#smh GRANDPA

[reebmiester]

"Bruce is terrible at communicating to his kids that they are family instead of a job, that he's their father and not their boss, and that he views them as his children, not just his wards-" BITCH where do you think he LEARNED that from

#40 years in and alfred still calls himself the butler #smh GRANDPA #batman #bruce wayne #hashtag thats his dad #alfred pennyworth #smh he could have been bruce pennyworth. he could have had it all #apple doesn't fall far from the emotionally repressed tree #i should sleep #i love alfred dont come at me i just want more bruce angst

[freakyfreakk]

F-finally I have you now you old grandpa.

#guardian tales #fucking finally #what took you so long #sobbing and shitting tears #why they made you into a loli lol #smh grandpa

[moonrisecoeur]

Hi moon! Hope you're doing well!

Just wanted to send in a little question in hopes of getting some brain-dumping from you. But, if you want, can you talk more about Leon being needy and touch-deprived? Could be in any context (fluff or smutty) or any version of Leon (because let's face it, he's a pathetic baby across the board) but just wanted to hear your thoughts about that! <3

nicyyyy omg hi :3 i love seeing u on my dash and especially in my inbox heh !! hope you're well and work is good !! i'm doing awesome actually i got a 92 on my midterm that i could have sworn i should have failed. haha anyway!!

mostly fluff but theres a little bit of smutty thoughts too <3

hmm fluffy touchy leon is always such a favorite topic of mine ahhh i love re4r leon being touchy because like c'mon you're like his romantic second partner ever and, not even in like a romantic context, he doesn't get touched a lot!! i mean who is out here giving him hugs and giving him comfort when he's a literal killing machine? he doesn't really even feel worthy of comfort and touch, so he doesn't like asking for it. you gotta disguise it as you wanting comfort or else he'll try to push you away.

"no, sweetheart, i don't need you to baby me. really, it's fine, i don't even like it that much to begin with, it's fine," he says, but then if you say that you want a hug and you want comfort then of course he'll oblige!! and he won't notice it but the way you're rubbing his back in soothing circles as you hold him is definitely a sign that you're doing this for him!!

but also even in circumstances where he doesn't 'need' comfort, he still likes touch. you putting your hand on his arm or resting your cheek on his shoulder is enough to satisfy him in little moments like this.

i can also see every single version of leon being big fan of running his fingers through his partner's hair (or like just patting n petting their head if u got curly hair haha). like!! it's so close and soft and intimate, and he likes making you feel comfy. even if it's a brief hand on the back of your neck, scratching the base of your scalp gently as he leans in to kiss you, he can't get over it.

i also see all leons but especially re2r and re4r being especially fond of his partner cupping his cheek and holding his jaw as you look for little wounds or scratches. you know what i mean? do we see the vision? you're all worried for him, looking at him with such care and gentleness and he's looking right back at you with heart eyes good BYE !!

omggg he loves brushing a piece of hair behind your ear absentmindedly as you're talking. gawd especially like id or re6 good lord, like you're rambling about something and he just sits there listening to you, smiling because he thinks you're the most beautiful thing on this planet, and he reaches out to tuck of a piece of hair away and brushing his thumb against your cheek in the process. god my brain would stop i'd lose any thoughts in my head i would be contractually obligated to suck this man's dick im SORRY OMG

omg you know those guys who say their love language is physical touch but you know its just because they want sex like leon ACTUALLY feels love with touch both giving and receiving. like when he comes home from a mission and just collapses into your arms, poor thing!! you rub his back and press kisses to his temple and he just breaks down crying cux he misses you !! he hates being away from you but for your safety and for his too (because he knows the government would hold your life over his head too) he has to keep going on these missions even though they're literally killing him.

i think he learns to be better about accepting touch and affection overall with age. especially like di leon like he's always giving you hugs and kisses but like he just cannot get enough of you!! he gets less touch deprived and needy the longer he spends in a healthy, committed relationship. he still wants to touch you but he doesn't need it so intensely like he was younger.

also like we sometimes think of di leon like the conclusion, the ending, where he's completely or mostly healed of all his trauma. just because he's not as emo doesn't mean he's full gotten past everything. he's still trapped to some extent. sure, he's not the worn down, pathetic alcoholic old man that he was in re6 or vd and he's got friends he can rely on and he's doing better, but i still think he struggles with feeling worthy of the attention and care of others. he's probably not the best communicator of that either!! so just like with re4r leon, you might have to disguise it as for you as opposed to for him. he recognizes this but doesn't say anything or stop you.

as for smuttyyy hmm i like the idea of leon being touchy and affectionate during sex. like if he's single and it's just a one night stand he met at the bar, then no. absolutely not. he probably won't kiss them on the lips, mostly because he's deprived of that affectionate stuff and will definitely get attached. (edit: actually the more i think about it... maybe he would be overly touchy with some stranger because he's desperate and needs it soooo bad.. what if that scares them away and he gets all sad.. dawg now i'm sad) but if it's his long term partner then he absolutely wants to hold your hand, let you touch him however you like.

on days where he's more needy and touch deprived, i can see him leaning a bit more dominant, just taking what he wants. of course ur not gonna fight him because it's the one time he'll actually seek physical comfort without it having to be a battle between you and his own insecurities. he holds you tightly and possessively, claiming you as his, and gawd i mean what else do you do besides go along with it?

cuz like i don't see him as a total sub (sub leaning switch men x dom leaning switch women representation) but i do also see his neediness manifesting in him poorly communicating his needs. i mean, let's be real. he's not the coolest guy. he's shy and awkward and canonically not good with women (and i'm sure men too). but if you coax him into voicing what he wants from you... he gives in and lets you take care of him.

couple extra random notes:

re2r leon after the events of raccoon city finds it hard to be touchy feely and everything. tries to keep his distance cuz he's so in his head and upset about what happened.

re4r leon struggles a lot emotionally and mentally and thus is very in the most in need of comfort yet the least likely to get it as he can't communicate it very well :( plus he doesn't have a lot of agency/free will in his life so as much as i wanna say "you just gotta give him love!! he deserves it!!" it also feels like he would push away anyone who is too affectionate and loving with him. as bad as it sounds it feels like just another burden being forced onto him.

id leon i would say gives me the least touch starved needy vibes. i also feel like they made him a little too cool in id, he's not loser-y enough to be leon kennedy you know ?? but he's keeping himself busy in order to not have to think about his traumas and problems, and trying to ignore his obvious need for attention and companionship.

re6 leon is struggglinggggg he is barely able to keep himself together and just some gentle touches and love breaks him down to an emotionally needy mess. this is the man that would accidentally be overly loving and affectionate with a stranger he met at the bar.

#nic <3 #i am also a proponent of not calling id leon old bc that man is 29. like thats old-ER but not old!! literally two years after re4 #yet people see him as this grandpa smh #resident evil #leon kennedy #leon kennedy smut #resident evil smut #leon kennedy resident evil

[svtskneecaps]

here's how it goes:

everyone spends valentine's day in DEEP denial. tubbo isn't dead, he CAN'T be. when they die they come back, that's how it is, how it's ALWAYS been. the island is hell but at least fatalities don't stick, except in specific cases and all of them in the same white shells. of course philza jokes, he's thinking about tubbo, he can't stop. he's expecting tubbo to jump out at any moment, he's expecting to go to fobo and see tubbo hidden in the basement throwing darts at a picture of fit and pac looking at each other, he's expecting to go back to the dungeon and the body is gone (he hopes). tubbo's not dead. he can't die. none of them can, just the eggs.

(it never takes this long to come back; he knows something is wrong)

here's how it goes:

tubbo tells the kids "i'm on my last life." the eggs have always had lives. i don't think some of them have ever understood that the players have infinite chances, with their insistence on protecting their caretakers from deaths like their caretakers do for them, charging back into the eye worker war, refusing to back out of a dangerous dungeon before their parents do, wanting to protect. i don't know if they understand that to the players, death is like spit in the face: unpleasant, sure, but no big deal.

tubbo tells the kids "i'm on my last life" and of course they believe him. death is their constant companion, no more than two doors down. some eggs are used to it being a breath away.

here's how it goes:

tubbo is dead. the children mourn him. the players are scared. defiant. they always are. who among them has died? dan, missing; spreen, gone; maximus... well there was no body, no announcement, surely-

(how long did it take pierre to accept it? to realize it? to take down the missing person posters? not a day. not a day.)

juanaflippa died and there was a court case to save her. bobby died and the whole server journeyed to save him. when is the last time the players have taken death lying down?

here's how it goes:

tubbo dies, and he dies unloved (fit's arm is stretched out to save him). he dies without purpose (sunny is there, she's waiting, she knows he won't move). he dies and no one cares (chayanne refuses to leave, his godfather, he failed his-)

here's how it goes:

the valentine's party is so loud but too quiet. there's a name in the air, even when no one is saying it

"wow sure is good tubbo isn't here" phil says (he's said this before, he'll say it again, but isn't it strange how many times? perhaps even he doesn't believe it. perhaps he's trying to convince himself.)

here's how it goes:

a creature with too many faces comes. it tells them the truth they won't face. tubbo is gone.

quesadilla island says, "not for long"

#qsmp #shut up vic #block game brainrot #idk not fully satisfied w this but it's 1:30am where i live and i have work #just had some Thoughts. if you're curious this isn't intended to bash any character #i'm not putting character tags on it bc i don't feel like throwing it to those specific wolves idk how this is gonna go over #just it bothers me how people are acting. wanted to throw some cents in the ring #i feel like people are focusing hard onto their fav's lore and missing the other side so. #tbh was a half attempt at throwing what i got out of it which is hopefully close to both #or at the very least it's Equally Neither Option :) #anyway goodnight from me sweet dreams #if you hated this don't tell me lmao #((yes i tire of angst; woe hope be upon ye)) #((me: i'm tired grandpa; the qsmp angsting further: THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!')) #((maybe i LIKE hope qsmp maybe i LIKE defiance)) #((catch me hoping all over the place smh))

[crystal-mouse]

Thinking about what would've happened if the TOS crew had witnessed/gone through first contact plot instead... given he's related to Solkar, Spock (pre-v'ger) would've been so embarrassed lol

Go off grandad 🖖🖖

#first contact day #first his dad constantly kissing his mum in journey to babel...now his literal grandpa making out during the pivotal point in human history #smh #star trek #tos #tng #mouse rambles #meanwhile kirk and bones are just smirking and joking 😏😏

[apollos-olives]

theres a race section on american transcripts????

for my education transcript personally, as far as i know, yes :(

#they make you mark down your race #options are: white. black. hispanic/latino. asian. native american. other. #💀 and then in parentheses they write “if you are from middle eastern origin mark down white” #like bruh what if someone of “middle eastern origin” was brown 😭 what then #my brown grandpa and his entire family would NOTTTTT mark down white 😭 #and i can't put asian because they are referencing to east asian. and i am FAR south west asian. smh #i assume they put down race on transcripts because in highschool or college you can win certain scholarships if you're black or native. etc #but yeah it's annoying seeing people put into categories that don't even make sense

[ectonurites]

u know u've got it bad when ur going through frame by frame to look at the background props used in a movie

#smh at josh having period inaccurate comics in his bedroom... those daredevil issues are from ~2003 & this movie takes place in the 90s #the lobo one is period accurate tho. its from '93. i had paused and literally did a double take like—did i just see the word 'fraggin' #grandpa max is god? i go to church now

[thresholdbb]

Thinking about evil uses of the transporter

Move them every time they go through a door so they hit the frame

Rustle their sheets when they're juuust about to fall asleep

Give them a cavity

Put one of their shoes in the corridor

Put a splinter under their nail

Move their bed back and forth an inch or two every day so they're constantly stubbing their toe

Put pollen straight in their sinuses

Move their tibia slightly out of place so their knee hurts a little when they walk

Open up a tiny hole in their retina

If that's too mean, put an eyelash in their eye

#evil EMH shit #precision transporting #yeah you can beam someone into space but these are longer term evil ventures #one of my fillings fell out and I started wondering about Starfleet dentistry #then it occurred to me you could transport out part of a tooth #I think every single one of these things is true to my life #I can pretend it was a transporter and not just me right? #trying to distract myself from the hole in my mouth smh #honestly the splinter was probably the worst it was like an inch long and thick #my grandpa pulled it out and put my hand in lister one but pieces still resurface once in a while #I mean don't go out of your way for retina issues or anything #though I'm guessing it would be less painful than minutes of flashing green laser in the eye...

[sasster]

sometimes i forget that thanat did all that murder

#then you just get to retire and be grandpa??? #smh

[meowmeowmessi]

Messi posted for Busi just leaving the club but not for Pique's whole retirement but edgy true coolers on twitter want me to believe it's all lies and rumors, Pique didn't do anything and they're still friends 🤡

On another note, I know he was proud of that "as a player, you were a 5 but as a person, you are a 10!" loser that he is

what's interesting to me is even luis posted for busi which he didn't do for pique either.. i don't think there was such an outpouring of love and admiration for him when he announced his retirement as there has been for busi's farewell. not to this degree, anyway. which really makes one wonder exactly what on earth was going on in that dressing room...

THE LITTLE BOY FROM RIZZARIO ARGENTINAAAAAA grandpa got bars 😭🫶🫶🫶

#i'm so dumb i thought his 'played as a 5 but 10 as a person' comment was in reference to riquelme's comment on busi's playing style smh #either way i love my loser grandpa <3333 #but yeah back to pique you do have to wonder just how toxic he made that dressing room #can't help thinking abt the fact that pep wanted to get rid of him during his time at barça #rumor has it one of the conditions he'd set for a contract renewal after 2012 was that he'd be allowed to sell pique #but rosell staunchly refused #what was pep cooking........................ #asks

[autumn-opossum]

I was just minding my business listening to music and I suddenly imagined Dooku doin a little old man dance to the music I was listening to and I’m not sure I’ll ever recover

#i can really explain what an old man dance is just try to picture it #*can’t smh #picturing him dancing is so funny and adorable to me #it’s just so ooc but i can almost see him (as a jedi) doing it to entertain the younglings #almost #count dooku #jedi dooku #yan dooku #i was listening to muse btw #star wars #swtcw #totj #grandpa dooku

[niishi]

Zoro in wano when he was trying to get shusui back

#he kept going back to that bridge to suck that guy into submission #and then killer came and he had to suck him too #smh #like im happy hiyori gave him enma but #he was given shusui fair and square by his own dead zombie grandpa!!! #i never thought id be attached emotionally to zoros swords but i miss shusui sm

[heeliopheelia]

Do you ever just like wake up and cry... Yeah I think I might be getting a little homesick

#carly oversharing yayy #idk i think it's bcs december has always kinda been a special month for me #both my mom and grandpa have birthdays and it's the first time in 21 years that ill miss both of them #im very much a family person so i also am grieving over the fact that ill miss most of the xmas activities back home this time #and my xmas break only starts one day before the actual christmas day #uni is also kicking my ass so hard lately i can barely keep up with anything else #it's just not my time lately #ive also lost someone very special to me this summer and the grieving process seems to only enhance these days smh #okay that's all :(( #think ill probably delete it in a while i don't like oversharing in here too much...

[thatshadyperson]

"Oh tHeRE's a CURsE oN tHIs CuRsED MuSIc BoX" yeah that's why it's called a cursed music box dumbass, you're going crazy grandpa

#★—obey me #obey me solomon #obey me spoilers #bc some ppl don't want to see the special dialogues w items #old man solomon #grandpa solomon #dude's going crazy smh #he needs to lay down and do old man stuff like eat raisins

[spaghett-onaplate]

People when you cry after they yell at you

#my grandpa didnt even yell at me he just. he has this lecture-y tone right #men in my family are ridiculously good at being assholes unintentionally #(he‚ my dad‚ my brother‚ hell me as well) #and augh im just emotional about a lot of things but that was the horrible tipping point!!! #he apologized for raising his tone and lecturing me about one thing and also for being a bit of a negative ass on another thing #and funnily enough i cried during the apology not either lecture #but aaaaaaughhhhhhdbehdvsjdbf #he offered me chocolate now that is nice i love him in just. that was the straw that broke the camels back #also how am i meant to be an alpha 🐺💪🔥 male if i keep crying smh my head

[pioripan]

Hghhh I need to make more Narinder and Lambert interactions bc in my head they're terrible old man cat and sassy angry child

#Narinder likes to egg on Lambert's violence and Lambert falls for it everytime smh #terrible grandpa and terrible grandkid vibes