Percy you don’t even KNOW how many friends you’re gonna make

Perseus I love you

Okay but who’s fixing the stall

Glad Annabeth got to stay dry this time

SPEAKING OF ANNABETH GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH!! She was one of my IDOLS as a kid and now I get to experience her being a kid and watch Leah crush it

Luke you stay away from her you don’t get to call her your little sister

The forbidden kids? Different from The Big Three but I don’t hate it

Oops well I’ve been pronouncing Thalia wrong more times that I have pronounced it right

The actor for Luke, Charlie, is showing just enough subtle dislike for the gods and his life at camp that it’s only obvious if you’re looking for it. I can’t wait for people to be able to go back and see the hints being laid out

How many generations of campers did it take for the rope bridge to get full of ribbons, and do they serve any purpose

I can’t wait for the armour adjusting moment to be paralleled. Even more so, I can’t wait for the gif sets that will come out of it

I also floss if I am made to stand still. It’s a great stim, I can’t blame Percy

AND HE GETS TO PET A LITTLE CREATURE?!?! Honestly he’s living his best life

The only rule you paid attention to maybe

FIGHT CHOREO MY BELOVED

Sorry Clarisse but maybe you shouldn’t go after the new guy with unknown skill levels

ANNABETH THAT WAS SUCH A HARD SHOVE

Omg the lake, the infamous lake, the very important lake

Honestly I’m sad that 1) no hellhound 2) we don’t get to see Chiron pronounce him the Son of Poseidon? I’d like to know why they made that choice

Love that Chiron went “Congrats on the dad reveal you have to go solve his problems now”

HE IS SALLY JACKSON’S SON FUCK POSEIDON

Grover Underwood you will always be famous

Give me more immediately!! Next week I’ll be at my grandparents house with EIGHT other people, including a five year old. I’m hoping his mom will give me permission to indoctrinate him into the fandom. If not I’ll just make everyone still awake watch it after the kid goes to bed

NEXT WEEK TEASER!!! Very exciting

#pjo disney+ #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians

[rat-that-writes]

If you'd like to, hcs for the Mark egos with a s/o that collects plushies?? :0

a/n: this is the cutest idea omg thank you <333 i hope you like it!

tw: one swear word, damien is scared, actor is absolutely insane

🖤Dark🖤

this man has genuinely never considered the existence of a plushie

what is the need for it? why is it so soft? why is it so small? why does the little nose make him feel so…. n i c e ?????????

if you have like a HUGE mountain of a collection, he might be a little overwhelmed at first

he’s not into the idea of hundreds of small creatures watching the two of you sleep

one morning you wake up and hes turned them all around so they’re facing away from your bed

you just gotta get him to actually hold one for him to see that they’re not threats theyre just littol guys

he will absolutely buy you plushies all the time

the man wants to spoil you

💙Damien💙

honestly kinda scared of them

maybe that’s why Dark’s weary of them too

but poor Dames is genuinely quite afraid

especially if you have a big pile of them in a corner or something

he can tolerate them scattered around the bed

but a huge mass of them somewhere in the room makes him really anxious

sorry lol

❤️Actor❤️

being the dramatic bitch that he is, he would probably get jealous of them if you liked cuddling them

you would find him cussing at them in the middle of the night

he would have his arms and legs crossed sitting on the bed going “stupid little teddy bear… think you’re better than me? huh? yeah i thought not…”

he looks a little flustered when he sees that you’ve caught him arguing with a stuffed animal

“just come back to sleep, Mark”

“yeah… okay… sorry…”

he cuddles you extra tight that night

while still glaring at your poor little plushie

💛Illinois💛

would absolutely fuel this interest of yours

he carries around a lil horse teddy hes had for years

it’s his good luck charm

he tells you shes called Clover and she sits on his nightstand when he’s not adventuring

whenever you visit some place new, if theres a gift shop hes gonna buy you every plushie in there

he absolutely loves cuddling with you and a million plushies in bed, it’s so cozy

he would call you his teddy bear

he uses that when he wants cuddles and you’re busy

“teddy bearrrr… come back here, it’s coldddd”

🤍Yancy🤍

yancy didn’t really have many toys as a kid, and none in prison

so when he sees your pile of fluffy cuteness he just gets so dang happy

he loves your plushies

he holds them so so gently as if he could break them

ngl he might steal some to help him sleep better

he wants to have them all over the bed when you two sleep

he likes feeling things around him, having had not much to hold on to in his cell

also you bet that every night hes gonna go to bed holding a plushie and wake up cuddling you instead

whether that’s his fault or yours, he doesn’t care

he just likes to cuddle :3

🚀Engineer Mark🚀

this man has a secret collection of dog plushies hidden under his bed

when you tell him you collect plushies too he gets sososososo excited he wants to show you his so bad

he gathers them all and plops them down on his bed so you can take a look at them

all the while he is nervous and smiling so big because he finally gets to share this with you

he tells you all of their names (yes, all 58 of them are named and have backstories)

then you show him your collection and he is just AMAZED

he wants their names, backstories, relatives backstories, genetic history, driver’s license, medical history, criminal record,

he is just so excited and wants you to know how interested he is in your hobby

because he knows what it’s like for someone to judge you for it and make fun of you

that’s why his is a secret

but now he has someone to share it with!

#ngl engineer mark’s plushies having backstories gave me another hc idea …. #markiplier egos x reader #markiplier egos/reader #markiplier egos x yn #darkiplier x reader #darkiplier/reader #darkiplier/yn #mayor damien x reader #damien x reader #mayor damien/reader #damien/reader #actor x reader #actor/reader #actor mark x reader #actor mark/reader #illinois x reader #illinois/reader #illinois jones/reader #illinois jones x reader #yancy x reader #yancy/reader #engineer mark x reader #engineer mark/reader

[stargazer0001]

(art from above is by @/sleepinginmute.)

Hello everyone! I’m Stargazer0001! But you can just call me Star :3

my pronouns are she/they/he/it/astro in no particular order. I like em all so use them interchangeably

I'm your local lil space critter, who has declared themself the CEO of the rainworld ship Stargazer (spearmaster x rivulet x nightcat)

I'm a silly littol spacegender fellar :3 How can I be lesbian and spacegender at the same time you ask? Fuck you thats how!/j Im also asexual so no NSFW please! This blog is meant to be at least a bit more kid friendly, even if there are more mature topics

I am also a furry so if you do not like them then please leave here

I am also questioning if I am a therian and fictionkin. I have done research on both and I am now taking them into consideration. Im not gonna label myself yet because I still might not be, but if anyone has helpful info on them then please do share :)

I have a secret draw box! if you wanna draw for me anonymously, you can go here to do it! I check every couple days.

Ask box: Open

Ship requests: closed. Uhhh i frogor to update this for a while so uh yeagh.

Ask me stuff: Always open unless the ask box is closed

Tell me silly things: Yes I want to talk to people!! Please give me silly asks i need them....

art requests: not open sorry :( artblock is blocking my art so

I wanna make my blog more organized now so I am going to start tagging stuff

#my art Art that is made by me

#Art request anytime my art requests are open I will tag it with this

#ask An ask that I have answered, this also applies to anon asks

#Star.TXT document this is for anytime I am just talking

#vent this if for anytime I just need to talk and vent about stuff

#lil starz art this is for my really old art, such as the ones near the beginning of my Tumblr journey

#Silly chat this is me and my mutuals little chats! Like if they send a lighthearted friend ask I will tag it with silly chat

IF YOU DONT WANNA SEE A CERTAIN TAG THEN FILTER IT

I rarely block people but I still will on occasion. Please don't take any hard feelings if I do block you.

Basic DNI such as NSFW blogs, homophobes, transphobes, fatphobes, racists, antifurries and antitherians, and zionists

Cool moots who you should go check out if you like my blog:

@critter2: My IRL bestie that ive been with for a long time. We've been together through the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. The bestie ever :3

@cookieeevee: An amazing friend! The first person to ever really DM me on here and I'd like to say that we've grown to be good friends. We have amazing little chats and she's an amazing person! Their art is also so soft and squishable! Go check em out

@sleepinginmute: one of my first moots! Such an amazing and silly creature. Its art is amazing, and even though im unsure if it considers me a friend, I know that I do. I really do wish the best for it and I hope that it can be truly happy someday

@cumulusbrume: we dont interact very often anymore, but I still find him a great moot to this day

@athofear: I fun lil fello!! Always a fun time interacting with em. Their art is also superrr shaped and silly!! Always a treat to see them on my dash

@meowyncherry: we dont interact much but he gave me the kinitopet brainrot and their art is also super blorbo so :3

@suburbandrifts: once again, we dont interact very often but they seem very cool and silly/pos and their art is incredibly good! mm the colors are coloring/pos @weeeeblr:!!! The art ever actually!!! Idk how we're mutuals cause hes super cool actually. Great art, and his designs for basically everything is peak/srs

@bananacat76: the bestie does indeed make art!!! And said art is amazing!! Such a cool person and fren :3 their style is also incredibly interesting I need to study it under a microscope/aff

@keeper-of-magic:!!! Cool person alert!!! Their art is amazing and their worldbuiding skills are super awesome!!! I also gotta try and play DND with them sometime.... I have no idea how to but it seems fun, just like them!

@badgerfrost: the silly ever!!! Its art is very well colored and its basically eye candy at this point, and ever time we interact I KNOW its gonna be a goood time

@draagu: ohhhh the silly!!! We dont interact much but shes a super cool moot and idk how we're mutuals like. ??? awesome person with awesome art FOLLOWED ME????? Awesome

@dazzoot: we have interacted a total of like 1 time but cool mutual deserves an honorary tag

GO CHECK ALL OF THESE SILLY PPL OUT!!! THEY'RE AWESOME :333 (if I forgor anyone i am so sorry. Also if you want me to untag you just ask. I dont wanna make anyone uncomfy)

Talking to people spooks me

I have anxiety so please be patient with me, I usually overthink what I am going to say and then end up saying something either really stupid, kinda weird, or I just don't respond.

I am mentally a 5 year old so please inform me if I did something wrong, I usually wont notice or I will think its not an issue. Please be patient with me.

if you sat through all of that, congrats! You get rw gifs now :)

#Intro #rainworld #rainworld downpour #rw shipping #hiii #tag navigation -> #my art #Art request #ask #Star.TXT document #vent #lil starz art

[zhongrin]

...... Yoirjewwbwb I'm not normal about the headcanons you gave me wjowdhbaan >/////<

Pls Baizhu enjoying being the littol spoon is so cute to me I'm.. 🥹💕💕 he will be the little spoon more regularly then!!❤️❤️

Changsheng..... <33 I like her a lot!!❤️❤️ She's so slay 🤭🤭💕💕

.... Rin I'm. My thoughts to the last headcanon I'm. Ebjwkebwhwjwka 😳😳💕

AHem. The headcanon battle is on.

My personal ALHAITHAM x MEIRIN headcanons (since they're so slay //pos):

Alhaitham tried at least ONCE to write a fanfiction about you two. He even finished it, it was a fanfiction about how you two spent a day together and ended it with a lovely date and an rather eventful night.. ❤️‍🔥💕 but he either hid it somewhere or he even teared it up because he made ONE spelling mistake. He is very perfectionistic

You show him the fanfictions you write so he checks them for grammar and / or spelling mistakes. If he clicks his tongue, you immediately know by now that he found a mistake.

Alhaitham isn't that big fan of tea, rather coffee - but he drinks it just for you ❤️

~ 💐

i'm glad you enjoyed hehe ᰔᩚ

HELP AL HAITHAM WRITING FANFICS HAUFHAJDJAKSH .......... hey babe wanna make that fanfic into reality- /smacked pls.... now i wanna read it.... what kind of fanfiction would this man write.... what if it's full of idioms and big words. or structured more like a thesis. this man would flop on tumblr lmao

.... it's canon now: whenever i write imma just seat myself at his lap and he'll be my thesaurus slash grammar checker, free of charge (well, technically he charges one kiss per correction/accepted suggestion... but that's so cheap it's practically fr- wait, what do you mean every twenty kisses he gets a special rewa- /bonked)

.... yall if that isn't true love idk what is /silly

i feel like teatime with al haitham will remind him of our grandmas (because we met and would have our playdates while they're having their teatime) and puts him in some sort of nostalgic mood.... ohhh now i feel soft 😔

#minors dni #rin answers #💐 anon #rin is having tea with: anon 💟 #rin selfships #meitham #i did not expect this to become a headcanon battle but i'm not complaining hauhsdhfhsjdhjf

[iknowicanbutwhy]

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Relationship: Arle Nadja & Schezo Wegey

Characters: Arle Nadja, Schezo Wegey

Additional Tags: Body Horror, Necromancy, all that comes with that, Death, Arle's Dad, Arle is 4, Toddler Arle, Fluff and Angst, Dad Schezo Wegey, Schezo does threaten a child, Innuendo, of course, Violence, Gore, Soft Schezo Wegey, Schezo is good with kids when he's not being bad with kids, I'm making assumptions about Arle's parents and my assumptions aren't nice but im keeping them vague, Found Family

Summary:

Four year olds don't belong in dungeons. Four year olds also don't belong anywhere near Schezo, the Dark Mage. Not for any particularly concerning reason anywhere based in reality, but it's the principle of it. The principle being that if little Arle had any magic worth noting at all, she would be in more danger with him than scuttling around the dungeon all on her own. Alas. Four year olds without their parents apparently deem it appropriate to do whatever they want to do. For Arle, it seems that means stepping on the ends of his cape. (In which Arle stumbles across Schezo when she is littol tiny creachur and Schezo doesn't try to kill her so she's like wow! Her four year old brain is getting so much serotonin from all the attention she's getting.)

#does a little dance in the direction of some random dungeon so arle will follow me there #fanfiction #madou monogatari #arle nadja #schezo wegey #single dad schezo wegey #just gonna go ahead and make that a tag #is this recommended as his occupation of choice? no not really. no there isn't a choice #kitscribbles #archive of our own #ao3 #IM SO SORRY MONKEY SIM AND WCYSTID PEOPLE IM SO SORRY

[hotchs-big-hands]

she's so big waaaaah

MY FAVOURITE LITTOL FLUFFY GAL HER TAIL IS SO SOFT

#queen holly 👑 #lovely hanu 🐰

[forwantofacalling]

hsr yanqing for 3, 7, and 14? and perhaps our girl katniss for 20 and 24? :3

:0 omg hi garnet

3) Least favorite canon thing about this character?

I'm going to be honest with you i rarely remember anything canon about a character if i dislike it unless its TRULY abhorrent. but if we're going with LEAST favorite canon thing...probably that we don't get to see him enough :( where is my jing yuan yanqing post-ghosthunter event closure.

7) What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

draw him small and excitable like a puppy. he's truly just a littol guy. im also a HUGE sucker for whenever someone draws him standing/sitting/flying on his swords i just think its so cool and fun. ALSO i think ALL THE TIME about that one comic in which he keeps calling jy General even when they're alone and at home. and the follow-up one in which jy keeps calling him ANY other title except for his son. theyre so cute.

14) Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

oh god are you TRYING to get me killed on tumblr dot com. i mean i think he looks great in wuxia/xianxia style clothes 🥺 i also think it'd be fun to put him in techwear for an au or something. but other than that i have no notes LOL

20) Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

oh i swear i dont remember enough of the hunger games to answer this. wish i could give you a clever answer of "side character #41 and heres why" but personally im very soft for cinna and katniss's friendship,,, i think a lot about the fact that he requested his mockingjay sketchbook only be given to katniss if she decides to take up the mantle herself because he knew seeing his work would compel her to make the decision even if she didn't truly want to...wish we got to see more of them.

24) What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

god i suddenly have never been in any fandom ever in my entire life. uhhhh. god i think i have to say margaret nearl arknights for refusing to win the Major and instead carrying her competition down the path to the champions hall together. she doesn't do a lot of ground work herself in the trenches but she uses her status as a symbol to lead the charge for other resistance groups in kazimierz. because she's a nearl. all eyes are on her when she steps onto the screen and she knows it. the difference between her and katniss though would be that she wields her identity as the Radiant Knight very intentionally and without outside influence. hm. lots to think about.

anyway thanks for the questions :)) this was fun!

#silver talks

[neet-elite]

just a littol ramble but imagine getting penny drunk for the first time and dub-con'ing her. inviting her over to the farmhouse and offering her some of your wine, being all manipulative, telling her that you saved this bottle just for her, and you put so much effort into making it, won't she at least try a little bit? and then praising her every time she takes a sip. getting more and more handsy over time. teasing her for being a lightweight and then kissing her sweetly to make up for it. until she's so far gone she barely even protests when you shove your hands under her clothes and push her legs apart. making her take your strap and whimpers about how it's too big, you kiss her tear-wet cheeks and comfort her while you push in deeper. she's just so cute, i need to ruin her 💞💞💞

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease i need it i need her so bad...

cute shy lil penny who trusts you more than anyone in the world. you've put in more effort than most into befriending her, in part because she's so innocent and cute, and so despite her apprehensions she'd readily follow along with your manipulation attempts because you're her friend, right? she's so easy like that, isn't she just so cute?

i bet she'd have such red rosy cheeks when drunk. definitely gets a lot more touchy and affectionate after a drink, spilling all of her tightly held secrets to you through loose lips and pretty smiles. ughhh i just wanna touch her a little, promise... squeezing at her soft thighs and leaning closer against her, rubbing my nose against her neck and kissing her cheek all better when she gets shy about the moan she lets slip.

lifting your hand up higher on her thigh despite how she shakes. she's probably just excited, right? doesn't look like anyone has touched her the way she deserves. praising her for everything and anything. you're so cute, did you know that? you're handling your drink so well (even though she clearly isnt!!), look so cute in that outfit, keep talking and don't mind my hand.

wanna have her under me with her pretty cunt full of cock. ruffling her hair just to see how well she wears it messy, the once prim and proper girl turned teary eyed and drooly. all the while promising to treat her right, to make her feel so good; even if she's only cumming again due to the previous coercion.

i love you penny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#💌mail #🗣ramble #haha im so normal about her

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

Hi Em ! How are you ? Thank you so much for the new Chapter 🩷 I sent a previous ask during the blog of who shall not be named wreking havoc but ! I think it might have gone off to the wind. Anyways all I wanted to say from that ask was that all of us here, we love you 🩷 please never doubt that !

Also another thing is, I accepted the job ! I'll start right after my university ends, which will probably be in July. But man I'm so nervous !

Now onto the main thing of the day, chapter 11 !!! Omg I think it's so cute how uwu mommy Babey and peepaw/ Daddy Daemon are parents ! The way I can literally imagine Daemon's gentle smile for his babies !!! ( Babey included ) and I have to say Rhaenar is an absolute mood, the world could burn for all he cares and he will be in his littol nap time with mama. Aelys is just a menace, now Daemon will truly face the brunt of his own doing, his daughter is going to be a terror but he's going to love it, i as well ( Especially if she starts calling Otto a cunt after hearing her dad say it so many times )

But oof daddy Daemon ain't getting any was hilarious he can't touch babey soft body especially when he saw babey's chest was like yess but babey handed him his daughter, he probably went like 😏😦😑😒

I'm not going to talk about Viserys because I have no respect for that man, always hurting Kepus and Babey's feelings.

But ! The scene between the dragons was so beautiful, the way they wanted the approval from their dragons, their friends, their souls was so touching. The Beast Bois were so sweet they may not understand who these little gremlins are but their like ok ! Our humans have littol humans ! Hatchlings !

Thank you so much for the chapter Em ! I can't believe we're one chapter away from the end My heart part of the series !

-🧇

OMG, HAIIII 🧇!!! I am so sorry this has taken so long to respond to - I’m very VERY slowly getting there! I’m sorry that Tumblr ate your ask, I hate it when that happens! But thank you so much - I love you very muchly 😭😭😭

Aaaaaaah, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE JOB! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I’m so excited for you! I hope it all goes well. I’ll be rooting for you come July! I’m sure you’ll crush it DED.

Lol, I’m so happy you enjoyed Chapter 11; Daemon being so softie almost gave me cavities, haha! Rhaenar is the chill man, Aelys is the Queen Bitch, lol. I totally reckon she’ll be following him around copying all his feral shit - way to cockblock dad, little nugget! Daemon will be in the doghouse after Babey catches wind.

Don’t worry, Daddy Daemon will get some action next chap! (No, it’s not like, peen in veen or anything - let’s just say Babey has a functional hand and all.) And I’m glad you liked the dragonbois! They don’t really get the point of the wrinkly little potatoes, but they smell like their riders and that’s good enough, I guess.

ONE MORE CHAP! ONE MORE CHAP! I am 5300 words in, and no end in sight anytime soon (lol kill me). Either the rest goes quicker than expected or this chap will be truly massive. Whatever the end point, I’m determined - the next one is the last! Of this instalment, anyway. PLENTY MORE TO GO!

Thank you so much, 🧇! Hope you’re doing well!

#fanfiction comments

[hisuianhellion]

🎤 - An audio transcript from a recording

[??/??/?? - 11:13 PM - 2:07

"Are you quite sure?" Rose's voice is notably amused, but there is an air of her attemptinf to sound serious. "You wanna go on the record with that one? I'm recordin'."

A response is given, and it's the sound of a Luxio. A haughty Luxio. A Luxio with conviction that they were being wrongly accused of something.

"M'kay, m'kay..." Some shifting, and the phone sounds as if it's being lifted from a flat surface before being gently clicked onto wood. "And your testimony?"

That very much sounds like a Shinx instead, smaller, younger, and almost frantic. Mrahs and mrows of varying inflections, a vehement defense of their pride!

"I seeeee... So you both deny it... You both vehemently deny that you are baby... Just the babiest of babies... Littol creechurs who tooootally don't look at me like you usually do just for scritchies and treats."

In unison, the Luxio and Shinx both call out the affirmative. And Rose lets out a soft hum of acknowledgement.

"... The court has come to a decision... Your testimonies habe been taken into account, and the decision?" An air of quiet fills the room...

"... GUILTY OF BABY."

Noticeable shifting is heard, a MRAH! of alarm is heard from the Shinx, and soon after, the sound of purring, one small and one large, immediately follows.

"Tooooold yooooouuuuu~"

The recording stops there as she audibly taps the phone.]

#pokemon roleplay #pokemon rp #rotumblr #pokemon irl #rotomblr #rosy ramblings

[emile-hides]

*pokes head in* Hello do you have any opinions about Zarya or Moira to share possibly

I have BOTH but sense I fear long posts I'll just do Zarya for now...

One aspect about them I love

She's so nice!! I know that sounds really boring but I think about it all the time because like! How easy is it to make Big Russian Lady also big scary big serious. Zarya is super kind, she's even more friendly. I think about her interaction with Alejandra from Searching a lot. It's clear she's a very patient, nurturing person to me. Kind and careful.

One aspect I wish more people understood about them

I feel like out of all the character's, Zarya's the one the fandom has the most universal take on. I don't see a lot of variation in how she's written between fanon content, so I don't have anything to put here.

Headcanons i have about this character

Lesbian queen we love her

A really big fan of cute things, has plushes and cute tea sets. Likes to show them off

She bakes!! Cakes and cookies and brownies she's a real pro

But she can't cook actual food very well.

One character I love seeing them interact with

I'm so incredibly Biased but Lynx!!! Lynx17 her sassy Gay They/Them!!! NBLM WLW Solidarity!!!

It's in part just because I love Lynx17, but also because I love seeing Zarya soften up at an Omnic, they are her friend, human, Omnic, or otherwise. I'd love to see more of them in the future breaking down Zarya's biased, and also bullying her as she deserves. They're a good dynamic; Smarmy Twink and Himbo Lesbian.

One character I wish they would interact with/interact with more

Firm believer in Zarya/Roadhog besties!! They are Big Buffs with a love of Soft Cute Things and Omnic Trauma and I just think!! They should hang out.

It goes hard with my age regressor Roadhog headcanon as well I think she'd make a very good caregiver for him on top of just. Being a very good, healthy relationship for him to have.

Lynx17 fixes her Omnic Bias, she fixes Roadhog's Omnic Bias, Roadhog fixes Junkrat's Omnic Bias, and then Junkrat and Lynx17 make out really hard. Is this too much to ask for?

Headcanons I have that involve them with other characters

Well I just said my biggest one with her being Regressed Mako's main CG. I want to see her carrying him on her hip with one arm like it's no big deal. It's what he deserves.

I think she gets along really well with Cassidy, in a "This is my weird little brother" kind of way? She picks him up like a kitten and pats his back too hard when laughing at his jokes

Brigette looks up to her (has a littol crush on her?) and they work out together!! Zarya also likes to watch Brigette work sometimes

She's oddly soft to Bastion. She refuses to comment on it, but it's because he acts a lot like her baby niece back home

She's the only one (other than Junkrat) to laugh at Winston's puns genuinely, though a handful of them go over her head

Reinhardt likes to challenge her to arm wrestling matches, he's yet to win one, but they've called a draw a handful of times

I think out of everyone she'd get along the worst with Torbjorn. Not for anything he does, just because she can't take him very seriously.

#Overwatch #Headcanons #Thankyou for asking #There's a very unfortunate string of OW character headcanon posts on my blog #From back before I played the game but was active in the fandom #And I ask anyone reading this not to look at them okay? Cool #Focus on the here and now #I'm gonna stop dodging around my Age Regressor Mako headcanons because I LOVE them #And idk. I wanna talk about them??? #People are weird about a Big Guy being an Age Regressor for some reason though #But I love it I love him Baby Mako he's constantly in the mindset of someone half his age and every once in a while he's just a littol guy #I love him. #Zarya's very good I played her for a while in OW1 #I'll probably never pick her up in OW2 tho (not that I think I'll ever play it) #sense I really relied on my second tank as Zarya back in those days #But she IS very cool and very pretty and I like her a lot #I think she'd respect Efi more than Torbjorn this is my take

[a-lonely-dunedain]

ethedis for bingo? (and/or corunir if you didn't get him yet)

she!!!!! my littol elf whom I *really* need to actually write about one of these days huh

once I actually get Tossdir to the point where he's doing the part of the epic line that he actually meets up with her in, I may feel compelled to Make More Content of her, we shall see!

and my OG ranger blorbo!!! my beloved little big guy!!

I've just been thinking of how much great potential Corunir content we've been deprived of y'know? like we rarely saw him interact with any of the other rangers besides Golodir, but I wanted to see how his relationships are with the other rangers!! the devs have robbed us 😔

the Corunir content we do see is Top Tier, but it mostly focuses around him and Golodir and there's just So Much More you can do with him! granted the fact that the devs seem to have forgotten about him means that he's Safe from the Devs, uh, doing what they normally do to rangers, so maybe I shouldn't complain ^^;

anyway! I love him dearly! he's soft and huggable and very sad so strong and cool and loyal and the Holder of the Braincell™ that Ethedis and Tossdir so desperately need in their group <3

#lotro #so many more thoughts about Corunir than I expect to have tonight lol #I was like 'oh brain is soup rn so I won't have much to say' but then I Got Going #and when I Get Going about a Blorbo I do not shut up I'm sorry #ask games #Corunir #lotro oc #Ethedis

[misslookalike]

（>-<）.｡oO READ ME

tw: cnc related kinks, also warning 4 eye strain & flashing images

if u think you know me u don’t, also block me ^___^

Haaaai you can just call me lookalike, not disclosing my actual name on this blog! I’m 18, and this is my side blog 4 nsfw and horny things! I’m not a rp account, and my icon / theme is of a 28 YO. Not a minor. Watch the rebuilds they’re awesome ^___^ Zzz they/it (she) pronouns i am simply a littol thing

I am a lesbian, my content is not 4 men!!!!!!!!

Some things you may see on this blog:

somno

soft cnc

breeding

stuckage(? Is that what it’s called)

bondage

i’ll update if this list gets longer

If you feel uncomfy with these feel feee 2 hit the block button!!!!! /not mad

DNI:

ddlg, ageplay

raceplay

scat

incest

non con (unrelated to cnc)

proship, zoo, cishet men, antisemitic, ship asurei / genrei lmao (still proship)

Ummmmm that’s p much it!! I’m taken so pls don’t flirt or send me pics, but I’m open to making friends!!

#nsft #lesbian nsft

[insertsomthinawesome]

Genshin ask game: 1,2,3,5,17 and/or 34?

SDFSDFASFSDFSDFASFSDFDS ya know what give these lists don't usually get finished I'll answer all of them xD 1. Who did you choose as your traveler? Lumine!!! :D She's my lovely spunky adventure person. She gets to be besties/mom friend to all. 2. Who is your favorite character? Fist fight between Diluc and Zhongli xD I love them both a lot. 3. Your favorite party? Ooooh so currently, the one i default to the most for exploration is Kaeya, Itto, Xiangling, and Jean i'd like some different characters to have in team, but this one is the one i use the most often for efficiency. Mostly cause Jean and Kaeya are my most built and Itto's following close-ish behind them. 5. The character you don’t have but you want soso bad? DILUC. When i started playing I promised myself I'd aim for only a specific few characters to start with, that way i wouldn't go crazy. it was Itto, Zhongli and Diluc. I have Itto and Zhongli now. I jsut need my sad Wine man. 17. Favorite mission? Oooh.... Like commission mission??? Like Daily comission?? HMM. I really liked the one where we learned Jiliana (??? is that her name SDFSDFASFSD) used to be a treasure hoarder and that whole thing. that was a really cool insight into NPC lore. I wasn't expecting it and i enjoy the fleshing they do for the world. :D 34. What do you think of Paimon? Littol flying Tiny bestie. I think she's severely underutilized in game as a character but honestly they still use her pretty well. In the Archipelago event this year she had so much good line delivery in English and in the Chasm Dainslief quest the sort of somber tone she gets about the hilichurls..... so so good. I like that she's here, she provides some really good levity and buddy friend feel to the traveler. :D also whenever she gets to sympathizing about you missing your sibling......... soft... wholesome... imma cry.

#genshin impact #ASK GAME! #isa screams #genshin ask game #thatringboy #zhongli is baby but growing up fast he might replace xiangling soon SDFSDFASFSDFSDFSDF