#snowpiercer challenge

[jamneuromain]

👅🎂😈 with Curtis Everett 😏

Hi Jaqui😌❤️

So, for 👅 and 🎂 I've got you:

face sitting w/ our train daddy Curtis heheh

Ticking-Bomb

Curtis Everett x Reader (You)

Summary: Curtis wants his cream, and he doesn't mean the cream on the cake.

Warning: Smut, Oral (fem receiving), face sitting (sort of), annoying child(nephew).

A/N: This comes out a bit anti-kids than it was meant to XD

You glance at the clock on the living room wall nervously, tapping your foot for the minute hand to reach "23", before you quickly turn off the oven. Your palms are sweaty in the mittens, but a tingle of warmth still catches up on your skin through the thick cotton gloves before you are able to put the sponge cake on the kitchen counter.

"Woah." Curtis exclaims when he emerges from the bathroom with only a pair of boxers, slipping his grey T-shirt on. A lop-sided grin tugs the corner of his lips, "What did I miss? You look like you just had a fight with the cookie monster."

He's not lying. With the flour on your apron, the splash of milk on the floor and some eggshells near the sink, you are a few chocolate sprinkles away from starting a war with the cookie monster.

You roll your eyes, turning your back towards him, carefully cutting the sponge cake into three thinner slices, "Shut up, Curt."

"Will do, baby." Curtis casually sets foot in the kitchen, before you warn him in a panicked tone that there's some melted butter on the ground too.

The cake you are making is for the birthday dinner with your brother and his family. Your nephew is turning 9 and there is nothing in the world to stop him from eating a birthday cake that is "shaped like a grenade". Unfortunately, your brother and his wife had an emergency at work, which led to you babysitting your nephew in your home while making a cake for the little monster.

Of course, your nephew is now playing in the backyard with his imaginary soldiers and imaginary warlocks, waving a stick in the air and pretending it is some holy scepter.

Curtis tiptoes and hops over the various landmines in your kitchen, as you take out the chocolate-flavored whipped cream from the fridge, and start to build the grenade cake from the bottom layer.

He inhales deeply, nudging his nose into the crook of your neck, murmuring into your shoulders, "Smells so good, baby."

"Really?" You turn to peck his jaw, focusing back on the half-finished cake, your voice littered with joy, "Was worrying that the cream ... first time making whipped cream on my own, you know-"

"Hmm." Curtis trails his kisses over your spine. You are not sure whether he heard you, but you definitely do not want him to get handsy while a kid is ten feet away from you. Trying hard not to fall into the steamy vibe Curtis started, you propose another idea breathless, "Could you - could you help grab the spatula? I need- um, I-"

A warm breath ghosts your ear, making your body sensitive to his touch.

"I-"

Um, what is it do you need again?

Your hands grip the counter edge tightly, or your knees might give out.

"You're so tense, baby. " He breathes along your shoulder, "Lemme help you loosen up."

"Curtis-" You choke out, "I- Curt-"

"I know."

You can almost hear the grin in his voice.

"I know how much you want it."

He had been on a trip along with the North Pole Expedition team for three months, returning only late last night and sleeping through the whole morning. You would swear he felt like a block of ice when he slipped under the covers last night, when you were both too tired and sleepy to do anything other than fall asleep. And when he woke up just now, you had to attend to your nephew; not one second after his arrival is spent in your bed making hot passionate love.

It would be a filthy lie to tell him that you do not want it.

His hand smooths down to your clothed mound, cupping it with his palm, "Let's see how fast we can finish this, so you can return to the cake, hmm?"

Pulling your shorts and panties to your ankle, Curtis wastes no time positioning himself between your legs, half-kneeling on the floor, and hauling your hips to meet his eager tongue.

His stubbed chin digs into your dripping folds, eliciting a squeal from your lips.

"So fucking wet..." Curtis purrs into your pussy. Every stroke of his tongue and his large hand squeezing your thighs put your mind into a storm of pleasure. Your core leaks like a faucet, with arousal pouring from your body and into his mouth.

The remaining strength you have pushes the half-finished cake further, before collapsing onto the counter as waves of euphoria wash through you, drowning you in the abyss of infinite pleasure.

Blood pounding in your ears, it is hard to tell what come from his sinful lips.

"... Bet you want my cock too, don't you?" Curtis grinds your hips on his face, smacking your ass when your thighs tense up and captures his head between them, cursing softly before licking teasing stripes over your pussy lips, "Easy, baby. Can't have me smothered under your slutty pussy, yeah?"

"... yes. Fuck, oh fuck yes." You whimper pathetically, moving your hips along with the rhythm of his skilled tongue, earning another slap on the back of your thigh.

"Bet you don't even know what I'm talking about." He laughs, vibrations of his timbre tormenting your swollen puffy cunt. Pushing you further into your hazy state, he promises, lapping up at your core, "Gonna fuck you till you can't get out of bed, baby, making up for all the time I've been missing. Gonna give my thick cock, drives you up the wall - you like that, don't you?"

"God yes-" Your words turn to a pitiful moan, to which he presses his fingers onto your neglected bundle of nerves, rubbing circles while his tongue thrusts in your tight walls.

A few delirious grinds on his calloused hand do the trick. You cum with a silent scream in your throat, breathing like you are out of air. If it weren't for his arms supporting you, you would no doubt slide down and end up sitting on the floor.

Thighs trembling, face down in the crook of your arms, you are blissfully unaware of the fact that Curtis turns his head sharply in the direction of the backyard, before quickly returning your undergarments into place, standing up with a hand around your waist as if nothing happened.

"I WANT MY CAAAAKE!" Your nephew comes running inside, waving the stick in the air, screeching like a nasty little goblin.

"Yeah, well, your auntie needs a bit more time to finish it. She's not feeling well, you see." Curtis pats your back softly and steps out from the kitchen, "Why don't you and I go get some ice cream and give her some breather, eh buddy?"

"I WANT MY CAAAAKE!" The boy shouts impatiently, pointing at the half-done cake on the kitchen counter with his imaginary sword, "CAAAAAAAKE!"

"Hm-hmm. I'm sure you do, buddy." Curtis nods, crouching down to the same eye level as the little demon, "You know what'd make the cake come faster? The magic word please."

"CAAAAAAAAAKE!" Your nephew is bound to give you headaches, "CAKE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE."

Curtis turns his head to you, shrugging and licking his lips deliberately as your eyes land on him.

"How about the gaming studio three blocks away, huh?" Curtis continues coaxing, "Ice cream and games. We don't tell nobody 'bout this, and you can have cake and ice cream for dinner again."

"YAAAAAAAAAAY!" The boy roars out in enthusiasm, "GAAAAAAAAME!" As if this is his entire vocabulary.

You can't help but smile. Curtis has his way with little kids and it always makes your heart swell. Even if it's the interaction between him and your annoying nephew.

Curtis grabs his jacket and his sunglasses, giving you a quick peck, he leads your headache-of-a nephew out of sight.

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#curtis everett smut #curtis everett fluff #curtis everett x reader #curtis everett x you #curtis everett #curtis everett fanfiction #snowpiercer #jammy's 500 celebration #writing challenge

[vampirecorleone]

365 Movies Challenge #234; Snowpiercer (2013) dir. Bong Joon Ho: “Director Bong Joon Ho often clashed with producer Harvey Weinstein, who frequently interfered in order to demand "his" version of the film. Among the many requests, the producer insisted on having the fish scene removed in favor of more action. Bong, who considered it his favorite shot in the film, was adamant to keep it in. He told the producer that he wanted to keep the shot for a personal reason, as a tribute to his late father, who was a fisherman. Upon hearing this, Weinstein said that family is very important to him, so he granted Bong to keep the shot. In an interview, the director said "It was a fucking lie. My father was not a fisherman."“

#365 movies challenge #365 movie challenge #Snowpiercer #horroredit #userhorroredits #moviegifs #filmgifs #tvandfilmdaily #gif #mine #made by me #photoset #gifs #gifset #bong joon ho

[julesnichols]

Okay, so if Melanie and Juliette were to hang out... and get into some "friendly" competition... which engineer would win at: a) Arm wrestling? b) Twister? c) Dance off? d) Scrabble? e) Axe throwing? f) Poker? g) Footrace? h) Chess? And finally, what might be the closest call of all, i) Most useless boyfriend?

Okay so disclaimer, but @onetrainscifi helped me come up with some of these that I was stuck on:

Arm Wrestling: Neither of were sure about this one. If anyone else wants to chime in and argue their case one way or another, go for it.

Twister: Melanie. Like, she's clearly extremely flexible if she's able to fit in those vents.

Dance Off: Neither of them.

Scrabble: Melanie. I feel like she's probably better at board games in general. Although do they even have board games in the silo?

Axe Throwing: Jules. We saw how she threw that wrench and the damage it did.

Poker: Melanie again. She is not always the best at controlling her tone/facial expressions but she is leagues better at it than Jules (very relatable of Jules though, I too Cannot Mask).

Footrace: Jules. She seems to do a lot of running around. Not that Melanie doesn't, but it's just Vibes.

Chess: Melanie!!!

Most Useless Boyfriend: Jules has the most useless boyfriend, sorry George. Ben might be stupid sometimes but he's pretty competent overall.

#asks #snowpiercer #silo #melanie cavill #juliette nichols #play the game of which ones i came up with versus which ones hex did challenge

[natalope85]

30 Days of Chris Evans - Day 19: Curtis Everett (Snowpiercer)

With Octavia 🙂

😍😍

#30 days of chris evans challenge #chris evans #snowpiercer #curtis everett

[danaredbeard]

Okafor: Leading from behind

Naw he doesn’t pass the smell test. I am wondering in future callbacks (yes I am manifesting and entire new series). He has been called out by @starfruit-green and straight up and down he is a "bad guy".

I think that there is a deep subterfuge happening. I am just theorizing BUT… I had a flash that he was like the Gilliam character in Snowpiecer.

Gilliam is a key character in the series "Snowpiercer," serving as a mentor and leader within the lower-class sections of the train. He is portrayed as a wise and resilient figure, embodying a sense of authority and deep-rooted knowledge about the train's operations and history. Gilliam is physically disabled, using a wheelchair, (we will get back to this) but his disability doesn't diminish his influence or intelligence.

Throughout the series, Gilliam plays a crucial role in guiding and protecting the protagonist, often providing valuable insights and advice. His character is complex, displaying both compassion and a steely determination to survive and maintain order in the chaotic world of the train. Gilliam's backstory and personal history are gradually revealed, adding depth to his character and explaining his motivations. (Okafor’s backstory gives him credibility with Thorne but especially with Rick) Ultimately, he represents resilience in the face of adversity and serves as a moral compass within the confined and stratified society of the Snowpiercer train.

However, it is discovered that Gilliam is actually a former security officer named Andrew Layton who once worked for Mr. Wilford, the creator of the train. Gilliam/Layton's transformation from an enforcer of Wilford's rule to a compassionate leader among the lower-class passengers.

The reveal of Gilliam's true identity brings into question his motives and allegiances, highlighting the complexities of survival and morality aboard the Snowpiercer. This revelation not only impacts the dynamics among the characters but also challenges the audience's perception of power and authority within the train's social hierarchy.

Gilliam's disability and the true story behind how he was injured is depicted as having lost his legs during the initial chaos that ensued when the train was first boarded by desperate passengers trying to escape the freezing temperatures outside. This injury leaves him disabled and confined to a wheelchair, but he becomes a respected leader among the lower-class passengers in the tail section of the train.

Okafor’s “injury” or as Beale like to say his “story” is that he killed his own wife to save others.

Honestly, I still think Beale and Okafor had a plan for Rick. The Way that Beale wanted Rick to takeover so quickly. My guess is that Rick returning to the CRM was proof enough to Beale that Okafor had broken him in. Needless to say he had no idea what Michonne could unravel in one heartfelt day.

It was interesting to hear Beale question Rick “Well, Why did you come back. You were free. You could have stayed dead.”

And that right there is why this series was called The Ones who Live and not the ones who hide and play dead.

#the ones who live #the walking dead #towl #rick grimes #twd towl #TWD Okafor #Okafor #TOWL CRM

[sparkliingdust]

I gotta be honest and say that I was disappointed with the interview with Chris for GQ. I don't want to make it seem like I'm rallying against Chris or have Alba haters after me as if I'm siding with them that she's ruined his life (because please get off the internet and touch grass) but that interview was still disappointing.

Namely, I'm super confused at how stans attacked the interviewer for Esquire for 'painting him in a bad light'...when the new GQ interview literally covers all the same topics and is 3x longer, and Chris did himself no favors as far as his pseudo-personal and professional image goes.

Chris doesn't like to talk about himself and spends the whole interview talking about that anxiety about talking about himself? but he'll read the interviews he gives about how much he hates to talk about himself and how he still doesn't like to do interviews because of the way he comes across?...when interviews are essentially about talking about yourself or investigating your experiences about your life and how they relate to yourself? Check.

His main source of someone vouching for him is his mom? Check.

He talks about Dodger's purity? Check.

He admits to not liking a lot of the work he's done but doesn't talk about his ambition to do better? just leave Hollywood behind and be a carpenter? Check.

How much he likes Boston over L.A.? Check

I hate how harsh this sounds but the last thing this thing needed was him to mention how much he likes karaoke, Disney, and his favorite movie is Legends of the Fall. Like, I don't read interviews for the juiciest gossip or rumors. But for good writing by the journalist and to learn about human stories. And SIR, there was nothing about nothing going on here. As an actor that I really like for his work, it was just....frustrating.

I was about 2/3 through when I just started feeling like DAMN, he is really stuck in a mindset cycle that he has not grown out of in three years, at the very least. At some point, I really did feel like if he feels if it's in his best interests to leave Hollywood, feel free to leave. Because he shows an incapability to a) be proud of the work that he does even if it has mediocre responses like everyone faces and b) really challenge himself and go after projects that are apparently what he enjoys about his career like Snowpiercer, Knives Out, etc. I'm not sure what other objective the interview was supposed to have. And, I'm not putting that result on the writer because you really can only do so much padding and 'digging', or in this case, surface-level reporting if your subject is giving so little.

Since I mentioned Alba before, I have no hate or ill towards her whatsoever. If they're married, good for them. I'm happy that he mentioned Alba versus the alternative route he takes which is to never talk about his significant partners. (It is somewhat side-eyed that when the math is mathing and if you rewind the clock ten years, he would've been 32 and she would've been 16).....No one can say what happens behind the scenes and how he is able to help them through the hateful misogynist scrutiny...but at the same time, the fact that she had to deactivate her account months before him due to the attacks, and he only did it for a social media break does subtly speak wonders about how online culture does not give women the grace to be in a public famous relationship as much as it does a man.

Other actors - with just as rabid fans either continue living their life as best as possible doing what they love (Tom Hiddleston despite the racist attacks against his partner) or at least have come out to stans to stay knock it off (Henry Cavill). Two (if not all) of Chris' girlfriends have been thrown to the wolves online - and one (Jenny) mentioned the stress that they were put under by being in that relationship which is neither of their faults...but he never said anything to protect them - it was just to stay off the radar entirely and keep as quiet as possible. They have the privilege and the means to do so, and it's their choice. If he's gonna take a retirement, that's what retirement is - living a low-key life. But it's also somewhat disconcerting to me that his/their form of escaping trolls and haters is just to hole up in his mansion in Boston, and she gets the brunt of the hate online while he continues to promote his projects, Jinx, do A Starting Point, etc. All of their choices are their own, and their adults to make them. I just hope if she decides to continue with her career, she gets the opportunity to do so if he decides to leave Hollywood behind for a while/forever.

I, like anyone, has been a fan of his and had a crush on him at some point that's worn off. But his inability to grow - emotionally, ambitiously in his career, etc. - at least in the interviews he's been recently and throughout his career - is really making me take a step back as a fan, even though I think I'm as far back as one can get.

#chris evans #ce #that's him

[nancydrewwouldnever]

I am the anon who mentioned this isn't PR, wouldn't be good PR , Backgrid, how the fandom wondered why Chris doesn't have the same career as his peers, and wasted potential. I'm going to get into observations I've made since coming to the fandom in 2020 after watching Snowpiercer.

I feel further validated by the latest events.

What we're seeing is the Chris before Marvel PR cleaned him up. He was always a fuckboi pre Marvel. He hasn't changed or evolved. He surrounds himself with yes people who never challenge him or encourage him to level up because they know if he did they would get left behind and lose the freebies he gives them. The saying "You're the average of the 5 people you surround yourself with" applies here. His friend group appears to be immature, thirsty, and too overly involved in his life. Just because they knew him before fame doesn't mean anything. I think there have been quality women he dated who were turned off by his clique of friends always in their business and face. Not to mention the same vacations, the same restaurants, the same everything. Groundhog Day. Who wants to date someone like that?

I didn't realize Jim Toth use to be his agent. Look at what he did for his wife Reese Witherspoon. Reese gave an interview explaining that she had aged out and was unhappy with her career. She said Jim pushed her to create her production company which she did. She also used Jim's connections to launch Draper James, her book club, podcast, and other ventures. Jim also helped rebrand Matthew McConaughey. He had the Golden Year for Dallas Buyer's Club and True Detective. He turned down the Wolf of Wall Street that got Jonah Hill an Academy Award nomination because of money. I'm sure Jim tried to get him to the next level.

Chris directed one movie. It didn't get the response he wanted yet he didn't seek directing gigs on television to hone his skills. Denzel Washington directed episodes of Grey's Anatomy. Other actors and actresses have done the same. Defending Jacob didn't get awards recognition so he returns to comfort zone of romantic comedies and action films instead of trying again with the drama genre. Look at his ex Jessica. She created her production company when she didn't get the roles she wanted. The Sinner and Candy changed her career for the better. Chris is capable of so much more with his career. He gives up after one try.

The latest mess is just his immaturity and wanting to be a rebel. He'll retreat when he becomes a punchline while being compared to Dane Cook and John Mayer. That's where this train is headed if this goes public. He has coasted off his reputation for being kind to fans, crew members, and staff. That gets celebrities a lot of leeway with fans when we have other celebrities who make staff and fans miserable.

His messiness is more on display due to social media and not having Marvel backing him. Studios heavily invested in certain actors and actresses always keep their PR image intact.

He will either become a cliched joke or find his own version of Amal Clooney.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes, Anon. (BTW, would you like to pick an emoji for future use as an ask tag?)

I do think people don't understand how much benefit he got from having two PR teams, Disney and Megan, cleaning up behind him from 2011-2019. We've already seen the "oopsies" that have started happening once Disney/Marvel dipped out. And now that he's full-blown in the messiness of a mid-life crisis, who knows what else we'll see.

But, I'm not seeing anything over the last couple of days that changed my mind from "situationship" that has PR angles unfortunately attached. I don't think it makes it somehow more special that he coasted up in NYC for some Broadway shows when he's got some filming downtime. If nothing else, to me it just makes it look even more like an arranged meet-up.

#ask #Albagate #🌟💫 Anon

[saiyanprincessswanie]

Missy’s 3.5K Challenge

Missy’s 3500 Challenge!!

WOW! How did I reach 3500 followers? What a crazy ride this continues to be. I want to thank every single one of my followers on my blog. Whether you follow me for my work or for my weekly reading lists I thank you. Without your support, I wouldn’t be here.

(Thank you @fictional-affairs for the header!!)

Rules:

You don’t have to follow me to participate, but if you want to you will make my day.

Reblog this post so others can join in.

You must be over 18 years old to participate

Send me an ASK with the Character, Troupe, AU or Prompt you want.

Mark all stories appropriately. (Fluff, Smut, Dark, Non/Con, etc) 

It must be a one-shot or new fic

Two people per prompt

Can be either reader insert or OFC

No incest, No underage, No pedo, No toilet/bathroom fics, No DDLG.

Minimum words 500, No max, Please use the keep reading feature if it’s longer than 500 words

Due date:  open

All stories will be reblogged. I will add all stories to a Masterlist for easy access. Tag your fic as #Missys3500challenge and tag me in your notes. If I haven’t reblogged your work for a week Tumblr might have eaten the notification so please send me a message.

Marvel Characters:

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Wanda

Natasha

Tony

Loki

Thor

Pietro

Billy Russo

Brock Rumlow

Helmut Zemo

Non-Marvel Characters:

Ransom Drysdale

Ari Levinson

Frank Adler

Andy Barber

Curtis (Snowpiercer)

Lloyd Hansen

Nick Fowler

Frank (endings/beginnings)

Chris (Destroyer)

Charles Blackwood

Dean Winchester

Lt. Bradley “Rooster Bradshaw (Maverick)

AU’s:

Mob

Biker

A/B/O

Cop/Detective

Firefighter 

Bartender

Royalty

Vikings

Tropes:

Enemies (to friends) to lovers

Sex pollen

First Time

Annoying Neighbor (Tony - @mostly-marvel-musings )

Love at first sight

Evil Twin (Steve - @ironlady1993 )

Hate Sex

Opposites Attract

Prompts:

"They invited us for the family brunch, am I slashing the tires, or are you?"

"I can't believe you made plans, I thought we were on the same side," (Brock - @nekoannie-chan )

"no one else gets to hurt you, you're mine!" (Mob AU/Andy is prosecuting Steve/trope 1/ - @adulting-sucks )

"I'm 90% certain I lost my sanity because of you," (Stark/Mob au/trope 4 @pigwidgeonxo ) & (Trope 5/Lloyd- @nepenthe-raes-affairs )

"You think your life is worth more than mine? Think again sweetheart," (Ransom & Lloyd AU 7, Tropes 5 and 6, - @sarah-in-disguise )

“Of course, they'll fall in love, I planned it," (Stark/Mob au/Trope 4 @pigwidgeonxo )

"Her boyfriend showed up? Oh no, this isn't good," (SamxBlack ReaderxBucky/trope 5 - @awesomerextyphoon )

"You're single, they're single, I'm a great third-wheel. It's a perfect match," 

"So I mean nothing to you now?" After everything we've done!"

"Hey, hey, It's okay, I'm here now,” (Dean/Bartender/Sex pollen - @tarithenurse ) & (Dark Steve - @kitkatd7 )

"Remind me to take a vacation after this,"

"I was never good enough, you always hurt me, so why? why do I miss you?" (Steve or Brock - @nekoannie-chan )

"I can't stop staring at her picture," (Ari/AU 7/trope 8 - @ladyfallonavenger )

"The image of you pops into my head and I just lose my breath,"

“You had me at hello.” (Dean/royalty- @spnexploration )

"Ah, my friend looks like he's about to kill you, you best leave," (Steve/Mob - @captainapple )

"I’ll always be here for you,”

"This is why I love you,"

"Why are you smiling at me like that?" (Ransom/bartender au - @fluffycutecevans )

"you're so beautiful,"

"I would burn the whole city down for you," (Loki/Vikings/Enemies to lovers - @floatinginadreamofhim )

"I said I was sorry! What else do you want from me?" (Enemies to lovers/BillyorThor - @lokislastlove )

“Just kiss already!” (Trope 4, w/Sam or Steve @ghostofskywalker )

“I miss your warmth,” (Steve - @americasass81 )

“Do you regret letting us end?” (Trope 7, w/ Sam - @fluffyprettykitty )

#missys3500challenge #marvel fanfiction #marvel fanfic #fanfic writing challenge #marvel writing #writing challenge #mcu fanfiction #mcu fanfic

[onetrainscifi]

ALL GOOD THINGS TO THOSE WHO WAIT!! We are finally getting Snowpiercer Season 4!!! It is TIME TO GET EXCITED AND TELL ME...

Which animal sidekick would you assign to Mr. Wilford to either help (or possibly torment) him through the new challenges that will arise in Season 4??

a) Miss Piggy the dramatic diva from the Muppets

b) Donkey the chatty donkey from Shrek

OR

c) Toto the fiesty (if tiny) dog from The Wizard of Oz

Donkey from Shrek, because I think he could stand a little bit of chattiness from him.

#asks

[georgiapeach30513]

I somewhat agree with that cinema tweets person. My opinion, Chris is a mediocre actor, his previous looks have helped him get so far. Some of his movies were decent while others weren’t great. He has potential but his fans are wanting to see more from him that I don’t see him delivering on. Chris seems to realize he’s no Oscar winning actor either. He’s content doing small roles that aren’t going to challenge him.

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Why I have a really strong feeling this anon is one of his antis.....

Anyway honey, before talking get your facts straight and with this I mean go read ALL the praises he got and from WHO (not just common people) and how many times he was called "the best part of the movie" you clearly live under a rock or you're blinded by the hate towards this man, to say this. I feel so bad for you :(

Also, Chris has never said nor realized nothing about Oscars where tf did you get that from? he just likes secondary roles (that's okay also sometime secondary characters are more liked than leads, see Lloyd Fcking Hansen). And to me he HAS the potential of winning an Oscar and no I'm not exaggerating let's bring back his Snowpiercer performance.

Finally, anon do you even realize it's not his fault if some movies flops but it's the shitty script?!?! so blame the directors kiddo. However, PH and TGM didn't seem to flop at all.........

There is a lot of that over here. I’m not going to coddle the man. He has had some flipped movies, and he’s had some not great acting. But some of his “flopped” movies weren’t bad. Let’s look at Snowpiercer. The issue with that movie had nothing to do with script, direction, or the cast/acting.

People need to just move on. This is just constant berating of someone and it’s silly. Even the critics, Chris wasn’t the problem with PH. Whatever I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

#ce chat

[caffiend-queen]

Caffiend’s Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading Recommendations

There’s something about Halloween and Curtis Everett from Snowpiercer that are entwined forever in my consciousness. I think it’s because the only two stories i’ve ever written about Curtis were for the beautiful @jtargaryen18′s Halloween challenges - this is a woman who loves Halloween as much as I do.

However! I read @sweater-daddiesdumbdork​’s Curtis Everett story for the challenge and fell in love with how she writes him.  Wilfords Demands and other Darkish!Curtis fics is a dark and intense vision of Curtis surviving that fucking Wilford’s evil reign by becoming a gladiator and impregnator for the evil conductor. Get a cup of tea and a warm blanket, these stories will chill you, and then totally turn you on.

Caffiend’s Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading Recommendations Masterlist

#Caffiend's Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading #Curtis Everett fandom #Snowpiercer fandom #Tumblr besties #Kinktober

[ruthiesrambles]

If the characters on Snowpiercer had to compete on The Great British Bake Off, who would do well and why do you think so? Also, who would do terribly and why? 🧁🍰

Ruth - would do pretty well. She's no expert but she's made her fair share of Victoria Sponges for the B&B, and she used to bake with her grandma and mum and dot each others noses with flour. So she has mastered the basics, and her fine attention to detail gives her very aesthetically pleasing cakes and bakes. Very traditional. Judges wish she'd be a bit more inventive with flavours and also not be quite so stressed and highly strung.

Melanie - thinks baking is easy, just be scientific about it. Measures to the gram and uses a a ruler (and or other instruments) to measure for evenness amongst her bakes. They still turn out terrible and she looks very put out when the judges tell her baking is an art, not a science. Does win a showstopper with a fully functioning bread train.

Osweiller - the unexpected frontrunner who has also captured the hearts of all the middle aged women in the audience. Thinks baking should be fun and credits his success to actually enjoying the challenges (and also the little hint of chilli in practically everything he makes). Got a Hollywood handshake for his perfectly crunching "Boys in Blue" themed shortbreads.

Jinju - really artistic finishes (thanks to her sushi skills) but the bake itself is rarely up to scratch. By some miracle makes it to the semi final but crumbles under the pressure.

Terence - wows Prue Leith with his middle Eastern flavours and the delicacy of his bakes. Paul Hollywood says his bakes lack the pizazz and wow factor that the show requires, but Terence just rolls his eyes. Sometimes understated is better. Even has time to file his nails whilst his cake is in the oven.

Layton - overconfident and is soon found to lack even the most basic understanding of baking skills. Ends up with scrambled eggs more than once, and the second time the recipe didn't even call for eggs. Set off the fire alarm when he forgot to set a timer and the whole tent had to be evacuated.

#snowpiercer crack #snowpiercer #snowpiercer netflix #snowpiercer tnt #snowpiercer tv #ruth wardell #melanie cavill #john osweiller #jinju seong #andre layton

[thatsmemate]

For the ask meme

• Obviously gotta ask about favourite Gewis headcanons. Can be anything, I just love reading Gewis thoughts. Can either be about your bodyguard AU if or just general stuff, whatever comes to mind first!

• What are your top five circuts and which ones (if any) have you been to?

• Do you have any movie recs for me haha, I'm sick & will spend the next 3 days in bed just watching stuff, so let's hear it

AWWW NONNY please feel better soon!! I'm sending you warm hugs soaked in tea and good thoughts ❤️❤️🌟🌟

1. favorite gewis headcanons

- lewis likes cooking for george and serving him food, sometimes in bed, sometimes in the dining room, sometimes on him, all good places for a meal

- george has a secret lewis merch room. nobody knows where it is, how much stuff is in it, and whether or not it's actually a room and not a rented storage locker. only roscoe knows where it is and frequently naps on the lewis jumpers and pillows (probably unofficial but precious) but that's bc george can never say no to roscoe.

- sometimes lewis lies awake at night and watches george sleep. it helps him fall asleep too, but mostly it's bc it calms him in a way he can never recreate with anything or anyone else.

- george's favorite part of the day is when lewis kisses him when he wakes. lewis is usually up before george, and george loves his morning kisses, most of which he only feels the ghost of while he's deep in sleep still. it pierces through the haze and even in his subconscious, he feels its warmth.

- they both like fun couple things that have to do with puzzles, like riddles or doing Wordle together, or working on jigsaw puzzles, or challenging board games, things like that.

2. top 5 circuits

i am fairly new to F1 so i can only say silverstone bc home race and bc my boyfriend lives in UK and also bc i love the crowd

3. movie recs

these are ones i would watch if i was sick:

- the addams family (1991) the classic, and its sequel ofc

- snowpiercer

- klaus (2019), it's almost christmas! hehe

- kiki's delivery service

- ocean's eight

- daniel sloss' live shows / stand-up acts

sleepover saturday ask meme

#ask #anon #ask game #4463 #thank you for the ask!! i love these silly cute ask games 🌻🌻

[byneddiedingo]

Dodes'ka-den (Akira Kurosawa, 1970)

Cast: Yoshitaka Zushi, Kin Sugai, Junzaburo Ban, Kiyoko Tange, Hisashi Igawa, Hideko Okiyama, Kunie Tanaka, Jitsuko Yoshimura, Ryo Sawagami, Yoko Kusunoki, Noboru Mitani, Hiroyuki Kawase, Hiroshi Akutagawa. Screenplay: Akira Kurosawa, Hideo Oguni, Shinobu Hashimoto, based on a novel by Shugoro Yamamoto. Cinematography: Yasumichi Fukuzawa, Takao Saito. Art direction: Shinobu Muraki, Yoshiro Muraki. Film editing: Reiko Kaneko. Music: Toru Takemitsu. Akira Kurosawa's first film in color, Dodes'ka-den was a critical hit, earning an Oscar nomination for foreign language film, but a commercial failure, sending the director into a deep, near-suicidal depression. It's a curious grab-bag of stories of people living in a trash dump, their lives connecting only tangentially for the most part. It has the appearance of such post-apocalyptic films as Children of Men (Alfonso Cuarón, 2006), Delicatessen (Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet, 1991), Escape From New York (John Carpenter, 1981), Snowpiercer (Bong Joon-ho, 2014), Stalker (Andrei Tarkovsky, 1991), and The Bed Sitting Room (Richard Lester, 1969), though its setting is on the fringes of the actual 20th-century Japan -- apocalypse nigh, if you will. The title comes from what is perhaps its central figure, the mentally challenged Roku-chan (Yoshitaka Zushi), who is obsessed with streetcars and chugs through the dump chanting the nonsense words of the film's title, meant to be an evocation of the sound of the tram on the tracks.

#Dodes'ka-den #Akira Kurosawa

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Can you recommend any of Chris’ films? That you actually enjoyed and thought he was a good actor in?

Also, do you think general he’s a good actor? Or could just act for Captain America?

I'd recommend Snowpiercer, Sunshine and Puncture as where he most challenged himself as an actor.

I think he used to challenge himself more, but being inside Marvel for ten years stagnated him.

#ask

[ruthiesrambles2]

Kevin/Martin "I'm working!"

"Mr McMahon, Mr McMahon!" A voice called down the corridor.

A rare thing, someone in Snowpiercer not only knowing his name but being polite about it. Kevin turned to see a man waving him down from the end of the corridor. A firstie, Kevin would guess, based on the clothes and general kemptness of the fellow. Even despite the class mixing they had discovered aboard the train, the non-working class were easy to spot.

Kevin approached the man slowly, pressing his fingers together and tilting his head slightly.

"And you are…?" Kevin said with a forced smile.

"Martin, Martin Colvin. First class. I wanted to make myself known to you, Mr McMahon, because I think I can be useful."

Kevin scoffed audibly.

"And why, pray tell, might that be?"

"I've always found a way to be useful to Mr Wilford before. I hear things," Martin said carefully.

"No thank you," Kevin laughed. "You were a spy for the impostor Melanie Cavill and you think that makes you useful?"

Martin looked genuinely hurt. After all, he couldn't have known that Wilford wasn't aboard the train. Kevin raised an eyebrow, and tutted.

"I…" Martin began.

Martin had been anxious to get on the right side of Wilford and his crew ever since the connection. Being an informant had brought perks before, something that his family were now sorely missing. If only he could get Wilford's right hand man on side.

He accepted the idea before his logical brain could challenge it.

"I can be… useful in other ways…" he whispered, barely loud enough for Kevin to hear. But Kevin didn't need to hear it to know the angle that Martin was taking.

The feeling of the man's hand against his crotch was enough.

The touch made Kevin shudder, his body tensing in anticipation of being grabbed like Wilford was wont to do, an action that Martin misinterpreted as excitement.

"This way," Martin said, gesturing at a supply closet door just down the corridor as he stepped away.

Kevin didn't move.

"How inappropriate. I'm working!" he bristled, and again Martin seemed genuinely hurt.

"But perhaps," continued Kevin, changing his mind last minute, "you'll be of some use to Mr Wilford after all."

#wow this one was hard #just like Kevin's dick #snowpiercer crack #martin just wants to be on the right side of power and he'd do pretty muxh anything for it